Category: Sunday

  • Unfathomable political season

    Unfathomable political season

    Nigerians hope that in a matter of days their lives would return to normal: enough cash to spend as the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) impoundment of their money ends with the elections, and some sort of revivification of their businesses beaten to stupor by the Muhammadu Buhari administration hoping to catch vote buyers in action. If normality does not return now, it will return a little later, at least not later than the state elections. Whether they like it or not, the pigheaded policy of illegally confiscating people’s money in the mistaken belief of furthering certain macroeconomic goals will expire naturally under the weight of its own contradictions. The Supreme Court may be waffling already about who plans to make a scapegoat out of them in the case between the states and the federal government over the CBN’s misguided monetary policy, and are taking their time in adjudicating the matter, but eventually the matter will come to a head, with winners and losers emerging.

    There are not many economists who think both the administration and its servile apex bank governor have acted sensibly in the cash crunch they engineered against their friends and foes alike. Nor are there many politicians who are not bewildered by the administration’s timing of the controversial naira swap policy, considering its potential to hurt the electoral chances of the party in power. But economists and politicians have now concluded that the administration suffers from tunnel vision, and are appalled that it puts undue premium on short-term goals to the detriment of long-term benefits, even unmindful of the terrifying consequences of shooting itself in the foot in order to take a nervous aim at the ears of their phantom enemies. Without a shred of doubt, the madness of the past few dizzying weeks will soon end, perhaps even petering out into fatuity. The CBN’s Godwin Emefiele will, not too long from now, be shoved out of office, if not by his enemies who would win the election he has fought so hard unconstitutionally to undermine, then by his friends who would be too petrified to cuddle a viper under their robes.

    Before yesterday’s presidential poll, Nigerians had banked on the Supreme Court to give them a reprieve from the Buhari administration’s siege on their bank accounts. After much footwork, it is taking some four sittings for the court to make up its mind. How that mind will be made up can only be clearly understood on Wednesday. But the litigants, not to say the apprehensive public, are no longer sure if their expectations will be met. They point at how the apex court had allegedly muddled up some recent and fairly straightforward cases exemplified by the Yobe State senatorial case involving Senate President Ahmed Lawan and Bashir Machina, and fear that law and jurisprudence in Nigeria had become a mystery too recondite for anyone but the gods to decipher. When this columnist suggested last week that the administration would drag the naira swap suit to a point close to the presidential poll to make the court’s decision nugatory, even he was incredulous. Surely, neither the administration nor the court would descend to those abysmal depths. It turned out that losing height and depth and dignity was the least of their concerns.

    Whatever remedies the Supreme Court is still capable of providing have come a little too late to affect the presidential election. Together with the campaigns of the churches and the fuel imbroglio, the damage to Nigeria’s body politic has been incalculable. Indeed, influencing the presidential poll was the target of the conspirators who plotted the insensitive and anarchic naira swap policy. But as it turned out, though reprieve did not come before the fateful February 25 poll, the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidates who were the immediate and direct targets of the policy have been badly bruised but not completely battered, judging from the dispiriting early poll returns. At any rate, their longer, incumbent feathers were not any more singed than the shorter feathers of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidates whose assigns were caught pants down ferrying laundered money to sway yesterday’s votes. No Nigerian was left in doubt that the naira swap policy was a conspiracy; it was not an economic policy, let alone monetary policy. After weeks of intense polemical exchange, one in which the opposition drove itself to distraction by flip-flopping on the objective of contriving a cash crunch, the ruling party’s presidential candidate managed to stave off the danger of being seen as the embodiment of a bad, mismanaged and dangerous policy. However, the naira swap policy, in all likelihood, may have impeded the presidential vote.

    Many Nigerians expected the Supreme Court to decide one way or the other last week, enough time, in the utopian estimation of the public, to ease the naira crisis and placate angry voters. But the court walked a tightrope. As one of the justices, Inyang Okoro, leading a seven-member panel of justices, said, “We want to make it very clear that we are going to hear this matter today because we don’t want a situation where the judiciary will be made a scapegoat. With the way this matter is going, they are looking for a scapegoat and we refuse to be that scapegoat. We are going to hear everything and take our decision. If you have a contempt proceeding, we will also hear it today.” By the time the apex court finally decides on Wednesday, the sting may have been taken out of the naira swap policy, and the view of the court will have become superfluous. The country will also have produced a new president, and whatever he says or insinuates about the naira will be the real policy to look forward to. President Buhari will begin to pale in importance, especially having unwisely inspired or acquiesced to a disruptive policy weeks to the presidential election, while Mr Emefiele’s influence will also begin to wane considerably.

    The winner of the presidential poll will, however, have to contend with much more than the injurious naira swap policy and other long-running existential problems, be it insecurity or the economy. He will of course face existing problems and urgently try to resolve them. But if his presidency is to amount to anything, he will also have to do two major things in order to guarantee the country’s future and stability. One, before his first term is over, he must champion a constitutional review, substantial enough to modify the structure of the country and the way politics is played and the economy run. Two, and still closely leashed to constitutional changes, he must inspire a nuanced review of leadership recruitment process; for clearly, the American presidential system has proved grossly limited in electing tried and tested persons into leadership positions in Nigeria. Indeed, on the average, no president since 1979 has been spectacular.

    The early results of the Lagos poll demonstrate how poignantly the future is catching up with Nigeria while the country is simply unprepared for the changes. For Lagos, as other states will soon experience, ethnic loyalty and lack of surefootedness of the youth are becoming the leitmotif of Nigerian politics. Ethnicity constituted a dangerous undertow of politics in the First Republic, ultimately leading the country to civil war fought mainly by youths. Sadly, there was no closure to that war, and no lessons were really learnt. The war cried for a reappraisal of Nigerian politics, but none was done except to pretend that there was no victor and no vanquished. And when a constitutional palliative was cobbled in 1979, it was to embark on wholesale repudiation of the parliamentary system in favour of the presidential system, almost like love on the rebound, when emotions and pains were still raw and fresh. One of the framers of the Second Republic constitution only recently admitted that the framers were unwise to have adopted the presidential system. The fact is that the leadership recruitment process implied by the presidential system is defective. It may serve the United States well as a country which seized foreign lands and wrote whatever it pleased on that blank cheque, but it is inadequate for a country where attachment to land is deeply cultural and metaphysical.

    It has been evident since the Second Republic that the country needs a political structure that takes cognisance of the people’s spiritual attachment to their living space. If Germany fought World War II for living space, it is tragic that Nigeria’s political leaders are unable to draw the right lessons from that distant war and have tended to assume that an adopted constitution can propel the country forward and even heal its fissiparous tendencies. Lagos is beginning to show deep, underlying cracks. These cracks will widen dangerously from now onwards except the constitution is revised. The Nigerian civil war did not pretend to paper over the cracks, and euphoric political leaders were too grateful to move on from the bloodletting of the past years. There were elements of such fissiparousness in the 1950s in Lagos, but independence, controversial elections, and the civil war made the country put new wine into old wineskin. The cracks are now re-emerging in all its ugly details, far deadlier than in the 1960s, and this time redolent with the poisonous catalyst of religion. If the APC wins the presidency, Nigeria may have time to find a cure for its festering maladies, assuming they are minded to embrace change. Should any other party win the presidency, and regardless of the best intentions of Nigerians, the contradictions will ripen into a gangrenous sore. Healing will be difficult.

    Notwithstanding whatever part of the divide a Nigerian belongs, it is impossible for the PDP to conceive the changes needed to stabilise and catalyse the country. The party is not configured to engage that sort of forward-looking ideal. Its conservative, if not reactionary, presidential candidate is poorly placed to envision that desired future. He will govern with the staid conservatism the party exemplified in its 16 years in office, and resist any attempt to embark on fundamental changes. Neither he nor the men around him will imagine a glorious future, not to talk of taking the bold steps needed to birth it. As far as theory goes, it is also possible for the Labour Party (LP) to win, especially given its showing in Lagos, Edo and some other states. But it will not be able to govern, will implode sooner rather than later, and by propaganda and youthful idealism and incompetence predispose the country to far worse instability than it hopes to resolve. The electoral body, INEC, and other political theoreticians have also suggested that a run-off is possible. Should that occur, PDP and LP will of course fuse and stand a great chance of producing a coalition government than the APC. But even this fusion will not stave off disaster.

    To drive progress, the APC may at the moment be ideally placed both to govern and to promote the kind of consensus needed to birth radical and stabilising changes. There are no guarantees, of course, but the party will probably summon the boldness required to find a political formula to keep Nigeria stable and prosperous, even as geopolitical and cultural differences are respected and maintained. Those who can see into the future know and fear that portents of disaster lie ahead as the country grapples with its national question. The misguided and misdirected EndSARS anger as well as the maliciously timed naira swap policy have combined to destabilise Lagos and opened it up for all sorts of opportunistic forays. If February 25 election does not deliver a clear mandate to a winner in this most unfathomable political season, the malaise will spread to engulf the nation as ethnic nationalities repudiate multiculturalism in favour of irredentism.

