Category: Olakunle Abimbola

  • Lagos: 3 governors, 3 destinies?

    Lagos — and it appears a case of three governors, three different destinies.

    Babatunde Raji Fashola charged in and stormed out, turbo-charged.  Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae great, would have crooned: Gone clear like a rocket!

    Akinwunmi Dapo Ambode ambled in and hobbled out — the gubernatorial equivalent of a vanished comet.

    Babajide Olusola Sanwo-Olu, is BOS of the new order.  Will he boss ideas and let the team bloom?  Or boss people and let the team wilt?  So far, a quiet, cautious cruise.

    Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, the gubernatorial paterfamilias himself?

    That was another era — of David securing the kingdom, against the fierce political Amalekites, Philistines and Amorites, that gave no quarters: the imperial president, roaring from his Abuja liar; his Lagos viceroy-dogs, sniffing cheap partisan blood.

    It was an era of the power jungle, of the most reckless hue.  Yet, a foundation had to be laid.  Yet, the path had to be tracked — a Moses tracking post-Red Sea, to the Promised Land; a David fending off fearsome blitz, from formidable foes.

    Twelve years after Tinubu, it’s not quite the easy peril of Solomon.  But the kingdom would appear strengthened and stable enough to establish a pattern; and track a legacy.

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    Fashola dazzled his electors with low-hanging fruits — the BRT tracks and BRT Red and Blue buses; a restless environment policy that re-greened the Lagos Marina and allied city concrete jungles; cleared Lagos of filth, and rid the city of outlaw traffic, in ways never previously imagined.

    Eight years later, Fashola exited in near-universal cheer — the policy equivalent of Plato’s philosopher-king, though in a democracy that Plato decried!

    Ambode, at dawn, ran into a vicious LASTMA ambush, which hideous traffic gridlock sent fickle folks screaming: bring back our Fash!

    Four short years later, he hobbled out as virtual gubernatorial garbage — no thanks to a refuse reform turned hideous deform.

    In-between, he showed brilliant flashes.  The most spectacular rural-friendly Lagos governor, for one: witness his glittering infrastructure in Epe and rural Alimoso.  Rural Lagos was never so blest!

    At the city hub, a mixed grill: breath of fresh air, cruising on the new Lagos Airport-Oshodi road; unmitigated pestilence on the comatose Iganmu-Orile-Ojo-Badagry road-and-rail; sweet-sour on the Pen Cinema-Agege motor road-Oshodi front — no thanks to too many constructions at the same time.

    Ambode exited power the ultimate political equivalent of the tennis unforced error — the gubernatorial symbol of avoidable self-ruin, from blatant rotten choices.  Yet, he wasn’t the worst governor in town!

    Sanwo-Olu, after 100 days?  Neither the blistering entry-and-exit of Fashola; nor the sweet-sour hobble-and-tumble of Ambode.

    Gboyega Akosile, the BOS chief press secretary (CPS), would probably not echo Segun Ayobolu, Governor Tinubu’s first CPS, that the 100 days were sheer hell for the administration, given the media’s all-too-familiar penchant to just bark and bark, without recourse to context.

    Still, lobbies can legitimately claim BOS’s first 100 days have been comparatively quiet — lacking the blistering glory-to-glory of the Fashola years; or the grass-to-grace-back to grass of the Ambode era.

    Yet, there are serious problems requiring blistering solutions — the Lagos brazen road outlawry, for one.

    With the Lagos State Road Traffic Law 2012, Fashola was already winning the war against Okada road outlawry until “gentleman” Ambode entered and the battle flagged.  Now, though the first thing BOS did was sign an Executive Order to declare a traffic and environment emergency, free-wheeling outlawry still reigns on Lagos roads.

    The governor should walk his talk on this score.  Visit the Mile 2-Oshodi-Oworonshoki expressway (now under reconstruction) and see the menace of Okada, zooming against on-coming traffic, on an express on which, by law, they have been barred!

    And the Danfo commercial minibuses?  Sheer yellow peril, in that same corridor!  Of course, with no sanction in sight, private motorists have joined the bedlam — driving against the traffic from Oshodi to Mile 2!  Only God knows how many lives this brazen show would claim, if not checked.

    Words are rife that the administration is pondering working out some cohabitation with the Okada operators.  Whatever deal is cut, it should not include a triumphant legal return to expressways.

    Indeed, any thinking that concedes mass transportation to two wheels, with all its inherent dangers, can only amount to net-retardation in 21st century Lagos.  Some “choices” are just no choices!

    Still, away from traffic anarchy, BOS has displayed trite wisdom, which nevertheless cost Ambode dear  — the wonders of continuity and low-hanging fruits.

    While Fashola zestfully harvested the BRT, low-hanging fruits the departing Tinubu government had planted, Ambode wilfully shunned the housing estates the Fashola governorship started.

    For at least four years, those estates, under construction, stayed arrested.  But BOS, in three months — well, 100 days — raced to complete the Igando arm, rightly named for the public icon of contemporary mass housing, Alhaji Lateef Jakande.

    Wisdom of continuity; pleasure of low-hanging fruits; blessing of 100 days!

    It’s good the governor has pledged rapid completion of these estates, scattered in different locations.  But he should also ensure the allocations conform to the original protocols, so that the houses don’t end up with trader-shylocks; but with those who sorely need them.

    Learning from the Ambode pitfall is smart thinking for BOS early in his tenure.  But as the Bible says, the beginning is nothing.  The end is everything.

    Which is why BOS should also move fast to complete those Ambode era projects, particularly those ones that promise maximum impact on the people.

    One is the Oshodi transport interchange and shopping hub.  That completed, it could transform Oshodi into a 24-hour polite business hub; and boost city-wide security.

    Another is the gleaming Airport road.  It’s sheer bliss for motorists.  But it’s also pure hell for pedestrians, linking Ajao Estate to the opposite Mafoluku.  The many pedestrian bridges, on that road, need fast completion.

    Yet another is finishing the Epe-Eredo artery, which incomplete end rather plagues the Mojoda-Odo Ayan folks.  The other leg is completing the Epe-Ejinrin-Itoikin end of the project.

    As the administration grinds on, these two uncompleted ends will pose local challenge to “home boy” and Deputy Governor, Dr. Obafemi Hamzat.  If not given attention, it could well be another avoidable unforced error at election time!

    It’s reassuring though that BOS has committed himself to completing all the Ambode-era projects.  When he does and at commission time, he should give the former governor his due mention, recognition and honour.

    Not even Ambode deserves the black-out he gave Fashola, at the commissioning of the Okota-Amuwo Odofin-Mile 2 link-road.  The former governor was there, ironically as Works minister.  But no one acknowledged he, as governor, did and opened no less than 70 per cent of that vital artery!

    BOS, after 100 days?  Slow and steady!  But even that would win the race, only if the governor pushes less of individual success; but more of collective glory.

    That was the Ambode pitfall.  BOS must learn from that fatal slip.

  • SA: looting a la carte

    In South Africa, it is looting a la carte; or vandals table d’hôte — a complete family gang comprising the father, the mother and the child(ren), all beatific in their plunder of foreign shops!

    Dramatic?  Yes, for no one could swear the looting kids were children of the nearest looting adults.

    But no: it isn’t to further tar the rampaging xenophobes of Oliver Thambo’s country — more of Afro-phobes, South Africa insists — busy claiming foreign scalps, though under searing international scorn.

    Still, the defining, if troubling pictures, from the plunder and arson, are exactly that: men, women and children in an orgy of looting, just to sate patriotic ire — and rumbling tummies — against “criminal” foreigners.

    Now, after the hurly burly is done, and the battle is lost and won, how do you convince that child, tender veteran of patriotic looting, that looting and arson are evil — long after the hated foreigners had fled, and the shops remaining are the natives’?

    Xeno (foreigner) and phobe (irrational hate or fear) are Greek words. Sparta was the classical xenophobic enclave — all antiquity rumbled with its aversion for non-Spartans, even among the Greeks.

