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  • The 8th February of General Muhammadu Buhari

    The 8th February of General Muhammadu Buhari

    These are very fraught and interesting times indeed. It is a very precarious moment in the history of the nation. Nigerians need to reflect deeply  about the fate of the country, particularly about the ironies, contradictions and paradoxes that mark their constant encounter with history and the unending struggle to create a livable nation out of the chaotic amalgam handed down to them by their former colonial masters.

    To do this in the column this morning, we have decided to enlist the thoughts of some outstanding philosophers. From different angles, their penetrating illuminations will beam on different aspects of the Nigerian conundrum.

      Perhaps it has to do with the month of February itself. In the tropics, February is a complex and contradictory month. It is the month of progress and retrogression alike. It is the month of renewal and regeneration when the tropical world bids goodbye to the hot and sultry dry season to welcome the first rains of the year. The farmers get to work. There is hope and optimism in the air. But things can still go terribly awry, particularly if there is a miscalculation of the climatological designs of the elements.

      The month of February occupies a storied place in the post-independence history of the nation. It was the month when a Nigerian military leader was assassinated in broad daylight on the streets of Lagos. Were he to be alive, the mercurial and tempestuous Murtala Mohammed would have been eighty five this year.

    On February 13th 1976, he was cut down in a hail of bullets at the age of thirty eight. The officer who captured the assassin told this writer of how he brought him down to Bonny Camp tied up with his belt as makeshift handcuff.

     During the melee, the then Major General Alani Akinrinade, having conferred with Lieutenant General Theophilus Danjuma, strolled into an adjoining room filled with officers in order to find a radio set to counter Colonel Dimka’s incoherent and inebriated broadcast. The officers all stood up to attention. But they were all part of the plot. 

     Let us now fast forward the plot. Eight Februaries ago, Major General Mohammadu Buhari was riding the crest of public opinion as the messiah the nation had been waiting for. At this point, the general from Daura could do no wrong. Nigeria had taken a bad mauling from corruption, insecurity and wanton inefficiency. The tall, abstemious and astringently incorruptible former infantry officer was widely seen as the man with the magic wand to do the needful.

      Despite some sharp disavowals and strident condemnation of what was perceived as his bigotry, his sectionalism and predilection for languid abdication of responsibility at critical moments, nothing could dent or sully his reputation among his teeming compatriots for fairness, fearlessness and abiding patriotism.  He was considered a man far more sinned against than sinning.

     There was widespread nostalgia for his first coming when he stood ramrod against the bastions of corruption and state debauchery. He wore his steely patriotism on his sleeves and as part of his epaulettes. If only he had been allowed to do the needful by his corrupt and politically tainted military contemporaries, Nigeria would have been a better place for everybody. Unhappy indeed is the land in perpetual search of heroes.

       Eight years and two presidential terms later in this momentous month of February and as the general from Daura prepares to hand over to his successor in arguably the most consequential election in Nigeria’s history, the public mood has turned sour and sullied. All the accolades and ululations have disappeared.

      In their place there is a country-wide bitterness and recrimination. Even in places where the general was deified and considered a secular saint, he has been subject to rowdy humiliation or sullen disapproval. It appears as if the northern militias no longer hearken to their old magus. As they say in this part of the world, dem mumu don do.

       There is something very nasty and even psychotic about the Nigerian political mob, particularly when it finally turns against a public figure. There is no reason or restraint to the wild animus. No hostages are taken and no quarters are given. The achievements, however minor or miniscule, count for nothing. The mood is frankly and frantically regicidal. Having shot himself in the foot, how the president hopes to conduct free, fair and generally acceptable elections in these murky circumstances remains a mystery.

      It will be speculated that what finally did in and unhorsed the former infantry officer are his careless and carefree attitude to public plight as seen in the lingering fuel crisis and his obsession with economic corruption even while stoking the fire of political corruption. By a remarkable political irony, the two Supreme Court arbitrations this past week underscore and signpost the president’s plight and predilection.

       The first, and by a stretch the more infamous, is a tribute to judicial infamy and political nepotism. It will rank as a calculated assault and unconscionable damage to Nigeria’s political evolution. In reinstating the candidacy of the senate president and by resorting to empty legal technicalities such as the fuzzy and woozy distinction between originating summons and writ of summons to do so, the apex court flunked a chance to pronounce on a matter so fundamental to Nigeria’s burgeoning democracy.

       If the political parties had been functioning properly, the ranking echelons ought to have prevailed on the senate president not to pursue the case to the apex court, particularly after appearing to have relented. It gives the impression that Senator Ahmed Lawan is still needed for some unfinished hatchet job. More seriously, it puts the Supreme Court on the spot, doing further damage to its already besmirched reputation.  Ruling classes must realize that they cannot win all the time.

      The second judgment on Wednesday which aligned itself with the public mood by restraining the federal authorities from pursuing the punitive and draconian deadline for the exchange of old currencies for new ones, restored much hope and credibility to the apex court. Whatever the political motivation of the distinguished jurists, this is why it will always be unfair and unjust to dismiss the apex court in its entirety. The apex court is also full of countervailing tendencies.

      But such is the foul mood of the public that not many are ready to cut the Supreme Court any slack over this. A hardened cynic cautioned this writer. “Whoever told you that the two interventions did not emanate from the same official quarters? Look my friend, the Supreme Court is not supreme when the supreme interest of the ruling class is concerned. The reefs are dancing to the beat of the same underwater musician”, he crowed.

      And so the nation has found itself between Scylla and Charybdis or between the rock and the hard place; between the lure of cautious optimism and the hard evidence that buttresses unyielding despondency. Meanwhile the entire polity is on edge. The political mob out there has taken the power game a notch higher in the decibel of destruction. If the powers that be fail to read the signals correctly, it is only a question of time before anarchy reaches out to the temple of authority.

      In his sober moments and in his heart of heart, President Buhari must be ruing the day he decided to rule Nigeria once again as a civilian Caesar. The Nigerian Power Consortium made sure he lost his youth, his energy, vitality and remnant political idealism in the elusive quest before throwing the laurel at him like a morsel of meat before a whippersnapper. By now, he would have come to the belated realization that this current Nigeria is not the same that he once ruled about forty years earlier.     

     Forty years after his first coming, Nigerians are poorer, more embittered, more embattled and more fractious. The public temper is far more brittle. The National Question has never been more sharply posed than at this perilous moment. Having been mugged for over forty years by a succession of military and civilian autocrats, Nigerians have reached the edge of the chasm and are in no mood for any anodyne nonsense or sweet talk.

      The ongoing currency change debacle would have been unthinkable under General Buhari as a military ruler of Nigeria. He would have browbeaten and steamrolled his way through. This was because at that point in time all the remnant state institutions remained in awe of the regnant military establishment.

     There would have been no room for a wayward and politically incontinent CBN governor. The Supreme Court would have been in strict compliance. Ouster clauses or ousting clutches would have made sure that the Apex court did the needful and did not do the needless. As a consequence of this near-perfect military dictatorship, General Buhari, a few months into his tenure as a military ruler, was able to effect a  currency swap without inflicting needless and protracted pains on the populace.

      But that was then, and it had to be then too. The late Dele Giwa once told of how Buhari’s deputy, General Tunde Idiagbon, personally drove him through the streets of Lagos in the dead of the night without being able to unburden what was troubling his soul.

      Idiagbon was the epitome of the patriotic and incorruptible officer of immaculate integrity unlike the corrupt mafia that now inhabits Aso Rock under a civilianized Buhari. Like all other Nigerians, Dele Giwa woke up to find out that the old currency was no more.

       It is now time to bring in our great philosophers. According to Heraclitus, the great philosopher of perpetual flux in human affairs, you cannot step into the same river twice. This was the puzzle this writer pressed on General Buhari at the beginning of his tenure as a civilian ruler of Nigeria. If he had thought otherwise, the events of the last eight years and the sober reality of unpleasant events converging should be enough to convince him of the absolute truth of this philosophical gem.

      No human society remains the same for long. Historical developments and unfolding contradictions in human affairs make sure of that. By all accounts, General Buhari in his military heydays was a fine and outstanding officer indeed. But the set of skills and competencies required to run a military formation is quite different from what is required to rule a modern, multi-ethnic and fractious nation. The latter requires greater tact, diplomacy and greater analytical, political and emotional intelligence.

