Category: Niyi Osundare

  • RANDOM BLUES

    (And this for New Orleans)

    To fancy New Orleans

    Without its jazz

    Say, to fancy Nawlins

    Without its jazz

    Is like dreaming Las Vegas

    Without its razzmatazz

     

    How would the Crescent City be

    Without its Red Beans ‘N Rice

    Asking, how would the Crescent City be

    Without its Red Beans ‘N Rice?

    Soak me up in Cajun flavour

    I love my praline, no matter the price

     

    Went down to Treme

    To greet Tyrone

    Say, went down to Treme

    To greet Tyrone

    He may also know

    Where to grab a loan

     

    Come Mardi Gras

    And I burst into a gorgeous costume

    Yes, come Mardi Gras

    And I burst into a gorgeous costume

    Oh the magic of swaying masks and drums

    And friendly winds, and heavenly perfume

     

    Bourbon Street bubbles

    With its Saints ‘n Sinners

    Oh, how Bourbon Street bubbles

    With its Saints and Sinners

    The road rocks in style

    With the dalliance of diverse diners

  • SNAPSONG

    (Questions 2)

    Do you know what it means

    To be and not to be

    To dwell the liquid shadows

    Of a dark, unreachable dream

     

    Do you know what it means

    To sow and not to reap

    To run and never to rest

    To sleep and not to sleep

     

    Do you know how it feels

    To be used, ab-used

    Then tossed aside

    Like an old, repugnant rag

     

    Do you know what it means

    To live beyond your clothes

    Your wardrobe a pageant of threads

    Long estranged from their jaded loom

     

    Do you know how it feels

    To watch while others eat

    And sway to the hoggish blast

    Of their vain, oblivious belches

     

    Just how does it feel

    To be a towncrier in a land without ears

    How can you hawk your rainbow

    In a town of absent eyes?

  • SNAPSONG

    (Questions  1)

    Do you know what it means

    To wake up on the empty

    Side of the bed, your stomach

    A jungle of howling wolves

     

    Do you know what it means

    When two coins never jingle

    In your pocket, and in-laws’ jibes

    Dig you deeper in a shameful grave

     

    Do you know what it means

    To have no roof above your head

    Condemned to pound the pavement

    Of cruel, demanding streets

     

    Do you know what it means

    To exist but not to live

    To smile without your lips

    To walk on borrowed legs

     

    Do you know how it feels

    To be forever trapped in the prison

    Of your skin, done to dust

    By the privileged, dissecting gaze

     

    Have you ever felt

    Like getting the ground

    To simply open its mouth

    And swallow your luckless body?

  • LET PEACE BREAK OUT+

    (for Armistice Day, November 11)

    Let Peace break out

    Like a fresh, irrepressible/unvarnished song

     

    Above crimson thunders

    Beyond the cancerous clatter of armoured cravings

     

    Let Peace break out

    So the rainbow may reclaim its sky

     

    So the earthworm can lay silver tracks

    Across the path of dawn

     

    Let Peace break out

    So missing lips can find their kiss

     

    So the dove can hear

    And tell the hawk

     

    • • •

    The bully’s bullet

    The sniper’s snout

     

    Strafing squadrons

    Gunboats on bloody waters

     

    Frittered hopes

    Throttled laughters

     

    Orphaned noons

    Widowed sunsets

     

    Is it for these

    The olive forsook its branch?

     

    • • •

    Let flowers spring from the gun’s ferocious mouth

    Let Reason rise now and take control.

     

    +November 11, 1918, at 11 am (“eleventh hour of the eleventh”), which marked the formal end of the First World War.

  • MEA CULPA

    This Sunday

    Will miss my face at the Eucharist Feast

     

    For my sins are many:

    On Monday

    I shook hands with a Jew

     

    On Tuesday

    I flew in a plane captained by a gay pilot

     

    On Wednesday

    I traded greetings with my pagan neighbour

     

    On Thursday

    I sat next to a Communist on the morning train

     

    On Friday

    The word “Liberal” stumbled out of my sinful mouth

     

    On Saturday

    I hugged a Negro

     

    My sins are many

    My transgressions beyond forgiveness.

