Category: Commentaries

  • They won’t even let us share their pains…

    Something curious happened at the London Olympics. During Michelle Obama’s visit to Team USA training camp, the 1.80m (5’11’’) and about 75kg (165lbs) American First Lady was scooped off the ground by American wrestler, Elena Pirozhkova, who herself is a mere 1.65m (5’5’’) and 63kg (138lbs). The point is not that the First Lady connected with the American representatives as the wife of a leading political figure should, or that the wrestler asked for permission to scoop Obama up like a rag doll, and did it with aplomb that belied her size. What was curious was the effortless connection between the First Lady and someone with neither name recognition nor status in the American society. Lifting the First Lady illustrates the worldview of the American politician, a worldview that has seen the obliteration, in the electoral sense, of the iron curtain dividing social classes, a worldview that has rendered the dividing line between the leaders and the led either impotent or artificial.

    A few days ago (we are not told whether what happened was inspired by the incident with Michelle in London), a restaurateur, Van Duzer, also gave President Barack Obama a bear hug and lifted him from the ground as he stopped by at that eatery during his campaign in Florida. Both Duzer and Obama were mighty pleased with the bonhomous side attraction, and it allowed the public many peeps into the mindset of the most powerful President on earth, the inescapable beauty of the American democratic process, and the fact that such bonhomie does not vitiate the aura, allure, drama and energy of the most powerful office on earth.

    Merely considering these two examples makes the Nigerian wistful. He reflects on the British monarchy and the stately elegance of the Queen of England; and as he considers all the panoply of pomp and poetry and nursery rhymes that swaddle it, he sighs with painful regret. For neither the Nigerian Presidency, which he considers burdensome, nor the ubiquitous monarchies scattered around him have risen in solemnity and dignity to half what Great Britain has evinced for centuries. Then the Nigerian encounters the delicate mixture of grace, affability and power of the American Presidency, and he marvels at both the intricate alchemy that has brought together in enviable harmony the lofty elements of human behaviour and the very thoughtful constitution that undergirds, nourishes and stimulates the American of all classes.

    The Nigerian has little choice but to ponder on these things as his presidents ensure that the lines that separate the leader from the led, lines drawn during colonialism, are accentuated by one of the world’s worst perceptions of power. Nigerian presidents do not allow the citizen to share in their triumphs, in their joys, and in their ambitions. They cannot communicate their visions, and cannot connect with the people. It is, therefore, not surprising that they cannot even let the citizen share in their pains and in their defeats.

    This was why Hardball on September 5 penned the following in a piece, entitled: Dame Patience and the Unofficial Secrets Act: “While the tragicomedy of Yar’Adua’s battle with heart and kidney diseases lasted, the government failed to harness the empathy the public felt for the beleaguered First Family and the goodwill emotive Nigerians could have lent his government. This comical affliction of living in denial is apparently still running rampant in the Presidency, especially seeing how paralysed they seem over managing the information side of the First Lady’s (Dame Patience) indisposition. Whether under Yar’Adua or under Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, whose wife Stella stole out to Spain to have a surgery and died in the process, or still under the Jonathan Presidency, it is clear the Nigerian Presidency still casts nostalgic eyes towards colonial and military eras when the Official Secrets Act often stopped any speculation about top government officials and their wives dead in its tracks.”

    It must be hard on the Nigerian. He is denied inspiring leadership; he is oppressed; he is perplexed; he is robbed of the good things that make life tolerable or exciting; and now he is even denied common empathy, the last feeling in him that reminds him of his humanity.

  • Obasanjo and Sanusi: What has good farming got to do with bad economics?

    Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor, exudes virtually the same prickly temperament as Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, a former president. Both are highly opinionated, messianic, truculent and impatient with contrary views. Throughout Obasanjo’s two terms in office, he hardly ever climbed down from his public policy high horse, nor ever acknowledged he was clearly wrong on any decision he took. He was right on the huge payout to Nigeria’s creditors, and he was right on all the higher denomination banknotes he ordered issued. He was right on the levelling of both Odi in Bayelsa State and Zaki Biam in Benue State; just as he was right on all the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chairmen he whimsically replaced. Obasanjo, in short, was never wrong on anything, and indeed does not believe he can ever be wrong, now and in the future.

    Sanusi may reject this comparison, but like Obasanjo he has never thought himself wrong on anything. He was not wrong on the reforms in the banking system or on the continuing fever of reforms he has unleashed in that sector. He was not wrong on fuel subsidy removal, and now he is not wrong on the decision to introduce N5000 banknote. Perfectly and enthusiastically polemical like Obasanjo, he deploys his fluency, much more than his logic or economics, in intimidating his opponents. If necessary, he summons sarcasm to undermine his opponent’s logic, just as he is doing in his current tiff with Obasanjo. Last week, at an Institute of Directors’ roundtable advocacy forum, the former president had suggested that if all Sanusi was trying to do was curb inflation with higher naira denomination, the CBN governor would inadvertently stall production. To Sanusi, this was a red rag to a bull. Obasanjo’s very words were: “I understand that now he (Sanusi) is focused on fighting inflation, which is a good idea. But if this (N5000 note inclusive) and all that he is focused on is fighting inflation, it will kill production.”

