Category: Sunday

  • 2023, CAN, Dogara and Babachir

    2023, CAN, Dogara and Babachir

    FORMER Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) Babachir David Lawal and former Speaker of the House of Representatives Yakubu Dogara had for months acrimoniously led a northern Christian coalition to oppose the All Progressives Congress same-faith presidential ticket. That coalition has now fractured irretrievably as Mr Lawal and a few others, to the consternation of Mr Dogara, peremptorily chose to endorse Labour Party presidential candidate Peter Obi. In a statement he issued two Thursdays ago but dated November 23, Mr Lawal failed to explain why he broke ranks with the former Speaker. Two reasons have, however, been proffered for the hasty endorsement: either the coalition was taking too long to announce its stand due to an unbridgeable disagreement within the group or the initial lack of clarity on the subject by the Christian umbrella body, the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), was proving too equivocal and constraining. Whatever the reasons are, Mr Lawal has finally and perhaps irrevocably jumped the gun and gone to town with the fractured view of his group.

    Last Friday, Mr Dogara also headed North to seek for a quarry to endorse. He inexplicably found and embraced former vice president Atiku Abubakar, yes the same PDP presidential candidate who flipped-flopped over the murder of Deborah Samuel last May for what her killers alleged was blasphemy. In the view of the former Speaker, APC would soon implode, and LP could not possibly win the polls, and even if it did, it could not govern. After denouncing the APC for opposing inclusiveness and demonstrating a lack of sensitivity and fairness, he nevertheless offered no explanation for the contradiction of supporting another northern Muslim after about eight years of the northern Muslim Muhammadu Buhari. It is strange that any Christian from the North could fail to see that what is propelling Messrs Lawal and Dogara has nothing to do with Christian principles and values.

    The former SGF predicated his group’s endorsement on the following: “As one of the foremost critics of APC’s single-faith presidential ticket and also in deference to those who have patiently waited for our guidance as to where to pitch our tent, after a painstaking review and analysis of the alternative presidential tickets, we now wish to recommend the Obi/Datti presidential ticket. Obviously, a Christian/Muslim presidency like the Obi/Datti one will be most appropriate at this stage of our political journey, more so, since we are now transiting from a Muslim/Christian presidency. It will also achieve the regional shift of the presidency from the current NW/SW to a SE/NW presidency as popularly being canvassed…”

    Mr Lawal’s presumptuously political arguments are not infallible. They are in fact deeply flawed, regardless of his conclusions. He is chairman of the coalition, yet he lacked the discipline and sagacity to wait for a consensus before announcing the endorsement. He thus opened himself to searing allegation of inducement in his endorsement of Mr Obi. An online newspaper quoted a source within his group as denying the allegation; but rumours of improper dealing have refused to go away. Mr Lawal, who is a pastor, may very well be motivated by purely ecclesiastical reasons. But by hastily throwing his lot with Mr Obi, leaving his co-traveller, Mr Dogara, in a bind, he confirms irrevocably and demeaningly that he and others like him are motivated by personal not Christian principles. The former Speaker initially disowned the endorsement and claimed that the coalition he co-chaired was still preparing its position to be announced at an interfaith event a little later. It would have been a tall order for him to subsequently align himself with Mr Lawal’s hasty endorsement which mixed religious motives with improperly digested regional and geopolitical objectives. The former SGF is entitled to vent his distaste for APC’s style and politics, but given the noble goals he pretends to prosecute, not to say the body of Christ he claims to represent, it is indefensible that his style and choice do not also evince the wisdom frequently associated with his faith.

    It is not known whether Mr Lawal took Mr Dogara into confidence before releasing his one-sided statement, but hours after the SGF’s statement was made public, the former Speaker issued a damning rebuttal suggesting that the coalition was yet to speak. Mr Dogara was less combative, but he did not mince words in disowning Mr Lawal’s unilateral action. Should Mr Dogara and the remnant with him eventually align themselves with Mr Lawal at any later date, his effort would be superfluous. But should they take a different position, as they have done, the dissension would bring to an end an exercise replete with anger than Christian commonsense. In the circumstance, the self-interest and political survival that brought them together proved potent enough to split their ranks and make nonsense of their homiletical verbiage on behalf of Christianity.

    No one knows what role the initial pussyfooting by CAN has played in compounding the confusion. The umbrella Christian body had at first tempestuously condemned the APC’s same-faith presidential ticket, while many of its leading lights had also endorsed Mr Obi before they had the chance to reflect on the quality and competence of the other candidates, or even before they had the chance to consider the terrible consequences of trying to cajole the faithful to vote one way or the other. Unable to give the necessary guidance their members needed in those heady days after the parties unveiled their presidential tickets, many groups within CAN ran riot with their opinions and positions. But finally, after many uncertain and temperamental months, CAN has done the right thing by listening to the candidates and announcing to Nigerian Christians to vote their conscience. This position may doubtless take the wind out of the sail of the Lawal-Dogara coalition, despite the refusal of a few CAN chapters to embrace neutrality. Whatever the Lawal-Dogara coalition says now, assuming they can even force unity upon themselves, will only have minimal significance in the Christian North. That significance would be insufficient to tilt the pendulum one way or the other.

    Whenever Christian leaders abandon the tenets of their faith to swim in the murky waters of politics, they have often fared very badly. Lending their pulpits to politics and politicians not only disrespects their Lord and compromises and pollutes their faith, it also predisposes them into violating in the same breath the love and unity their faith enjoins them to show one another. Their assignment is to witness to and illuminate the world, and to season and preserve it by building men and women of unimpeachable character to be deployed, like Daniel and Joseph, as ambassadors of their faith to the secular world. Their early fathers cut and paved the path for them to follow; but they have redefined their assignment to mean building and promoting presidents and vice presidents, senators and lawmakers, quite without a corresponding and scrupulous attention to the elected men’s ethical standing. The pollution continues apace. Perhaps the spectacular falling out of Messrs Lawal and Dogara will illustrate to them how dangerously they had all along flirted with fire. CAN may now be having second thoughts about 2023, but it is not clear whether by initially dismantling the ramparts of their faith and misleading their members they had not become like everyone else, ordinary and worldly.

     

    Adeleke as Osun’s storm petrel

    Ademola-Oyetola

    THE only sensible thing Ademola Adeleke has done in one week since he was sworn in as governor of Osun is reverting the name of the state to Osun State. The State of Osun, the needless contrivance dreamt up by former governor Rauf Aregbesola, was neither popular as the ex-governor imagined, nor necessary. However, Mr Adeleke will still have to deal with the legislative process that modified the name of the state under Mr Aregbesola. He will not shirk that duty. Hardly anyone will stand in his way, not even the harassed and depleted ranks of the ex-governor’s supporters, assuming they were in a position to stop the inevitable. By now, they probably reason illogically of course, that the wound inflicted by an enemy is more tolerable than the wound by a friend. But wound is wound, especially if it is fatal; it offers no consolation whatsoever. Apart from restoring the state’s constitutionally recognised name, Mr Adeleke has stirred up another storm and needlessly attracted to himself the name of a storm petrel.

