Stop press:  Okon launches COACOJ

Tatalo Alamu

Just as we are about to put this to bed, reports came of a new group calling itself Coalition Against Criminals Out Of Jail (COACOJ) with a person calling himself  Commandant Ayahtoni  Hiroshima, aka Cockroach, as convener and coordinator. Lo!! It was the crazy boy Okon.  Fielding questions from eager reporters in a language he called Maggot English, Okon launched into a tirade.

“Ma people, ma people, as dem corovirus of corruption and dem Covid-419 don infected dem Nigerian kontri, he be like if say dem kriminal outside jail come boku pass dem Kriminal inside, so make gobment release dem prisoner inside dem jail kiakia and put dem proper prisoner inside, oderwise katakata go burst for obodo”.