Tag: minister’s

  • Jonathan, Mark and their whiz kid Ministers

    Absence of governance in an election year is not unique to Nigeria. It is a feature of all participatory liberal democracies where elections are held periodically to determine the fate of political office holders, legitimise or delegitimize their authority. Our own Problem is that there has hardly been any form of governance since the coming of President Jonathan in 2011. This is largely due to Jonathan’s leadership style which can at best be described as ‘delegation by abdication’ which was not helped by the intra party feuds which threw his ruling PDP into disarray. This has led to a situation where when the president is not setting up committees to escape taking difficult decisions, he allows his ministers to operate without restraint.

    Thus we have a Ministry of Petroleum where an estimated 400,000 barrels of fuel are stolen daily in spite of amnesty programme and the empowerment of the leadership of the militant groups through multibillion dollar contracts and where unilateral action of its minister led to the nation’s loss of about N1.6 trillion. In the office of the Minister of Finance there has been evidence of gross abuse of government policy on import duty wavers. While the customs records for instance showed N1.4 trillion as the value of wavers granted over a period of three years the figure posted by the minister’s office was a paltry N171 billion. Similarly the minister of power insists power generation has improved despite the fact that we today generate 3,479.55MW after an injection of $8.26b. Four years on, the figure falls below the 4,747MW President Jonathan promised he would achieve by December 2011.

    And because ministers are on their own, it took the return of long queues of motorists searching for fuel to power their homes and run their cars for the minister of finance to remember her ministry needed to pay fuel importers some N260b  following the devaluation of naira. The minister of works who also operates on his own claims 25,000 kilometer of roads have been constructed in the last four years, a wild claim that prompted the  governor of Lagos to remind PDP that the distance between Nigeria and London is 5000 kilometres. It is for the same reason the president and his wife were embarrassed by ministry of Internal Affairs government that was unable to confirm whether indeed close to 300 girls were abducted from their dormitories by insurgents. Ten months on, they still don’t know where the girls are.

    Tragically the president instead of addressing the absence of governance, an issue raised even by the international community, he has often chosen to play on the intelligence of Nigerians by trying to equate the pursuit of his interest with the well being of Nigerians. Just some four weeks back, some elders statesmen and ethnic irredentist, behaving like Motor Park touts (apology to President Jonathan) at the behest of government facing a possible defeat at the poles threatened violence if the dates for the elections were not shifted forward. No sooner that was achieved than the president’s men erected new road blocks aimed at buying time for the president. Last week, precisely on the 16 February, the president, a master of political subterfuge, rushed the names of Patricia Akwashiki (Nasarawa), Nicholas Akise Ada (Benue), Augustine Okwudiri Akobundu, Fidelis Nwankwo (Ebonyi), Hauwa’u Lawan (Jigawa), Kenneth Kobani (Rivers) and Joel Danlami Ikenya (Taraba).and Musliu Obanikoro, a former junior minister in the ministry of defence.to the senate for confirmation as ministers.

    Suddenly a government that was not in a hurry to fill the then vacant defence  portfolio for several months  despite the raging Boko Haram insurgency war, a Jonathan government that failed to appoint a substantive minister for the all important ministry of education despite the crisis that kept universities and polytechnics closed for about a year while the supervising junior minister Nyeson Wike  spent his time  fighting the president was back in Port Harcourt, the Rivers state capital where he swore to ensure governor Rotimi Amaechi, the presidents political rival did not sleep with his two eyes closed, now wants the senate to confirm 8 ministers  when the life of this administration technically ends in two weeks time. Many are bound to agree that the whole exercise is driven by the desire to serve self rather than Nigerians.

    Obanikoro’s nomination  in fact tends to validate the thesis of critics who argue President Jonathan will hardly ‘invite anyone to come and chop’{ apology to late Sunday Afolabi, Obasanjo’s minister of internal affairs} if such a person will not enhance his hold on power. Obanikoro during his first tour of duty as a junior minister of defence served President Jonathan instead of serving Nigeria. He never for once visited the war ravaged north eastern Nigeria. He instead deployed all his talents towards the pacification of Yoruba land.  In Lagos state, Governor Fashola, a governor not known for frivolities publicly accused Musiliu Obanikoro of bringing soldiers to physically stop ongoing public housing projects.  In Ilaje ESE odo of Ondo state, he was similarly accused of bringing soldiers to intimidate his party’s opponents during a bi-election to fill a vacant house of assembly seat. His outing in Ekiti was no less scandalous. He was in the company of Jelli Adesiyan the police affairs minister, Iyiola Omisore, a controversial politician from Oshun, Ayo fayose, an impeached former governor who was then a PDP candidate and Andy Uba a self confessed election master rigger from Anambra {He had at the onset of the forth republic, kidnapped governor Ngige in a broad day light, locked him up like a common criminal, and demanded his resignation claiming it was he who rigged Ngide into office.}They jointly discussed how to rig the election before proceeding to arrest and detain leading opposition leaders on the eve of the election.

