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  • Irresponsible mongering of power in Ekiti

    Irresponsible mongering of power in Ekiti

    By Idowu Akinlotan

    When the Ekiti State House of Assembly leadership crisis broke out on November 15, it was important to let all sides to the story have their say before anyone came to judgement. No one inside and outside Ekiti can now claim ignorance of the dynamics of the crisis: the election on November 15 and dethronement on November 21 of Gboyega Aribisogan as Speaker, the foisting of Bunmi Adelugba six days later as the new Speaker, the partiality demonstrated by the police pretending to keep the peace, the suppressed chuckles by vengeful ‘powermongers’ pulling the strings from barely concealed backgrounds, and reassuringly the umbrage taken by the state’s leading, if not also legal, lights. While the rigmarole lasted, Governor Biodun Oyebanji, who assumed office about a month before the crisis broke out, maintained stoic indifference in a matter that demanded candour, courage and involvement. He was probably being diplomatic and calculating.

    Hon. Aribisogan was not the candidate of the state’s ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) hierarchs, but he had mustered a coalition of independents and the disaffected to pull an upset against the party’s favourite, Hon. Adelugba, a woman, by a healthy and unbridgeable margin of 15 to 10. There was no accusation of rigging or coercion. But incensed by their audacity and defiance of party wishes, party leaders instigated the police to lay siege to the Assembly on the excuse that arsonists threatened the complex, prevented any plenary from taking place, and bought some days within which to perfect strategies to procure what is now humiliatingly referred to as a legislative ‘coup’. Five days of dizzying rigmarole followed, culminating in the ‘election’ of Hon. Adelugba by, again, a chasm of 17 to 0, with seven obstreperous legislators suspended. No one has yet explained the sleight of hand that made those who voted for Hon. Aribisogan to turn apostate. But the gloves are off now, and the hapless pawn, Mrs Adelugba, has been introduced to the governor and other applauding and consenting party leaders. The beaming Adelugba crowd lauded the governor’s ‘benevolent neutrality’, and they praised party leaders, mainly ex-governor Kayode Fayemi, for their fairness.

    The entire revolving door now widely acknowledge as humiliating to Ekiti State was plotted by relatively youthful politicians whose ethical sensitivity has been dulled by years of playing politics unmoored by great values and principles. They had plotted so many murders and got away with them, and have thus become accustomed to taken metaphorical blood at will. Luckily for Ekiti, the state still has elders, brilliant and learned men of steel and character. They had been quite loth over the decades to intervene in some of the shenanigans enacted by the state’s politicians, wary of being soiled by heedless youths and irreverent, obdurate politicians. Indeed their years of patience is now construed by the Ekiti APC spokesperson as a reflection of their indolence and partiality. However, unable to stomach the indignity of being affronted by the malfeasance of Ekiti politicians, the elders have finally stirred themselves and have given short shrift to the manipulators in the state legislature. They not only rejected the legislative ‘coup’, they have insisted on its reversal. They stopped short of mentioning names of those behind the plot, but they left no one in doubt who they were. Indeed, Hon Aribisogan was quite explicit in blaming Dr Fayemi for the whole imbroglio. The former governor’s spokesperson and the party’s spokesperson have denied the attributions and insinuations.

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    The Ekiti elders led by the redoubtable Afe Babalola and Wole Olanipekun have taken up the gauntlet and will see the matter to the end. It is hard to see them lose. They may be slow to anger, and have demonstrated over the years an uncanny ability to stomach a lot of political provocations and indignities, starting from the bohemian Ayo Fayose era; but once roused, they are even more wary of giving up on issues and principles they know to be true and unassailable. The state APC leaders may have their reason to back Mrs Adelugba, but their approach was wrong, controversial and provocative. They know it themselves, but they had become complacent to think that the elders would be as usual chary of meddling in political issues, not being strictly politicians and not wanting to openly join the fray. But the revolving door at the House of Assembly was too flagrant to ignore. Mr Fayose’s buffooneries were happily terminated before he tipped the state overboard. Given the disrespectful manner the changes in the Assembly were mediated last week, the elders were simply unwilling to endure lightning striking the same place twice. Chief Olanipekun, chairman of the Body of Benchers, was the first to react a day after Mrs Adelugba was foisted. He counseled respect for the rule of law and legislative order. One day later, the elders came out with a strongly-worded statement that denounced the ‘coup’ and asked for a return to status quo. The statement warned that the ‘constitutional and democratic rascality (in Ekiti) must stop henceforth’.

    While the elders’ statement was rough around the edges, and could have profited from some scrupulous editing, its logic and rationale are incontestable. Point by point, the statement tore apart the nefarious exercise of changing the Assembly’s leadership in just six days, not to talk of the appalling manipulation of the process and the unconstitutional suspension of seven members. The elders then concluded that the change was a legal and procedural travesty that must be challenged and not sustained. They restrained themselves from mentioning names, but they never hid their disgust at the manner the so-called progressive party and leaders failed to appreciate the burden of history placed on their puny shoulders. As indigenes of Ekiti, they of course knew those who orchestrated the infamy, but they have couched their statement in general terms in expectation that the malfeasant politicians who perpetrated the anomaly would initiate redress. They, however, did not spare the governor whom they surmise would be ultimately held liable should the problem escalate beyond civilised boundaries. They probably remember the Edo example where the potentate, Godwin Obaseki, governs with a minority legislature.

    It was clear why the Ekiti elders mentioned the governor directly. It has perhaps not fully dawned on Mr Oyebanji, but the fact is that he is governor, not anyone who backed him in the election, mentor or otherwise. He was expected to rein in the police who sent in policemen to cordon off the Assembly just a day after Hon. Aribisogan was elected Speaker. The governor also knows those behind the coup, though no one thinks he was one of them. The public can only guess that he does not wish to be confrontational yet, and has not purged his mind of the time he was Secretary to the State Government, though he probably knew that the legislative coup was provocative and unconstitutional. He is an intelligent man, but last January, he also profited from unwholesome political tactics that gave him the APC governorship ticket after his opponents had been mauled insensate. After lending his soul and conscience to the coup plotters for this brief insurrection, he must hope that when they return them to him, they will still be intact, and that he can still recognise them and subject them to his will and control. Sometimes, one surrender may be all it takes to damage a personality for life.

    It is inconceivable that Hon Adelugba and his backers can win this unseemly joust. No, they can’t. No judge in Ekiti or on appeal will give judgement in favour of Ekiti’s ‘political rascals’. Judges may in some delicate legal cases sometimes lack the integrity to deliver justice. But they are not stupid. They know what is happening, and they will not risk their reputation and career for a foolish, shortsighted and self-gratifying case such as the unconscionable overthrow of a Speaker who had not even acted in office for a day, let alone be accused of infractions such as sabotaging the supplementary 2022 budget. The plotters may be banking on fostering a stalemate in the Assembly until their term expires next year. They do not like Hon. Aribisogan for his outspokenness and sometimes iconoclasm. They think he is too full of himself, is not a team player, and would not take dictations. By his combative antecedents, he has seemed to justify the accusations. Even those who voted for him on November 15 may have done so not to endorse the Speaker’s style and personality but to demand their own pound of flesh from party leaders who denied them return tickets to the Assembly. What is clear overall is that the state’s elders will not be cowed and cannot be defeated, for they are standing on the moral high ground.

    But if the elders think the case, assuming it is litigated, and their opposition to ‘constitutional rascality’ can be used to reform those who orchestrated Hon. Aribisogan’s overthrow and get them to toe the path of democracy, they are mistaken. What informed the coup was not just a loathing for the irreverent Hon Aribisogan, but a clear case of political self-aggrandisement that failed to take cognisance of the cultural and political dynamics of Ekiti State. The Ekiti plotters had probably hoped to reenact the tight political control evident in Lagos without quite appreciating the parallels between the two states. The ‘control’ in Lagos is predicated on successful programmes, policies and philosophies, all of which were embedded in a blueprint that luckily for Lagos leaders had a short gestation period. On top of these was a leadership style founded and anchored on deep empathy and self-effacement that somehow became inclusive and unintendedly avuncular. Ekiti leaders had no such foundations, no such style, no such resonant programmes, and were for the most part aloof, offensively patrician, and decidedly undemocratic. It was impossible for them to forge the kind of political environment that would enable them produce the outcomes they desire. Worse, they even lack the elementary strategic thinking required to successfully upend democratic norms.

    After the Ekiti plotters failed to persuade Hon. Aribisogan to embrace their goals, and unable to divide the ranks of those whose ambitions for second term they had crushed at legislative primaries, Ekiti APC leaders adopted a more forceful approach, an approach that has now backfired spectacularly. And lacking the strength of character to own up to their shenanigans, they have cajoled APC as a party, through its spokesman, to rebut the Ekiti elders’ unimpeachable statement. The APC spokesman, Segun Dipe, issued a statement thereafter that tried to ape the legalese of the elders and imitate their reasoning and style. How he thought politics could successfully imitate law is hard to explain. But paragraph by paragraph, Mr Dipe tried to put the lie to the elders’ convictions and arguments, struggling in some parts not to sound ridiculous and offensive, and alternating between reverence for the elders, whom he dubbed Ekiti Wisemen or Ekiti Seven in one paragraph, and irreverence in another paragraph. But he was clearly tilting at windmills.

