Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • On the nobility of selfless struggle

    On the nobility of selfless struggle

    The life and times of Alfred Ilenre

    here are some passages which make the bones to creak and rumble with intimations of mortality. There are some deaths that ignite speculations about the promise of the past and of a great future firmly behind. Some passages speak to the utter despondency of the times, and the needless waste of priceless human assets.

    With the death of Alfred Ilenre last month, Nigeria has lost one of its most consistent and impassioned advocates of genuine federalism and equality of opportunity for all Nigerians. The struggle seemed to have defined his existence. He lived this struggle for a better Nigeria and breathed it till the very last moment.

    Yet unlike many in his shoes, Ilenre never sought to personally profit from the onerous and back-breaking labour to make Nigeria a better place. Even the official titles which rightly accrued to him as a result of distinguished service he bore with such casual indifference that it could easily have been mistaken for a joke. He was a man who carried self-depreciation to its ultimate logic.

    Quiet, self-possessed, self-erasing and ultimately self-sacrificing, he could always be found in the trenches when and where it mattered most and no matter the personal cost and inconvenience. The  expanding vista of that struggle to redeem Nigeria and the huge opportunity cost left no room for equivocation or ambiguity. A man of simple taste and without airs or affectations, it was the content and sheer heft of his contribution that mattered most rather their form or outward ornamentation.

    Alfred had been at it for a long time. Despite his humble mien, he was a man of granite determination and muscular resolve. Nothing was going to stop or deter him in his bid to make Nigeria a better and more humane place for its harried denizens. He was there as an intrepid reporter at The Tribune in Ibadan in the heydays of the struggle against political tyranny and as the battle crystallized in the seventies against arbitrary military rule.

    Ilenre also participated in the epic resistance against the annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election known to have been won by the Yoruba billionaire business mogul, MKO Abiola. He was there in the struggle by the Ogoni people for economic and political self-determination led by his bosom friend and beloved comrade in arms, Kenule Saro-Wiwa who eventually paid the supreme price along with eight of his colleagues.

    As the battle to rescue Nigeria took on a conceptual and intellectual hue, particularly with the growing concern about the shape and structure of the nation, Ilenre was in his true elements serving in the uppermost echelons of the Movement for National Reformation(MNR) led by the iconic  nationalist, Chief Anthony Enahoro, EMIROAF as secretary, MOSOP as Saro-Wiwa’s ideological soul mate, NADECO as a home-based leader and in the PRONACO  bid to put advocates of unitarism and rigid centralization on the spot.

    It was a noble life devoted to permanent struggle. The last time this columnist saw the federalist notable was at the symposium to mark the fifteenth anniversary of the assassination of Chief Bola Ige held at the Airport Hotel in Ikeja, Lagos at the tail end of December last year. For this writer, it was a bitterly ironic moment. While the political acolytes of the late statesman were nowhere to be seen, it was the likes of Ilenre who kept his memory alive.

    As usual, Alfred Ilenre was sitting quietly and anonymously among the crowd and did not come forward until the tail end of the proceedings to felicitate with friends and old colleagues of the timeless barricades. Snooper noticed then that the great man was frail and obviously ailing. The fire had gone out but he remained as militant and defiant of evil authorities as usual. Three weeks after, he slipped out of the ring for the final time. The Edo-born nobleman had joined his ancestors as quietly and without fanfare as he had lived.

    The lack of airs and self-importance can sometimes lead to comic embarrassment. In a society where perception overwhelms reality and where self-projection and self-positioning are all that matter, people like Ilenre can suffer double jeopardy: unrecognised and unrecognisable.

    To this columnist’s utter embarrassment, Alfred was once detained in front of his house on the suspicion of wandering. Yours sincerely was roused out of bed to disown the intruder who was claiming professional kinship with him. Lo, it was Alfred Ilenre sitting quietly on a cement slab and eyeing his tormentors with a faraway look of superior compassion.

    When snooper upbraided the uniformed urchins for embarrassing his former boss, they all slunk away in different directions with looks of incredulity. As if nothing had happened, Alfred went straight to the business at hand. He must have grown used to being embarrassed by the same people he had spent a lifetime fighting for.

    It is important to reveal that Ilenre was not in the house on a self-serving or self-saving mission. He was a proud and defiant Ishan nobleman till the very end. He never for once drew attention to his own plight however seemingly parlous. As usual with him, he came at the behest of a beloved friend and mutual acquaintance who was in dire medical straits. The person in question was also snooper’s older friend and mentor during the turbulent days at The Tribune at the turn of the seventies. Such was this man’s nobility of purpose and compassion.

    Nigeria wastes its most gifted children. This country sacrifices its best and brightest, making sure that those who survive are nothing but walking apparitions and political calamities. Nigeria destroys its talented ten and first eleven, its most visionary and most humanly evolved scions at the altar of a dysfunctional nation and an even more dysfunctional post-colonial state.

    For people like Ilenre and their beloved country, the past was far more promising. Our paths first crossed at very beginning of the seventies at The Nigerian Tribune newspaper, then at Adeoyo in Ibadan. While snooper was just starting out as a cub and mere ammunition boy, Ilenre was already established as an ace investigative reporter.

    Although the military coup had disbanded the warring children of Oduduwa about four years earlier, The Tribune still looked very much like a war camp, a redoubt of political insurgency or the Headquarters of political hara-kiri brimming with journalistic suicide squads, recuperating political hit-men, intellectual snipers, enforcing auxiliaries and domestic storm troopers.

    These were hard men. It was a common sight to espy amulets and dangerous charms dangling ominously from rumpled pockets. A fellow in the production department known by the nickname of Alekuso was said to have seen action during the early days of Adelabu and the Mabolaje Grand Alliance. Openly defiant and contemptuous of authority, Alekuso’s pocket bristled with all kinds of fireworks like a hunter on an expedition: matches, lighters or what is known in local parlance as monrasana, pellets, flints and other local conductors of thunder and electricity. He must have been a travelling freelance arsonist in an earlier incarnation.

    It was impossible to work in that environment without fully subscribing to the Awo cause and credo. The atmosphere smelt Awo, breathed Awo and spoke Awo. It was ideological mobilization at its most potent and unyielding, underwritten by the old Action Group war-cry of permanent and eternal vigilance: “Gbogbo’ gba e standby….”  Like the epic personage that he was, the spirit of Awo suffused the place but Awo himself was nowhere to be found. It was eerily reminiscent of Bakayoko, the hero and presiding deity of Sembene Ousmane’s novel, God’s Bits of Wood.

    The siege mentality was nurtured and encouraged by burgeoning signs of military dictatorship. Although the combustible west had known relative peace and stability in four years of military rule, there were still some flashpoints of civil disorder such as the Agbekoya rural uprising which metastasised into the urban terrorism that saw to the summary decapitation of the reigning Shoun, or paramount traditional ruler of Ogbomosho.

    This was the social and political milieu in which Alfred Ilenre rose to reportorial stardom and which also shaped his later national prominence and visibility as a militant advocate and staunch campaigner for civil rights and self-determination for ethnic nationalities. He never looked back from that moment.

    Just as it was said of Karl Marx that he needed a sustained sojourn in a socially and industrially more advanced country like England in order to grasp the full contradictions of capitalism at work, Ilenre’s sustained immersion in the political and economic dynamics of the old west and its epicentre must have furnished him with insights as to how the most economically and politically advanced section of a country can be imperilled under the baleful spell of unitary federalism.

    Despite the loss of some of its most illustrious pathfinders in recent decades, the struggle to redeem Nigeria must proceed apace until victory is won. Alfred Ilenre has fought a good fight and has gone home to his maker. May his kind and noble soul find eternal peace.