    Other than dancing the lazy days away, for which he has become nationally famous, and which requires little effort and does not tax the mind, every step he has taken so far has been hasty, controversial and amateurish. In his view, everything done after he was declared winner of the July 16 governorship election was either suspicious or illegal. So, he sacked 12,000 workers he claimed his predecessor recently recruited, but offered no substantiation how he arrived at the number. He also suspended three monarchs enthroned by his predecessor, and without recourse to the law, suspended the State electoral commission (OSIEC). The problem with all this ‘military style’ actions is not whether he is right or wrong, but whether he has found enough time to carefully study the problems before pronouncing on them. How he thought being combative would impress anyone is hard to explain. In the circumstance, he even clumsily contradicted himself by setting up, via Executive Order 6, a review panel to look into all the fiery executive orders (3, 4 and 5) he issued on his first day in office after his inauguration last Sunday.

    Soon, Mr Adeleke will find out that governing a state, especially one in which nearly all its governorship polls had been keenly contested and the margin of victory slim, is far more arduous than his dancing pirouettes. The state as well as other observers will concede to him the opportunity of making mistakes and correcting himself. Perhaps he will soon settle down, not to govern brilliantly as the contemptuous Southwest would never vouchsafe him, but at least to make fewer mistakes than he seems fated. He is still putting together a cabinet, and it is hoped he will assemble a far more interesting crowd than his imaginations can handle, men and women of steel and character who would take care of the home front while he partied. As this column mused when he was declared winner of the poll in July, those who sponsored and plotted his victory must now ineluctably find him a regent. When he was in the Senate, he was largely anonymous, contributing nothing and gaining even much less. Promoted to State House, it is clear Mr Adeleke’s backers have aimed at goals far beyond his ken.

    Had Mr Adeleke exhibited the exertions a state governor should prove capable of, he would have reflected on the ramifying implications of his electoral victory. That would have saved him from the precipitate actions he took a day after assuming office, including his needlessly combative determination to erase his predecessors’ legacies. There is still no proof that he has the capacity for deep reflections. His victory split the state right down the middle, with his 403,371 (50.145) votes to his opponent Gboyega Oyetola’s 375,027 (46.62%) votes. And for an election that witnessed a turnout of about 42.16 percent, in a state with two All Progressives Congress (APC) senators to his Peoples Democratic Party’s one senator, and six APC House of Representatives members to his party’s three, not to mention the dominant APC majority in the House of Assembly, it was expected that he would be far less exuberant and more calculating than he has been. With a state nearly half of which is for his opponent as it is for him, he was also required to be more circumspect in deploying huge and mollifying statecraft techniques, and providing even-tempered leadership. But perhaps what Osun will be contending with in the months ahead may be a question of the governor’s capacity rather than a malicious desire to revenge past hurts.

    It would be unduly optimistic to expect anything grand from Mr Adeleke. His first few actions show a man and politician out of his depth as far as governance is concerned. It is hypothetically possible to get him a great regent or an assemblage of great minds, but without politics and governance inhering in the elected governor, it is hard to see how he can bridge the chasm that already dangerously exposes itself in Osun. The APC is confident they can get Mr Adeleke’s victory overturned. If they do, their task in restoring normality would be no less difficult, for a few months of the PDP would likely muddy the waters and even make the dancing senator’s abysmal reign wistful to the implacable and inconsolable few who continue to nurse one grievance or the other against Mr Oyetola.

     

    Between Aisha Buhari and Soludo

    AISHA Buhari, wife of the president, and Charles Soludo, Governor of Anambra State, are both recent victims of cyberstalking. But both initially reacted differently to the provocations. Aminu Mohammed Adamu, a student of the Federal University, Dutse, Jigawa State, had ridiculed the first lady for being overweight, a problem he controversially attributed to her feeding fat on the country’s resources and at the expense of the poor. Predictably incensed, she reported the matter to the law enforcement agencies. Mr Adamu’s arrest in turn became controversial because of speculations about how he was treated in detention before he was charged in court. But had the 400-level university student limited himself to ridiculing the first lady, as indecent and irreverent as that might be, it is unlikely the matter would have escalated. The problem is that he laced the ridicule with inflammatory and inciting innuendoes of corruption.

    Days later, it emerged that Mr Adamu had a habit of posting inciting and insensitive statements on social media, and because he was never held to account, he had thought he could get away with murder. For instance, three days after Deborah Samuel, a second year Economics student of the Shehu Shagari College of Education, was lynched by fellow students on May 13, Mr Adamu tweeted in Hausa that he and others like him were prepared to deal with those who publicly mourned and sympathised with the murdered student. Why the country’s students’ union and other commentators fail to see the significance of holding social media bullies to account is difficult to explain. Mrs Buhari of course had the choice not to press charges, and she has exercised that choice. It should be respected. But the question now is who will have the courage to curb the lawlessness spiraling on social media?

    Professor Soludo also caved in before Peter Obi’s supporters after they threatened to force his resignation and make Anambra ungovernable should he fail to apologise for attacking the Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate. The cyber bullying was ferocious and almost universal in the Southeast, and the eminent professor simply wilted. Taking advantage of a public function in which both he and Mr Obi met, he grinned widely and professed his brotherliness and friendship with the LP candidate. His traducers then relented. Of course, Prof Soludo knew that what he wrote about Mr Obi’s game plan was unimpeachable. But he was clearly unnerved by the avalanche of social media threats thrown at him by Mr Obi’s maddened supporters. He has lived to fight another day; but it is unclear even to him whether he had acted smartly by rapidly wilting before the rabble.

    It was Mrs Buhari’s honour to bring the insolent Mr Adamu to account. She finally chose not to. And Prof Soludo may have accidentally discovered that silence is the best answer to social media lynch mobs. But by retreating in the face of battle with abominable trolls, both victims may have abandoned the field to barbarians determined to drag everybody down with them into the sewers.

  • 2023 Predicting presidential pendulum (Part 5)

    2023 Predicting presidential pendulum (Part 5)

    By John Ekundayo

    “The policy will establish a vision for Nigeria’s future in the next four years. It highlights the three major challenges facing our Nation (economy, unity and security) and how these can be resolved.

    … Nigeria where everyone, irrespective of where or who you are, is provided with the capabilities to function appropriately, …” – Atiku Abubakar, PDP Presidential Candidate

    “… A nation transformed into greatness, the pride of Africa, a role model for all black people worldwide and respected among all other countries.” – Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT), APC Presidential Candidate

    Once upon a time, there was a popular man in a certain town in the south western part of Nigeria. In the small town where he was born and bred, he was noted to have suddenly become wealthy after the apparent mysterious demise of his mother leading to the belief by the elders that his wealth was palpably tinted with blood. He was famous but not fancied within the town despite his public display of wealth. He indulged in marrying many wives and riding on any car that he desired. In this apparent wasteful, wanton and weird display of supposedly ill-gotten wealth, there was something strikingly odd that the elders in the town perceived in his oddity, or seeming eccentricity. It was the way and manner he erected his house. Initially, he commenced building an edifice that was at that time one of the most modern buildings in the small ancient town. No sooner had he started building than he decided to pull down part of the structure to many people’s disbelief and discomfort. Afterall, he did not borrow the money from anyone; it was his own and he felt he could do what he wished with his own! This ugly trend became a norm in erecting the edifice: building, and subsequently pulling down part of the structure. The elders, after quite a while, were no more perturbed with his petulant predisposition, though it smacked of sheer aberration. In essence, what is the import of starting this edition with this true-life story? In less than three months to the presidential poll of 25th February 2023, many contenders or candidates of the political parties involved in the contest have gone public with their manifestos to entice and entreat the favour of the electorates. This is the universal practice taking cognizance of the dreams, dictates and demands of democratic ethos.

    Manifesto: Making Mincemeat?

