Category: Hardball

  • PDP BoT: Return of the gerontocrats

    PDP BoT: Return of the gerontocrats

    Chief Tony Anenih may be a few months shy of 80 years old, but the aging politician and warhorse shows no sign of his zeal for politics and passion for rough tackles flagging. Instead of heading for the knacker’s yard, he has just been elected to head the coveted Board of Trustees (BoT) of the Peoples Democratic Party at a time President Goodluck Jonathan felt hemmed in by enemies. Between the time Anenih led the National Party of Nigeria (NPN) in the old Bendel State and the time he assumed the leadership of the Social Democratic Party (SDP), and then on to his tumultuous roles in the PDP, there was no let up on his machinations and ruthless politicking. He will have another opportunity to mould PDP affairs in his image, and he will do it with gusto, especially because he came in as a consensus candidate.

    Everyone believes that the second coming of Anenih is tied to 2015 elections. This is probably true. By sheer amateurish display, both Jonathan and the party’s chairman, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, have got themselves embroiled in so much controversy that desperation quickly crept into the part, sapping it of all its energies as it prepares for the coming polls. Given Tukur’s enthusiastic endorsement of Anenih and the president’s secret admiration for the tested old warrior, it was not surprising that the party did the unusual to get Anenih back in the saddle. He will not want to disappoint them. The news, therefore, is not that an old soldier has returned to his former haunts. The news is to find out what punishment he is capable of inflicting on dissenters within his party and outside. For a man who when he was previously BoT chairman hardly waited to catch his ethical breath as he plotted feverishly and unscrupulously to undermine the opposition, there is nothing to indicate he will be fastidious about principles or ideologies. He knows his brief, and we will hear from him shortly and brutally.

    But rather than wait in apprehension, and considering how much of him is known, it will be the responsibility of Nigerians inside and outside the PDP to meet Anenih and his cohorts with courage and hope, in battlefields or at negotiating tables. Old men are often vulnerable in battlefields as they are usually anachronistic and overconfident in war rooms. The country must, therefore, meet his every whim with intuitive brilliance and indescribable feints. In the old man’s fading eyes, we will see the desperation of Jonathan, the man unleashing him into battle. And in his jaded dribbles, we will recognise just how much faith the ruling party is reposing in their old soldiers and old war tactics. Commodore Oliver Perry was famously quoted in the Battle of Lake Erie in 1812 to have said, “We have met the enemy and they are ours.” The excuse of the Nigerian opposition in 2015 must never be that they didn’t know the enemy, nor that when they met them, they didn’t recognise them.

    Increasingly, it seems, the opposition (All Progressives Congress?) will square off with the PDP gerontocracy in 2015. Let the opposition go into that battle with fleet-foot politicians, men and women who understand what it means to be faced by unethical and ruthless warriors, and men and women who once the battle is joined recognise that the possibility of defeat does not exist.

  • Governors’ Forum crisis: Not a fine moment for Nigerian character

    Governors’ Forum crisis: Not a fine moment for Nigerian character

    The photograph on the front page of this newspaper yesterday spoke volumes. It showed Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State addressing the press on a dreary night in Abuja. But it was obvious he was emotionally drained. He had endured more than one week of intense jockeying for relevance in the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF), with some of his colleagues intriguing ruthlessly for his post, or at least trying to get him off his perch. Behind him, almost behind his ears, was Governor Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State, the man who continues to menace Amaechi and haunt his shadows so much that it must take extraordinary nerves for both gentlemen to stand in the same room. In the photograph, however, Akpabio displays unearthly calmness, with a mechanical grin trying to break on his face.

    Also in the photograph, and behind Amaechi to the right, was Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State, a man who has managed by the force of his eloquence and the strength of his conviction to carve some political and national relevance. He has stood rock-solid behind Amaechi, even as the Rivers governor is buffeted by enemies. In the same photograph, Governor Idris Wada of Kogi State, stood distractingly beside Amaechi. The governors were all emerging from a meeting in which some 16 of them attempted to unhorse Amaechi from the NGF chairmanship. The coup failed, and the battle has been postponed till May. Earlier, however, President Goodluck Jonathan had corralled a few governors led by Akpabio to form the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Governors’ Forum. To cut to the chase, everyone knows, in spite of Akpabio’s doublespeak, that the new Forum is designed to balkanise the NGF for spurning Jonathan’s cajolery and blandishments.