    Gov Wike cleverer than imagined

    Days before the presidential election, bitter commentators, some of them members of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) leadership, derided Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike for lacking the courage to reveal whom the group of five disaffected but largely irresolute PDP governors (G-5) would support. He had for months reportedly threatened to make the announcement, but each time postponed the act, insisting that he and his fellow governors were hoping they could reach some understanding with the party’s leadership, particularly Candidate Atiku Abubakar. In turn, after failing to mollify the G-5’s rage, the PDP had dared them to do their worst. Refusing to take the bait, Mr Wike still made no announcement and revealed precious little. It was his tactic of keeping both the public riveted on his politics, and the PDP leadership on tenterhooks. Clever politician, he kept studied silence almost throughout.

    Finally, finding no elbow room left, and with the elections only days away, and with an announcement becoming unavoidable, Mr Wike declared victory in his own idiosyncratic way and moved on. He had made the announcement of whom to support, he said icily, and wondered why no one seemed to have the nuanced ears to listen. Nonsense, said the PDP leadership and sceptical members of the public, the governor simply lacked the courage of his convictions. What the governor said next was spectacular and novel. He did not owe the generality any explanation or announcement, he growled. He only owed the people of Rivers, to whom he had passed the relevant information regarding the presidential candidate to vote for. Reminded that he had promised to make an announcement involving the G-5, not just himself alone, he simply ignored that minutiae, and repeated himself that he had reached the target audience. It was clear the G-5 could not be herded in one direction, and the tentative unity that had kept them together had frayed, perhaps irretrievably. Soon after he spoke definitively on the announcement he claimed to have made to his people in Rivers, stories soon filtered out that he was in fact pro-APC presidential candidate.

    In the days ahead, it will be judged just how much that subterranean support is worth. After waiting for 25 minutes to be accredited at his polling unit yesterday, it was reported that the accreditation (BVAS) machine failed him, and he could not vote. It is not clear entirely why the matter could not be rectified, or if it was rectified later. But it cannot be denied that the colourful Rivers politician is much cleverer than first imagined. Some term him a ‘lovable rascal’; and others see him as a dogged and brilliant politician. In his heart of hearts, he will wonder what lies ahead; for out of office, he may not be able to exercise the kind of stranglehold he has maintained on the PDP to which he is at the moment estranged at the national level. Will they move against him in the future? Or will they wait for him to atrophy like the flamboyant former Ekiti State governor Ayo Fayose has decayed beneath the withering actions of his bungling successors in the party?

    Mr Wike is more perceptive than most people credit him, and he will fight tooth and nail to get the Rivers PDP candidate elected as governor in March. If the PDP presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku, is not elected, Mr Wike will bounce back faster than anyone expects. But if PDP wins the centre, the Rivers governor will again return to the trenches, for he is loth to grovel before anyone, not least the inconsistent and sometimes capricious Alhaji Atiku.

  • Tinubu is God’s project: The reason he remained unstoppable

    Tinubu is God’s project: The reason he remained unstoppable

    It was further discovered that Governor Ifeanyi Okowa paid a total of N150, 000,000 ( One hundred and fifty million Naira) from the Directorate of Government House and Protocol account to NDUKA OBAIGBENA, the founding Chairman of Arise Global Media Limited.

    It was discovered that the payment was described as being for ‘Media Partnership with Arise Global Media Limited.

    Nduka Obaigbena is a Duke of Owa Kingdom (a traditional title holder)and kinsman of Governor Ifeanyi Okowa.

    There was no evidence of work done”  – being part of a Petition against GOV. IFEANYI OKOWA by APC, Delta state,  addressed to the Chairman, Independent Corrupt Practices & Other Offences Commission, dated 20 February, 2023  and signed off by its Secretary, E V Onojeghuo Esq.

    (See Page 28,  THE NATION of Wednesday, 22 February, 2023).

    Nigerians will now understand why the APC presidential candidate flatly refused to honour  their television station with his presence.

    It is Sunday, 26 February, 2023 and Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s election as the new Nigerian President MUST have happened, at least, 24 hours earlier than you are reading this.

    The Almighty God must have had Bola Ahmed Tinubu in mind when He said in His word: 2 Timothy 1:7 that He has “not given us a spirit of fear and timidity, but of power, love, and self-discipline”.

    Twice did Tinubu head, all the way, to the historic city of Abeokuta, not only to out the plans of the enemy, but to confound, and put them to shame; and to make that come true which He also said of him in Psalms 6:9-10:

    I have heard your cry for help and I have answered your prayer. All your enemies will be discomfited and troubled. They will turn and suddenly leave in shame”.

    All these is why the ever perspicacious Yorubas say:  ‘eni Olorun da ko se fara we’, meaning that a child of God is absolutely beyond comparison.

    What did they not do?

    What evil did they not plan?

    To how many, other than Tinubu, did they not promise the presidency?

    Was it former president Goodluck Jonathan, to whom they went, from the highest quarters, to woo, even when the decent gentleman – a minority of minorities – was still thanking God for the opportunity God gave him to rule Nigeria, or was it the  political neophyte, Godwin Emefiele who, having turned the Central Bank to their plaything,  they didn’t try to foist on Nigeria as if the country is a banana Republic?

    They did not stop there.

    To Senate President Ahmad Lawan they also went, he who Tinubu almost singlehandedly paved his way to high office. 

    But, of a truth, God works in  mysterious ways, his wonders to behold as that happened long after God had posititively used Lawan to partner with House Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila and other well meaning members of the National Assembly to CAST IN STONE, the impossibility of President Muhammadu Buhari  naming a consensus presidential candidate for the party as some  had planned.

    This was because the  Electoral Law, 2022, made it mandatory for  every contestant to signify, in writing, his/her acceptance of a consensus agreement.

    By the time those working against Tinubu dropped Lawan’s name like a bomb, claiming that it was a presidential directive, Lawan had, by his own hands, already helped in making consensus candidacy a near  impossibility as they could only have got Tinubu’s agreement from his cadaver.

    It can only be God!

    Even back home,  in Tinubu’s own Southwest geo- political zone where he had been the political lodestar, mentor and boss for decades, there still emerged some unforgiving enemies, who are not only permanently plotting but, forever, grandstanding like they own us.

    However, unlike many in Yoruba land who will find it extremely hard to forgive our one-time leader, Pa Ayo Adebanjo, I would rather  empathise with him. Here, in case you’ve forgotten, was a once formidable political titan whose name we used to swear with in these parts, but  who Tinubu has, for decades,  irrepairably banished to political Siberia in the region, if not in Nigeria. Our people merely sniggered when Papa announced his endorsement of Peter Obi as it actually amounts to nothing beyond the motor spare parts markets in Yoruba land.

    Tinubu was back in Abeokuta to, once again, expose the enemies’ shenanigans after they had come up with the worst lie ever against him.

    They allegedly went to the Villa and convinced the president thatTinubu had distributed trillions of Naira to buy votes. Having given his word to leave a legacy of transparent election, the president

     apparently brought their story and approved what APC governors have appropriately described as the ‘Emefielian & co Naira confiscation’ policy.

    The enemies went gaga, believing they had seen Tinubu and APC’s back. These well known wailers immediately went to town celebrating President Buhari, a man they had hitherto described in the most lurid of language, consigning his near 8 year tenure into Armaggedon.

    Atiku, Peter Obi, amongst others, now started to speak from both sides of their mouth, but the more pauperised and penniless Nigerians became, the more they knew those who had coyly led the president to the cul de sac.

    Things turned awry for those who planned to make APC the peoples’ enemy in order to demarket the party and its presidential candidate ahead the election when 3 APC governors headed straight to the Supreme Court, not only denouncing the wicked execution of an otherwise good policy but asking the President to withdraw it as it is not an APC policy.

    The Supreme Court, with its ears to the ground, and seeing the ruinous effect on the citizenry, promptly acquiesced, ordering that the status quo ante should remain – that is, that the policy be put on hold.

    It speaks to the villainy of the enemies that they could not appreciate the fact that had

    Tinubu and the APC intended to buy votes, they would not have severally traversed the length and breadth of this huge country, selling their very detailed Manifesto of Renewed Hope.

    But Nigerians saw through them.

    Realising that the policy left millions of Nigerians penniless, pauperised and, indeed, actually dying on queues, lining up to be paid as little as N5000, turned with sumptuous curses on the originators of the torridly executed policy.

    But since Tinubu’s candidature has the imput, and the blessing of God, the refrain, all over the country, particularly in the North today is: money or no money o, Tinubu is the  candidate we are voting for.

    It is the Lord’s doing and it is marvelous in our eyes.

    Halleluyah

    The Ogbogbo – Ijebu Boy Turns 75

    How. time flies?

    This time 5 years ago the entire Ogbogbo – Ijebu community was a beehive of activities as family, friends, admirers, but especially his mates at both Loyola College and the Great UI, both of Ibadan, trooped out to celebrate one of their own – the ever genial, winsome and absolutely reliable Chief Olumuyiwa Runsewe.