    The APC spokesman baited the elders with suggestions that described them as wise men, but accused them in another breath of being partial. He even attempted to hoist them with them own petard by accusing them of acting sub judice since the House of Assembly ‘brouhaha’ was already being litigated. In other words, he was saying that these eminent lawyers didn’t even know their legal onions. He also wrote grandly of grundnorms, falsely denounced legislative independent-mindedness by drawing equivalence between loyalty to party and slavishness to party leadership, and in the same vein abjuring independent candidacy which he said the constitution forbade. In Paragraph 4, he accused the elders of ignoring and demeaning the APC constitution, and in Paragraphs 6 through 9, he berated the elders for suffering from amnesia and acting either duplicitously or not at all in similar and grave political situations in the past. Then he questioned their neutrality, gave them a slap on the wrist for flouting the principles of natural justice and coming precipitately to judgement in matters that required reflection and restraint. The remaining 10 paragraphs were little more than gratuitous insults that negated the essence of the Ekiti people, with a few of the paragraphs devoted to either sanctimonious drivel or homilies about the good citizen. Would the elders feel slighted? Unlikely. Instead, the insults would likely stiffen their resolve. Onlookers may be dismayed by what has come over Ekiti, a galling metamorphosis that had been in the offing since the state cut its nose to spite its face with the election of Mr Fayose, but they will hope that the litigation will not stretch to the point of making any victory nugatory.

    Could the overthrow of Hon. Aribisogan have happened without both the surrender of the Clerk of the House, Tola Esan, and the recantation of legislators who initially voted for the dethroned Speaker when they could call their souls their own? It is doubtful. There was nothing wrong with the voting that brought in Hon. Aribisogan, nor did he get the chance to preside over the House before he was accused of wrongdoing and ‘impeached’. Mr Esan would graciously tell the public what went wrong with the first voting and who ordered another round of voting. Perhaps he may not be guilty of the demonstrable lack of character and courage for which he is being accused of and ridiculed. The legislators themselves owe the public explanation as to how easily they turned coat, what political sorcery instigated their remorseless show of cowardice, and whether they didn’t care about their image going forward, at least in the years ahead. Fifteen of them voted Hon. Aribisogan on November 15, with perhaps no one to prick their conscience, and 17 allegedly voted Hon. Adelugba. It is not the arithmetic that went wrong; it was their character, assuming legislators of that number actually turned up at the Assembly complex. There are states like Kogi where legislators have become mannequins, completely impassive to human feelings and destitute of any morality or character. Ekiti was not exactly cut from that cloth, but it had given the impression that regardless of the indifference of its first Fourth Republic governor Niyi Adebayo, and the gangsterism of the second, Mr Fayose, it was above suspicion. Now, no one is sure anymore. Dr Fayemi was always thought to be an intellectual in government, perhaps he still is, even out of government. But no one ever accused him of being a democrat. He is living up to that billing admirably, insouciantly.

    Since Ekiti seems to be full of surrender, could the rest of the country please admonish the state’s leaders and elders as well as the principled lawmakers still standing, to stay the course. If the state’s APC leaders are too proud to let democracy bloom in the legislature, the Ekiti Seven, Hon Aribisogan, and the suspended lawmakers should in the name of God stand firm and litigate the monstrosity let loose on the state. This column and many other analysts and well-meaning Nigerians have invested too much in Ekiti to stand idly by as political adventurers play ducks and drakes with the affections of many people who love the state. Dr Fayemi does not appear incommoded by the crisis, so too the governor. Instead of disclaiming their participation in birthing the crisis, should they not more sensibly be outraged that the madness is being enacted on their watch?

  • Wike’s Logistics Command

    Wike’s Logistics Command

    By Adekunle Ade-Adeleye

    Whether he acknowledges it or not, Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike is fast transforming from an iconoclast, the dragon slayer of the Peoples Democratic Party bigwigs, to a flamboyant political entertainer and originator of the first and only Nigerian political Logistics Command. His reputation for iconoclasm is not in doubt; by now he is well known for his unyielding feud with PDP presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar, a former vice president. He has also done little to mask his fight with his former mentor and ex-Rivers governor Rotimi Amaechi. As far as entertainment goes, no one, not even his worst enemy, will doubt his unlimited ability to practice his dexterity on any captive political audience. He mesmerises, captivates, and animates his audience, whom he keeps transfixed every time he addresses a crowd.

    But lately, he has unveiled another part of himself, a part that deals with providing logistics for his friends and even political opponents, in place of endorsement. No one is sure yet how this other part will fare among his huge repository. However, that part is now out in the open courtesy of his projects commissioning exercises, and everyone must summon the patience and temperament to deal with it. Along the line, he had conceived the bright idea to invite important personalities from across the country and across political spectrum to commission his stupendous projects. It is not clear why his invitees rush to his side, but they gleefully honour his invitations and revel in commissioning the projects. Among the invitees were, in the past two weeks, presidential candidates who seek to outwit Mr Wike’s presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku.

    So far, two of them have honoured his invitation: the hopeful dreamer Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP), and Rabiu Kwankwaso of the New Nigerian Peoples Party (NNPP). No one can fathom how the minds of the two candidates work, whether they really think they stand a chance or not; but despite knowing full well that their host is feuding with the PDP presidential candidate, they seemed eager and determined to visit Rivers and powwow with the legendary iconoclast at his lair. There, they have received an unusual promise of some kind of logistics support in their presidential bids. What that logistics support means is not fully spelt out. Would it go beyond police escorts and vehicular support? It is not clear. All that is clear is that Mr Wike is baiting Alhaji Atiku.

    Here is how the Rivers governor justified his offer two Thursdays ago and last Monday to opponents of his party’s presidential candidate: “As I told Peter Obi when he came, I am also telling you that if you are coming for campaign here, I will give you logistics support for you to campaign. He is a former governor; the only difference between us is that he is former and I am present. He is a former minister and I am a former minister. When you were a governor, you performed excellently well and everybody knows in this country. I am not afraid to say I will give you all the logistics support. I will do it because protocol demands that I should do it. These are people who meant well for this country. You are not preaching based on ethnicity, you are not preaching based on religion. You are selling yourself to Nigerians. It is not to say don’t vote for Yoruba man, don’t vote for Ibo man, what we need is a leader that will bring Nigeria together.”

    When Mr Wike first made the offer to the dreamy Mr Obi two Thursdays ago, the recipient was tantalised by the offer, interpreted it expansively, and perhaps supposed it to mean more than it really was: a unique, coded and irreplicable offer that could in some arcane way turn the table in favour of the LP. Mr Obi went on that high for a few days, perhaps a week or more, until that same offer was flung at Mr Kwankwaso. It is beginning to look like there is nothing really coded about the offer after all, and worse, that the eccentric and boisterous Mr Wike would as soon give the same offer to anyone that catches his political and gladiatorial fancy. The Rivers governor is at war. He will do and give anything to upset his PDP enemies.

    Whatever it is worth, Mr Wike is well on the way to constituting a Logistics Command, one worthy of the name militarily, politically and spiritually. He already has thousands of aides tasked with delivering votes in all the nooks and crannies of the state. It will cost him little to saddle a few more men to man his Logistics Command. The Command will have all the men and materiel requisite to its operations, one worthy of his huge and opulent taste. A while ago he complained that the barbarians he tasked with organising the reception he gave the visiting G5 governors proved less adept. Now that he has begun to transform into a kind of medieval potentate, a colourful and endearing one at that, he can be trusted to constitute a Logistics Command that would best the military, especially seeing that the Nigerian military had seemed to lose flair.

    Yet, despite the overwhelming morass enveloping the country, God must be praised for gifting the nation flamboyant and patriotic men like Mr Wike to help relieve the tedium killing everybody. More power to his elbow. But in his sober moment, when he is not inflated by the accolades of captive audiences, Mr Wike must begin to ruminate on the fear he elicits from friends and foes alike who seat on the edges of their seats praying and hoping he would not lacerate them with his sardonic wit and those shaming eternal putdowns that neither man nor demon could live down.

    Buhari and Emefiele have their new naira

    Weeks ago, like a bolt from the blue, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor Godwin Emefiele announced to a startled country that he was going to redesign the Nigerian currency, the naira. He complemented the announcement with a very tight timeline. It was a controversial plan, one obviously not discussed at the Federal Executive Council (FEC). Whether the implications of the plan had been well considered or not, no one was also sure. For a brief moment, the Finance minister, Zainab Ahmed, expressed her doubts, but the CBN governor doubled down. It was his remit, he said, to do whatever he pleased with the naira, or in general the monetary side of the economy. Without saying it, he insinuated that Mrs Ahmed should concern herself with the fiscal side. Yes, nodded President Muhammadu Buhari to the CBN plan. End of story.

