Category: Niyi Osundare

  • RANDOM BLUES 515 (Heartsong)

    Ditch the dirge, undo the gloom

    Let sweet songs perfume the night

    Baby, ditch the dirge, undo the gloom

    Let sweet songs perfume the night

    In this brief moment between our sighs

    Hold me tight, hold me right

     

    Let quiet chuckles unwind the hour

    Beyond the endless sadness of a sour state

    Say, let quiet chuckles unwind the hour

    Beyond the endless sadness of a sour state

    And the powerful barons of blindness

    Who infect our world with their bilious hate

     

     

    My hand in yours, yours in mine

    We give laughter back its long-forgotten name

    Yes, my hands in yours, yours in mine

    We give laughter back its long-forgotten name

    Old fires may rage, their ashes a lumpen heap

    They will forever envy the glow of our new flame

     

     

    Let us read the lips of the moon

    And dance to the rhythm of the rain

    Say, let us read the lips of the moon

    And dance to the rhythm of the rain

    We wrest some pleasure from the aching world

    And hazard a dream undaunted by pain

     

     

    Let’s borrow some honey from the house of the bee

    And pay it back with a sweet and sonorous song

    Say, let us borrow some honey from the house of the bee

    And pay it back with a sweet and sonorous song

    My hand in yours, yours in mine

    We swing and sweat all night long

  • SNAPSONGS 16 (a few knotty questions for Eden)

    SNAPSONGS 16 (a few knotty questions for Eden)

    If Eden was so benign

    What was the Serpent doing on its tree

    From where did it derive its venom

    Who was its teacher in the school of deceit?

     

    Who gave Satan so much power

    Why was the Gardener

    So far from his garden

    Who planted that Tree with the Forbidden Fruit?

     

    In what strange language

    Did the Serpent cajole its audience

    What adjectives adorned its nouns

    How dire, the adversity of its adverbs?

     

    Did the Serpent sing a song

    Some slippery sonnet, a seductive aria

    A ballad full of bees and butterflies

    Or a lullaby with a sweet and singular scent?

     

    Hun un, and when our Father beheld

    Our Mother in her smooth original skin

    Did he conjure any wet idioms

    For that vernacular moment?

     

    Who authored the first embrace

    Who divined the first consent

    What electricity of primal being

    Powered the glow of the Original Sin?

  • SNAPSONGS 15

    Do not allow your Self

    To run beyond your Instinct

    Nor ever let your Instinct

    Run beyond your Self

     

    Do not allow Desire

    To bring your Dream to grief

    Never let that Dream

    Laugh Desire to scorn

     

    The heart which hates

    And the heart that loves

    Live all the time like Siamese twins

    Awaiting the parting edge of the knife of Conscience

     

    Who will part the Famous Madonna?

    From her Mirror Eternal

    Vanity’s arrow is long and sharp

    But sometimes blunt in its eyeless flight

     

    So much to see here

    But, alas, we left our eyes at home

    The elephant has fallen

    In a town with absent knives

     

    Once upon a time

    Wine and Water were best of friends

    That was long before they lost

    That bonding to a drought called Desire

     

  • SNAPSONGS 18

    Will the carpenter

    Eat sawdust for dinner

    Will the laundryman

    Drown in the sewer of his trade?

     

    Will the butcher

    Slice up his biceps for sale

    Will the barber weave a wig

    From the clump of fallen hairs

     

    Arigisegi* labours through

    Its mountain of sticks

    The house which springs from his labour

    Will always be its unintended prison

     

    The swamp swears

    It has nothing to do with the rain

    The sky is listening

    Another dry August is coming with mortal lessons

     

    “I owe you nothing”.

    Said the brainless son to his mother

    “I could have born myself

    If only I had a womb”

     

    If Fortune gives you a voice

    Use it with quiet wisdom

    The ears of the world

    Never brook a blatant blast

  • SNAPSONGS 16 (Melodious Miscellany)

    The Valley has a thousand lessons

    To teach the Mountain

    Some nights are brighter

    Than the clearest day

     

    What is rice

    If not grass with golden grains

    A lobster is another scorpion

    With a harmless tail

     

    The master’s fanciest dream

    Is a nightmare for the slave

    A house built for the pigeon

    May not be a pretty home for the partridge

     

    God created the world

    In seven days

    On the very next day

    He laid the foundation of another one

     

    The bag of wisdom

    Swings in the open air

    Only a few gifted hands

    Can reach its baffling bottom

     

    A rich, melodious miscellany

    The songs of the seasoned bard

    The long, the short, the sweet and very bitter

    Jostle for place in a symphony of the seasons

  • Dear Olukorede

    Dear Olukorede

    Mr Olukorede Yishau is one of the key editors of the most prominent APC newspaper  in the country.