  • Okon is upstaged by Baba Lekki

    Still basking in the false glory of being appointed Commander of the order of Good Values by a rogue organisation, Okon has become totally impossible to handle. Even in the kitchen, he insists on wearing the insignia of the Commander of the Order of Good Values (COGV) like a talisman to ward off the heat.

    Snooper was quietly enjoying the spectacle of a whole commander cooking for him when the mad Calabar boy erupted in a furious counter offensive. After a short visit home to celebrate his award, the crazy rogue sidled up to snooper one fine morning.

    “Oga,”, Okon began as he eyed his boss with mirth and relish. “As I don become important man for Lagos, my people say make I look for good person who go write my life tory with better grammar. I come tell dem say na you be the person, and dem come gree.”

    “May god punish you and your stupid people”, I screamed at him as I aimed a big book at his coconut skull. The interview proper with the feisty television station was pure dynamite with Okon in his roguish and inflammatory elements. Accompanied by a pole-hugging drunk Baba Lekki who was quite a sight in his kembe pants and abetiaja cap, it was clear that the duo had come to bury the system and not to praise it.

    The interview almost never got off the ground as the drunken old man, with ancient martial swagger, insisted on reading “ a take-over speech”, because “dem yeye soldier boys don take over for Guinea worm again”. It took heavy remonstration and a look in by security boys to dissuade the old crook. Thereafter, the old man fell into a deep slumber, snoring and revving like a decrepit trailer going up a steep hill. Okon eyed the moribund pile with savage relish and snorted, “Burukutu don finish baba.”

    The interview began cautiously, with each side probing for the other’s soft underbelly. “First, we will like to congratulate you on your recent award. It was a honour richly deserved”, the leading man opened with much civility and good breeding, and a syrupy smile to match.

    “Point of incorrect!!” Okon thundered. “Dem rich people no deserve honor. I no be like dem yeye people. I no dey sell sugar, I no dey sell oil. Na bushmeat Okon dey sell. And even dat one dem come finish me for Obodo.”

    “Okay, okay. Congrats on your great award”, the poor chap corrected.

    “Hen, hen, na dat one you for say. But my brother see me see trouble. See how dem Yibo people dey rush go APC as dem Yoruba people dey rush come out after dem mala don hammer dem finish. And dem both say dem sabi book pass mala “. Okon noted with a miserable mien. Baba Lekki turned on his side.

    “Na Yoruba people no get common sense. Ibo man don smell bush meat and human pepper soup. Tree trunk no fit become crocodile because he don tey for water”, Baba Lekki rumbled and let out a leonine yawn.

    “Baba, shut up. Dis one no be burukutu conference with dem ganja people for Okoko”, Okon snarled, making a threatening advance.

    “Okay, mo tigbo”, Baba moaned and fell back asleep even as he complained of being hard pressed by nature.

    “Sir, what is your take on the state of the nation?” the second interviewer asked with quiet polish.

    “I no take am at all. Dem get thirty six states but no nation. When oil money don finish patapata everybody go pick race for dem obodo. As Fela come say, na beasts of no nation dey rule una”, Okon snapped.

    “If you are so critical, what is the way out?” the lady asked with sweet bewilderment.

    “Dat one na yeye question. He get as he be for obodo Nigeria. You see when two dogs come lock after dem fire demsefs finish dem go drag each other around so tey until dem Kaput or until god come release dem. Sebi you sabi wetin I dey talk about?” Okon asked the lady with wild relish as she squirmed with embarrassment. Everybody started laughing, including Baba Lekki, who was now eyeing the proceeding with a sleepy stare.

    “Kai kai wonna shege yaro ne”, Baba muttered, lapsing into corrupt Hausa.

    “Sir, how do you see this Shehu Sani and el-Rufai palaver?” the second interviewer asked. But before Okon could answer the question, Baba Lekki crawled forward.

    “Let me answer that one. El-Rufai is a fugitive offender while Sani is an offending fugitive”, Baba Lekki screamed at the top of his voice.

    “Don’t listen to baba. I don tell una say him head no correct at all”, Okon snapped as he beheld Baba with amused contempt.

    “But since he appears to know so much, let us ask him the final question”, the sweet lady proposed with angelic innocence. On that note, Baba Lekki rose to his full height and assumed a professorial frown even as he eyed everybody with donnish disdain.

    “No, no no. I don’t take part in this kind of nonsense”, the old hell raiser began with perfect Queen’s diction. “This is bourgeois disquisition of no consequence to the suffering masses, full of prevarications and pusillanimous pomposities”. He had begun to wet the floor in full public glare. Pandemonium quickly followed and the station went off the air. Okon escaped through the backdoor.

     