    On that occasion 5 years ago, this entire column was dedicated to my friend of exactly 55 years having both first met at the then BOYS’ WATERING POINT in Ibadan – that is COCOA HOUSE, fittingly one of the Avatar’s (AWO) indelible hallmarks in the region.

    Since then, Muyiwa and I have been like 6&7.

    All I shall do on this momentous occasion – as all Nigerians await the formal, ‘sure as day follows the night’ election of Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the JAGABAN BORGU, as the President of Nigeria, is wish my friend God’s abounding grace.

    MUYOOO, Happy Birthday and Many Happy Returns.

  • Peerless presidential poll: precursors

    Peerless presidential poll: precursors

    “Surmising it succinctly and saliently, the election of June 12 1993 could be outclassed in content, context and colour. The onus simply and squarely rests on the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC)… INEC needs all the courage, candour, capacity, capability, credibility and carriage to deliver effectively and efficiently such that the records of the June 12, 1993 election will be surpassed, taking cognizance of the pinpointed ten metrics aforementioned in this write up. The seeming oversight of the 2022 Osun gubernatorial election that surreptitiously allowed non-accredited voters access to the ballot must not happen in any of the polls slated for 2023! Considering conduct of elections in 176,606 polling units of the country, this columnist does not envy INEC as uneasy lies the head that wears the crown .. Will there be a goodwill on the part of the INEC Chairman, Professor Mahmood Jega, to act as a courageous, unbiased, impartial and firm umpire when the battle is fiercest? The whole world is watching whilst the hand of the clock is ticking!”

    It is still indisputable and incontrovertible that of all elections conducted in Nigeria, whether midwifed by a military or democratic government, the June 12, 1993 election has been widely adjudged the best. There were only two registered political parties – the National Republican Convention (NRC) and Social Democratic Party (SDP) with the flag bearers: Alhaji Bashir Tofa and Chief Moshood Kasimawo Osuolale Abiola respectively. The election was held on 12th June 1993 throughout Nigeria. Aftermath of the election, Tofa representing the NRC polled 5,952,087 (41.64%) while Abiola of the SDP polled 8,341.309 (58.36%). The outcome of the election depicted Chief M. K. O. Abiola as the winner, though unofficial, was annulled by the military administration of General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, the government that midwifed the election that was adjudged the freest and fairest in Nigeria’s chequered history. In epochal election of 1993, Chief Abiola won 19 out of 30 states, plus the Federal Capital Territory (FCT): all the states in the south west; three of the states in the south east; five of the core northern states including Kano, his opponent’s political base; and four out of the seven north central states. In essence, if the infamous military regime of Babangida did not act in a covert, callous and conscienceless manner, Chief Moshood Kasimawo Osuolale Abiola would have been the first southerner, breaking ethno-religious divides having traversed all nooks and crannies of Nigeria, to outwit his opponent, in winning a presidential poll. One point worth pontificating in the whole episode of the election of June 12, 1993 was the joint ticket that MKO Abiola rode on to winning. The running mate he picked, even though greeted with uproar and hullabaloo, was a Muslim and cerebral diplomat from the north east of the country, in the person of Ambassador Babagana Kingibe. Curiously, is it seemingly incidental or immaterial taking cognizance of the controversial issue of Muslim-Muslim ticket between the All Progressives Congress (APC) flag bearer, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his running mate in the 25th February 2023 presidential poll, Senator Kashim Shettima? Tinubu, Yoruba by tribe, is from the south west while Shettima, Kanuri by tribe, is from the north east; exactly the same arrangement in 1993. Anything in the offing cooking? However, that is not the subject of this article.

    Peerless Polls: Pointers

    How can the election of 25th February 2023 be peerless or unrivaled or matchless in content and context?

    At the outset of this article, June 12 1993 election was pinpointed as the best so far of all the elections conducted in Nigeria. However, participation of followers in that election was not encouraging as a paltry 35% of the registered voters showed up on election day to cast their ballots. As a researcher and analyst, this columnist will delve into a bit of studies relating to electioneering with the attendant or associated globally accepted standards or benchmarks. According to the erudite political scientist, Robert Dahl, an election depicted as free and fair is one in which “coercion is comparatively uncommon.” Moreover, there should be political freedoms, fair and impartial political processes allowing for each vote to count, devoid of vote buying resulting in all parties accepting the outcome peacefully. Ultimately, the election processes and/or procedures must meet the minimum international standards for a free and fair election.  

    According to a robust and rigorous study conducted in 2016 by a team of researchers (reference: Bishop, Sylvia; Hoeffler, Anke (2016). “Free and fair elections: A new database”. Journal of Peace Research. 53 (4): 608–616), spanning surveys of elections conducted in 169 countries covering the period of 1975 to 2011, only about 50% of the elections, based on certain mutual metrics, were scored free and fair. Consequently, there are ten salient and succinct metrics or precursors depicting a free and fair election in any state, nation or country. These are enumerated as follows:

    1.            Legal Framework (is there constitutional right of citizens to vote and seek office? The 1999 Constitution (as amended) and Electoral Act 2022 are very clear on elections and electioneering);

    2.            Electoral Management (is there incident of favoritism of one party over another by regulatory bodies? The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has measured up to standard, so far);

    3.            Electoral Rights (do citizens vote freely on the basis of equal suffrage and access? Nigeria scores high in this aspect);

    4.            Voter Registers (were there open registers available for easy and effective voter registration? INEC deserves kudos especially in the continuous voters’ registration exercise);

    5.            Ballot Access (“whether candidates had in practice a right to compete in the election, with rejections of candidate applications being based on ‘internationally recognizable and acceptable norms’”: this is stipulated in the Electoral Act 2022);

    6.            Campaign Process (‘whether elections were carried out without violence, intimidation, bribery (vote buying), use of government resources to advantage the incumbent, or a “massive financial advantages” for the incumbent’: Nigerians, by now should be able to corroborate or controvert whether this standard was met in the 25th February 2023 poll);

    7.            Media Access (any protection of freedom of speech or any undue advantage shown to the ruling party or government owned media? – the Broadcasting Organization of Nigeria (BON) woke up from its slumber when the campaigns were about reaching their summits before sanctioning few erring media houses, there is the need to be more proactive in subsequent elections);

    8.            Voting Process (is election conducted by secret ballot on a person-by-person basis plus adequate security to protect voters; prevention of ballot stuffing whilst denying multiple voting? Overtime INEC, aided by security agencies, has ensured this sustainably);

    9.            Role of Officials (whether the election was conducted by competent and impartial staff of the regulatory agency and devoid of campaigning or intimidation or coercion at polling places as attested by international election observers and monitors: INEC has demonstrated adherence but only need to enhance capacity and credibility of their ad hoc and permanent staff); and

    10.          Counting of Votes (whether votes were openly counted and collated with all parties concurring: with the Electoral Act 2022 and the employment of technology, especially the use of BIVAS, this is adequately catered for in the electoral process).

     INEC: Shout Out!

    Presently, it is just the presidential and national assembly elections that have just been conducted. Actually, these vital elections are not concluded yet! As at the time this publication will be in the public domain, counting and collating of results should be on-going virtually all over the country. INEC, this time around should brace up! It is high time, the electoral umpire synergistically harnessed digital technology in collating and announcing the results. The incidence of COVID 19, though largely detrimental and disruptive, has nicely bequeathed certain beneficial beats to the world especially in communication and education. Today, people can study without the four walls of citadel of learning just like this columnist virtually attended Harvard Business School (HBS) and got certified in Strategy after passing three core courses spanning about 5 months. This was without meeting in flesh and blood any of my lecturers and course mates. It is on this note that yours sincerely will be giving a shout out to INEC to please save us from the atavistic and archaic method of announcement of presidential election results in trickles as it was seen aftermath of the 2019 presidential poll. The process spanned days needlessly in this digital age! INEC should, by all means, save Nigerians from another harrowing and heart-rending experience. This columnist will suggest a composition of a high-powered situation room in the capital of each state of the country for collation and announcement. On a state-by-state basis, when the whole process of counting and collation is done and dusted, that state could be linked via a Zoom meeting cum live telecast, to ensure transparency and accountability. Thereafter, the results of the presidential poll state-by-state could be obtained rather than the traumatic and tortuous endless waiting for the arrival of Returning Officers, armed with election results, from their bases, to the Abuja main situation room.

    Surmising it succinctly and saliently, the election of June 12 1993 could be outclassed in content, context and colour. The onus simply and squarely rests on the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC). The umpire cum the regulator, INEC, is on a pedestal highly visible to all scholars, watchers, observers and lovers of democracy globally. INEC needs all the courage, candour, capacity, capability, credibility and carriage to deliver effectively and efficiently such that the records of the June 12, 1993 election will be surpassed, taking cognizance of the pinpointed ten metrics aforementioned in this write up. The seeming oversight of the 2022 Osun gubernatorial election that surreptitiously allowed non-accredited voters access to the ballot must not happen in any of the polls slated for 2023! Considering conduct of elections in 176,606 polling units of the country, this columnist does not envy INEC as uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. However, with the humongous resources in the kitty of INEC, and borrowing the fiery dart of the acclaimed winner of the June 12, 1993 election, Chief Moshood Kasimawo Osuolale Abiola (aka MKO), who once posited: “the bigger the head, the bigger the headache”, INEC is loaded and goaded, courtesy of Mr. Godwin Emefiele, the apparently embattled Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), to outperform! Will INEC live up to expectation? Will INEC be bought over by unbridled corrupt politicians or shenanigans in the corridors of power? Will there be a goodwill on the part of the INEC Chairman, Professor Mahmood Jega, to act as a courageous, unbiased, impartial and firm umpire when the battle is fiercest? The whole world is watching whilst the hand of the clock is ticking!