    Soon, after misgivings had been expressed by many policy analysts, Mr Emefiele began investing the redesigned notes with magical properties such as curbing inflation, firming the naira, growing the economy, stanching corruption, and discouraging the speculative lunacy of currency dealers, among other powers. Weeks later, the new notes were unveiled. It turned out there was really no redesign, just new colours, a realisation that has unleashed the comical inventiveness of Nigerians. Not to be outsmarted, Mr Emefiele again rose to the side of his design, arguing that new security features had been embedded in the new notes to bar counterfeiting. Really? Then the president added that the policy was not politically motivated, even though it would sanitise political spending. Perhaps. The pro-design crowd also added that deposits and withdrawals would henceforth be monitored in order to catch money launderers and, who can tell, maybe, too, tax evaders.

    The taste of the pudding is in the eating. The weeks and months ahead will determine whether the magical properties insinuated into the tepid colouration of the naira notes will yield the kind of dividends the president and the CBN governor hope. Years ago, at his assumption of office, President Buhari and the CBN also thought dealing with dollar remittances, instead of designing production policies to drive the economy, would do something good for the naira. The silly policy backfired badly. The president had also hoped he could firm the naira to the dollar, but the economy succumbed to speculative overdrive. The government will hope this time that lightning would not strike the same place twice. But without a lightning arrestor, it would be unclear how many would not be singed.

  • Political theatre in Nigeria

    Political theatre in Nigeria

    By Tatalo Alamu

    How is the senator this morning?

    Oh, alienated as usual

    From the book, An American Melodrama by Lewis Chester, Godfrey Hodgson and Bruce Page

    How is the presidential campaign faring in Nigeria? To what is extent is the conduct of the leading candidates a fair and accurate reflection of the state of the nation and the health and robustness of its major political institutions? In fraught postcolonial societies riven by ethnic, cultural and religious polarities, elections are grand and elaborate national rituals of renewal and reinvention which often prevent the various factions of the ruling class from coming to blows or going to war.

    When they are well managed and the rituals obeyed to the letter, they help to mask the national contradictions in such a way that the nation achieves the measure of stability and critical consensus necessary for growth and development. In other words, this illusion of order and stability is needed to project the order of illusion and stability. This is the case with even the most advanced democracies in the world where ritualized appearance is as important- if not more important- than actual reality itself.

    But when something goes wrong either with the preparations, the detailed rituals or in the actual conduct of the elections themselves, the entire process becomes part of the subsisting national contradictions, a casualty of what is known as the National Question. The state of the nation is then blamed by adamant critics on its inchoate and incoherent state and its inability to congeal and cohere into true and organic nationhood.

    What this means in practical terms is that the ruling classes have not been able to rise above their local habitus or the discursive formation that threw them up. As it has happened in so many countries should sanity not be immediately restored, the entire nation stands the chance of dissolving into apocalyptic chaos or terminal disorder.

    In Kenya in 2007, the struggle for hegemonic domination between the two majority ethnic groups of Gikiyu and Luo degenerated into a brief civil war. As soon as their leadership came to some form of political accommodation and cohabitation, the conflict disappeared. In Nigeria in 2011, elite dispute about electoral outcome led to widespread bloodshed in the north. When it dawned that reinforcement was not forthcoming, the protests petered out.

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    The history of modern Nigeria and its political evolution is marked by violence and widespread breakdown of law and order arising from elite contestation of electoral outcome. Widespread rigging and electoral skullduggery led directly to the termination of the Second Republic at the tail end of December 1983 while the annulment of the June 12 1993 presidential election lead to the termination in vitro of the putative Third Republic. Earlier in the same country, rigged elections in 1964 and 1965 led to a military mutiny followed by a formal coup and eventually a civil war.

    But the political elites of modern day Rwanda and Burundi were not so lucky, or to put it with forthright brutality, they could not escape the consequences of fanning the embers of ethnic hatred. The political Pandora Box left behind by their colonial overlords finally exploded into a genocidal maelstrom in the two countries which has left in its wake a scarred and traumatised populace.

    However if it is of any benefit or comfort, it bears observing that not even the most democratically advanced nations in the world are exempt from political snafus arising from electoral manipulation. It is how they manage and mediate these shenanigans that stand them out as  exemplars of modern democracy.

    Even then, the entire system sometimes creaks with tension and dark foreboding when it falls under the hammer of a Donald Trump and his barely disguised attempt to crash the whole order or put it to a prolonged siege. The good thing about the American presidential system and western democracies is that they retain enough inbuilt resilience and residual sinews to withstand any threat and survive tensions.

    The opening quote above is from a remarkable chronicle of the 1968 American presidential election with the title, An American Melodrama. It was written by the well-accomplished trio of British journalists named above and it is now considered a classic of its genre. It has been observed that it sometimes takes outsiders with a sympathetic flair to gain penetrating insights into the powerful dynamics that propels a particular country in a particular direction and at a particular point in time.

    The 1968 presidential election was one of the most consequential in American history. America had found itself sucked into a needless war in Indo China with Vietnam as the eye of the storm and the campaign was not going well. Heckled, henpecked and harried out of his wits, the sitting president, Lyndon Baines Johnson, a proud, testy and irascible Texan, had suddenly announced his withdrawal, leaving the field to a motley crowd of presidential wannabes.

    It was the year Robert Kennedy, the scion of the nearest American family to a political dynasty, was brought down by a lunatic right wing loner of Jordanian extraction known as Sirhan Sirhan. It was five years after his brother, President John F. Kennedy, was assassinated in Dallas. Everything that could go wrong was going wrong for the most powerful country the world has seen and with a rampart and resurgent Soviet Union sponsoring revolutions and insurgences all over the world America seemed to have its back to the wall.

    The authors of An American Melodrama limned and mined the political anxieties and brusque uncertainties of the moment with resounding aplomb and the outstanding clarity of mind that comes with vast knowledge and sober objectivity.

    By situating the drama against the wider canvas of American history and the storied evolution of its modern institutions they were able to demonstrate that while what was going on may be unique in their particularities and personalities, it was not an aberration. American history had always been filled with colourful personalities and even more colourful events.

    In a curious twist of events and fortune, Richard Nixon, aka Tricky Dick, who had been trounced by John Kennedy in the race for the White House, had suddenly materialized as a leading candidate for the Republican Party nomination. A few years earlier in 1962, the selfsame Nixon had bidden the nation a teary farewell vowing that his tormentors would not have him to be kicked around any longer. This was after losing the California gubernatorial nomination to a less fancied opponent.

    But six years later in a dramatic feat of political resurrection, there was Nixon leading the Republican charge and threatening to go all the way to the White House which he did only to be eventually felled by the Watergate scandal in 1975. A playwright or novelist’s imagination would be hard pressed to come up with this kind of script.

    Among the early favourites to secure the nomination of the Democratic Party in that watershed election was Eugene McCarthy, the charismatic and telegenic senator from Minnesota. Intense, cerebral, humane and wonderfully personable, he was just the kind of president America needs after the rogue, foul-mouthed Johnson who couldn’t care a hoot about niceties and political correctness.

    Many however suspected that the Minnesota senator had a weak chin and would never be able to withstand the heat in the kitchen. There was something about him that was a tad too lofty and self-absorbed to a point of narcissism. It was a long time in the century that a former star college professor won the American presidency.

    True enough to prediction the senator’s chances began to slip away with the belated entry of Robert Kennedy which seemed to have opened the real political coliseum in all its bare-knuckle savagery. As American politics often teaches us, the presidential sweepstakes is not a beauty contest. It is for those with long-distance political, economic and psychological stamina. There is always an utter predatory loneliness about the long distance runner.

    As it can be seen from the above comparative political analysis, Nigeria’s electioneering process and procedure do not lag far behind the American system. Both are driven by the same human, political and economic necessities and the urge to inflict maximum punishment on opponents and adversaries alike.

    At the moment, the American electioneering system has a distinct political advantage over Nigeria’s in terms of the quality of debates and of interactive sessions as well as the conduct and comportment of the leading candidates. As it is, the interface between the media and some of the candidates are marked by such partisan rancor and mutual hostility that one begins to wonder what might happen if they were to be left alone in the studio.

    One can then understand if one or two of the candidates have foreclosed the possibility of further interactive sessions with the media. This fiasco is a sad reflection on the state of the media in Nigeria. Many of the journalists are partisan hacks and carpet-bagging nuisance sworn to the perfidy and infamy of their patrons who have been in the trade for as long as anybody can remember.

    As things stand, many have called out the presidential campaign for its unremitting mediocrity, the unbridled campaign of calumny and character assassination, the ethnic baiting, the open resort to misinformation and deliberate dissemination of fake news with grave security implications for the nation.

    The immediate cost of what then is a sick joke or presidential campaign as a travelling theatre is that it robs the electorate of the possibility of a deep interrogation of the leading candidates on many salient issues and the opportunity to hold their feet to fire on pressing national matters. For example, it has not been possible to elaborate on their structural vision of the country beyond bald outlines and knee jerk reactions or intemperate dismissals.