    Sanusi’s reply, which came predictably quickly and with characteristic sarcasm, was ear-piercing. Said he: “This is an interesting country because my uncle or my father, who is our former Head of State, Gen. Obasanjo, you know he is a very successful farmer, but he is a very bad economist. He stands up and says that this higher denomination (N5000 note) will cause inflation and improve hardship… General Obasanjo did N20, he did N100, N200, N500 and N1, 000. He introduced more higher denominations in Nigeria than any former head of state. Obasanjo did N100 note in 1999, he did N200 in 2000, he did N500 two years later, and in that period, inflation was coming down because it was accompanied by prudent fiscal and monetary policy.” On the surface, Sanusi’s sneering and abrasive comment appeared to only damn Obasanjo with faint praise. In reality, however, apart from other wounding remarks, he actually brutally dismissed the former president’s economic logic as unsound.

    Sanusi was unsure whether to call Obasanjo an uncle or a father; indeed his tone was gently mocking. However, he is at least sure the former president’s instinct and judgement as a farmer do not extend to “simple economics.” For as he put it, “We all know that we cannot have inflation by printing higher bills if you don’t increase money supply, and this is simple economics.” No one is sure who will have the upper hand in the banknote controversy, but if we know Obasanjo as well as we pretend to do, he will not let Sanusi have the last word. The former president was in fact uncharacteristically mellow in his initial reaction to the banknote; trust him to be a little bit more acerbic in his next comment. In his fairly long banking career, Sanusi has not been known to suffer both fools and the wise gladly. Even without classifying Obasanjo, the CBN governor will not suffer the former president gladly, nor let him have the last word. And both abhor stalemate.

    If Hardball were to hazard a guess how the war would end, he would refer readers to a long list of Obasanjo’s polemical victims, chief among whom was Otunba Gbenga Daniel, former governor of Ogun State, who is left twitching on the floor with barely a sign of political life in him after many duels with the former president. Sanusi will need all the approvals he can get from an incurious President Goodluck Jonathan to survive the fusillade from the one he cheekily described as the good farmer of Ota and bad economist of Abeokuta.

  • Ekiti NULGE’s script of distraction

    SIR: The importance of a vibrant and efficient workforce to the realization of the purpose of local government as the third tier of government cannot be overemphasized. Hence, such workforce must be apolitical and must not be subservient to any machination that is aimed at the disruption of government’s developmental plans for the people.

    Since his inauguration in October 2010, Governor Kayode Fayemi has not hidden his passion for the development and alleviation of poverty at the grassroots. It is disheartening to note that NULGE which is supposed to project the corporate interests of the local government council workers and to also collaborate and partner with the government in making life more meaningful to rural dwellers can condescend to raising an unsubstantiated allegation of illegal deduction of one billion naira from local government allocation against the state government.

    Considering the massive and unprecedented turn-around of the socio-economic and infrastructural fortune of the state in the last two years of Fayemi’s administration, one cannot but conclude that Ekiti NULGE was out to do a hatchet job.

    The allegation of illegal deduction raised by the leadership of the Ekiti State chapter of NULGE against the governor is an attempt to cast aspersion on the integrity of the governor and to cause civil unrest and disaffection among the good people of the state.

    The pharisaical actions of the leadership of the state NULGE seems backed by the fifth columnist in the state who has been rattled by the governor’s modest achievement.

    The state ALGON, through its chairman, Rotimi Ajidara in a press briefing on August 26, debunked the illegal deduction claim by the NULGE leadership. Ajidara had logically presented the modalities for the allocation and disbursement of the funds paid into Joint Allocation Account Committee [JAAC] from the Federal Allocation Account Committee [FAAC]. From the ALGON analysis of the monthly allocation to Ekiti State and the 16 Councils, it is impossible to deduct one billion from the councils’ allocation, considering the fact that the councils’ due are usually pre-distributed at the FAAC based on the sharing formula. This, together with the regular deduction for the payment of local government workers salaries and leave bonus, primary school teachers salaries and bonus and subvention to local government parastatals.

    In order to demonstrate probity and transparency, Governor Fayemi put in place relevant laws including the fiscal responsibility law aimed at ensuring transparency in governance, the domestication of the freedom of information law to prevent dwelling on falsehood, misinformation and rumour mongering in the state, inauguration of tenders board to ensure timely and qualitative execution of government contracts and the adoption of electronic payment system also known as bio-metric data device among others.

    In his efforts to fast tract development at the grassroots, the governor contributed N1, 396,811,554.28 towards the construction of five kilometres township road in each of the 16 local government councils.

    The leadership of Ekiti NULGE must embark on soul-searching and also embrace collective bargaining to resolve the misunderstanding between the union and local government administration on the payment of minimum wage as well as special salary package for medical and health workers and any other sundry monetary demands at the council level, rather than embarking on actions that can negatively impinge on the peace and development of the state.

    It must not allow its ranks to be used by some political spent force in the state to denigrate the integrity of the state governor. Development thrives in a conducive and peaceful environment, and to disrupt the new found peace in the state is to do a disservice to the state.

    Ekiti NULGE should withdraw the allegation and apologize to the governor who is advised to humanely drop his litigation plan against the union in the interest of the state.

     

    • Toyin Omogbemile

    Lagos.

  • Should Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala resign?