    As previously posited in this series on predicting presidential pendulum, there are three presidential candidates of note in the hotly contested race to the throne situated at Aso Rock. They are Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the All Progressives Congress (APC); Mr. Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP); and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar of the People Democratic Party (PDP). Any other one is seemingly inconsequential as would be subsequently perceived in the coming political conquest as Nigerians move into January 2023. It is utterly amazing that up till the time of going to the press, early December 2022, one of the leading contenders has not released his manifesto with less than 90 days to the presidential poll! Mr. Peter Obi distanced himself from the release of any purported 7-point agenda declaring via his twitter handle that he would personally release his manifesto at the right time. This is a better stance than the tinkering of Obi’s Special Adviser on Public Affairs, Katch Ononuju, who according to Daily Trust of 14th November 2022, succinctly stated “that there is nothing big in drafting manifesto.” The newspaper was reporting from his interview on Channels TV. This is analogous to a builder having gathered sand, cement, reinforcing iron, granite and with a humongous amount telling the whole world that he is not in hurry to come out with his building plan or blueprint! This scenario can be situated with the sordid story, shared at the outset of this write up, of that rich man in that small ancient town that commenced building only to keep pulling down. Ultimately, an oddity became a norm with that man. How many followers (electorates) will trust their future into the hand of a man, less than 90 days to the election, that has not impressed them with a direction of where he is going? This columnist has written earlier, and reiterates it here and now, that approaching the presidential poll without a blueprint is synonymous to leading workmen to a building site where the client has procured all building materials for sight seeing without any intention to commence work. Will the workmen take this builder seriously? Definitely not! Some of them may even locate and ply their trade with serious minded builders in the vicinity who are ready to commence work without deferment as procrastination is the thief of time. Someone better advises Mr. Peter Obi as he may lose some of his potential followers in this marathonic race to Aso Rock.

    Between Asiwaju and Atiku: People’s Pact!

    The duo of Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Atiku Abubakar, saliently and succinctly sounding seriousness in their approach to the throne located at Aso Rock Villa, have since gone public with their social contract or pact with the people of Nigeria. Firstly, Atiku Abubakar of the PDP in a 186-page, detailed documented pact with the citizens, has not left anyone in doubt of what he is up to, if Nigerians could trust him with their mandate. His social contract with Nigerians tagged: “My Covenant with Nigerians”, is well laid out with a 5-point agenda. Simply and squarely summarized thus:

    1. Restore Nigeria’s unity through equity, social justice, and cooperation
    2. Establish a strong and effective government that guarantees the safety and security of life and property.
    3. Build a strong, resilient and prosperous economy that creates jobs and lifts people out of poverty.
    4. Promotes a true federal system which will provide a strong Federal Government to guarantee national unity while allowing the federating units to set up their own priorities (sic).
    5. Spearhead educational reform so it is driven by innovation, science and technology.

    Even though these are well articulated, however, implementation of the strategy, as is the practice within Nigeria’s context, may be an apparent albatross. Critiquing the 186-page document, one could see and state the wordiness or verbosity that may pull wools on the eyes of the followers in sifting the wheat from the chaff. How many Nigerians love reading a document especially when it is going to 100 pages and more?

    Secondly, the manifesto of the APC flag bearer is equally encapsulating and enticing to read and ruminate upon. It is a 29-page treatise on the Tinubu’s pact with the people of Nigeria, if given the mandate to lead them. The sobriquet riding with the manifesto is: “My vision for Nigeria” simply. squarely and skillfully summarized thus:

    1. A nation transformed into greatness, the pride of Africa, a role model for all black people worldwide, and respected among all other countries.
    2. A vibrant and thriving democracy and a prosperous nation with a fast-growing industrial base, capable of producing the most basic needs of the people and exporting to other countries of the world.
    3. A country with a robust economy, where prosperity is broadly shared by all irrespective of class, region, and religion.
    4. A nation where its people enjoy all the basic needs, including a safe and secure environment, abundant food, affordable shelter, health care, and quality primary education for all (sic).
    5. A nation founded on justice, peace, and prosperity for all.

    Perusing the treatise depicting the social contact or pact with Nigerians, if elected as their president in the 25th February 2023 poll, the pedigree of Asiwaju Tinubu in piloting the affairs of a sub-national like Lagos to enviable heights especially with the arrays of cerebral, credible, capable and competent hands, this columnist has the confidence that Tinubu can replicate such feat at the centre. There are some that hold the perspective that his age may deter him from enacting such a feat again. This columnist disagrees with such biased and myopic tinkering as wine gets better with age! Anyone still in disbelief? A case in point is Dr, Muhammad Mahathir (aka Dr. M) of Malaysia, He was recalled to contest when the nation was adrift economically and politically at the age of 92 having initially served as Prime Minister for almost 19 years. He won to the consternation or amazement of many watchers around the world! He won even when he contested on an opposition platform!! He was able to lift up the country again from the abyss. That is the kind of leader Nigeria needs now!

    Pinpointing Presidential Pendulum:

    In concluding this series, it is necessary to remind Nigerians of the onerous duty before the followers come 25th February 2023. That is the day of the epoch-making poll. That day, many issues will come to play in deciding which party or personality to side with. How many followers among the valid electorates will align with the candidates based on their pedigrees or profiles while in one office or the other in times past? How many of the followers will not reason or rationalize but will sway with the whims and caprices of local and powerful political principalities? How many would be waiting for the contenders’ aides or agents with expected “stomach infrastructure” to be delivered on or before that day of election? Are we factoring those followers who would vote based on a particular village’s or town’s or city’s customized consent? There are indeed so many permutations, predictions and projections that will predicate the choices of followers at the poll. However, like it is said in Ekiti common parlance: “kan ju ada soke lere ugba, ibi pelebe la mu bale” (meaning: no matter the number of times one throws up a cutlass, it will land on its side). In essence, with the party’s spread and structure; the cohesion within the APC compared with the palpable confusion in the main opposition, PDP; the ratings from credible rating agencies like Fitch and EIU; the political principalities with strong support at the local towns, cities and states with national appeal and spread; and the incumbency factor of the ruling party, APC, the coast is seemingly clear for the emergence of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu if elections were held today. This is this columnist’s submission as a researcher, political analyst and public affairs commentator. However, in any democracy, the majority will have their way whilst the minority will equally have their say.

    • Ekundayo, Ph.D. – Harvard-Certified Leadership Strategist, and also a Development Consultant, can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com
  • Some media stations and APC – baiting

    Some media stations and APC – baiting

    “This fiasco is a sad reflection on the state of the media in Nigeria. Many of the journalists are partisan hacks and carpet- bagging nuisance sworn to the perfidious infamy of their patrons who have been in the trade for as long as anybody can remember” – Tatalo Alamu in “Political Theatre in Nigeria”, The Nation, Sunday, 26 November 2022.

    The other day my young friend, Mike Igini, a man about whom I am exceedingly proud for the brilliance, commitment and integrity he brought to public service as an INEC Resident Electoral Commissioner, becoming its reference point, and now happily retired – was absolutely emphatic when, on television, he said that the series of attacks on INEC facilities all over the country were sponsored by politicians. I will add to that, non- state actors, who have vowed that the 2023 elections would not hold; among them terrorists, bandits and those separist agitators who, ignorantly, believe that it is the surest way their hoped-for independent countries can materialise out of Nigeria.

    Unfortunately for them, INEC has stated, categorically too, that come rain, come shine, the elections will hold as scheduled.

    The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) said it will successfully conduct the elections as scheduled, recent attacks on its offices not withstanding.