    John Ekundayo, Ph.D. – Harvard-Certified Leadership Strategist, and also a Development Consultant, can be reached via +2348030598267 (WhatsApp only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • IGP and Emefiele’s ‘Korowona virus’

    IGP and Emefiele’s ‘Korowona virus’

    It is easy to pontificate from comfort zone. But he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches

    Fashioned after the better-forgotten Coronavirus (COVID-19), ‘Korowona virus’ literally translated simply means ‘can’t find money to spend virus’. Trust Nigerians, they are highly imaginative. The only place yet to feel the impact of their creativity is in government. It’s like that is a jinx; they seem to have covenanted with bad leadership. And only God can break that jinx.

    What we have been having since the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Mr Godwin Emefiele, came up with the not novel idea of redesigning our currency has debunked a Yoruba saying that when we say we have not seen this before, we are only saying so to frighten the person concerned (mi o ti ri iru eleyi ri, a fi nderuba oloro ni).

    But, in all honesty, I have never witnessed a situation where one would voluntarily take his or her money to the bank and lose access to such legitimately earned income simply on account of an ill-digested government policy. Such a thing could only have happened in a war situation but we are not in one now.

    That is why I get particularly shocked whenever those who are not affected by this policy comment on it or threaten people who are the direct beneficiaries of the negative consequences.

    The latest threat came on Wednesday, when the Inspector-General of Police (IGP), Mr. Usman Alkali Baba, warned governors and others who he claimed are making ‘inciting comments’ on the misbegotten Naira policy. The IGP must have been inspired to issue the threat on the assumption that all governments mean well for the people all the time. Or that governments cannot make mistake. Yet, nothing can be more fallacious. If successive Nigerian governments have been doing well, we would not have taken our national currency which used to be stronger than the American Dollar to the present situation where we have to assemble more than 760 Naira to get one Dollar. For countries that have made progress, part of the reason for their success is that people in those countries did not keep mute in our kind of situation as Mr Baba would have wanted.

    Even then, what is ‘inciting comment’? The government came up with a policy which may (I said ‘may’, and advisedly so) have been well intended but it has ended up with catastrophic consequences. People, high and low, have lost their lives in their efforts to access the money they legitimately earned and kept in the banks, which is now trapped as a result of the government policy. We read last week the story of Mr Johnson Ademola, an officer with the Lagos State University ((LASU), who slumped and died in a banking hall while waiting to get hand-outs from his legitimate savings.

    We have read stories of other persons who died due to apprehensions as to whether they would get enough money to settle their bills; these included pregnant women and others requiring emergency medical attention. They are not looking for loans but their personal savings. I do not even want to mention those that have been killed in the protests that followed the policy so that Mr Baba would not book me for ‘inciting comment’. Our policemen know how to split charges. Before you say Jack Robinson, they would have slammed you with many charges.

    What I have not been able to understand is why some people would think people who are not beggars should keep quiet in the face of the untold torture and humiliation they have been subjected to, their only sin being that they kept their money in the bank where they had thought ants and termites could not reach.

    What is more disappointing? President Muhammadu Buhari had at least twice told Nigerians he could feel their pains and that he would do something. We are yet to see that something. Yet, when presidents speak, it is like an oracle has spoken. Something must happen. The Council of State whose meeting was well advertised and people had thought would get them out of their morass has not achieved anything because the circumstances have largely remained the same more than two weeks after.

    At any rate, what are we even talking about? We are talking about a situation where the Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, was disobeyed by the president who countermanded its ruling over the deadline for the expiration of certain old notes. Some people, including lawyers, governors and my humble self believe that we are neither in a jungle nor under a monarchical system of government where the king’s word is law, or where the king is the state (apologies to Louis XIV)). The governors told their people to obey the Supreme Court which had ruled that the said old notes remain legal tender pending the determination of the substantive suit before it, rather than the president, because that is the right thing to do.

    What is playing out, that is a situation where the government can cherry-pick which court orders to obey and which not to obey is rather sad. It is sadder still that this is happening with a lawyer as attorney-general of the federation and minister of justice.

    I have no doubt that the Federal Government would have held on to the Supreme Court ruling if it had favoured it. And those of us that would have disagreed with the ruling would have been branded as law breakers. Now that it didn’t go its way, it chose to muzzle its way through. We cannot continue like this in a so-called democracy.

    The truth of the matter is that Nigeria has gone beyond a situation where people can be gagged on a policy that is done seamlessly elsewhere but has claimed limbs and lives in their own country, either because it was not well thought out or because it had other ulterior motives behind its conceptualisation and implementation. Or both. How do you explain the many failed transactions on banks’ apps and other electronic channels? I have almost lost count of such transactions that I experienced in the last two weeks, with my money trapped in transit. Suppose I had nothing else to fall back on?  Many Nigerians trooped to shopping malls since they had no cash, in order to buy virtually everything, from meat to rice, beans, groundnut oil, gari and so on, but left the malls empty-handed and dejected as they had to abandon what they had picked since the transactions were declined. Meanwhile, like me, their accounts were debited on the spot. But for my wife’s ATM card that eventually went through, we too would have left the mall empty handed. So, what do you tell the children at home who are eagerly waiting to welcome you and the foodstuffs that you went to buy? To rub salt on my injury, one of the banks just informed me I have to wait till March 1 for resolution because their networks are congested. What of millions of Nigerians without alternative? What do Mr Baba and other privileged public officials want them to do in the circumstance? Yet, what all of these ugly experiences tell us is that the Naira redesign was faulty, ab initio. Otherwise, we would not have had the magnitude of failed transactions that would have congested the electronic channels.

    One has to chronicle some of these personal experiences, perhaps they would enable public officials like the police inspector-general to remember that they are also human beings with blood flowing in their veins. Secondly, they would know that what is happening is not from some movies but real life stories.

    We would not have democracy today if threats like Mr Baba’s had worked in the past. I understand the IGP joined the police force in 1988, meaning he must be conversant with the history of our democratic struggle.

    I can understand if Mr Baba is only trying to impress his masters that he too must be seen to be doing or saying something, at least to keep his job. But if he meant his warning, then he has misdiagnosed the issue. He therefore cannot get the appropriate remedy for it. It is good that the police boss realised that there is nothing he can do to the governors who are only protecting their people’s interest. Moreover, they are also obeying the Supreme Court. Being closer to the people, they can hear the people’s loud groans. Those in Abuja are too far and detached to hear such cries or feel such pains. Rather than threaten those of us crying as we are being spanked, Mr Baba should be thinking of arresting those who put us all in this mess.

    As a matter of fact, rather than threaten, Mr Baba should thank the governors because what they told their people reduced the workload of his overstretched men who would have had to be drafted to the northern states if the governors had not found a pragmatic solution to the suicide road that the Federal Government wanted Nigerians to travel, without grumbling about its cashless policy. This would have been the natural path for the people in the south too if they had not heeded the government’s call to swap their old notes, not knowing that the government’s plan was not to swap but confiscate their money. You can’t have money, old or new, and then say you want to honour a government’s invitation to suicide. I don’t know whether Mr Baba read the story that some Nigerians are spending cedis in the country?

    Moreover, Mr Baba is from the northern part of the country. In his part of the country, there is also a popular saying literally translated to ‘it is he who had experienced it that can tell how it feels’. If someone suffering a particular affliction is complaining aloud and someone who has never experienced such sickness or trauma is trying to belittle the pains, the sufferer would ask the person if he ever experienced such a thing before. If the answer is no, then the sufferer would tell him to keep quiet because it is only someone who had experienced such a thing that is competent to talk about it.

    I am not envious of Mr Baba if he is not feeling the biting effects of the cashless policy; thousands of his men are. As a matter of fact, some of them would have told their boss to his face that it is easy to pontificate on a matter like this when one is not affected, but for the fact that, like Mr Baba, they too still want to keep their jobs. While one may not expect the IGP to openly side with the people against those he perceives as his paymasters (because, ideally, Nigerians, not President Buhari, are the ones paying his salary), there are times when silence is golden. EndSARS was bad enough for the Nigeria Police Force. Mr Baba’s predecessor knows better about this. To add that an IGP stood against the people on this ill-fated policy would seem one other error of judgement too many. In other climes, public officials resign over such failed policies. Just that Nigeria has not developed to that stage. Elsewhere, even Mr Emefiele would have long been replaced since he cannot be a man by resigning, seeing the problems his policy has caused.