    SIR: Let’s face it; corruption is presently the most popular culture in our nation today. It is so entrenched deeply in our national consciousness that it now seems odd not to practise it. And anyone who sticks out his/her neck in an attempt to check it would likely have it chopped off.

    It is no surprise that those calling for the head of the Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, are those whose means of livelihood are tied to the corrupt sources that are under ferocious attack from the former World Bank czar.

    Let us recollect that shortly before the arrival of Okonjo-Iweala in the Goodluck Jonathan cabinet in the latter part of 2011, the recurrent expenditure in our national budget for that year stood at an embarrassing 74%. But, she proceeded to reduce it to 71.47% in the 2012 budget, much to the chagrin of some vested interests. She affirmed that the sum would be further reduced to 68.66% in the proposed 2013 budget.

    Mind you, this reduction in the recurrent expenditure started with cuts in personnel cost without the sack of any worker. What this means is that the minister has succeeded in checking the menace of ghost workers in the Nigerian system to a considerable extent.

    Let us look at the budget implementation palaver which generated so much heat lately. In a marked departure from what obtained previously where disbursement of funds to MDAs was much like a bazaar, the finance minister instituted a due diligence process whereby all funds expended by MDAs have to be acknowledged and accounted for before further funds are released to them. This measure, more than anything, put the MDAs on their toes, because subsequent disbursements to them are now tied to performance that would impact on Nigerians and not just the usual hoo-hah about grandiose initiatives which never got implemented, whilst taxpayers’ monies are lodged in high interest-yielding private accounts of crooked civil servants, government officials and politicians.

    In the wake of the brouhaha of this budget implementation saga, the minister is once quoted to have affirmed that: “The issue at stake is more than MDAs getting money. MDAs should get money, but only when the purposes for which they are released are accomplished and properly accounted for. Nigerians deserve no less!”

    But, it seems our lawmakers see things differently. Their ranting about budget implementation betrayed their impatience with the finance minister whom they seem to expect to disburse funds without checks – they way it’s always been done. Perhaps, they can’t bear the thought of losing their cut from monies disbursed to the MDAs when they go in the guise of oversight functions.

    The waves of checks instituted by the finance ministry also extended to the petroleum industry where a clampdown on fraudulent claims by oil marketers has pitched the minister against fuel marketers and their sympathisers in NUPENG. We could recall that, prior to this period, oil marketers were having a field day, as any claim brought forward were speedily processed and paid without a second look. But when OkonjoWahala, as madam minister is dreadfully called by those at the receiving end of her reforms, business ceased to be done as usual.

    It is now so apparent that those against Okonjo-Iweala’s anti-corruption stance are unrelenting in their bid to see her through the exit door. It is therefore imperative that those discerning amongst us rise up to join forces with the reforms army and resist the enemies of our collective resources and well-being.

     

    • Omoade Adelani

    Lagos

  • Thank you Governor Obi

    SIR: I wish to use your medium to appreciate my Governor, Peter Obi, for his intervention in resolving my seemingly intractable problem with the state Civil Service.

    I suffered irregular dismissals from Anambra State Civil Service in 1981 and 1995. I tried everything I could to seek redress and secure reversal of the draconian decisions that sought to repress me. Nothing worked, and I succumbed, albeit with reservations, to the dungeon of ‘Dismissed Civil Servants’ with the multiple social stigmas. When it is said that God’s time is the best, some mortals do not appreciate the full import. That it took the Israelites good 400 years of suffering in Egypt before the good Lord sent Moses to liberate them came real in my situation, with the emergence of Mr. Peter Obi as the Governor of my state in 2006.

    Having watched Obi’s approach to governance and his unparalleled commitment to justice and equity, I told my family that it was time to seek God’s intervention in my unending pains. I then forwarded my petition to the Governor; true to my belief in his respect for fairness, my case received fair review and my dismissal was nullified. As I write this, I have not been able to reach the Governor personally to thank him for facilitating fairness in my case, just as I did not establish any personal contact with him since I put in my petition.

    I wish to use this medium to sincerely thank His Excellency for his care for the oppressed as well as for all the good works he is doing in my state. Sir, you have offered therapy to my mental and physical strife and stress; you have pumped new life into me, my wife, my children and all who look up to me for direction in Okija and beyond.’

    May God continue to uphold the Governor as He did King David; and because he listens to the less privileged, may the Angels of God always minister to him, his wife and his children.

    • Chief B.J. Umeh.

    Ihiala Post Office, Anambra State

     