    Yes, Sparta built a fierce military machine, that knocked its contemporaries cold.  Still, beyond military hegemony, Sparta never achieved the all-round greatness that made rival Athens tick, as the greatest of the Greek city states. That was because Greece opened its door to all — not unlike pre-Donald Trump’s United States.

    The simple moral?  A xenophobic country soon shrivels up.  Even if it thrives, it seldom achieves its full greatness, with no input from aliens.  The contemporary apogee of that is again the United States.  Still, no one is sure of the future, with the present Trumpian hurricane.

    Shrivelling and wilting, therefore, are what South Africa risks, should it continue on its present Afro-phobic ruin.

    Part of it is physical — with a suspect workforce across the board, and a populace bred on an entitlement syndrome (hardly a crime, given how apartheid had crushed the Black South African psyche for decades on end), South Africa faces a danger of implosion.

    Besides, if xenophobia succeeds in driving away most aliens, it could deny native South Africans the chance to compete against foreigners, re-discover themselves as no laggards, as the White minority elite had conditioned their minds; hone their skills and, on equal footing, fight for fairer re-distribution of South Africa’s wealth — the crux of the present distemper.

    But Afro-phobia could also lead to severe spiritual backlash.

    Zimbabwe were White minority rule co-victims.  Tanzania and Zambia (former Northern Rhodesia when Zimbabwe was southern Rhodesia) were key frontline states that helped to free Zimbabwe and South Africa from White minority rule and apartheid.  Far-away Nigeria was dubbed honorary frontline state, for its radical anti-apartheid activism.

    It is tragic, therefore, that those who stood by South Africa, in its greatest hour of need — Nigeria, Tanzania and Zambia (apart from Zimbabwe), have become the most bloodied from South Africans’ Afro-phobia!

    That is crass ingratitude — the hottest part of hell, in the African moral cosmos.

    What immediate irony!  Apartheid South Africa was a pariah for cruelty towards its Black folk.

    But independent South Africa, given the spate of sports boycotts (both Zambia and replacement, Madagascar, shunned the FIFA open window friendly with Bafana Bafana), coupled  with the present Nigerian growl and Rwandan frown, is on its way to becoming a new pariah — for xenophobic cruelty, against fellow African countries, that fought hardest for its liberation!

    Karma already setting in?  Not so fast!

    But the xenophobes of Mandela country had better watch it — xenophobes of Mandela country! Isn’t that a violent contradiction in terms, given the near-perfect universal icon the late Madiba was?

    Still, xenophilia (love for foreigners) is no excuse for natives to allow aliens turn their country into a hopeless drug cartel.  On this, some Nigerians in South Africa stand strongly charged — and condemned.

    Nevertheless, this South Africa-Nigeria debacle is home to yet more ironies.

    South African Catholic bishops, pouring ice-cold water on the government’s claim that the looting and arson were more of free-wheeling criminality than organized xenophobia, asked a rather pointed question: “If it was about drugs, why are South African drug dealers not being targeted as well?”

    Doesn’t that ring true of local developments in Nigeria here?

    Didn’t the media, at the height of the South West crisis of kidnapping and sundry criminality, rail and thunder at “Fulani herdsmen”, suggesting all Yoruba criminals had surrendered the crime franchise to the Fulani invaders?

    Didn’t the Fulani find themselves victims of that horrendous profiling, simply because of past insensitivity to local feeling, when power and spoils of power were at stake?

    And don’t some misguided Igbo continue to growl “Lagos is no man’s land”, the feeling of the Lagos natives be damned?

    What do you call all of these — internal xenophobia?

    If Nigerians could be this insensitive to themselves, can’t the same Nigerians, cocky, loud and proud, export that notoriety to their foreign hosts?

    If you add crime, committed with such chutzpah, aren’t their hosts likely to flip, as the South Africans have done?

    This is bitter home truth; but those with patriotic claptrap can exercise their right to carp!

    No doubt: criminal Nigerians in South Africa stand fairly accused, though past notoriety could have led to the locals tracing far more crimes to them than they could have committed.

    For instance, in a video that went viral on social media, two South Africans swore the killing of a local taxi driver, that fuelled this latest crisis, was by a Tanzanian drug baron, in an area in Pretoria, where Tanzanian crime reigned supreme.

    Still, whatever the guilt of these Nigerians and other foreign African nationals, mob rule is not the solution.  That is where the South African authorities have dismally failed.

    The Lagos reprisals have shown looting, under the pretext of holy anger, is no South African monopoly.  In reprisals, Nigerians too have attacked MTN shops and looted Shoprite malls.

    But the difference is the Nigerian authorities have not looked the other way, and have moved to secure these businesses, even if not a few feel they ought to have been more proactive.

    South Africa should have brought its foreign criminals to heel under its criminal-justice system, instead of seething with base rage (as Bongani Mkongi, South Africa’s deputy police minister, has betrayed), and given tacit support to their base elements to give their country a bad name, among the global community.

    So, beyond patriotic ire and nationalist thunder, Nigeria and South Africa must engage each other to address this common plague.  In a globalized world, no country can go it alone.

    In any case, Nigeria and South Africa are too vital for the African regional economy to drift apart because of some mutual dregs, which the law, and its strictures, can take out.

  • Again, OOPL and donations

    Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, might be a Muslim.  But by his sour-sweet relationship with former President Olusegun Obasanjo, Atiku appears to hold to heart the Christ-like admonition of turning the other cheek.

    In My Watch, Obasanjo pummelled Atiku as an alleged scoundrel that gained public office for strictly private gain.

    In his holy putdown, dripping with holy gall and pious contempt, Obasanjo hit at Atiku’s parentage and upbringing; alleging unbridled venality and charging his former deputy with irredeemable faith in marabouts.

    What did Atiku do?  He held his peace; and never sued for character defamation, even as that book enjoyed a media rave, conventional and social.

    On the contrary, he would much later sue for peace — didn’t the Bible say blessed are the peace makers?   By election time 2019, by Atiku’s own admission, he caused an in-law to donate $140, 000 (N50 million) to the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library (OOPL)!

    Talk of not only turning the other cheek but also blessing your traducer-in-chief!

    That that story just broke, via an Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) probe, suggests some hush-hush.  Yet donations, public or private, are hardly crimes — and so the Atiku camp has rightly held.

    Still, public good for private gain, for which Obasanjo hideously tanned Atiku in My Watch, appears to propel the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library (OOPL), the Obasanjo post-power shrine.

    Indeed, OOPL’s humongous appetite for donations bespeaks another famous Biblical lore: the hand of Esau but voice of Jacob, corralling the blessings of Isaac!

    As it was in the beginning, goes another biblical parallel, it is now and so, it appears with OOPL, it ever shall be!  That’s is the latest vibe from the OOPL front!

    In the beginning was the man; and the man was president; and the president dreamed up a library: to showcase his exploits, years after all the power and all the glory!

    So the president, doubling as Oil minister, invited the cream of oil-powered Nigeria, to donate to a library launch, which target was N7 billion.

    Yusuf Olaniyonu, reporting for This Day, gave an update on the event, in this 16 May 2005 report: “Donations into the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library (OOPL) project, which was launched in Abeokuta at the weekend, may have reached N6 billion.  This leaves a shortfall of about N1 billion for the project.”

    The Olaniyonu report came with a rider: “Oil majors donate $20 million”.

    Sure, presidential libraries, an American innovation in tangible public service history, are an excellent idea.  They are monuments by which later generations feel the pulse of a particular president on his era — and his impacts on subsequent ages.

    But even by American practice, presidents launch donations for such projects, well after they have left office, to minimize illicit quid-pro-quos, never far away from sleaze-entombed contemporary politics.

    Still, Obasanjo bucked that vital convention, doing his own launch as sitting president.

    Besides, there was something morally filthy about oil majors reportedly donating US$ 20 million, to a project championed by a sitting president that doubled as Oil minister.