      We can now bring on our last philosopher.  Karl Marx is unarguably one of the greatest thinkers of modern civilization. The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Napoleon is a sustained piece of brilliant polemical ruminations full of biting irony, whipping wit and endlessly inventive invectives. Expanding on Hegel’s observations, Marx concluded that although history repeats itself, the first time it is as a tragedy while the second time is as a farce.

      In the first tragic occurrence, Napoleon Bonaparte, a successful military officer, aborted the French Revolution by imposing a personal dictatorship on the fledgling republic. This was after much toil, tears and heroism on the part of the ordinary French populace. Almost fifty years after, Louis, Napoleon’s nephew, aborted fledgling democratic institutions in France in a coup d’état that borrowed its tropes from his uncle’s heroic derring-do. This was what Marx considered a tragic farce.

       Many modern readers miss the rich ironies of Marx’s lancing thrust. It was not just that Louis Napoleon was a shameless parody of his more illustrious uncle. This was how Napoleon himself would have appeared to the world at that point, a regressive caricature of his former self, if he had bothered to show up. In other words, there is time for everything under the sun.

      When everything has ended in another narrow reprieve for the nation or something quite tragic, we may yet have General Buhari to thank for deepening our knowledge of historical self-parody. For now, it is the eighth and last February of Buhari’s second coming.

  • Jalio remembered

    Jalio remembered

    As the petroleum queues got longer and the currency crisis worsens, yours sincerely, in distress and despair, reported himself to the old guru who had taken up a war camp at Alapere, at the tail end of the Third Mainland bridge, amidst an unruly brigade of criminals, cut-throats and cut-purses. The old man took a despairing look at snooper and then opened with devastating contempt.

    “You are suffering from Jalio’s complex, an advanced form of delusion of grandeur which strangely afflicts Nigeria’s wannabe writers. Do you know Jalio?”

      “ No”, I replied in humiliation.

     “Well, Jalio is the chap in Chinua Achebe’s A Man of the People who took to wearing locally woven materials, native bangles and cowrie shells simply because he has become a writer thinking that this entitles him to become the saviour of the nation. Writers have written about the nation, the point is to change it. Unfortunately, only revolutionaries like myself can do that.”

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         In fairness to the guru, he has been making revolutionary hay of late. Since the currency crisis worsened and petrol became gold, he has been rousing the revolutionary demon for what he called a final confrontation with a terminally diseased Nigerian state. At a point he was caught by eagle-eyed detectives as he carried a jerry can of petrol towards the Central Bank. He was singing an ancient Yoruba folk song.

       Oriyangi ba ma temi je

       Epo nmoru

       Needless to add that he was beaten to a pulp. Thereafter, he relocated to Alapere from where he has been sending sorties of handset snatchers against what he called the degenerate Nigerian middle class who will not fight for their rights. I raised the whole point of carrying petrol to a national monument like the Central Bank.

    “National monu ko, national moinmoin ni. Isn’t that a temple of armed robbers? If the place is taken down there will be less for the thieves to steal. Wo, if I catch that chap called Eemofilele!! (the devil has left home)”, he screamed. I noticed that he was barricaded by full jerry cans, and the smell from one of them was becoming unbearable.

    “Baba, what is this? Are you into petrol black market?” I asked him.

    “No, this is not petrol, it is horse piss. Some of those stupid boys will steal it then the foolish people will buy it and their car will pafuka accordingly”.

    “What is in all this for you?” I asked in alarm.

    “REVOLUTION!” he screamed and brought out a pouch of native charms. Snooper fled.

  • Emefiele: Nigerians beware

    Emefiele: Nigerians beware

    Simply put, this current problem stems from the fact that Emefiele, CBN, and the banks have shown a lack of capacity. This is the same tardiness Emefiele has inflicted on forex and the multiple policy somersaults the portfolio has suffered. Everything about the Naira redesign is bad policy implemented badly! Timing. Deadlines. Datelines. Concept and conception. Logic. Support. Volume. Whatever the strength of the

    system, Emefiele blew it. There are not enough minted notes. Get these notes out into the market and POSs, and you have a done deal. That should be the springboard for the policy. Create volume, capacity and circulation.”

    “Taking Nigeria into the cashless zone should not be a hard sell. If it is good, people will buy into it as they have done in other countries that have demonstrated capacity and efficiency. Here in Nigeria, phone and Internet penetration remain not just poor, but erratic. Internet coverage is only 12 per cent. It is this needful backbone for e- banking that we must first get right”. – Felix Oboagwina, Lagos.

    As things stand today, Godwin Emefiele, the Central Bank Governor, is an existential danger to Nigeria. The Supreme Court saw that and has, in the mean time, temporarily stopped his crazed, and totally ill- timed scheme designed to, a priori, determine how the 2023  Presidential election goes. But his danger is only mitigated, not squelched. Worse is, he might, in fact, eventually, be far more dangerous to Nigeria than first imagined.

    The Moses Oludele Idowu’s thesis which this article principally deals with might, at first, look harebrained, illogical and even impossible. But not when you take a critical look at the Emefiele persona: a guy who, for longer than the sitting president – he became CBN governor before President Buhari took office – has luxuriated in unaccountable power and money,  had dispensed dollar at whatever rate pleased him, to whoever; who sees himself the equals, if not the benefactor of the powerful Mafia goons literally controlling Nigeria, and to whom he dispenses his dollar largess.  And, of course, the same guy who felt truly insulted to be asked to resign when the president demanded that of interested public servants keen on contesting election. He actually took a lawyer to contest that just like he is now quibbling over the Supreme Court directive over his currency swap.

    Our servant has obviously become our boss, and Godwin

    Emefiele is now too big to be running after money – mere money – having himself made many stupidly rich.

    So it becomes logical, as Idowu argues in his piece, that only RAW, GLOBAL POWER, now catches Emefiele’s fancy.

    And it seems logical.

    Why?

    Quickly sensing how powerful  Emefiele, has become in view of the unprecedented protection he enjoys from the unelected, shadowy characters within the Villa Mafia to which he appears only answerable as evidenced in a trending WhatsApp video where he stood at attention, genuflecting to one of the mafia’s erstwhile arrowheads,  an  international organisation that  already controls, and inspires, a huge chunk of the agricultural policy of African countries, has probably zeroed in on him as the means through which to control the monetary policies of the largest African economy.

    The international organisation is widely known to be “engaged in trying to destroy rural farming worldwide, but mainly through the “Alliance for a Green Revolution in Africa”.

    It works as a Trojan horse to deprive poor African farmers of their traditional seeds, replacing them with the seeds of their companies first, and finally by supplying them genetically modified ones (GM)”.

    So how does Emefiele fit into this?

    Let us now press into service, the inimitable

    Oludele Idowu and his

     beautifully argued thesis, as served in his article captioned:”Who Does Godwin Emefiele Work For?

    He writes:

    “Central Bank Digital Currency:”Few days ago newspapers published the story of the introduction of CBN’s Credit Card – the National Domestic Card Scheme which is aimed at unifying all payment platforms in the country and replacing all other credit cards”.

    The Credit Card, he says, is to achieve seven objectives but Idowu is only concerned with the seventh which, according to him is  “the most contentious and amorphous one, laden with sinister intentions”.

    “The card will augment CBN’s effort to ensure seamless dissemination of government- to – person payment and other social impact initiatives thus supporting the growth of a robust digital economy.”

    “That, according to him, shows that the goal of the CBN Credit Card is  “the creation of a Central Bank digital currency, which he says is why Nigerians must be worried”.

    According to him, “the furious drive towards a cashless economy, the mopping up of cash and keeping all of us stranded is to introduce a Central Bank digital currency – a nightmare we should all be very worried about”.

    He then asks:”Why should Nigerians be Worried?”

    “The roads to hell, he says, are usually paved with good intentions. “The CBN Digital Currency promises to make payments easier but that is a fluke, indeed, a lie. Rather, it is part of an agenda to replace all physical funds with digital currency which would give them total control over our lives”. “With such an instrument the CBN and its agents will monitor every transaction, limit the amount spent and can even delete our funds as they wish. It is the road to full,  unimpeded and total tyranny over Nigerians. It is the road to totalitarianism, and  Nigerians need to be warned that our own CBN has already started a war against us.

    How?

    “With Digital Currency he says, there will, necessarily, come a Digital ID – another level of personal information processing”. “There can’t be a Digital Currency without a Digital ID. The Digital ID would then be connected to our vaccine status, which is where they are headed since that international company is a control freak”.

    Let me add this: remember those who said Africans will be picking dead bodies on the streets as a result of Covid -19?

    But God showed He is still on the throne and  they were the ones who died in their millions.