  • This present darkness 	…. and a way out

    This present darkness …. and a way out

    The political economy of kleptocracy in Nigeria

    Kleptocracy- a rule of thieves- has afflicted human society since the beginning of recorded history. No formulation can capture our plight better in contemporary Nigeria. It is a morbid society where successful thieves are celebrated and lionized by aspiring thieves. Those who have not been caught simply cannot make hay, or are merely waiting for their own interdiction. Under the spreading kola nut tree of national larceny, you steal and I steal, no wahala.
    Yet even though this is not a sunny or rosy picture, one must still marvel at the banality of evil in this land. Who would have thought that the meek-looking and patrician Andrew Yakubu was indeed a burrowing billionaire; an unmoved and unmoving Bureau sans Change! And we are not talking of small change. As a Yoruba proverb caustically puts it, everybody is a thief minus opportunity. A bon mot from Chinua Achebe is even more to the point in its poignancy and pragmatism: Only a blockhead will spit out a juicy morsel of meat placed in his mouth.
    Yet despite the apparent cynicism, there is an unstated moral clause in both proverbs. It speaks to the need for powerful restraining codes and their harsh enforcement—since human-beings are no angels. As Ayi Kwei Armah, the gifted Ghanaian novelist, would put it: In a society where everybody has gone mad, it is a form of insanity to stay sane and sober.
    As this column noted a few months back, darkness of a spiritual, economic and political nature envelopes Nigeria like a nasty fog. When and whether this millennial eclipse will lift is a matter for conjecture. But its harsh and deleterious effects can be felt in every aspect of our contemporary national life.
    Or how else can one explain the fact that some of our youths and delinquent elders, in their misguided anger and misdirected frustration, would publicly wish for the death of an afflicted head of state, no matter the circumstances or the severity of his shortcomings? This psychotic and malevolent ill-will, openly and often gleefully expressed, is a sign of how things have steadily regressed in this country, and General Buhari will do well to take note. The nation is gripped by social cannibalism in every material particular.
    It has been long in coming. As this column cautioned President Buhari on the occasion of his return to power, you cannot step into the same river twice. Since General Buhari’s first advent, the National Question has taken a nasty turn, exacerbated by the failure of leadership and the virtual collapse of the structural edification of the nation in all its faulty architecture. With several nationalities in open revolt and others rumbling in quiet discontent even as some engage in covert economic sabotage and destabilization of the nation, Nigeria has never been in a worse shape.
    The death of the incumbent will not alter or reverse this relentless retrogression. Far worse than presidential affliction is the ailment of comprehensive corruption which has now become a mortal threat to the continued existence of the country. The contest between light and darkness in this country has now reached a critical stage. Should General Buhari fatally succumb, and given the way the forces in contention are organized, an even more drastic exemplar would have to be in order to rescue the country from the jaws of calamity.
    This collision of economic and ethical fundaments in the nation can no longer be postponed. Kleptocracy is an ancient affliction, going back to the very origins of state and political society. In its modern incarnation, kleptocracy is the organisation of a society along the principles of mindless looting of the national patrimony in a manner that recalls the Stone Age of hunter-gatherer existence.
    The hunter-gatherer is an economic primitive who lives for the moment and has no concept of the valorization of natural resources. He roams the pristine jungle hunting wild animals and gathering wild fruits for immediate consumption. What he cannot finish he drags back to his cave until the hunger pangs beckon again. This is his marginal refinement over the more brutal peripatetic wanderings of his animal cousin. Like his primitive ancestor, the modern Nigerian hunter-gatherer has also taken to dragging his economic “kill” to caves, safes, burrows, underground tanks, septic sewages and other labyrinthine warrens.
    This economic re-cannibalization of a people and the de-civilizing of many who are proud heirs of some lofty civilizations gave enough warning. Ironically, it began immediately after formal independence and our match towards what was supposed to be authentic nationhood. Yet when compared to subsequent political developments, particularly the advent of military rule, the Second Republic and the current Fourth Republic, The First Republic was a paradise of moral puritanism.
    It will be recalled that Major Nzeogwu’s war-cry was a passionate and soul-stirring political harangue against economic profiteers and other ten-percenters. By the fall of the Second Republic, a new political coinage or what is known as a lootocracy came into existence to accommodate new realities and the unbridled plundering of national resources. In a famous intervention, a general and civil war hero lamented that corruption in Nigeria has assumed a “transnational efficiency”.
    But all this was actually a child’s play compared to what was to come in the Fourth Republic. In the interim and the martial interlude, General Sani Abacha gave a new dimension to the meaning of executive burglary of the national exchequer. Implacable and impatient with the ponderous and plodding procedure of kickback, the Kano-born general simply kicked the treasury open with his military boots.
    In the total football and complete economic meltdown of the Fourth Republic, ten-percentage has been replaced by maximum percentage. There is no further need for kickbacks. Contracts are awarded and contract money is collected, the awarding being also the awardee. The football flows freely and seamlessly because the goalkeeper is also the goal-poacher.
    Meanwhile, telling phrases litter the road to economic infamy as momentous milestones: Misapplication of funds, settlement of the unsettled, anticipatory approval and now budget-padding. Corruption has become so thoroughly corrosive that it has eaten into the soul of the nation. For the nation to survive its flesh-dissolving potency, it is going to be a tough battle indeed.
    In an engrossing chronicle of the pilgrim’s progress to perdition, the late Stephen Ellis, a distinguished Africanist and former editor of the authoritative and influential newsletter, Africa Confidential, offers compelling insights about how corruption became the single major national industry in Nigeria. Titled, This Present Darkness: A History of Nigerian Organised Crime, it is a compelling but depressing read.
    It is instructive to note that it was in 1920 that the first properly documented case of “419” in Nigeria came to public purview. The culprit was a Ghanaian, Mr P. Crentsil, who called himself a professor of wonder. He was promptly prosecuted under section 419 of Nigeria’s criminal code .In fact such was the relative public sanity and rectitude in colonial Nigeria that in 1944, a colonial official, according to Ellis, noted that “ crime as a career has so far made little appeal to the young Nigerian.”
    Yet between then and this moment, organised crime has spiralled to astronomical proportions in the nation with Nigerians youths making a strong showing as captains of global syndicates of criminal extortion and international gangsterism even as their parents perfect the science of corruption to become a unique Nigerian brand.
    Among many culprits fingered by Ellis, the dubious rule of law and penance code foisted on a recalcitrant local culture by colonial authorities, the huge appetite for illegal accumulation and the natural venality of African big men and of course the advent of military gangster barons occupy pride of place. Yet what is often left unappreciated is the sociology of resource allocation particularly in a demographically volatile nation as well as the political economy of corruption itself.
    Sociologically speaking, there must be a nexus between the increasing resort of dynamic and resourceful Nigerian youth to crime and the dwindling opportunities compounded by diminishing national resources and state larceny. Equally, there must be a connection between the primitive accumulation and privatization of political power and the primitive accumulation of economic power and resources. Both are symbiotically related and mutually reinforcing.
    There is an organic connection between the power of corruption and the corruption of power in Nigeria. If the truth must be told, political corruption is the fountain head from which economic corruption flows. Ever since the advent of the Fourth Republic, a few men of political power and economic means have maintained an oligarchic stranglehold on the fate of the nation, determining who gets what and at what time. Their poor choices have returned to haunt and hurt the nation economically and politically.
    It will amount to a startling historical irony if General Buhari fails to recognize how his own efforts to fight economic corruption have been hobbled by political corruption and how the same political corruption checkmated his attempt to reclaim his lost throne until the power masters made sure that he was well past his radically reformist prime and could hardly pass muster.
    It will also be a great paradox if the general fails to see why his economic sanitization of the nation cannot succeed without commensurate sanitization of the extant political order. When you run a country as if it is a war booty, economic pillage must follow the political pillage as a reward for living in an occupied territory.
    President Buhari should urgently constitute a National Restitution Commission which will take a holistic, systemic and structural look at the foundational problems of the nation. But his instincts for economic confrontation, if not his political will and appetite for structural reform, are in the right place. We must start from something even it means rough-hewn justice for some. One sure thing about reforms is that they will also undergo further reforming.
    As Milton Friedman, the great American economist, argued recently any society faced with a fundamental existential quandary such as ours will have to choose which freedom —economic, political, social—to forfeit temporarily in order to catch up with the forces of modernity. From different sides of the ideological spectrum, this is what has made modernization possible for China and Cuba on the one hand and Singapore and South Korea on the other. General Buhari’s ailment may well be providential. It may be time for divine soul-searching and introspection.

  • Mama Igosun puts Okon in his place

    (An old classic for these testy times)

    For the past three weeks, snooper has been watching Okon’s discomfiture and domestic distress with quiet relish. It all began when snooper decided to bring to the house his oldest surviving aunt to recuperate from surgery. Ever since she lost her husband, mama has lived alone in her family house in Igosun, an old suburb of Ibadan.
    Mama Igosun is the last surviving sibling of snooper’s mother. In her youth, she was as tough as a cookie and had the reputation of being the first woman to acquire shooting skills in the entire district. She often accompanied her husband on shooting expeditions to Lalupon and Igbo Elerin and was known to have once saved her husband from a rampaging boar. Nobody messed around with her. A prim and proper seamstress of the old order, she took no hostages and immediately went about putting Okon in his place to snooper’s hilarious amusement.
    For the first week, Mama Igosun played deaf and dumb to Okon’s taunts and jibes, pretending to be an illiterate woman from the village. In the evening, mama would sit quietly in the corridor smoking an ancient pipe filled with raw tobacco from Shaki. “Egwe!!! Dem Yoruba woman dey fire taba. Which kind ogbologbo be dis sef? Where dem bring abami come Lagos? “ Okon would snort in deranged amusement as Mama Igosun nodded in quiet acceptance of her fate.
    A week into this ribald drama, the fireworks started in earnest. It was as if Mama Igosun had timed herself to precision. An early riser by discipline and natural disposition, the old woman had already polished off a meal of hot pap and akara by six in the morning. Then on the dot of seven in the morning, she called out to Okon.
    “Come oo, Oponu abi wetin dem dey call you. He no yet reach time for breakfast for old people?” she snarled as she eyed Okon with matronly disdain. Okon almost took to his heels upon discovering that the woman he mistook for a dumb illiterate was not only mentally alert but could speak passable pidgin. But he summoned enough courage to remain rooted to the spot as the tough old woman eyed him with contempt.
    “But mama I think say you don fire pap and akara”, Okon replied.
    “Dat one no be food na appetiser. Set dem table and go bring amala and okro soup my pikin” Mama Igosun ordered with vigour and authority in her voice. In the evening, Okon sidled up to the old woman with impish remorse still rattled by the events of the morning.
    “Oponu, abi wetin dem call you, wetin be dem matter?” Mama opened with a grin of girlish mischief as she eyed Okon with superior bemusement.
    “Mama, I don tell you say my name be Okon. Where you come learn pidgin sef?”, Okon answered in mock anger.
    “I been dey live for Sapele for fifteen years. My husband na PWD man”, mama replied.
    “So dem yeye PDP don dey for so tey like dem Methusela. No wonder kontri come pafuka sam sam”, Okon lamented.
    “ I say PWD, yeye boy”, mama corrected with a hiss.
    “So wetin you dey do for Sapele?” Okon demanded
    “I be seamstress”, mama replied.
    “You see dem Yoruba wuruwuru now? How come dem sea get mistress and Okon no get? Na only Sikira man dey manage. Mama, abi dem send you to me for inspection?” Okon crowed and winked.
    “Wereee! Mewa babanla e won to be”, mama cursed in Yoruba.
    Before Okon could say another word, mama had hurled out a short broom from her basket and had begun to stir the pot of ewedu on the cooker. This proved too much for Okon. He rushed to my room and started banging the door not knowing that snooper was enjoying the drama behind closed door.
    “Oga, oga mama don kaput ewedu soup oo. He come put short broom and him de do shakashakashashaka .Even dem dog no fit eat dem nonsense now.”, Okon screamed.
    “Foolish boy how draw soup go draw without broom?” mama demanded.
    “Oga, I don tire patapata. Yesterday sef mama come put dem tiny tiny insects for egusi soup. I come vomit” Okon lamented.
    “Ah wereee. Dat one na esunsun, ekuku and monimoni. Your people never reach dat level when dem go chop better thing. Alamu mi, where you come get this kanakana?”, mama sneered. Snooper will keep you posted.