    That incest, linking oil donors, to the minister’s project, aside from Minister-President sitting as Big Brother that saw all and missed nothing, gave OOPL a morally filthy nativity.

    Sure legally, no crime had been committed; since no donor back then complained of being forced.  Nevertheless, the moral stench was as acrid as ammonia.

    Little wonder, the rather erratic Ayo Fayose, as maverick as they come, would much later allege presidential extortion.

    During his second coming as Ekiti governor, Fayose publicly told Obasanjo to “return” Ekiti’s forced donation towards OOPL — alleging that Ekiti, like other PDP states back then, were corralled into “donating” to the sitting president’s cause.

    That didn’t burnish the moral tincture of the Obasanjo presidency; or clear the cesspool of illicit rackets that was the then ruling party; or, for that matter, improve  OOPL’s perceived rotten moral provenance, even if its promoter-in-chief, also sitting commander-in-chief, postured the Holy Pope, swearing it’s all for public good!

    What is more?  With the latest revelations, the former president, as ballyhooed champion of holy politics and sane governance, would appear to have taken a big hit.  His Atiku re-canonization, in the impassioned build-up to the 2019 general elections, came around the same time OOPL was pocketing the N50 million donation.

    Recall: Obasanjo had written a letter, bombing the Buhari presidency.  Thundering with tumbling adjectives, and rather graceless conceit, he pushed for the “youths” to band together, sack the ruling order and replace it with one of their own.

    That might have been umpteenth petulance from a perennial meddler-in-chief who, to stay immaculate, loves to paint his successors black.

    Still, not a few starry-eyes sparkled at his patriotic roar for a “Third Force”, to take out the stumbling order, for which his suggested African Democratic Congress (ADC) came quite in handy.

    But even with ADC gathering little traction, as it was clear the election would be an APC-PDP affair, not a few still queued behind him, in the gripping election-eve drama.

    Viola, came the Atiku apology.  Then, the sensational Atiku re-beatification; ironically in this same OOPL, with  a Concert of the Aggrieved and some fathers spiritual in tow — damn whatever dire Atiku judgment My Watch had passed!

    But now, much later, the bombshell: the Atiku N50 million “donation” to the OOPL!

    Was that some unfortunate coincidence, as the Atiku camp insists, claiming it was routine “donation”?

    Or indeed, some quid-pro-quo, though in favour of the library the former president championed?

    Again, OOPL the corporate is different from Obasanjo the person; and one can’t take the can of the other.

    But again, the thick stench of messy incest is rather over-powering!

    Which is why the gracelessly defensive Atiku camp is throwing wild swings, mouthing vulgar abuse and recklessly throwing muck like a shaven Samson.

    “Let it be known,” it lectured when the seedy story broke, “that former President Olusegun Obasanjo established the EFCC to be an investigative body and not a propaganda or enforcement arm of the ruling party, as it is now being misused.”

    In that mood, churlish blackmail would appear just fine: ”May we also add that whenever the EFCC wish to come up with mischief,” it alleged, “they fly their kite in The Nation Newspaper. This is now a pattern.”

    Then, the triumphant clincher: “It should be clear to Nigerians that the Presidency, APC, the EFCC, The FIRS and The Nation are now working together as five fingers of the same leprous hands”.

    True: patriotism is the last bastion of the scoundrel; and those with near-zero reputations think little of blighting others’.

    Still, after all the thunder and all the fury, there appears little between the political morality of Obasanjo and Atiku the former president loves to lampoon.

    That explains the collective moral stink of their presidential tenure.

  • Food as human right

    Mission to Ibadan was to meet, for the first time, Emeritus Prof. Ikenna Onyido, senior citizen and avid reader of this column.

    But Ripples came back wowed, with the concept of Food as human right; from the traditional notion of food as human need.

    Though that concept is not so new, that it hasn’t fired much fresh thinking on food policy, food availability and food security, is well and truly depressing.

    For a developing country making strategic choices, in a brutally skewed globe, it shows how jejune public discourse has become.

    It was all a fallout from the 1st Prof. Francis Sulemanu Idachaba Memorial Lecture, held on August 15, at the University of Ibadan’s Faculty of Agriculture.

    That lecture, with specific focus on Agricultural Policy in Nigeria, is the brainchild of the Idachaba Foundation for Research and Scholarship and the University of Ibadan.

    At UI’s Department of Agricultural Economics, the late Idachaba looms rather large.  He not only spent most of his celebrated academic life in that faculty — “the building at the blind corner”, as the guest lecturer dubbed it — he mentored a rich brood of protégés, who now proudly swear by his name, even if the renowned scholar has passed.

    Prof. Onyido, chair at the lecture, is one.

    An ex-UI (though later a professor of Chemistry), he rose to become Vice Chancellor, Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike.  After, he founded the Centre for Sustainable Development, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka (Unizik). Now, after formal retirement in May (an event billed for December 2018 but postponed because of the ASUU strike), he is now Emeritus Professor of Chemistry, Unizik.

    Onyido’s Unizik valedictory lecture, entitled “The antithesis of a rolling stone that gathers moss”, which he delivered on May 24, speaks of a renaissance scholar: a core scientist at home with the liberal arts; and a Chemist comfy with the history of the academia, right to its pristine roots.

    When others fled the Nigerian academia, mouthing fulsome grumbles, Prof. Onyido stayed back.

    The Yoruba speak of the shame-faced boy, who points his contemptuous left finger at his ancestral home.  Not Onyido, in his gripping — but never griping — engagement with the Nigerian university, warts and all!

    He is the eternal rolling stone in our local universities — five, over some 44 years, at the last count, public and private; a rolling stone gathering moss; a doting troubadour traversing the vast space, in the service of his Lady; while others fled, griping and swearing; and later, smacking and gloating, from their foreign redoubts!

    To Onyido, therefore, chairing the Idachaba lecture was both fealty to a cherished mentor; and umpteenth service to a cherished Lady — the Nigerian university.

    Another was Prof. G. B. Ayoola, founder of Farm and Infrastructure Foundation (FIF), an Abuja-based agricultural think-tank; shaped in the Idachaba tradition of robust interface between gown and town, especially in agriculture and allied matters.

    The lecturer, whose topic was “Rural Infrastructures and the challenge of food security in Nigeria: Are good intentions of policymakers enough?”, interrogated the popular controversy: is agriculture a business (like other ventures) or a core developmental prerogative?

    He submitted it was both.  Still, he frowned at the starkness of regarding agriculture, by latter-day investors, as strictly business; as a Mathew Arnold (1822-1888), the English poet, would classify the nouveau riche of his day as ‘Philistines’, in comparison to ‘Greeks’, the well-rounded (wo)men of wealth and culture.

    Quoting Wendell Berry, in The Art of the Commonplace: The Agrarian Essays, he posited: “The word agriculture, after all, does not mean ‘agriscience’, much less ‘agribusiness’.  It means ‘cultivation of the land’. And cultivation is at the root of the sense, both of culture and cult.  And these words all come from Indo-European root meaning both ‘to resolve’ and to ‘dwell’.  To live, to survive on the earth, to care for the soil, and to worship — all are bound at the root to the idea of a cycle.  It is only by understanding the cultural complexity and largeness of the concept of agriculture, that we see the diminishment implied by the term ‘agricbusiness.’”

    That would appear the conceptual basis for Prof.  Ayoola’s FIF, particularly its national campaign on the right to food.

    FIF has declared, following its founder’s 2016 postulation of food as human right: “The right to food,” Ayoola quotes, “is the irreducible minimum degree of freedom from hunger and malnutrition for a person to live a dignified, productive and healthy life.”

    That appears the classical social democracy (“progressive” in local Nigerian parlance) — the primacy of humans over capital (the opposite of the Conservative primacy of capital over humans), even if humans, individual or government, can do pretty little without capital.