    On the other side of the political spectrum are those who believe that this is what Nigeria actually deserves, that you cannot plant cassava and expect to harvest yam tubers. They contend that once Nigerians failed to resolve the pressing aspects of the National Question, once they allowed the ruling class to get away with the structural disequilibrium of the nation, certain contingences and political dysfunctionality must kick in which will prevent the emergence of competitive leadership and visionary followership of apostolic proportions.

    It must be noted that the much derided 1999 constitution is a reflection of the balance of force at play; otherwise, it would not have stood. None of the candidates ever saw the outline of the document. So is the inability of the entire political class to effect any meaningful constitutional reform in twenty three years of civilian rule.

    Consequently and as a minimalist agenda, the way out of this political conundrum is neither the undue and unwarranted optimism of those who insist that nothing is wrong with the transition programme as it is at the moment, or the dark cynicism and self-fulfilling pessimism of those who believe that once again the nation is confronted by a political transition that is dead on arrival.

    Although the passage may be dark and full of portents the way forward is to assist in a safe berth for General Buhari’s transition. This is the only way to secure the nation for radical surgery after one of the most dispiriting and depressing epochs in postcolonial Nigeria.

  • Baba Lekki stuns reporters at Okon’s investiture

    Baba Lekki stuns reporters at Okon’s investiture

    By Tatalo Alamu

    As we were crawling into bed, the full investiture of Okon Anthony Okon as the Babajiro of Yanmuyanmu took place at a colourful ceremony at Orile Yanmu on the ancient route to the old capital of Oyo Empire. Dressed in traditional regalia and adorned with the ancient Akoko  leaf, the impossible Calabar boy was quite a sight to behold. An elated and tipsy Okon took a look at snooper and yelled: “Oga, se you know say I don become your oga now?”

    An embarrassed and crestfallen snooper quickly disappeared into the crowd before the mad boy could compel his master to pay him traditional homage. God forbid this desecration and abomination. Rather than prostrating for Okon, snooper would be willing to join his ancestors. If this was what things have turned into, the country has truly gone to the dogs.

    As snooper was ruminating in humiliation, Okon suddenly mounted the rostrum to give his acceptance speech. After thanking his childhood crony, the Oniyanmu for the honour, Okon suddenly launched into a tirade against leading traditional rulers in the country for selling their souls for a mess of pottage.  Their palaces, the mad boy thundered, will be converted to museums of atrocity for future generations to behold.

    By this time, the inevitable Baba Lekki had miraculously surfaced by Okon’s side, heckling the hecklers and cheering Okon on in his social abomination. He was impressive in his native Kembe and traditional Abetiaja cap. As the stale palm wine and prohibited weeds ransacked his brains, he became more and more offensive and abusive of authority.  The crazy old man began singing in drunken revelry.

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    A moye yi je

    I wonna, I wonpapa  I wonna

    A moye yi je

    I wonna I wonpapa I wonna

    At this point, two reporters from a local newspaper approached the old man.

    “How do you see today’s investiture sir?” they asked him.

    “I don’t see nothing. This is bourgeois jiggery-pokery laced with feudal phantasmagoria”, the old man shot back in perfect English.

    “What?” the two chaps exclaimed almost at the same time. Thinking that they had a perfect copy, they quickly turned the argument into politics.

    “The senate has announced a ten percent cut in salary”, one of them noted warily.

    “I see. What is their cut? “ the old man shot back again.

    “I said ten percent sir”, noted the reporter.

    “No, no no. It doesn’t work like that. Mr Reporter, you are a fool. The question is how much cut the crooks took before agreeing to a cut in salary. They must put all the figures on the table, otherwise they are just using Abu’s money to entertain Abu”, the old man snarled with much vitriol as he began to crawl away. “By the way, I don’t want to see myself in your bourgeois rag sheet, you hear?” he screamed at the boys.

  • Predicting presidential pendulum (Part 4)

    Predicting presidential pendulum (Part 4)

    By John Ekundayo 

    “Political parties are corporations, much like General Motors, for example. GM makes cars, political parties make political candidates. The leadership of GM makes decisions about which cars to make; political parties make decisions about which candidates to make. They do not ask rank-and-file “members” what they want. Both are trying to come up with what they think will win the game.” – Gary Millington

    In the last edition of this column, there was a promise to share a story. This columnist will instead make it two. One: it was an encounter involving my first son. His educational background could be confusing. In fact, a friend of mine once asked me, how Samuel Ekundayo’s educational profile could depict he was in Ladoke Akintola University, Ogbomoso, Nigeria in March 2006, as a Part 2 Mechanical Engineering undergraduate, and then, incongruently completed his PhD in 2012? Puzzling! In reality, it happened; proffering an explanation became a burden. The bit of the story was that when my family members joined me in Singapore in April 2006, Samuel approached a private institution running a UK degree in Singapore. The official we met after perusing his transcript offered him admission to read Engineering Business Management for one academic year to which I objected. I was not on the same page with the admission officer as the education standard in Singapore was perceived higher than that of Nigeria. The official refused to oblige my request to extend it to 2 years! Samuel invariably made the Coventry University first degree with a 2nd Class Upper earning a direct admission to pursue his master’s degree in Singapore’s Nanyang Technological University (NTU). He completed this within eleven months and was enrolled for his PhD research in New Zealand. Actually, he was initially dreaming of carrying out his PhD research in York University, Canada. However, when asked about his educational trajectory, the university in Canada could not comprehend his mysterious or miraculous track, and consequently, denied him admission.

    Second: this involves my personal encounter in my sojourn in Malaysia, South East Asia. This columnist was conducting his PhD research at the same time with his son’s in Auckland, New Zealand. Despite several efforts to secure employment in Malaysia even though armed with a master’s degree, the incommodious immigration policy of Malaysia towards Africans voided all efforts. It was frustrating, but this columnist did not discard his dream of attaining PhD. There was a time my son called me on the phone from New Zealand to drop my dream threatening he would drop his if I refused! Pointedly, I told him neither of us would drop his dream which angered him more. This resulted in not communicating with me for days! Notably, in my sojourn in Malaysia, there was a day that a family friend came calling and in the midst of our discussion, paused and probed: “Pastor John, which scholarship are you studying with Malaysia?” Extempore, this columnist retorted: “divine scholarship!” At this time, my university has changed my status from “inactive” to “missing” as I failed to pay my tuition fees for two consecutive semesters! Is it criminal to be poor? Apparently, it can be in certain scenarios. Alas, divine help came as the Lagos State Government through the gracious disposition of erstwhile Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola, SAN, granted this columnist a scholarship to complete his PhD with additional offer to serve Lagos State for one year. In a jiffy, my status changed as all outstanding fees owed were fully paid whilst the quality of life of I and my family was enhanced in our stay in Malaysia. It was indeed divinely orchestrated beyond human description.

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    Why share these stories? The unseen hand of God can actually make certain aspects of one’s life seemingly unexplainable or enigmatic! These two stories could be analogous to the apparently baffling or bewildering educational trajectory of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu cum his unfathomable wealth. Reno Omokri, former aide of erstwhile President Jonathan Goodluck and ardent supporter of PDP flag bearer, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, via his Twitter handle, simply and squarely stated: “Soludo was right about them. They are a mob. They have no head, and as such, can’t reason. And that Tinubu did not attend Chicago State University is an obvious lie. I should know. I believed the lie and wasted $4000 plus flying to Chicago to investigate in person!” This expedition of Omokri vindicated Tinubu’s educational background that was apparently mysterious or mystical to many. Same goes for his financial wizardry in personal, corporate and public dealings resulting in tangible outputs, outcomes and impacts. Any wonder his political opponents, oblivious of his sagacious strategic steps, are always crying wolf where there is none!

    Perspectives: People and Parties

    The big question to ask is: how many followers (voters) will vote along party lines in the February 2023 presidential election? Put differently: what is the percentage of followers that will decide to vote based on choices of the parties they preferred? The ruling party, All Progressives Congress (APC), has come under intense pressure and pillory by the duo of the Labour Party (LP) and People Democratic Party (PDP). This is understandable as uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. In fact, one of my mentors driving it home put it saliently and succinctly thus: “the bigger the head, the bigger the headache!” Tinkering along this line of thought, American journalist and scholar, H. L. Mencken pointedly posited: “Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed, and are right.” Will the pendulum swing majorly due to party or platform preference at the polls? It must be borne in mind that certain nooks and crannies of Nigeria traditionally have sympathy for the two major parties: APC and PDP. The Labour Party (LP) with apparent incognito and inconsequential structure and spread should not expect much from this perspective. Conversely, APC and PDP, with party membership in virtually all the states, cities, towns and villages are better positioned to garner votes based on the platforms the parties provided.