  • Tea party and sleeping policemen

    Tea party and sleeping policemen

    A day after armed robbers cocked a snook at policemen in Lagos, the Inspector-General of Police, Muhammed Abubakar, rushed down to the state chafing at the daringness of the criminals and the lethargy of his men who, by all accounts, and by his own confession, were caught with their feet on their desks snoozing away the lazy days. The bloody Sunday, as many newspapers have described the coordinated robbery attacks, led to the death of three policemen, the killing of three or four other civilians, and the loss of over N55 million by bureau de change operators. It was indeed a memorable Sunday because such raids were no longer common, and both Lagosians and their policemen had become dulled to the antics of men of the underworld. The same day the IGP visited the state, the Lagos State government, which was also stung to the quick by the robbers’ effrontery, presented some crime-fighting equipment to the police. The IGP received the equipment for the state police command. Among these items were 114 vehicles, 40 motorcycles, and other communication gadgets.
    An obviously impressed IGP, however, found a moment to lambast his men and charge them to wake up from their slumber. He couched his rebuke quite inelegantly. “It is no longer a tea party,” he fumed during the inauguration of the crime-fighting equipment on Monday. “There is no doubt that policemen in the state are sleeping. You must wake up from your slumber.” So that chastened policemen, around whom robbers ran rings on Sunday, would appreciate how disappointed he was, the IGP thundered: “The story of yesterday (the daring raids of Sunday) should not happen again. We must not fold our arms and allow miscreants to take over the state. I have ordered the Assistant Inspector-General of Police, Zone 2, and the state Commissioner of Police to sit down and re-strategise and find a new way of fighting crime in Lagos. You have mobility, you have support, you have allowance from the state government; you must not allow people of Lagos to be terrorised by robbers. It can never be accepted anymore.”
    Though it is too early to estimate the impact of the IGP’s rebuke, it is, however, certain that neither the AIG nor the police commissioner would be willing to be ridiculed again by any group of robbers. Policemen everywhere in Nigeria may be uncomfortable with the scrapping of checkpoints, but as far as the IGP is concerned, that ancient and lazy system of crime control is unlikely to ever return. The heat will, therefore, be on the AIG, Zone 2 and the Lagos police commissioner to devise intelligent countermeasures. Their jobs will depend on how efficiently and quickly they respond to the new challenges. For as the IGP indicated, the Lagos police are the best equipped of all state commands, the most mobile, and perhaps have the best incentives. If robbers once again cock their snook at law enforcement agents in the state, and the snook is not swiftly cut off, there is no telling what the IGP would do, especially when he had said definitively that the situation “would never be accepted anymore.”
    But whether we agree with the IGP or not that Lagos policemen were asleep when the robbers struck, his fiery admonition to them should be capable of rousing them from slumber, even of the Rip Van Winkle quality. More, they now probably know that the party is over, and not even the cheapest tea would be served henceforth. Let us, however, hope none of the slumbering giants had a hangover.
  • The need and justification for state creation

    The three regional structure left behind by the British satisfied the yearnings of the majority nationalities to the detriment of the non-majority nationalities. But the satisfaction of the majority aspirations was only to the extent that the structure kept the majority nationalities intact. The agitation for more states by the minority groups did not show any fidelity to any coherent state-creation philosophy.

    The agitation for minority states were grouped around a) the Middle Belt State, b) the Calabar-Ogoja-River state, and c) the Mid-West state. None of these proposed states had any internal coherence. A more illustrative definition would be to call the proposed Middle-Belt state, a non-Fulani/Hausa state, the proposed Mid-West state, a non-Yoruba state, and the proposedCalabar-Ogoja-Rivers State, a non-Ibo state. In fact the foundation for the agitation for these proposed states was precisely a negation for the justification for the creation of states. This conundrum continues to plague the agitation for the creation of more states today.

    When the Mid-West region was created in 1964, after excision from the old Western Region, the new Western Region became the model ofa mono-nationality state thus satisfying the theoretical model of a nationality-driven federalism.

    This did not last. When Gowon created twelve states in 1967, it turned out to be another example of a mishmash of federalism. Only the Ibo nationality was grouped together into one state. The Hausa/Fulani was divided into three states namely, Kano, North-Central and North-Western states; the Northern minorities were grouped into two states, namely Kwara, and Benue-Plateau states, the Southern minorities were grouped into three states, namely the Rivers, South-Eastern and Mid-Western states; while the Yoruba nationality was divided into Lagos and Western States.

    In other words, and this is very important, major exercises in state creation, in the post-independence period did not follow the nationality-driven agitation for state creation. Gowon’s states suffered further mutation in 1976, when further states were created. Two issues were thrown up by this exercise. Two major nationalities, the Ibo and the Yoruba were further fragmented into several states.

    The Ibo was split into Anambra and Imo states while the Yoruba was split into Ogun, Ondo and Oyo states in addition to the existing Lagos state. The other issue was that an attempt was made to use the nationality factor to address the minority nationalities. The Benue-Plateau state was broken into Benue and Plateau states; the North-Eastern state was divided into Bauchi, Borno and Gongola states;and Niger state was created out of Sokoto.

    The point which I wish to make has been made. There was no consistent application of any coherent principle in the various state creation exercise. Every exercise in state creation created new minority groupings while satisfying the aspiration of some. Looking at the nationality configuration of Nigeria, it was an error of political judgement to have propounded a theory of federalism based on the nationality factor. But let me add here that even Chief Awolowo in his proposed 18 state structure for Nigeria ended up modifying his concept in the sense that seven (7) of the eighteen states he advocated ended up being classified by him as “mixed language states”.

    What in fact we seem to have done in Nigeria is adopt the German model of federalism without being explicit about it. Article 29 of the German constitution laid it down that no single state will be more than 30% of the population or territory of the nation and that “the division of the federal territory into [state] may be revised to ensure that each [state] be of a size and capacity to perform its functions effectively.” In breaking the Fulani/Hausa, Ibo and Yoruba nationalities into fragmented states, Nigeria sought to address the mischief of the instability of the first Republic and the civil war where it was felt that it was the size of the regions that contributed to the instability and the ensuing civil war.