    But it doesn’t translate into some Utopia, a neo-Garden of Eden, where you could pluck whatever you wanted, from a sweet garden of bliss!  Even that would appear unsustainable, from the debacle of Adam and Eve!

    By the way, “want” pushes the discourse to basic Economics, and its demand and supply concepts of want, need and effective demand.

    Linked to Sigmund Freud’s psychoanalysis, “want” is not unlike the id — raw, unbridled desire.

    “Need” is want, moderated by purchasing power.  In other words, you grab your needs, from an unceasing pool of wants.

    “Effective demand” is what, despite all you want, your money can buy — except, of course, you steal; which has devastating consequences!

    Still, that food should be cheap, because it is abundant, underscores the concept of food as human right — so cheap, even the dirt poor can afford it and have their fill, as the very basis of living.

    But then how can the government achieve food, cheap (available) and abundant (secure), if it often treats agriculture, in isolation of rural infrastructure, physical and social: roads, linking farms to markets; electricity, lighting up farm houses and rural homes; schools and hospitals, for the sound education and sound health of the rural folk?

    It’s not as if linking agriculture to the local ecology is new.  The problem is that policy-wise, both are often treated as “extracurricular” matters, when they ought to be “co-curricular”, to borrow those educational terms, floating or sinking with one another.

    That was the crux of the Idachaba lecture, with Prof. Ayoola tracing agricultural policy way back in time: Nationally Coordinated Food Production Programme (Gowon, 1972); Operation Feed the Nation (Obasanjo, 1976); Green Revolution Programme (Shagari, 1980); Directorate of Food, Roads and Rural Infrastructure (Babangida, 1986); National Agricultural Land Authority (Babangida, 1990), National Programme on Food Security (Obasanjo, 2000), National Food Security Programme (Yar’Adua, 2008) and Agricultural Transformation Agenda (Jonathan, 2011).

    Food as human right should have gripped the media, revolutionized policy and anchored the polity on a sharp ideological divide.

    But alas!  The media is busy and not to be disturbed — in perfect bliss with banality and allied crap!

  • Trial of Brother Ike

    The Trials of Brother Jero is a Wole Soyinka play, which protagonist is a roguish but likable C&S prophet living on his wits; like other white-garment hustlers of his era, in his Lagos Bar Beach redoubt.

    But the Trial of Brother Ike is no fiction.  Indeed, it’s ultra-real setting is Nuremberg, the pre-World War II (1939-1945) city of intense Nazi hate, in Bavaria, Germany.

    With post-World War II trials, however, that same Nuremberg played judicial nemesis to the rump of Adolf Hitler’s hate-spewing thugs, after the global debacle that consumed thousands, if not, millions of lives.

    Besides, this scary, non-fiction badgering had the social media, as its global stage — from which it went viral, practically a few seconds after the macabre assault and battery played out.

    It was the odyssey of Ike Ekweremadu, former deputy president (DSP) of the 7th and 8th Senates; and current sitting senator of the Federal Republic, in the hands of IPOB fanatics, out there in Germany.

    The video of Ekweremadu’s mugging was simply unnerving.  Mugged by a mob, clothes torn; pushed-and-pulled, a virtual ping-pong in the hands of a hateful mob; poor Ekweremadu wouldn’t gain his get-away car until one of the mob let fly a king-size tuber of yam!

    Lodavemesi!

    Those who wish to gloat have earned their democratic right, to enjoy selves, at Ekweremadu’s expense.

    Truth be told, the Nuremberg show of shame is nothing but crass internationalization of the sewers of South East politics, particularly in relations to other ethnics.

    In that lunatic, combustible cave, it’s an elite goading to free-wheeling hate.  After all, going by the French Jean-Paul Sartre’s 1944 No Exit play, “Hell is other people”!

    But at Nuremberg, the city of Nazi hate, hell suddenly became own people!  That’s Ekweremadu’s personal tragedy.

    Still, those who have been gloating would do well to remember that scriptural caution: beware of throwing the first stone.

    In this high season of hate, you never know where the children of hate would spring from.  That is with particular reference to South West folks.  But more on that presently.

    Back to Ekweremadu; and an IPOB romance gone awry.

    When Nnamdi Kanu and his Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) were spewing hate, across the Niger north and west, it was mum from Ekweremadu and co.

    For one, it was the first time the mainstream South East elite would play themselves into opposition, in any democratic experiment, pre- or post-Civil War (1967-1970).

    For an elite that loves to blame others for own failings, some bile from the misguided mass would do just fine — hell is other people!

    Besides, it was the summit of Ekweremadu’s sweetheart deal with Bukola Saraki.

    Saraki had sold off his party to gain the Senate presidency.  En route, he had sold Ekweremadu the carcass of DSP, even if the beneficiary was a minority senator.  It was carcass and carrion so sweet!

    But the mission was clear: with Saraki, gang up to thwart the new order; turn triumph into defeat; and four years hence, from that base platform, rocket back to power!

    With that temper, Nnamdi Kanu’s bail was the umpteenth politics to cement that not-so-hidden rogue agenda.  Besides, don’t they say the enemy of my enemy is my darling friend?

    So, Ekweremadu played the folk hero, and Kanu got his bail — applause, applause!  Until Kanu, with his ceaseless stream of hate, turned himself into a fugitive from the law, it was, to echo that pidgin street lingo, notin’ spoil!

    Then came Nuremberg — and the hunter becomes the hunted (and haunted); things fall apart; the falcon can no longer hear the falconer; and mere anarchy is loosed upon the Igbo world: right out there in Nuremberg, the old city of Nazi hate!

    Why, IPOB, though proscribed, is even threatening more thunder and brimstone, against South East governors and other high-ranking politicos, that venture outside Nigeria’s shores!

    How internationalizing senseless bile and crass hooliganism would boost Biafra’s cause is left to anyone to figure out.

    In fairness to Ekweremadu, he just fitted pat into an extant elite agenda; the same way Ohanaeze’s combative temper in inter-ethnic matters does, as ferreted from the often bulldog stance of John Nwodo, its president; even if elderly restraint would do.

    You could even trace, on a grander cultured level, the current South East distemper to Chinua Achebe’s swan song, There Was A Country, his Civil War memoirs of prose and poetry, which not a few think is a tad one-sided.

    Even if you could excuse that criticism with the saying that he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches, bile has never solved any problem.  All it does is block clear thinking, sorely needed to clear the fog and improve the situation.

    Still, for South West denizens that love to gloat at the Ekweremadu debacle, they had better watch current happenings in  own home region; with elders at the departure lounge (to echo Obasanjo’s  metaphor) vomiting enough bile, to ensure inter-ethnic ancestral feuds continue, long after they are gone.

    True, former President Olusegun Obasanjo continues to blow hot and cold, as befits his rather unstable political temper, with wild swings between joy and angst, as final judgment dawns on his legacy.  But Obasanjo is not the danger here.

    The danger, rather, is the progressive mainstream now split, with the losing bloc digging deep into bile, as bitter as gall.

    That explains why a faction of Afenifere, which hitherto had served the Yoruba rather well in earlier battles in a federal Nigeria, would now seem to champion a rather noxious strain of Yoruba ultranationalism, complete with ethnic slurs, particularly against the Fulani.

    Now, that would appear a potent two-in-one whiplash: to drub the rival victors at the polls, turning into ash their legit win; and to inveigh against the Fulani who, by present hysteria, are folks others love to hate.

    Even better: in blind bitterness, cast the victorious bloc as bastards, come to drag the once proud Yoruba into Fulani peonage — applause, applause, from a fast increasing bigoted mass!

    But when comes the Yoruba Nuremberg, when a Yoruba Ekweremadu would play out, in shameful technicolor, in full view of the globe?

    When would that be?  After the grandees pushing the present hate are dead and buried; and the young Turks in the current bile ensemble become the new Ekweremadu, flailing under own home missiles, to universal derision?

    So, let folks nationwide gloat less and think more.

