Category: Saturday Magazine

  • Society and it’s obsession with paper qualifications(1)

    What kind of English is this, you might wonder after reading my intro above. Well, it was written by a Nigerian university graduate from one of the higher institutions in the country. Sounds unbelievable? Well, it’s true. According to some reports, the said graduate of Electrical/Electronics and a few others had been rejected by their areas of primary assignment for the NYSC programme due to lack of competence and intelligence level expected of genuine degree holders.

    The story goes that the said graduate who was posted to Niger state, was rejected by a nursery/primary school in the state because of his inability to read and write.

    Having been rejected by two other employers, he had to be reposted by the state NYSC to a bakery, pending the final determination of his case by the NYSC national headquarters.

    That many products of our universities these days fall into the category above is no longer news. For years, the general complaint has been that many of the nation’s higher institutions, churn out half-baked graduates. That was in the past. Today, a high percentage of them are not even baked at all. Maybe, that is the reason they are now being sent to bakeries for their primary assignments so they can get fully baked!

    Anyway, employers of labour, who are mostly the ‘end users’ of these products have cried out for years over this issue, that something needs to be done to rectify the embarrassing situation. For how could someone, who supposedly spent an average of four or more years in a higher institution be unable to teach in a nursery/primary school or write the type of English above? Well, some might say, English is not our mother tongue so it’s no big deal if he can’t write or speak it well. That would have been fine if he was a farmer in the village with no formal education who only needs good farming skills to survive. It’s a different ball game for a graduate who supposedly spent four years or so in a higher institution of learning in the country.

    English might be a foreign language but by accident of history due to colonialism, it’s now our official language, generally used widely nearly everywhere be it homes, schools or offices. It’s the language of instruction right from the foundation stage of the educational system- nursery, primary, secondary. Resultantly, for a student to have passed through all these stages and up to the university level and still unable to communicate effectively in this medium shows something has gone wrong somewhere.

    It has thrown up the ugly underbelly of all that has gone seriously wrong in our educational system. While this piece is not about the blame game or pointing accusing fingers at all those who have contributed in making a mess of our once proud educational system, which was one of the best on the continent, there’s one salient point I want to point out. And that is society’s obsession with paper qualification or becoming a graduate by all means possible. In an ideal world, it would have been wonderful if every one can be a university graduate.

     

    To be continued

     

     

     

     

     

  • Between  Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayida

    Between Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayida

    Popular Rhythm FM presenter, Toke Makinwa, and Maje Ayida, were once an item in the media. Their sizzling romance was like a nectar-butterfly relationship. They were always seen together in social circles. The emotional union between the lovebirds reached its crescendo when news of their wedding filtered into the public a few months ago. The media then waited for the announcement of the wedding date with bated breath, but it was not forthcoming.

    Then tongues began to wag. Toke later denied the story of any impending wedding, though she did not refute the existence of a relationship between them. But their silence over their marriage plans left much to be desired.

    Happenstances ran into Toke at Darey Art Alade’s show in Eko Hotel recently and she looked radiant and cheerful. Many of the celebrities at the event warmed up to her and exchanged heart-warming pleasantries. She was dressed to the nines. But the million-dollar question is: what is happening between Toke and Maje?

  • My man does not care to buy me ordinary body cream

    Aunty Deola, I am a girl 21. My man does not care to buy me ordinary body cream and when I make requests the reply is, “Do you love me because of my money?”

    My dear, how old is this your man? Maybe this person we’re talking about here is still a young man taking money for boxers from his parents and you want him to buy you body cream. I may not be right. But if I am, you should know that when a boy or young man is yet to find a good job and all he has is love, then you have to take him the way he is. He won’t break a bank to please you. You must have seen his financial incapability before you went into a relationship with him. Or may be like most women (young or old), you just assumed that since he’s a man and he was brave enough to talk to you, then he should have enough money to take care of your needs. Things don’t always happen that way. When a man says he loves you and he shows it, that is the first thing on his mind. He wants to show affection. It is after that, that others things follow.

    One thing I know is that even very stingy men want to look responsible to their women and so, when they have enough to spare, they spend it. Men however do not like women who make unnecessary demands. In fact, from my understanding of men, they want to give you without you asking, except for the occasional demands for important assistance. But by the time a girl gets to the point where she must get money for body cream and hair-do and she doesn’t have a job to unable her do these things on her own from time to time, men may get discouraged and may even feel used.