    However by giving the impression that creation of state is driven by the agitation for recognition of nationality identity, long after it had been repudiated, various Nigerian governments, whether civilian or military, for cheap popularity had embarked on state creation exercises, and thereby fuel the agitation for the creation of more states.

    The paradox of the whole exercise is that each new state which satisfies the aspiration of a nationality creates new minorities which breeds new agitations. The political atmosphere and intra-personal relations are further poisoned by the language of propaganda employed to justify the agitation for new states. The language of propaganda usually centresaround allegation of persecution of the nationality making the allegation.

    They usually allege that members of the nationality are denied employment and promotion opportunities, and that development projects are not cited in their areas. These allegations usually breed antagonism and the successful cases are usually accompanied by expulsion of nationals of the nationality from the public service of the state from which the new state is being carved out.

    The division of existing state assets between the old and the new state is usually acrimonious.

    The crux of the matter is to what extent can Nigeria continue down the path of state creation. Is there a maximum number of states that Nigeria can be divided into internally? Going down the historical path of state creation in Nigeria, the answer would have to be, NO, as a) the issue of economic viability had never been an evaluatory factor especially after 1967 when fiscal federalism was abandoned as a revenue distributable principle in Nigeria, and b) Nigerians have the capacity to split an atom beyond the capability of physics and physicists.

    Nigerian tendency to adapt and reduce everything to its level of absurdity has led to an unending agitation for state creation.

    What this calls for is a sophisticated application of the doctrine of federalism, an approach which Nigeria has not shown an affinity for so far. The mantra in Nigerian public discourse of federalism is the phrase “TRUE FEDERALISM”.

    The pertinent question really is: Is there any such political animal as “TRUE FEDERALISM”?

    Earlier in this paper, I have identified three types of federalism, namely Separate (split or compact) federalism, interlocking (or cooperative) federalism and asymmetric federalism. But the types of federalism are more than these.

    There is also “bi-federalism” which is a variant ofthe asymmetrical federalism where in addition to federal, state and local governments, other nationalities are conferred with the powers and structure of governance. For example, in the United States, American Indians have been allowed to establish Native American governments with limited sovereign powers.

    Then there is a Brazilian innovation to federalism where “municipalities are treated as federal entities … invested with some of the traditional powers usually granted to states in federalism”.

    Then there is what is called a two-sided federalism which as is obvious from the term is a federation made up of only two parts. Examples are the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Czechoslovakia made up of the Czech Republic and Slovakia until the dissolution in 1993, Cyprus made up of the union of Greeks and Turks before the invasion of the island by the Turkish army, the United Republic of Tanazania made up of the union of Tangayika and Zanzibar, and Iraq which in 2005 granted federal status to the Kurdistan region.

    Then there is “intra-state federalism” which is characterized by governments of component states being represented in federal political institutions. For example, this is the German experiment where the state governments appoint their members to represent them in the Senate.

    This should be distinguished from the pre-1966 Nigerian experiment where even though the regions appointed the Senators to represent them, they were not appointed as members of the regional governments.

    What then should we regard as True Federalism? In Nigeria, it has become a mantra that is preventing us from adopting an ingenious adaptation of the elements of federalism to the realities of the Nigerian political situation.

    This is not to deny that federalism should have some common characteristics such as propounded by the principle of subsidiarity. An analysis of the Federal Governments of the United States, Canada, Brazil, Australia, and India may raise the issue whether that includes a limited central government given the complexities of globalization.

    Nationality-driven federalism was the vogue in the pre-1966 period but this was highly adulterated by the non-application of the principle to the so-called minorities. From then on, the overriding principle has been to override the doctrine of nationality-driven federalism, in favour of the principle that no one nationality will be grouped into one state, where that state will be large enough to threaten national unity.

    This explains the fragmentation of the Fulani-Hausa, the Yoruba and the Ibo into several states. Even if the nationality-driven federalism had been adopted in Nigeria, it could only have been applicable to the big three or big four (if one accepts the Ijaw claim of being a big nationality), it could not have applied to the remaining 260 nationalities.

    Confronted with the fact that the unending state creation exercise has just fuelled the agitation for more states, and the whole exercise is becoming an exercise in absurdity, another variety of federalism has crept into Nigerian contribution to the doctrine of federalism, and that is zonal federalism. The proposal to divide Nigeria into six zones was proposed at the 1995 Constitutional Conference and adopted. However, it did not find its way into the 1999 Constitution.

    The proposal for the adoption of Zonal Federalism will lead to the same skewed Federalism which we inherited at Independence. It will address the concerns of the majorities as the North-West zone will cater for the Hausa/Fulani, the North-East will cater presumably for the Kanuri, the South-East for the Ibo and the South-West for the Yoruba.

    Whose interests will the North-Central and South-South zones represent?Under the circumstances, the only accurate description of the North-Central Zone is non-Fulani, and the only accurate description of the South-South is non-Ibo and non-Yoruba. In other words, we know what they are not and not what they are. Just as was the case in 1960-1966, Zonal Federalism will totally ignore the aspirations of the minorities.

    I will not, in this lecture, take up the issue of the legitimacy of that Constitutional Conference on the grounds that it was boycotted by the mainstream of the proposed Western zone. The issue of legitimacy has been raised in terms of the military midwifing the 1999 constitution.