    Addressing a delegation of  African Union Special Pre- Electoral  Political Mission, led by Phumzile Mlambo- Ngcuka in Abuja on Wednesday, 31 November, 2022 the INEC chairman, Professor Mahmood Yakubu, stated “that not even the loss of some election materials already delivered for the 2023 general election to recent attacks on its offices in different parts of the country would stop the polls from taking place as scheduled”. While that is good news, it is not the end of the nefarious activities of those who Tatalo Alamu described above as having been trading in “perfidious infamy regarding our elections for as long as anybody can remember”.

    From that infamy, some have  profited so hugely their pre-occupation now is to inspire the running down of a candidate under whose administration their ‘business’ will, certainly,  not thrive were he – the man they love to pillory to their hearts’ content – trying everything they can to de- market, end up victorious in the 2023 Presidential election.

    In this regard, I doubt if anything gladdens these media hounds more than having APC  spokespersons/surrogates for their interview sessions, or indeed, their principal to photo- shop, even in circumstances that are downright stupid. A recent  example was a photo- shopped picture of the APC Presidential Candidate, discussing with the U.S President in that country, a whole week ahead of the proposed trip when the candidate was still very much in Nigeria.

    Can anything be more asinine?

    But if that was pardonable, given the calibre of those for whom the Internet has since become home, what of media, and intellectual, gurus who adorn some television stations, pontificating about things they know nothing about?

    Some were on an APC – baiting television station this past week. But how they miscalculated, seeing they  had the wrong  calibre of guests!

    The Monday after Tatalo wrote the quoted portion above, our friends had on their titilating morning programme, a chieftain of the APC, and another gentleman who is a member of the party’s Media directorate, coordinating campaign matters  in the Southeast.

    Apart from the young lady who introduced the guests, and who would, herself, barely pass by as being  professional, their demeanor, and the line of questioning by the other two, decisively gave them up as advasorial interlocutors, who were  derisively out to deliberately ridicule the party’s presidential candidate.

    It is now needless to mention the permanent scowl on the face of one of them.

    They talked ad nauseam about gaffes, health status, quoting with glee, the opinion of a non- medical newspaper columnist who is certainly not the candidate’s personal physician; just as they went repeating what  they described as the response of another presidential candidate to their principal’s criticism of him, as if it was of any relevance.

    But trust the APC to have despatched to that programme, in particular, two experienced gentlemen; one a vastly experienced public servant, who retired as a permanent secretary in the Lagos state public service, a veteran

    politician, former minister of the Federal Republic and Senator,  together with a vastly knowledgeable member of the campaign’s media directorate.

    After the Senator had made short shrift of their absolutely demeaning first question in a way that obviously bedraggled them, they turned to the campaign committee member, asking him how his principal would make the Southeast ‘Taiwan of Asia’, in an apparent attempt to ridicule the candidate who had obviously meant to say he would make that part of Nigerian look like Taiwan in the way he would develop the region’s manufacturing sector.

    If the question showed anything, it was how supercilious, and petty, these otherwise respected gentlemen are in matters pertaining to the APC Presidential candidate.

    The interesting thing, however, was that their guest was completely unfazed.

    Rather, he lectured them.

    Apart from emphasising how his principal impacted Lagos State as Governor,  erecting the building blocks of turning a refuse- laden, gangster – infested city state, into about  the 3rd, or 4th, economic power house on the entire African continent, he rhapsodised how the man he described as, unarguably, the best Nigerian state governor ever, put round pegs in round holes, and ended up the greatest mentor the country has even seen.

    For comparison, I urge the reader to mentally think – if he/she could – of only  one or two consequential Nigerians Obi or  Atiku  mentored in all their many years in government and where they are today.

    Their final question was to the Senator. Also in derision, they wanted to know how his principal would solve the ethnic, and separatist  problems in the country, when, according to them, none of the previous Heads of state  succeeded in doing so.

    Here again, they were taken through a learning curve. The guest told them this was as simple as a b c because all it requires, apart from having honest discussions with the constituent parts of the country, something the candidate promised to do during his campaign in Abakaliki, Ebonyi state. Besides that, he said, is RESTRUCTURING, which he would see through as President, if elected, drastically reducing the about 68 items on the exclusive list over which the federal government currently has a choke – hold.

    Reduce these items, he said, by devolving responsibilities on several matters to states, and local governments, and come up with an absolutely lean federal government, preferably with responsibility for very few things like foreign relations, defence and currency matters. And, voila, it’s done as it requires no robotic science.

    They were nonplussed.

    It is stupefying that these very versed gentlemen couldn’t see that as militarists, with a passion for unbridled control, there was no way Heads of state like Gowon, Obasanjo, Buhari, Babangida, Abacha or Abdulsalam, could  have restructured Nigeria.The odd, truly civilian President Goodluck Jonathan, was somewhat too laid back, if not timid, to have attempted touching an issue he knew that a significant part of the North does not support.

    Without a doubt, given his track record in governance, and with his not insignificant network all over the country, the APC candidate, as president, can be trusted to approach restructuring Nigeria in a manner that will make it a win – win affair.

    There is also their other ‘sister’ station where the capo enjoys nothing more than attempting to take a dig at the APC, or it’s presidential candidate.

    This past week,  he too had one of the party’s surrogates from Adamawa state, a member of the party’s campaign Committee, as guest.

    The manner, and the length of time, this anchor took questioning his guest on the Muslim- Muslim ticket, ancien though it has become, you would know he is on a commission; either because he revels in describing himself as a Northerner, and so must do what he thinks, suits a Northern candidate best, or he has simply been had.

    You would hardly believe this is at a point in time when the two weightless Northern ‘Christians’ who had ogled the APC Vice Presidential candidacy, are no longer ‘ad idem’, as well as the fact that CAN has, indeed, now spoken: asking Christians to vote their conscience.

    He still, needlessly, went to town, acting like he  were a consultant to Babachir Lawal: Babachir said this, Babachir said that, as if  Babachir was not merely acting like a spurned,  love – sick lady.

    It is most probably in view of all the gory happenings in present day Nigerian media that Olakunle Abimbola of this stable, could not help observing as follows in his column this past week: “the treacherous Tribune had turned the sacred trust the laws of Rome gave them into sacred spite. But after they baited the short- fused Coriolanus to join arch – enemies, Volscians, against his own city, the Tribune melted into sickening, begging jellies”.

    One can only hope that has not become the fate of the Nigerian media.

  • High drama as Okon is arraigned

    High drama as Okon is arraigned

    Since Okon has been released on police bail to face trial for affray and battery and conduct prejudicial to public order, the house has been swarming with serial bootleggers, from Jamestown, drunken well-wishers and other colourful crooks from the creeks. One of these is a crazy old fellow clad in snow white suit who claimed to be a former officer of the Imperial Navy and who insisted that snooper must make him a good cup of Ceylonese tea every morning. When he was informed that snooper was actually Okon’s boss, the old bugger shrieked in Queen’s English: “Landlubber, get out of my mooring or I’ll torpedo your mother!!”

    On the D-Day, the court was swarming with noisy wannabes and smelling of antique perfumes from a Portuguese shipwreck. Dressed like an old sailor, Okon was brimming with mischief and radiant with irreverent pluck. By some miracle, the mad boy had smuggled a giant disused battery from a cannibalised jet into the courtroom as a principal exhibit. The fireworks began immediately the charges were read to the crazy one.

    “That you Okon Anthony Okon is committed for battery and affray and for conduct prejudicial to public order. On Thursday, the….”