    Let the Ekweremadu pill be the turning point, jerking everyone back to reality. Hate or bile exalts no nation.

    Nigeria may be at a crossroads.  But so have many countries too, at separate times in their history.

    Yet, many of these not only weathered their storms, not a few even morphed from countries into nations, integrated in love, justice and mutual respect.

  • Poisoned psyche

    A consummate professional, Adeniyi Adesina, got recalled to The Nation for higher duties.

    Another, Ismail Omipidan, got invited from The Sun to take Adesina’s place, as chief press secretary (CPS) to Gboyega Oyetola, the Osun governor.

    Both exited and entered without fuss or ill will.

    Nor did the governor exhibit any angst, beyond the reluctance of letting go a calm, measured and polished mind; replaced with great relief at finding an alter ego — in professional brilliance, focus and temper — to do the job.

    But see how a fellow, on Facebook, captured the transition: “Gboyega Oyetola sacks Ijeshaman Niyi Adesina as his CPS; replaces him with Ila-Orangun man, Ismail Omipidan. O da baun!” (cynical Oyo Yoruba snap for “It’s alright”).

    And then this follow-up: “Sacking a Christian to replace him with a Moslem. So Oyetola could be this intolerant?”  Ah!

    And this yakking, after reasoned caution, to his hysterical post: “Is Adesina an Ijesha? Is he a Christian? Is he still Oyetola’s CPS?  Is Ismail the new CPS, a Christian, an Ijesha?”

    The reminds you — doesn’t it? — of Irish poet, W. B. Keats, in his famous poem, ‘The Second Coming’ : “…The best lack all conviction, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity …”?

    Talk of combative ignorance, cocky, reckless and unfazed!

    Enter the menace of the media as meddler: base, petty, graceless, crass, cynical, petulant, manipulative and mischievous.

    Still, a Facebook comment, by a cyber denizen, as reckless and they come in the cyber jungle, couldn’t possibly qualify as “media”, in the most basic sense of the word?  True.

    You could even label — and with justification too — that categorization as a tad too sweeping.

    But that is only when you view the media from the formalist stand point.

    From the point of effect, that repudiation would appear cosmetic and artificial.  Otherwise, the social media, where you could unleash anything that suited your fancy on an unsuspecting and often gullible audience, could not have become such a menace.

    In a contemporary Nigeria, where the line is becoming wafer-thin, between the conventional media (with its robust “gate-keeping”) and new media (with its mad rush at “breaking news”: even if it is often pure fiction, garbled truths or even spiteful lies as free and democratic commentaries, as this Osun case), the havoc of such steamrollers is real.

    Why, even AIT, before its crunch with the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC), gloried in such unfazed mischief, by beaming social media inanities, which nevertheless fuelled some partisan bliss.

    Even now, some radio stations are outright pests, pushing a brazen democratic right to misinform — nay, to disinformation; traducing and maligning those whose right of response, in full measure, could be distracting, if not outright impolitic; and unleashing  nothing short of media anarchy, that bucks all sane broadcast rules.

    Enter: the birth, nurture and sustenance of the poisoned psyche, on a mass scale.

    Yet, partisan reportage is not new.  The NTA, from nativity, sees and hears no evil, concerning the extant powers.

    But should the tide change, as it did in 2015, the transition is prompt and dutiful.  Open sesame:  the clobbered of last night, become the new news toast this morning — all in the line of duty!

    In the 2nd Republic, nothing the conservative National Party of Nigeria (NPN) President Shehu Shagari (Allah bless his soul!) did passed the muster of the opposition press; which, with a vengeance, cancelled out the NTA government doting, at least within these newspapers’ spheres of influence.

    Still, all those were generally done within the confines of strict and robust gate-keeping: check and balances, at many layers of news treatment, to at least conform to journalism best practices.  Not any more!

    Now, a new potent virus straddles the conventional and new media.  Those in government will ignore it to their peril.

    In this particular Osun case, traducing an innocent Governor Oyetola, over base but empty clannish and faith allegations, would appear a continuation of the sickly Osun-as-media-ping pong of the Rauf Aregbesola years.

    Independent sources, including mainstream local and international development agencies, hailed that government as nothing but revolutionary; in driving radical, human-centred development, dealing mass poverty lethal blows, even with puny cash in its till.

    But to a section of Nigeria’s mainstream media, all those striving, rich practical equivalent of Jeremy Bentham’s “greatest happiness of the greatest number”, were nothing but crap.

    Indeed, going by their own old wives’ tales, dished as hot and explosive media fare,  the former governor, with his then chief of staff and now governor, and other braves that laboured and sweated to lift their people, only qualified to be nailed to the cross, to parody Kenyan Ngugi wa Thiong’o’s novel, Devil on the Cross.

    Media terrorism was never more brazen!

    That, for Osun, nearly proved fatal — fatal because, no matter what partisans may claim, had Osun voted otherwise, it would have proved more than a routine election lost and won.

    The people would have been the ultimate loser, for a dawn of true people-centred development would have been tossed away, by partisan bile, no thanks to a poisoned psyche, deliberately and spitefully pushed by a section of the media.

    It would have been well and truly tragic.

    Both Adesina and Omipidan, the one returning to  journalism practice, the other crossing over to media-manage a government, must know it’s poisoned times.

    But again, partisan journalism is not new.  What is new is the newfound toxicity that poisons all.

    The earliest Nigerian journalism masters, John Payne Jackson and son, Thomas Horatio Jackson (Lagos Weekly Record); George Alfred Williams  (Lagos Standard); James Bright Davies (Nigerian Times/Times of Nigeria), and the great Herbert Macaulay (Lagos Daily News) were great crusaders against the colonial order.

    Though they were no partisans for belonging to political parties, they were partisan — and proudly so — for their fiercely pro-native stance, against a harsh colonial order.

    If history remembers them rather fondly today, it was just because they went by the highest ideals: in language, thought and temper, so much so that they corralled attention, if not grudging respect, from the uppity colonial order.

    Not any more — for a section of today’s media appear blissfully luxuriating in the sewers: in language, thought and temper, fired with base emotions.

    How will history remember the media of this era?  That should agitate the mind of Adesina and Omipidan — one processing the news, the order churning out stuff to project his principal — as they lead their new charge.

    The media thrives on fairness to all.  So, a media that spews toxins that poison its environment of practice only digs its own grave.

  • Between protest and anarchy

    Omoyele Sowore and his “Revolution Now” protests command the question: when does lawful protest turn an invite to anarchy?

    In today’s Nigeria, of endless politicking, directionless anger and ceaseless intrigue, you might not get a straight answer, basic as that question might be.

    Yet, concepts are definite and clear.  That is why they are concepts.

    So, conceptually: can a citizen howl “revolution!” and still claim protection under the law?

    Hear Sowore thunder, on July 25, on his so-called revolution: “I’m not talking of protest. I’m embarking on revolution. 85% of Nigerians are in support. Don’t tell me about legal implications or what a Judge will say. I don’t care. We must bundle Buhari out of that place.”

    Eighty-five per cent of Nigerians!  Where did the bloke get his stats from?

    Does that stay within the purview of civil protest?  Or has crossed the threshold of threatened anarchy — even if talk is cheap?

    Revolution, real or comic, implies the overthrow of the extant order.  So, exactly under what law might its purveyor be seeking protection — the present law he seeks to overthrow?  Or the inchoate one, he seeks to impose?

    Talking about extant and inchoate law, is the sitting order expected to watch, helpless and dazed, as “revolution” wreaks havoc?

    O, maybe “revolution” is radical protest in jest — very funny! But you can’t fault a sitting government for not finding the comedy amusing, can you?

    The “human rights” lobby that indulge Sowore’s flippancy are entitled to their democratic delusion.  That is pretty much predictable — as predictable as the state’s counter-roar.

    Both indicate an intriguing, if mutual paranoia: the one for citizen liberty; the other for state security.

    Ironically, both lobbies dramatize the creative pull, on which the state is delicately balanced.