    Idowu continues:

    “So if you don’t receive their vaccines then you get no money. It would be digital currency, not physical cash; so they’ll just erase you from their platform with all your money. Is this the Davos Play Book?”, he asks.

    “If you participate in a protest against government or write an article that offends the agents of government or of the global corporatocracy, then they just clean you out, with your money”. “With digital currency it is easy, a poor man can be made rich and the rich made poor if he refused to play ball. That is why you should worry. That is why you must  wake up and fight this Emefielian nonsense. “No one is fettered or goes to perdition except with the chains which he forges with his own hands”.

    Emefiele’s political calculation, aimed at gifting the 2023 presidential election to their preferred candidate, and which is the main concern of Nigerians today, is only but short term, as totalitarianism is their real goal.

    “This past week, they warned again of Severe Epidemic Enterovirus Respiratory Syndrome ( SEERS) which they say will debut by 2025. They did a similar simulation  just months before the COVID-19 and predicted, with   clinical accuracy

     that there would be an epidemic by 2019. Nigeria participated in that simulation  experiment just as it is one of the arrowheads of the Central Bank Digital Currency. Are you sure Nigeria has not been sold?”

    Just remember that this CBN scatter brain project was not discussed at the Federal Executive Council or at the Economic council and neither the Finance minister nor, possibly the Vice – president, knew anything about it.

    Is Nigeria already at the mercy of the globalists?

    Idowu concludes his seemingly impossible, but quite rational and plausible thesis as follows:

    “So with another epidemic already planned for 2025, we can guess why Digital Currency, complete with Digital ID are being planned”. “This will be linked with your vaccine status so once you refuse to take the vaccine you have no money, and you can no longer buy or sell”.

    “With digital currency fully automated, you are shut out of the global system, and, just like your account can be deleted on Facebook or YouTube,  your money can disappear once you go against the new global ruler. “That is why Nigerians should  be worried”.

    “ And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand or in their foreheads:

    “And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” ( Revelation 13:16,17).

    If your disbelief in this is rooted in what is in it for Emefiele, first ask yourself why the globalists are not poor people.

    Control, raw power is their intent, as at a point, money becomes meaningless to some people.

  • SNAPSONG 179

    SNAPSONG 179

    Nigeria: A Harvest of Horrors  (Part 2

    Pepeye, nigba too m’owe

    Ki lo be l’udo se?

    Incompetence weds Corruption

         And a dark, unruly tragedy is born

    As the Nation thrashes about

         Like a snake without a head

    Lukurumusu wrested our Golden Crown

         And headed straight for the putrid mud

    His mouth stuffed with the corpses

         Of assassinated oaths

    Fierce and frequent was

         His quest for that Crown

    He crawled, caviled cajoled, cried in countless bids

         Till a mongrel coalition rewarded his frenzy

    Now up in the saddle

         And finding, so fast, the Crown

    Too big for his middling head

         As an unraveling Nation rues its fatal choice

    The Nation bleeds from all pores

         Old separatist animosities re-draw the map

    As Luku retreats into a conclave of clan and cronies

         Merit and Good Judgement his prime disposable virtues

    Clan over competence, tribe above truth

         Square pegs in round holes

    And the Nation grabs the reverse gear

         And speeds, break-neck, into medieval darkness

    ———————

    * Oh Duck, why your frantic craving for the river

    When you knew you lacked the power to swim?

    ** For more on Meritocracy and Competence, see Nigeria and I: Getting Politics Right to Make Nigeria Work, by Ladipo Adamolekun

  • Fuel, naira scarcity: Brinkmanship of the worst kind

    Fuel, naira scarcity: Brinkmanship of the worst kind

    While the Muhammadu Buhari administration was still contending with months-long fuel supply crises, it incomprehensibly immersed itself is a highly disruptive naira redesign policy. The closing months of last year were a nerve-racking ordeal for Nigerians; but the opening weeks of 2023 have proved even more debilitating. Why an elected government would allow that conflation of crises to occur, not to talk of doubling down on the policy triggers, beggars belief. After watching for months as fuel scarcity numbs the country’s productive nerves, the administration eventually set up a 14-man steering committee to address the problem. Little will come out of the desultory effort, for what the crisis needs is rather quite obvious and even simple, not panels and committees. Mercifully, for the self-contrived and self-inflicted naira crisis, there have been no committees to afflict the nation’s collective sensibility.

    The fuel supply crisis began inauspiciously about five months to the epochal February/March 2023 general election. It has worsened. The naira crisis also began ominously weeks to the presidential election, and it has tested the resolve of Nigerians and pitched them against one another in banking halls and on the streets. After first appearing to be shell-shocked, the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), which ought to be plying the country with electorally mollifying policies and programmes weeks to the polls, has denounced the fuel and naira contrivances as awkward efforts to sabotage the polls, procure an unfavourable outcome for the party, and possibly enthrone the undemocratic contraption of interim government. These were apocalyptic echoes of 1993 as this newspaper’sTuesday columnist Olatunji Dare analysed two weeks ago, not to say reminiscences of 1984 when the same President Buhari embarked on jaded economic policies that needed overzealous and misdirected security agencies to unsuccessfully intervene.

    Realising that it was the major beneficiary of the apparent confusion in government, the leading opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and its presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, have either dissembled or kept conspiratorially silent. First, Alhaji Atiku, who has turned an enthusiastic apologist of the Buhari administration, supported the naira policy, but when he saw the reaction on the streets, joined others to ask for deadline extension to ease the burden on the people. Finally, he returned to default setting by insisting that there should be no more deadline extensions, regardless of the pains. Never in the history of Nigeria, and especially at election periods, have the opposition and the government been on the same page. This observation, and many more telltale signs, has led the leaders of the APC, which include their presidential candidate and the progressive governors, to wonder whether there were no plans to sabotage the elections or preclude power shift to the South in favour of the PDP candidate.

    APC leaders became more convinced about the sinister plot to sabotage the elections and forestall power shift when it took them more than a week to get an appointment to see the president on the crisis. The president eventually conceded to a 10-day deadline extension for naira swaps. Prodded to do more, considering the pains the naira policy especially was inflicting on Nigeria’s unbanked and poorly banked communities, which were in their scores, the president has asked for a seven-day period to let him reflect. Had he led a parliamentary government, he would have received a vote of no confidence immediately, for he would be accused of seeing himself as distinct from the party and suffering Nigerians. Some analysts suggest that two trillion naira had been mopped up from the system, but only about N300 billion was injected. For a disparity that is punishing, cruel and provocative, the administration’s response was shambolic and even vexatious. There have been no strategy meetings by the administration, there has been no attempt to mollify the angry public or find urgent measures to ameliorate the naira scarcity, and the president has not called for a daily briefing nor found it pragmatic to speak to Nigerians daily and give them hope. Instead, he has waited to be placated, and continues to treat the angry public with aloofness, if not condescension.

    Finance minister Zainab Ahmed, yes the same minister who tore at the policy and disclaimed it last October, has begun to speak patronisingly about the relevance of the policy and why Nigerians without a naira, old or new, in their hands must endure the pain a little longer. She spoke without conviction, was probably put up to it, and may privately be distressed by the administration’s needless and unforced economic policy errors. Information minister Lai Mohammed at first attempted some evasion when the subject of the administration’s sabotage of the elections was put to him, and began to speak endearingly of the president being focused to deliver free, fair, and credible elections. Sensing how deeply dissatisfied everyone was with his response, he came out a day later to suggest that the president was fully behind the APC presidential candidate and the party. No one believed him.

    But the revelation in all this is the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor himself, Godwin Emefiele. If the policy was entirely his, and he only secured the approval of the president, he must be a tragic central banker. But given his unconvincing explanations, the way he knitted his brows and winced when he addressed the public or the legislature on the subject, it seemed the policy was dumped on him. And since he lacks the discipline to manage the apex bank, especially seeing how obnoxiously political he has become, he was always fated to incompetently execute so obscene and so brazenly provocative a policy. He is harried by the secret service for allegedly financing terrorism, and had had to be guarded by soldiers on his return to the country to manage the tragic naira redesign policy. And to save his neck, he has begun to scapegoat banks for the miscarriage of a voodoo economic policy that is now seen to be evidently more political than economic.