    The Nation is a key propaganda tool for the APC, where information  is manipulated to protect the battered image of the failed political party in every situation.

    The reason for this is not far-fetched. The paper serves the political interest of its proprietor.

    Mr Yishau on Friday, October 20, 2017 wrote an open letter to the Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike where he attempted to misinform the public on Rivers State Sustainable Development Agency (RSSDA) rested Overseas Scholarship Scheme.

    The fundamentals of the message of Yishau were the non-payment of tuition fees and upkeep allowances of certain selected students. Yishau pleaded that the governor should ignore the messenger and care more about the message.

    This is where the mischief of The Nation newspaper lies. The medium and the message cannot be divorced.

    According to Wikipedia: “The medium is the message” is a phrase coined by Marshall McLuhan meaning that the form of a medium embeds itself in any message it would transmit or convey, creating a symbiotic relationship by which the medium influences how the message is perceived”.

    The Nation Newspaper works round the clock to disparage the PDP and one of the most attacked victims of the newspaper is Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike.  The paper has written countless baseless editorials, features and reports  to mislead the public about developments in Rivers State.  Therefore, there is no divorcing the medium from the message.

    The facts of the RSSDA Overseas Scholarship are known to all Nigerians. The Rivers State Government discontinued the programme  due to the economic realities of this era.

    At the time, the immediate past administration instituted the overseas scholarship scheme, Rivers State earned between N25billion and N30billion from the Federation Account. There was enough liquidity  to sustain the defunct scheme.  Even at that, the immediate past administration left without  meeting key financial obligations  on the programme.

    When Governor Wike assumed office on May 29, 2015, the administration  paid debts inherited  from the programme.

    Payments were made by the Rivers State Government  under the leadership of Governor Wike in two tranches. First the administration released N712million in July 2015 and another N485million was released by the administration in September, 2015. The payments at the time helped the then final year students to sit for their final year examinations.

    The programme was reviewed in line with the financial  capacity of the State Government.  The State Government resolved to discontinue  with the programme.

    “I want to first of all let you know that the Governor, Nyesom Wike takes the education of our students very seriously. Today, we have to be realistic. We all know what is happening in Nigeria. We now have a dwindling revenue both from FAC and IGR. We all know our exchange rates.

    “We are here to give a proposal to let you know that the state is committed to pay installmentally for all our final year students totalling almost 200.

    “We are putting arrangements in place for students who are not in their final year to get transfer back to schools in Nigeria, especially in Rivers state with full scholarships.”

    From the above, it is clear that the Rivers State Government made alternative arrangements for students not yet in their final year.

    The courses affected are largely offered in Nigerian universities, especially the Rivers State University and the University of Port Harcourt.  Some of the courses involved are: Law, Political Science, Economics, Philosophy, Mass Communication, Linguistics , Accounting, Business Administration, Biology etc.

    Deliberate steps were taken by the Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike to improve facilities at the Rivers State University.  Upgrade of different faculties have been attained, more courses accredited and the College of Medical Sciences approved by the National Universities Commission.

    Dear Olukorede, the facts are known.  The opinions motivated by political considerations  are also known. Your letter to the Rivers State Governor was tainted by political goals. The type that the Rivers APC have sponsored in several advertorials, especially  in The Nation. Indeed, your letter could pass for an advertorial, if not that it bears your name.

    Mr Olukorede, I am sure you have heard about the Presidential Special Scholarship Scheme for Innovation and Development (PRESSID). In case you are unaware, PRESSID was introduced  by the Jonathan administration in 2012.

    The Jonathan administration  instituted PRESSID as part of efforts to develop a critical mass of professionals who would serve as catalysts of change and agents of scientific and technological advancement, as well as sustainable economic development.

    Upon assumption of office, the APC Federal Government scrapped PRESSID, citing financial considerations. The APC Federal Government did not consult with the families of the beneficiaries, neither did they provide alternatives like the Rivers State Government has done.

    Olukorede, permit me to remind you that the APC Federal Government recently  exited over 100 International Organisations, many of them educational in nature.  They cited financial considerations.  Columnists in your newspaper and other pro-APC  newspapers  have worked round the clock to support these decisions of the APC Federal Government.

