Category: Louis Odion

  • The season of surrender

    So, after the bluff and bluster, rambunctious Dino Melaye would still turn himself in to the police without throwing a single punch? After an eight-day standoff with the sheriff, it was a different man we saw last Friday clambering out of his Abuja hole, tail between his legs. Shame would not allow him make eye contact with anyone.

    To be sure, it was perfectly in order for the senator representing Kogi West to test the promise of the law by seeking court protection against police siege to his residence over alleged role in the attempted murder of a policeman. It is within the citizen’s right.

    But everything is wrong with Melaye’s continued theatrics after the Abuja court refused his prayers. How pathetic that, even when surrender became inevitable, the Kogi senator chose the seedy path of someone without self-esteem.

    While the police vigil lasted, The Cable, an online newspaper, had quoted him as saying he was not at home. Apparently, the lie was concocted in a last-ditch decoy to deceive the police.

    But if there was still any doubt about Melaye’s self-delusion, his subsequent comic offering before television cameras outside his Abuja home surely erased such. With his bulky frame literally squeezed into the cabin of a little Honda salon outside his gate and later dragged out at the police headquarters like an unwilling cow at the abattoir, only the exceedingly undiscerning would have failed to notice that even Melaye’s men present that day were battling hard to stifle a laughter at the ensuing farce.

    Bearing in mind his past stunts of either jumping off a moving police vehicle to sit tight on bare expressway in Abuja or not been ashamed at all to claim refuge on top of a tree for three whole days to beat security agents in another episode, it is understandable why only a few, if any, were willing to buy the theory of the PDP senator “slumping” on arrival at the police station this time.

    However, let it be noted that more incalculable damage is inflicted on not just the dignity but also the integrity of the Nigerian Senate as an institution with antics like this. How ironic that a congressman would go this extreme length in a bid to evade just an invitation to answer the question of the very law he is assumed to have helped fashion. Nothing could be more contemptuous of the rule of law itself. Its spirit requires submission first, before a case is made against whatever misgiving one has.

    Regrettably, the season of surrender is bi-partisan. Melaye’s fawning seems contagious. We see a variant in Katsina and Zamfara States under APC. From time immemorial, silence has been romanticized as golden. Or didn’t Charles Peguy caution that it is far more prudent to keep silence and leave people in doubt than open one’s mouth too wide and confirm the suspicion of emptiness? But Governor Bello Masari of Katsina would not heed. Now, he has sensationally scored an own goal by admitting that hoodlums have overrun his state so much that even the streetlight in a territory otherwise thought fortified like Government House was carted away.

    According to the governor, so daring have the Katsina robbers become that some of his guests were waylaid moments after leaving the Government House.

    Well, coming on election eve, a plausible reason for such “forthrightness” by Masari must be the desire to sound populist. But in playing the honest card, the governor and his publicity handlers would seem oblivious of the insidious implication: forfeiture of a legitimacy to remain in office. (To imagine that Katsina is the home state of President Muhammadu Buhari now seeking second term, with “improved security” listed among his selling points!)

    Pray, if the governor himself could no longer account for even ordinary streetlight outside Government House, what then is the hope for the ordinary folks that their lives and property are safe?

    Elsewhere in beleaguered Zamfara, peripatetic Abdulaziz Yari on his own made little effort to disguise festering shame. With the state now ungovernable on account of a siege by multiple criminalities, the governor has offered to resign. Again, to imagine that the increasingly unstable Zamfara is the home state of the Defence Minister.

    Without mincing words, Yari expressed support for the imposition of emergency rule. But what he failed to add is whether he would also be available to account for the vast sums entered all this while as expenditure in the name of “security votes” with very little or nothing to show on the ground.

     

  • Congrats, the Adeniyis

    The love story of popular journalist and writer, Olusegun Adeniyi, and wife, Tosin, is a compelling one indeed. Today marks the twentieth anniversary of the solemnization of their union.

    But on that faithful day in Lagos, the pastor’s blessing was almost missed due to a rather nasty traffic gridlock that kept the bride away while the wedding service lasted.

    It was a mass wedding conducted by Winners Chapel that day.

    I happened to be Segun’s best man that day. It was a moment that tested the limit of our patience as we stood at the altar, sweating in nervousness in our navy-blue wedding suits despite the phalanx of industrial fans, looking over our shoulders repeatedly, aware that every eye inside the church was now focused on us as having probably been dumped by the bride few moments before the service commenced.

    Lo, Tosin finally appeared, after what felt like eternity. She practically sprinted down the aisle to join us at the altar, to the standing applause of the entire congregation.

    Her arrival was fortuitous, as the presiding pastor was on the verge of finally pronouncing his blessing to the assembly of intending couples.

    Twenty years on, the memory is still fresh. It is gratifying to note that Segun and Tosin, both with contrasting temperaments, have been able to build a solid family with three adorable, well-mannered children.

    Here is wishing them happy wedding anniversary and God’s continued blessings.

  • Re: Lagos and the garbage question

    Your column of December 12 with the title “Lagos and the garbage question” made an interesting read. As a fellow Lagos resident, I share your sentiments on the need for anyone aspiring to be the next governor of the “Centre of Excellence” to come up with a robust policy on environment given the threat of climate change as one of the existential issues before humanity in the twenty-first century.

    For me, it is a thing of scandal that Mr. Jimi Agbaje, the PDP candidate, does not seem to be conversant with this issue, which is the reason why he could be celebrating a big failure like Visionscape whose sheer incompetence landed Lagos in the big crisis that Lagos has found itself in terms of waste management in recent times.

    I believe you were even charitable to Visionscape by saying its problem was with the methodology it went about its contract. The truth of the matter is that its concept ab initio was alien to our environment and there is no way the quixotic idea it was touting could have worked or be sustainable. If the existing PSP template had worked, commonsense should have dictated that whatever innovation being introduced should seek to finetune the strategy that was working, rather than casting the baby away together with the bathwater. As the Americans would say, don’t fix it if it is not broken.