     

    RIDDLE

    Black is black

    White is white

     

    But Wisdom lives somewhere

    In the Colour-Between

  • SNAPSONG 50

    You took away our dog

    And left us the leash

    This rope and leather

    Can neither bite nor bark

     

    You stoleour thunder

    And handed usyoursigh

    The god which roars in your sky

    Is tenant of a distant temple

     

    The stone you proffer

    For the diamond of our dreams

    Is made of dust and soapysand

    Time will unravel the treachery of your trade

     

    We sent you an earthworm

    Of the free and friendly breed

    You returned our favour

    With a sad and seething viper

     

    Your own kind of exchange

    Is another name forrobbery

    Take back your night

    That we may get back our sun

     

    You took away our dog

    And left us the leash

    A long, abraded rope

    With a sad story at its empty end

     

  • SNAPSONGS 49

    Don’t let the day

    Slip out of your hands

    Like some eel

    In an ill-remembered ocean

     

    Migrant waters wash their feet

    In the scaly generosity

    Of sneaky moments

    Several shoals from the school of sharks

     

    The hour sneezes

    And the minutes embrace the cold

    The dial carries an unpunctual plague

    At its reluctant tip

     

    The clock knows not what to do

    With its figured face

    A millennial stupor lies in wait

    For the cycle of ticking moments

     

    Defying all tense,

    Untouched by every aspect,

    The mountain endures the fever,

    Head cradled in timeless mists

     

    Do not allow the day

    To slip out of your hands

    Grab a moment:

    Stretch it into a million miles

     

     

    DIALOGUE WITH THE SUN

     

    I met the Sun

    On its way home one afternoon

    Its speed steady, its aspect unfazed

     

    “Why hurry so”, I asked

    “I’ve just spread out my clothes to dry,

    And my Palmist needs your light

    To find the fortune in my hand”

     

    The old Skyfarer smiled and shook its head

    As it glided slowly on its westward journey.

  • Modaru Madrigal 3

    We have been big for far too long

    Time to be small and mad and mean

    The world found us way up the sky

    We long for a place in a heartless hole

    A heart too big

    Becomes a fatal problem

    A handshake too eager

    Will sprain the elbow

     

    We baked our bread

    In our home-made oven

    With our own sweet wheat

        And our generous sweat

     

    Now besieged by a horde of spongers

    From hungry regions and wretched realms

    With long, long knives and devilish forks

    Our bread in peril, our fate at stake

     

    Yes, this bread we hoard

    Its wheat was grown by slaves

    The fortune we so loudly extol

    Was extorted from weaker regions

     

    But that is a tale for the doting pastor

    And those bleeding hearts

    Called the Conscience Gang

    The era of Kindness has come and gone.

  • RANDOM BLUES

    Don’t push my day

    Into your no-sound zone

    Say, don’t push my day

    Into your no-sound zone

    My voice seeks a faster flight

    Than the buzz of your twilight drone

     

    Make some noise

    Let’s have a good time

    Say, make some noise

    Let’s have a good time

    Unleash the thunder in your clapping hands

    A joyful day is still at its prime

     

    Kick the can down the road

    Let it flaunt its metallic tune

    Yes, kick the can down the road

    Let it flaunt its metallic tune

    We swing our arms in a careless wind

    Like the corn’s happy leaves in June

     

    I hear thunder’s voice

    From the fearless sky

    Oh, hear thunder’s voice

    From a fearless sky

    Rumbling, tumbling in fiery fury

    Beyond the reach of the roving eye

     

    Then, pay noble silence its quiet due

    Grant the ears a temporary rest

    Say, pay noble silence its quiet due

    Grant the ears a temporary rest

    Sounds so loud that they tear the drum

    May put the nerves to their toughest test

  • SNAPSONG

    (Once again, the Senate King)

     

    He locked up our Senate House

    And threw the key in the ocean

    A seething silence unsettles the land

    The nation is hostage to his foul design

     

    Power predator with claws awash

    In the nation’s blood

    He tricked his way to the crown

    Which now roasts his greedy head

     

    In rabid lust for the Presidential trophy

    He hops from party to party

    Trampling all that is true and just and clean

    Blame it all on his crooked pedigree

     

    Alas, such high crown

    On the head of a tragic clown

    Possessing more powerlust than noble prowess

    Big eyes but little vision

     

    Behold how he runs across the land

    From one erstwhile ruler to yet another

    A vain, vaporous upstart

    In dire need of moribund endorsement

     

    A legacy of plundered banks

    And beggared fortunes

    And that bloody heist in Kogiland

    With his fingerprint on every gun