    No wonder — when the chips are down, both point a finger of guilt at each other; and citizens cheer or jeer, depending on which side of the divide they stand.

    But beyond fixed tempers, it would appear even organizing the straight-forward, legitimate protest is facing a decline — like everything else in decayed, contemporary Nigeria.

    Still, does that demonize legitimate protests in a democracy?  Does it also endorse things as they are?  Not a chance.

    The basis of the pristine state, as teased out from the Social Contract, was security.  That was why folks surrendered their individual freedom to the Leviathan, in exchange for collective security.

    That founded the state; and the Leviathan concept gifted the state’s rulers sole access to legal and legitimate force.

    But the finest form of the modern state pushes citizens’ liberty.

    That, indeed would appear, why most states have morphed from monarchies to democracies, and ultimately the republic — that equal opportunity polity, where the people are citizens with equal rights under the law; not subjects, under the pristine Leviathan.

    Even from Ancient Greece, the difference was clear between Sparta and Athens.  Sparta was the ultimate garrison state.  Athens was the ultimate democratic one.

    Sparta, with its military might and fierce patriotism, made quite a mark on antiquity, which still resonates till today.

    Witness King Leonidas and the heroic 300, at the pass of Thermopylae — an all-time study in serving and dying for country.

    But Athens climaxed the fruits of personal liberty, peaking in soaring intellect, underscored by advances in philosophy, theatre, mathematics and science, which pretty much have shaped modern civilization.

    Witness the Athens of Pericles, that liberal lawgiver, under whom Athens hit its zenith: the best in every facet of life — scholarship, politics, art and science, theatre, sports, sculpture and fashion.

    Still, individual liberty is a function of states.  But the fundament of the state is order, hinged on laws.

    So, citizen liberty is no more than a balancing act — the much latitude a citizen can have in expressing his freedom, without breaching the rights of others; and endangering the overall security of the state.

    Therefore, if you bound into a territory, bawling and screaming revolution, and inciting citizens to take up arms — literally or metaphorically — you set yourself up for a sucker punch.

    That pretty much describes Sowore’s “Revolution Now”.  Again, if romantics feel otherwise, they are entitled to their delusions.

    Still, the Sowore angle is no controversy over citizens’ rights.  That is settled — at least under the democratic order.  It is rather the how of exercising that right.

    No right is absolute.  Every right is moderated by law.  Therefore, you can’t project a neo-Kabiyesi syndrome. (Kabiyesi is Yoruba for he who cannot be challenged or reproached; the ultimate power in Yoruba feudalism).

    If you did, in a democracy, you attract the stern sanction of the law.

    But that would seem Sowore’s attitude in his pre-protest build-up, scribbling “Revolution Now” graffiti on public walls, with his crowd in tow.  That recklessness baits the simple and the excitable.  The result could well be public disorder.

    Besides, flashback to the self-aborted 2Face’s protest of February 2017.  At its rump, Sowore declared himself unsatisfied with docile Nigerians, who wouldn’t troop out to scatter everything — or something to that effect.

    In the build-up to this present one, he was even quoted to have threatened to set himself ablaze, like the Tunisian hawker, that triggered the Arab Spring protests. Those were rather disturbing streaks of anarchy.

    Again, the human rights lobby would chuckle, and claim that comes with the protest territory.  But the government would balk — and dutifully so.

    Those who demonize the government on that score miss the point.  Both divides — the government and the human rights ensemble — only hold on to their mandates, being differently wired!

    So, the issue is not exercising human rights per se.  Rather, it is claiming that right legitimately, since every action attracts consequences.

    But again, that is waving the reg flag at the rights lobby.  It would only get them more excitable and agitated.

    “Revolution Now” is a grand distraction.  Nigeria is in dire straights, where everyone ought to pull resources, for urgent solutions.

    Ay, the present rulers have their own issues.  But they are not the enemies here!

    The enemies are rather those whose torrid choices in the past have come to plague our present.

    Still, it is the cross the elected must carry,  while warding off Mavericks, pressing democratic rights.

  • Baba Kekere

    Alhaji Lateef Kayode Jakande (LKJ) may have turned 90.  He did on July 23.

    But in the Awoist cosmos, with their pantheon of social democrat greats, he remains Baba Kekere.  This is neither a diminution of his age; nor scoffing at his great feats.

    It is just that, on that progressive canvas, he is next only to Chief Obafemi Awolowo, the Baba Agba himself, in implementing, with spectacular success, the progressive ethos in government.

    Of all the progressive Titan-governors of Second Republic (1979-1983) Western Nigeria, he is the only one still alive.  Chief Olabisi Onabanjo (Ogun), Chief Bola Ige (Oyo: now Oyo and Osun states) and Chief Michael Adekunle Ajasin (Ondo: now Ondo and Ekiti states) are all gone.

    So, is Prof. Ambrose Alli (Bendel: now Edo and Delta states), who completed the famous LOOBO — Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Bendel and Ondo — Gubernatorial 5, of 1 October 1979 to 30 September 1983.  Even LKJ’s Deputy, Alhaji Rafiu Jafojo, has also joined his ancestors.

    But had LKJ been the first of the lot to pass, he would probably still have been the first to emerge a legend — thanks to his superlative, people-driven performance, as 2nd Republic, nationally acclaimed, Action Governor of Lagos.

    It was the pre-1st Republic Awo come alive all over again in Lagos, the then federal capital, under the satisfying watch of the avatar himself.

    LKJ shared the Lagos space with the conservative Shehu Shagari National Party of Nigeria (NPN) presidency.  But he ran rings round the federal Leviathan, with his policy brilliance, people-focus and the sheer zest to serve, at a lightening pace!

    Now, by nature’s munificence of long life, LKJ is the last of the Titans still standing.  At 90, therefore, LKJ is a living legend to an appreciative people.  That much was clear from the Who-is-Who, patrician or plebeian, at the LKJ 90th birthday bash.

    But that is only dress rehearsal for the main show.  As Awo, the progressive avatar eternally lives in our hearts, so surely shall  Baba Kekere, after his time is up, on account of his Lagos exploits.

    Indeed, between Awo and LKJ are exciting parallels.

    In seven short years (1952-1959), Awo’s revolutionary policies, epitomized by the epochal universal free primary education, transformed the Yoruba Western Region.

    In four short years, as Lagos governor, the LKJ legend was made.

    Unlike many of his Awoist peers — and even some Awo biological children — to who the Awo name is nothing but ceaseless bounty of democratic feudalism, LKJ seized, with both hands, four years to earn his stripes as a solid social democrat.

    By that, he emerged the most promising Awo reincarnation, even with the avatar himself alive and beaming with approval!  Baba Kekere!

    Nobody needed to name anything after him.  The masses instantly did: witness the “Jakande” housing estates: Ije, Adeniji-Adele, Ojokoro, Agege, Isolo (Oke-Afa), Iponri, Mile 2, etc.

    Ay, the designs of those houses were humble.  But for many poor denizens of Lagos, and even the then vanishing middle class, “Jakande” was their first essay at decent own homes — and to think those structures just sprang, from virtually nowhere, in four years!

    And the Lagos schools shift system! From the late 1960s down to October 1979, you had to do afternoon shift, at least in the mid-classes (between primaries 2 and 4).

    But then came October 1979 and the shift system just vanished!    Cynics, back then, wailed and cursed.  In holy rage, they poked fingers at classrooms they dubbed “poultry sheds”

    Again, the classrooms were not pretty.  But the Lagos public school villages were a post-Jakande legacy.  Those “poultry sheds” were, therefore, opening tactics en route to a vibrant strategy in public education.  Talk of mocking a humble beginning!

    Besides, were these critics to go back into history, they would have seen how earlier cynics had mocked “Awolowo school”, as the new low in public education!  But how many today remember those cynics, fast to pose questions, sluggish to provide answers!  Baba Kekere! 