    One cannot but feel some nostalgia for the years Babatunde Fashola was governor of the state, particularly in his second term. Driving through major highways then, you saw the beauty of a deliberate policy to green the environment and impose order in waste management. A good example was the dramatic transformation of Oshodi that was hitherto synonymous with filth, crime and disorder.

    If Fashola shone like a star, it was only because he sought to build on the foundation or a system started by Bola Ahmed Tinubu, not seeking to reinvent the wheel. Before Tinubu came on board in 1999, those who were around in Lagos would attest that the most populous city on the African continent was indeed an eyesore. Driving around then, you would lose count of the number of decomposing bodies by the roadsides or highways, often victims of hit-and-run motorists. Just as heaps of garbage could be seen everywhere – both in the depressed communities and the highbrow areas. Then, the “omo lanke” (cart pushers) were also a common sight.

    However, through pain-staking planning and methodical execution, such unwholesome sights gradually became history as the years rolled by.

    But watching Agbaje speak on television the other day and defending Visionscape despite its manifest record of failure in Lagos in recent times, I could not but wonder if Agbaje was speaking tongue-in-cheek or if he was living in a different space, considering the public outcry that had greeted the shoddy job that the company did. For, only an enemy of Lagosians will want to sentence Lagos to such an incompetent hand in waste management. On a lighter note, one is now even tempted to wonder if Agbaje was speaking out of vested interest as a medical practitioner. For patent medicine retailers or pharmacists are among those who stand to benefit since people will be forced to buy medicine for sickness suffered as a result of diseases caused by poor sanitation.

    Or, could he have been acting someone’s script or expecting donation from the failed company to finance his campaign with an assurance to them that he would retain their service if elected governor in 2019?

    When the PDP governorship candidate speaks on any issue, one would expect to hear someone with profound ideas considering that he has been running for governorship for twelve years now. Twelve years is a long time for you to build yourself up in terms of conception of idea or policy for governance. But we don’t see such depth whenever Mr. Agbaje opens his mouth to talk anything, other than seeking to personalize issues. His favorite theme being Bola Tinubu-bashing.

    It is a pity that Agbaje’s handlers don’t seem to understand that, having failed in 2007 and 2015, such is bad strategy. To continue to walk that path is to assume that voters are idiots; certainly not the breed you find in Lagos. They are very sophisticated and objective-minded. They will only vote for you if they think you have superior idea. Elections in Lagos are decided by the force of idea, not on the basis of he or she who dishes out most insults.

    In case Agbaje does not know, Lagosians are more concerned about who has better idea on public school, affordable healthcare, security, functional transportation system and such things that directly impact on their daily existence. Certainly not scare-mongering or rumour-mongering.

    It is not only in the articulation of coherent policy on environment that Agbaje is obviously deficient; he has revealed a far more pernicious side in form of ethnic baiting by seeking to whip up Igbo sentiments in Lagos on false grounds. I think it is dangerous to allow Agbaje to continue his fanning the embers of ethnic hatred by lying that the party of his main opponent, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, is anti-Igbo. Nothing could be further from the truth. The last time I checked, the longest-serving spokesman for APC in Lagos is an Igbo man in the person of Joe Igbokwe. Just as the longest-serving commissioner in Lagos history, Ben Akabueze, is also an Igbo man, appointed by Asiwaju Tinubu in 1999 and retained by Fashola while his two terms lasted. So integrated have the Igbo become in Lagos that the same Akabueze has been found worthy to be part of the “Lagos team” presently embedded in Abuja and bringing their experience and talents to bear over there.

    If nothing at all, I think Lagos APC should be seen and celebrated as providing accommodation for all in Lagos, irrespective of ethnic origin, insofar you have something to contribute.

    So, if recourse to such dirty tactics didn’t work for PDP in Lagos in the past, only a fool will think it will work this time. As they say, it is a mark of ignorance, if not stupidity, to keep applying the same strategy and tactics and expect a different outcome.

    For instance, the same character-assassination/muck-raking strategy was adopted by PDP in 2015 only for it to fail woefully at the polls eventually, necessitating the emergence of All Progressives Congress at the federal level. Then, to make up for its poverty of ideas, PDP simply resorted to attacking Tinubu, sponsoring television documentaries full of claims they were later unable to substantiate in the court. So, when Agbaje rehashes the same grandma’s fairy tales four years later, one only wonder if he has forgotten that those who peddled similar stories in 2015 found themselves issuing copious retractions and apologizing profusely after being found culpable by the court.

    I hope Agbaje will take my observations and suggestions in good faith and change his strategy and tactics by focusing more on issues and coming up with better ideas. That is the only way Lagosians will take him seriously.

     

    • Kehinde Smith,

    Surulere, Lagos.

     

    Don’t rule Visionscape out

    I disagree with you on the issue of the continued relevance of Visionscape in waste management in Lagos. I think the situation Visionscape found itself was such that it could not have performed any magic because of those who were in charge of waste management were not ready to yield space for it to succeed.

    Rather than rule Visionscape out, I think the company still has a role to play. It should be given the chance to participate as waste manager competing alongside the small-scale waste managers. Moreso because of lots of equipment which it said it has acquired. Highbrow areas like Ikoyi, Victoria Island and Lekki should be designated as its own exclusive zone of operation. That way, its capability will not be overstretched, unlike the situation that led to the refuse crisis which Lagos is now putting behind it.

    That is my own humble submission.

     

    • John Olaonipekun,

    Lekki Phase 1,

    Lagos.

  • Lagos and the garbage question

    After much public outcry, authorities in Lagos seem to be according the long-running waste challenge the emergency response it deserves. There have been reports of re-mobilization of the existing waste management board which, in turn, has massively pressed men and materials to rid the highways and residential neighborhoods of garbage.

    Already, assurance has been given that Lagosians can now contemplate 2019 without having to agonize over the nuisance of filth.

    Of course, to get there, the state government has had to discard its initial attempt at re-inventing the wheel; it simply went back to the existing template that had ensured relative hygiene and sanity before Visionscape came on board.