    Meanwhile, where is Dina Melaye? We need the ‘Ajekun Iya’ exponent urgently to give us a befitting tune to take the heat off our zone. He must beware though that this is not the time for those rascally tunes of his. It seems the government would prefer a lullaby. Something to make Baba snore away our cashless-ness so that Mr. Baba too would not threaten us again.

    Mr Dina Melaye, over to you for this urgent assignment of national importance.

  • The Day after

    The Day after

    Last Monday, I posted on my Facebook timeline: ‘This time next week’ and expectedly I got various responses on what many people think would be the situation in the country on the second day after the election that was held yesterday.

    There have been lots of apprehension across the country about the likely outcome of particularly the presidential election and its aftermath. Will the Independent Electoral Commission (INEC) live up to expectations as its Chairman promised? Will the exercise be peaceful or will the hoodlums, unknown gunmen and other criminals disrupt the voting? Some have wondered.

    Will the ruling party’s candidate, Senator Bola Tinubu win the election or there would be an upset with victory for the candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi, political analysts and all shades of public affairs commentators have offered their views on the likely results. Some informed, some biased and others clueless though they claim to know.  

    Now that the election is over, we can begin to see the various possibilities play out. Below are some of the responses I got to my post and what I think about them.

    Someone said the election would have been over……collation continues. Yes, the collation of the results for the presidential election from each polling booth across Local Government council areas and states for final collation at the INEC headquarters in Abuja is on. The results of the National Assembly (Senate and House of Representatives) would come in earlier, but it promises to be a long wait for who will emerge as the President-elect.

    The winner will not only be determined by the majority votes but the required 25 per cent of the votes in two-thirds spread in the 36 states of the federation. Where a clear winner does not emerge, there would be a second election between the person with the highest votes and the person with the spread, but not necessarily the second-highest votes scored.

    So, when you begin to get snippets of the results in the polling booth you voted, your area or your state, don’t join those who don’t know the requirements in early celebration that may be short-lived.

    True as someone stated in the comments, there is already tension over who would be announced as the winner as not only Nigerians, but the world is waiting eagerly for the result of the presidential election. Parties may already have an idea of the possible total result, based on the collation of reports from their agents, but only the INEC declaration will be the authentic result. There is no point in getting unnecessarily agitated or joining those who can sense the loss of their candidate in fermenting trouble. As former President Goodluck Jonathan once stated, no life is worth losing for any election.

    Everybody eye go don clear! Indeed, the reality would have dawned on the various aspirants and their supporters on their true strength. Those who claimed to be experienced politicians and those who said there is no need for political structures would have been proved right or wrong based on the available results. Some must have wondered why the election turned out the way it did. Why not the way they projected or the polls indicated it would be?

    Parties will be counting gains and losses as applicable.

    Yes, they are already counting the outcome of their months of campaigns and spending. Campaigning for an election is not cheap even if it’s to pay polling agents and other officials for transportation, feeding and other logistics.

    For those who reaped bountiful votes from their investments, the celebration has commenced, why losers are still at a loss why the assurances they were given have turned out to be baseless. In any election, there are only two possibilities. You win or lose. Better luck next time to the loser, but the winners should be magnanimous in victory. It could be their turn to lose next time.

    We will be counting results some will be wailing too.

    If only wailing could change the outcome of the vote counting, but it cannot. As the popular saying, it can be too late to cry over spilt milk. The wailers still have the option of contesting their defeat before election tribunals if they have evidence to show the results do not reflect the votes by the electorates, but they will be better off accepting their defeat and spending the next four years preparing for another contest.

  • Mama Put puts Okon in his place

    Mama Put puts Okon in his place

    Okon’s wild antics and rascality have put snooper’s patience and endurance to stiff test in the past few days. The crazy Calabar boy reminds one of the legendary Ajantala of Yoruba mythology. You are cutting off his right palm and he is slipping charmed rings into the remaining fingers.

    After his famous appearance on television, the mad boy arrived home in triumphant gusto, leglessly drunk and followed by an odd array of small creek ruffians smelling of periwinkles and  James Town gin. It was a carnival procession, and they were singing an old Calabar tune, “Calabar ooooo, Calabar oooo”.

    Snooper decided to teach the boy how to manage limited success by imbibing the Yoruba code of civility and courtesy in the relaxed and civilized ambience of a Mama Put eatery. It may be that this one is the magic wand to curb the mad boy of his juvenile excesses.

         “Okon, I am taking you to a local restaurant to eat tomorrow,” Snooper announced to the boy as he swept the floor in a desultory manner while cursing Yoruba slave-raiders under his breath. Okon stopped sweeping as soon as he heard the news. He sank into a chair in front of snooper and proceeded to spread his miserable legs on the table.

    “Oga make we do Chinese meal, now. I no dey like dem yeye Yoruba food. Na so so oil and oil. No snail, no vegetable, no periwinkles”, Okon snorted.

        “Periwinkles my foot!! Has anybody in your family ever eaten Chinese meal before?” snooper screamed at the mad boy.

    “Oga make una take am easy now. I been dey do Chinese food since I come Lagos. Dem baba wey own Golden Gate na my friend. Him get one friend like that who dey teach me Australian pools. Him name be Kessington…”

        “Shut up Okon. You are a fool and ingrate. And please remove your stupid legs from my table,” Snooper snarled and rose to his full intimidating height. The mad boy quickly complied  since he has seen his boss in such a towering rage.

     On the appointed day, snooper led by foot with Okon in surly tow. We decided not to take the car just in case Okon might decide to return to cause mayhem. Through Lawanson, Ikate, Idi Araba, the Birch Freeman Secondary School marsh unto Mushin and the golden spot where snooper used to swing to the pulsating anti-establishment lyrics of Ayinla Omo-Wura a.ka. “Anigilaje eegun magaji” in the golden seventies of Johnsonian Lagos.

    Mama Miliki, a.k.a  Alubankudi, has plied her restaurant trade in many parts of Nigeria and has also done stints on the West African coast from where she picked her colourful pidgin English brimming with eccentric coinages. All hell was let loose that afternoon as soon as she sighted Okon

    “Chei Oga, abi you sabi Egwe? Kai, kai na real kata boy. Won na na real jaguda. He come tell us say he dey go London go read law. Ase na lie, omo ale.”, the woman exclaimed, panting with excitement.

    “You no dey watch television?” Okon said with a sheepish frown, trying to bluff his way through.

    “Shut up, jibiti boy. Who put butter for monkey’s mouth? Who put anoya like you for  television? Oga dis Egwe na mad boy ooo. Where you come get am?” Mama Miliki screamed.

    “But his name is not Egwe?” snooper noted with a smile.

    “Who sabi im name? But dem say na Egwe him dey scream when him head don catch fire for inside bedroom. He come dey chase one girl here dem call Rose and dem dey eat my food.  He eat so tey he come vamoose. Rose he no marry. Money he no pay. Today go be today oo”

           “But mama miliki, you wan do too” Okon interrupted her.

           “Shut up, mad boy. He wan roga me one morning like dat. Him say he wan perm mon hair.As he come dey play molo for  ma hair I sabi say he get as he be, na im I come hit am with dat pebble. He come kaput small. Wo Lamidi, come da sharia for am. E dumbu e .(Slaughter him)”

     At this point one hefty bald man brandishing a local dagger emerged from nowhere with three stalwarts shouting bisimilahi, bisimilahi.  Okon promptly took to his heels.

  • The last volley from Akarabata

    The last volley from Akarabata

    Those who refuse to learn from the past will learn to relive its horrors. Institutional memory has been completely vaporized in contemporary Nigeria. Yet as the tallies tumble in from all over the country, it is useful to make some valid observations about what may turn out to be the most contentious presidential election in the nation’s history. It may also be necessary to proffer the way forward in order to dispel the clouds of mutual recriminations and animosity.

          From all available evidence, Nigerians are fairly adept at cleaning up after each disaster. They do it with such antiseptic relish which makes them look like modern masters of the art of loss adjustment. Perhaps this is what makes denizens of the postcolonial pandemonium often feel totally invincible and oblivious of gravity. After each dreadful blow to the solar plexus, Nigeria’s capacity for swift recovery is a tad short of the miraculous.

     Akarabata is a Modakeke suburb of the ancient and historic town of Ile-Ife which witnessed considerable carnage and destruction during the last, and hopefully the very last, eruption of internecine warfare between warring communities of ancient brothers and sisters. Barely two decades after the commotion, Akarabata is showing signs of remarkable recovery. There is a hint of creative destruction somewhere which recalls the exploits of Ogun, the Yoruba deity of iron and gore himself.

      After their first baptism of hell fire in the hands of the modern masters of savage destruction during the naval bombardment of Lagos in 1851 and 1861, the Yoruba people chose to record their experience for posterity in the figure of speech known as onomatopoeia. The meaning is in the sound. Agidingbi is the fearsome noise made by the naval gun as it exploded over the hapless and the helpless. By the time the guns went silent, the old city centre was a hollowed out crater.

      Almost two decades after, the natives, having acquired the new weapon of mass evisceration from the colonial masters, choose to record the salutary experience in another stirring onomatopoeia. Kiriji is the sound made by the Maxim gun as it shattered the peace of the pristine valley of what is now known as Igbajo. After the ding-dong stalemate which lasted almost a decade, the colonial masters came and ordered the charm-suffused native combatants to go home and kill themselves no more.