    As a young woman, you must learn to be independent and to love for the sake of love first before expecting to use the man at will. Men love women who are reluctant to ask; they are ever so willing to make those kinds of women happy.

    This is my opinion, but if you think otherwise, you may have a serious talk with him about your expectations – financial and otherwise – in the relationship. Take care!

  • Mike Adenuga gears  up for 60th birthday

    Mike Adenuga gears up for 60th birthday

    It is a season of celebration for the Chairman of Globacom, Dr. Mike Ishola Adenuga Jnr. The pillar of sports in Africa is visibly excited about her approaching 60th birthday. The business mogul will clock 60 on April 29.

    Although the nature of the celebration remains under wraps, those in the know are already gearing up to celebrate the man who changed the face of telecommunication business in Africa. The Apesin of Ijebuland has played a major role in the development of the Nigerian economy. Like a bull, he braves the odds of the difficult business environment in Africa with a strong blend of determination and tenacity of purpose.

    From an early age, he had always wanted to make a difference. And rather than take the well beaten path of mediocrity, he followed the narrow path of seriousness, dedication and diligence.

  • Star of destiny (4)

    New friends are like diamonds- they glitter But old friends are like gold- solid and dependable

    How many times will I tell you that they are my younger sister’s social club members. She begged me to receive them. How could I refuse her?” James stated. After his guests’ departure, Muna had accosted him, demanding why he had allowed them to visit him at home. They had been on the issue for sometime and he was getting irritated by her attitude.

    He went to the mini-bar in the living room, took a bottle from his wide collection of liquor and poured some in a glass. After taking a sip, he looked at her and said:

    “Look, Muna, this your jealous attitude is beginning to get on my nerves. I have a lot of fans because of the job I do and my popularity. Do you now expect me to ignore them because my girlfriend can’t stand them? Afterall, you have your own fans as well and I don’t go crazy when they contact you.”

    “The situation is different. I don’t allow mine to come too close to me while yours are mostly crazy fans who are all over you all the time. And it pisses me off,” she stated.

    “Well, there’s nothing that can be done about the situation. So, you have to learn to live with it,” he said, taking another sip of his drink.

    “That’s where you are wrong. I can’t sit here and watch all these boyfriend-snatching bitches come and go as they like in this house. So, the first thing is that, I never want to see any fan in this house again!” she declared.

    He looked at her, a surprised look on his face.

    “What did you just say?” he asked.

    “You heard me. No more fans coming here! They can meet you elsewhere but not in this house!” she stated vehemently.

    “Is that so? You know what Muna? You seem to have forgotten something. You are my girlfriend not my wife. So, you can’t tell me who can or can’t come to my own home!” he said.

    “I can and I will,” she insisted.

    “Will you shut that mouth of yours or…” James said angrily.

    “I won’t. What can you do,” she challenged him, getting up to stand with her hands on her hips.

    “You dare talk to me like that? You this…” and jumping up from his seat, he rushed at her. He slapped her, and shoving her in the chair, began to rain blows on her. She tried to avoid the punches begging him to stop. But he was like one possessed and as the blows got harder, she started screaming. That attracted the attention of Michael and a maid who rushed into the room and struggled to pry the angry James from her…

     

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    Muna was lucky. Apart from a few bruises on her arms and neck, she was relatively unhurt from the beating. But it left a deep wound in her heart. How could he treat her so when he claimed to love her, she kept thinking. Debi felt the same way.

    “That guy must be a beast! How can he beat you like this just because of a little quarrel? If I were you, I will keep away from him,” she stated, eyeing the bruises on her friend’s body.

    Muna shook her head.

    “I can’t. I love him. Besides, he has apologized and begged for forgiveness,” she pointed out.

    “Love!” Debi scoffed. “Do you want to wait until he breaks your head one of these days before you come to your senses? If he truly loves you as you say, he will not treat you this way,” she noted.

    But Muna did not reply. She was thinking about his visit to her a day after the fight. He had come bearing gifts with plenty of apologies, blaming his behaviour on the alcohol he had taken.