    For the umpteenth time, the intractable impasse leading to political interregnum among the five Governors (G5) is portending palpable pulverizing at the polls for PDP. According to the Governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, the group who now wish to be referred to as the “Integrity Group”, has failed to see eye-to-eye with the PDP presidential flag bearer, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. In fact, in just 90 days to the presidential poll of 25th February 2023, the group is seemingly attracting more states’ helmsmen to its fold! What a tragic trajectory to the throne for the main opposition party? On the other hand, the APC Governors are holding to their states and taking sagacious strategic steps for their flag bearer, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to take the throne. Presently, on the basis of platform or party to choose at the polls, APC, seems to hold the ace if majority of the followers would vote along party’s line. One vital point to take cognizance of in this context is the attracting polling power of personalities per town or city or state. Before going further, this columnist will want readers to ponder on the tinkering of American social commentator, Gary Millington, who once poignantly posited: “Political parties are corporations, much like General Motors, for example. GM makes cars, political parties make political candidates. The leadership of GM makes decisions about which cars to make; political parties make decisions about which candidates to make. They do not ask rank-and-file “members” what they want. Both are trying to come up with what they think will win the game.” In essence, the parties give birth to candidates. Dissecting it further, there are some towns, cities and states that follow their political principalities to the polls: hook, line and sinker! This has been the common feature virtually in all the presidential or premiership or gubernatorial polls where such political principalities like Ahmadu Bello, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Obafemi Awolowo, Shehu Musa Yar’Adua, Olusola Saraki, Lamidi Adedibu, Joseph Tarka, Aminu Kano, etc. were forces to be reckoned with. For instance, no other political party has ever been able to defeat that of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu from 1999 to date in Lagos. Will Wike, Ortom, Ugwuanyi, Makinde, and Ikpeazu wield such inimitable and intimidating influence in the February and March 2023 elections in Rivers, Benue, Enugu, Oyo and Abia States that would be tantamount to dignifying them as principalities in their domains? Time will tell! In the next edition, attention will be shifting to the flag bearers’ probable solutions to the country’s nagging problems. Thank you for your interest and genuine feedback.

    • Ekundayo, Ph.D. –can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • Atiku’s long running superiority complex that may end up aborting his presidential ambition

    Atiku’s long running superiority complex that may end up aborting his presidential ambition

    By Femi Orebe

    My first received impression of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar was that of an arrogant, condescending Hausa-Fulani senior customs officer who considered himself superior to all – thanks to two friends of mine – also customs officers -both now long retired, one of who actually worked directly  with him at the Lagos International Airport, Ikeja.

    This view got further confirmation when I saw the entitlement mentality he exhibited while pursuing his ambition to be Chief MKO Abiola’s Vice Presidential candidate, for no other reason than that he was a protégé of the powerful General Shehu Musa Yar’ Adua. The unimaginable intra-party crisis that followed the choice of Babagana Kingibe did not help. Of course, I was all the while rooting for Kingibe in my column in a Lagos evening newspaper.

    Below is how I captured that period in my forthcoming book: SIMPLY A CITIZEN JOURNALIST: “My next episode at columnising ( after stints in Niyi Oniororo’s Ondo state based PEOPLES NEWS, the Tribune during the tenure of Banji Ogundele as Sunday Editor and the Sketch during the time Uncle Jide Adeleye was editor but not in that order) was when an evening newspaper floated by Ibadan- born, Alhaji Balogun, had as its Managing Editor, my friend,  the  erudite journalist, and one-time Sunday Tribune Editor, Banji Ogundele. This again happened to be a period of frenetic politicking. It was in the era of the two political parties – the SDP, a little to the Left, and the NRC,  a little to the Right, both  the result of General Babangida’s harebrained political

    experimentation. My column in the newspaper was so well received that  a journalist, Mr Segun Adelugba, now of blessed and cherished memory, made it his thesis in part fulfilment of his  Post graduate  Diploma in  Journalism  at the Institute of  Journalism,  Ogba, Lagos.  Hard hitting as usual, it was a veritable column for propagating the obvious superiority of the candidature of the SDP Presidential candidate, Chief MKO Abiola, over and above that of the presidential candidate of the National Republican Convention, Alhaji Bashir Tofa.  Another subject that enjoyed considerable attention then was who, of Alhaji Abubakar Atiku or Alhaji Babagana Kingibe should be Chief Abiola‘s running mate.   The column unapologetically rooted for Baba Ghana Kingibe to whom I had earlier been introduced by his friend, the Late Professor Adeleye Adegite, at the Ikoyi office of the SDP, when  Adegite mooted the idea of my being appointed an Aide to Baba. I, however, demurred because my sympathies were with the Chief Ajasin -led PSP.

    Atiku has demonstrated a striking lack of patience in waiting  to take his turn, the reason I recently captioned one of my articles on this column as “Atiku Abubakar: Desperation is Your Name”.

    Underpinning his desperation is his superiority complex. He so much believed he was better than his boss, former president Olusegun Obasanjo, that he actually wanted to supplant him as the PDP candidate in the 2003 presidential election.

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    Let us hear how the Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka put it while answering a question at the special presentation of his book, “Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?: Gani’s Unfinished Business”,  at the Freedom Park, Lagos:

    “ Before the PDP primaries in January 2003, Obasanjo got everyone he knew could reach me on the surface of the earth including Yemi Ogunbiyi and my son, to get me to help him intercede when it was clear that (Abubakar) Atiku was in a position to take his job. He knew Atiku had a lot of regard for me and calls me ‘Uncle’.

    “The pressure was intense. Of course, I could not have knelt before Atiku not to embark on a course of action that would lead to his boss’ disgrace. But I can confirm to you that Obasanjo as President knelt down before Atiku so that he would not lose his job”. “But I warned Atiku that for making Obasanjo to kneel down for you, be sure you would have to pay heavily for that. I guess my warning came to pass if you remember Atiku’s dramatic change of fortune once Obasanjo was sworn in for a second term of office.”

    That is vintage Atiku.

    Another instance when Atiku demonstrated his belief in being superior to everybody was when he took peremptory action, though coyly, in his choice of Ben Obi as his running mate in the 2007 presidential election. Again, let us, respectfully, press Chief Bisi Akande into service by showing how he captured that event in his Autobiography, ‘My Participations’, Pages 485 – 486: “In 2007, we formed a party, the AC, with Atiku Abubakar. We agreed that Atiku should be our presidential candidate and we had the understanding that he will run with Bola Tinubu. I was the Chairman of the AC. One day after we had nominated Atiku as our presidential candidate, one young man came and gave me a form from INEC. I told him I could not sign a blank form, and that I, as Chairman, must know the name that would be filled in the form. The young man, Bashir Yusuf Ibrahim, must have been the organising right- hand man of Atiku. The following morning, he came again with Lawal Kaita. Kaita begged me and said it was Ben Obi whom Atiku had chosen as his running mate behind our back. So I signed the form because I believed that as the candidate, Atiku had the right to choose his running mate. We believed that Atiku should have chosen his running mate from the AD even if he was no longer favorably disposed to Tinubu. With Atiku, the party will be strong in the North, but because of the preponderance of PDP in the South East and the South – South, it would face more resistance in that area. Obasanjo was stepping down from the Presidency. Therefore, the Yoruba, even the few that benefited from his arrogant rule, would no longer be obliged to vote for PDP”. You can see in how Atiku tried to trick Chief Akande into signing a blank ‘cheque’ that he was, indeed, being pompous; all in the attempt to show that he was wiser than all. That was apart from the way in which he unilaterally chose Obi as his running mate, in a political party which  he did not own, and where you had the likes of Tinubu and Akande. What could be more audacious? This exactly is what Governor Wike has been saying about Atiku’s unreliability. Any rational person would expect that he would, at the very least, let the Chairman of the party know who he intended to choose as running mate , but Atiku so believes in his superiority, he thinks he can get away with just about anything, which is what is playing out today in the PDP.

    Two other events are worth recalling in respect of the 2007 presidential election cycle. One Sunday, absolutely unknown to both of us, it so happened that Tatalo Alamu and I wrote two very scathing articles on Alhaji Atiku, the candidate of the AC who we should ordinarily be expected to be rooting for. Indeed, I actually went ahead to endorse General Muhammadu Buhari. I would hear, weeks later that the Monday after, emissaries of the Atiku campaign organisation visited with Ashiwaju to remonstrate against the two articles. The other event was, however, much more momentous. We would have to go back to ‘My Participations’, Pages 429 – 430 where Chief Akande brought into bold relief, the incredible support General Muhammadu Buhari enjoyed in the North in 2007. He wrote: “During the 2006 electioneering campaigns, as the National Chairman of AC, I was leading the party’s meetings and campaigns to most of the emirate capitals and cities of Northern Nigeria, crisscrossing Buhari’s ANPP in the political spaces of the North. We were trying to market Atiku Abubakar. One day, according to our schedule based on police permit, we were to hold a public rally at a particular open concourse in Jalingo. Buhari’s ANPP too was granted a police permit to address his rally a few days after our own rally at the same venue. As our aircraft was descending into Jalingo from the sky, I saw a large crowd of party enthusiasts in the bowl of the venue. I was secretly jubilant that we were being welcomed by such size of crowd. AS we touched down, our waiting party leaders told us that the party had to change. I was wondering as to how we would evacuate such a large crowd. It was alarming that the crowd I saw at our supposed venue were reported to have come to wait and catch a glimpse of Buhari at the ANPP campaign being anticipated a few days after our rally. The people had come to avoid harmful jostling among Buhari’s die-hard supporters at the expected date”. “When it became impossible to block their coming or prevent their intended waiting, the police had to advise AC to look for another venue. In our own case, the practice was to provide fund for transportation and logistics in advance, to mobilise our party loyalists. However, I was made to understand that Buhari would advance nothing for mobilisation, yet his enthusiasts would travel by foot, or ride on donkey, days ahead to beat the time. Such was Buhari’s charisma in the political space of the entire Northern Nigeria”.

