Category: Niyi Osundare

  • SNAPSONG 38

    In the riddle called Life
    What is left unsaid is often
    Louder than what is said
    The sky is nothing if not an open secret

    Which God
    Is the target of your prayers
    Is he one with a year-long beard
    Or clean-shaven like a millennial monk?

    Which side of the sky
    Do you face when you pray
    Can you see it through your window
    Or do you have a compass in your sacred purse?

    What time of day
    Is God in his favourite mood:
    When the dew lays divine on the grass
    Or the flower bows in prayer to the homing sun?

    Sabuke says his God is White
    Jelila says her own is Black
    When shall we turn our eyes
    To the God of the Middle Ground?

    They say theirs is
    No God of Little Things
    They lie BIG, they steal BIG
    They erect massive altars in Mammon’s Temple

  • SNAPSONG 37

    Humanity has not changed much

    Since the Dinosaur’s era

    The leopard may live a thousand years

    But his spots never vary with passing seasons

     

    Of all mercenaries I have ever met

    He is, no doubt, the most uncouth

    His conscience is for ever on sale

    To the highest or lowest bidder

     

    When he talks

    His tongue quarrels with his teeth

    His mere silence provokes

    Thunder to a most intemperate retort

     

    The elephant of his greed

    Has uprooted our sacred tree

    His pestilential fart

    Invades the village nose

     

    Between the well clothed beast

    And the bare-bottomed baboon

    The town is still wondering

    Whose head is fitter for the crown

     

    Human civilization

    Is a fragile thing

    The demon in Democracy

    Is just a fickle gunshot away

     

  • RANDOM BLUES

    Raindrops on banana leaves

    The skies are weeping tonight

    Say, raindrops on banana leaves

    The skies are weeping tonight

    Thunder’s laughter unwinds the sky

    Our sleep will come, smooth and tight

     

    Don’t let shifting winds

    Dump you in the valley

    Say, don’t let shifting winds

    Forget you in the valley

    Let towering mountains

    Rouse the ferns to a waving rally

     

    Rock with the river

    And dance with the wind

    Yes, rock with the river

    And dance with the wind

    Leave songprints in the falling rain

    Probe the leaves for tunes that bind

     

    Let the mouth befriend the ear

    Slay that silence in the dreary void

    Say, let the mouth befriend the ear

    Slay that silence in the dreary void

    The season’s drum compels regard

    Heed its summons with nary fear

     

    Rain raindrops on banana leaves

    A sweet wet wonder enthralls the world

    Say, rain, raindrops on banana leaves

    A sweet wet wonder enthralls the world

    From the shy green clump behind my house

    To the liquid whisper of the lowering eaves

     

  • SNAPSONG 36

    Between the truthful lie

    And the lieful truth

    There is a forest of factual fancies

    Things are never what they seem

     

    There is so much smoke here

    There must be fire somewhere

    The shadow is hardly too far

    From the vicinity of its substance

     

    The stories they tell

    Are unworthy of belief

    When a politician throws open his mouth

    Watch out for a flood of masticated truths

     

    The harder we work

    The poorer we are made to be

    The labourer roasts in the midday sun

    The manager swings in a shaded hammock

     

    Homeless in Babylon

    The sky is the only roof above our heads

    The Vagrancy Law was rolled into being

    To sweep us into the garbage bin

     

    Between street and prison

    A perilously short distance

    The new plantation in the Land of the Free

    Is decorated with razor fence and armoured guards

  • PRAYER MADE OF GRASS 35

    (A little Song from the Book of Sighs)

    I didn’t find you at home

    So I left my greeting on your door

    Turn the knob with ginger care

     

    I have never heard your song

    But I sleep all night

    With your voice in my ear

     

    I have never seen your face

    But I am forever drawn

    By the magnet of your gaze

     

    I am no witness to your dreams

    But I am kindred snooper to the sigh

    Which pillows your nightly slumber

     

    The farther I have been

    The louder the music of your heart. Swallow me now

    That I may dwell the softness of your Song

     

    I have left you a prayer

    Made of grass; wine brewed

    From the rarest dew.

     

    Riddle

    I fly without wings

    I walk the earth without legs

    I bleed when hurt

    I laugh like a waterfall

    I am the shortest distance between two sighs

     

    Tell me who I am

  • RANDOM BLUES 519 (In Gun We Trust)

    RANDOM BLUES 519 (In Gun We Trust)

    In this Land of the Brave

    The god of the gun is on rampage again

    Say, in the Land of the Brave

    The god of the gun in on rampage again

    A brainless rifle mows down a score souls

    We’re thrown into panic, the customary pain

     

    Columbine, Sandy Hook, Las Vegas

    Corpses, more corpses, in all a rowdy row

    Say, Columbine, Sandy Hook, Las Vegas

    Corpses, corpses, and all the rowdy row

    In these morbid orgies and their rivers of blood

    Death marches on, with Madness in tow

     

    In this strange jungle of shoot-and-go

    The NRA* dons the scariest stripe

    Yes, this strange jungle of shoot-and-go

    The NRA dons the scariest stripe

    It fuels the madness and bribes the base

    And buys support from the Capitol Tribe

     

     

    Blood all over in an innocent classroom

    Blood on the field among the concert crowd

    Agbaga, bold all over in an innocent classroom

    Blood on the field among the concert crowd

    The Riflemen saw the work of their fiery charge

    Oh how so elated, how compellingly proud!