    By the way, before proceeding, let me admit that I have more than a passing interest here not just out of enlightened self-interest as a Lagos resident but also as a proud Lagos State Ambassador for Environment (decorated by Governor Raji Fashola in 2009).

    As one had argued in this column earlier, there is sense in the theoretical assumption underpining the Cleaner Lagos Initiative envisioned by Governor Akinwumi Ambode: seeking a new way to confront the mounting challenge of waste management in a fast-growing city.

    The only trouble is that the midwife the government engaged to birth the new order did not seem to have sufficiently understudied and understood the peculiarities of the patient before rushing to unleash the scalpel in the theatre.

    Perhaps, things would not have unraveled calamitously had Visionscape phased its intervention in pilot schemes, learning and fine-tuning things along the way before scaling up.

    Worse, it had not even assembled the requisite manpower and critical tools before setting out.

    The result was the harrowing meltdown suffered across Lagos metropolis for most of the year with the resurgence of garbage, completely obliterating the modest gains thought to have been recorded in the last decade in waste management in Africa’s most populous city, beginning from Y2004 when the PSP model was adopted from a blueprint fashioned by a panel headed by then deputy governor Femi Pedro and assisted by then environment commissioner, Tunji Bello. (Interestingly, also on the panel was Babajide Sanwo-Olu.)

    All things considered, there are surely lots of lessons to be drawn from the easing environmental crisis. Of course, chief among them is the futility of seeking to reform a process without the buy-in of critical stakeholders including the PSP operators.

    But beyond the assurance of immediate relief the ongoing emergency evacuation gives, there is no denying that public apprehension remains about the prospects of waste management after Ambode.

    So far, among the motley crowd of those aspiring to be the next Lagos governor, only Jide Sanwo-Olu would appear to articulate a vision indicative of an understanding of the real challenge of waste management in a megacity of Lagos stature in the decade ahead.

    Indeed, with a population in excess of 20 million and an economy rated fifth largest on African continent, the state generates a collasal 13,000 tonnes of garbage daily. As the population grows the more desperate things will surely get.

    Curiously, Sanwo-Olu’s main contender in the race, Jimi Agbaje, was rather effusive in his praise of Visionscape which most Lagosians see as lacking capacity and capability, hence the garbage crisis of the last twelve months. While featuring on a Channels TV programme on Sunday, he came across more as Visionscape’s PR officer. Maybe pharmacist Agbaje is seeing a chemistry different from the rest of Lagosians.

    Anyway, a poor reading of the challenge at hand is to assume it ends with the now familiar unsightly spectacle of communal wheelie bins overflowing with rubbish at the street-corners or bulging bin bags dumped in the median of the highways. No less critical is the issue of industrial waste. In fact, the unscrupulous manufacturers offloading toxic effluent into Lagos waters indiscriminately or those dumping medical waste around constitute graver danger to our collective humanity.

    To be honest, waste management poses a great headache even in relatively far more developed countries. But the difference is the creativity summoned to tackle such head on. Even today, London continues to face public uproar over the menace of uncollected waste polluting the streets. Part of official response is to scale up recycling. Such that the amount of waste being recycled has shot up from five percent in 1996 to more than  22 percent today.

    Under the new London Plan, the mayor has unveiled an ambitious target of Y2026 to achieve 100 percent waste management with zero-biodegradable or recyclable waste sent to landfill.

    The EU had set Y2020 as deadline for 50 percent recycle of waste.

    However, the 13,000 tonnes of waste Lagos daily generates is a child’s play compared to China’s monstrous 520,000.  Well, that is to be expected. China is world’s most populous nation. To confront its own demon, the strategy the Asian giant has evolved over the years is outright burning. Of course, the art of incineration has spawned a huge industry dominated by the private sector.

    The value-addition here is that the heat from burning garbage at more than 1,000 degrees Celsius produces enough electricity to power more than 140,000 homes.

    However, realizing the collateral implication of that option, the emphasis of the Chinese authorities is then on who can burn waste in the cleanest way with a high-tech filtration system that removes dioxins and other toxic gases.

    But I must say that watching Sanwo-Olu speak on this critical issue recently surely offered some relief, even hope.

    To begin with, it is reassuring to learn that Sanwo-Olu, having apparently learnt from some of the shortcomings of Visionscape, agrees that reforms in any social intercourse is impossible without first securing the inclusivity of stakeholders. These include not only the generators (both industrial and domestic) but also service providers (private or community-based) and recyclers.

    Going forward, he seeks an engagement that will radically improve on the present structure to, in fact, turn it to value- creation. So, the new advocacy, according to him, will first target the home. People will be made to see the wisdom in separating wet waste from the dry ones, the organic from the non-biodegradable like plastic.

    Of course, such preliminary processing makes for easier management. Non-biodegradables can easily be recycled while the organic waste is processed into manure.

    To say nothing about the waste-to-energy possibility.

    In framing his own policy on environment, Sanwo-Olu says he draws inspiration from the sort of audacity behind the Bill Gates Initiative in the United States turning human faeces to drinkable water. It may sound crazy; but Gates’ idea is already being viewed in enlightened circles as the future’s more sustainable way to fix waste disposal as well as quench man’s natural thirst for water.

    Well, for now, I am sure Lagosians are more keen about hygienic environment before considering such outlandish invitation to sample Gates’ “treated water”.

    In the main, Sanwo-Olu looks beyond present utility of an efficient collection and disposal mechanism in Lagos. Indeed, a more sustainable containment strategy for the future trasnscends the tokenism of mere acquisition of more compactors or expanding the capacity at the dump-sites.

    There is, therefore, a lot of sense in Sanwo-Olu’s seeking to inculcate a new culture of sorting waste at the primary generation points. Experiment has proved that once garbage is sorted, the cost of eventual conversion in the value chain is cut by almost half.

    In the circumstance, the smart investor will then need no further prompting to know where to put money to make profit on a sustainable basis. That way, waste becomes a goldmine. Insofar man continues to draw oxygen and live, he certainly will never stop generating waste.