    Even the Lagos Metroline, a classic Awoist vision, would have saved Lagos much of its current traffic snare.  But multiple conspiracies stalled it: North vs South; military vs civilian; conservative vs progressive — the classic sterile Nigerian realpolitik!

    It’s amazing too, how the LKJ quiet contrasts with, say, the Obasanjo racket, as leadership model, for befuddled Nigerians.

    LKJ did four years and three months as governor.  Aside from the Sani Abacha months — the only smudge in his public service career; and that, not on quality of service but by peers’ ideological disowning — he had retired into his public space.

    Obasanjo, on the other hand, did more than three years as military head of state, another eight years as elected president, and even essayed a rogue attempt at “third term”.

    Yet, to remain in the public mind, he feels obliged to make periodic, petulant rows; that paint others bad, so he could stay good.

    Why the other day, the former president beamed, as newly enthroned “Father of Modern Nigeria”, courtesy of some “youths”, with a N1 million prize money! Didn’t the bible say the poor would surrender the little they had to the rich?

    After a Presidential Library of suspect moral source, the N1 million cash prize would appear unfazed ode to holy parasitism.

    The LKJ persona is the direct opposite: legacy, quiet but incandescent, eternally glowing in the heart of a grateful people.

    LKJ, as governor, never rode government cars.  Never lived in government house.  Never moved from his Bishop Street, Ilupeju, Lagos, neighbourhood, to some plum hillside mansion to validate his new post-gubernatorial status.  Indeed, never extorted a gubernatorial library, from contractors, in full public glare!

    Yet, he has more community value in one tiny fingernail than others would ever have in their grubby beings!

    In the progressives ranks, LKJ continues to teach some of his excitable peers the essence of a true Titan.

    Ripples is again pleased to recall how the Greek Titan gods gracefully yielded space for their Olympian successors; and thus retain the love and awe in Western modern hearts.

    The likes of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, a piquant symbol of the succeeding Lagos class that upstaged LKJ as Lagos progressive lord of manor, were at the LKJ @ 90 bash — all praise and awe.

    LKJ, a true Titan, knew how to quit with grace, no matter how difficult.  Besides, if your motive is service, why would you force yourself on people — particularly with a legacy that continues to tell your story?

    That can’t be said of many.  For willy-nilly relevance, they would curse, swear and screech.  Canonize new friends; demonize new foes, to suit their new fit.

    Rather than fade away with grace, they assume the neo-Samson.  They must pull the house down — with everyone sinking with them.

    At 90, LKJ is different and refreshing.  Happy birthday, Baba Kekere.  You will forever live in our hearts!

  • Media, reasoned mainstreams, lunatic fringes

    When crises break, the lunatic fringe attempt to gobble up the reasoned majority.  If they succeed, catastrophe dawns.  If they fail, you step off the brink.

    That dovetails, rather nicely, into the Ooni of Ife, Oba Enitan Adeyeye Ogunwusi’s July 18 visit to the president.  It would appear the triumph of the reasoned mainstream over the lunatic fringe.

    The Ooni had told the president the Yoruba wanted no war.  Neither do they disparage the Fulani as a whole.  But, seeking federal help, they demanded an immediate checkmate of Fulani criminals, wreaking havoc in Yoruba forests.

    The Ooni committed the Yoruba traditional institution to that salvage mission.

    Prior however, a Yoruba lunatic fringe, which gyre widens by the second, threatening to swallow the rest, had been beating drums of war.  In that mission too, wholesale Fulani-tarring was fair game.

    But war over what exactly?  Banditry, kidnapping and allied criminality not even exclusive to the Yoruba country, which nevertheless have latterly spiked, thus smashing the bliss of that hitherto safe haven?

    But even if “Fulani” bandits have invaded Yoruba forests and sent their Yoruba cousins-in-crime on a sabbatical — if that gung-ho shriek is to be believed — then the solution would be war, to deepen the anguish all round?

    Well, thank God the Ooni has put the crisis in its proper perspective, far away from the free-wheeling lunacy, of political opportunism — for which again, baying for war is fair game.

    While some Fulani criminals have been fingered in the present crisis (no matter their motives), the solution is nabbing the other guilty ones; not tarring every Fulani a robber, kidnapper or bandit; or ascribing every single crime, in the Yoruba country, to the Fulani.

    That was Ripples’ opening — and subsisting — stand on the crisis; and it’s good the Ooni has given it a royal seal.

    Why, even Gani Adams, 19th century Oyo Empire Kakanfo mascot in 21st century Nigeria, appears receiving new wisdom, away from his earlier bellicosity.

    A video interview quoted him as saying the Yoruba must pass intelligence on toxic aliens to the security agencies.  Any attempt at crude retaliation, he warned, could even be enemies’ ploy to snare him, as the new Kakanfo.

    Another quote adduced to Adams, which has gone viral on the social media, goes thus: “How can ordinary Fulani herdsmen be holding AK 47?  In our findings, AK 47 rifle goes for about N1 million and with many bullets.  So, we are looking beyond ordinary Fulani herdsmen.”

    The Yoruba component of serious national insecurity is certainly beyond making or wrecking a Kakanfo.  Still, it is good Adams has snapped out of his initial fantasy of awaiting royal orders to unleash his anti-Fulani warriors!

    The tragedy for the Yoruba — sophisticated, cosmopolitan, sensitive and introspective — is they appeared happy and merry war baits; by the basest among their ranks: educated or illiterate; accomplished or stark.  Awo would be scandalized in his grave!

    But the truth is that no ethnic group — sophistication be damned! — ever soars above rage manipulation, framed as ethnic slur. This particular one was framed as dire ethnic survival.

    The same goading sent the Rwanda Hutu on a genocidal binge.

    It sent the Yoruba — at least their rogue elements, the truly bewildered and the excitable — baying for war.

    The same goading, for that matter, sent the Northern Elders Forum (NEF), unvarnished northern irredentists, to call on Fulani herders to, pronto, relocate from the South and jaunt up North, with their herd in tow.

    The cold, hardly veiled sinister threat was unmistakable: let everyone relocate to his space and, thereafter, may the devil take all!

    Extremists, North and South, just tried each other for size!  But before you go blaming the northern side, just because you have greater media control, admit southern loonies started it all, with their unceasing Fulani hate.

    But it’s refreshing both federal and regional voices — at least from the Yoruba end — promptly slammed these extremist voices.  The president has told the herders to ignore the NEF call.  So have the South West governors.

    It’s a combined timely voice of reason, at a near-fatal juncture.

    The Nigerian media loves to growl against “failure of government”.  But the present crisis is excellent failure of media watch.

    To be sure, the media has kept faith with its surveillance – or news – function.  If there is grave insecurity, caused by non-native criminals, the media would be irresponsible not to dutifully report.

    Yet, they have woefully failed in their (news) correlation — interpretive and editorial functions; and cultural transmission — shaping societal mores, over generations.

    Jaundiced headlines and hare-brained interviews with extremists, North and South, have made crime less important.

    The criminal’s nativity is the new real deal.  To sell copies, increase viewership and expand audience, the media merrily trades bigotry for profit.  The social media?  Sheer pestilence!

    In such a news melee, the real criminals go uncaught: the state chases the wind; and the traumatized victims go after the equally traumatized masses on the other side — who their hate-spewing elite just branded the new enemy!

    With the media baying for blood like some enraged market folks ensemble, institutional memory recedes even more tragically.

    That’s why you will see an Olusegun Obasanjo posture and grandstand over insecurity.   As president, his daughter was almost killed by robbers — or assassins?  Nobody knew!

    The late Bola Ige, ultimate symbol of law and order, as federal Attorney-General, was killed in his ultimate sanctuary — his bedroom.  Yet, Obasanjo hee-hawed with absolutely no clue; nor did he have any, about the Niger Delta militancy, that crippled his presidency.

    Why, even the effete Goodluck Jonathan came to the blame party!  His tenure was one week, one Boko Haram blast — and the closest ever, to a presidential anarchy, in Nigerian history.