    He played a similar despicable role during the Oshun election. Puffing and huffing, he told Journalist during a press conference organized by PDP that he was in Oshogbo to reenact the Ekiti experiment. He is perhaps now desperately needed in government to complete his unfinished work of pacification of Yoruba land. He will now be in good company of pa Olanihun Ajayis, the Okunrounmus, Ayo Adebanjos, Olu Falaes and their newly crowned “Yoruba Leaders”, Ayo Fayose and Olusegun Mimiko who now say there is no alternative to a president Jonathan, who has nothing but contempt for the Yoruba on whose back he rode to power in 2011

    The response of the Senate which many Nigerians consider an extension of the executive and an ‘upper house of deals’ is no less scandalous. In spite of Obanikoro’s controversial past, a pending case against him the courts and two different petitions against his appointment, David Mark wanted him confirmed without questioning. But then what does one expects from a David Mark’s Senate whose members are said to be the highest paid in the world. In a nation where the minimum wage is N18,000 per month, our senators are said to earn about $2m compared to an annual senators pay of $174,000 in the US, $105,000 of Japan, $149,700 of Germany$74,000 of Kenya and $46,000 of Ghana. Although the senators have not been forthcoming on what they earn but the proposed budget for the next senate has finally settled that. It for instance makes provision for each senator to collect. N4, 052,800m for accommodation, N6, 079,200 for furniture, N8, 105,600 as car loan.etc. As The Nation Newspaper editorial put it last Sunday “In all, the 107 senators would get N433,649,600 for accommodation, N650,474,400 for furniture allowance and N867,299,200 as vehicle loans. It is annoying that the lawmakers’ proclivity for extravagance has continued unabated since the beginning of this dispensation”

    Sadly Nigerians derive little joy from their world most expensive senators who draw wardrobe allowance from tax payers sweat while police men buy their own uniforms. A senate that is truly serving Nigeria would have asked president Jonathan to reserve his newly discovered whiz kid ministers until after the election that comes up in about two weeks.

  • Lamorde: EFCC probing governors, ministers

    •Agency to confiscate Ibori’s assets in UK

    The Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde, said yesterday that the commission and the Metropolitan Police of London are probing governors, ministers and former heads of the civil service for corruption.

    The list also includes members of the National Assembly and ex-ministers

    He, however, said the agency was keeping the list under wraps until investigation was concluded.

    Lamorde said the EFCC would confiscate assets of ex-Governor James Ibori in the United Kingdom.

    He dismissed insinuations that the EFCC had abandoned  the trial of some  ex-governors like Saminu Turaki, Joshua Dariye, Jolly Nyame, Abubakar Audu and Governor Ayo Fayose.

    The EFCC boss said the commission recently declared ex-Governor Saminu Turaki wanted.

    Lamorde  made the disclosures in Abuja while hosting to confiscate Ibori’s assets in the UK after a  meeting with a team from the Metropolitan Police of London, led by Detective Chief Inspector  Jonathan Benton.

    He said: “In respect of some of the new cases we have embarked upon, we are investigation sitting governors, some ministers that are serving, also ministers that have left office, some former heads of the civil  service of the federation and members of the National Aassembly.

    “We will never mention names, since it’s a joint investigation that we are doing. And you know unlike what we do here where some of our people here want sensationalism, that’s is not the way it works with them. The  investigation has to be conducted properly first. It is when the matter is ready to go to court that publicity is  given to individual case.

    “For the time being, they are here. We  are reviewing those investigations and when we are ready to go to court, then names and these cases will be properly mentioned.”

    Although Lamorde said some of the cases might take time. He, however, said it was important for the public to know what EFCC had been doing.