    “You know I love you Muna. You are the one who makes me happy. Forgive me. And I promise this will never happen again,” he said in a sorrowful voice. Seeing the sad look on his face, her heart melted.

    They made up then, a move that did not go down well with Debi. But it was her life and there was nothing her friend could do about it. On her part, Muna decided to ignore some of his excesses and his relationships with other ladies for her peace of mind and to avoid further conflicts.

    But she forgot her promise when she visited him at home early one morning sometime later. It was his birthday and she wanted to surprise him that morning. But she was the one who got a surprise. On entering the house, she saw a strange girl downstairs in the kitchen preparing breakfast. Worse still, she was wearing one of her night gowns she had left in James’ bedroom the previous week.

    “What’s going on here?” she demanded.

    The girl looked up in surprise at Muna, at the same time exclaiming: “Ah, it’s Muna! Hi!” She seemed excited at seeing the actress.

    But Muna ignored her.

    “Who are you?” she enquired.

    “She’s with me.” Muna turned to see James standing at the kitchen door in a pair of blue boxers and nothing else.

    “James! Thank God you are here! Who’s this girl and what’s she doing here?” she demanded.

    James addressed the girl.

    “You! Go upstairs and get dressed.”

    He left, went to the living-room and stretched out on the couch. Muna followed him.

    “So, it has gotten to this. You now bring all kinds of girls here and flaunt them in my face. James how could you?” she stated accusingly.

    He was silent for a while, then he spoke.

    “Look, I went out with a couple of friends last night, got drunk and I ended up here with her. So, what’s the big deal?”

    “You are asking me that? Well, the big deal is that I’m your girlfriend and I demand some respect!” she retorted, getting worked up. She could sense another quarrel coming but she didn’t care.

    “Fine, you are my girlfriend. But that does not mean I can’t have others in my life. We are not married for Christ’ sakes,” he stated.

    Muna slumped on a chair, suddenly feeling weak.

    “Do you know you are breaking my heart with all these things you are doing?” she said softly, tears coursing down her face. He was silent and simply stared warily at her.

    About six months later, Muna got injured in an accident while on location. On the day of the accident, she had gone to James’ room at the hotel where they were staying for the shoot and caught him in bed with another actress. What hurt Muna most was that she was not on good terms with the lady who considered Muna a rival and hated her with a passion. Out of shock, she had run out of the hotel and had been hit by a car while crossing the road.

    She was in the hospital for about a week and though James came to visit her, she refused to see him. She had had enough of his trouble and wanted nothing more to do with him. Back home, while converlescing, Alex, who heard about the accident, visited her. Muna wept when she saw him again, realizing how much she missed him. How could she have left him for James? He had always been good to her and had treated her well. It was only now, having lost him, that she realized what she had in Alex: a true friend.

    “Why don’t you beg him for forgiveness? Perhaps he will take you back,” Debi advised her after he had gone.

    “You think he will listen to me?” she asked sceptically.

    “There’s no harm in trying,” she stated.

    So, on his next visit, after staying for a while and was getting ready to leave, Muna had gone on her knees and pleaded:

    “Alex, I’m very sorry about what I did to you. Please forgive me. I want you back in my life.”

    He stood still for a while, shook his head and walked out of the door…

    Concluded

    Should Alex forgive Muna and take her back? We will like to hear your views on this!

     

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  • Beautify your shirts with cufflinks

    Beautify your shirts with cufflinks

    THE use of cufflinks has become an everyday use for men/women who work in corporate organisations. There are all manners of cufflinks in the store these days which can be combined with different kinds of shirts.

    Tips on how to combine cufflinks

    Silver/Black Cufflink – This shade of silvered-black cufflink can go along with any light coloured shirt.

    Silver/Black/Red Cufflinks -These two colours go along with each other as the bright colour, red, speaks for the dark colour and gives probably a white shirt or stripped shirt with a combination of white and red a sparkling blending.

    Silver /Purple Cufflinks – These colours are well-known with women. They will be well befitting when combined with a stripped fitted shirt having grey or ash as its strips colour.

    The Silver-Cream – Cufflinks match with a chocolate or brown coloured shirt. It blends well for men.