    Ultimately, this surely is the way to go since it guarantees cost-recovery, thereby relieving the government the current burden of heavily subsidizing waste management. Again, such prescription is consistent with the new thinking in sustainable environment management integrating three key pillars: people, planet and profit.

     

  • Of digital apartheid and the promise of 5G

    The announcement last week of plans to migrate Nigeria’s telecoms to 5-G technology in 2020 is bound to animate conversations in the nation’s ICT community in the times ahead in a manner that perhaps enables us better appreciate how a mere foothold in the knowledge economy, more than the possession of gold and diamond, is a better store of value and a surer key to prosperity in the new world.

    Three spectrum bands are tentatively earmarked for a test-run in Lagos and other cities in this connection, according to Nigerian Communications Company.

    Indeed, the phenomenal leap in world technology is ushering the magic age where man can now communicate intelligently with matter, generally altering lifestyle with such dizzying speed that no one seems able to predict the next moment anymore.

    Artificial Intelligence now ensures diagnosing with laser precision what was once unfathomable, providing incredible solutions to business and education challenges.

    It provides the means for a physician to stay in the city centre and prescribe medications to the afflicted in far-flung rural communities. From the comfort of an office, a lecturer could teach and interact seamlessly with multiple classrooms across a wide geographical space in real-time.

    In political terms, the promise of the smart technology is more accountability by government and greater citizen empowerment.

    At home, we are told that trial has commenced in the futuristic Eko Atlantic Project where broadband data will drive connectivity and enable humans interact with smart devices to check their health status as well as remotely control home appliances without physical contact.

    In the close to two decades of GSM in Nigeria, we have of course witnessed haphazard – if not difficult – transition from 1G to 2G to 3G and the current 4G technology. If the 4G has proved to be ten times more powerful than 3G, we can then imagine the prospects of 5G in delivering crisper visuals/videos and faster data processing. It will no doubt pose a big threat to the traditional desktop computer and laptops in terms of utility in a world increasingly obsessed with portability.

    Though no roadmap has been unveiled yet for Nigeria’s own roll-out, for stakeholders, there is surely enough reasons already to contemplate the 2020 take-off with some skepticism. Whereas the establishment people are wont to highlight the bright side perhaps in anticipation of a chance to retain their jobs and continue “business as usual”, most – if not all – will however duck invitation to debate the old question: how do we detoxify the prevailing operating environment with a view to making the technology more impactful to a greater number of Nigerians?

    Yet, without addressing the foundational issues, the nation will, at best, only continue to underachieve.

    To start with, out of the estimated 20 million active smart phones in Nigeria today, a three-quarter is said to be located mainly in Lagos, Port Harcourt and Abuja. It is safe then to assume that such elite category constitutes the dominant bloc of the estimated of 80 million Nigerians who have access to the internet.

    So, the rest of the country’s 200 million population is still stuck in the digital valley, sketching a picture of digital apartheid of sorts.

    While chatting with an ICT expert on the sidelines of an international business summit sometime ago, this writer heard that it should, in fact, be considered a miracle of biblical proportions that GSM companies are still able to operate in Nigeria, given the prevailing almost impossible conditions. More like turning stone to bread.

    Just one of such afflictions: epileptic power supply. It means that apart from agonizing over the ever dynamic challenge of meeting software needs in their core area of business, telecos also have to acquire on the side a competence in procuring and maintaining thousands of generators to power their base stations daily across the country.

    So, the fortune the generators guzzle per hour partly explains why cost of GSM services is still ridiculously high in Nigeria despite the huge market relative to other countries.

    No one illustrates this abiding spirit of resilience perhaps better than Globacom. Fifteen years ago, Glo’s conscientious intervention through per second billing ended the primitive exploitation of Nigerian consumers by the GSM pioneer which had declared, almost magisterially, that calls would continue to be charged per minute indefinitely, even if dropped within few seconds.

    By making constant innovation its article of faith over the years, the acclaimed “grandmaster of data” has managed to not only keep the nation talking, but also kept the national flag aloft on the continental stage, so much that it is now adjudged the fourth strongest brand in Africa.

    Glo’s long-running bonanza ensures that the customer gets sometimes triple the value of the air-time bought. (Perhaps the reason some folks spend longer time on phone these days and why the hitherto pervasive culture of “flashing” is fast on the decline.)

    Little surprise then that, despite the manifest handicaps encountered by operators, the mobile phone market, according to official records, still made a significant contribution of $21b to the nation’s economy in 2017, representing 5.5 percent of Nigeria’s GDP, apart from the creation of 500,000 direct and indirect jobs.

    Were the operating climate more conducive, the prospects of better performance by players can only be imagined.

    Determined to retain its leadership of the market, Glo has had to literally break the bank in embarking on massive upgrade of its infrastructure (from generators to hardware) across the country.

    Among the milestones, two would appear the most significant.

    One is the construction and addition of 4,000 km of optic fibre cable to its existing 10,000km network with a view to raising capacity and protection for a round-the-clock connectivity. A continuation, no doubt, of the pioneering streak started with the laying of an international submarine cable named Glo 1, connecting Nigeria to the UK and US, passing through fourteen African nations, providing immeasurable ICT solutions to critical sectors of the economy.

    The second is the completion in Abuja of fiber route relocation to solve the old nightmare of incessant fibre cuts impairing network quality in the nation’s capital.

    Of course, Glo had pioneered nationwide coverage of 4G-LTE in Nigeria and is adjudged the best around, thus enlisting the country among nations with Long Term Evolution (LTE). LTE is the reason why we enjoy quicker data transfer, instant broadband internet access that ensures the download of ultra high definition videos within few seconds.

    As we can see, MTN (Glo’s main competitor) is, for now, unable to boast of equal massive facility upgrade to meet new challenges. The reason is not far-fetched. The South African-owned company is apparently too preoccupied today sorting existential issues with the authorities in Nigeria, having had to cough out staggering fine running into tens of billions of Naira in 2016 for breaching security protocols by failing to block unregistered sims after official deadline.