  • In memory of things to come

    In memory of things to come

    A Political Primer of Kleptocracy in Nigeria

    “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second  as farce.”  Like many of his pained compatriots, Sonala Olumhense, one of Nigeria’s most committed and politically engaged literary notables, would have nodded in warm approval of Karl Marx’s famous dictum.

    If a nation insists on going round in circles, history must repeat itself. Just as it happened the first time around and despite its equally enviable strides in many departments, particularly fiscal discipline and relative public sanity, a fundamental failure of politics is beginning to haunt the second coming of the iron general from Daura. There is an eerie and chilling feeling of Déjà vu in the air.

    If history teaches us anything at all, it is that it doesn’t teach the Nigerian political class anything. Towards the end of 1984, Stanley Macebuh, unarguably one of the greatest public communicators that Nigeria has produced, published one of his finely honed, elegantly cadenced pieces urging the then Buhari administration to level up with fellow Nigerians in order to avoid a rupture of affection.

    Titled, Barricade At Dodan Barracks—or something close to that, it was a passionate plea for the open society against the military instincts of habitual secrecy and lack of transparency in the conduct of public affairs. Months earlier, this columnist had written a piece countermanding a purported military ban on seminars by the Buhari administration, insisting that he was heading for the next available seminar. It was titled, A Seminar to end all Seminars.

    Matters are coming to a dangerous head once again. This past week, Sonala Olumhense took the Buhari administration to the cleaners in a well-syndicated piece. Apocalyptically titled The End of Buhari, and the APC, it was a blistering Philippic rumbling with bile and rage against General Buhari and his acolytes.

    This is political divorce, Nigerian style: messy and traumatic. It is a hostile and implacable putdown, bristling with invectives and mournful brio. A former ardent fan of the regime, it is obvious that the Edo-born writer is bitterly disappointed with an administration that rode to power on the cusp of huge public approval and general goodwill.

    Let the truth now be told. The government will be deceiving itself if it thinks that Sonala is in the minority. There are thousands of affronted patriots who feel exactly the same way as Sonala, disappointed by the pace and paucity of achievement of a government they have supported against all odds. But this is the time to put on our thinking caps once again. There are many out there who still root for the Buhari regime and its glum regimen if only for its determined bid to rid Nigeria of economic leeches no matter how awkward and inconsistent this may appear.

    Sonala writes with severity and caustic candour, which recalls Karl Marx himself at his most savagely contemptuous. One can imagine the great German philosopher writing about the historical and sociological aberration called Nigeria with his face contorted with rage and a bitterly ironic grimace.

    But there are many close enough to the ringside and unfolding events to sense that what lies beyond the hazy horizon is an even messier and more sinister meltdown, if the situation is not handled with the caution and the statesmanlike clarity it deserves. With weak state institutions and a weaker civil society, the coming Black Spring in Nigeria may eventuate in renewed civilian dictatorship as we have seen in Egypt and Tunisia or anarchic chaos and the reign of warlords as it is the current lot of post-Ghaddafi Libya.

    In many parts of the nation, our youths are already on the streets and the poor are bitterly and hungrily awake. Demography and number are now with them.Yet in Nigeria it is not only with political history that events repeat themselves. They do so with political letters too. In Nigeria, politics and fiction are Siamese twins conjoined and shadowing each other.

    In 2005, snooper wrote a piece in which he foresaw a fancifully attired DSP Alamieyeseigha slipping his captors’ mooring in England and arriving in his parlous and deprived state capital to a heroic and tumultuous welcome. The ink had hardly dried when futuristic fiction became immediate and compelling reality. Lo, the rogue former Squadron Leader had actually arrived in Yenagoa to wild applause.

    Last week, it was the turn of another Niger Delta political warlord: James Ibori. The crowd of native well-wishers was in an even more festive and adulating mood. The boyish-looking but famously deadly political master of the creeks could not have chosen a more poignant and devastating entrée. It was a time General Buhari’s anti-corruption crusade appeared stalled and demobilized with critical question marks put on its probity, impartiality and integrity.

    Five years ago as the Ibori political saga unfolded, this column wrote a piece titled Escobar comes to Escavos. We republish the piece this morning before coming to grips with kleptocracy in Nigeria and the inevitable Nubian Spring.

  • Escobar Comes to Escravos

    In the early nineties, at the height of the nightmarish absurdities of military rule, snooper remembers coming across a newspaper article with the strange title: Nigeria is a Movie. It turned out to be a compelling statement of fact in every material particular. It is in movies that bizarre and fascinating occurrences are the staple diet. But as Nigeria finally entered the last phase of military governance, strange things were happening which constituted an assault on commonsense and ordinary logic.

    A decade and half on, and ten full years into civilian rule, Nigeria remains a great movie in progress and even more compellingly so. Strange things are happening on a daily basis which beggar belief, which affront the sense and sensibility in such a fundamental way that one needs a constant reality check. As Kafka famously put it, actual reality has become unrealistic. Perhaps we need the attention of Dr Caligari and his famous cabinet. This is because in a world of virtual reality and real virtuality, one can die of a shock even from watching a horror movie.

    All of which is to say that if Nigeria did not exist, it would have had to be invented or imagined into existence. Nigeria is a tribute to the subversive genius of the colonial imaginary. It is hell on cinematographic wheels. It is Dante’s inferno and The Last Days of the Roman Empire combined. As a post colonial nation-state, Nigeria is a wondrous testimony to the self-incapacitating capacity of the black species. Common sense dictates that when you are in hole you stop digging, but Nigeria is digging furiously and with the panache and aplomb of a professional grave digger. We are not at the mercy of the elements. We are at the mercy homo nigerianus.

    But why the Escobar Show should berth on Nigerian soil is a mystery only to those who do not appreciate the wonders of history. While it lasted, the Escobar Show was an enthralling and engrossing movie for the people of Colombia. Dear readers, you must remember Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria. But just in case you don’t, Pablo Escobar was arguably the greatest drug baron to have come out of Latin America. At the height of his power, Escobar was a law unto himself and a law unto Colombians who lived in dread and awe of the ruthless boss of the Medellin cartel.