    He added: “Another thing I also want to say is that some of these investigations will take a little bit of time. The Ibori case, the investigation lasted about six to seven years before he was again charged and arraigned in court.

    “So, we cannot be in a hurry, the most important thing is that people should know a lot is going on.

    “And any person either a man or woman occupying public office, who decides to put her hand or his hand in government coffers to steal, there is no hiding place, whether or not you take the money outside this country.

    “There are machinery in place to trace this money and also bring such individuals to justice, and we also want to thank Mr Benton and his team, for the assistance they have rendered to us as an organisation and to Nigeria as a country.

    “We believe the work they have done to assist what we are doing has helped tremendously in making us achieve a lot of results. It has also helped to discourage a lot of people from stealing money from Nigeria and taking it to the UK to either hide or invest, thinking that it will never be detected.

    “That has helped the development of Nigeria because the less money is taken out of the country, the more it is retained here for development. Not only that they have done the investigations and confiscated assets and properties,  the United Kingdom has always found a way of returning this assets to Nigerians. And I believe shortly we would have more assets that have been confiscated in the United Kingdom being returned to the country.”

    Lamorde said in a few months, assets of James Ibori in the UK would be confiscated.

    He added: “As you are all aware, we have had a very robust working relationship with the Metropolitan Police dating over 10 years now, and he has come with his team. The operational members of his team cannot appear with us in the press for obvious reasons, and we are here to review our activities over the years and the current activities we are working on.

    “We  have a lot of ongoing investigations that we have been doing together. We need to review those cases and how we move them forward.

    “You are also very much aware that the Metropolitan Police Proceeds of Corruption Unit is the unit that assisted us in the case of  ex-governors DSP Alamieyeseigha and Joshua Dariye in the past. And of course, the big one that everybody is aware of, James Ibori, who is currently serving jail term in the United Kingdom.

    “In a few months,  there is also going to be a confiscation proceedings in respect of the assets of James Ibori in the United Kingdom which of course we have been working assiduously to make sure it will be successful.”

    Asked what has become of some of the court cases against ex-governors and ongoing investigations of some Politically Exposed Persons, Lamorde said the EFCC was still pursuing them.

    He said in six months, some of the serving governors would  lose their immunity to enable them face prosecution.

    Said he: “As I said, these investigations are ongoing. You don’t arrest unless you have concluded the investigation and you are ready to go to court, or there is an evidence you want to get by effecting that arrest.

    “On the  issue of immunity, in less than six months from now, the immunity will be gone, and not only those that are in office, even those who have left office.”

  • Ministers to resign for governorship race

    In the next few weeks, many ministers are expected to resign from the Federal Executive Council (FEC) in order to run for the governorship elections in their states in 2015.

    While some of them have started to put structures on ground towards the elections, others are still undecided whether to go or keep their juicy portfolios in the cabinet.

    Among the names being thrown up for resignation are Labaran Maku to contest in Nasarawa State, Nyesom Wike for governorship position in Rivers State, Bala Mohammed to contest in Bauchi, Taminu Turaki for Kebbi State governorship race, while Samuel Ortom is expected to slug it out for the Benue State governorship slot.

    While Maku is not hiding his ambition as his campaign vehicles could be spotted in the Federal Capital Territory and Nasarawa State, Bala Mohammed, who was said to have earlier indicated interest to contest the Bauchi governorship race is now said to have lately shelved the idea.

    Among the ministers that had resigned their appointments this year for governorship ambitions include former Minister of  Niger Delta Affairs, Godsday Orubebe and former Police Affairs Minister, Caleb Olubolade, who lost the Ekiti PDP governorship primary to Ayo Fayose.

    The truth about all those interested in governorship race and other political ambitions in the present cabinet will come to surface in the next few days and weeks.

  • Senate confirms Chidoka, Suleiman as Ministers

    Senate confirms Chidoka, Suleiman as Ministers

    The Senate Wednesday approved the nomination of the Corps Marshal of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), Osita Chidoka and a University of Abuja don, Dr. Abubakar Olerenwaju Sulieman as ministers.

    Chidoka and Suleiman are expected to represent Anambra and Kwara States respectively, in the Federal Executive Council (FEC).

    Senate President David Mark, charged the two ministers to bring their youthful vim, vigour and new ideas to bear in the discharge of their assignments.