    The Buhari administration may be underestimating public anger over the policy. Nigerians can’t see why they cannot collect their money over the counter within the limit stated by the law and CBN rules. The president asks for seven days to look into pleas to relax the policy. His instincts probably tell him how elastic the patience of his countrymen has become due to years of tyrannical abuse. It remains to be seen whether he is right. What is not in doubt is that the new naira policy replays his 1984 currency exchange policy which similarly miscarried and angered the public. Both the president and Mr Emefiele appear convinced that the stated objectives of the policy will be realised. They may also be grossly mistaken. The benefits of the policy pale in comparison with the costs. What is even more disturbing is that the policy, perhaps kept secret to entrap ‘thieves and currency traders and hoarders’, was not presented before the cabinet or council of economic experts to advise the administration. A few people, perhaps instigated by shadowy characters within and around the administration, met and decided on the policy, and then began to implement it post-haste. The policy will not yield the dividends its designers expect.

    Worse, the Buhari administration, left with just a few weeks in office, now seems bound to go out in a blaze of conspiracy. Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai continues to give the president the benefit of the doubt, though he also acknowledges the presence of saboteurs and fifth columnists in government. It is unlikely he is not just being diplomatic. Right from when the administration, in acknowledgement of the electoral calendar, kick-started the APC angle of the ongoing election cycle, the president had hemmed and hawed, uncertain who to back and what latitude to give the country’s as well as his party’s democratic institutions. Despite many denials, few trust his commitment to the party’s choice and, beyond perfunctory statements, to the subject of rotation of the presidency to the South. He assented to the overthrow of his party’s executives in June 2020, and approbated and reprobated in the election of the APC presidential candidate. But because of his discomfiture with political strategising, his private and hidden wishes have been repeatedly thwarted.

    It is now not only his party that believes he is against them, even the country is also unable to discern his loyalties. Worse, the PDP, which is the main beneficiary of the president’s vacillations and controversial economic policies, also knows this and has either kept discretely silent or cleverly acquiescent. The result is that the APC governors who know that their fortunes are tied to their success at the presidential poll have successfully and even defiantly distanced themselves from the president and his radical and mistimed economic amputations. Instead of pillorying the APC, Nigerians have begun to look contemptuously in the direction of the administration’s economic planners. Why the president appears inured to the possible consequence of watching his entire legacy wiped off is hard to explain. But should APC lose the presidency, with the collateral damage of losing many legislative and state elections as well, it is not just the party that will be obliterated, the country itself may be irreparably fractured by the upheaval of another northerner succeeding President Buhari. Northern governors realise this danger; but the president who should emblematise his party and Northern politics is ambivalent in his contemplations and last-minute surgeries. 

    Between justice and street activism in Osun

    Moments after the Osun Governorship Election Petition Tribunal declared the All Progressives Congress (APC) Gboyega Oyetola winner of the July 16, 2022 governorship election, protesters and supporters of the two leading parties in the election took to the streets. Neither side showed how street demonstrations could influence judicial proceedings and outcomes, let alone sway the views of the long-suffering public. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) had on July 17 declared Ademola Adeleke of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) winner of the poll after scoring 403,371 votes to Mr Oyetola’s 375,027 votes. But suspecting vote padding, contrary to the presumed unassailability of INEC’s Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS) machines, the APC candidate had litigated the victory of Mr Adeleke. Though the governor was sworn in last November, it was not until a little over a week ago that judgement was finally delivered in the case.

    It is pointless reviewing the case or judgement. The tribunal measured its view on what transpired last July during the election, insisting that Mr Oyetola proved his case in the main planks of his petition. By a judgement of two-to-one, it declared that the petitioner proved that Mr Adeleke forged academic qualifications, was not elected by a majority of voters, and that the election did not comply substantially with the provisions of the Electoral Act. Convinced that the petitioner had proved vote padding, the tribunal redid the arithmetic of the election and found and declared that Mr Oyetola scored 314,921 votes to Mr Adeleke’s 290,266 votes. BVAS, it turned out, contrary to what many people feared, was unassailable, but the process leading to the declaration of was neither entirely reliable nor immune to manipulations.

    Mr Adeleke and his party have indicated that they will appeal the judgement. Nobody can or should dissuade them. But given the grounds of the petition and the coherence and plausibility of the judgement, it is unlikely they will find the legal grounds and logic to overturn the tribunal’s decision. Together with INEC whose credibility was somewhat impugned during the pendency of the case, Mr Adeleke had ample chance to forestall the outcome and entrench his dancing skills upon the wearied state. They will be unable to present fresh evidence, and must now rely on the interpretative deftness of the appellate court to undermine the tribunal’s conclusions. As far as law goes, not to say logic, including the incontrovertible BVAS report and analysis presented by INEC itself, that would be truly far-fetched. Often, reality stumps fantasy, except sometimes in literature.

    Credit must be given to Mr Oyetola for maintaining doggedness in the face of widespread skepticism that he could prove his case. Given what was thought of BVAS, few believed that somewhere along the line between balloting and collation, a few things could go wrong that had nothing to do with the integrity of BVAS. Mr Oyetola was unconvinced, hence his persistence. It was clear, that he had not managed his re-election campaign with the suavity and expertise his party was noted for, nor had he avoided the unforced errors of antagonising key power brokers in the state. He leaned too heavily on his adroitness in managing the state’s resources, bringing order to the giddy disorder he met on the ground, and infusing an inspiring level of integrity in governance. To believe that these were enough to win an election hands down is to embrace fantasy in a national milieu that reeks of patronage and deep-seated governmental abuse. He risked losing the election last July, many analysts had argued, or if he would win, he would do it by the skin of his teeth.

    Both election scores, before and after tribunal judgement, show that the governorship poll was a close call. Mr Oyetola had staked too much on his governance capacity to care about the limiting factor of his dour and uncharismatic style. Indeed, if INEC’s BVAS report had not dealt a fatal blow to Mr Adeleke’s case, or if Mr Oyetola had been ruled unable to prove his case, there would have been no protests on the annoying scale the governor’s crowd managed to pull off last week. The governor is of course not nearly as savvy as Mr Oyetola, for he lacks depth, finesse, and gravitas. Indeed, either now or in the future, he has no pretence to be called a leader, not to say governor of a state. But in a society as famished as Osun and one so dependent on government largess and patronage, the sometimes hedonistic Mr Adeleke was bound to have more charismatic appeal than his opponent. The tribunal has done a yeoman’s work for the state, pulling their chestnuts from the fire. Had the governor not been sacked, had he held the reins of office for four long years, the scale of the depredation he would have brought upon the state would be incalculable.

    There is no amount of tutoring that will do Mr Adeleke any good: the country has seen his essential self, his real person, his worst and his questionable best. He might be affable and gregarious, but he simply does not and cannot ever measure up as a governor, not even if he were to rule through a regent, as this column suggested to him when he was undeservingly declared winner last July. For Mr Oyetola, the close call should serve as a lesson. He may be a great financial administrator, but he also needs to be a great leader of men, a leader with an instinctive feel for what his people are going through, their aspirations, their pains, their agonies, and how they see him as the great approximation and exemplification of their future hopes and personal, particularly financial, redemption. Hopefully, the appellate courts will sustain the reprieve given him by the tribunal; he will, therefore, remain in politics for much longer than he dared hope. Should that be the case, his close call with defeat and his eventual victory should present him a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make amends. He must.

  • Snapsong 178

    Snapsong 178

    Nigeria: A Harvest of Horrors (Part 1)

    Pepeye, nigba too m’owe
    Ki lo be l’udo se?

    Incompetence weds Corruption**
    And a dark, unruly tragedy is born
    As the Nation thrashes about
    Like a snake without a head

    Do you really wonder
    Why so much power
    Should be thrust upon
    Those with so little sense

    Do you wonder why
    Those with no eyes
    Have forced their way
    To the fore front of our chase?

    They who have no heads
    Have stolen our caps
    Those with no legs
    Have taken over the daintiest of our trousers

    Toasting the talisman of tribe and tongue
    Invoking the charisma of creed and class
    They sneak their serpents
    Into the quietest corner of our garden

    Jumble up the geography
    Of our bearings
    And exploit the sorrowful saga
    Of our grand un-remembrances

    Always, the wrong foot forward
    Then our tales of incessant woes
    How can a land so lavishly endowed
    Be so medievally misruled?

    The mindless clique who rule our pack
    Have killed our soul and frittered our faith
    Those incapable of thinking

    Have now turned our Leaders of Thought

    • Oh Duck, why your frantic craving for the river
      When you knew you lacked the power to swim?
      ** For more on Meritocracy and Competence, see Nigeria and I: Getting Politics Right to Make Nigeria Work, by Ladipo Adamolekun
  • Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure @ 70 – The Only School!

    Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure @ 70 – The Only School!

    “The acronym of ‘Up School! The Only School!!’ was earned. The school braced all odds and, instead of following the norms, in the old Western Region, registered her students for the newly introduced West African School Certificate Examination (WASCE) instead of the familiar Standard Six Certificate. Oyemekun students were then in the 5th form and in the year 1958 (1st set). The school was granted the permission to attempt the dreaded WASCE and the students came out with a brilliant outcome of 96% overall pass mark aggregate. The feat earned Oyemekun Grammar School the sobriquet: ‘The Only School!’”

    THIS columnist was just promoted to Form 3 and there was sheer enthusiasm and eagerness in him to excel in all science subjects and so fulfil his lifelong ambition of becoming a professional civil engineer. The 1st term commenced with the posting of a new teacher who incidentally was a National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member. He read Geology in university. He was a ‘disaster’ as a starting teacher for such a vital science subject as attested to by virtually all my classmates in the 75/80 set of Oyemekun Grammar School. I courageously and conscientiously but solely decided to do something about this untoward development. I picked up my pen in the night and wrote a letter to the principal intimating him that if he desired good for my set, that teacher should be changed immediately. Yours sincerely arrived in the school earlier than usual the following day and clandestinely slipped the letter under the principal’s door. The name of the school principal then was Chief Alfred Asebiomo of blessed memory. The Oyemekun students nicknamed him “Achebe” (every principal in the school has a seemingly ubiquitous nickname). In the school assembly that morning: the principal enquired in a baritone voice: “who, in Form 3, dropped a letter under my office door?” There was a pin drop silence! In a swift and positive response, the school authority led by the principal effected a change. Consequently, another and better tutor was posted to Form 3 making the latter to repose so much confidence in the school authority taking cognizance of its responsiveness. No one in my set knew until we graduated from Oyemekun Grammar School that the small boy, Moyo Ekundayo (as this columnist was known then), was the author of that letter to the principal that effected the positive change! This was an early experience in life that taught me that followers, not holding any title, can effect a positive change in any context. Eventually, yours sincerely emerged as the best science student in my set winning accolades. Subsequently, yours sincerely emerged with distinction in my WASCE and was admitted in September 1980 to read Civil Engineering at the old UNIFE (now Obafemi Awolowo University). Kudos to the then Principal, the late Chief Alfred S. Asebiomo, a disciplinarian, administrator par excellence, mathematician and author. 

    Seven Decades of the Only School

    Why is Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure referred to as the only school?

    Is Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure, really the only school in the Western Region at its inception? Were not such schools as Ondo Boys’ High School, Ondo; Christ’s School, Ado Ekiti; Ibadan Grammar School, Ibadan; Olivet Heights, Oyo; Baptist Boys’ High School, Abeokuta, Ijebu Ode Grammar School, Ijebu Ode, Eko Boys’ High School, Lagos, etc. established before the school? Going down memory lane, one of the vibrant and proud alumni of the school, Mr. Olugbenga Dare (aka Waziri), recounted (paraphrased): “The acronym of ‘Up School! The Only School!!’ was earned. The school braced all odds and, instead of following the norms, in the old Western Region, registered her students for the newly introduced West African School Certificate Examination (WASCE) instead of the familiar Standard Six Certificate. Oyemekun students were then in the 5th form and in the year 1958 (1st set). The school was granted the permission to attempt the dreaded WASCE and the students came out with a brilliant outcome of 96% overall pass mark aggregate. The feat earned Oyemekun Grammar School the sobriquet: ‘The Only School!’” Kudos to the pioneer Principal, Chief B. F. Adinlewa of blessed memory, who with the tutors and administrators of the time instilled discipline, confidence, courage, resilience and diligence in the students that made them excel. This is the typical spirit inherent in all Oyemekuans! Hence, many alumni today are excelling, like shining stars, in all spheres of life nationally and globally.

    It was a great gathering of old students of the great institution from Sunday 22nd January to Sunday 29th January 2023 at the Only School. There were several activities ranging from Career Talk; Launching of Compendium, Road Show; Homage to the Paramount Ruler of Akure Kingdom (an old student); Commissioning of Projects; Anniversary Lecture; Inter House Sports Competition; Art and Science Exhibition; Friendly Football and Volleyball matches between Aquinas College, Akure (ACA) and Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure (OGSA); Presentation of Awards; Anniversary Dinner; Thanksgiving Service, etc. Prior to these epoch-making events, the National Executive Council (NEC) of the only school, OGSA, and the Central Planning Committee (CPC), addressed a joint Press Conference. The NEC is ably headed by Dr. ‘Niyi Ijogun while the CPC is headed by Barrister ‘Tunde Adejuyigbe, SAN. It is noteworthy and remarkable to single out the duo for their humongous contribution, not just to the success of the 70th Anniversary but their sustainable support for the school and the alumni association. Standing tall beside the Principal’s Office of OGSA, is a two-floor building erected by Dr. and Dr. Mrs. ‘Niyi Ijogun and tagged administrative block for the use of the school. Simultaneously, to ensure a successful outcome of the 70th Anniversary, Barrister Tunde Adejuyigbe, SAN, donated humongous amount – twice this was done! Similarly, remarkable to mention were sacrifices from alumni in Nigeria and Diaspora to ensure many structures were upgraded and modernized in the only school. Yours sincerely was amazed at the scenery of the school when I gathered with others to watch the friendly match between local derby – ACA and OGSA. Oyemekun beat Aquinas. The score was 3 goals to 2; while in the friendly volleyball (traditionally OGSA leads the whole of the old Ondo Province in this game), OGSA trounced ACA 3 to 0! Up School, the Only School!!

    Remarkable Reunion

    In the Inter House Sports Competition, 5 Houses participated. Adinlewa House (named after the 1st Principal, Chief B. F. Adinlewa), Deji House (named after the paramount ruler of Akure Kingdom), Bishop House (the school was a joint and collaborative effort of both the Akure community and Anglican Communion of Akure), Blue House and White House. In the competition, White House was 1st, Blue House was 2nd, Adinlewa House was 3rd, Bishop House was 4th while Deji House (darling house of yours sincerely) was the 1st from the rear! Deji (Royal House), no dey carry last ooo! Agbedo (God forbid)!! It was fun galore with sharing cherished memories with colleagues and companions in a comic but candid camaraderie that one can only court occasionally. The real icing on the cake was the anniversary dinner at the Only School. Prior to this epochal event, my colleagues, 1975/80 set, chose a convenient venue to congregate. As yours sincerely was strolling in with my bosom friend, Pastor (Engr.) Ebenezer Modupe Kolawole, here was this old classmate of mine, Augustine Omotoso, who I saw last in 1980. He was on a video call with his wife in Canada and he dragged me into the conversation. He was telling her: “this is the boy I told you was the most brilliant in our set … he is a witch!” Can you imagine, this rascally old boy with his seeming old stunt still intact despite his years in Canada? Such was the candid camaraderie when classmates met! In the anniversary dinner, it was a great reunion and fellowship of colleagues, juniors and seniors at school. I was going round to catch a glimpse of some while many recognized me instead. One of the alumni, Dr. Gbenga Gbarada, came to me and asked: “are you Moyo Ekundayo?” I retorted in the affirmative. In addition, someone came to my table: one of my seniors, also connected through another platform: Ekitipanupo. He was my senior in OGSA and now a Professor and Dean of Faculty of Agriculture, Federal University, Oye Ekiti, in the person of Professor Bolaji Adeniji. However, I missed at the dinner two of my seniors: Pastor Pius Ibukun Ojo and Barrister Olugbenga Fabilola. Pastor Ojo was caught up in official work in Abuja. He passed to me his text books and old lecture notes whilst I was in my Part One at the old University of Ife. How can I forget someone who gave me such a head start? Barrister Gbenga Fabilola, erstwhile President of Lagos Branch, affable and congenial, recently lost his wife. May the Lord comfort him. The President of 1975/80 set, Alhaji Idowu Abidakun, is wont and wired to sacrifice time and energy in ensuring there is social interaction amongst our set especially in celebrating events together such as burial of parents, birthdays, promotions, etc.