    When you combine Silver-Yellow-Red-Cufflinks with a shade of black shirt, it makes a shout of the dark colour, especially when the neck and wrists collars of the shirt are yellow and the body is black, you have all eyes on you.

    Gold-Cufflinks is an all-fitting colour combination. Though it fits well on black, it could also look great when blended with colours like lilac, purple, white, sky blue, among others.

    The Silver-Blue-Tone -Cufflinks match with coloured shirts like white shirt, royal blue shirt, among other colours.

    Silver-Green-Semi-Cufflinks could be well-blended with brown or orange-coloured shirts. At times, it could even match with a lemon shirt.

    The Silver-Cufflinks blends with any coloured shirt

    A baby pink shirt will blend well with a Silver-Cream-Pink Cufflinks

    Silver-Orange-Mix-Cufflinks would match with an olive green shirt on both men and women.

    Bronze-Purple Cufflinks could blend with either purple shirt or brownish chocolate shirt which will shout out the mild colours on the shirt.

    Yellow-and-Blue-Cufflinks can match with either yellow or blue shirt. But, preferably, a royal turquoise blue shirt or a black stripped shirt will be a good combination.

    Silver-Black- Cufflink fits into any coloured shirt because it is well-known for its universal blending.

    Any coloured shirt can as well go along with a Gold-Black-Cufflinks.

  • Antiquity lace

    Antiquity lace

    LACE from time immemorial, and up till today, has always been identified as a luxury garment. The lace trend is still going strong and there are more ways than ever to wear your lace dress. Whether your style is demure and ladylike or edgy rocky chic, there are many different styles and hues of lace dresses available. Both men and women seem not to be able to do without it. And that’s why laces are some of the most diversely sown dresses. They range from classic iro and buba, stylish gown, trendy skirt and blouse to buba and sokoto, and Ibo men’s jumper.

    Lace is, therefore, a universal apparel. Fashion buffs would agree that lace is the unannounced official wear of most events and it is the favourite fabric of so many society men and women and it may undoubtedly be the fabric of the future.

    Tips on how to rock lace dresses

    THERE are a number of different factors at play when looking at when and how to wear lace dresses. From casual shifts to glamorous gowns, the following are just a few tips on how to wear lace dresses this season.

    Coloured lace – A big trend this season is coloured lace. Stray from black and white lace dresses and head for banana yellow, bright red and pink. As coloured lace makes quite a statement, team these dresses with neutral accessories. A red lace dress would make an excellent party dress and is a great alternative to the LBD.

    -Pair a lace top/blouse with a tailored pants or jeans and a pair of heeled shoes.

    -For example, if you have a long and slender neck, opt for a turtle neck lace top/dress with puff sleeves or full sleeves. This will embrace the beauty of your slender neck and at the same time add the classy vintage look.

    -Avoid the turtle neck lace designs if you have a shorter neck, instead opt for a round neck or a slightly deep boat neck which reveals your collar bone.

  • You can’t go wrong with a Tee-shirt

    EVEN ladies who are not fashionable know that the T-shirt is a must-have. You can’t just afford not to have one in your wardrobe. The T-shirt is an important part of a man and woman’s outfits. With a well- designed and quality T- shirt, you can look good and smart for any occasion. It is a wardrobe essential that is great on any day of the week.

    T-shirts come in a variety of fabrics and designs. They have great versatility and they are one fashion item that has remained constant. And they are likely to remain like that for ages to come. Most T-shirts are tailored to fit and there is always something nice for all sizes and ages. They are a wardrobe staple and their artworks are of different varieties, style and colour. You can’t go wrong with a Tee-shirt when you want to be comfortable. Along with an accompanying trousers or blue jeans, it can determine just how hot a guy or a lady is. The wardrobe staple comes as diverse as the millions who wear it.

     

    Classic t-shirt

    The basic, form-fitting T-shirt can be dressed up or down, tucked into pencil skirts or worn with a sleek blazer to the office. Go with a neckline that suits your personal taste, whether a V-neck or a high crew.

     

    Vintage-inspired T-shirt

    Style stars like Yvonne Ekwere appear effortlessly cool in pieces that look plucked from the depths of a chic vintage store. She mixed them with jeggings and a hippy jacket.