    As if that was not enough, its beleaguered board presently has to divide its resources between paying lawyers challenging yet another heavy fine running into billions of dollars over alleged money-laundering, and creating schemes to making shareholders back in Pretoria happy.

    But despite the heavy investment in infrastructure by telecos like Glo, the country still hardly features among the top ten in Africa in terms of quick internet access. Mauritius leads the table (and is rated 45th globally), followed by Seychelles, while neighbouring Ghana is ranked 7th. Speed is not only what sets Mauritius apart; it is also ranked the most affordable with the second lowest broadband costs in the world.

    Overall, only 44 percent of mobile subscribers in Nigeria are using 3G technology. While only four percent are using the 4G technology compared to over 18 percent 4G penetration on South Africa and 16 percent in Angola.

    But without continued investment in hardware, there is no way the country can even hope to take full advantage of the promise of GSM telephony to begin with. According to experts, it is only when that is sustained that the nation can hope to achieve 55 percent mobile penetration of the population by 2025, with 70 percent potentially having 3G connectivity and 17 percent accessing 4G network.

    But just how prepared are we for the future?

     

  • Champion Fury

    Boxing affionados are unlikely to agree on the outcome on the epic heavyweight fight between Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder at Staple Centre, New York Saturday night. Judges scored it draw.

    I stayed all night till Sunday morning (local time) to watch the rare clash of two undefeated champions. Despite two knockdowns, I thought sleek Fury had exhibited enough of the “noble art of self-defence” to deserve victory against mechanical Wilder whose arsenal remains one hammer punch.

    By bobbing and weaving, feints and tranquilizing counterpunch, the gangling “Gypsy king” from Manchester, Britain made the fearsome bomber from Alabama look truly ordinary for most of that remarkable night.

    After the dazzling feat, those who had often waved off Fury’s subduing Wladimir Klitchkow in 2015 as cheap victory over someone past his glory days must have been forced to rethink.

    While another mega-buck rematch is now a question of time, one thing is however not in dispute. Fury delivered a message so powerfully: the infinite possibilities of the human will.

    To hold Wilder to that bruising draw, Fury had to first wage a titanic battle against his own personal demons for over two years. After demolishing Ukrainian-born Klitsckow on his adopted German soil, he soon suffered the misfortune of being a champion who never really savoured the pleasure of reigning. Bouts with depression lured him into drugs, shame and almost suicide. So consuming that he was inactive in boxing for two and a half years.

    It was from such nadir that Fury rose to the spectacular showing at the weekend. It is the hallmark of true champions.

     

     

  • 2019: The illusion of Oby and other rookies

    Oby Ezekwesili caused quite a stir on Sunday on Abuja streets. Even as the ruling APC and the main opposition PDP continued to trade insults days after individually presenting their election manifestos ahead of what promises to be a grudge “rematch” in 2019, the presidential candidate of the Allied Congress Party of Nigeria opted to share pamphlets to folks gathered probably more out of curiosity than solidarity.

    In her own estimation, that roadshow should suffice as answer to the growing taunts that she is bidding for the highest office in the land without a structure. So, the street campaign strategy is to make up for her obviously lean pocket for the campaign in the countdown to the elections due in roughly 80 days.

    Hear her rather simplistic argument: “What we’re doing is distribution (of booklets and leaflets), because a lot of people do say, ‘Where is your structure?’.”

    As if choreographed, two major national dailies – THISDAY and Guardian – also published her extensive interviews same day.

    While Oby’s commitment to save Nigeria has never been in doubt and her courage to step forward now and bid for power must be saluted, she cannot evade the reality check.

    With the confidence she pontificated, we are tempted to suspect Oby might have been burning the midnight candle understudying the Lula model. The man who had barged onto Brazil’s political scene in the the first decade of this millennium similarly came empty-handed. Lula da Silva also started by sharing leaflets at city squares with the stalking tenacity of the proverbial Jehovah Witness in Nigerian speak.

    Before the existing right-leaning political establishment knew it, he had captured the people’s imagination sufficiently to win the presidency. Between 2003 and 2010, he would inspire a populist fairytale never seen in the history of the Latin American country.

    However, the pretender thinking the Lula formula could easily be transposed to Nigeria today is hardly prepared to answer one hard question: do they have a ready critical mass behind them like the fanatical labour movement that enforced Lula’s victory back in Brazil in 2003?

    Without wishing to dampen the spirit of the likes of Oby who I am sure are getting involved for purely altruistic reason, the bitter truth is that they stand no fighting chance with the prevailing national leadership recruitment process. Only those who had run for presidency before and got thoroughly squeezed are perhaps best placed to attest that the arena is certainly not for those with modest means or where you count on luck instead of commonsense.

    How utterly naive of Oby then to downplay the challenge of election day. Were the motive behind her current exertion the mere thrill of participation or the symbolism, such characterisation could be pardonable. But if indeed it is to capture power, then more rigour is certainly required.

    While it may be possible now to leverage modern tools like social media to minimize spend on publicity which would have been prohibitive in the old media, the zestful presidential candidate will sooner than later find that the first real acid test actually awaits them on the eve of election: where to recruit incorruptible agents and how to mobilize such foot soldiers to defend their interest at each of the well over 100,000 polling stations located in the 774 councils across the 36 states of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory. That outing alone requires billions of naira.

    Of course, that is always the first fortification against being rigged out.

    While the novelty of card reader in 2015 and the promise of electronic transmission of results by INEC this time will alter the character of tabulation and summation from what we are used to, nothing suggests a change yet in the human factor – the siege by those representing potentially the 91 political parties in the contest.

    In reality, the party agent constitutes the first line of defence on Election Day. It is at this point the more established parties bring their weight to bear through sharp practice referred to as “Cooperative Society”. Once the agents of “lesser” parties are compromised, the field is cleared for the dominant ones to manipulate the results to favour their paymaster, but not without the active collaboration of unscrupulous presiding electoral officials.

