Category: Niyi Osundare

  • WE SHALL DANCE TONIGHT (Moondance Supreme)

    We shall dance tonight

    When the mid-term moon covets our shadows

    And our parallel lines

    Meet in wondrous places

     

    We shall dance tonight

    When the stars wink like polka dots

    On the garment of a sky

    So far from its seamless wardrobe

     

    We shall dance tonight

    When night birds spring into song

    Behind the walls and houses

    Wear their eaves like fervent ears

     

    We shall dance tonight

    When the universe throbs

    With our memory’s membrane

    And little notes cling to the feather of the wind

     

    Nimble feet, supple shoulders

    Joyous hips so literate

    In the rhythm of the roar

    Tangled tales, oblivious sighs

     

    We shall dance tonight

    When the sky spreads out

    Like a tempting mat before

    Dawn’s wet warrant unsettles the grass

  • SNAPSONG

    Wonderland, Wonderland

    Akeem Akewi, are you listening?

    A hundred million naira vanished from government                              coffers

    They say a snake swallowed it as its evening meal

     

    Aramonda, a o ri ri*

    The Governor wailed, his hands in the air

    “My Security Vote was stolen

    By bandits with unknown design”

     

    The Senator, Eminently Distinguished,

    And Rightly Honorable,

    Lost his Constituency Allowance

    Between Abuja and his penury-ravished

    constituency

     

    The Senate King, his crown askew,

    Sent the hallowed House on compulsory holiday

    He locked up the country’s Red Chamber

    And threw the key into his ocean of infamy

     

    In this land of miracles

    Our cars are fueled by gallons of prayers

    Our Pastor’s car once drove a hundred miles

    On an empty but faith-ful tank

     

    The moon dropped from the sky

    Sauntered silently through

    The broken stares of the stars

    While the sky moaned like a stricken owl

     

    *Wonder, the type never seen before

  • SNAPSONG

    (Modaru Madrigal 2)

    Midas touch on grave reverse:

    Whatever he touches turns into toxic dust

    Hurricane with an evil eye

    He swings round the globe like a wrecking ball

     

    Where once Peace prevailed

    He opted for war

    In place of Light

    He fomented the densest Darkness

     

    Contemptuous of Honour

    Indifferent to Shame

    Dignity knows not his home address

    And Grace never seeks his foul alliance

     

    Cruelty trumps Compassion:

    Yank wailing mothers from their suckling babies

    Put medical care beyond the helplessly sick

    Provoke the land to a Battle between the Tribes

     

    Some call him Mobmaster

    With a cold corrosive heart

    Some swear he is a plague

    A boastful sore, a pestilential scourge

     

    But his cheering Tribe

    Shout his praise, their rampaging Warrior

    “Utterly foul, we know he is,

    But a faithful executor of our Party program”

  • SNAPSONG:(Modaru Madrigal 1)

     

    If you make a hyena your king

    You must get ready

    For your inevitable place

    On the royal menu

     

    Those who sowed the wind

    In the ballot box

    Must not complain about

    The whirlwind of the aftermath

     

    A heedless hyena

    Howls in the sunset jungle

    Foaming at both ends of the mouth

    Beyond control, triumphantly wild

     

    He tells white lies in the morning

    He tells black lies at noon

    He tells colourless lies in the evening

    The world turns crimson from his toxic tongue

     

    He tells stronger lies

    To redeem his weaker ones

    His profoundest thoughts

    Put logic in dire distress

     

    Hitler’s proud heir

    Bokassa’s beloved descendant

    This uncanny throwback

    To eras best forgotten

  • ARETHA

    (This short note to the Queen of Soul)

    Her Voice was her refuge

    Her unfailing thunder

    In a world suborned by silence

     

    There was melody

    In that Voice

    And memory in its method

     

    Tinged, so indelibly, with pain and promise,

    That Voice taught a reluctant world

    The true spelling of

     

    R-E-S-P-E-C-T

     

    And the delicate sweetness

    Which sometimes springs

    From the abyss of adversity

     

    But now, alas,

    The Songbird is gone

    Long live the songs

     

    Yeah, Sista,

    Tell Paul* Ol’ Man River is still rollin’ along

    Tell Otis** We [still] got dreams to remember

     

    (Pause)

     

    Yeah…..

     

    * Paul Robeson: legendary African American lawyer, star athlete, actor, singer, and civil rights activist. Ol’ Man River is one of his most remembered songs.