    I digress.

    Now Atiku has met more than his match in Governor Wike. Believing Wike was a person he could easily wrong foot, having coyly beaten him to the presidential candidacy of their party, the PDP, the first thing he told him when he visited his house after their party’s convention was: Ayu must go. He had expected Wike to jump at that but instead, he was asked why? And although he it was who volunteered that since the presidential candidate is from the North, the party Chairman should come from the South for fairness, and equity, he has been saying other things since, claiming he hasn’t the power to effect what he jubilantly promised.

    That exactly is how the man’s superiority complex, and cunning, not forgetting his entitlement mentality, have all caught up with him that if care is not taken, these human frailties may end up being the final nails on the coffin of his presidential ambition. It is precisely this ego-maniacal superiority complex that would not let him see the greed, and the unfairness, that out rightly perfume the North holding tightly to all the consequential positions in the PDP, namely, the Presidential candidacy, the party Chairmanship as well as the Director- Generalship of his campaign. It is only fair that the Wike-led Group of 5 is stubbornly, but righteously, standing up to this one-upmanship.

  • Soludo’s brutal frankness vis a vis Ayo Adebanjo’s unilateral endorsement of Peter Obi

    Soludo’s brutal frankness vis a vis Ayo Adebanjo’s unilateral endorsement of Peter Obi

    And some people have the temerity to suggest that APGA’s candidate should “step down” for Peter Obi as the “Igbo candidate”. I wonder when Igbos met to choose a candidate”

    “…Let’s be clear: Peter Obi knows that he can’t and won’t win. He knows the game he is playing, and we know too; and he knows that we know. The game he is playing is the main reason he didn’t return to APGA. The brutal truth (and some will say, God forbid) is that there are two persons/parties seriously contesting for president: the rest is exciting drama!” – Governor Charles Soludo in History Beckons and I will not be Silent (Part 1)

    By the time the respected Pa Ayo Adebanjo announced his unilateral endorsement of Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour Party as the Afenifere, read as Yoruba candidate, have the good people of the Southeast decided that Obi was their regional – better put – ethnic candidate, that is, that Obi is an IGBO PROJECT, or was Baba merely jumping the gun, trying to dictate  to Igbos which of their two illustrious sons contesting, (APGA also has a  presidential candidate) they should endorse?

    As at that time, or since, has Chief Adebanjo met, or has it been reported in any Nigerian news medium, that he has met with Obi for discussions on the candidate’s manifesto which, as you read this, has not yet been formally presented to Nigerians? What exactly is in it for the Southwest Region? If the answers are in the negative, then on what basis was Baba jauntily leading the Yoruba nation into a cul de sac, particularly at a time when no consequential Igbo leader has rushed headlong, into endorsing the Labour Party candidate?

    It will also be perfectly rational to ask Chief Adebanjo about how well he knows the man to whose apron strings he was so cavaliarly tying the Yoruba people.

    Given the unrestrained abuse to which Professor Soludo said he, and his family, have been subjected by the Obidients, and their clansmen for saying the truth about the much hyped  investments which governor Obi  claims he made in Anambra State, wasn’t Adebanjo leading Yorubas into a guillotine?.

    Obi’s successor, as governor of Anambra state who, incidentally he, allegedly, personally head – hunted, has shouted himself hoarse, denying the rosy picture Obi painted of his investments everywhere he spoke.

    Governor Soludo volunteered exactly what he knows about the investments, as well, as did a critical analysis of the forthcoming election,  given his candid views about how far he believes Peter Obi could go and, as has become the practice with these uncouth Obidients, all hell was let loose you would think Armaggedon was at hand.

    The governor should, however, still count himself lucky that he escaped that lightly in a region, and in circumstances, when his head could very well have been separated from his trunk or alternatively, get hanged.

    In order, therefore, not to expose him to any further danger by referencing his piece, I have decided to press Dr. Nick Obidiukwu into service by quoting, at some considerable length, from his piece titled ‘The Problem Is Not Soludo But Obi’s Serial Lies’, which has been trending now for days on WhatsApp.

    Therein, he wrote as follows: “Professor Charles Soludo had barely finished his interview with Channels Television when the media thugs and supporters of Labour Party presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, descended on the Anambra State Governor with characteristic bile. What vitriol Obi’s social media gangs spared the governor was what their dark minds did not conjure up”.

    “Mr. Obi’s rampaging supporters could not live with the indictment that it did not make sense to be saving money when a state lacked critical infrastructure and the people were wallowing in hunger and in poor health. It also grated their ears that the value of the controversial investment in a brewery had drastically depreciated.

    Obi, who had lately metamorphosed into a candidate of regional and generational anger, was bound to contend with the consequences of his serial lies some day.”

    “Whereas he handed over N44b in cash, savings and investment and debt of over N127b, he deceives the public with the figure of N75b. (See Vanguard newspaper of November 15, 2015) for the Obiano administration’s repudiation of N75b handover. Part of the wrongful and inadmissible entries of the phantom N75b assets are the following old investments that predated Obi’s government by decades: Emenite Industries, Enugu, is one instance. N1.4b was invested in Intafact Beverages but recorded as N3.5b.  Donor agency counterpart funds were included as investment! Same for N2.2b agriculture loans given to farmers!

    All these were part of the assets inherited by the next government! If the announcement on this flawed documents had been made just once, the errors would easily be passed over as an oversight. But Obi and his propaganda team have persisted in publicising the disinformation, thereby underlining the deliberateness of their action.

    On the brewery investment, it is not considered a scandal for Obi and his media mob that Anambra State money was ploughed into a business in which their hero is a part – owner.

    On top of that, Obi’s propaganda organs periodically told the world that it invested $20m. Anambra State Commissioner of Finance, Ifeatu Onejeme, was forced to issue a statement clarifying that the true equity investment was $12m. Obi and his riot squad would not apologise for their misconduct. Rather, they abused the Commissioner as they have abused Professor Soludo for speaking up.

    In a bid to be seen as a super achiever, equally, Obi has been prancing about that he neither borrowed as governor nor left debts behind for his successor. Is there no limit to duplicity?

    Mercifully, perceptive Nigerians have seen through the posturing. For instance, Farooq Kperogi, wrote as follows in the Tribune of October 20, 2022: “He (Obi) lies a lot – like other politicians. He claims he never borrowed as a governor and that he left a surplus when he left office as a governor. Records at the Debt Management Office do not support this. Anambra’s External Debt was $15 million by December 2007. At the time Obi left office in June 2014, the state’s external debt had risen to an astronomical $41 million, indicating a 173 percent jump.”

    It is same with his claim about not owing anybody while handing over in 2014. Indeed, local government staff pension were owed, ABS pension were owed, Water Corporation salaries were owed. Contractors were owed.

    So resolute and so cunning has Obi been in this project of self-glorification that the Obiano administration spent valuable time correcting the distortions his predecessor dropped around at every opportunity.

    And there are many others like having only one wristwatch, two pairs of shoes and not using bullet-proof vehicles.

    In the face of Obi’s willful determination to misrepresent facts, it would have been irresponsible of Soludo to allow the former governor get away with his falsification of Anambra’s public records. Free flow of verified information is a basic requirement for good governance.

    If the exposure of Obi’s lies has hurt his presidential ambition, he has only himself to blame.

    Back then to Chief Adebanjo. How much of the above does chief know of the man he endorsed for the highest office in the country and why should he be bothered as it conforms with his long standing animus against Tinubu with whom he has drawn the battle line since 2003 when the political tactician and strategist refused to be led by the nose by the ‘Baba so pe’s’ of Afenifere into an unholy alliance with the wily Obasanjo. The other five Southwest AD governors who didn’t see what Tinubu saw, came a cropper, as they were all defeated by PDP candidates.

    At every subsequent election since 2011, Adebanjo has ensured that he was in a party opposed to Tinubu. That was how he inspired Afenifere into supporting Buhari in 2011, Jonathan in 2015, Atiku in 2019 and now, Obi. Curious though that he is no longer supporting the man he rooted for all the way only four years ago and who will be contesting on the same PDP platform.