    Mark said: “I urge this two confirmed nominees, that as young men, they should bring new ideas on board. They should not go there and fall in line without performing.

    “We expect that they would perform because before us they have performed very well. So we hope that when they go there they would perform very well too.”

    The Senate endorsed the two ministerial nominees by President Goodluck Jonathan after drilling them with questions on their experiences and plans for their new assignments.

    Chidoka while responding to a question on what values he brought to the FRSC in the last seven years as Corps Marshal said he was able to expand and open the organization to the world in terms of personnel, infrastructure, training, facilities and operational vehicles.

    He said: “From 11,000 staff, 170 patrol cars, 17 ambulances and a budget of N6.5billion in 2007, today we have 800 patrol cars, 20,000 personnel, N30billion budget, and 375 V-Sat equipment connecting all the units of the FRSC across the country to the head quarters.”

    He said with automation of the operations of the agency, it now has the ability to know the number of deaths resulting from accidents in the country as well as the states with the highest road crashes and fatalities in the country.

    He noted that the FRSC is now a data and knowledge driven organization, a situation that has made some West African countries like Ghana and Sierra Leone to seek help from the organization to set up similar outfits.

    He said it took an average of eight weeks for communications to pass from unit commands and back when he took over in 2007 but that has now changed due to internet connections.

    Chidoka said: “We know today that Abuja, Kaduna, Zaria, Kano road is the worst road in Nigeria in terms of death.  Kaduna has about 500 deaths two times the national average. FCT has the highest number of crashes but not the same number of deaths like Kaduna.

    “The value we have brought to the FRSC is that it is a data driven organization. It is a knowledge driven organization. The FRSC of today is ISO9001 certified. The only law enforcement agency in Africa with ISO9001 certification and the fourth in the world.”

    On his thoughts on a National Carrier for the country, the FRSC boss, said the nation needs to open up her skies to draw more are passengers.

  • Photo: New ministers take oath

    Photo: New ministers take oath

  • New ministers and their portfolios

    New ministers and their portfolios

    The newly sworn in ministers and their portfolios are as follow

    •  Lawrencia Laraba Mallam -Minister of Environment
    •  Dr. Tamuno Danagogo -Minister of Sports
    • Hajia Asabe  Asmau Ahmed -Minister of State Agriculture
    • Senator  Musiliu Obanikoro – Minister of State Defence
    • Mohammed Wakil -Minister of State Power
    • Alhaji Abduljelili Adesiyan -Minister of Police Affairs
    • Ambassador Aminu Wali -Minister of Foreign Affairs
    • Mrs. Akon Eyakenyi -Minister of Land and Housing
    • Gen. Aliyu Gusau -Minister of Defence
    •  Boni Haruna -Minister of Youth Development
    • Dr. Khaliru Alhassan Minister of State Health
  • Breaking: Jonathan drops sports minister

    Breaking: Jonathan drops sports minister

    President Goodluck Jonathan has relieved  the Minister of Sports, Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi of his job.

    Dr. Tamuwo Danago was sworn in as the new Sports Minister  along with ten other new ministers on Wednesday by President Jonathan who gave no indication of Abdullahi’s fate.

    The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati later confirmed to reporters that Abdullahi has been dropped  from the cabinet.

    The former minister was not in the Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting on Wednesday.

    The ex-National Security Adviser, General Aliyu Mohammed Gusau (Zamfara State) is now the Minister of Defence while Senator Musiliu Obanikoro (Lagos) is  Minister of State for Defence.

    Ambassador Aminu Wali (Kano) is the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mohammed Wakil (Borno) is the Minister of State for Power and Abduljelili Oyewale Adesiyan (Osun)  Minister of Police Affairs.

    The new Minister of Land and Housing is Mrs. Akon Etim Eyakenyi (Akwa Ibom) and Laurencia Labaran Mallam (Kaduna) is the Minister of Environment.

    Asabe Asmau Ahmed (Niger) in the Minister of State for Agriculture, Boni Haruna (Adamawa), Minister of Youth Development and  Dr Khaliru Alhassan (Sokoto State) is the new Minister of State for Health.

    After swearing in the ministers before FEC meeting started, President Jonathan charged the new ministers to see the new appointments into public office as a public trust and truly serve the people.