    ** Otis Redding: African American singer with a magnificently melodious voice; often called The King of Soul.

  • SNAPSONG

    To whom do we owe

    The darkness that rules our lives

    Which rulers made sure that NEPA*

    Never got a cure as the nation’s Leper

     

    To whom do we owe

    The drought which rewards our thirst

    Just whose evil genius is behind

    The menace of our ever-dry taps

     

    To whom do we owe

    The ceaseless carnage on our highways

    Whose greed lurks behind the death-traps

    That they call our roads

     

    Whose National Planning policy

    Has entrenched Ignorance in our schools

    Who feeds the children with dollops of deceit

    The Nation with a cache of seedless pods

     

    Who turned our hospitals into horse-spittles

    Our sacred hopes into blatant hoaxes

    Who turned our haven of angels

    Into a den of seething scorpions

     

    Whose perfidy corrupted our laughters

    Into hyena guffaws

    Whose ear is for ever bitter

    From the honey of our sacred songs

     

    National Electric Power Authority, the former (ceaselessly pun-able) name for the corporation in charge of Nigeria’s power generation and supply.

  • SNAPSONG: (Our Dirty Notes)

    Here is the raging question in Hell:

    Tell me, which is dirtier

    The Nigerian nation or its currency

    When last did they have a decent wash?

     

    The 1,000 bill reeks

    Like a government mortuary

    Its 500 brother stinks

    Like a rotten egg

     

    The 100 piece lies limp

    Like a blighted leaf

    Impotent against the inflationary wind

    One-year old, with a centenarian’s wrinkles

     

    The 20-naira note is crumpled

    Like the peanut seller’s paper

    Tortured, tattered, insufferably afflicted

    Hapless, care-forsaken like its Half-Brother 10

     

    Our nation’s bills are

    A coven of swarming germs

    Behold therein the Conqueror called Cholera

    Divinity of Diarrhea, the Triumph of Typhoid

     

    They find sundry homes in sundry places:

    The Kleptocrat’s septic tank,

    The ample-cupped bra, the furtive crotch

    The diplomatic caves of Ghana-Must-Go*

     

    • A large, satanically tough bag used for transporting heavy raw cash, quite often for illicit purposes.

     

  • SNAPSONG: Delinquent Defectors (Part 2)

    Here, once again,

    Our Prostitutes in Power (PIP)

     

    This, once again,

    Is their season of migration

    Corpulent Birds of Prey who bury the people’s fate

    In the pit of their putrid stomachs

     

    Umbrella in the morning

    Broom at noon

    Hammer and Sickle at night

    All these and more the following day

     

    Strangers to Honour

    Perverters of Principle

    Venal vagabonds who dangle sacred Loyalty

        Before the highest or lowest bidder

     

    Their mouths are graveyards

    For assassinated Truth;

    Their dreams nightmares

    For a mad, misbegotten country

     

    Caucuses at night

    Caucurses during the day:

    Nigeria’s Prefects of Perfidy

    Are leagued against our commonweal

     

    Our Very Right Honourables are back again,

    Shameless dogs to their wormy vomit

    Rigging, rampaging, and romping all the way

    While the people watch in damnable silence

  • SNAPSONG

    Delinquent Defectors  (Part 1)

    Here, once again,

    Our Prostitutes in Power (PIP)

    The shameless dogs have scuttled

    Back to their vomit

    Our Very Right Honorables are back

    In the folds of those they once betrayed

     

    Just last season

    They broke bond and boundary

    Swore new oaths, pledged their fickle faiths

    Before a new Headman and his new cohorts

     

    Intoxicated by new schemings

    Fired up by insatiable appetites:

    The nation, to them, was a fallen elephant

    And they came with an arsenal of knives

     

    At the head of this pack was a ruthless rogue

    Who once stole the Senate crown in the dead of night

    He found useful Vice in a serial Second Fiddler –

    The Prince and his Puppet, both perpetually perverse

     

    But the union went sour, the scheme awry

    Their share of the flesh disappointed their knives

    They fumed, they fretted; then, their tails between their legs,

    They scuttled back to their erstwhile cohorts

     

    Mindless, rapacious, incurably self-absorbed:

    Unfortunate the land ruled by this band of rogues

    But unhappier the people so silently

    Sentenced to crumbs at their degenerate tables

  • SNAPSONG 39

    The year’s first rain is falling

    The pawpaw tree behind my house

    Is wet with joy. Its trumpet leaves

    Are rocking to the whisper of the wind

     

    A thousand poring fingers

    On my fragile roof

    Liquid invaders on the prowl

    Through the most invisible leaks

     

    The sturdiest walls are scared

    The windows are squinting their eyes

    The doors stand surprised

    At the fury of ravaging water

     

    There is a flood down the valley

    Where famished flowers endure a watery

    Excess. A cow tumbles into the fray

    Far, too far from the herdsman’s command

     

    The sun, way up behind the clouds,

    Is smiling like an old, retiring sage

    Who will be summoned back to full duty tomorrow

    When these showers have ended their brief campaign?

     

    Fall down, fall free

    Oh long-expected rain

    Kicking tubers in earth’s capacious belly

    Omo bokua-bokua ni’ha agbado*

     

    *Big, big ears in the cradle of the cornstalk