    Of course, once you are not captured in the results originated from the polling station, it is needless attending the collation centre thereafter, unless as spectator or “election monitor”.

    This is the stark reality at the moment. It probably explains why the variable of personal popularity had always counted for little or less in electoral transactions in the country till date.

    Indeed, if national visibility, demonstrable credibility and articulation of a seductive vision are all it requires to win the presidency, immensely popular and articulate Gani Fewehinmi would have easily won in 2003 on the platform of National Conscience Party. Popular journalist, Dele Momodu, similarly put up a brave fight for the presidency in 2011, framing Obama-style messages targeting mainly the nation’s millennials. But at the end, he had bitter tales to share, including being swindled of his cash by some sharks in one of the very parties he associated with.

    Given the referenced institutional barrier, one therefore shares the view that it would perhaps have been more prudent if folks like Oby had chosen to fish in little political river with better prospects of victory rather than spreading their scant net too thin in the vast ocean without hope. For instance, what would have stopped her from scaling down by contesting the chairmanship of Abuja Municipal Authority where her vision of the good society can be pursued with a view to making it an island of success and the progress made easily measurable along the journey?

    On the other hand, Yele Sowore would make a great senator. It is a lot surer to put a bet on him for the senate or Reps had he sought to parlay his cult-following among the student population to, say, seeking to represent the mainland in Lagos on the platform of debutant African Action Congress with huge campuses at UNILAG, YABATECH and LASPOTECH.

    Needless to stress that true visionary doesn’t always have to insist on capturing federal power to bring about the progress our society badly needs. The lowly placed counselor who keeps faith with the oath of office is, let it be said, already advancing their community in their own little way. It is when such islands of exception are aggregated that we can then aspire to evolve the archipelago of redemption for the country futuristically.

    That miracle is however not likely to happen in one or two election seasons. In fact, the first real test is knowing how to judiciously invest limited political capital to make maximum impact.

     

  • Ikeogu, oh no!

    There was an echo of frailty in his voice when last we spoke three weeks ago; but nothing had prepared me for the bombshell I received early hours of Saturday from Azu (Ishiekwene). Azu’s text from Houston, the United States whispered the tragedy: Ikeogu Oke passed on moments ago!

    He was the laureate of the NLNG Prize for Literature in 2017.

    In what turned out our last chat in October, Ikeogu had expressed delight at my column, “Intifada of the old Guard”, summing it a rare rendition in patriotism.

    Responding, I wanted him to view it as a mere re-echo of what other truly committed artists like him say or write in defence of society and not tribe, ideals and not deals.

    With the nation faced yet again with the dilemma of choice ahead of 2019, Ikeogu promised to join more vigorously in the public debate once he got better from “having had something removed from my body that was not supposed to be there.”

    He earlier underwent a surgery for pancreatic cancer.

    Before going under the knife, he probably had glimpsed death. This is the epitaph he would pen for himself in September, about one week after the surgery: “My Epitaph: Here lies a man who loved virtue and art, And gave to both his fortunes and his heart. Ikeogu Oke (1967 – ).”

    How prophetic!

    Ikeogu was the quintessential artist: truly liberated soul for whom life or talent meant nothing if not devoted to the service of community or the pursuit of truth.

    Leveraging his immersion in Igbo rich oral tradition, he brought a new intensity – pulsating in resonance  – to Nigerian poetry. He lent clarity to the expresssion of human emotions in a way no photography could.

    Living out the creed of true artist as moral exemplar, Ikeogu had fiercely refused to be recruited into a scheme to defraud at the American University of Nigeria Yola owned by Atiku Abubakar. He was supposed to get a handsome cut from the deal in dollars.

    For this, he was persecuted by his superior. Rather than mortgage his conscience, he chose to resign from the job and walked away with the joy of righteousness.

    Adieu, the people’s poet.

  • Restructuring and its frenemies

    Back in the Athenian garden where the tradition of public debate was first documented in antiquity, the danger had long been recognized. Logicians call it red herring.

    Those in the habit of artfully diverting an argument in order to obfuscate the question prefer this kind of fallacy.

    Such, it would seem, is the clear and present threat now encroaching the national gallery over the issue of restructuring. Depending on where you stand on the divide today, the word is applied loosely in a manner likely to confound even those who originally conceived the word, “perestroika” (restructuring), in the last years of the old Soviet Union.

    Unable – well maybe unwilling – to keep the old empire together under the force of arms, often meditative Mikhail Gorbachev did not stop at “perestroika” beginning from 1986; he added “glasnot” (openness) in a steely resolve to reform the old union, but ended up as the last president of the empire cobbled together by the Bolsheviks several decades earlier.

    To the political establishment in Abuja and a faction of the ruling party today, the word is perhaps no more than the new synonym for the shriek wailing of the politically displaced, if not treasonable dismemberment of the nation. To the opposition, it is undoubtedly an invocation to hold the ruling party to certain high standards to which they themselves were however also unable to rise yesterday when in power.

    Further afield, the understandably querulous actors of the civil society are no less divided today in defining restructuring in the Nigerian context. So, in the ensuing philosophical melee, we now find ourselves having to separate the truth from lies the same way we distinguish our friend from the enemy.

    Or, is it the darker creature the English dictionary newly classified as frenemies – enemies disguising as friends?

    Only a few, in my view, have brought a clarity to the issue like Bashorun Seinde Arogbofa does in his new book, Nigeria – The Path We Refused To Take. He identifies the challenge as twin: systemic and human. To resolve the malaise, the first step is to “plant a good system and simultaneously… grow the right people to implement the system.”

    His prognosis is that a return to regionalism will revitalize the polity and free the latent energies across the land that will, in turn, catapult the nation to greatness. He argues that the quality of leaders a country parades is only a reflection of the integrity of the system in place.  It needs be clarified, however, that the problem with Nigeria’s federalism from the outset was more human than systemic. By obliging regions to retain 50 percent of the fruits of their labour and remit 30 percent to the government at the centre and the remaining 20 percent to the general pool to be re-distributed according to collective needs, the post-Independence federalism recognized the nation’s cultural diversities, abundant resources and, therefore, sought to incentivize industry rather than entitlement mentality.