    Escobar was rough and ready with his gun. He sent thousands of Colombians to their early grave. Those who crossed his path never lived to regret it. He had his own army and at a point his private army put the entire Colombian armed forces out of joint until the inevitable Americans came to their aid. But he also had thousands of Colombians who were his loyal worshippers and devotees. They were beneficiaries of his boundless munificence and legendary generosity. He built schools, hospitals, factories, churches, roads and other essential services. To these worshipful acolytes, Escobar was a modern day Robin Hood who could do no wrong.

    To say that Escobar was a brilliant criminal is to indulge in wry understatements. He was a genius of the under world and a master outlaw. He was a psychopathic killer but also a sympathetic undertaker. He chose his moment with chilling precision and the deadly brutality of a mad shark. He often gave his potential victims a choice: Plata o Plomo ? It translates literally and chillingly into silver or lead. You either take the silver or the sliver; the bullion or the bullet. Many Colombians took the bullet, including judges, politicians, lawyers, journalists and civil servants alike.

    In the end, Escobar was a victim of the spiral of violence and lawlessness he had helped unleash on the Colombian society. The authority of the Colombian state over its own citizens was rendered so useless that the Colombian authorities agreed that Escobar should build his own jail and serve out a sentence there. And what a jail did the scoundrel build! It was a sprawling and magnificent complex of awesome opulence and state of the art gadgetry including a football field. It was impudently named the cathedral. It was a magniloquent tribute to the power of the individual over the state.

    But Escobar was not done. Rather than quietly and contritely serve out a jail sentence, he began running his drug ring from his golden cage. Many more perished. The Colombian authorities could no longer take this affront. One morning they stormed the jungle palace with all the awesome might of the modern Colombian state. Escobar escaped, but from that point, his days were numbered.

    One afternoon, he was traced to a flat in the middle class suburb of Medellin with tracking devices supplied by the Americans. Rather than quietly surrender, Escobar chose to slug it out and was felled while trying to escape from the rooftop. He was reportedly shot through the ear by a Colombian police officer who could no longer rely on his country’s rule of law. Thus ended the life of this colourful and charismatic criminal.

    James Onanafe Ibori is not Pablo Escobar although there might be chilling similarities between their respective careers. The Nigerian post-colonial state is also not at par with the Colombian state. There are nations and there are nations. Of all the crimes the selfsame James Ibori is alleged to have committed, nobody has accused him of running a drug cartel. Legally speaking again, James Ibori is a leading Nigerian statesman having won two keenly contested elections as the democratically elected governor of Delta State. This is an electoral achievement beyond the awful and implacable Pablo Escobar, and it is too late crying over split milk.

    But we have to be very careful that we are not in fact dealing with a legally non-existent person; a political chimera or non-entity; an unperson or extraterrestrial being. Or is this not the same James Ibori whose legal existence put the nose of the Nigerian judiciary up to the Supreme Court out of joint in a landmark case that is still causing ripples? On this note, it is possible that we might be dealing with a gubernatorial ghost at par with the presidential apparition.

    The James Ibori that we know is a man of fabulous wealth; a modern day Nigerian Croesus. He is a figure of mythical proportions and a man with vast connections in the Byzantine maze of Nigeria’s Ottoman state. There are rumours of his fearsome antecedents. There are dark hints of a colourful past not always spent on the windy side of the law, but so far nobody has been able to pin anything on the Teflon prince of the Delta. The only known case of graft brought against him collapsed in court under the weight of its own legal imbecility.

    A figure of fiction or movie star he may well be, but Ibori is remarkable fiction indeed. When the going was good in the Ottoman Court of Abuja, he was known to have single-handedly bankrolled the election of the substantive president and the substantive acting president in a unified road show led by the burly and bullying civilian dictator, General Olusegun Obasanjo. For his efforts, the said Ibori was rewarded handsomely. Before Umaru Yar’Adua exchanged the garb of immortality for the garment of mortality, the aforementioned wanted person wielded tremendous influence in Aso Rock, nominating staff and denominating the currency of preferment.

    But like all marriages contracted at the altar of political opportunism and sheer expediency, this one was also destined for infant mortality. All hell seems to have broken loose inside the old court. The falcon can no longer hear the falconer. Since the hitherto unsubstantive Vice President became the substantive and substantial Acting President, Ibori has become persona non grata. Now he is being hunted down the Escravos creeks like a common criminal. All that is solid turns into thin air in the post-colonial horror chamber.

    There are wild rumours that the current spat has nothing to do with the state or the nation at all. Rumours have it that some people very high up have been affronted by Ibori’s haughty and condescending attitude while he was in the power loop and had vowed to teach him a lesson in the power game. What goes around must come around. This is what you get when nations are run according to the laws of strongmen rather than according to the impersonal rigour of institutions.

    We should not be bothered about the murkier details of this nasty spat. What should bother us are the disturbing implications for state and nation. If James Ibori refuses to surrender and successfully ensconces himself in the creeks surrounded by militant youths armed with superior weapon, the stage is set for a violent manhunt in the creeks. From his estuarine redoubt, Ibori could conduct occasional raids. Thus has Escobar arrived at Escravos. In Ibori we have the making of Nigeria’s first authentic political warlord. It has been long in coming. In such circumstances, anybody thinking of conducting elections in those areas is only indulging in infantile fantasies.

    There are just too many flashpoints for a fragile and weakened state to cope with. Jonathan has shown admirable pluck, but he has also been occasionally misguided often conducting himself like a beneficiary of a military coup rather than a product of a consensual pan-Nigerian arrangement. Given the way he himself has been fed into the system, he is beginning to alienate constituencies critical to regime-survival. For the sake Nigeria, Jonathan should be helped back to his feet by all well-meaning patriots.

    Rather than making canonical and contradictory pronouncements from the throne, Jonathan should roll up his sleeves and get back to work. As a first step, he may consider summoning a summit of critical stakeholders in the Nigerian project, irrespective of party affiliation, ideology or creed to deliberate on the way forward. This should not be a jamboree of failed politicians. The present order can no longer be sustained. There are just too many disenfranchised and disaffected elite on the prowl.

    • ( First published in 2012)
  • On the Bust of Winston Churchill

    On the Bust of Winston Churchill

    (The crisis of colonial consciousness in Nigeria)