    Your paper supports the stoppage of PRESSID on account of finance, but lampoons  the Rivers State Government for taking a similar action on the politically arranged RSSDA Overseas Scholarship.  Yet, you want us to consider your politically cooked message and forget about you, the APC messenger.

    Even as I write this piece, I have a copy of The Nation in front of me. On the front page is a manipulated report on the APC Rivers SARs aimed at casting Governor Wike in badlight.  This is a daily occurrence from The Nation. It has no regards for journalism ethics and fair-play. Every report or feature on Rivers State is written to advance the course of the paper’s  second benefactor and political associate, Rotimi Amaechi.

    Dear Olukorede, Governor Wike is Nigeria’s best performing governor.  His projects and programmes are way beyond that of all the APC governors that The Nation hypes. Since 2015, your paper has been attacking the Rivers State government while supporting majority of APC governments that cannot pay salaries, let alone execute projects.

    Olukorede, permit me to bore you a little with some of the projects executed or ongoing under the leadership of Governor Wike. They are:

    • Reconstructing and repairing all bad roads/streets in the Diobu neighbourhood, Port Harcourt township, Borokiri neighbourhood, Old GRA and Abonnema wharf axis of the city, encompassing over 25 kilometres;
    • Reconstructed Ogbunabali main and inner city roads;
    • Reconstructed Industry road and adjoining areas;
    • Dualised Nkpogu road with two bridges and street lights;
    • Completed Eagle Island – Iloabuchi bypass; and
    • Completed D/Line inner city road network
    • Dualisation of East-West –Elelenwo-Woji road (on-going)
    • Dualisation of Garrison – Trans-Amadi-Slaughter road (on-going)
    • Dualisation of Eneka-Rumuapu-Rukpokwu road (completed)
    • Miniorulu-Mgbuakara- Elioparanwo road (completed)
    • Rumukwurushi (Oil mill) – Elelenwo- Akpajo road (on-going)
    • Eliozu – Rumunduru – Oroigwe – Eligbu road/bridge ((completed)
    • Rumuepirikom-Rumuolumeni road (completed)
    • Rumuagholu-Airport road with spurs to Nkpolu (completed)
    • Rumualogu – Alakahia road (completed)
    • Igbogo – Choba road (completed)
    • Ozuoba – Rumuosi – Rumuoakparali road (completed)
    • Rukpokwu market junction – Aluu road (completed)
    • Dualisation of Tam David West (Obiri Ikwerre) – Airport road (on-going)
    • Mgbuoshimini – Nkpor road (completed)
    • Sir Celestine Omehia (former SARS) road (completed)
    • Rukpakwoloshi – Eligbolo road (completed)
    • Dualisation of Rumukwurushi-Eneka-Igwuruta road (completed)
    • Abuloma – Woji road
    • Dualisation of Woji-Akpajo road/bridge (ongoing)
    • Elioparanwo road (completed)
    • Ozuoba – Ogbogoro-Rumuolumeni road (completed)
    • RD (Nvuike) Mgbuesilary road (ongoing)
    • Reconstruction of General Abacha road (ongoing)
    • Reconstruction of Woji township roads (completed)
    • Rehabilitation Dr. Obi Wali road (completed) and
    • Repair and rehabilitation of over 20 streets under the operation zero porthole programme (completed).
    • Elele Alimini community internal roads, measuring approximately 11.8 kms;
    • Rumuakunde – Rumuche- Akpa-Abaka road, which connects three communities; and
    • Rumuji-Ibaa-Obele-Isiokpo road, which connects some of the big communities in Emohua and Ikwerre Local Government Areas to the State capital.
    • In addition, we have almost completed the reconstruction of the Emohua General Hospital.
    • Constructing the Airport-Ipo-Omademe-Ozuaha road,
    • Awarded Isiokpo internal roads;
    • Completed Igwuruta – Chokocho road;
    • Sakpenwa-Bori Road (Ongoing)
    • Kpopie-Bodo Road (Completed)
    • Ogoni-Andoni-Opobo Unity Road (Ongoing)
    • Zonal Hospital , Bori
    • General Hospital, Bodo
    • Sandfilling/Land Reclamation, Bakana
    • Land Reclamation, Abalama .

    My brother, I don’t expect The Nation to change.  After all, the change you joined other propagandists to sell to Nigerians has eluded them. I do not expect you to be objective, when your ownership structure  is allergic to truth.

    But Nigerians know the governors that are passionate about their people and about development. They know the governors who act on the premise of the greater good for the greater number. They know that Governor Wike is on top of the list of pro-people governors.