    There are many issues surrounding the NGF that discomfit the public, such as its unconstitutional overbearingness. But beyond all those issues, however, and even beyond the reasons that precipitated the presidential conspiracy against the Forum, is the disturbing impression a few of the governors have given to the world of their character. It is doubtful whether Amaechi would have attracted so much opposition and earned the intense enmity of the presidency had he been more restrained, less candid as a politician, more reflective as a person, and disarmingly more diplomatic. But he can at least take solace in the fact that with all his impetuousness, he is not shifty and his conscience is not for hire. Rivers may find his NGF politics a distraction, and even wonder whether they elected him to engage in interminable political jousting, but they will shrug their shoulders and say, well, he can call his soul his own, if nothing else.

    So far, nothing substantially untoward has been done by the pro-Jonathan group other than their engaging puerility. The group is doubtless entitled to pursue its own interests and fight its enemies, whether real or phantom. But by offering himself as head of the Jonathan army, and for a crusade of such enormous dubiousness, Akpabio managed to give the impression he is for hire, and his conscience as elastic as they come. Recall that in the photograph briefly analysed above, Hardball said he detected a forced grin on the Akwa Ibom governor’s face. Well, that kind of painful expression often indicates unbearable turbulence in the heart of a man full of both surrender and betrayal. Akwa Ibomites will revel in their appreciation of Akpabio’s great developmental projects, for the man is hardworking and focused, and take pride in his eloquence, for he is also a gifted public speaker with confident gait. But it is doubtful whether they would not marvel at how cheaply their governor had lent himself to be used by Jonathan, and also wonder whether it is always the case that brilliance must be compromised by lack of character.

     

  • If N4b AFLPM House sails through NASS, anything else can

    If N4b AFLPM House sails through NASS, anything else can

    So far, there is nothing to show that the National Assembly is softening its opposition to the N4bn proposed by the Federal Capital City (FCT) administration for the construction and perhaps equipping of the headquarters of the African First Ladies Peace Mission (AFLPM) in Abuja. But you never can tell, especially with the curious manner the prickly and scheming Jonathan presidency handles lobbying. President Goodluck Jonathan, if we judge him correctly, may yet unleash lobbyists to push the project that started as an NGO affair only to graduate, in the eyes of the president’s wife, into a legacy project. It will not matter to the lobbyists that the economy cannot sustain the level of profligacy being embraced by the presidency. And it will hardly matter that the project, cleverly sidetracked by other African countries as unarguably nugatory, will merely massage the ego of the First Lady and her sympathisers. However, if the government presses ahead irrespective of opposition, it should meet a resolute National Assembly stand pat on the democratic ramparts.

    But what is a little worrisome to every Nigerian is the First Lady’s rationalisation of the project. Not only did Dame Patience describe the lively and healthy debate on the AFLPM funding proposal as noise, she also cynically concluded that were men to be the inspirers of the project, that grating noise would be absent. She made this point while speaking in Abuja last Thursday during the presentation of the ‘PDP Women-In-Power 2013 Calendar.’Bringing gender politics into the controversy is far-fetched in every conceivable way, but it is nothing compared to the outlandishness of her comparisons. Hear her: “The wife of Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, Maryam, built the National Women Centre while the wife of Gen. Sani Abacha, Maryam, also built the National Hospital.” Since she always comes across as a little wanting in general moderation and is often insensitive to the weight of her words, she added this clincher: “None of them (former First Ladies) left with the buildings. I am not the owner of the AFLPM, and when I leave, I will not take it away. It is not a pet project of anyone.” But contrary to the impression she tried to create, her argument actually showed it is indeed a pet project, her own pet project.