    In the Yoruba common parlance, it is sagaciously stated that: “egun nla lo nkehin igbale” (meaning: the big masquerade comes last out of the grove). It would be inconclusive to not refer to two great alumni who are first class paramount rulers in their kingdoms. They are the highly referred Oba Aladetoyinbo Ogunlade Aladelusi, Odundun II, the Deji of Akure Kingdom; and Oba Ajibade Gbadegesin Ogunoye III, the Olowo of Owo Kingdom. Surmising it, it would be an overstatement stating saliently and succinctly that yours sincerely had a profoundly refreshing weekend whilst revelling in reminiscences of the good old days at my alma mater – Oyemekun Grammar School, Akure: The Only School! Up School!!

    John Ekundayo, Ph.D. – Harvard-Certified Leadership Strategist, and also a Development Consultant, can be reached via +2348030598267 (WhatsApp only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • 2023: The omens are not too good (3)

    2023: The omens are not too good (3)

    “Will Daura’s role as the “unseen god of the Aso Rock Villa” in the last eight years be confirmed or repudiated in the next presidential election? We have only a few weeks to find out. But whatever happens, Daura would no doubt have done his best to determine who would (not) be our next president” – Professor Wale Adebanwi – First Black Rhodes Professor at St Antony’s College, Oxford University.

    This is the concluding part of this article and I shall endeavour, therein, to tell Nigerians the bitter truth. As far as I can see, President Muhammadu Buhari does not hate Tinubu, the man who turned around, for good, his long running political odyssey, nor does he seem to have forgotten all the Jagaban Borgu did to make him President of Nigeria after three brutal failures trying to be president. As has been said about him, Buhari probably has a heart of gold but he is, unfortunately, presently thoroughly conflicted. He is, at the moment,  “between Scylla and Charybdis”, torn beween two equally unpleasant alternatives.- one, APC, the party on which platform he became President, as well as its presidential candidate, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, on the one hand, and his powerful nephew, the man he has known forever, Mamman Daura, who believes that it is fair, and equitable, that in a country of over 250 ethnic nationalities, power must reside permanently in the North but particularly in a Fulani.

    The sheer monstrosity of this belief is what has rankled the fair minded, straight thinking  APC Northern  governors – who have – God bless them – realised that this will be nothing short of Nigeria’s road to  Somalia.

    When then you see a CBN governor, angling to become the President of Nigeria, but sitting pat in office, dealing with the Nigerian currency as foolishly and unprofessionally as he chooses, with the president obviously backing him to the hilt, or you see him disdainfully treating an arm of the National Assembly, or the DSS being shamed, told to hands off him,  just know that his source of  power resides, not in God, but rather in some shadowy, but powerful circles, totally unknown to the Nigerian constitution.

    I digress as I have almost forgotten that this article is, primarily, a dialogue between me and my friend, the brilliant professor, of Igbo extraction, on the 2023 election.

    In addition to the first of his views which I served as a teaser in the first instalment, he further wrote as follows:

    “(b) I remain very sceptical of the Northern support. Some of the governors and other members of the Northern political establishment are secretly dealing with Atiku. They may not quite like Atiku, but the prospect of retaining power in the north is something that appeals to them. There is serious distrust from this group against Asiwaju despite all he has done in the past to show good faith.

    (c) Buhari and the people around him have not shown commitment to Asiwaju and the APC. They are at best noncommittal and behind the scenes, you just have to wonder what they’re thinking, what they’re plotting and what they’re doing. These situations are worrisome. The Northern/South west alliance which Asiwaju committed so much to in building, is facing a very serious strain.

    (d) From my view, and the view of many others in the trail, Asiwaju is not pumping money into his campaign the way he was expected to. There is a marked reluctance on his part. What we see now is different from what we saw during his campaign for the ticket. Is he uncertain? Not very sure footed? I don’t really know. On this account, you are probably closer to those who may know.

    (e) there is also the fear of Yorubanisation of the entire process and some people point at this as a sign of what is to come. (we will talk more about this in due course)

    On the post election reaction, the fear is that if Obi loses, there will be protest. The reason for this fear is because the Obidients are working on a mindset. That mindset is that “Obi must win”, or if you like, “Obi has won” and is merely waiting for the announcement of his victory. This is a dangerous mindset because it negates the basics of democratic ethos and creates a dangerous psychological situation where people would be unwilling to accept a result that did not align with their expectations.

    However, the protest, if it comes will not particularly be constrained to the south east. If Obi loses, and the US, Brazil scenario comes, it will be centered around the urban areas. Obi is principally a candidate of the youths and those in urban centers and these will be the volatile areas particularly in the south east, south south, north central, and of course, Lagos”.

    My comments on Prof’s comment will go as follows.

    Nothing whatever is wrong with the North support for Ashiwaju. Indeed, not since the AVATAR, the irreplaceable AWO, dating back to the ’50s, have I seen, especially in my EKITI where we used to vote for him/his party 98 -99 per cent, anything remotely close to the APC NORTHERN GOVERNORS’ support for Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Not any where have I ever seen their level of sincerity of purpose, commitment and derring do. It will be said of these governors that they are the modern architects of Nigeria.

    Indeed, as I will show in this article, it is this support, to which Tinubu owed his victory at the primaries, that has thrown the evil VILLA MAFIA into a frenzy; running helter-skelter and leading the president into making some absolutely unthinkable emergency appointments.

    Or who would ever have thought that with elections less than 4 weeks away, in a country that is so combustible, the president could appoint Solomon Arase as Chair of the Police Service Commission – a very consequential appointment in the process that will produce his successor?

    Arase, a former Inspector- General of Police, is a CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF ATIKU’S PEOPLES DEMOCRACRATIC PARTY and the Chairman, Security Sub-Committee of the PDP Presidential primaries of October 30 and 31, 2021 from which Atiku emerged as the party’s flag bearer.

     Arase is, in addition, from Agenebode area of Edo State and some, in fact, say from the same village, as High Chief, Raymond Aleogho Dokpesi, the Chairman, Atiku’s Technical Committee for the 2023 election, and owner of AIT/RayPower, and not far apart from the neighbourhood of the likes of Nduka Obaigbena, whose ARISE TV, has hardly any other job than thashing anything APC.

    It cannot be more indicative of a high – up collusion, that within 48 hours of that nomination becoming public, Senate President, Ahmad Lawan, had hurriedly signified his endorsement of Arase’s appointment; when all the senators were yet to be siezed of the fact.

    And as if on a relay race, long before Arase’s confirmation, and before his PSC could meet, the IGP had instructed the appointment of new commissioners of Police for Lagos and Ogun States on the usual excuse that the incumbents were being promoted.

    Who is deceiving who?

    Indeed, that such a grotesque appointment could be made and so much  in- your – face, without any of the array of advisers at the president’s beck and call ever niddling him, is emblematic of the  amount of hard- headedness that goes into policy making in our country.

    It is, therefore, hoped, that for their place in the history of this great, but unfortunate, country individual senators will demonstrate courage, and shred this Arase recommendation, like those before then did in burying Obasanjo’s life presidency project.

    These people should recall that they did far worse before the APC Presidential primaries, when, at the 11th hour, they dropped Lawan’s name, but God frustrated them all, as He will do again as He never sleeps nor slumbers.

    Concluding, I can now say categorically that with President Buhari’s undisguised support for Emefele’s shenanigans, and his own, as oil minister, literally turning Nigeria to Maduro’s Venezuela, the president has lined, ramrod, behind his nephew and gone now are those days when a Northern friend of mine, with considerable political clout, could write to me saying: “When I saw Mallam Ya’u Darazo supporting Tinubu openly, with adverts in the media, I concluded whom PMB supported.This is because I know their relationship”, when I told him President buhari wasn’t enthusiastic in his support for Tinubu.

    It will, however, amount to nothing because with the Northern APC Governors’ support for Tinubu, which has caught on like wild fire everywhere in the North, the Mafia and its backers will fail, and Atiku will ‘lule’ for the sake of Nigeria.

    What Nigerians should expect next is to see this same forces putting pressure on Peter Obi to withdraw for Atiku, promising to either give him an oil block, or pay back, with ‘jara’, every penny he ever spent on his campaigns.

    Even at that, as day follows the night, and in the mighty name of Jesus, truth will prevail and Tinubu will win, come 25 February, 2023.

  • This pain is getting worse

    This pain is getting worse

    One can only hope Emefiele’s Naira redesign does not create worse permanent problems than it was meant to solve

    Here is what one of the banks pushed out as announcement that easily gives away the sham in the Naira redesign process:

    “Following the recent CBN directive on the Naira redesign policy, we are pleased to inform you that CBN has extended the deadline for the use of the old notes as legal tender from 31st January to 10th February, 2023. Our branches will open on Saturdays and Sundays between 10am and 3pm to receive your old notes.