    You are entitled to your concoctions, but we are also entitled to set the records straight. We understand your motivation, but the truth is that nobody will be deceived.

    As we saw towards the 2015 elections, we are bound to see warped messages like this as we approach another election circle. The fixated message of The Nation  on Governor Wike is degenerating from the ridiculous to the irrational.

    • Nwakaudu is Governor Nyesom Wike’s Special Assistant on Electronic Media.

     

     

  • RANDOM BLUES-4

    The world has raised its whip
    Where will it descend?
    Say, the world has raised its whip
    Where will it descend?
    Some look up in utter disgust
    While the others hiss and just pretend

    Will it fall on the beggar
    Who has no legs to call his own
    Asking, will it fall on the beggar
    Who has no legs to call his own?
    Or will it just land flat
    Like a symphony without a tone?

    Will it fall on the pauper
    Who struggles every minute for breath and bread
    Asking, will it fall on the pauper
    Struggling every minute for breath and bread?
    A mere little comma in the sentence of being
    Hanging to life by the thinnest thread

    OR Will it descend on the kings/queens
    Who polish their shoes with our sweat and blood
    Asking, will it descend on the kings/queens
    Who polish their shoes with our sweat and blood?
    The river which runs from our hearts to our minds
    Lies polluted by their savage flood

    Will it descend on them
    Who loot our treasury and suborn our vote
    Asking, will it descend on them
    Who loot our treasury, and suborn our vote
    Who drop us all on tempestuous seas
    To row and ruin in a leaking boat

  • SNAPSONGS (Ode to Kleptocrats III)

    The money which should have built our schools

    Is heaving in the Governor’s bank account

    Our children roam the streets

    Like orphans and futureless urchins

     

    The billions voted for healthcare

    Are multiplying in the Minister’s hide-aways

    Common ailments rake us up like hapless leaves

    The morgues are full to their stinking brim

     

    They budgeted crazy figures for public roads

    Sharing them up in their nocturnal caucus

    Expressways are thoroughfares

    To a gross and speedy death

     

    The sums saved up for housing

    Have vanished into the Senator’s mansion

    The only roof above our heads

    Is the sky and its merciless rains

     

    Our seed yams now sleep in our rulers’ stomachs

    A needless hunger harasses our sleep

    Our sacred fountainhead of all the ages

    Is a reeking mountain of their solid waste

     

    Unhappy the land ruled by thieves

    Beyond simple decency, unfazed by shame

    We, the camels ridden so rough,

    Must learn how to kick and how to howl

  • SNAPSONGS (Ode to Kleptocrats I)

    Those who have food

    Have no appetite

    Those afflicted by hunger

    Are in search of food

     

     

    The tears from Kenimani’s* eyes

    Can sail a ship

    But deep in their hearts

    Is a dire, derisive laughter

     

     

    They have a long stick

    And they know what to do with it

    When they laugh like friends eternal

    A sword waits behind their cloak

     

     

    They ate the child for breakfast

    And roasted the father for a sumptuous dinner

    The wine which bubbles in their goblet

    Comes straight from the people’s heart

     

     

    Unhappy the land

    Held hostage by cannibal rulers

    But somewhere inside every subject

    Is enough bile to blight their eater’s palate

     

     

    In power all over our country

    Are robbers who loot our commonwealth

    With clenched fists we hail their crime

    And surrender our backs like hapless mules

     

     

    *Kenimani: Malefactor; ill-wisher; one who wishes all benefaction for her/himself.

  • RANDOM BLUES-3

    Brick by brick by brick

    We build the bridge to Perfect Freedom

    Yes, brick by brick by brick

    We build the bridge to Perfect Freedom

    The road which rules the street of life

    Is tense and tortuous, but never random

     

     

    Is it your fancy to flee your face

    Is it your scheme to escape your skin

    Asking, really your fancy to flee your face

    And your scheme to escape your skin?

    Some folks’ trust in their inner being

    Is pale and dangerously thin

     

     

    How many times have you tried

    To run away from your name

    Asking, how many times have you tried

    To run away from your name?

    The road to the house of deceit

    Is paved with phantom fame

     

     

    What happens to the salt

    Which forgets its taste

    Asking, what happens to the salt

    Which forgets its taste?

    The pursuit of life’s most expensive gem

    May get lost in a heedless haste

     

     

    Look very closely at the mirror

    And tell the world what you see

    Say, look very closely at the mirror

    And tell the world what you see

    Is it a goblin which leaves you bound

    Or an angel which forgives your error?