    The bust of Winston Churchill has been in a heavy traffic in the White House of late. George W Bush, the son of George Herbert Walker Bush, a distant cousin of the reigning queen of England, installed the finely sculpted figurine head of the greatest Englishman of the last century on his desk in the Oval Office. It was perhaps to serve as an iconic talisman in times of martial stress and a minatory reminder that people should not “misunderestimate” George Bush—as he himself infamously put things.
    Warrior, statesman, political gladiator and literary genius, nobody could accuse Churchill of ducking out of any hostility or confrontation particularly when it had to do with perceived insult or contumely to Her Majesty’s Empire. Churchill saw action in Sudan in the great reckoning at Omdurman against the Mahdi and the killers of General Charles Gordon aka “Chinese Gordon.”
    He went on to fight against the Boers in South Africa and was a commissioned Colonel in Gallipoli during the First World War before finally routing Adolf Hitler— or Corporal Schicklgruber as he preferred to call Hitler, thus reminding the crazed Aryan supremacist of his lowly origins as a non-commissioned officer in the bottom rung of the Austrian army.
    Barack Obama, the son of an African immigrant, removed the bust of Winston Churchill from the Oval Office and kept it in a cupboard for the remaindered. Obama, the son of an African immigrant, was not a gung-ho war-monger. Obama had a cool dispassionate disdain for the rampart militarism which has brought so much grief to America and destruction to many parts of the world. When all has been said, the fact remains that America was not founded as a warrior nation but as a lodestar of rationalism and enlightenment to other societies.
    But now the bust is back—literally and perhaps figuratively. America has gone bust again. Donald Trump has restored the bust of Winston Churchill to the Oval office and to its rightful position. Perhaps Obama was just a delirious aberration, a troublous cipher or nasty glitch in the system. Parity and order have now been restored with the installation in the White House of a man who does not take hostage, a happy warrior who hits first before asking question. With the Don, you always know where you stand and where you are likely to fall.
    But the truth and reality may be more nuanced than this blunderbuss analysis. There is a meeting of mind and the grinding conformity of American institutions that spares no one among these presidential exemplars, no matter the temperamental differences and dissimilarities of global outlook. Unlike Bush who is an internationalist cold warrior and like Obama, Trump has said that he would put America first.
    But anybody who believes that this is a Trumpian retreat into the splendid pacificism of the Obama years will have to have a rethink. Like Bush and unlike Obama, Trump will not hesitate to commit American troops and military supremacy abroad whenever he thinks that American power and prestige have suffered an infraction particularly from the Islamic world. He had already ordered his military blue chips to come up with a war plan to contain and neutralize the ISIL threat.
    Yet the irony of it all was that it was under the supposedly pacificist Obama that Osama Bin Laden was taken down in a bold and brilliant military operation which left the entire world awed and speechless. No matter what, the institutional iron grid of America will not allow any president to stray too far afield in idiosyncratic delusion before its timeless disincentives kick in.
    This, however, will not be the first time the bust of Winston Churchill will be causing trouble. Wole Soyinka, the Nigerian Nobel laureate, famously remarked that it was an encounter with another bust of the celebrated British Prime Minister that roused his literary muse to pen his classic, Nobel-winning play: Death and the King’s Horseman. Great literature often shadows great historical events. Soyinka and Churchill also share another thing in common. They are both Nobel laureates in Literature. But that is a story for another day.
    Surfeit with great lyricism and rousing poetry, the play zeroes in on a moment of acute historical paralysis for the embattled Oyo Empire of the Yoruba race with its territorial space already subjugated by the colonial conquerors and the ancestral sacredness of its royal domain infiltrated by the totems and tawdry tropes of metropolitan power. Consequently, what played out was an unequal contest; a clash of culture and civilization whose outcome had already been decided on the battlefield. Consciously or otherwise, Soyinka found himself working out the terms of surrender.
    Yet despite this unequal exchange of cultural commodities, and in fact because of it, Soyinka was able to expose the intellectual arrogance and cultural chauvinism of the colonial conquerors who despite the hard evidence of ancestral savagery believed that other people are not entitled to their unique way of apprehending reality and making sense of history. Like Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart, this was a stirring work of cultural nationalism and historical self-validation.
    But intellectual assaults often precede and sometimes go side by side with physical conquest and formal subjugation. Long before the European colonization of the continent, many European writers, historians, philosophers, sociologists and sundry commentators on the right and left wings of the ideological spectrum tended to dismiss the continent as a historical void teeming with savages and cannibals. George Lukacs, the great Hungarian Marxist philosopher, noted that pre-colonial Africa was like a column of ants heading in the wrong direction which had to be forcibly re-routed in the interest of humanity.
    Almost five hundred years after this forcible re-routing, Africa has still not fully re-joined the mainstream of humanity. Its political, economic, intellectual and spiritual institutions are still in a shambles, resembling miscegenated hybrids that are neither wholly African nor fully westernized. Indeed it may be no exaggeration to claim that the current crisis of the state and the nation in many parts of Africa stem from unresolved conflicts arising from colonial trauma.
    To be sure, Africa was already in crisis before the colonial conquest. While its traditional institutions remained mired in stasis and superstitions, the rest of the world was gradually pulling away towards modernity. It can be argued that the colonial conquest deprived Africa of an original and indigenous solution to the crisis. If left alone, Africa would have fumbled and figured its way to some version of modernity.
    Yet the failure may also be a pointer to the fact that the traditional institutions were too weak and stalled to evolve on their own. History has never been a race in which the strong wait on —or wait for— the weak. Having been decimated by the colonial incursion, traditional African institutions can no longer act in political or economic concert with the African society.
    Yet in many parts of Africa grafting western organs on the native body politic has proved a signal failure, a case of organ rejection by a hostile recipient. The result is an identity crisis manifesting in several theatres of human endeavour, particularly in the political, economic and spiritual departments.
    In many parts of Africa, this crisis is so severe that it has made it impossible for the nation to chart a new political course or come up with a rigorously worked out economic policy which will reduce the misery of the people even as it has proved impossible to forge a new spiritual identity to rescue the populace from shamans and charlatans that feed on their religious insecurities.
    In Nigeria, this crisis often manifests in the most unexpected ways. In the south it has led to anti-social deviancy as seen in the phenomenon of kidnapping, ritual killing and economic sabotage. In the north of the nation, the crisis has eventuated in the Boko Haram tragedy with thousands dead and the entire landscape devastated as a result of a purported rejection of western intellectual tradition by a vicious sect which mutated from a local militia funded by rogue politicians.
    This violent antipathy to everything western which is automatically framed as anti-Islam often finds conducive soil in the ancestral hostility of the northern elite themselves to any form of modernization. Yet they have to cohabit in the same nation-space with a more western-friendly south with a fully developed syncretic culture which allows them to incorporate and domesticate extraneous matter without much damage to the integrity of their social fabric.
    The question that should now be asked is why despite formal conquest and brief colonization, countries such as India, China, Japan and Indonesia never seem to suffer the colonial trauma, the economic, spiritual and intellectual disorientation that seem to be the lot of African countries. The answer is that despite the loss of physical liberty, these people and nations never surrendered the essential cultural initiative to the totalizing logic of the colonial invaders. They retained their language, their names, their cultural tradition and the religions which are the basis of their spiritual conditioning and wellbeing.
    Having surrendered the cultural and intellectual initiatives to the antagonistic logic of the conquering imperialists, Africa has been in a state of traumatic transition ever since without the prospects of full westernization or the possibility of returning to the pre-colonial age.
    In order to negotiate this existential quandary, African political elites take refuge in what we propose as the post-colonial Unconscious, a deliberate regression into a child-like world of make-belief and delusion in which hybrid institutions which cannot pass muster appear natural, timeless and divinely ordained. The post-colonial Unconscious is a factory for the production of alternative reality. For example, it doesn’t occur to them that the two religions that have caused so much havoc and destruction on the continent are not even indigenous to the people.
    Only a programme of aggressive modernization can rescue the continent. The future is full of opportunities and possibilities for those who dare to confront it with futuristic weapons. This will involve nothing less than a drastic overhauling of our current economic, political, intellectual and spiritual categories. This major re-engineering cannot be carried out under the current structure of Nigeria. If we do not come to this reality soonest, the reality will come to us sooner.