    It is truly mortifying to hear the First Lady compare the AFLPM project with those of her predecessors. Frugality did not once feature in her argument, nor did relevance, nor, quite humbling, did reality check. Dame Patience forgets she is the wife of an elected president, not the wife of a military dictator. Her husband, she must be reminded, needs to either persuade the legislature to acquiesce to the project or he must find creative ways of funding it, such as the ingratiating fundraisers Abuja is conversant with and is now inured to. But the country must hope that on the AFLPM issue the National Assembly will not indulge the presidency or the FCT.

    As this column argued on February 6; “No matter how much the Senate wants to cooperate with the presidency, it is unlikely it can be persuaded to approve the expenditure for AFLPM as part of the FCT budget. After all, the sponsors of the project had vehemently clarified in 2011 and in July last year, during a dispute over supply of cars for the AFLPM summit, that it was an NGO. Taken together with its recklessness on the centenary project and other financial imprudence such as the N12bn proposed expenditure for the construction of two city gates for Abuja and rehabilitation of commercial sex workers in the FCT, it is clear that the President Goodluck Jonathan presidency has lost all sense of restraint in spending money and prioritising projects.” We hope flattering the Senate will get us somewhere. If it doesn’t, and the AFLPM budget sails through, there may be no folly left that is too big or too self-deprecating for us to embrace.

     

  • Does anyone still doubt Jonathan’s 2015 ambition?

    Does anyone still doubt Jonathan’s 2015 ambition?

    Officially, President Goodluck Jonathan has not indicated his interest in contesting the 2015 presidential election. He is unlikely to say anything on the topic in the coming months, for in spite of his harmless look, he is no stranger to political intrigues. On the few occasions he was asked last year by foreign journalists whether he had any interest in re-election, he preferred to prevaricate. He wanted to build an enviable record of achievements upon which to base his re-election campaign, the president suggested gamely. On another occasion, he simply refused to answer the question, pleading it constituted a distraction so early into his presidency. Indeed, he will say anything but give a direct answer. He will leave the country and nosy journalists alone to solve the puzzle, that is, if the matter is really a puzzle.

    In spite of the fog surrounding Jonathan’s 2015 plan, there are not many who are in the dark about his ambition. Everyone thinks he is interested, and also thinks he will do anything to clinch his party’s nomination. If he is not saying anything now, they believe, it is because he does not think it safe to commit himself. Indeed, they think his lack of candour on the matter is simply because he does not judge the moment right. For if he were to commit too early, observers conclude, it could arm his enemies. Better, therefore, to leave them guessing and squirming and fidgeting, and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    But if readers will forgive this column’s irreverence, he would like to say very forthrightly that Jonathan has really never left anyone in doubt about his 2015 ambition. And who better to give us a lengthy and substantial peep into the president’s mind than the fawning Mrs Kema Chikwe, the National Woman Leader of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and member of its National Working Committee (NWC). Speaking last Thursday in Abuja while presenting the ‘PDP Women-In-Power 2013 Calendar,’ Chikwe gushed that the president would return to office in 2015. If you think her position within the party does not qualify her to make that weighty statement, consider also that in the audience was Jonathan’s recently ‘resurrected’ wife, the boisterous, matchless and straight-talking Dame Patience Jonathan, perhaps maintaining a philosophical calm.

    Considering how Dame Patience openly withstood Governor Rotimi Amaechi in August 2010 when the Rivers State governor stirred some revolt over his waterfront demolition programme in the state, the president’s wife is not someone to listen patiently to anyone making false statements about her husband or any of those esoteric topics that sometimes inexplicably catch her fancy, whether it be demolition in Okrika, her hometown in Rivers, or her elevation to the rank of a permanent secretary in defiance of gravity. While clairvoyant Chikwe rhapsodised Jonathan’s accomplishments and predicted his re-election last Thursday, the First Lady solemnly and indulgently looked on. If Dame Patience has so far not directly spoken on her husband’s 2015 ambition, it must mean she is summoning quite a huge effort to be restrained on a topic that is otherwise capable of rocketing her to the lexical stratosphere.

    As Jonathan’s predecessors showed, including the reclusive Gen Sani Abacha and the irrepressible Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, there will never be an official confirmation of such a risky presidential project as re-election until all the president’s enemies are either silenced, safely out of contention, or heavily compromised. It is possible that on a hypothetical tomorrow Jonathan may develop cold feet; but for now, his feet are warm, and he is in the running. And lo, this is, well, incontrovertibly official.