  • ‘By 2015 JAMB will only use e-testing’

    ‘By 2015 JAMB will only use e-testing’

    Being first or pioneering new ideas, either alone or as a team player in a group of people sharing a passion, is f a s t becoming second nature for Professor Dibu Ojerinde. Besides being the first to occupy a Chair in Tests and Measurement, he was the pioneer Director, Monitoring and Evaluation, National Primary Education Commission (NPEC), first Registrar/Chief Executive at the National Examinations Council (NECO) and the first Registrar/Chief Executive, Joint Admission Matriculations Board (JAMB) to introduce online application in the conduct of examinations in Nigeria. In this interview with Adetutu Audu, Ojerinde bared his minds on new developments in JAMB. Excerpts

    Why E-testing?

    The internet age has come to stay with us, hence as actors in the new age, you cannot afford to stay on the fence, you must be prepared to join the train or else you’ll be left behind. The programme was designed to migrate candidates from the use of paper and pencil in examinations to full usage of computers. Candidates must know how to use the computer before the full adoption of the system in 2015. One of the benefits of the innovation is that candidates will receive their results 30 minutes after the examination.

    It would also eliminate cases of incomplete results or result blackout and it will ensure prompt delivery of raw scores and will also check examination malpractices. We went out to six different centres to test if it would work. We were at the University of Ilorin, University of Lagos, Abuja and Rivers State University of Technology, Port Harcourt. From our office, we sent questions straight and it took them seven minutes to get them. From JAMB office, Bwari to anywhere in the world, seven minutes you get the questions and they were downloaded. We had about 600 candidates that day. I don’t want to discuss the issue of saboteurs, but whether we like it or not we have local and international saboteurs. But we are making efforts to block them. If you go to Rivers State University of Technology, everything is internet based. They operate paperless world.

    How credible are the people behind the system?

    The last seminar we had, we asked ourselves what are those things that could fail? We say light and we said the alternative is back-up generator and for computers we said UPS. And I am sure all these can’t fail at the same time. Within three and half hours, it is not likely that all these things go wrong.

    One of the advantages of Computer Based Tests (CBT) is to guard against manipulation and the JAMB e-testing is going on as planned. We have about 77 centres where the CBT will hold.

    This year, we are no stranger to the system. Over one million candidates have registered for the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UMTE) and more than 500,000 are still expected to register. The CBT is not compulsory as candidates have a choice to choose either the paper/ pencil testing or the dual based testing, where candidates would read the questions on the computer and answer on the paper with a pencil.

    By 2015, the CBT will become mandatory for all candidates. Out of the one million that have registered so far, only about 4,000 registered for CBT. The idea of CBT is that after 30minutes of the examination, a graphical result will be sent to the candidates’ mobile phones, while specific scores will be sent within four days. The results will show the subjects passed averagely by the candidates which is 50 percent and 59 above average 60 and above. Below average are 49.

    Those who have been able to fill their forms online are having difficulties; they were not able to thumbprint or upload photographs. Even the café attendants were complaining. How is JAMB going to handle that?

    I can boldly tell you that we have registered over one million candidates. We started late last year. Let me tell you some of the things that can lead to the difficulties. For instance, cybercafés are accredited by us because of our previous experience and cheating tendencies of these cafes. About two years ago, 12 candidates ran into a centre with their slips that they wanted to do the exam in Abuja; they went to the centre allocated to them and found that other people were sitting on their seats. And they ran to where I was, journalists were also there. When they checked the details biometric, we discovered that those who were there before were the original owners of the seats. Those 12 people were cheated by a particular cybercafé. And we asked them where they registered, they mentioned the place and I told them to go back and collect their money. So we decided to be accrediting cafes to forestall such in future. If a candidate gets to a cafe, he should ask if it is accredited. If they do, there is a code, before now we can even register in the comfort of our homes and schools. But you have to have a code now. Those people who have problems, possibly the café are not recognised by JAMB. Without code, they cannot access our site to register.

    Some of the cafes have limited bandwidth and wait till night when the narrow bandwidth will be fast. We have seen people who are male and were registered as female. Ogunrinde was registered as Ojerinde. To be frank, cybercafés are part of our problems and we cannot do the registration alone. Our bandwidths have been designed in such a way that it expands as candidates registered. Some people used their toes instead of fingerprints. We have had cases of people coming to the centre without their documents, we asked them to thumb print, once their pictures come up, and they can write the examination. But without that I am sorry.