    Stressing that the administration is emphasising on transformation, he urged the new ministers to ensure they listen to the people and address their concerns.

    He said: “At the end, if you cannot say that you have brought innovations to your ministry, then you have failed. If you are not able to detect errors in the ministry, then you have failed. It is your responsibility to make positive changes.”

    Urging them not to cause problems in their ministries, he hoped that they will bring additional values to their ministries.

    He maintained that all the ministers are eminently qualified to be Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

    Stating that more new ministers will be announced next week, Jonathan said that he will reserve his comments on the appointments till next week.

     

     

  • ‘How we duped people mimicking whitemen and impersonating ministers’

    ‘How we duped people mimicking whitemen and impersonating ministers’

    A five-man syndicate accused of defrauding innocent business men and women by speaking on the phone as white men or parading themselves as Minister of Petroleum, Commerce and Industry, among other portfolios, has been smashed by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Lagos State Police Command.

    Findings revealed that two members of the syndicate were arrested by SARS operatives, while the three others were still at large. The arrested suspects include Olumide Ayobami (40) and Tokunbo Martins (46). Ayobami, an indigene of Ogbomosho, Oyo State, claimed he was a generator repairer while Martins, a native of Abeokuta, Ogun State, said he was a security guard.

    The other members of the gang who were still at large were identified as Murphy, Ishau and Teddy Sunday.

    Martins said he was based in Dublin, Republic of Ireland, before he came down to Nigeria to get involved with the syndicate

    He said: “I stayed in Dublin for five years. I went there with my pregnant wife so that my daughter could be a citizen. We sought an asylum to stay five years. I had to rent somebody’s work permit and worked as a salesman.

    “Somebody stole something from the store where I worked and I caught him. When he was handed over to the police, I was also invited as a witness. As I was being interrogated, the police discovered that my identification number was fraudulent. I was then deported to Nigeria in 2011.

    “In Nigeria, I met Murphy at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA), Ikeja, and he initiated me into 419. I played the role of a protocol officer.

    “I am married with a child. I regret doing this kind job because I did not make any reasonable money out of it. The little I got could not solve any of my problems.

    “The biggest problem I have now is travelling back to Ireland where my wife and child are. When I finish with this case, I will travel back to Ireland to meet my family. My wife does not know that I am into fraud. I will lie to her that it was community meeting that held me back in Nigeria.”

    Admitting his involvement with the syndicate, the second suspect, Ayobami, said: “I am a fraudster but not an armed robber. Armed robbers use guns while we use the tongue. If our victim was a Briton, we would speak English to him with the exact accent of an Briton. We did not even use force in any form. Our victims came to us on their own because they were looking for treasure.”

    Explaining his venture into the practice, He said: “After two years of apprenticeship as a trader, I travelled to Egypt, from where I relocated to Moscow, Russia. In Russia, I worked in a restaurant as a bar man for three years. That was where I met many Nigerians and other African people and white men who were into fraud.

    “But in spite of my involvement with the fraud syndicate in Russia, I was not able to save a dime. We flirted with women and consumed alcohol like water. Unfortunately, I did not know when my visa expired. I tried to get an Euro visa but I could not afford the money.

    “One day, one of my colleagues had a problem with the police. When they came for him, they saw me and I was arrested. They discovered that my visa had expired and I was immediately deported to Nigeria.

    “On getting to Nigeria, I decided to go into internet fraud. I did that for some years but it did not yield anything meaningful. I decided to go local but that too did not yield much because most would-be victims had become wiser. It was difficult to get a victim until we met Yakubo Mumuni in Lagos. He was into money transfer business.

    “Before then, Mumuni had fallen into the hands of other fraudsters who had taken millions of naira from him. He was introduced to me on the phone by one Murphy who is still at large. Murphy told me that Mumuni had been handled by some other people but he wanted to hear a white man’s voice.

    “When I called Mumuni, he said he had $1.2 million he wanted to transfer to Nigeria. I asked him whether he had heard about the money laundering law in Nigeria and he said he did not know much about that and that all he needed was my help to transfer the money to Nigeria through the backdoor.

    I then asked him what he meant by backdoor. He told me that he did not want to make it formal.

    “I then gave him Martins’ contact and he paid Martins N2 million. He also paid Murphy the sum of N1.2 million. He was about to make the last payment of N1.5 million to Martins when we were caught by operatives of SARS.”