    “ Point of incorrection”, Okon screamed, pointing at the battery. “How you fit charge me for battery when I get dem  Obonge battery? Okon no dey steal battery at all at all. And I no dey afraid of nothing. Ten Yoruba wrestlers no fit challenge Okon. And I don tell una say I no be conductor. Okon be houseboy and him /Oga dey court.”

    “ I see”, the lady magistrate began with demure elegance and bemusement. “I think I know this troublemaker. Mister man, have you ever been up before me?”.

    “My sister, how I fit answer dat kind question when we no dey sleep together?” Okon demanded with an irreverent smile. “If to say we dey bed together, I fit sabi when una dey wake. But sha for Lagos I wake up for six and for Calabar I wake up for 2 p.m”

    “Stupid man”, the magistrate snapped, losing her cool. “I mean whether you have come before me”.

    “Egweee!!! See man see trouble ooo”, Okon began with a subversive frown. “As I no dey hammer you, how I fit know dat one? I don ask una before whether you be dem Yoruba woman I dey see for Aguda”

    “Idiot”, the lady magistrate spat as she lost her cool and the entire court dissolved into laughter and wild cat calls. The shout of “order! order!” rent the entire court room.

    “You see now, the last time dem say make we order like dat in court and I say make dem give me  Apu and 404 dem police say I be stupid man”, Okon lamented bitterly, fuelling more caterwauling in court.

    The magistrate seemed to have had enough. She began packing her papers. “The accused person is hereby remanded in custody until the next hearing”, she shouted amidst the inglorious din.

    “Haba wetin be dat one now?  So Okon no go home and Okon no go jail? Which kind acting palaver be dat? Na dem Jonathan Badluck be dat”, Okon protested.

    “Just shut up” the poor woman screamed.

    “How about dem feeding arrangement?” Okon demanded as the lady retreated to her chambers.

    “Idiot”.

    “Wey dem Falana and dem woman rights lawyer now?” Okon snarled as he was being led away. “If to say Gani no kaput he for done scatter dem yeye court by now. Abi na becos Okon be Efik boy? Dem yeye Yoruba lawyers, wey dem dey now?”

  • The crematorium of intellectuals: Two exemplary paradigms

    The crematorium of intellectuals: Two exemplary paradigms

    The death of Olu Adegboro a few weeks back and the iconic Dr Seinde Arigbede shortly thereafter has drawn attention once again to the plight of intellectuals and men of ideas in the postcolonial crematorium. In the case of the celebrated singing doctor, he was every inch the nearest incarnation of a Renaissance man.

    Through music, singing, dancing, acting and cutting edge medical research, Arigbede had sought to energize and galvanize his society towards a more productive and redemptive ethos. When compelling failure appeared on the horizon, he was not the one to put up with such nonsense. He had decided to live and act out his dream in the bucolic and pristine environment of Oogi, in Osun State. Rather than put up with banal reality, the entrancing thespian went native.

    Adegboro, in his own case, had sought to change the fortunes of his country through student union activity, locally as a union leader at the then University of Ife and more spectacularly as a president of NUNS, the old umbrella union of Nigerian students. It must be recalled that his younger brother, Banji, took to the same beat and became an influential student leader at the University of Ibadan. He was later to die in a car crash.

    It is to be noted that in the perpetual struggle between the forces of political freedom and economic advancement on one hand and the forces of reaction and retrogression on the other, intellectuals are always an endangered species and prime candidates of state oppression.

    Yet this has not always been the case in traditional African societies before the colonial irruption. These pre-colonial societies bubbled and bustled with traditional intellectuals:  bards, griots, musicians and poets, who served as organic philosophers, historians, repositories of societal values, in short they were ideological accessories of the old state that also acted as barometers for gauging the health of the society and its political stability.

    The destruction of the old traditional system of governance engendered a fierce power struggle among the new social forces unleashed by colonization. The imperative of a new order compelled the colonialists to empower the new ruling classes their rule had spawned. Consequently, intellectuals as a group became a subordinated subclass of the new ruling group.

    In the rare and unusual case where intellectuals come to dominance and political supremacy in postcolonial Africa, such as Leopold Senghor’s Senegal, Julius Nyerere’s Tanzania, Nelson Mandela’s South Africa and Sam Nujoma’s Namibia, you had a measure of political liberalization and the unfettered flowering of political expression. In Dakar, the widest and longest boulevard is named after the country’s iconic intellectual hero, Cheikh Anta Diop.

    But when repressive military and civilian hordes take over in many African countries intellectuals have their worst nightmares such as happened in Nigeria under General Abacha, Central African Republic under Jean-Bedel Bokassa, Uganda under Idi Amin, Ethiopia under Mengitsu, Togo under Eyadema, old Congo under Mobutu, Cameroons under Paul Biya, Gambia under Yahya Jammeh, Burkina Faso under Blaise Compaore  and more recently in Guinea under Dadis Camara. Famously, Idi Amin was said to have noted that while he could guarantee freedom of speech, he could not guarantee freedom after speech.

    It must however be restated that freedom-hating tyrants are not the exclusive preserve of postcolonial Africa. It is always a function of how the contradictions that tug at the underbelly of human societies as they negotiate their path and passage to modernity shape up.

    As we have seen with early twentieth century Europe, where a society and its political elite embrace ultranationalist mobilization otherwise known as fascism as a way of evading the contradictions of capitalist modernity, despotic tyrants must be thrown up to manage the stress and strain.

    This was exactly what happened with the eruption of fascist movements across Europe in the third decade of the last century.  In Italy, Benito Mussolini sent Antonio Gramsci, journalist and leading thinker, to prison with the war-cry: “We must prevent this brain from thinking for twenty years!” In Spain, Frank Franco pursued and liquidated intellectuals at will for forty years.

    Hitler, who did not do things in half measures, presided over the pogrom of intellectuals and their exodus from Germany. Walter Benjamin, the iconic left-wing intellectual, Rabbinic scholar and philosopher committed suicide at the Spanish border when his papers were rejected. He was fleeing the scourge of Nazism.

    It must however be noted that many European countries, particularly Britain, France, Holland and the Scandinavian countries, whose evolutionary trajectory was different from Southern Europe and whose political elite embraced a different political philosophy were able to withstand the onslaught of fascism. In Britain, Oswald Mosley, the leader of the fledging fascist movement, was detained in the public order.

    In France, De Gaulle, a military statesman and intellectual of no mean repute himself, went out of his way to cultivate writers and intellectuals. The great writer, publicist and war hero ,Andre Malraux, was his closest political confidante and collaborator.  The man of action who was also a gifted writer was the perfect foil for the man of letters who was also a man of steel.

    When De Gaulle was asked to put Jean-Paul Sartre away as a public nuisance, De Gaulle retorted that he could never contemplate such a thing because Sartre was also France. Great soldier-statesman and great intellectual cordially disliked each other but they also knew that they both represented different aspects of their nation’s exceptionality.

    It must be seen from this brief excursion into history that ideas not only rule the world, they also shape the evolution of individual nations. The lesson for a nation like Nigeria is that ideas and knowledge production rule the world. Consequently, the more we try to ignore ideas and their purveyors, the harder they keep thumping us in the face.

    As the presidential duel in Nigeria stalemates into a deadly dogfight, rancor and ethnic baiting, one cannot but lament the paucity of transformative ideas to illuminate our path. The central crisis of nation-building in Nigeria is the crisis of knowledge production.