    It is a measure of the synergy of such symbiotic arrangement that the groundnut pyramid spiraled in the north, cocoa boomed in the west and palm oil flowed abundantly in the east, to the prosperity of the nation at large.

    But poor actors soon tainted the politics with nepotism, intolerance and “ten percent”, eventuating in the collapse of the First Republic and the military incursion of January 15, 1966.

    Since the military is unitarist in philosophy and operation, the next casualty was the federalist character beginning with the Aguiyi-Ironsi’s unification decree. The nation then morphed into one huge garrison synchronized to a central command. Long years of military rule helped deepen this aberration.

    Sadly, successive constitutions fashioned by soldiers for the nation only sought to normalize this anomaly, which gradually shifted emphasis from real production to the carnality of monthly sharing of oil receipts in Abuja. Hence, the intensification of the struggle to control political power as the master key to easy money and the weaponization of the electioneering process as do-or-die.

    This, let it be said, has been the bane of Nigeria’s development in negation of the evidence of phenomenal growth.

    Meanwhile, symptoms of the old gangrene which metastasizes by the day, are quite visible to all. State governors have to daily fund a Federal police they don’t control. Someone sits in Abuja and aspires to build homes for residents in faraway communities they don’t know. Niger Delta generates wealth that does not reflect its material condition. Lagos generates roughly 60 percent of VAT, gets back only a fraction of the amount, but have to endure the environmental pain arising from the economic activities that make that possible…

    Paradoxically, the average Nigerian politician usually shares this perspective until they gain power. Suddenly, the erstwhile clear-headed, fire-spitting visionary turns an agent of reaction, feverishly seeking to preserve the sitting arrangement at the national buffet and the crooked sharing formula.

    It explains why PDP hierarchs had pooh-poohed the idea of restructuring while in power but today are quite vociferous in its advocacy. The same reason the APC barons who canvassed the idea most vigorously yesterday now seem to either feign memory loss or are busy scratching their heads in false ignorance, having secured power.

    Therefore, the perennial tragedy of the Nigerian situation is the assumption – usually promoted by whoever is in power and their friends – that tends to conflate the promise of “good leadership” with the imperative of restructuring. They are far from related. The former is the product of the exceptionality of man.

    Conversely, durable institutions don’t happen by accident; they are erected on solid foundation resulting from clear architectural vision. If any lesson is to be learnt from history, it is that institutions are far more durable than mortals. So, whereas the exertions of the “good leader” may secure today, only institutions guarantee social security expected to endure much longer.

    No country readily illustrates this today better than the United States. If the world’s super power has not yet collapsed under Donald Trump’s foul eccentricities and abominable imprecations, it is because America’s socio-political institutions are durable and kicking. The system ensures that even when the avuncular Republican bully would rather have fellow citizens who don’t see the world through his narrow prism be either “punched in the face” or thrown overboard and those wishing to enter “God’s own country” henceforth be screened based more on the faith professed or colour of their skin rather than the content of their character, there remains a good number of conscientious judges across America committed to interpreting the law in a manner that defends and promotes social liberty.

    For Nigeria, the enduring challenge of statesmanship, as powerfully put by Bashorun Arogbofa in his book, is not to settle for what is convenient for the day but muster the political courage to institute a new reward regime that instead frees the Nigerian from a fixation on only what they stand to gain rather than what they can contribute in a new shared commitment to true nation-building.

     

    • First published in August 2017

     

     

     

     

  • Wike and the misadventure of Prince Charles 

    The narrow-minded would probably view the futility of the entire visit only by a fleeting wardrobe malfunction. In the amusing picture that had trended in the social media, visiting Prince Charles of Wales buttoned his suit wrongly. Flanked by wife Camila and a Nigerian general in full ceremonial attire in the blazing sun, his sunglasses would have accentuated his grey-colored ensemble, but for the misaligned button.

    Then, the cynical caption that could only be written by a PDP sympathizer: “Just two days that Prince Charles spent in Nigeria his life has been turned upside down. Just look at the way he buttoned his suit. Nobody visit(s)… APC-led government and still remain (sic) in his senses.”

    Of course, that is the most subjective – if not utterly unreasonable – thing to say.

    Another joke was made of the fact that at yet another occasion, Prince Charles had to depend on additional illumination provided by rechargeable lamp to read his speech because the room was poorly lit.

    But the comic reliefs of sartorial indiscretion and poor lighting aside, a few salient issues were undoubtedly thrown up by the royal visitation of last week.

    Regardless of the official garnish, a frank audit of the prince’s itinerary would only suggest a vanity trip for a man on the eve of his 70th birthday, at huge social-cultural costs to the nation. His earlier tour of the west coast included The Gambia and Ghana.

    A visit to Plateau had to be cancelled at the last-minute at the instance of the Nigerian authorities over security concerns. The visitor was expected to discuss “peace-building and conflict resolution” there.

    With the seemingly unending ethno-religious eruptions in Jos, that proposal would appear perfectly in order.

    But those who still remember how the same Prince Charles had used his pen to stoke anti-Semitic tension in the Middle East in 1986 could only have anticipated the Jos townhall meeting with baited breath. In the tactless letter, he had blamed the influx of “foreign, European Jews” for escalating the Arab-Israel conflict.

    As if that was not explosive enough, his next sentence would set Britain and the United States on diplomatic edge. He pointedly asked whether then US President Ronald Reagan would summon the courage to push back “the Jewish lobby” to stop terrorism in the perennially beleaguered region.

    In the unlikely event that Prince Charles would have agreed to submit his speech for security preview by the Nigerian establishment, the invocation of “security concern” may indeed have helped stave off possible landmines of a misspeak capable of raising the blood pressure in some quarters in Abuja, especially as we enter the election season.