    I can’t say it can’t go wrong. But practice makes perfect. We have done these three or four times before the end of the year, and we are going to try it again in February. We are working with a high internet service provider.

    You are the current President of International Association for Education Assessment (IAEA). What function does it perform?

    It is an association made up of examination bodies all over the world, ETS – Educational Testing Service is a member, Cambridge in the UK is also a member, the exam body in Netherlands is also a member, in fact all the reputable exam bodies you can think of all over the world are members of the association. It is a body of professionals in testing, measurement, evaluation and in public examinations. In particular we rub minds together, think together to find a way of doing things better. When you learn from a particular group, you go and implement in your own country. I have been a member of the organisation since 1978 as a student in the United States of America. I joined as a student. I have worked with them and they have identified and come to value my contributions to testing and other areas and this was why they made me President. For example, it is under my leadership that UNESCO took up the sponsorship of some programmes in Africa and I was able to attract their sponsorship to Nigeria.

    You have been in JAMB for some years now. What have been your achievements so far?

    Well, we have done a lot; I have been able to put up a computer building in JAMB, which was not there when I came in. Knowing the importance of Information Technology to an organisation like JAMB, we have also equipped it with modern facilities, scanners, and everything required that today we can say it’s the best in the country. We had only five scanners then, today we have over 30 scanners, that is why you do exams today in JAMB and, like magic, in five or six days the results are out. You know the reverse was the case before now.

    In terms of construction, our Test Development building is now there, it was not there before. We furnished and generally renovated the headquarter building. Worthy of note also is the fact that since the inception of JAMB, it had no office anywhere in Nigeria outside the Headquarters in Bwari, today we have within this period built about six offices wholly owned by JAMB and we are still counting. There are now JAMB offices in Jigawa, Oyo, Kwara, Delta, Ekiti and Niger; this completes Phase 1 of our expansion plan. Now we are embarking on Phase 2, and we intend to do over ten offices also. The issue of training is no longer a joke in JAMB. Within the past two months, 16 staff have gone to Netherlands for Item Response Theory Training and that’s what we want to deliver to Africa.

    We’ve started using the civil defence and other para-military agencies for our exams and, I tell you, that it has helped in no small measure to curtail malpractices. We also now use the Biometric data capturing system; it is not only for candidates but for staff. When you resume work you thumbprint and when going, you do the same. By that, the time you came in and went out is recorded. So, we can identify those who don’t come to office, those who come late, and at the end of the month we print out and keep for use for staff upgrading.

    Some people are still criticising the Unified Exam System you introduced. What will you say about it?

    It is ignorance. Now all the candidates who sit for exams have the same background; all of them went through the same secondary school system and possess SSCE. In fact, English and Mathematics are requirements, so why wouldn’t they write the same exams? Also, can we reduce the cost of testing them? Yes we can, but the income of JAMB has reduced as a result of the unification, yet we say just pay for one exam and have a choice of six institutions; two Universities, two Polytechnics and two Colleges of Education. Don’t forget that before now, students would go and write separately for universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education, now we say reduce the cost on your parents, just write one exam and you have six choices to make. The Polytechnics and Colleges of Education love it and I know it is the best for the country.

    Universities are conducting post UTME exams and are arguing that it is UTME that should give way for post –UTME and not the reverse..?

    It’s wrong. If they know the reason JAMB was set up, they wouldn’t say this. JAMB was set up to bridge gaps. It has a unifying role it plays in Nigeria. If you localise it, as they now say, some people will remain educationally backward. I know that those who call for the scrapping of JAMB never mean well for Nigeria. Even in the United Kingdom, you have what is called University and College Admissions Service (UCAS), it’s a clearance body like JAMB. Even with their level of development, they have not scrapped the body. The same goes for Turkey and countless countries with peculiar circumstances like ours. Those who established JAMB knew why they did it and I think it is in meeting that desire they so did. Look at the dichotomy between polytechnic and university graduates today, which is very unnecessary.