    As an alternative to the daily cash limits, please explore our convenient channels to meet your transaction needs; our 100% Digital Bank, OneBank, and the magic code *822#.

     We will continue to provide updates as more information becomes available.”

    Although this is for my bank, it is the same with other commercial banks. The deceit in the wordings is glaring.

    For God’s sake, how does this information (which one of my lecturers in the university would refer to as ‘say-nothing’) address the immediate concern of the average Nigerian who is looking for the elusive redesigned Naira notes? One, extension of the deadline for use or submission of the old Naira notes is itself useless if all the banks do is open their branches to collect old Naira notes. If commercial banks must work meaningfully on Saturdays and Sundays, it should be to exchange the old notes for new ones. All the banks are clever by half by dodging this all-important part of their information to the hapless banking public. And will the CBN say it is not aware of this crucial omission in the banks’ public notices?

    The solution does not even lie in banks being ordered to pay the new notes on the counter. This can only bring more embarrassment as banks would simply shut their gates, claiming they don’t have the money to pay, thus turning their customers into refugees outside their premises. That is what you have when there are no sanctions.

    If, truly, the apex bank has released adequate new notes for the banks, how many of their managing directors or even lesser mortals has it held for the unavailability of the redesigned notes? It is true we have read reports of the arrest of some bank officials who connived with outsiders to trade with the new notes, if I know Nigeria well, that is going to be the end of the story. And, if anything is done by way of prosecuting these minions, how about the big fishes in the banks without whose support such economic sabotage would not have been possible?

    Meanwhile, the redesigned notes that Nigerians are looking for were seen on a social platform being ‘sprayed’ in bundles at a social party! I saw another clip where the new notes were being ‘sprayed’ and stepped upon with impunity at another social party. I wonder if Mr Emefiele and his co-travellers see these things which tell us that the orders upon orders barked out by the CBN to banks on the issue are being obeyed in the breach. Meanwhile, it is the ordinary Nigerians that are suffering. I hope the President Buhari administration is not over-stretching its luck.

    Recall that on January 15 when I first wrote on the issue, I said I had not got a single of the new currency. That was seven weeks after the redesigned notes were introduced to the public. Mercifully, about 48 hours after the article was published, I strayed into one of the commercial banks in my area and was lucky to get the N1,000 notes. It was as if I never saw money before. I watched in awe as the Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) vomited the brand new N1,000 notes, consecutive numbers. I collected Ñ20,000. I tell you, I still keep a little fraction of it as souvenir because it was like I knew Nigeria fairly well as a country where nothing works. I was damn right. Ever since then, I have not been able to get the new notes again.

    Unfortunately for me, like most Nigerians, (who upon hearing the rumbling of rainstorm emptied their water tanks) I quickly spent the few old notes on me in order to beat the initial January 31 deadline, when the notes would cease to be legal tender. This is Nigeria where you can only be sure but never cock sure of anything. This is much more so when you don’t know the real motive of those behind what is happening.

    I no doubt supported this Naira redesign when I wrote on it on January 15, but with a proviso. And that was that there has to be tremendous improvement in the supply side. To date, there is little to suggest this is so. Nigerians still run from pillar to post in search of their own currency, not British pound sterling  or American dollars or even Japanese Yen. I know there is so much suffering in Third World countries where Nigeria would be the permanent chairman if such a group comes together to form an association. But I doubt if fellow Africans, even in very backward African countries suffer like this just because their currencies are being redesigned. I always wonder why bean cake becomes bone in Nigeria. How could currency design become a source of anguish to long-suffering Nigerians?

    As is the case with other situations where demand outstrips supply, all manner of speculators have sprung up to exploit the situation. Just last Sunday when I wanted to buy fuel from a filling station, I asked whether their Point-of-Sale (POS) machine was functioning. One of the attendants clutching one said yes but that it would attract charges! I drove out of the place in annoyance. Now, get me right. I was not put off by the price of the fuel, as a matter of fact, I never asked them for it. I have always referred to that filling station as a Shylock station because their price per litre whenever there is a minor disequilibrium in fuel supply is always on the high side. So, I knew what I was likely to meet per litre. But to now ask me to pay charges on POS after paying cut-throat price per litre was like taking a bad joke too far. I was annoyed because I did not want to see that as another new normal in the Buhari era. We already have a surfeit of such abnormal new normals that we would be recuperating from long after the Buhari years. Anyway, I eventually bought fuel elsewhere for N240 per litre with my ATM without paying any POS charges.

    Many POS operators have hiked their profit margins because they claim they also did not get the new notes cheap as before. I said in my piece on January 15 that in those days, just anyone could walk out of banking halls with brand new notes. Those were in the days when some sanity still prevailed in the country.

    Today, sanity has gone to the dogs, completely. New bank notes are now exclusive preserves of politicians, the well-connected elite as well as those selling them to people who intend to ‘spray’ them at social parties. What does this tell us about almost eight years of anti-corruption war? Emefiele has been counting the phantom benefits of his creation; what of the social dislocations?

    If it is true that the banks have been provided adequate redesigned notes and Nigerians are still going through this excruciating pains to get them, it shows that the CBN has lost its grip on the banks and this did not just happen.

    If the apex bank had successfully stopped those trading in the Naira before now and made examples of many colluding bank officials, we would not be in the mess we are in today.

    With the crisis of this so-called redesign, I don’t know what Emefiele and those emboldening him in this path to perdition really want. But to think that Nigerians are going through all of these hardships simultaneously in a month of general elections is somewhat instructive. Whoever is behind these multidimensional sufferings cannot be said to wish the country well.

    Adieu, Prof Olukotun

    Prof Ayo Olukotun and I happened to have served as external consultants on the information and strategy committee of the then Ogun State governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel (OGD) when Niran Malaolu was commissioner in charge of information and strategy. As a matter of fact, that was where we became more than mere acquaintances even if I had long been hearing about him.

    The strategy committee met at least once in a month with the governor during which we rubbed minds on how to make Ogun State great. He had robust, professorial contributions to many of the issues at the time. That was in the early years of the OGD years.

    Most times we travelled to Abeokuta together in his car for the monthly session with the governor. We usually met at his Ashogbon Street residence off Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja, Lagos, from where we took off to Abeokuta in those early years of the OGD administration. This is a fact of life that has refused to get out of my mind. Whenever I pass through Adeniyi Jones Street after his death, I would suddenly remember how he used to describe Ashogbon Sreet to me, using the Mother and Child Hospital opposite the street as landmark.

    A lot has been said of this great mind that I used to call a minimalist because of his simple lifestyle. Not for him the usual worries about the glamour of this world. Prof. was a gentleman to the core. Sometimes you found it hard to link his looks to his exploits. He was a thoroughbred academic who used his intellect to try to bring about change in the polity. His incisive column in The Punch was a must read.

    A Professor and Chair of the Department for Governance and Political Science, Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye, Ogun State, Olukotun was an erudite scholar who had impacted many people at the various universities where he taught.

    He was well loved by many people who came in contact with him. Little wonder his friends and former classmates rallied round him in his hours of need. But God knows best. His death, on January 4, aged 69, was shocking as many people, including President Muhammadu Buhari and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, among others, have observed.

    Prof, you’ll be sorely missed. Rest in peace.

  • Organic crisis of party formation

    Organic crisis of party formation

    The crisis of party formation in post-military Nigerian politics has reached its apogee.  It assumed nation-wide prominence with the annulment of the June 12, 1993 presidential election and the death of General Ibrahim Babangida’s Third Republic in vitro. That was when leading party people sold the victory of their party in exchange for filthy lucre and position. But if the truth must be told, the roots go deeper to the Second Republic and the original military intervention.

       As it is to be expected, this crisis is more fundamental than its surface manifestations, an integral part of a wider system failure. Unless the problem is tackled from the roots, no amount of fire brigade approach, ad hoc tinkering at the level of facile and unserious constitutional reforms and the extra-constitutional hallucinations being entertained in some quarters can restore democratic health to the nation.

       In functioning democracies, parties are the vehicles through which members launch their political aspirations or fight to impose a set of governance ideals on the polity. But in circumstances where the party is bedeviled by a crisis of identity, or where individual or group aspirations become solidified to the point of irreconcilable differences, the party may be headed for the scrap yard.

     As the electoral D-Day inches nearer, the leading parties have intensified their vote-garnering drive. This is just as it should be. The inter-party brickbats and personal spats among the leading candidates are reaching a crescendo. There is a reason for this. This is the first election in the post-military epoch in which there is no substantial elite consensus and in which the political class are as bitterly divided as they are badly polarized. The nation itself appears to have reached a political and economic dead end.