    Two, the decision by Abuja to dragoon all the leading royal fathers across the country to meet Prince Charles in Abuja is most condescending. It was as if we were back to the colonial era when traditional rulers had to appear before the district officer. If Prince Charles had expressed desire to meet with our kings, couldn’t he have been encouraged to visit them in their respective palaces like he did in Ghana to the Asantihene of Kumasi?

    Well, perhaps the only consolation we can draw now is that Oba Ewuare II of Bini Kingdom did not allow the moment slip without reminding Prince Charles of the need to return the artifacts agents of his forebears looted from the acclaimed “cradle of black civilization” in 1897.

    In his own assessment, Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State saw the marginalization of the South-South. While hosting a Pentecostal preacher in Port Harcourt, he argued that the heir to the British throne should not have stopped at the showcases in Abuja and Lagos, but also visited the Niger Delta which though produces the bulk of the nation’s wealth, its people are left to live in desperate condition.

    Indeed, only those who endure acid rain or inhale air poisoned by gas flare are in the best position to tell the story of pain in intimate details.

    Mindful of the facts of history – whether recent or ancient, the observatactivist Wike’s observation would seem even too charitable. On the contrary, the institution Prince Charles represents certainly still has a lot of explanation to make to the swamp-dwellers of the Niger Delta. The debt owed by Britain is both moral and cultural.

    Coming in the very week that the twenty-third anniversary of the murder of Ken Saro-Wiwa was being marked, it would have indeed been interesting to hear what answer the heir to the British throne would, for instance, offer to the Ogoni procession in Bori or Port Harcourt on the old question of British complicity – both by commission and omission.

    Until the Ogoni crisis exploded into a national conflagration in the 90s, British-owned Shell had undoubtedly become synonymous with neocolonial exploitation of the oil communities, inflicting unspeakable atrocities, devoting vast sums to setting clan against clan in a rendition of text-book strategy of divide-and-rule.

    Then, Shell had no qualms colluding with a military without patriotic education to “pacify” the restive. It provided logistics and cash incentives to the Okuntimo-led internal security squad that became the byword for terror against defenceless activists like writer Saro-Wiwa agitating for fairer deal for the people.

    When nine Ogoni activists were sentenced to death in 1995 through a trial adjudged a sham at best, it took not the righteous indignation of the institution Prince Charles represents, but the lobby championed by a few men of conscience including immortal Nelson Mandela (then South African President) to stampede the Commonwealth into expelling Nigeria then under the despotic jackboots of Sani Abacha from the body uniting Britain with her former colonies.

    Twenty-three years on, very little has been done to clear the environmental rubble Shell left behind, even as the culture of exploitation remains. It took Saro-Wiwa’s memorial last week for the world to be reminded that the promise of clean-up by the Nigerian state has not been fulfilled, even as efforts are being intensified in official quarters to fasttrack Shell’s return to Ogoniland to resume “business as usual”.

    Of all the existential needs of Ogoniland, the Nigerian authorities would, for instance, recently propose the award of the contract for the building a cemetery the most urgent in what clearly showcases nothing but contempt for the humanity inhabiting that space!

    It would have been interesting to hear Prince Charles’ response on Rivers soil to such difficult questions and grotesque suggestions.

    Elsewhere in Edo, the British royal would perhaps not have had a respite either. In Benin City, he would not have missed the imposing statue at the beginning of the Sokponba road by the iconic Ovonramwen Square. It is an enduring monument to courage under fire and loyalty in the face temptation.

    Surrounding it is a tract from Bini’s rich history. It is where in 1897 the advancing British forces, with all their thunderous artillery fire, reportedly met the last wall of native resistance.

    Tellingly, Prince Charles came visiting last week close to the commencement of the annual Igue Festival. It was indeed a willful violation of this deeply spiritual season in Bini’s cultural calendar by the British in the twilights of the 19th century that had set off the chain of events that culminated in the “punitive expedition” by imperial Britain. The spiritual seclusion forbids the Oba from hosting visitors, much less entertain mercantilist talks the British were agitated about.

    The murder of the British emissaries by the enforcers of the referenced cultural “curfew” would then provide a perfect alibi for the imperialists to apply clearly disproportionate military force with the sole carnal objective of rooting out the impediment the Oba was thought to be constituting to their economic interest through the imposition of customs duties on goods leaving his territory.

    When eventually outgunned and subdued on that historic day of 1897, the Bini general leading the local platoon was asked by the invaders at that location (a stone’s throw from the great Palace) to renounce the Oba and proclaim allegiance to Britain or face death. Without hesitating, the captive defiantly exclaimed “Sokponba” (No one but the Bini King).

    Of course, he thereafter paid the supreme price, but with head unbowed till the last breath.

    The spectacle was no different when the great Oba Ovonramwen was later encircled. He bore the indignity of dethronement without losing honour and subsequently endured the humiliation of exile in distant Calabar with uncommon equanimity.

    In the process came not just the wholesale arson by a 1,200-strong wrecking army against anything standing in the kingdom whose sheer magnificence had indeed captured the imagination of Portuguese explorers more than 400 years earlier; but also mindless looting of artifacts for which it had become renowned relative to other notable civilizations.

    Of course, on return to London, the conquering generals declared some of the cultural loot from Benin to the British government. Some of them are presently put on display without shame in British museum, while others have been traded off in the United States and Germany.

    Still fresh in the memory, for instance, is the dust raised in 2016 over the “Okukor” bronze cockerel at the Cambridge University. Following an advocacy mounted by a group of conscientious students that it be returned to its origin in Benin, the university authorities had to quickly remove the statuette from the dining hall.

    So, had Prince Charles summoned the political courage to visit Bini kingdom last week, he would certainly have been received by perhaps the third and fourth generations from the Ovonramwen lineage still exuding royal aplomb and a people whose cultural fraternity remains unbroken, even 120 years later.

    He would also have heard in Benin the court of palace chiefs resplendent in white garments amplifying, perhaps more militantly, the message earlier delivered by Oba Ewuare II: please return the artifacts stolen in 1897