      The colonialists would have been bemused to no end by the fetish and the resort to apocalyptic incantation. The bullet does not obey the amulet. This fiery introduction was the first encounter of the hinterland Yoruba people with modernity and modernization.

      And if there was any doubt about a new sheriff in town particularly among stalwarts of the fabled Ibadan army, the brisk overpowering of the Ijebu army at Imagbon, the humiliation of Balogun Kerara’s Ilorin force and the Adubi war in which the colonial army overran the nascent Egba city-state in 1918 would have dispelled such illusions.

      The sight of Balogun Ogedengbe, the legendary Ijesha warrior, being handcuffed and frog-marched to Ibadan on the orders of the no-nonsense and proactively punitive Captain Bower on the ground of conduct prejudicial to public order would have sent a chill down the spine of many foolhardy Yoruba nationalists. The old order had indeed ended and a new one in was in place.

     A century and several decades after this colonial pacification of another ethnic formation in the lower Niger, Nigerians in general and the Yoruba in particular are still at each other’s throat, doing what they are at their best doing. But for the veneer of modernization and modernity, nothing much has changed. The contraption bequeathed to us by Lord Fredrick Lugard is still in dire need of a fundamental reset.  This country is almost at the end of its tether.

     This is why whoever is declared as the winner of yesterday’s presidential sweepstakes has his job cut out for him. Nigeria is so politically ravaged, so economically despoiled and so institutionally decoupled that it will now take a master genius and a congeries of luminaries to realign its fundamentally impaired framework as the last hope of the Black person in a rapidly evolving world order.

      It is only within this context of institutional disarticulation that one can understand the weird drama that took place at the Supreme Court last week. After vowing publicly and without any compulsion to dispense with and dispose of all the outstanding cases before them, the lordships went into a private session only to come back with a constitutional fudge which left ether of the contending parties with what is known as a balance of dissatisfaction. Neither got what they wanted.

        Perhaps in the charged and explosive atmosphere, it was the wisest and most judicious thing to do. In a fractious, multi-ethnic polity with polarized elites, heavens do not fall neatly after justice has been done either substantively or by constitutional stonewalling. There are consequences. Their lordships betrayed their own psychological unease by resorting to open tantrums and jaided jeremiads unworthy of the highest altar of justice in the land.

      Nothing can justify the embarrassing proclamation of victimhood emanating from the Supreme Court last week, not even in the most outlandish Theatre of the Absurd. When justices of the Supreme Court begin to moan in public that they did not cherish becoming anybody’s scapegoat you begin to wonder whether Nigeria has at last arrived in Kafka land or whether the man who has been described as the classic representative of the Age of Anxiety and mass neurosis has decided to pay us a visit.

     The most charitable explanation one can find for the bizarre conduct of their lordships is that the uproarious condemnation and vitriol of the past few weeks finally breached their walls of icy reserve and glum reticence.  Trapped between the political mob outside howling for justice and the executive mobsters bent on interpreting the rule of law according to their whims and fantasies, one can appreciate the plight and predicament of the apex court.

      The toughest masquerades also cry when they step on broken glasses or hit their legs against the hard rock. But this is why in any country worth its salt, it is only those who pass the grueling test of physical, psychological and mental stamina that are found appointable to the highest bench in the land. It is not a bazaar of feudal privileges or an enactment of the royal code of preferment.

      What happened last week was an exercise in self-demystification whose echoes will resonate in the coming weeks as we face up to the legal fall-out of the most contentious presidential election in our history. The Supreme Court has all but used up its social and legal capital. One can only hope that in the coming months, the open contempt for some of its recent verdicts will not degenerate into violent disputation.

       Unless Nigeria’s legendary luck intervenes and offers us a dramatic reprieve, the institutional chaos of postcolonial Nigeria and its dire wages are likely to haunt the nation in the coming months. Several times in the last three decades one has seen the Ghanaian Apex court adjudicate with patriotism and clinical finesse when the perennial ideological polarization between the Nkrumah and Danquah tendencies in the country’s post-independence politics snowball into electoral disorder.

      Twice in the same period, one has witnessed the Kenyan Supreme Court rise to its full heroic stature as it stood proudly and stoutly between the country and political chaos as well as anarchic bloodletting. First when it ordered a presidential rerun in an election already declared for the incumbent president, Uhuru Kenyatta. Second when it recently dismissed the petition of Raila Odinga, the perennial president runner and son of Jaramogi Oginga Odinga, the country’s founding Vice President.

       In all these cases, the parties quietly went back home with their faith in the impartiality and integrity of their nation’s apex court unshaken. To build up this kind of goodwill which enhances national cohesion and stability a nation’s judiciary, particular the apex court, requires tremendous social capital and its wise and judicious disbursement. As it has been noted by many scholars, the paradox of social capital is that the more you expend it wisely, the more its net worth and network increase.  

     The case of Nigeria reminds one of the proverbial farmer who after planting a hundred yam seedlings insisted that he had actually planted two hundred. As the Yoruba people will summarize things, after finishing eating the tubers of truth, he must commence with eating the tubers of falsehood.

      Yet it will be unfair and unjust to single out the Supreme Court for reprimand over institutional degeneracy. Every other national institution that has been called upon to save the country in its darkest hour of need has failed the test: the political class, the military, the intelligentsia, the comprador class etc. Rather than an isolated case of macular degeneracy, what we are dealing with is a wholesale institutional meltdown which requires a new beginning rather than cosmetic palliatives.

      Let us end by revisiting the past. If the capacity of Nigerians for swift recovery is just short of the miraculous, the inability to profit from past experience is equally legendary. A few months short of forty years ago, Nigeria contributed a new phrase to the global electoral lexicon. It is known as the Modakeke figures.

    Well before the advent of B-VAS and electronic transmission of result, an embattled local community, feeling a sense of siege from all sides, decided to take its electoral destiny in its own hand by voting massively against the hegemonic political tendency in the old region. Voting ended before real voting and accreditation of voters began. It would have taken a harebrained fellow to complain openly.

    The result was the stuff of outlandish fiction. It outstripped the combined voting output in the entire district. The people stuck to their gun. The tally was upheld by conniving agents of FEDECO, the then electoral commission and the ruling party was swept out of office. But it was a pyrrhic victory. Three months later, the entire edifice was sent crashing by military Caesars waiting in the wing.

    Almost forty years after and from a totally antithetical direction, another embattled Nigerian community, feeling a sense of alienation and hostility from the Nigerian postcolonial state,is showing a different kind of defiance. If the sit at home order prevailed yesterday, it means that the South East has electorally excised itself from the rest of the nation. Except when they throw up a true visionary, elections tend to compound and exacerbate the National Question.

       We live in interesting times.

  • Emefiele, others jeer at Supreme Court

    Emefiele, others jeer at Supreme Court

    A DAY after the Supreme Court granted an interim order restraining the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) from enforcing the deadline to delegitimise the old naira notes, this newspaper screamed in its headline ‘Relief, joy as Supreme Court halts CBN deadline on old naira’. And with the World Bank and International Monetary Fund (IMF) describing the deadline as poorly conceived and impracticable, that February 9 headline seemed reasonable, accurate and objective. There was no way on earth, not even in fiction, that the newspaper could have foreseen the CBN’s and federal government’s blatant disobedience to the February 8 apex court court order.

    The following Tuesday, February 14, speaking to representatives of the diplomatic corps, the CBN governor, Mr Godwin Emefiele, defiantly said that there was no going back on the February 10 deadline. In other words, the deadline was already being enforced by the time he spoke with the diplomats, all of them far more capable and circumspect than he is in appreciating policy and political undercurrents. How Mr Emefiele did not understand that publicising his disobedience to court order in the presence of diplomats exposed the country to global ridicule is beyond explanation. Before the diplomats, the CBN governor gave indication that his word was law, and that his word transcended the apex court’s order.

    Mr Emefiele was, however, not alone in subverting the constitution and arrogating to himself the power to defy the laws of the land, including the CBN Act that regulates the operations of his organisation. Shockingly, President Muhammadu Buhari followed suit a day after the Supreme Court sat a second time on the matter and retained the order to extend the naira swap deadline till the case was determined. Nigerians were horrified, including those who even defended the CBN’s quest to enforce the arbitrary and counterproductive deadline set for the naira swap. Mr Emefiele had put on record before diplomats that the CBN would flout the apex court order. The consequences will follow him sometime in the near future. But for the president to also put on record his administration’s disobedience to court order was tantamount to a subversion of the constitution from which he draws his legitimacy.

    In an address read to the nation a day after the apex court insisted its order against the CBN deadline subsisted, the president said he would be exempting only the N200 note from the list of banned notes. That was not the order of the apex court. The order was a simple and direct one, and it contained no ambiguity nor lent itself to any negotiation. This disobedience to court order will return to haunt the president. He will find himself becoming a pariah to the rest of the world. They would wonder why he was not imaginative enough to couch his defiance, or even pretend to obey the order while working against it behind closed doors. Had the president’s disobedience to court order been reflected in a press statement issued by one of his spokesmen, the administration could easily walk it back, even after many implausible days. But to address the nation directly as well as offer untenable and unjustifiable arguments leaves him no room to manoeuvre now or in the future.