    But it is the internal rancour and struggle for control and supremacy within the major parties that should be of interest. At this point, what you see is not what you see. There are fifth columnists everywhere, bent on internal sabotage and implacable in their avowed mission to cause maximum damage to their parties before the real election takes place.

       Politics has become a Travelling Theatre, with improvisations, revues and satirical sketches on a daily basis. The war within the parties is fiercer and more urgent than the war outside. Labour does not appear to be working as widely speculated.

    There is a loss of momentum and grip somewhere and it shows in the forlorn and furtively bemused expression on the face of its helmsmen. While recalcitrant PDP governors, otherwise known as the G-5, continue to pelt and pester Atiku Abubakar, it is from the east that the weapons of mass destruction are talking louder than the weapons of mass persuasion.

        However, it is the ruling party that hosts the biggest contradictions and the most dramatic developments. This past week, the rambunctious but usually perceptive Governor of Kaduna State, Nasir el-Rufai, ruffled not a few northern feathers by calling out some of his colleagues in the ruling coalition, particularly the shadowy and influential deep state camarilla that surrounds General Mohammadu Buhari.

      In a widely circulated interview, the Kaduna State Governor accused the ranking echelons of his own party of plotting to torpedo the possible victory of the party’s flag bearer in the forthcoming presidential election.

      Not done, El-Rufai went as far as revealing the basis of their unyielding animosity towards the former Lagos State Governor. According to him, they have refused to come to terms with the resounding walloping they got from Tinubu in the last presidential primary despite all the intrigues and Machiavellian machinations. As proof of the current conspiracies, El-Rufai cited the crippling shortages of petroleum products and the currency redesign debacle.

      The federal government’s response was swift. At a press briefing after the scheduled executive council meeting last Wednesday, Lai Mohammed let it be known that his principal was not interested in supporting a particular candidate but in ensuring free and fair elections which he hopes will be his lasting legacy to the nation. After the Daura-born general’s unconvincing, desultory and lacklustre appearances on the party’s presidential campaign, the cat was finally out of the bag.

       Readers of this column will recall that after Senator Ahmed Bola Tinubu’s dramatic victory at the party’s tension-soaked primary at the Eagle’s Square in Abuja, we had cautioned that it was not a done deal, at least not yet.

      It was not the Moor’s last sigh, as we put it then. This kind of crushing victory was bound to spawn a vicious counter-rally in the long run from the ethnic supremacists lurking around, particularly if the victor succumbs to hubris and premature triumphalism and if the fundamentalist hawks in the party remain unappeased and unappeasable.

    As a public commentator crowed on Thursday morning, the presidential contest is now between the ANC and the CPC, the two major legacy parties that formed the APC. Before our very eyes, the APC is once again in danger of fracturing into its component parts.

     We must give it to Nasir el-Rufai and his gubernatorial colleagues who made Tinubu’s victory possible in the first instance, against the run of play and against the will of the honchos and henchmen of reaction and retrogression in the party. Once again, El-Rufai is playing the role of a lone visionary to a beleaguered and befuddled northern feudal hegemony. Many are accusing him of cynicism, of rank opportunism and of running with the hare while hunting with the hounds.

       Whatever they may call it, the objective reality suggests that the Kaduna State Governor is seeing the danger farther ahead than many of his power-obsessed cohorts. Call it enlightened self-interest at its most rarefied and bedeviling.

     It is clear that in the absence of a reforming messiah thrown up from among its midst, the next best thing for the north is a sympathetic undertaker who will manage its traumatic, willy-nilly transition to modernity with the kind of kindness and courtesy that Bola Tinubu has shown to its leading lights.

       As it is, the current power configurations encrusted in a feudal veto is unsustainable. It will lead to a historic bloodbath and the mutual ruination of all the contending classes. This is the kind of messianic role many expected of General Buhari which has now been sensationally fluffed. Unfortunately, you cannot give what you don’t have.

      But historical failures can still be mitigated, that is if you find yourself in a hole and stop digging. The power cohorts around General Buhari appear to be digging and digging in furiously. By attempting to ditch Tinubu and by consequence the extant power arrangement between the north and the broad south at this perilous point, President Buhari may be committing the greatest strategic blunder of his military and political career.

      There is plenty of room for a walk-back. The press briefing ought to have been more nuanced and the language of disavowal more diplomatically couched. Supporting the candidate of your party is not antipodal or antithetical to conducting a free and fair election. Both positions can be comfortably and honorably held without raising an ethnic or regional ruckus, unless the general knows something that many of us don’t.

       Unfortunately, the rumpus within the ruling party is reigniting the bitter memories of the June 12 debacle and Abiola’s tragic death. Despite Abiola’s outlandish wealth, his vast connections, his religious affiliation, his north-friendly outlook and the fact that he won a free and fair election, the Egba business mogul was still denied the opportunity to claim and enjoy his mandate by a military cabal fronting for a minority caste bent on ruling Nigeria in perpetuity either directly or by proxy.

      The Abiola palaver led to a bloody commotion which questioned the validity of Nigeria’s survival and continued existence as a corporate entity. Here is why. If a man as rich, distinguished and well-connected as the late billionaire business mogul could not aspire to rule Nigeria, what hope is there for millions of less fortunate compatriots from even more seriously disadvantaged background?

       It was an ethical and political conundrum which posed the National Question in a way it has never been posed before. Thirty years later, like the proverbial dunce that is incapable of learning the lessons of history, we are treading on dangerous and slippery grounds once again. But since no two historical conjunctures are completely alike, here are the reasons why this one is particularly fraught.

       Unlike MKO Abiola who was a neophyte and fresh state recruit to politics, Tinubu is a master grass roots political practitioner with a formidable capacity for horizontal and vertical mobilization. If many of his compatriots believe that he has worked very hard to earn the presidency, denying him the much coveted prize at this point by foul means would be a very dangerous game to play indeed.

      Let no one weep for the nation at this point. It is the old fundamentally faulty system that has returned to haunt us in all its gross ineptitude. Our inability since the First Republic to grow genuine, authentic and organic political parties except as special purpose vehicles for state capture or as articulated personnel carriers for political ambush has come back to demand its full wages. We may have Tinubu’s political genius to thank for this.

      Our military overlords bear full responsibility. The only mitigating circumstance for this grave infraction against the greatest conurbation of black souls anywhere in the world may be that they meant well but acted within the limits and limitations of their vision or lack of it.

    In 1979, barely recovered from the trauma of civil war, they cast their net far and wide for a broad based, pan-Nigerian coalition of elites that would insulate the nation against the ruinous fissiparous tendencies that led to the civil war. The National Party of Nigeria (NPN) kept the country together, but looted its resources dry. Anarchy and popular chaos loomed. The military stepped in to head off a bloody revolution.

       Twenty years after in 1999, the surviving military hierarchs were still at their old game of cobbling together a broad based pan-Nigerian coalition of elite with the mandate of holding the nation together without any consideration for accelerated growth and development which is actually what keeps a modern nation together. This was after Generals Ibrahim Babangida and Sani Abacha had both taken the country to the political and economic cleaners for thirteen years.

      In the event, the old formula produced similar results. The Peoples’ Democratic Party, (PDP) kept the nation together for sixteen years through a vast network of patronage and elite clientele. But the country remained in the political and economic doldrums. Despite widespread clamour, no attempt was made to reform the system except self-serving “constitutional conferences” which came to naught.

     It was obvious that the bubble was about to burst. The criminal pillage of national patrimony and the obscene display of unmerited wealth opened up the government to sundry anti-state and non-state actors who appeared bent on bringing the nation to heel. It exposed the fatal vulnerabilities of an imperious but not so imperial state. After sixteen years of gross misrule and economic brigandage, both the nation and the ruling party had reached the end of the tether.

      This was the situation that threw up the APC, an unstable coalition of disparate and contrary forces. Unfortunately, the APC has not passed muster either. The less said about its own eight year tenure at this point the better.

      Once again, the nation has found itself in an epic quandary. If the extant rump of the selectorate is thinking of another quick fix, they had better perish the thought. The forces in contention have grown beyond them. 2023 may feel like but it is not quite 1993. Peeping at the political horoscope, it is obvious that this time around, not only the living but even the dead will stir in protest. Alertness is the price for emancipation. Those who vote must never again be supplanted by those who veto.