    The late Chief Rotimi Williams, SAN, put it pithily when he said that the 1999 Constitution told a lie about itself when it said “We the People….” Whereas it should have been “we the military….” True enough. But on the same grounds, every constitution since 1979 has told a lie about itself.

    But there is a more fundamental basis for raising the issue of legitimacy. The 1960 Independence Constitution was the only Constitution that was freely negotiated and represented the consensus among the leaders of the Nigerian nationalities. It was not the product of one conference but a product of several conferences lasting about ten years. As already pointed out, it was not a perfect constitution partly because it was not fair to the minority nationalities. But it was based on a consensus freely agreed to. All constitutions since then have reflected the wishes of the governments in power and to that extent, they are illegitimate.

    Constitution making is different from the process of constitutional amendment. A cursory look at most constitutions, especially Federal constitutions, will show that conference decisions which brought them into being often require unanimity.

    The struggle for state creation is driven by what I would call identity federalism: a cry by a group for its identity to be recognized. The antagonism that accompanies the agitation is because to make a compelling case, the group desiring the recognition has to employ identity-differentiation politics.

    The crux of the issue is this: Should the demand for identity recognition need to result in state creation? A utilitarian appraisal of federalism in fact recognizes the richness of its flexibility while not detracting from its raison-d’etre: the need for a bonding of disparate communities for the common good.

    A good illustration is the constitution of the German Federal Republic which recognizes three different types of states. Bavaria, Saxony, and Thuringia are called “Free-state” (Freistaat); Berlin, Hamburg and Bremen are called “City-states” (Stadstaaten)”, while the remaining thirteen states are called “area states” (Flachenlander).

    This German example suggests a possible way forward for the Nigerian project. A cry for identity recognition will not be satisfied by the creation of a Local Government. The term “Local Government” does not have the same gravistas or panache needed to satisfy or uplift.

    We can toy with such terms as “canton”, “city-state”, “local-state”, “Ogoni state”, “Jugun state” or whatever other coinage we can come up with.Each will be headed by a High-Commissioner and each will have full autonomy over local issues, such as primary and secondary schools, local roads, local hospitals and such issues as will pass the test of subsidiarity. It will have its own direct allocation from the Federation account and all of these will be guaranteed by the Constitution.

    For this to work, however, we will need to revisit the revenue allocation formula to enshrine the principle of revenue derivation. The Constitution can create a development fund to which all states will have access so that no state will fall below a development safety net.

    Before ending this lecture, let me dwell on two more issues that are in the centre of the debate about Nigerian federalism. The first is the issue of State Police. Three arguments have been adduced in favourof this proposal. The first is that it is in tandem with the doctrine of federalism.

    The second is that this was our practice up to 1966. The third is that it is a more effective way of policing as the members of the police would be drawn from the local community. These are cogent reasons but they are controvertible. The first argument that it is in tandem with federalism has already been addressed when I dealt with the issue that there is nothing like TRUE FEDERALISM. Canada, a federation, does not have state police.

    Nigeria has to adopt a federalism that is in tandem with its political and cultural realities. During the first Republic, the Native Authority Police was used to suppress and oppress opposition leaders. Their rallies were broken up, they were hauled into prison and some were murdered. Have we learnt any lesson from the past? Are our political leaders more tolerant now than the pre-1966 political leaders? The answer lies in this empirical fact.

    When INEC conducts an election in a state, the margin of victory is acceptably narrow. When SIEC conducts elections in the same state, the governing party usually wins with a margin of 90%-100%. Present day political leaders especially at the state level have a high intolerance and vicious level, that there are many elite refugees in Abuja and Lagos having been driven out of town by their governors. If they could do this without state police, then you can imagine what they would do with a state police under their control.

    For the avoidance of doubt, let me also say that I am opposed to the alternative proposal being flouted by the Northern Governors Forum that Governors should be allowed to issue instructions to the Commissioners of Police and that these instructions should be obeyed.

    That is like a State Police through the back door, with the Federal Government picking up the bills. A good compromise is a constitutional amendment that calls for the personnel and officers of the Nigerian Police based in a state to be drawn from the inhabitants of that state but they will still operate as members of a unified Nigerian Police Force.
    The last issue is that of Resource Control. From unification in 1914 to 1967, Nigeria operated a revenue derivation policy which allowed the regions to keep the proceeds of economic activities in their regions. This was the formula freely negotiated and agreed to by Nigerian leaders.

    The fact that the formula was changed to enable Nigeria to fight a civil war did not mean that the formula should not have reverted to the pre-civil war formula once that war was over. Anyone who has visited the Niger Delta area, who has seen the devastation in the area and who witnesses the continuing health hazards to which the people there are subjected, will not begrudge them resource control.

    It is immoral to continue to oppose a revenue distribution formula based on the derivation formula.

    I have come to the end of this lecture and yet I feel there is something still needing to be addressed.

    This nation is lost and drifting. And we the elite are to blame. In every nation in the world, it is the elite who work out a grand vision and develop a grand consensus around that vision to propel the nation forward. It is the elite that constitutes the engine of change.

    In Nigeria, gross ethnicism has destroyed each and every attempt by the Nigerian elite to produce a consensus to drive the nation forward. I am not talking about a consensus to loot. That consensus is already there.