    Both the president’s and Mr Emefiele’s defiance are symptomatic of the horrifying decline in which Nigeria has become immersed. The president was never a convinced democrat, and had repeatedly advocated for the subordination of the rule of law to national security interests; but after presiding over Nigeria for seven years and more, he was expected to know a thing or two about running a modern society, and was not expected to ruffle judicial feathers or subvert the constitution a mere three months or so to the end of his tenure. He was expected to go quietly. He has, however, chosen not to go quietly, with the little dignity left of his combative and controversial government now all but dissipated on the altar of feverish conspiracies against his own party, the party that projected and fed him.

    The president’s address also brought to the fore the alarming lack of quality and courage in the president’s kitchen cabinet. To allow the president make this monumental gaffe is probably a testament to his team’s lack of quality. No speechwriter worth his salt would pen that kind of speech, except perhaps it was drafted at the CBN and only slightly redacted in the presidency. But whether it was drafted at the CBN or by the president’s speechwriters, it was an infernally poor job, one which neither the president nor the speechwriter would live down for as long as they live. Apart from the horrendous disobedience to court order embodied by the address, the economic arguments contained in it were also unworthy of any decent and adequately trained economist. The address, not to say the proud but vexatious bearing of Mr Emefiele, is perhaps the lowest point in this republic, far more obscene in its import than ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo’s 2005 disobedience to the Supreme Court judgement on the creation of local governments in Lagos.

    When the Supreme Court retained its order on the old notes, it was a huge relief indeed. But it had to be undermined by an administration and a CBN governor that had no sense of history or the inviolability of the law. Having defied the constitution and boxed themselves into a corner, it remains to be seen how the matter would end. The streets have erupted in protests in some parts of the country, and the country is left angry and frustrated by the government’s intransigence and insensitivity. The president and his team, not to talk of the arrogant Mr Emefiele, have no mechanism in place to gauge the mood of the country over their controversial policies. Consequently, they have misread the naira policy and its implications for peace, growth and security. But despite their reputations and legacies being torn into shreds, they may indeed take macabre satisfaction that their ulterior motives, their pernicious political agenda designed to catch a mouse or burn down the barn, are close to being realised. They should not celebrate too early.

    El-Rufai’s inspiring example

    KADUNA State governor Nasir el-Rufai may seem to some people cantankerous, but there is no doubt that when he finds a cause, he prosecutes it with inimitable vigour. In the past few weeks, one of such causes has been the naira redesign policy cobbled together and clumsily implemented to harm the All Progressives Congress (APC) and its chances in the next elections, of course among other controversial objectives. The policy is a disaster through and through, for it has slowed down economic activities, pauperised many, caused political chaos, and paralysed the country. Mallam el-Rufai is of course not the only one or the first to decipher the hidden and bizarre intentions of the policy, especially its impact on economic activities in the North and the political fortunes of the APC. But he is probably the first among the governors to raise the alarm.

    No one is sure just how far the governor will go in fighting the mistimed and poorly implemented policy, but it is reassuring that he has remained dogged in the battle. Yes, he can be sometimes unpredictable, and his loyalties can also sometimes prove protean, as some of his detractors have alleged verbally and in writing, but fortunately for him, criticisms have never really deterred him from being himself, or from identifying with a cause of his choosing, no matter how controversial. The APC is fortunate to have him in their ranks. And for now, they can rest assured that he will not flinch from battle. Not only has he made very sensible arguments about the weaknesses and misconceptions of the naira swap policy, as contained in his proactive address to the people of Kaduna, he has also courageously spoken truth to power in Aso Villa.

    Mallam el-Rufai’s courage and brilliance in assailing the poor and pernicious implementation of the naira swap policy demonstrates why every cabinet, whether at the federal or state level, needs courageous and intelligent members. The weaknesses of the naira policy, which he identified in his broadcast, also demonstrates, sadly, why it is clear that the Muhammadu Buhari cabinet as well as presidential advisers were either not afforded the opportunity to debate the policy or perhaps the men around the president are a disaster.   

  • Naira crisis and Buhari’s awkward response

    Naira crisis and Buhari’s awkward response

    After President Muhammadu Buhari’s puzzling address to the nation last Thursday over the naira scarcity crisis, few All Progressives Congress (APC) leaders and members still believe that his heart is with their party. In Paragraph 23 of his address, he reechoed his singsong to Nigerians to vote candidates of their choice, exulting in Paragraphs 21 and 22 about his administration’s deliberate diminution of money politics or vote-buying. His innuendos all but made it clear in what low esteem he holds his party. If there is anyone left who still thinks the president is not engaging in a systematic and choreographed demolition of his party, complete with stigmatising them, the timing of the so-called monetary policy of naira redesign and the artificial scarcity the imprudent Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) orchestrated should disabuse their minds. The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the main beneficiary of the atrociously executed policy of naira redesign, and the fringe player, the Labour Party, do not need to campaign anymore. Indeed their campaigns since the naira policy was hastily introduced and inflicted on the nation had become quite superfluous. The Buhari administration and the ingratiating CBN governor Godwin Emefiele have become their chief campaigners.

    But the APC will probably survive this self-immolation. The president’s Thursday address, which centred on naira scarcity but ignored the more lasting fuel crisis, was completely unnecessary. There was no sentiment he expressed openly in the address to the detriment of his party that had not been given secret impetus through administrative subterfuges inspired and propelled by Aso Villa denizens. All that was required of him, if he was bent on speaking to the country directly, was to address two issues: one was the outcome of the consultations he had with the Council of State the previous week and his reading of the sufferings of his countrymen queuing to collect an insulting and dehumanising fraction of their legitimately earned money; and the second was his response to, and understanding of, the Supreme Court injunction ordering the administration and the CBN to abandon the naira swap deadline for the moment. To do both, an express directive to the CBN governor would have been more than sufficient. And if any further explanation was required, one of his spokesmen would have stepped in.

    If the president thought the matter was serious enough to demand the attention of his countrymen, perhaps he would use the address to underscore his belief and commitment to democracy, the rule of law, and his desire to position his administration as a listening and feeling government. Alas, on all scores, he opted for the opposite. The Council of State had advised him to let the old and new notes coexist if the CBN could not guarantee sufficient supply in the short run. Of course the eminent Council knew the CBN was incapable of bridging the shortfall. The Supreme Court, where the Zamfara, Kogi and Kaduna governors had made recourse in their search for amelioration, also ordered that the notes coexist until the suit was heard and determined. The gravamen of both order and advice was that the CBN policy must be kept in some abeyance. In many unnecessary paragraphs, the president harangued his countrymen and finally and grudgingly granted the coexistence of the old and new N200 notes. From Paragraph seven to Paragraph 10, the president cited some implausible monetary policy tools that necessitated his administration’s skewed and counterproductive approach to economic theory. His assumptions and arguments were nothing but nugatory.

    Indeed, in his address, President Buhari simply threw out the advice of the Council of State and flared contempt for the order of the Supreme Court. The advice of the Council was commonsensical, but in the face of the extreme chicaneries projected by the administration, it amounted to nothing. As a matter of fact, other than acknowledging he had consulted with the Council, the president made no further reference to what they said or didn’t say, or whether their advice made sense or not. As for the apex court, the president made short shrift of their order. The order was unambiguous, even to a first-year law student, indeed to anyone who could read or write. So, the problem is not that the administration couldn’t interpret the order, despite the legal shenanigans of the attorney general of the federation (AGF); the problem is that the administration has never had a comfortable relationship or interaction with the rule of law and the principles of democracy. Not only does the president see leadership of Nigeria as inextricably and conceptually interwoven with ownership of the country, he has always been unable to draw a line between democracy and dictatorship. On the surface, unfortunately as many analysts mistakenly believe, he is convinced that his naira policy would put an end to vote-buying or money politics. Ending money politics is, however, unlikely to be his main objective. There is nothing in this election which his party, or any other party, will do that was not done in 2015 or 2019. The scale may be different, but the measures applied before are substantially the same politicking applicable in 2023.

    Even though the apex court adjourned hearing till this week, the order it gave two Wednesdays ago still subsisted. The Buhari administration did not indicate they were unable to understand or interpret the order deferring the enforcement of the February 10 deadline for naira swap. They were simply and willfully uninterested in obeying it. Mr Emefiele first gave indication of that disobedience when he met apprehensive diplomats last week and reiterated that despite the apex court order extending the naira swap deadline, the February 10 date still stood. The administration had begun to circle the wagons and ready its armada to besiege the rule of law. No circular was issued to the commercial banks in line with the apex court order, and nothing was said publicly or privately to suggest that the administration would respect the courts and the rule of law. Instead, in his address, the president barely conceded the coexistence of the old and new N200 notes and willfully ruled both the N500 and N1,000 notes permanently out of circulation. They had brusquely and subversively determined what part of the apex court order to obey.