    To dub that type of action as principle would mean that the word has since changed meaning as Pa Adebanjo neither knows Obi’s programmes, nor have Igbos endorsed Obi as their sole candidate.

    The ever perspicacious Yoruba has a saying for what is on ground: “ti a ba le’ni ta o ba ba ni, a ndehin ni”. Because Adebanjo’s endorsement of Obi is not a product of love, but of crass opportunism, he should, while he still have the time, re-think the Obi endorsement which will do no more than the earlier ones did for Buhari, Jonathan and Atiku in previous elections in which they collaborated.

    My two pence.

  • Soludo challenge, Obi and implausible run-off

    Soludo challenge, Obi and implausible run-off

    In the past few weeks, Labour Party’s presidential candidate, Peter Obi, may have begun to fancy his chances of winning the 2023 presidential poll. He has not only infected himself with that optimism, he has reinforced it in his doting and exuberant supporters and seduced the normally cautious Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) into contemplating and planning for the possibility of a run-off election in case no candidate emerges clear winner. It is humbling to the New Nigerian Peoples Party’s presidential candidate, Rabiu Kwankwaso, that the 2023 presidential poll is shaping up to be a three-horse race, and what seemed a clear impossibility to the Labour Party (LP) months ago before Mr Obi plotted his insurrection in the hitherto fringe and sedate party has become a clear and present danger to both the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Except INEC declares a force majeure, in February, the contest will be between the APC, PDP and LP. The electoral body is right to exercise administrative caution in planning for the fateful poll, and should be encouraged to plug all the conceivable loopholes that might rear their heads. And whether he is encouraged or not, Mr Obi will also press ahead with his plans, trade-offs and relentless vacillations to snatch an implausible diadem. But the chances of having a run-off next February are unworthy of serious consideration.

    The indomitable Mr Kwankwaso is, however, not the only person to be humbled by the transmogrification of the 2023 poll, the PDP presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, should also feel queasy, not safe or lucky, that the APC and LP have squared off in the public domain as if they are the only ones in the race. On social media, the APC candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is the most vilified candidate and politician in Nigeria today, a vilification obsessively authored by LP adherents and Obi fanatics as well as many freelance independents. Vice versa, Mr Obi is excoriated by all and sundry as a pretentious and superficial politician who is at bottom a Catholic fanatic. Alhaji Atiku, for the most part, is left severely alone, both in the traditional media and on social media. It probably suited him just fine in the early weeks of the campaign; it is not altogether certain that he has not begun to feel uncomfortable with the dominance of the Tinubu and Obi crowds in the media. In all this, Mr Kwankwaso is a cipher.

    In fact, Mr Obi continues to command attention in a way and fashion inversely proportional to his performance, capacity and quality. His eight years as governor, as attested by his successors in the Anambra State House, Willy Obiano and Charles Soludo, had been uneventful and insignificant. His carefully cultivated rhetoric has shifted attention away from the lack of depth and vision of his programmes to the controversial morality of his actions, person and policies. Last Monday, Professor Soludo tore at the heart of Mr Obi’s sanctimonious rhetoric so much so that the former governor was left stupefied. His response, when it eventually came the following day at the Lagos Business School Alumni conference, to all the posers raised by the eminent professor, apart from being tepid and desultory, can be summed up in one disingenuous statement, to wit, if Obi used the amenities of a trader to govern Anambra, the current governor should feel free to deploy the facilities of a professor to govern. The response was facetious and self-deprecating and even elicited smirks from his audience, but it was shockingly a reflection and admission of the superficiality of his governance style, his lack of depth, and his enduring incapacity to properly understand issues, let alone frame wise and inspiring answers.

    Prof. Soludo had during an interview on Channels TV the week before seemed to disparage Mr Obi’s economic ideas and investment choices. Mr Obi and his crowd of acerbic supporters, however, took exception to the professor’s judgement and called him names. The cyber bullying that followed elicited a lengthy and scathing rebuttal from the governor, which was widely disseminated last Tuesday to even more acrimonious debate and, in some quarters, approbation. The professor declared matter-of-fact that Mr Obi could not win, and that more pertinently the candidate himself knew, but was playing games. He reiterated his contempt for the amateurish economic policies of Mr Obi, and went on to denounce the wild-pack defending him and the futile politics of the candidate, convinced that these would further hurt the laudable Igbo project of producing a president in the near future. The professor was of course not the first person to decry the undiplomatic and frantic approach of the Igbo to national politics, with Imo governor Hope Uzodinma being the first last September, and both describing the Southeast style as Nzogbu-Nzogbu, but the Soludo challenge comes at a time when the acerbic crowd around Mr Obi had completely coalesced and begun to bud and even flower. The inflamed crowd, some of them educated and supposedly enlightened, swooped on the professor, denounced him and his family, and threatened his life. It probably does not occur to Mr Obi’s supporters that Nigerians, including some people initially favourably disposed to Mr Obi, were taking notes that these are the same people who would surround the candidate should he win the coveted office.

    The Soludo attack and the frenzied and irrational response of the Obi crowd have, however, produced results. Ohanaeze Ndigbo, the apex socio-cultural and political group of the Igbo as well as other Igbo groups have all come out from the closet to defend Mr Obi, own him and his ambition, and have, to a man, finally given indication that their embrace of the candidate has little to do with his talent or competence, but his cultural background. In bullying the Igbo who warn of the dangers constituted by the unscrutinised candidacy of Mr Obi, the Southeast does a lot of harm to whatever is left of the modest accomplishments of their coveted candidate who has shown himself destitute of ideology or party loyalty. Prof Soludo will of course not back down, and the restless and instigative Obi supporters will soon find some other cause célèbre to draw their fiery ire. The point the Anambra governor has made is to invite the public, particularly the Igbo, to take another look at the horse they are betting their whole race on. He wants them to see whether Mr Obi is capable of any altruism, or even depth of understanding of issues, economy or politics. And he wants them to carefully consider how to produce a candidate who would build bridges, create networks, and cobble together a coalition that could win future presidential election. They won’t listen to him, however. The candidate and his supporters are mesmerised by the crowds around him, and what seems to be his acceptance in some states and among some Christians.

    Apart from displaying no ideological and emotional affinity to the LP, in both Benue and Rivers States, Mr Obi also allegedly traded off LP governorship candidates on the spur of the moment for presidential votes, and is increasingly tantalised by the possibility he might actually win the poll or force a run-off which can then be traded, no pun intended. Everyone but the fanatical knows that Mr Obi cannot win on the first or second ballot, or any ballot for that matter, and they know in addition that Alhaji Atiku is trailing badly. So both the LP and PDP crowds will focus on the APC candidate, exploit his shibboleths, distract him with obtuse legal cases, cast aspersion on his health and fitness for office, and engineer falsehoods of all kinds on social media. Notwithstanding all the attacks, the APC candidate still remains mystifyingly the frontrunner. In the weeks ahead, the public may eventually be primed into taking a closer look at the quality and competence of the PDP and LP candidates, beyond their ethnic, religious or regional backgrounds. The public will be disturbed by what they will hear, but it will hardly matter to the supporters of the two candidates. However, enough unsettling facts will be unearthed and coalitions reinforced to make a run-off a chimera.

     

    APC, CAN try a different tack

     

    After playing cat and mouse with Christian groups for weeks over its choice of Muslim-Muslim presidential ticket, the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate finally met with the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) leadership over the 2023 poll. The APC had been harried by internal and external wrangling over its same-faith ticket, and in response, had tried to engage with as many Christian leaders as possible. The groups were at first too livid to engage with the APC presidential candidate, and evangelical Christian leaders had framed the issue into fiery sermons of denunciation against the ruling party which they accused of insensitivity and sectarian conspiracy. Initial attempts to involve key Christian leaders in APC public gatherings and conferences were rebuffed and visited with much backlash and ridicule.

    Nearly three months later, and about two months into the campaigns, passions have cooled enough to allow for a dispassionate consideration of the issues and personalities involved in the 2023 race. The choice before CAN was stark: either to go with Atiku Abubakar, the Northern Muslim Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate after eight years of another Muslim northerner, or to amble along with Peter Obi, a Christian, of the Labour Party, or to resign themselves to the inevitable by sticking with the secularist Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the APC who had picked a Muslim running mate to their dismay. Now they know that the choice is not theirs to make. It is also not clear how the minds of the Christian leaders work at the moment, whether the listening ear they gave the APC candidate last Wednesday was unanimous or whether it was a reluctant exercise to fulfill all righteousness. Whatever it was, their consultative meeting with the APC candidate, which they indicated would also be extended to the other leading contenders, met the universal principle of fairness.