    I am not talking about a consensus to oppress the poor, the widow and orphans. That consensus is already there. It has to be a consensus on building a
    nation where the poor, the widows, orphans and the oppressed will be protected. The consensus must be on how to narrow the gap between the rich and the poor.

    The consensus should be on how to grow and distribute the common wealth such that no group is favoured, none discriminated against and all develop a sense of belonging. A consensus based on equity. A nation where one zone occupies the no. 1 post, another zone occupies the nos. 2 & 4 posts, another zone occupies no 3 post, another zone occupies nos 5 & 6 and Secretary to Government posts, but two other zones have no posts is not an equitable nation.

    In his Sallah message, the Governor of Jigawa State, SuleLamido, said “Oppression and injustice and wickedness are responsible for the current crisis in the country. We should seek forgiveness from God and mend our ways so that things change for the better…”

    Here are the words of the last stanza of the 1960 national anthem which we jettisoned:O God of all creation,Grant this our one request,Help us to build a nation Where no man is oppressed,And so with peace and plenty Nigeria may be blessed.

  • Federal monologues and prestige projects

    In an advertorial, entitled: “False rumours on currency restructuring,” the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) tried to tackle stories it described as malicious misrepresentations on the impending introduction of N5,000 banknote. No contracts have been issued on the project, and it would not even cost the N40 billion speculated in the media, it said. But the statement neither answered why currency restructuring in Nigeria must inevitably be directed towards the introduction of higher denomination notes, nor convinced the public why the CBN thinks previous replacement of notes by coins did not raise prices and cause the same coins to be pushed out of circulation. What is clear from the advertorial and from the reactions of leading government officials and CBN managers themselves is that the government has made up its mind to ignore the protests of the people from whom it derives legitimacy.

    While the CBN and its managers were busy ignoring the fears of the public on the currency restructuring programme, the Aviation Ministry was also busy confecting prestige projects that look certain to be both economically unviable and insulting. On these projects, too, the government has made up its mind that there would be no going back. The government never goes back on anything – not on fuel subsidy in spite of superior arguments to counter fuel price hike; not on N5,000 note since it thinks it knows best and Nigerians are ignorant or mischievous; and not on the Aviation projects because Nigerians weren’t even invited to consider them, let alone dissuading the government. The Aviation Ministry is set to construct 11 airports at a cost of N106billion. The funds, we are told, would be sourced from China, and Chinese firms would build the airports. On top of these indignities, the Aviation Ministry, which appears to have so much leverage in this government, is also set to introduce a new national carrier less than a decade after it wound up the former national carrier due to crippling losses and incompetence.

    The Goodluck Jonathan Presidency must have embraced a novel interpretation of democracy. Even if does not say so, the government appears to see democracy not as one of government of the people, by the people, for the people, but one of a conceited, all-knowing coterie of officials speaking down to people they often describe as malicious and uninformed. Nigerians are slowly beginning to understand that they are compelled to listen to federal monologues in which communication between the government and the people is one-way. They are beginning to realise, like Alfred, Lord Tennyson wrote of the Charge of the Light Brigade at the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War, that theirs is not to reason why; theirs is but to do and die.

    In a few years, when the next set of elections will be due, the country waits to see how these monologists will reconcile their monologues with the principles of democracy. Since they have mastered the art of listening only to themselves, and are inculcating the same habit in the electorate, when next they mount the soap box, they will be astounded to discover that voters are also disinclined to listen to them. As the fuel subsidy affair showed, and as the N5,000 banknote issue and Aviation prestige projects are also showing, the damage to the Nigerian economy may be unquantifiable. But whether the damage will be reversible or not will depend on whether voters in the next election have also imbibed the culture of shutting their ears against the political campaigns of those seeking re-election.

  • A comedian’s fate

    A comedian’s fate

    Poor chap. By now he must be ruing the day he decided to visit Paris for an engagement. He may have had a premonition that it was all going to turn awry. He may even have been advised to shelve the trip for other engagements. His instinct may have warned him to pull the brakes on the plan. Who knows? But the trip was not to be. It collapsed just at the airport.

    Now, Lagos comedian Babatunde Omidina, aka Baba Suwe, sure must have known that life is not all about humour. When the mind is troubled, laughter stops and the Muse goes on break. But, it is unimaginable to see the 53-year old in action and not laugh. The turtleneck sweater in the sweltering sun, the winter cap and the big kembe trousers tailored in old fabric, with a long rope fastened to keep them from falling off and the darkened face that transforms his looks into that of a big, scary clown. His queer mannerism.

    Baba Suwe has been with the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for 23 days after he was suspected to be hiding a narcotic drug in his body. He has been expected to excrete the substance and then face the law. The artiste has gone to the restroom several times – 15, as of the time he appeared in court on Tuesday – but no strange substance has been found in his excreta. The NDLEA insists that two scans have shown that the comedian has a strange object in his body. Stalemate.  If he excretes no drug tomorrow, a court said on Tuesday, Baba Suwe should be allowed to go home.

     The Baba Suwe matter, which began as a routine NDLEA show, has taken on a life of its own. Each time he defecates, the world is informed of such details as the timing and the contents. Never in history has a man’s toilet habit drawn so much public attention, with people seeking information on what ordinarily should be a very private and confidential matter and the NDLEA dutifully and faithfully issuing a bulletin on such trips to the restroom.