    It is easy for you to release results these days, but that also comes with problems like missing results and other issues. What are you doing about this?

    We release results on time because we have engaged technology and that is what is helping us. The days of releasing results after three months are gone. Last year alone, we had about 82,000 candidates who had missing results. Instead of four, they got three, or two or one, depending on the shading patterns. Candidates who don’t follow instructions are likely to fail exams, we are not magicians, what you feed the computer with is what you get out of it. They flout instructions and that is the problem.

    You have reduced examination cheating to a bearable minimum. How did you do it?

    When I came in 2007, we had 15.7% cheats, it has reduced to1.67% in the last exam. The scanner is there at the gate to screen out handsets, the Biometric system also came to our rescue. We even capture the pupil of your eyes and then the thumbprint that brings out your picture and so it’s no longer easy to come and cheat. I must not forget the marvellous work members of the Civil Defence and other security agencies are doing for us, we now also use only fenced centres for exams so that we can restrict movement in and out of exam centres.

    There is this lingering crisis over the change of University of Lagos (UNILAG) to Moshood Abiola University of Lagos (MAULAG). Which does JAMB recognise?

     

    For now we recognise UNILAG.

     

  • Indian Ayuba’s mother’s case revisited

    Indian Ayuba’s mother’s case revisited

    It was four years ago that Esther Amonja’s story was first told; that love story between mother and child that stole the hearts of many; that story that changed the status of her daughter who became The Nation girl by chance and the goodwill of Nigerians. But four years after, her mother’s case has remained the same. Perhaps bemused by this fact, feeling that the season of Valentine is beyond empty ‘kisses’ and ‘hugs’, this reporter has taken another bold step.

     

     

    Her lookalike invokes emotion

    IT was another market day in a rustic community at Wamba Local Government Area, Nasarawa State. Under the baking July sun, sellers and buyers from near and far scampered about. Sellers called out to prospective buyers with raised voices, trying hard to gain their attention. Buyers haggled the prices of goods with sellers, hoping to get a good deal.

    Amid much trading activities and tick crowd, one woman stood out with her wares. But hers was not the regular wares. It’s a unique one, consisting of worn out and torn clothes, empty bottles, nylon bags and more! What you may readily discard as trash were her priced ‘possession’. And an open shed in that market was her home.

    That was a typical scene four years ago when this reporter first met the woman, Esther Amonja Ayuba, who, holds dear to heart her most treasured possession, her daughter, Indian. And that was the life she had lived for years with her child (who was staying with her father) and had kept an eagle eye on her, “because I do not want her to stray beyond my reach”, the little girl had said.

    And so for years, their love story became a ‘wonder’ to some and a ‘secret inspiration’ to others. That love caught the spotlight when The Nation on Saturday published their story on August 22, 2009. It stole the hearts of many, impacted positively on her daughter’s education and bettered the girl’s life – a feat that affected her mental state but only for a while.

    Mama Indian then returned to the family’s house from the market that served as her home for years, insisting that she would stay there, as she put it, “to make sure Indian is not sent into marriage before her time”.

    Her statement came about because Indian had been away from home in school after her change of fortune. Esther, missing her daughter’s absence, kept going home to inquire about her whereabouts. Perhaps, in a bid to pacify her, she was told that the girl had been given out in marriage.

    However, when Indian returned from school, she went lto her mother at the market. The woman literally detained her, querying her why she allowed herself to be given out in marriage. And so she followed her daughter home, saying she would stay there.

    That was in 2010, a year after their story was first published. Evidently, her mental wellbeing seems to be connected to that of her child. And as such psychiatrists and psychologists noted that a quick medical treatment is necessary to restore her mentally. They were of the view that her case is not hopeless.

    However, many, who had followed the story then had thought that it was only a matter of time before she returned to the streets because, according to them, a myth holds that a mad person who has left home and lived in the market place is a somewhat hopeless case.

    Some others asked then: “What if the reverse was the case as that of Esther, what becomes of the person?” Psychiatrists had waved such thoughts away as “nonsensical”, saying “Esther’s case is not peculiar but needs urgent medical attention”.

    According to a Consultant Psychiatrist with the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja, Dr. Bola Ola, Esther is fortunate to have a child with such an enduring love, noting that although presumptuously moved by her child’s new found fortune, she had returned home, her mental state is still the same.