    Asked about his specific role in the syndicate, he said: “My role was to speak to a victim as if I was a white man. Murphy gave me the role because he found that I could speak perfectly like a white man.”

    Asked how much he had gained from working with the syndicate, Ayobami said: “We normally sent proposal in large quantity to different clients in the country. The only successful internet fraud I committed was the one from which I got $500.

    “On the local ‘419’, the only one that clicked was the one from which we got N100, 000, but I was given only N20, 000. It was Mumuni’s job that put us in the present trouble.”

    Ayobami described Murphy as the ‘group chairman’ and Teddy Sunday as “an office member who acted as an employee of the group. He also did office work and dealt with victims’ files. Martins acted as an embassy or protocol officer.”

    Ayobami described Murphy as the ‘group chairman’ and Teddy Sunday as “an office member who acted as an employee of the group. He also did office work and dealt with victims’ files. Martins acted as an embassy or protocol officer.”

     

  • 2015: Ambitious ministers to quit

    Ministers nursing governorship and senatorial ambition may quit the cabinet at the end of this quarter, it was learnt yesterday.

    A Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) source said that the ministers, special advisers and senior special assistants are likely to leave the Federal Executive Council (FEC) to pursue their aspirations.

    Among the ministers eyeing governorship seats are the Ministers of Niger Delta Affairs, Elder Godsday Orubebe, Navy Capt. Caleb Olubolade (Police Affairs) and Minister of State for Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike.

    The source said, although the idea of dropping the ministers is not from President Goodluck Jonathan, he may consider the suggestion because the national leadership of the PDP has been inundated with complaints by the troubled state chapters about the partisan activities of the ministers in their states.

    Jonathan is believed to be interested in a second term and, according to the source, the ministers may quit to pursue their ambition as soon as the President unfolds his second term agenda.

    A sources said: “There are complaints in the party (PDP) that ministers and special advisers who have ambition to contest for the governorship and senate are using their positions to maximum advantage. Party chieftains who have the same ambition are mounting pressures on the party leadership to urge the President to drop them so that there can be a level playing field.

    “In fact, it extends to the likely ministerial nominees from the states. I think the thinking also is that those who have political ambition in 2015 should not be appointed as ministers to fill the vacancies in the Federal Executive Council. It is believed that politics will start next year and the President needs ministers in critical ministries who will not be distracted by politics”.

    Another source said that the President may consider more professionals for ministerial positions, although they may be nominated by party big wigs. He said: “Many politicians are scheming to become ministers in this last lap. But many factors are being considered. The President still needs competent professionals to assist him in achieving results in some critical sectors. These professionals may be preferred over and above politicians whose attention may be distracted by politics as from next year”.

     

  • Wetin ministers dey do sef?

    Last week we had said that 39 and not nine ministers should have been fired by President Goodluck Jonathan. I had held that barely half a dozen so-called ministers know why they sat on their exalted seats while picking at random, both the sacked and retained public officials for a quick performance review in the last two years. Many readers reacted insisting that my list was not comprehensive enough while pointing out some woeful non-performers I seemingly spared.

    Diezani Alison-Madueke , minister of Petroleum and Natural Resources seems the most detested and disagreeable to readers. How could you have missed her out, many queried? I quite agree with them that she has been the least stellar and disappointing of all the Jonathan’s men. Ironically, she holds the most important job in the land after the president of course. Her failure is an entire story that would probably require a serial when the time ripens but suffice to say that surprisingly, she brought nothing to her office for one who had played in the oil sector most of her life.

    She simply picked up the decadent template that had been operational in that office for about five decades and even debased it further. In other words, she just collects rent and fritters it with such frenzy. She has not brought a penny value to the industry that is supposed to drive Nigeria’s growth and development. If she is sacked today, she would have been remarkable for three things, a flurry of corruption allegations trailing her tenure like flies; the multi-trillion naira subsidy scandal that passed under her nose yet she feigned ignorance; and third, we will all remember the PIB (whatever that is) and how she has wasted our time singing PIB, PIB, PIB! May be we would have been better off with a beautiful parrot as oil minister. We just teach the bird to sing PIB and it would probably make a better job of it.