    How many times does he go to the toilet? What of his feeding habit? Is it true he told his interrogators that he eats once in three days? If this is true, how come he looks fat and well fed? Is it possible to keep any indigestible substance in the stomach for days without any medical problem? Dis na real expensive shit, somebody said, in a comical allusion to the late Afrobeat king Fela Anikulapo-Kuti’s song after his detention for marijuana at Alagbon.  Another described the situation as shit and quench. In fact, when he showed up before Justice Yetunde Idowu on Tuesday, her Lordship asked Baba Suwe: “You’ve been to the toilet how many times?” And when he emerged from the courtroom, the crowd hailed: O ya’gbe ti! (He can’t be forced to defecate). Now, this routine exercise done secretly in the closet has become a matter of public discourse in academic, legal and political circles.

    The questions are as many as the comedian’s befuddled fans, who keep on wondering why he couldn’t disarm the NDLEA officials with his humour. He is off the stage, yet Baba Suwe keeps many laughing as they make inquiries about his situation, recalling scenes from one of his movies, Baba Cherokee, in which he mirrors the lifestyle of drug barons. Now, what a cold irony of life. Imagination has been elbowed out by reality in the battle of life. The result: a life of comedy has become a subject of tragedy.

    Besides, the matter has ignited a huge debate about the precision of the scanning machine, which is one of a doctor’s reliable assets. Can the machine be wrong? If it insists there is a strange substance in Baba Suwe’s stomach and he is not excreting it, what next? Surgery? Has the state a right to order that a citizen be opened up just to prove an allegation? At what point should a citizen in the Baba Suwe situation run to the law to enforce his rights? What are the options open to the drug agency?

    Apparently discombobulated, the NDLEA insists it has the right to keep the suspect, until he passes out the substance it claims the comedian is hiding in his body. “How do we take him to court when he has not excreted the substance? What will be our evidence?” the agency’s lawyer said in court. But, Baba Suwe’s counsel, the no-nonsense rights activist, Bamidele Aturu, insists the court should restore his client’s rights. The NDLEA, said Aturu, is merely fishing for evidence after arresting the suspect. Isn’t he right, in the present circumstances?  If there is no result in 21 days, shouldn’t the suspect be allowed to go home in peace after the agency must have apologised to him? Will compensation be out of place?

    These are the issues being discussed in enlightened circles. In fact, I am told that many adventurous medical students have got so much inspiration from the Baba Suwe saga. For their dissertations, I learnt, are such exclusive topics as:

     “Strategies, issues and risks in the clinical management of chronic and acute constipation in a traumatic situation. An overview of the Baba Suwe experience”; “Genetic, traumatic and environmental factors in the etiology of obesity: The case of Baba Suwe after detention” and “Clinical and roentgen features of the intestinal polyposis syndromes; An overview of a comedian’s case”.  

    There are also, I am told, those who, like an NDLEA official, believe that Baba Suwe is using a powerful juju to keep the substance in his body. They are ready to pay more than a fortune to get even a more powerful juju that will not only keep the prying eyes of anti-narcotic officials off them, but enable them to choose what to excrete – if they are caught. Talk of a boom for juju men.

    The case has propelled Baba Suwe from a local jester plying his trade in Yoruba movies into an international star. His story was on BBC. The Washington Post ran it on its website, courtesy of the wire service AP.  Talk of the sweetness of “the uses of adversity”.

    In one of Nigeria’s strange ironies, the Baba Suwe matter has come at a time of significant stress. Boko Haram. Kidnappings. Robberies. Extrajudicial killings. Road accidents. A long list of absurdities that diminish our claim to civilisation. Imagine the Kogi police asking Osun residents to show cause why they should not be barred from travelling to Abuja. Soon, we will all require visas to visit Abuja through Kogi, courtesy of an innovative Police Commissioner, Amamama Ababakasanga, acting for his ever-dutiful Inspector-General Hafiz Ringim. If the Kogi test-run works, according to a source, it will be replicated in other states and the police will have solved the problems of crime forever.  

    Nigerians keep laughing. Sardonic laughter? More like it. The kind of laughter you laugh when you should put your two hands on your head, crying. The comedian in us all finds vivid expression in the messages we pass round on our mobile phones. Consider this, which I got the other day:

    “We have all learned to live with ‘voice mail’ as a necessary part of modern life. But, have you wondered, what if God decided to install a voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

    “Thank you for calling my father’s house. Please, select one of the following options: For requests, press 1, for thanksgiving, press 2, for complaints, press 3and for all other inquiries, press 4.

    “What if God used the familiar excuse, I’m sorry, all our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received. So, please, stay on the line.

     “Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in prayer? If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1, Michael, press 2.For a directory of other angels, press 3. If you’d like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are holding, please, press 4.

     “To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, press 5, enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key. If you get a negative response, try area code 666. If you heard our computers show that you have already prayed once today, please hang up and try again tomorrow or ‘this office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday’. Please, pray again Monday after 9.30am. If you need emergency assistance, contact your local pastor.

     “Thank God, He doesn’t have a voice mail.”

    Isn’t there a comedian in us all?

    ·       This article, which won the Dame Award 2012 (Informed Commentary), was first published November 3, 2011. It is being rerun as a tribute to the star comedian who died on November 22, 2021 and was buried on November 25, 2021.