  • Caught between executive and legislative tyrannies

    Caught between executive and legislative tyrannies

    The House of Representatives is in the process of making a law to criminalise what it calls contempt of the National Assembly. Even though the bill had been tabled before the Abdulrasheed Maina affair broke out, it was clear the legislators had become fed up with the shenanigans of officials who refuse summons to testify in legislative, and sometimes purely oversight, inquiries. Maina, it will be recalled, is the pension reform task team boss who is avoiding summons to testify in an ongoing, but apparently stalled, inquiry on pension fraud. The bill proposes that anyone summoned by the National Assembly but fails to honour it in 30 days is guilty of contempt. In addition, the bill seeks to punish anyone who disregards the decisions or resolutions of the legislature. The fundamental assumption here is that the legislature believes it maturely, wisely and infallibly makes its decisions and resolutions.

    The mood in the National Assembly at the moment is very charged, all the more because of years of cumulative affront by ignorant and insensitive officials to the power and authority of the legislature. The National Assembly is for instance so miffed by the budgetary stalemate and the disregard some government officials and their agents show for parliamentary resolutions that it is a surprise all the Reps are asking for is a provision to punish contempt. But even that seemingly harmless proposal may be a disturbing reflection of the natural tendency in these parts for overkill (death penalty for sundry crimes such as kidnapping), for officials here do not react well or scientifically, or with moderation to issues relating to the challenge of their powers.

    The problem of overkill is, however, not limited to the legislature. It is also rampant in the executive and judicial branches. Indeed, Nigerians have become accustomed to executive tyranny, with the Nigerian presidency described unflatteringly as one of the most powerful in the world, more powerful than that of the United States. It concentrates in its febrile hands such immense powers that no sector of national life is excluded from its overweening and overarching control. Nor, in the real sense of the word, is any serious power devolved to the states. Everyone and everything looks up to the centre for sustenance, with the implication that freedoms are suffocated and initiatives stifled. Now, and gradually, the legislature is also accreting powers so compulsively that between it and the executive there may be nothing left of the people but zombies.

    The legislators are angry their summonses are being disregarded. And with Maina’s irresponsible disappearing act, the legislature will appear to be justified in taking extraordinary steps to compel obedience. In fact, recently, some members of the President Goodluck Jonathan cabinet were tempted to disregard legislative summons, or honour it grudgingly, or publicly show their exasperation with interminable invitations. This attitude of grudge and disregard, it must be mentioned, is as old as the Fourth Republic itself. But there is also suspicion that the House of Representatives may be devising this unusual solution in the heat of anger. This is wrong and counterproductive. There is no proof that officials are more irresponsible now than they were under the Olusegun Obasanjo and Umaru Yar’Adua governments.

    If the previous governments and the past National Assemblies coped fairly well in spite of many hiccups and much dissonance in the system, this legislature has a duty to examine whether it cannot also cope well without taking unusual steps to arm itself the more against the people in the name of the people. For indeed there is some sense in the complaints of many officials and the public that while the legislature has not shown exemplary patriotism and willingness to sacrifice its perks and privileges, it is at the same time requiring of the rest of the country higher degree of responsibility and compliance with rules and legislation. Worse, it has sometimes usurped the powers of the executive by either sacking or demanding the dismissal of officials. In the exercise of its oversight functions, it has also sometimes acted improperly, imperially and meddlesomely.

    The executive and the legislature are already brimful with power. Rather than seek to arm themselves with more, they should instead embrace measures and adopt styles that will earn them respect and obedience. For in the end, it is not stringent rules, harsh laws and vaulting powers that will protect the legislature from being compromised, subverted or swept away. No one can better defend the constitution and its structures than the people themselves from whom legitimacy flows.