    The evil geniuses who plotted the administration’s incomprehensible election period objectives and responses are masterminds. They know their onions. They knew what to do if any naysayer took the matter to court, and they have played their cards adroitly by checkmating the litigants with legal sleights of hand. The administration’s goal was not any nonsensical monetary policy about firming up the value of the naira, checking inflation, thwarting kidnappers and ransoms, or promoting economic growth. These are merely collateral gains, should they manifest and prove enduring. Their main objective all along was to alter the outcome of the presidential election in favour of regional accretion of power using angry and disenchanted voters, or to forestall the elections altogether. Their eagerness in setting up a transition team was a ruse, a red herring. They are convinced that one of the two options will come to pass, and they are perfectly at home with either one. If the first option, they would not mind the PDP assuming office, for they view that execrable option as less provocative than the APC winning. The president may have mouthed many slogans in favour of the APC and reiterated the date and sanctity of the elections, however, party leaders now believe that for a man so accustomed to rigidity, he has found new and fecund ways to mince words. In appreciation of the administration’s disruptive policies, both the PDP and the LP have been less critical of the government and the naira policy. The LP, of course, is the PDP’s alter ego.

    Alarmed by what they have begun to see and feel, APC leaders have started to assert themselves more vigorously against the incendiary policies of the administration. They hope they are not too late. When the president began to muscle the party leadership about two years ago, party leaders and governors traipsed along. They hoped that by groveling before the president he would either carry them along or respect their wishes on the few occasions they disagreed with him. When he dictated the overthrow of the party’s executive committee, they humoured him. When he named a successor to the chairmanship, they chorused in appreciation, believing that their often standoffish president was now becoming more beneficially involved. But when he made a subterranean push for a presidential aspirant, they baulked for the first time. His choice had indeed consternated them, and they saw the choice as peculiarly insensitive and reflective of the insularity and parochialism of his aides. Soon, they realised that if they were to win the election, party leaders would need to beat a different path. That path has now obviously and ominously pitted them against the president.

    Only now have APC leaders begun to realise that the naira policy and the intransigence of the administration were designed and orchestrated in such a way as to mass and condense public disapproval of the APC to the last few weeks and days before the election, when perhaps any amelioration would be difficult. On Wednesday, when the apex court makes a pronouncement on the contempt with which the administration has treated their order on the terminal date of the naira swap, the damage would already be cataclysmic. The litigant governors will get their reprieve alright, but the reprieve will come two days before the fateful vote, a little too late to assuage the anger and bitterness of undiscriminating voters who, it is feared, hold the ruling party responsible for their woes. The PDP waits with bated breath next door, hoping to reap from the national disaffection, and trusting that both the president and CBN governor will hold their nerves to the very disruptive end. The only redemption left for the APC leaders, who are now condemned to experiencing and nurturing a schism between their party and Aso Villa, is to make the phony war with the waffling administration an open war. In words and actions, the leaders have already parted ways with the countervailing forces in Aso Villa clearly working for the PDP and regional power retention. The APC leaders need to meet and confer to save themselves from existential doom. If the PDP wins in February, they will suffer a wipe out at the March state elections. They must now take the bull by the horns by explicating their internecine quarrel as an ideological rather than mundane battle, and as a last-ditch effort to save the people from the stranglehold of Aso Villa, PDP and LP leaders, all of whom eulogise and promote the unworkable and shortsighted naira policy.

    The president’s address to the nation illustrates vividly his ossified and incredibly confined view of politics, economics and society. More, it demonstrates how effortlessly he executes scorched-earth policies both at the party and national levels. He has used the APC almost as a special purpose vehicle, and is now not averse to letting it burn off like a rocket booster on a space ship. APC leaders, perhaps led by their governors, must urgently meet to find a way in days to convince the electorate that they fought the Villa’s naira policy while the PDP and LP acquiesced to it. They must find a way of getting through to their grassroots and convincing them that the party and the country can only be saved not by cutting their nose to spite their face, but by recognising the competence and depth of APC leaders quite distinct from Aso Villa’s errant an anti-party policies. They have a few days to carry out this frenetic task if they are not to experience a wipe out. Neither the president nor Mr Emefiele will reverse the naira policy, regardless of what the Supreme Court says. Even if they eventually relent and decide to obey the apex court order, they will sabotage even that obedience by undermining naira supply and doctoring the records. But if in the unlikely event the APC loses, the administration, citing court order, will happily go ahead and relax the policy. However, this administration will do nothing until after the February 25 election.

    Naira policy is dry run for presidency

    Last October, the Muhammadu Buhari administration announced a new naira policy. It was chaotic, ill-conceived, malicious, and, in the end, poorly and negligently executed. The CBN did not do its homework at all: no research, no statistical understanding of Nigeria’s banking culture, and the whole exercise was worsened by poor and incompetent execution. Nevertheless, the people were trusting. They were expected to start depositing their old N200, N500, and N1,000 notes, but would not get new ones until December 15. Who does that nonsense? Anyway, by the third week of January, 2023, the old notes were still being dispensed by the banks. Predictably, chaos ensued, and the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, drew attention to the developing crisis, warning that the chaos was engineered to subvert the APC and himself from victory in the polls. Considering that his party was in office, it took courage to raise the alarm and advocate deadline extension. Since then, both the president and the APC candidate have continued to bait each other with barbs, with one declaring ghoulish support and the other paying reverential homage, but neither meaning a word they said. The conspiracies have become self-evident.

    But both the PDP and LP candidates denounced the alarm and encouraged the CBN governor, Godwin Emefiele, to stick to his failing and tragic naira swap plan. It took the worsening of the naira crisis to reluctantly get the PDP and LP candidates to consent to an extension of the January 31 deadline. Reluctantly, the government shifted the deadline to February 10, but warned that there would be no further shift. One or two weeks later, after sounding the first alarm, Asiwaju Tinubu again warned that the worsening chaos was engineered to prevent election from taking place, including plotting for an interim government. He advocated another extension. This time, the PDP and LP sneered at the APC suggestion, and despite the immense anguish encountered by beleaguered Nigerians, encouraged the government not to relent. Indeed, both parties even blamed the APC for hoarding the new notes, until it was revealed that only about N300bn was printed to replace more than N2.5trn mopped up. In an economy estimated to be over N170trn, said economists undermining the specious and negligent argument of the CBN, it is criminal conspiracy to print N300bn-N400bn when even N2.5trn would not be sufficient.

    Both the PDP and LP provided no statistical justifications for their support for Mr Emefiele’s naira swap and no sound argument for their hard line positions. Even after the Supreme Court ordered a deadline extension, only the APC candidate engaged with the public, offered six economic options for consideration, and made sound arguments about the direction the economy should be heading. It was immediately clear that both the PDP and LP were not prepared for office, had no fresh ideas to propound, and no conception of society, let alone understand its workings and how to reengineer it. Clearly, the naira redesign policy tested the leadership instincts and prowess of the candidates, measured their response time, and determined whether they appreciate what leadership is all about. The policy in fact presented the country with a dry run for the presidency. It would be tragic if the lesson is lost on the country.

    It also became quite clear that even the current Buhari administration has an awkward understanding of leadership, not to talk of envisaging a great future for the country. As the self-inflicted naira swap crisis swelled and exploded, the president barely consulted with anyone but the incompetent and genuflecting Mr Emefiele, abandoned any pretext to inclusivity in governance, and deprecated the intervention of both the Council of State and the apex court. Just how much punishment can Nigeria endure?

  • SNAPSONG 180

    SNAPSONG 180

    • Nigeria: A Harvest of Horrors (Part 3)

    Pepeye, nigba too m’owe

    Ki lo be l’udo se?*

    Incompetence weds Corruption

         And a dark, unruly tragedy is born

    As the Nation thrashes about

         Like a snake without a head

    Now Bandits stoke our fears

         An oil-drenched Nation lacks

    The brain to power its progress

         A mindless paint-over of a battered currency

    Has thrown the nation’s debt-drained economy into a tailspin

         The ‘cashless’ country dreamed up by

    Emefailure, Chief Witchdoctor of the National Vault,

         Has turned Nigeria into the saddest joke of the Universe

    From the rocky seat of power

         It has been silence, empty, disdainful silence

    But why did Luku fight so hard for this Crown

         When he knew it was too heavy for his head?   

    Unspeakable hardships harass our being

         Untimely deaths depletes our ranks

    There is not a single corner in this land

         Untouched by this plague from our mindless Pharaoh

    Unhappy the land where rulers cannot THINK

         And/or are too haughty to know

    The world asks with most the impatient consternation:

         Why is Lukuland such a Netherworld of Fools?

    Ignorance kills a Nation

         Our own is already close to a disgraceful grave

    What do you do with/to a Nation

         Which so conscientiously disables the able?

    ———————-

    * Oh Duck, why your frantic craving for the river

    When you knew you lacked the power to swim?

    ** For more on Meritocracy and Competence, see Nigeria and I: Getting Politics Right to Make Nigeria Work, by Ladipo Adamolekun