     

     

    “Thoughts an’ prayers”, “Thoughts ‘n prayers”

    Crocodile tears enough to float a ship to hell

    Hun, “Thoughts ‘n prayers”, “Thoughts ‘n prayers”

    Crocodile tears enough to float a ship to hell

    A vain, inglorious Emperor, a fawning ruling clique

    But the children are out, hitting, about to yell

     

    National Rifle Association, custodian and champion of America’s gun culture

  • SNAPSONGS 23

    Having been sane for one magic moon

    Who says we are not entitled

    To a season of madness?

    Ask the jinx in our furious frenzy

     

     

    We are all devotees of that Egyptian goddess*

    Who moulded Truth from its myriad fragments

    Variegated verity confounds the mind

    The Temple of Falsehood reverts to basic dust

     

     

    Truth falls from the sky

    And bounces off the earth like a seasoned gymnast

    Falsehood lands with a thud

    And scatters into implacable pieces

     

     

    I wonder through rainbow-windowed churches

    And mosques with golden domes

    I long for what is right

    But my search ends in an empty chase

     

     

    Let the collar choke the Pastor

    Who swallows the laity’s tithes

    And builds castles of fraud

    With the bones of fickle faithfuls

     

     

    Let the turban twist the neck

    Of that mimic Mullah

    Whose sermons redden the streets

    With fear and deadly orgies

     

    • Reference to the Egyptian myth of Osiris
  • SNAPSONGS 22

    Some think

    They are too young to live

    Others think

    They are too old to die

     

     

    Life’s riddle is a rolling stone

    Which gathers all the moss

    Today’s magic answers

    May twine into tomorrow’s confounding puzzles

     

     

    The Universe is a drum

    Beat it with a tender stick

    When you walk the road to the Future

    Don’t wear a shoe of thorns

     

     

    The cloud plays around the face of the sky

    Some think it is an idle bubble

    When they go on their journey of unknowing

    A busy rain will drench their homeward route

     

     

    When singing Life’s song

    Do not open your mouth too wide

    A big fat toad once jumped

    Into the throat of a careless braggart

     

    We all know the man behind the mask

    When we say we do not

    We are only faithful acolytes

    Of the god of Let’s-Pretend

  • RANDOM BLUES 517 (Oil, oil, oil, oil everywhere But not a drop to tap)

    Another season of toil and tears

    Petrol chasers are out in the street

    Alas, another season of toil and tears

    Petrol chasers are out in the street

    Winding lines constrict the roads

    Winning one litre becomes an epic feat

     

     

     

    Sabuki spent three nights in a static queue

    In the hungry company of bugs and milling mosquitoes

    Alas, Raba spent three nights in a static queue

    In the hungry company of bugs and milling mosquitoes

    But the tank dried up before his turn

    In this melee of furious fists and trampled toes

     

     

     

    The Station Manager is king with invisible crown

    Up goes his price, and down our luck

    Say station Manager is king with invisible crown

    Up, up goes his price and down, down our luck

    With fate as volatile as the liquid gold

    Our frail fortune has thinned to the very last buck

     

     

    Government blames the Marketers

    The Marketers blame the Government

    Shio*! Government blames the Marketers

    The Marketers blame the Government

    Frantic motions paralyze the land

    All so insane, without the littlest movement

     

     

     

    We live on the ocean

    And wash our hands with spittle

    Alas, we live right on the ocean

    And wash our hands with spittle

    In a land ruled by cannibal Greed

    Sense counts, indeed, for very little

    *Shame!

     

    RANDOM  BLUES  516 (War Blues)

    Now that the cameras and crowds have left

    Time to think and tell the truth

     

     

    They lied their way to war

    And set the world on fire

    Haba, they lied their way to war

    And set the world on fire

    Like hogs fed on a hoax

    We grunted at their bloody desire

     

     

    Jane came back without a leg

    Eugene returned with a missing arm

    Say, Jane came back without a leg

    Eugene returned with a missing arm

    And pundits say war is just a game

    Completely shorn of its mortal harm

     

     

    Of the three children of Natasha

    Only the youngest made the homeward journey

    Alas, of the three children of Natasha

    Only the youngest made the homeward journey

    The hapless mother has lost her mind

    To some emergency patriots, she’s merely funny

     

     

    Bob and Billy strayed

    Straight into a lethal ambush

    Alas, Bob and Billy strayed

    Straight into a lethal ambush

    They cursed the man who proclaimed the war

    His name, we’re told, is simply Bush

     

     

    They author a war of blame

    And send our children to die

    Yes, they author a war of blame

    And send our children to die

    Their own they keep at home

    Protected by a clever lie

     

    • We are sorry this poem was stepped down last Sunday. It is hereby reproduced.
  • RANDOM BLUES 516 (War Blues)

    Now that the cameras and crowds have left

    Time to think and tell the truth

     

    They lied their way to war

    And set the world on fire

    Haba, they lied their way to war

    And set the world on fire

    Like hogs fed on a hoax

    We grunted at their bloody desire

     

    Jane came back without a leg

    Eugene returned with a missing arm

    Say, Jane came back without a leg

    Eugene returned with a missing arm

    And pundits say war is just a game

    Completely shorn of its mortal harm

     

    Of the three children of Natasha

    Only the youngest made the homeward journey

    Alas, of the three children of Natasha

    Only the youngest made the homeward journey

    The hapless mother has lost her mind

    To some emergency patriots, she’s merely funny

     

    Bob and Billy strayed

    Straight into a lethal ambush

    Alas, Bob and Billy strayed

    Straight into a lethal ambush

    They cursed the man who proclaimed the war

    His name, we’re told, is simply Bush

     

    They author a war of blame

    And send our children to die

    Yes, they author a war of blame

    And send our children to die

    Their own they keep at home

    Protected by a clever lie