    He raised the fear that if a quick medical intervention was not done, her case might grow worse. Many observed that her daughter’s success story would not be complete without impacting on her health.

    “All that she needs is one experienced psychiatrist to examine her for at least a week: morning, afternoon, evening and night as the case may be,” it was said. Hence, Dr. Ola, an experienced and internationally-acclaimed psychiatrist, said he was willing to examine and diagnose her state so as to commence treatment – all for free. He advised that treating her at the community where she had probably been stigmatised would play a vital role in her recovery. If she eventually recovers, he said, it would go a long way to affect people’s negative perception of the illness.

    Dr. Ola said he would subsequently train a health worker in the local health centre on how to administer treatment.

    On that account, The Nation went in search of a health worker and found John Umar, who was at the time the Chief Nurse at the Primary Health Care Centre, Chessu. To show he was acquainted with Esther’s case, he said: “She is like a sister to me. We all know about her sickness and what your paper has done for her daughter. Both of them are inseparable: seeing Indian seems to make her happy. As far as I know, medically, her sickness was seasonal before it got out of control and has been like this for a very long time. In those days, you would find her sitting alone; and she used to pack her clothes in my premises. Unlike most sick people, she is not aggressive or troublesome; she is respectful.”

    And on the request of caring for Esther, he had said then: “I can help administer the drugs and monitor her if I am taught what to do and if the drugs are made available. And if I am not here, I will brief my colleague on it.”

    Umar has since left and Mrs Esther Usman Muzha, who worked with him for years before he left, has now taken over from him. On one of such reconciliation journeys to the place, this reporter met Mrs Muzha and raised the issue with her. “I am here because of Esther, Indian’s mother…” the reporter said.

    “I am aware of her case. I was rightly briefed by Mr. Umah and we have been waiting to receive the visitors and give our service, that is why we are here,” Mrs Muzha said.

    At that time, three years ago, when Dr. Ola had signified interest to observe and diagnose her case for possible treatment, what it would take to bring the psychiatrist to the place alone was to cost about N300,000. This includes the cost of transportation, accommodation, drugs, series of tests and sundry expenses.

    A clarion call was made concerning her case, yet nothing happened. The help of some people was sought, but they responded, thus: “There are a thousand and one Esthers scattered all over the place. Why concentrate on one person?”

    Such statements were condemned by some observers, naming it “insensibility”.

    “What about the government or corporate bodies or groups, clubs and so on, why don’t they take the case up as their CSR?” Many had asked.

    Three years after Mama Indian’s dramatic return to her family abode, her mental state has still not changed. It has become exactly as the doctor had predicted. Although the family has taken her to local homes where such ailments are treated, still no improvement has been recorded. And even though her family members often say ‘she is improving’, she now wanders between her home and the places known to only her. She sometimes goes far from home to the village of the late father of her child, Indian. At other times, she goes further away, only to return the day. That has been her routine.

    Meeting Mama Indian again brought tears to the eyes. On a self-imposed journey of reconciliation, the reporter was reminded that it is not yet Uhuru for the woman. What further increased the spark of compassion was the meeting of Mama Indian’s “lookalike”, as she is often called. Jumai, Mama Indian’s younger sister, who is happily married with kids, depicts how Esther would have looked like if she were not sick or has fully recovered. “Before her sickness, they say we resembled. People used to call us twins. They sometimes mistook me for her and her for me and we wore the same clothes. But she is my elder sister o. I know she will become well again. She sometimes comes to visit me in my place,” her younger sister said in Hausa.

    Her statement brought tears to the eyes of those listening, including the interpreter, who quickly gathered herself together winked his back for fear of being labelled a weakling.

    That coincidental meeting made this reporter more determined than ever to bring Mama Indian’s case to the public space again with hope that good-spirited individuals or organisations will look her way.

    And what better time to do so than now, the season and month of love. Beyond just telling her story, this reporter made up her mind to put her money where her mouth is, ever so determined to revive and spearhead the campaign of Mama Indian’s treatment and rehabilitation again. She is donating her February salary, hoping that perhaps someone who will have compassion and take up the challenge. Will it be you, she asks?