    She promised to build what she calls the Greenfield refineries after the January 2012 fuel subsidy protests but everything promised in the wake of that upheaval has turned out to be lies. She insists that refineries and petrochemical complexes cannot be developed unless the so-called subsidies are removed but even countries like South Africa that has no crude deposit have numerous large and viable refining complexes functioning. The same international oil companies that would not develop or add value to our crude oil are developing and running huge modern refining and petrochemical complexes in Asia, Europe and America. Mrs. Alison-Madueke has turned out the worst in the long list of incapacious and visionless oil ministers. What a crying pity.

    Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, minister for Finance and the Co-ordinating Minister of the Economy (CME), also came up for mentioning as among the failed ones requiring to be expended. Yes the CME has not been able to pull her weight considering the enormous powers conferred on her. Life has turned out worse for the average Nigerian regardless of the meaningless positive ratings from abroad. The budget, her primary task and a key driver of the economy has remained mired at all its crucial stages of preparation, appropriation and implementation. It has become certain that Mrs Okonji-Iweala does not have the grit and aplomb to pull this economy from the brinks.

    Other ministers that drew an especial ire of the readers are agriculture minister, Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina and Olusegun Aganga of the ministry of Trade and Investment. These two are said to be adept at playing to the gallery and making so much sound and fury with little significance. Someone pointed out that Aganga has sign over a dozen phoney MoUs with so much fanfare with hardly any progressing further from the signing ceremony. One such example is the $2.55 billion biofuels project which MoU was signed by Aganga late 2011. The pilot project ought to have been completed December last year. We are not aware of any such ‘giant’ project anywhere; there are several other examples.

    When Aganga is not signing phantom MoUs, he is regaling us with some chimerical huge Foreign Direct Investments (FDIs) flowing into Nigeria like Ogunpa river flood. But many Nigerians can only watch in bemusement as the little, little Western Union change from their long-suffering ‘exiles’ abroad is being co-opted into Aganga’s pool of achievements in office. But we know better to understand that when government claims Nigeria’s FDI inflow is the largest in Africa, its all lies and deceit.

    Dr. Adesina on the other hand was early this year, embroiled in the Nigerian wonder of delivering 10 million GSM telephones to rural farmers as if phones were major implements for farming. He has become clever at telling us how much we spend annually to import rice, palm oil, wheat, fish, vegetable oil and other items we can easily produce but he has not been able to devise a means to transform our agriculture.

    Rice farming presents the greatest opportunity were the minister serious and capable. Nigeria is perhaps the second largest importer of rice globally, giving away over $1 billion annually. But there are key stakeholders in rice production in Nigeria and there is a Rice Fund which has become a sink hole of corruption. The minister has not driven local rice production beyond the level he met it two years ago and the huge fund is still sunk somewhere used more as slush fund than for local rice development.

    These are the visible ministers, most others are so docile and inactive we do not eve know them two years on and that is so very convenient for them to live in obscurity, to hide in the shadows while enjoying the perks of office and giving nothing back. Wetin ministers dey do sef? Ministers such as Abba Moro, (Internal Affairs), Sarah Ochekpe, (Water Resources), Tanimu Turaki (Special Duties), Chukwuemeka Wogu (Labour and productivity), among others. What really do they do? By the way, do we really need ministers?

    FEED BACK: Re: 9 ministers sacked, should have been 39

    Brilliant piece, however Jonathan should axe himself too in addition to the 39 ministers suggested. He is just too clueless and wasteful. Motunrayo, Ibadan, 08067564858

    I have just finished reading your piece… you miss the point on the Agric. Minister. If you ask a peasant farmer in northern Nigeria, he is like a god to him thank you. From Abdullahi Mohammed, 08095592257

    Steve you wrote well but did not say anything about the girl with the protruding beautiful eyes who frittered away 2 billion bucks on private jets. Isn’t it incredible that while others are being booted out, she is loved and left alone? 07025885993

    Thanks Steve for that clinical assessment of GEJ’s ministers but don’t you think that the failure of about 39 students in a class of about 43 is a failure of the teacher himself? Now can you point to a singular achievement of the emperor himself? From F.T. odugbemi, State of Osun, 08033565813

    Steve that was mean but if truth must be told, GEJ and his cabinet leaves a sour taste in the mouth. Thanks for that stringent x-ray of executive inertia. 08037910012

    Steve I have criticized your articles in the past but concerning the sacked ministers, I score you a hundred and one per cent. Well done. 07058534745