    The crisis in our system in all its multi-dimensionality affects and paralyses everything else. It explains our inability to produce a political organogram that will lift the country from the trough of bitterness and polarization; our inability to come up with economic ideas that will genuinely lift millions of our people from the dungeon of depression and finally it speaks to the virtual collapse of our educational system after years of pretenses by those at the helm of affairs.

    After years of pretending to lift millions of Nigerians out of the poverty trap, the federal government, in its last gasp, is now blaming the state governments for the deepening immiseration and biblical squalor in the land. Whatever happened to the certitude and bravura with which the original promise was made that millions would soon be economically liberated?

    Only the deep can call to the deep. One must pity and sympathize with any government that is going to inherit this economic fiasco. In addition to functioning universities, private individuals must come up with institutes, think-tanks and organizations that will throw up the right ideas about how to resuscitate our polity and economic system.

    This was the gap people like Olu Adegboro and Seinde Arigbede sought to bridge and the lacuna they tried to fill before they were overwhelmed. The man of ideas in a postcolonial polity dominated by anti-intellectual sub-classes is a political orphan.  His reward range from exclusion, humiliation, exile or actual death when all else fails.

    Before age and bitter experience mellowed him down, Olu Adegboro’s romantic idealism about changing the society for the better led him to consider a career in the military after graduation. Up till that point in time, the military were considered a fine breed of patriots destined to rescue the country from the morass of economic quagmire and political instability.

    Alas, it turned out a damp squib and Olu himself almost came a sad cropper. Having viewed the military with rose-tinted glasses from the outside, the encounter with actual reality in all the harshly regimented ethos was a bridge too far. Only a divine reprieve saved him from what could have been a life-threatening fiasco. For a proud son of Oyemekun land, it was a humiliating debacle and Olu was forced to leave the army in distressing circumstances. It left a permanent scar.

    Having beaten a retreat from the notion of the military as a messianic institution, Olu’s approach to politics was marked by a gingerliness and tentativeness which betrayed the depths of uncertainties and doubts about the pursuit of politics as an ameliorative profession in Nigeria. Perhaps this explains why he never made much of his later day career as a politician.  The fire of yore was gone forever from the illustrious student union activist. In its place was a prematurely sagging old man, shuffling and shambling towards the darkening evening of existence.

    Perhaps we must close with one particularly distressing episode which signposts the great irrational dynamics of postcolonial politics and the tragic consequences of its political and ideological rollercoaster.

    Sometimes in 1973 at the premises of Premier Hotel in Ibadan Olu Adegboro was physically roughed up by Tunde Agunbiade, the then president of the Ife Students’ Union for daring to insult Chief Obafemi Awolowo . Agunbiade , a veteran Action Group youth activist of the E Stand by school of proactive violence,  had made it to the university as an adult student. Although normally affable and easy going with his provincial bravura, he took no political hostage.

    Exactly ten years after in 1983, Agunbiade was pounced upon on the street of Akure by an irate mob as he began openly jubilating about Omoboriowo’s purported victory in the Ondo state gubernatorial election. He was summarily beheaded and his head paraded as a political trophy. This is what happens when a political elite surrenders its responsibility to a rampaging mob.  May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

  • SNAPSONG  171

    SNAPSONG 171

    They swear the sun only rises
    In their part of the sky
    They usurp all mastery
    Of the longevity of our day

    They push the clouds
    To their side of the mountain
    The rain which waters their greed
    Is father of the flood that drowns our joy

    We send earthworms to soften their soil
    They return our favour with a legion of vipers
    They pluck every feather from our fledgling laughter
    And prime their ears to the siren of our sighs

    The source of some people’s sorrow
    Is the reason for others’ glee
    The moon they see in the royal courtyard
    Is different from the one

    That broods above the ghetto.
    The clock on the prison wall
    Chimes different notes from
    The one which graces the wedding hall

    Look up the sky
    And down the waiting earth
    The shadow which trails your steps
    May be truer than its striding subject.

  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    After weeks of not writing this column, I’m glad to be alive and back to resume sharing my opinion with readers on issues of general interest. What happened to me? Long story, but the short version is that I was ill and my health degenerated to the extent that I had to be hospitalized and undergo some other medical attention.

    The good news is that I’m alive and well and able to do one of the things I like most which is writing which I have done for decades. I’m grateful to God for sparing my life and to everyone, especially my family members and friends who stood by me in those moments when all hope seemed lost.

    Being healthy is something everyone should be grateful for.  Until we break down and unable to do those things we do normally without much effort, we never appreciate what it means to be healthy.

    In those moments I couldn’t even walk and had to be carried from my bedroom to the toilet, I remembered the importance of the Morning Prayer we used to pray in the Anglican Church.

    “Father I thank you for waking me up. Thank you that I raised my hand and I can. Thank you I moved my legs and I can”

    Being able to move our hands and legs is a big deal which we take for granted. Still, when our health fails, we realise that it has taken the grace of God to be able to do so and many other things which many with one health condition or the other are hoping to regain the ability to do.

    Unless for circumstances beyond one’s control, my advice is that people should do everything not to get ill as the experience can be traumatic considering the poor state of our health facilities and personnel.

    Imagine getting to the emergency section of one of the best government hospitals under excruciating conditions and being told there is no bed to admit you. The medical staff wished they could help but there is not much they could do as some of those who arrived earlier had not been attended to.

    The available facilities are obviously overstretched and the personnel overworked. There are not enough doctors to attend to patients as some have reportedly resigned and joined the exodus abroad for better pay and conditions of service.

    While some patients and I can afford to pay for the treatment that is available, many others can’t. The cost of tests and drugs can sometimes be too exorbitant for some patients and their families and relatives have to start calling others to raise the money needed. There are cases of those who have been discharged but can’t leave because they have not paid their accumulated bills while on admission.

    Even when doctors are able to do their best to care and attend to you, you need to trust God for perfect healing. The best thing like I advised earlier is to stay healthy which sometimes is as simple as knowing the right thing to eat and what not to and taking the necessary medications.

    Indeed health is wealth. When you are ill, many things get disrupted including your source of living and ability to meet many other obligations. Things you used to think were very important are no longer your priority and all you want is to survive what you are going through.

    Again, I am grateful that I’m alive and wish many others still ill a speedy recovery.

    Before I took ill, I had decided to name my daughter’s expected baby Opemipo (My thanks are many) for reasons I can’t explain. Now I know why. I really have many reasons to thank God for surviving an illness that many others have died of and I’m now a grandfather.

  • Killer fuel price

    Killer fuel price

    A shell-shocked civil society and a president’s annoying indifference

     

    When on Tuesday, last week, I literally bought fuel with my blood at N320 per litre in cosmopolitan Lagos, it dawned on me that really, a people get the kind of leaders they deserve. I have always marked the filling station in Agege area for what I consider its owner’s greed. It usually has fuel but its price is ever ridiculous in times of scarcity. Even the attendants are something else, with their razor-sharp tongues. They talk down on their customers who have been robbed of their kingship crown by fuel scarcity induced by incompetent and clueless governments.

    Actually, when I was going to work in the morning that day and saw only about four cars at the station, I assumed the fuel crisis was abating and that by the time I hit the city proper, things would be relatively easier. I did not know that there were few cars there because of the killer price that they were selling. I soon found out that the fuel scarcity was biting harder when I saw longer queues at the few filling stations that were dispensing fuel in the city proper.