  • Okon survives execution by Ibrahim Buhari Jogbojogbo

    To the rural precincts of Abalabi and the dreadful domain of Ibrahim Buhari Jogbojogbo aka Anikulagbala, an implacable Yoruba supremacist and chieftain of the serially banned and outlawed, Oduduwa Descendants Rally, for a game of Ayo and to try out a new charm which stops bullets and grenades in their track. ( Ayeta).
    A rabid supporter and financier of Yoruba self-determination “in and out” of Nigeria, the rogue bricklayer and former itinerant Muslim preacher, had been threatening a unilateral declaration of independence for his enclave should there be no full official disclosure of presidential medical status with immediate effect. It is omens like this which made one to conclude that a full gathering of the tribes is quite imminent.
    Snooper had decided to take the rogue Okon along after he sent a letter demanding for paternity leave as a way of intimating the mad boy with the range of metaphysical possibilities available to his master. Ibrahim Buhari Jogbojogbo does not take ethnic hostages. The last time around, he had threatened to “ finish off” Okon if he persisted with his ranting that his people were the former masters of the Yoruba when it came to class and superior culture.
    Needless to add that this was also a ploy to prevent the crazy boy from burning the remaining priceless diesel in the generator. As the historic lightlessness entered its third week and with a nasty smell wafting from the freezer, even the government has run out of excuse. All the talks about sabotage in the creeks, collapse of the national grid, scarcity of gas and bla bla bla have now given way to an ominous silence. Nobody is ready to listen to any explanation anymore and snooper always knows when the fat lady is about to sing.
    As the ferocious heat pounded humanity and sanity to submission, you have a feeling that something must give very soon. The previous night after rousing from a hallucinatory condition induced by the heat, a scantily clad snooper collided with a fully naked Okon on the corridor and fled with the mad boy in hot pursuit. The following morning the crazy boy eyed his master with a mixture of contempt and malice.
    “Oga, as my people dey say na dem man with elephant blokos who must to run from naked madman who no dey hide him own blokos”, the mad boy taunted.
    “Shut up, idiot”, snooper snapped in mock anger. Sensing a thaw in snooper’s normally icy exterior, the crazy boy decided to play for higher stakes.
    “Ha baba mi no vex. You sabi say when strong river dey carry man with crocodile teeth away dem go think say na laugh him dey laugh”, the mad boy continued taunting snooper with gusto.
    “Okon, what do you think about this presidential medical vacation business? Everything has come to a halt.” snooper ventured.
    “Ha oga dis na one thing I no dey understand about dis your bukuru people. Dem Yoruba and dem Ibo people no gree make dem man work. Dem come tire dem mala with plenty wahala. Dem man say him don medically vacated dem place, so wetin be dem problem for dat one?”, the crazy boy snorted with malicious relish.
    A finely featured antelope darted across the road as we approached the bumpy outskirt of Abalabi forcing one to concentrate on the driving. But hostilities erupted as soon as we got to the threatening rural domicile decorated with skulls and hides of killer animals. A tall, well-built and impressively muscled stalwart, Jogbojogbo eyed Okon with a mixture of amusement and wry disapproval.
    “Ah welcome oo. But which one be dis one again. Kanakana abi wetin you call his name again? I have told you not to bring an Ogberi( an uninitiated) to the Conclave of mystery again”, Jogbojogbo rumbled.
    “Listen, I no be Ogberi. Na Yoruba people dey whack gbegiri”, the crazy boy retorted.
    “Shut up! Who is talking and kukuruku dey talk? Who is eating and the dog is wagging its tail? I suspect this boy is one of these Egbesu boys disturbing our peace.” Jogbojogbo exploded.
    “No be your Yoruba people dey whack dogs?” Okon mumbled under his breath.
    “Kilowi? Omo ale. Hold him while I go inside to bring his medicine”, Jogbojogbo thundered as he rushed inside to haul out his dreaded arsenal of charms and alternative Molotov cocktails. Okon briskly took to his heels and was not sighted for another week.

  • Unitary federalism and its future in Nigeria

    Unitary federalism and its future in Nigeria

    In recent times, no phrase or political terminology has been a greater source of pains and perplexity to Nigerians than the notion of unitary federalism. Federalism and all the ancillary benefits that may flow from it  presupposes freely federating units, whereas unitary government suggests entities that have been forcibly brought together or territorial units compulsorily conjoined by superior force.

    The question Nigerians do not often ask themselves is how conquered territories would be allowed to freely federate and —were this to be so— how a hugely favoured entity among the federating units can be prevented from naturally imposing its hegemonic fiat on the others. In other words, unitary federalism is a grand oxymoron. But as a complex and contradictory mediation of complicated reality, it was an oxymoron that has served its historical purpose. It closed the lid firmly on a roiling cauldron of combustible nationalities until it is either no longer cost effective or the captives themselves figure out that something is terribly amiss.

    This is the stage we seem to have reached in Nigeria, with the giant of Africa increasingly looking like the sick man of Africa; a post-colonial version of the Ottoman Empire at the end of its tether. Unitary federalism is another name for feudal federalism. We use the word feudal not in any pejorative sense but as an analytical tool for describing a historical phenomenon and its mode of political, economic, intellectual and spiritual production.

    But if feudal federalism appears as a violent oxymoron and a contradiction in terms, it is because the transition from one epoch to another is not a neat and symmetrical affair. It is often messy and chaotic. History is not like a snake slithering out and casting off its slough in one fell swoop. In the transition from feudalism and empire state to the modern nation-state and liberal democracy, some of the features of classical feudalism are willy-nilly grafted to the new mode of political production until the historic transformation is complete.

    The unitary state with its harsh centralization and relentless militarization is a sine qua non of empires and the feudal order. It didn’t make sense to talk of federating units in such arrangements. Force of arms and the writ of empire are needed to administer such a vast and humongous territory stretching from one corner of the globe to the other and often incorporating people of different races, creeds and mutually unintelligible cultures. Unlike modern federations which work from the bottom up, empires are top-heavy affairs with orders given and orders enforced.

    As the transition from feudalism and empire-states to modern nation-states got underway, it was inevitable that some of the vestiges of the old arrangement, particularly its architecture of power and ideological apparatuses in all their toxic potency, would be handy in the administration of the new order. This is why it was inevitable that old empire states such as Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and Russia, even after shedding their empire status, still resembled something like empire-nations or some oxymoronic hybrids straddling two different historical epochs.

    History often mocks the bold and revolutionary efforts of the human species to chart a new and independent course for itself. As it has been famously observed, people make history but not under the circumstances of their choice. Looking back and with the benefit of hindsight, we can now see how conceptually impossible it was for humanity to transit straight from the old feudal order to modernity without some intervening hybrids and genetic monstrosities. The uneven nature of human consciousness and unequal development can be seen in the fact that almost six hundred years after this fundamental disruption of the old feudal order, some human communities are still in the throes of traumatic transition even as they grapple with the toxic pathologies.

    In Africa in particular and in Latin America where the transition from the feudal order to modernity was accompanied by imperial conquest and colonial subjugation, impossible genetic anomalies subsist. The transition to modernity cannot be a tea party. Several wars of national liberation had to be fought on both continents. The arbitrary boxing of human communities in different stages of economic development and political consciousness into a fit-all colonial trunk has led to unspeakable horrors and some of the worst human tragedies of our time.

    Portugal, which is technically speaking the first nation-state, did not even have a concept of the modern nation-state. All its overseas possessions were treated as mere extensions and plantations of the metropolitan homeland. At a point, the entire Portuguese royal household relocated to Brazil, gifting the world with its first tri-continental state. Consequently, ruinous and bitter wars of liberation had to be fought in Brazil, Angola, Mozambique and Guinea Bissau to wrest control, triggering an internal political revolution in the metropolitan homeland itself.

    France, having spurned the famous interdiction of Toussaint L’ Ouverture, the great Haitian Black revolutionary, not to substitute the aristocracy of class it has overthrown in a blood-soaked drama for an aristocracy of superior race, elected to turn its conquered natives into proud French people. The tragic consequences of this romantic racism and genetic engineering can be seen in the racial and religious disorder crippling the French homeland. Swallowing strange human species has not proved a delectable meal. A majority of the Frenchified evolues still remember that they came from somewhere.