     

  • Beyond the Odi judgment

    Beyond the Odi judgment

    All lovers of freedom and fair play must welcome the news that a Federal High Court sitting in Port Harcourt has awarded N37.6bn compensation to the people of Odi, a community in Kolokuma/Opokuma Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, for the destruction of their community and the killing of scores of inhabitants. Odi had been invaded by soldiers on November 20, 1999 to avenge seven policemen murdered by Ijaw militants. The attack, which many human rights groups described as genocide, came barely six months into the presidency of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. The former president in fact recently boasted that he ordered the attack in order to send a message to militants and other likeminded criminals that the government would make it expensive for anyone to attack security agents. He went as far as recommending the same indiscriminate tactics executed upon Odi to President Goodluck Jonathan as the latter strives to curb the activities of the Islamist sect, Boko Haram.

    In his judgement, Justice Lambi Akanbi said: “The destruction of Odi was comprehensive and complete; no aspect of the community was spared by what I saw in the pictures showed here. The respondents violated the fundamental human rights of the people of Odi, by the massacre. The people are entitled to fundamental rights to life, dignity and fair play. The destruction of Odi was not as a result of gun battle but clear bombardment; the destruction was malicious.” Relying also on Jonathan’s statement that no militant was killed but innocent citizens, the judge dismissed the arguments and evidence of the defence as worthless.

    In the Odi attack, some human rights groups estimated those killed by the invading soldiers to be about 2,500, while the government itself estimated the dead to be about 45. Documentary proof was presented in court to show that only three buildings were left standing in the town after the massacre. It was, to the judge and all men of goodwill, a perversion of the law and morality that Obasanjo could use Odi’s destruction as an example of firmness and decisiveness worthy of the Nigerian presidency.

    This leads precisely to the most important implication of the Justice Akanbi decision. Though the government is expected to appeal the case even up to the Supreme Court, it is anticipated that the Federal High Court decision will not be overturned. After the legal fireworks finally come to an end, it will be time, based on the judgement, to drag Obasanjo and his military commanders before an appropriate court to be punished most severely.

    The International Criminal Court (ICC) would have sufficed but for the fact that only crimes committed on or after July 2002, when the Rome statute of the ICC came into effect, can be heard. But since it is imperative to punish the crimes against the people of Odi, it should be possible to find relevant provisions in our laws to make an example of Obasanjo and his commanders and to prove once and for all that in Nigeria, no one is above the law, no matter how highly placed.

  • Presidential order on hostage rescue

    Presidential order on hostage rescue

    As far as orders go, President Goodluck Jonathan’s directive to the security forces to locate and rescue the seven foreigners abducted by the Ansaru Islamist sect on Sunday in Bauchi State is an indication of concern and eagerness for a quick resolution of the hostage crisis. Ansaru, otherwise called Jama’atu Ansarul Muslimina Fi Biladis- Sudan (JAMBS), a splinter group of the more well-known Boko Haram sect, has carried out a few abductions and terrorist attacks that ended badly for security agencies. The sect, whose name is translated as “the Group that dedicates itself to helping Muslims in Africa,” had in January claimed responsibility for the attack on a convoy of Mali-bound Nigerian soldiers near Okene in Kogi State. It also proudly claimed responsibility for the attack on the Police Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) office near Abuja in November 2012. In May 2011, the group, still in metamorphosis at the time, was believed to be responsible for the abduction of Messrs Chris McManus, a Briton, and Franco Lamolinara, an Italian. Both hostages, who worked for a foreign construction company in Northern Nigeria, were killed in a botched rescue carried out by a combined team of Nigerian and British forces in March 2012 near Sokoto.

    Two months later in Kano, an attempt by Nigerian Special Forces team to free a German engineer, Edgar Fritz Raupach, also went horribly wrong, leading to the killing of the expatriate and some of his abductors. It was also believed that the same Ansaru group was responsible for that abduction, especially as Boko Haram had disavowed kidnapping as a terror weapon. Perhaps, the Kano debacle was at the back of the minds of Ansaru leaders when they darkly hinted to Nigerian security agents that any attempt to carry out a rescue operation in the recent abductions was likely to end in failure.