    However, when I was returning from work at night, I deliberately passed through this filling station and saw yet relatively fewer vehicles. This time, I joined the queue, after all I was now going home to rest; there was no point being in a hurry. Like many other motorists there, I just joined the queue without knowing exactly how much they were selling petrol. What I noticed was that some motorists as soon as they found out that it was N320 per litre, pulled out their vehicles from the queue and sped off. By the time it was my turn, I felt I had suffered on the queue enough and should therefore not leave the station as I came. So, I decided to buy about N4,000 worth of fuel, mainly to power my generator. In my area, we almost always suffer double jeopardy of both fuel scarcity and power supply in times like this. I had barely got home when I started to announce that we have to learn to ration the fuel for the generator. Very few Nigerians have money to power diesel generators these days. That is another new normal, courtesy of the Muhammadu Buhari administration.

    Lest we forget, fuel was selling for N87 per litre in 2015. Today, the government is hiding behind a finger, pretending not to know what Nigerians are suffering as a result of its indiscretion. Mum has been the word from the seat of power since the harrowing experience began. All the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Ltd (NNPCL) that you cannot take its words with a pinch of salt has been saying is that it has enough stock. If it has enough, and there are no other encumbrances, why the scarcity? If we had a petroleum minister we would have asked him that question. However, since the president decided to double as petroleum minister, the buck stops at his desk for the gargantuan failure in that sector. So, he should answer the simple question.

    Those of them in the Buhari government who have conscience would know that they have failed on the major parameters of governance. They know the kind of heat they put on the Goodluck Jonathan administration until they smoked it out of Aso Rock. They know the kind of propaganda they unleashed whenever that government threatened to deregulate the downstream sector of the petroleum industry. After being in power for over seven years, their own government too cannot make refineries work. It is still relying on the same template of importation of fuel despite our being a major crude oil producer and is now trying to deodourise deregulation as the solution to the perennial fuel crisis. The same stories that they propped the civil society to reject when the Jonathan administration was trying to sell them to Nigerians are what they too are now echoing. So, what has changed? Nothing. Not even change itself.

    I think the government’s noise makers have suddenly gone quiet either due to guilty conscience or because they suddenly realise that they are on their way out. So power is transient, after all! Eight years is only about six months away. They too would, like their predecessors, be getting ready to bid goodbye to the fortress that has blinded them to reality these past years, and all its allures, the freebies and what have you.

    It is the  hapless Nigerians that I pity. I salute their doggedness, their patience even in the face of extreme provocation (like the one we are needlessly going through with fuel scarcity). I hope however that those who are now tormenting the people would not take their luck too far, even though the Buhari government seems to be getting away with his silent killer fuel price so far. The government is not talking despite that we have been in the crisis for some weeks now. In the mean time, Nigerians appear hypnotised. Apparently no government ever thought of this noiseless system of fuel price hike until now. The Buhari administration deserves a round of applause for this negative innovation. The game plan seems clear enough: make fuel scarce by releasing what is in stock to marketers piecemeal. Create scarcity. So far, the plan seems to be working. It is the road to their own brand of deregulation. No one can say for sure now how much a litre of fuel is in the country, even at the filling stations, as they are selling at whatever price they like. Organised Labour and civil society seem too shell-shocked to react to the new system. That was what the government wanted. Hopefully, shell-shocked labour and civil society would wake up soon when fuel stabilises at N300 or more per litre. And they would begin to negotiate. In the end, they may settle for N200 – N250 or something, and they clap for the government. That, I guess, is the government’s plan. Forget its no more subsidy next year threat.

    But, we Yorubas have this saying that people would never forget the king during whose reign they enjoyed peace and prosperity, just as they would also not forget the one who dispensed or liberalised poverty and hardship, like the incumbent Federal Government. We are already seated in this ‘one chance’, though. We should just pray to alight safely. This prayer is important because many of our compatriots that we ushered the Buhari presidency to power in 2015 together have died as a result of the government’s cluelessness on the major challenges that the country is going through. Only God knows how many would still join their ancestors prematurely for the same reason before the government leaves in May, next year. This is neither a curse nor a wish. Many Nigerians would have been alive today if the government had a good handle on the country’s problems, particularly the security aspect. Those government officials whose irresponsibility led people to such premature graves or unnecessary hardship would also pay for their sins someday. It is inevitable and inescapable. Just that when they start paying for the sins, people would start pitying them, not knowing that they are only paying for the pains they inflicted on others through their harsh and inhuman policies in government. The worst part of it all is that after ruining the people’s lives while they are in power, the so-called leaders still gift themselves mouth-watering retirement packages. May be they need such package because, without it, they cannot fit into the life of discomfort that they created themselves. This is aside the billions that some of them steal primitively in power as if stealing is going out of fashion. Even in countries where leaders lead well, they don’t have such rogue retirement payoffs. Actually they don’t need it in those places not only because their society would not permit them but also because, having led well, they can still return to their pre-public life without having any serious dislocations. Those of our people who entered government house in bathroom slippers today would want to come out tomorrow in Italian golden shoes which they want to wear till death do them part. Even those of them who claim to be disciples of the late sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, easily forget Awo’s admonition that they should never get used to what they cannot afford on their own while in government. It is because they merely profess Awo with their mouths without demonstrating the man’s core values that they keep losing elections in places that should naturally be theirs for the taking. If some people rigged elections in those places and people would not reject the imposition, it is because the difference is not clear. We know what happened in the 1960s and 1980s when the difference was clear. The electorate smoked out those election riggers.

    The truth of the matter is that we have a dearth of compassionate leaders. Otherwise, people would not be defending subsidy withdrawal when we are a major crude producer. That they could be permanently deaf to the question of what business a major crude producer has importing fuel and are now imposing hardship on the people as a result shows that God is not in their calculation. And when God is missing in a people’s journey, that experience can never end well. I said that much a long time ago when I became convinced that this government cannot spring any surprise to improve its rating in the eyes and minds of Nigerians. It is only the government and its parrots that are giving themselves pass mark. And you don’t blame them; when a lizard falls from a wall and nobody commends it, it commends itself by nodding in appreciation of the ‘feat’ it has performed.

    By the way, I don’t know how many Nigerians have noticed that the word ‘change’ is now an anathema in the country as none of the political parties wants to touch it, not even with a long spoon. Such is the nature of the lesson that the Buhari presidency has taught us. How can CHANGE suddenly become proscribed in an election period when the main reason people seek power is to change or improve on what is on ground? But such is life. Change was the in-thing in 2015 and even to some extent in 2019. It was what brought Buhari to power. Not any more; change cannot bring anybody to power in Nigeria again, at least not in the nearest future. It has now become poisoned chalice. You identify with, or even mention it at your own peril because there is something in a slogan. I am sure by now that if even a primary school pupil is asked the simple question of who banned the word ‘change’ from our political lexicon, he or she would not gaze into the ceiling before saying it is President Buhari. Such question is easy meat for today’s kids.

    True, we voted for ‘change’ in 2015 and 2019. But the word is now so loathed in Nigeria such that I doubt if any Nigerian would want to collect change from the Buhari government when it is leaving next May. They would rather dash the government whatever change it is owing them, in order to give room for a clean clearing of the Augean stable. That is the kind of poisoned chalice that change has become here, courtesy of the President Buhari government. Change we wanted; change in reverse we got.

    Changi! Changi!!