    Indeed, the Global Terrorism Index and US Council of Foreign Relations records say 2014 was the worst year in violent deaths in Nigeria; and that violent deaths, which peaked from 2010 to 2014, reduced from 2015 to 2018.  The blighted years were Jonathan’s presidential years.

    The BBC also cited a report which suggested that under Obasanjo, between 1999 and 2004, farmers-herders crisis claimed 50, 000 lives in Plateau State alone.  Perhaps Obasanjo too was Fulani, goading his kinsmen to slaughter Plateau farmers for a right of way!

    The tragedy is that the media acted exactly under Obasanjo and Jonathan, as they are acting now; and will probably act in the future – cynical, hysterical, excitable, reckless  and sensational; only sans the Fulani scapegoating, because a Fulani is president.

    Now, if the Fourth Estate cannot keep its head and clinically track in periods of crises, how is it different from the first three realms, which it loves to lampoon in holy rage, because it can?

    The lunatic fringe cannot gobble up the reasoned majority, if it didn’t first gobble up the media.  Aside from the dire security question, an excitable media appears Nigeria’s clear and present danger.

  • Season of hate

    Out there, it’s high season of hate. Suddenly, it’s infra-dig to love.

    Bigotry, bounding and swashbuckling, is in high season.  Love, across ethnic lines, high treason.

    Were it a new spike among the lunatic fringe, it would still have been bad enough. But the fanatical neophytes of scalding hate, as binding faith, appear the cultured, the reasonable and the sane.

    It’s a fast track to Kigali.  But no one seems to care.

    Nothing illustrates this new pestilence more than the July 12 Fasoranti tragedy.

    News came that armed criminals just shot and killed a woman, Mrs Funke Olakunrin, 58, near Ore, while travelling with others, in a jeep, to Lagos from Akure.

    The felons, attackers who reportedly came out of the bush, rained bullets on her car, sending everyone scuttling for cover.

    As it turned out, she was daughter of the 93-year old Baba Reuben Fasoranti, Leader of Afenifere.  Now, that was a big deal — a 93-year old father, losing a 58-year old daughter, he had hoped would bury him!

    By African culture and universal fraternity, that was a deep, deep tragedy to befall an old man.  You can only feel, and pray, for Baba Fasoranti, in this hour of grief!

    Only God can console and strengthen him!

    But from that juncture, of humane empathy and grief, crude politics took over.

    The bigger deal, apparently, was that she was killed by “Fulani herdsmen”, as a sensational release by Yinka Odumakin, Afenifere spokesman, claimed.

    Odumakin’s statement, shortly after the heart-rending tragedy: “We have confirmed the death of Mrs Funke Olakunrin (58), daughter of our Leader, Chief Fasoranti.  Eye witness accounts say she died of gunshots from Fulani herdsmen who shot her at Ore junction in Ondo State earlier today.  She was coming from Akure when the armed Fulani herdsmen came from the bush to attack her and other vehicles.”

    That there was no herd, in tow, to substantiate the “Fulani herdsmen” charge, arose from another popular claim of “Fulani” kidnappers overrunning Yoruba forests.

    From that sub-text, it went without saying: every bandit, or kidnapper, just had to be Fulani!  Every herdsman, with or without his herd in tow, just had to be armed: to steal, rape and plunder — and South West forests are new, rich, profitable frontiers!

    The Fulani, whose son heads a North-South West ruling coalition, just declared war against their Yoruba allies — and to do what exactly?  To undermine President Muhammadu Buhari, the son in whom they are well pleased!

    What gaseous thinking!  But then, that’s what hatred does to your mind!

    Like the plebs of old Rome, notorious for echoing inanity and banality without thinking, the press of today’s Nigeria flew with, and echoed it over and over!

    One just hopes while that grand, scalding distraction is afoot, the criminals — Hausa, Fulani, Tiv, Edo, Yoruba, Ijaw or whoever — wouldn’t have escaped to other blood-cuddling crimes, cock sure they are covered by the overwhelming pall, of the “Fulani” ogre.

    God knows, Baba Fasoranti deserves justice for a slain daughter, just as others felled in the senseless killings that have seized the land.  But it’s clear most won’t get that justice — no thanks to wilful self-distraction, powered by passionate Fulani hate.

    That brings the matter to the trending mental pathology of Fulani-loathing and nailing.

    Not a few say the Fulani had it coming, no thanks to a past record of galloping outlawry; and the alleged tapping into illicit official protection, by cousins in power.

    This arrogance to commit crime, they insist, often emboldens the herders, as stark as they come, as they unleash their cattle on farmlands: their herd chew up the crops; the herders slaughter the protesting farmers; the Nigerian state plays dumb in cold, conspiratorial silence!

    Then, injustice upon injustice!  Since PMB became president, his Fulani cousins, and herdsmen criminals, had gone haywire!  Some even claim the president’s body language gave them the vim to go ye and destroy!

    There are some truths to these allegations — herders-farmers clashes are as old as humanity itself.  Therefore, the Nigerian Federal Government must be hard on criminal herders, both the Bororo alleged killers; and the kill-joys that feel only other people’s sweat (crops) befit the patrician palate of their cattle.

    That is imperative to remove ingrained fear; and impotent rage that breed wide-spread hate; and reckless Fulani demonization.

    But a lot of these claims are also pure crap.  One is that the president’s body language gave the murderous Fulani the vim to go ga-ga.  That is pure trash.

    Why might the president do that — to unleash mayhem on the same folks that gave him their vote, and thereby undermine his own government?

    Besides, beyond a media conspiracy to fan the embers of crude politics, based on dangerous ethnic profiling, it is debatable to claim Fulani-linked crimes have spiked under PMB.

    Before PMB — aside from the ill-fated Umaru Musa Yar’Adua — the last Fulani man to be president was Alhaji Shehu Shagari (Allah bless his gentle soul!).  That was the 2nd Republic (1 October 1979 – 31 December 1983).

    Ironically, the then Major Gen. Muhammadu Buhari also succeeded President Shagari as head of state, after the December 1983 coup.

    But since the Buhari overthrow (again except Yar’Adua, who died in office), no Fulani had been president — Ibrahim Babangida, Sani Abacha, Olusegun Obasanjo, Yar’Adua and Goodluck Jonathan, in that order.

    There is no proof herdsmen-farmers tension was any less, when these non-Fulani were in power.  Neither did the alleged Fulani arrogance diminish.  So, where then is this Fulani ogre, crippling and stifling, coming from?

    Let everyone rail against illicit privileges for any group.  But that power disequilibrium, that birthed such, dated back to the 1st Republic North-East regional power deal-turned ash.

    The first coup, in January 1966, was dubbed an Igbo domination coup.  The counter-coup, in July later that year, was a clear northern ploy to wrest back power.

    By the time the impasse was settled on the war front, the northern segment of the belligerents had seized the Nigerian military; and remoulded it in their own image.

    Still, most of the principal players in the 1966 counter-coup would tragically dissipate. A classical example was Murtala Muhammed and Bukar Suka Dimka.

    Murtala was the leader of the counter-coup.  Dimka was one of his zestful boys, fighting the northern cause.  Yet, Dimka would lead the abortive coup that claimed Murtala’s life!

    Even the older Shehu Musa Yar’Adua, and net-gainer after the coup that claimed Murtala, was himself wasted by Abacha, in another coup, which observers continue to insist was phantom.

    No, the North had not always gained by these power adventures!

    So, let everyone rail against preferential treatment for any group.  But that cannot equate a visceral Fulani hate.

    The danger here is no ethnic group holds a monopoly of hate, profiling and counter-profiling.  It’s the Mosaic Law — an eye for an eye makes everyone blind!

    Let the Buhari presidency scale up security and stop this ceaseless bloodletting.  Let it also get justice for the slain Mrs Olakunrin.

    But let the high season of irrational hate come to a stop.  It will lead nowhere but perdition.