    The botched rescue in Sokoto and Kano led Hardball to ask the Nigerian forces to declare a unilateral moratorium on hostage rescue. In the June 4, 2012 piece, Hardball had declared: “It is apparent that Nigerian security forces have not yet acquired the know-how of rescuing hostages. The spectacular failure of the Sokoto rescue effort, which involved British Special Forces, should have informed Nigeria of the need to exercise restraint in the Kano hostage case. That restraint was not observed. In both the Sokoto and Kano rescue efforts, security forces attacked the terrorists with all they had when what would have guaranteed success were stealthy methods and surprise. The Kano effort, for instance, lasted for 30 minutes, and like Sokoto, involved the deployment of armoured tanks and overt troop movements. It is hoped this would be the last time attempts would be made to free hostages when the possibility of success is less than assured. Indeed, it is time Nigeria declared a moratorium on hostage rescue rather than continue to risk the murder of hostages by their captors. From evidence provided by security forces, the hostages in Sokoto and Kano were killed by their captors when it seemed the chances of escaping with the hostages were lost.”

    It is in consideration of the foregoing that this column views with apprehension the order by Jonathan that the hostages be located and rescued. It is possible that the Nigerian forces had learnt a thing or two from the failures of the past, and have probably acquired better equipment and skills. However, as Hardball warned last year, if the chances of a successful rescue are not high, it would indeed by unwise and politically costly to embark on uncalculated heroism. Unlike the Sokoto case where two foreign hostages were involved, and Kano where one foreign hostage was involved, the Bauchi case involves seven hostages. And unlike the Sokoto debacle where Italy was kept in the dark as British and Nigerian forces stormed the terrorists’ hideout, this time, Italy will take more than a passing interest in what happens to its abducted citizen. And with France intervening in Mali, hostage-taking may have just begun.

    In the end, the responsibility of taking action on the hostages lies with Nigeria. We must hope that the Algerian example of January 19 does not hold more than a fleeting fascination for the Nigerian government. In the Algerian case, where terrorists held more than 150 foreign workers hostage at a desert gas plant, Algerian Special Forces carried out a brutal counterattack to send a message that it would neither negotiate with terrorists nor allow a drawn-out siege. Consequently, 69 people died, including at least 39 hostages and 29 Islamist kidnappers in the effort to retake the plant. It was a heavy price to pay for a simple message.

     

  • Dame Patience affair: the courage to lie

    Dame Patience affair: the courage to lie

    With a lavish and riveting thanksgiving service and party held on Sunday in Abuja, the First Lady, Mrs Patience Jonathan, has all but guaranteed that her continuing health soap opera will receive high ratings. When she returned home on October 17, 2012 after a seven-week health trip to Germany, Mrs Patience Jonathan told a puzzled airport audience it was all a lie that she received medical care at a popular German hospital. “I was never at that hospital, let alone have a terminal illness,” she deadpanned. At a short reception later, where fawning aides and ministers had gathered to welcome her back, she kept up appearances and continued the evasiveness. She looked pale and lethargic, but on what ailed her or where she went, she maintained a stiff upper lip. It was also okay for us to know, she continued, that she did not have cosmetic surgery because her husband adored her shape. On that day, her reticence and the unwelcoming stare of her tight-lipped husband dissuaded anyone from probing further. Speculations, however, persisted.

    But during the November edition of the presidential media chat, and for reasons we may never guess, the president finally and condescendingly decided to open up a little on his wife’s mysterious trip abroad. She travelled for medical reasons, admitted the president. He didn’t give room for anyone to ask why presidential aides lied about her trip. He didn’t also say why as president he refused at the time to say a word on his wife’s trip. All we got from the First Family were Calvinist lectures on life and the hereafter, our inescapable date with death sometime in the future, and the metaphysics of wishing or not wishing someone ill.

    Finally, and completely out of the blue, the president organised a thanksgiving service and party on Sunday for his wife, virtually shutting down Abuja, so to say. The purpose was to expatiate on the second chance in life Dame Patience told us on October 17 last year that God had gifted her. Like her waffling aides, she had given the impression she travelled to enjoy a deserved rest. But during the Sunday service, she finally came clean about the health matter, describing in medically bewildering details how she underwent eight or nine surgeries in one month. Hear her: “People are always afraid of surgery, but in my own case, while my travail (she means ordeal) lasted, I was begging for it (surgery) after the third operation because I was going to the theatre every day. It was God who saw me through. I did eight or nine operations within one month. It was not an easy one.” So, why did she evade a straightforward answer about her health last year? Why was she testy and insinuative when the long-suffering public wanted to know her condition and empathise with her? Alas, we may never know how her mind works.