  • Ekiti obas stultify legislative principles

    Ekiti obas stultify legislative principles

    LAST Monday’s so-called peace meeting called by some members of the Ekiti State Traditional Council of Chiefs to settle the rift in the House of Assembly is a puzzle. The obas’ chief aim was to broker peace, not to advance the cause of fair play or adherence to the rule of law and justice. Who put them up to it? How did they view the election and impeachment, after six days, of Gboyega Aribisogan? And how did they interpret the election days later of Olubunmi Adelugba as the new Speaker? The reports of the obas’ peace meeting and deal made no specific mention of the whys, nor gave any substantial hint as to what principles led the obas to curiously take sides and risk their reputations. Perhaps on an auspicious tomorrow, the country would be availed the reasons the obas risked their all to settle a legislative disagreement that touches the core of the ‘honour’ – beyond sloganeering of course – Ekiti claims to stand for.

    The facts of the Assembly dispute case are so clear that they admit no ambiguity. Hon. Aribisogan was elected Speaker on November 15 by a vote of 15 to 10 against the insistence of party leaders. The displeased and spurned leaders in retaliation instigated a revolt against the new Speaker almost immediately and got many of the lawmakers to switch sides. Consequently, Hon. (Mrs) Adelugba was elected by 17 to nothing on November 21 after seven members were controversially suspended from the assembly. Mr Aribisogan is now in court to defend his reputation and enforce his rights.

    The obas’ intervention did not come out of the blue. Two consecutive days after Hon. Adelugba was reportedly elected Speaker in the wee hours of November 21, leading Ekiti lawyers and elders published two trenchant rebukes of the usurpation that took place at the assembly, usurpation that reeked so much of fascist display of partisan power by a supposedly progressive ruling party in the state. The governor, Biodun Oyebanji, was reduced to a spectator in the affair. Signed by seven eminent Ekiti legal minds, the statement advocated a return to status quo and for the state’s politicians to respect the rule of law and exercise caution in order not to destroy the reputation of the state, a reputation that was just mending after decades of irresponsible politicking. The obas’ meeting was, therefore, probably a response to the principled stand of the senior lawyers. But if the lawyers anchored their intervention on certain incontrovertible legal and moral principles, on what grounds did the obas anchor their intervention?

    It is not entirely obvious that the obas can find reasonable and incontrovertible grounds to concoct the resolutions they agreed upon on November 28. They asked Hon. Aribisogan to withdraw his case from court in order to be readmitted to the Assembly. He met their superficial counsel with the legal principle that anyone impeached from office would be barred from standing for election for 10 years. And since he did not aim to vacate the political scene for one year, let alone 10, he would challenge the illegality. The obas claimed 22 lawmakers now back Hon. Adelugba, but they said nothing about the absence of character, not to say the coercion, that informed the recantation of the legislators who initially backed Hon. Aribisogan. They also noted the long-standing disaffection of some of the lawmakers and enjoined the party to ‘do the needful’ in redressing the wrongs done them, but they offered no plausible argument regarding whether the party, assuming it was indeed the party and not an individual as the dethroned Speaker alleged, had the right to cajole the assembly into humiliatingly reversing itself in a matter of days.

    More importantly, in intervening in the dispute, the obas spoke loftily about the need for Hon. Aribisogan to recognise that his political future would be underscored by how much he conciliates today. Alas, the obas spoke of an iconoclastic future they do not seem to think would also indict them for their unprincipled stand in the Assembly dispute. It is not known yet how Hon. Aribisogan would take the prejudiced counsel of the obas, for he promised to relay their resolutions to his lawyers, but the Ekiti chiefs should be more worried about how they have lent their crowns to the base conduct of politicians quite at variance with the unassailable and irreproachable lessons of Yoruba history. Perhaps they should borrow a leaf from the principles of Oba Adesoji Aderemi, the Ooni of Ife whose mould is strikingly and sorely lacking among most Southwest chiefs and politicians today. No oba should lend his crown as endorsement to the crass and unprincipled politicking of many of the Southwest’s contemporary politicians. It was the strength of character shown by Chief Obafemi Awolowo and Oba Aderemi that secured their places in Yoruba pantheon. Remarkably, at least so far, it is Hon. Aribisogan, not the supplicatory obas, who has displayed the character of someone with an eye on history. Whether he wins in court or not, he will guarantee his political future by refusing to decay beneath the pressures of the state’s powerful political gods and acquiescent obas.

    Indeed, it will take copious and highly inventive demolition of the grand principles on which Nigerian law is built to give judgement against Hon. Aribisogan. His lawyers are armed with evidence of the case and are pleading it in court. They believe they will make an impression on the judges. In any case, as Hon. Aribisogan himself said in an interview last week, were he to remain the only one holding out against the injustice perpetrated in the Ekiti State House of Assembly, he would gladly remain alone. He will need that indomitable spirit, for he is already nearly alone. Let him live or die by that sword. Whatever he does, it would be anathema for him to surrender. Last week, a columnist accused Ekiti of being filled with people who easily surrender to injustice. Some of the lawmakers and obas have proved that writer right.

     

    CJN Ariwoola sails into a storm

    AFTER the media gave the impression that Nigeria’s number one jurist, Olukayode Ariwoola, was improperly hosted to a dinner by Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike, hardly anyone was willing to give the Chief Justice the benefit of the doubt. What was he doing nestling with the controversial and combative Mr Wike? they sneered. Lost in the furore that arose from the CJN’s remarks during the state banquet in his honour was the uncontroverted fact that the Justice was in Port Harcourt for the commissioning of the Justice Mary Odili Judicial Institute.

    What compounded the problem for the CJN was his inexpert attempt to humour his audience, which included his gregarious host and eminent personalities from across the country. The justice, it became painfully obvious, had been so sunk in anonymity for far too long to make a resounding impression the first time he would let his hair down so to speak. He is being controversially pilloried for entirely dubious reasons. He did not rhapsodise the now famous G5 governors who give the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar sleepless nights, though he suggested that they should not be feared, nor did he valorise his host beyond figuratively noting his hold over the wife of Oyo State governor Seyi Makinde and remarking his inestimable contributions to and love for the judiciary. The jurist, it turns out, is from Oyo State.

    How his awkward sense of humour and figure of speech became ensnared in sensational news reporting may be partly due to his struggle with finding the right, neutral words to appreciate his host and the governor’s ‘marital’ link with Mr Makinde. Fortunately for him, it is not the kind of controversy that endures for very long. It will soon fade away from public discourse as gently as it waltzed in. Having burnt his fingers so badly, it is also unlikely that the CJN will do anything in future but speak outside a script. He will henceforth be punctilious in functions, and he will be officious to the point of being boring. Yes, he will do anything next time but crack jokes or glamorise anything. Better to be dismissed as boring than be classed as partisanly subversive.

  • SNAPSONG 170

    SNAPSONG 170

    By Niyi Osundare

    Have we reached that stage

    Where patriotism has become the other word for suicide

    And the wisdom which sustains a nation

    Is now the weakness of the foolishly devout

     

    Have we lost all the difference

    Between night and day

    That now, like bats from blinding bowers,

    We stumble through the light?

     

    Are our trousers really longer

    Than our legs now

    When, indeed, it is our legs that stray

    Too high beyond their base

     

    “I am nude, not naked”,

    Says Shakara of the sinuous stride

    The quarrel between me and the wayward wardrobe

    Lies hidden in the simmering shadows

     

    Those who have feet long for

    The golden pavement of vanished cities

    But how long can the cobbler last

    In the empire of footless soldiers

     

    They who hit us most

    Are the ones who demand our loudest praise

    How can we master the divinity of love

    In a country that preaches the gospel of hate?