    The historic luck of the United States of America resides in the fact that it was blessed at the beginning with a set of visionary intellectuals and revolutionary thinkers who were bent on charting a new course for a radical modern nation away from the ruins of feudal Europe. It was the first collective experiment in revolutionary humanism where humankind and its rapid progress towards self-actualization and not some divine ordination became the measure of all things.

    Even then, the American revolutionaries were not far behind the French romantic idealists. To gain traction, this new elitism took off with a savage pogrom of the native Indian population who were viewed as surplus to modern human requirement and the dehumanization of non-European races, particularly the African slaves who have had to struggle through centuries of unspeakable terror in order to achieve racial parity.

    The unspeakable irony is that it is the backlash that has created the pulsating paradox of a multi-racial American underclass up in arms against the entire American establishment with the unspeakably bigoted and joyfully racist Donald Trump as its champion and chief haymaker.  There are secessionist tremors from Texas and California and no one is sure of how all this will pan out. The world has arrived at the truly post-modern and post-liberal frontiers.

    Yet it can be worse and the grey mist can only be lifted by another oxymoron: gloomy optimism. No nation or people can escape the historic consequences of their own actions. As the originator and prime mover of the world’s seminal break with the old feudal order, it is to Europe that we must look for the early warning signals of another rupture in the global order and arrangement of territorial space.

    Nations which behaved very much like the old empires forcibly co-opting people of different nationalities and diverse cultures by unitary fiat have disappeared in the sand of time: Yugoslavia, the old Soviet Union, Sudan, Ethiopia, and good old Czechoslovakia have all disintegrated into their components parts. If care is not taken, Britain is most likely to follow in the wake of the Brexit rumpus.

    It is not as if the world has been cursed with the collapse of the old nation-state paradigm. Rather, what is staring us in the face is the possibility that human evolution no longer requires vast and unwieldy nation-states as the engine and accelerator of human development and the maximization of opportunities for self-actualization.

    This is even more so if such nations brim and bristle with irresolvable and insurmountable national contradictions which stifle developments and hobble the creative energies of their diverse people. Rather than face eventual dismemberment and disintegration, it is better and more beneficial to humanity for such nations to find within their inner resources, the structural re-engineering which will liberate their national genius and blast open the frigid dialectic of history. This is different from the strident calls for summary disintegration by affronted and traumatized nationals.

    Africans in general and Nigerians in particular can no longer afford to play the ostrich to global developments. All available indices of human development, stability and accelerated growth tend to support the fact that the fastest developing, best governed, most congenial and amenable nations on earth are loose federations such as Canada, Australia and India or the portable compact wonders of northern Europe: Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland and probably Northern Ireland. These havens of human progress and prosperity prove the thesis that when it comes to nations big can be big for nothing indeed.

    As a matter of fact, recent research tend to support the notion that in the last five thousand years the greatest monument to civilization and perhaps the most outstanding achievement of the human race are not great kingdoms, remarkable empires and outstanding nations but great cities or megalopolis. As it was in the earliest time, it is these great human conurbations that drive accelerated development and rapid growth irrespective of changing territorial rationalizations.

    In the UK, the greater London metropolis alone accounts for almost half of Britain’s GDP. In America, the Boston-New York-Washington corridor and the Californian arcadia stretching all the way to the Silicon valley hold at least one-third of America’s GDP, just as the Taiheiyo Belt in Japan, Greater Sao Paulo in Brazil, Mumbai-Pune in India, Chongqing in China with its concentric city-cells and the emerging African wonder of Lagos all hold the key to unlocking the staggering economic potentials of these huge nations.

    And just as it happened with the great rivers of the world which powered and served as a hub for prosperity for earlier civilizations, great urban enclaves are swelling around major airports of the world often bypassing the constraints of the hosting domains to connect with the global emporia and the ceaseless air traffic. Known as aerotropolises, these economic and technological nirvanas drive human commerce to a level that would have been unimaginable in an earlier epoch.  Goods from the Tokyo-Nagoya-Osaka ultrapolis and Seoul’s Incheon Airport arrive at Los Angeles on a daily basis while Sydney in Australia has become just one aerial hop from London.

    If this new demographic reconfiguration solves the problem of accelerated development and rapid economic progress for humanity, it is also likely to resolve the political conundrum of unitary federalism in the least politically advanced societies, particularly in Nigeria and generally in Africa. Already dubbed as one of the fastest growing economies in the world and the fifth largest in Africa, the greater Lagos megalopolis eventually stretching to Epe and incorporating Abeokuta, Shagamu and Badagry is likely to put paid to the arrant conceit of unitary federalism in Nigeria.

    When fully operationalized, this vast urban Mesopotamia, aided by its culturally congenial and socially conducive environment, is likely to profoundly affect the contours and complexion of the colonial cartography of Nigeria through economic decoupling from the iron cage of futile and feeble unitarism. There is no caging the human spirit. When you block the political path to human progress, you also open up other avenues.

    This is subtle but firm restructuring in progress. No power on earth can stop this development. This is because it does not depend on force or the power of a famished state but on the collective genius of over forty million people. No contemporary state can muster that kind of anti-work force against its most politically sophisticated and economically advanced citizenry.

    It is no longer possible in contemporary post-military Nigeria to equalize and federalize poverty and deliberate under-development as a strategy for maintaining political stranglehold. With its current difficulties and obvious inability to galvanize the entire nation for a purposeful national project of salvation, the Nigerian post-colonial state will struggle hard in the coming years to come to terms with this developing scenario.

    But it will be akin to locking the door of the stable after the horse might have bolted. As we have demonstrated in this piece, unitary federalism has had its day in other parts of the world. It is a carry-over from the epoch of feudal empire. Whatever advantages it conferred on earlier state and nation formations have now dissolved in the crucible of human evolution. It is also about to come to grief in Nigeria with portentous implications for state and nation alike.

    Rather than working on the next mega party or rearranging the sitting and feeding order in a sinking Titanic, what is now imperative is for the nation to sit together in order to chart a new course for the Nigerian people. With economic sabotage bringing the country to its knees and with centrifugal forces seizing hold of its jugular from all directions, the omens are very dire indeed.

  • A man called Obama was here

    A man called Obama was here

    As the remarkable Obama presidency wound to a graceful halt this last Friday, there were many across the globe who would have been very sad to see America’s first president of African extraction go. Many will miss Obama: for his honesty, his candour, his decency, his integrity and above all for the humanity he so warmly exudes. Even the White House will miss one of its most storied occupants.
    There was always something intensely personal about Barack Obama. You always have this feeling that you have seen or met him somewhere before. He seems exactly the kind of fellow you could share a can of beer or a stick of cigarette with. He appears to have listening ears and steady nerves; a man who would keep his own side of the bargain no matter what, and who expects you to keep yours. He was a gentleman in the old sense of the word.
    Opinions are sharply divided about the ultimate worth of this norm-breaking presidency. Many have long concluded that rather than being a great presidency, Obama’s was merely remarkable stint. Great presidencies often require great events to lift the presidential game from mere humdrum competence to exalting distinction.
    But we should not race ahead of the narrative. In order to have a full measure of the Obama presidency, we have this morning decided to read things backwards, in a manner of speaking; that is to project back to the beginning of it all before leaping forward to conclusion and closure in the coming weeks. As this column is wont to assert, history often moves sideways in order to move forward. Some gains are reversible until they become irreversible, etched everlastingly in the marble of human progress.
    We publish this morning a piece that first appeared eight years ago upon the advent and inauguration of the Obama presidency. The mood was upbeat, rosy and brimful of optimism. Eight years after, the expectations have been tempered by sober reality. The liberal resurgence epitomized by the rise of Obama has produced a neo-conservative reaction in Europe and America epitomized by the rise of Trump and others with right-wing trump cards. No matter which forces are ascendant, the world would be a poorer place without the rich ironies of history.