    However, the First Family’s religion is much less inscrutable than their minds. Both the president and his wife were unnerved by the superstition that in most cases the First Family often lost a spouse in the State House, with particular reference to Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Yar’Adua, Gen Sani Abacha, and perhaps Murtala Mohammed. It was, therefore, necessary to sanctify the seat of power to exorcise spousal tragedy from it, Dame Patience moaned.

    It speaks to the Jonathans’ sense of quaint altruism that the cleansing they want for Aso Villa is limited in objective, though it is masqueraded as indispensable to the seat of power. They even seem less interested in learning anything from information management in a modern and complex society than in rebutting the superstition of spousal deaths in the State House. That Dame Patience survived abdominal surgery late last year also seems to underscore the First Family’s religious philosophy that the curse had been broken and naysayers put to shame. As the President fatalistically put it, complete with an implausible exposition on the best time to die, “If anything had happened, there would have been different stories from false prophets, and many other things would have followed. We all know we will all die but the best time to die is not when you are serving your nation.” Really?

    What more can anyone say? There is obviously nothing we can do or say to dissuade the president from being distracted or bitter, or from sometimes wandering into, or conniving at, willful inaccuracies.

     

  • Jonathan and the one-term pact

    Jonathan and the one-term pact

    On Sunday, newspapers reported Governor Babangida Aliyu as claiming that President Goodluck Jonathan actually signed a one-term pact with Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governors before they agreed to support him for the 2011 presidential election. Aliyu made this startling disclosure during an interview with a Kaduna-based radio station, Liberty FM on Saturday. Naturally, as any Nigerian government is wont, the presidency has denied that such an agreement existed anywhere. The ball is now in Aliyu’s court, and we await his angry response. All we can confirm so far is that he was quite definite in talking about the pact on Saturday.

    In the interview with the radio station, Aliyu had declared thus: “What will be will be in 2015. We must remind people of the promises they have made. When he (Jonathan) was going to declare, PDP governors were brought together to ensure that we were all in the same frame of mind. Some of us, given the PDP zoning, were expecting that the northern states would produce the President for a number of years, but God has done His own. At that discussion, it was agreed that President Jonathan would serve one term and we all signed, and when he went to Kampala, he said the same thing. But for now, President Jonathan has not declared his candidacy and we must not be speculating based on those who are benefiting from such a thing. I believe that we are all gentlemen enough and when the time comes, we will all sit down and see what the right thing to do is.”

    For a PDP governor, this was quite strong stuff. But Aliyu’s trenchant claims are probably a reflection of the frustrations many governors, and indeed most Nigerians, feel when they contemplate the Jonathan presidency’s lethargic administration of Nigeria. Those frustrations are not likely to abate in the coming months, as the 2015 elections draw near. Two things are, however, evident. One is that Jonathan himself has neither said he would seek reelection, as Aliyu acknowledged, nor has he denied signing a one-term pact. But don’t rule out a response from Jonathan. It is in the nature of the boyishly optimistic president, when he is inspired, to sometimes angrily rebut disagreeable claims by setting the records straight, no matter whose ox is gored. That of course does not guarantee he would not give a rose-coloured account of what transpired between him and the PDP governors prior to the 2011 elections. His predecessor, the inimitable Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, is famous for telling spectacular untruths. There is no reason for us to think that Jonathan is not mildly tarred with the same brush, having been mentored by the gruff former army general.

    Second is the fact that a document suggesting Jonathan agreed to a single term may never surface. It is typical of such documents to become either lost or apocryphal. Recall that Obasanjo also had an agreement with the northern group that put him in power in 1999 to spend only one term. There is abundant evidence to indicate he agreed to its infamous and humiliating terms, for Hardball himself was for a long time in possession of the document. But the document was either never signed or the only copy signed was kept with Obasanjo himself. It would be surprising if Jonathan signed any document, just as it would not be surprising if he agreed not to seek reelection. Outfoxing opponents is the exclusive preserve of ambitious leaders.

    Yet, it would be unkind to say Governor Aliyu cannot produce documentary proof. We may, however, have to wait for a more auspicious or, as the case may be, ominous time for the signed proof to surface. The country will then have to decide whether a signed one-term pact that implies Jonathan is a liar is sufficient to debar him from seeking reelection. If Jonathan is to be stopped, as the temper of the country appropriately dictates at the moment, his opponents will have to do better than call him a liar. No politician hangs himself for being caught in flagrant delicto. It is a badge of honour. If in doubt, ask Obasanjo again whether he planned to seek third term. And before he answers, hurl Mallam Nasir el-Rufai’s latest book at him and see whether the solid aurochs will flinch.

  • Senator Mark and his African enemies

    Senator Mark and his African enemies

    President of the Nigerian Senate, David Mark, seems puzzled that many African countries are hostile to Nigeria. His evidence, he said, was observing how dignitaries in the state box of the FNB Stadium, Johannesburg, all rooted for Nigeria’s opponent, Burkina Faso, during the final match of the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON). The support for Burkina Faso must be nearly so overwhelming that Mark and other top Nigerian officials couldn’t help but notice how either unpopular we had become or how enviously other African nations viewed us. Mark voiced his observations during a Senate special session to mark Nigeria’s unexpected and unusual victory in the 2013 edition of AFCON, about 19 years after we last lifted the prestigious continental cup.

    Senator Mark was not exaggerating, even though he refrained from adducing reasons for that envy or unpopularity. Indeed, there is hardly any Nigerian who is unaware of the Africa-wide hostility to Nigeria, with many of those haters actually indebted to us. The Senate President’s observation should, therefore, be a challenge to the government of Nigeria. Could we be doing so many things wrong vis-a-vis our African brothers? Are we intimidating our neighbours? Indeed, are we irredentist in any way, or are Nigerian citizens engaged in unwholesome activities in other African countries? Whatever the reasons are, it is perhaps time we examined all the factors that have made us to be loathed.

    As the experience of two brutalised Nigerian journalists showed on their last day in South Africa covering the competition, that Southern African country has a special dislike for Nigerians. And this is in spite of a remarkable history of solidarity and friendship between the two countries, one in which Nigeria virtually made the sacrifice and gained only a grudging initial thank you. Nigerians are similarly treated with scorn in Namibia, another southern African country Nigeria sacrificed so much to set free from the clutches of their white oppressors.

    With the exception of Liberia, where Nigeria is still somewhat regarded with respect, there is hardly any African country, north or south, east or west, where we are respected in proportion to the love we show other African countries, or the sacrifice we made for them. For instance, in spite of the huge sacrifice we made in Sierra Leone during their 1991-2002 civil war, the British calmly walked in towards the end of the war and took the prize after a very short and limited military engagement. Today, on the subjects of Sierra Leone and Liberia, some European chroniclers choose to remember only the contributions of Britain and the United States. The sacrifice Nigeria made is conveniently glossed over or denied.

    It is important to go beyond merely observing how poorly Nigeria is rated and scorned in many African countries. The Federal Government should call its foreign policy experts and historians together to examine the factors responsible for this anomaly. It is an anomaly that has lasted for far too long probably because of the incompetence of the government in planning the aftermath of our foreign policy actions. The problem should be arrested now, for on its own it will not go away, no matter how much we wish it.

    The place to begin, it seems, is to recognise that other countries will respect us only when we become the continental leader in instituting the highest grade of democracy and assiduously promoting it, achieving incomparable economic development feats to give Nigerians a very high standard of living, respecting human rights by eliminating extrajudicial killings and all forms of torture, and generally running an orderly and disciplined society, the toast and envy of the world. The loathing other African countries have for us may in fact be connected to how self-deprecatingly we have carried ourselves than what immeasurable contributions we have made for other countries’ comfort and wellbeing. Whatever the problems are, and whatever the solutions might be, it is important we never ignore the problems as if they do not exist.