    The Christian leaders were wrong to initially dismiss the ruling party for what they alleged was their insouciant disregard for balance and religious sensitivity. But having finally relented to give the APC a hearing at all, the Christian leaders appeared to have satisfied one of the tenets of their faith: eschewing bitterness and extending love to everyone, even their enemies. Though unplanned, they have also stumbled into a far better position, to wit, displaying both kindness and willingness to hear everyone while strictly refusing to endorse anyone. In the heady early days of the APC decision to go with a Muslim-Muslim ticket, CAN had sworn at the party and seemed to indirectly endorse Mr Obi to spite the ruling party. They did not consider that by the tenets of their faith they had no business corralling votes or herding their members into any particular pen. They also alarmingly turned their pulpits into soapboxes for expounding and disseminating political doctrines, in affront to the political plurality of their members.

    But all is well that ends well. CAN has now calmed down to do what it should have done way earlier: interacting with the APC to hear them out, giving them a charter of demands, and letting the ruling party, should it retain the presidency, know how Nigerian Christians think and feel, what their fears are, and what their expectations are. Beyond public remarks and body language, it is possible that CAN leaders now have a better understanding of what led the APC to fly that controversial chute. It is also possible that, as Bishop Matthew Kukah later counseled after also denouncing the same-faith ticket, CAN leaders may be prepared to ask their members to vote their conscience. The fact that they will also go on to hear out the other leading contenders poignantly reference their determination to be ingeniously neutral. They know, even though they have not publicly declared it, that their survival and the blossoming of the gospel do not depend on who is president but what that president does, whether he endorses fairness, justice and righteousness or he does wickedness and oppression.

    It is not yet known how CAN came by their resolution to give the leading contenders a hearing, whether they initiated the dialogue or they were prevailed upon. What matters, however, is that they have saved their bacons by adopting a form of neutrality that infers involvement as well as dispassion. They cannot now ‘order’ congregants to vote one way or the other, and so cannot be held responsible for the success or failure of the elected president. They will marvel why this brilliant position had not occurred to them much earlier. But better late than never. They had watched the Muslim community stay somewhat neutral, almost aloof, perhaps because head or tail they were not disadvantaged. And they had watched leading northern groups, such as the Arewa Elders Forum engage the leading contenders without seeming to overtly take sides. Surely, neutrality, even if disingenuous, has its usefulness. Having taken this stand now, Christian leaders can in future, if the shoes were to be on the other foot, stand on a superior moral ground to pontificate on tolerance as a model for public political behavior.

    More, Christian leaders can now lecture both the Ayo Adebanjo-led Afenifere and George Obiozor-led Ohanaeze Ndigbo on the safety, logic and beauty of maintaining neutrality as well as engaging the leading presidential contenders to hear them out on their ideologies and programmes. The North set the example of engaging with the candidates rather than endorsing any of them. Pretending to have the authority to endorse a candidate or party may be fraught with huge difficulties. It is even meaningless. It is unlikely that the emotive Ohanaeze and Adebanjo-led Afenifere will take counsel from CAN. They are too far gone to change direction, even though both seem to be backing a losing horse. Whether by design or accident, the North keeps wrong-footing southern groups and showing them how politics should be played. They may not always achieve great results with the tendencies and policies they embrace, but they now seem to hold a patent on how political goals can best be achieved. Reassuringly, CAN leaders have at last done the right thing; hopefully they will now go on to restrain church leaders from politicising their pulpits and unleashing secular and incendiary bombs against opponents.

     

     

     

    EFCC’s Bawa and currency theories

     

    Last Wednesday, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) chairman, Abdulrasheed Bawa, caused widespread bewilderment in the financial markets and among students of Economics when he suggested that naira redesigning could crash the dollar to N200 instead of the over N800 in the parallel market. Well, he at least did not go as far as President Muhammadu Buhari who before assuming office projected a magical parity between the dollar and the naira. But N200 to a dollar? Just by redesigning the naira? Were it so simple, why, every Nigerian would urge the Central Bank to redesign the naira until N0.50 exchanges for one dollar. Mr Bawa should stick to crime fighting and stop pontificating on currency and economic matters.

    In the first instance, the parallel market is not the official forex market in Nigeria. If one dollar exchanges for about N442.66 in the official market, how on earth could the exchange rate be crashed so dramatically? Alas, just by redesigning, and perhaps by pursuing parallel market dealers up and down the nooks of Abuja and crannies of Lagos? And secondly, where did Mr Bawa get the strange notion that currency value no longer responds to the country’s economic output, inflation rate, interest rate, and current account balance, among other factors, but to redesigns and harassment of BDC dealers. If the EFCC chair wishes to delve into fiscal economics, let him go back to school first before propounding currency exchange theories.

  • FOR WORLD’S KINDNESS DAY

    FOR WORLD’S KINDNESS DAY

    When last did you say hello to a neighbour

    Or share with them the early pick

    From your backyard garden

     

    When last did you lower that fence

    Trim those thorny hedges

    And throw a handshake across their forbidding top

     

    When last did you stop in the street

    To crack a joke or savour a banter

    And spread the healing magic of laughter

     

    When last did you say “Bless you”

    To sooth a sneeze, or “Take care:

    To one who has stubbed a toe

     

    When last did you offer a meal

    To a hungry stranger and command

    The water from your well to wash their feet

     

    When last did your dough of friendship

    Rise in the furnace of the sun,

    Your milk of mercy in the pitcher of the moon

     

    When last did you think about your fattened calf

    And the skinny swansong of the begging bowl

    The sin-phony of your silk, and the scream of the national rag

     

    When last did you throw a bridge

    Across the gulf

    And sow little stars in the darkness of forgotten skies

     

    When last did you listen to the wails of the forest

    Arrest the savagery of a wanton machete

    And enlist in the Salvation Army of Earth and Sky?????????

     

    A genuine smile is longer than a mile

    A large heart is not a medical problem

     

     

    November 13, 2022

    …… A slightly amended version of my poem of the same title originally published in Pages from the Book of the Sun, 2002, pp. 21-22

  • Two of a kind

    Two of a kind

    It was the Late Bashorun Moshood Kashimawo Abiola that some report quoted as saying that with friends like Babangida et al, he did not need any enemy. With what seems to be the official perception of why Nigerian doctors are leaving the country in droves in search of greener pastures in saner climes, there is no hope we will ever get out of this peculiar mess. Under the Muhammadu Buhari administration, we have had at least two ministers trying to justify or rationalise that there is nothing unusual about this development. Which is regrettable. More regrettable is that both of them are medical doctors.

    It was the Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige, that started it all in 2019 when he said Nigeria has enough medical doctors, so there is nothing unusual if some of them seek employment outside the country. At least they would bring part of whatever they earn outside as foreign remittance, which can be of immense benefit to our economy. Ngige said  the problem is not in the number but in the uneven distribution of the medical doctors. According to the minister, we think we have a shortage of doctors because most of them want to work in the urban centres, leaving the rural areas largely uncovered.

    Hear Ngige: “I am not worried about doctors leaving the country. We have surplus. If you have surplus, you export. It happened some years ago. I was taught Chemistry and Biology by Indian teachers in my secondary school days, they are surplus in their country. We have surplus in the medical profession in our country. I can tell you this. It is my area, we have excess,” he said.

    That the Minister of Health, Dr Osagie Ehanire , would echo a similar sentiment in 2022 leaves a sour taste in the mouth. Perhaps we can even pardon Ngige. He has probably lost touch with the stethoscope. After training as medical doctor, he has joined politics which teaches many politicians not to lie but to  merely amend the truth. He had been governor and now minister. Whereas the minister claimed in 2019 that we had 350,000 medical doctors which was far more than the 260,000 which, according to him, the World Health Organisation (WHO) prescribes for the country, the President of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), Dr. Francis Adebayo Faduyile, revealed that Nigeria has 75,000 registered doctors, out of which only about 40,000 are practising in the country. There is no doubt that the figure would have further shrunk today, given the rate at which doctors are joining the Saudi and other wagons that are taking them to where their services are better appreciated.

    But the health minister cannot be seen to be on the same page with Ngige because he is not just a medical doctor but also the minister in charge of the health ministry.

    Hear Ehanire, too: “We have heard complaints of doctors who are now leaving the system but there are actually enough doctors in the system because we are producing up to 2,000 or 3,000 doctors every year in the country, and the number leaving is less than 1,000.”

    Let us even assume that doctors are running away from the rural areas as Ngige claimed. Why is this so? This should be the next logical question that a good government should ask and look for ways to make rural posting or service attractive. After all, those in the rural areas deserve the dividend of democracy like their counterparts in the cities. One would think the Buhari government appreciated the need to make the rural areas more habitable when in 2020, on the occasion of the World Teachers Day the government rolled out some incentives for teachers posted to the rural areas. If people are running away from the rural areas, it is because of lack of modern amenities. Many Nigerians would prefer rural life to staying in congested cities with all the noise and general pollution that define the latter, if only some of these amenities can be extended to the rural areas. That the government has not kept to its promise to incentivise the teachers posted to rural areas two years down the line tells us how long the government is at talking but abysmally short in action.

    If teachers abhor rural posting, despite their conformist posture and tradition, then any other professional would.

    Be that as it may, Ehanire downplayed the mass exodus of doctors in the country by adding that  “The movement of doctors is not peculiar to Nigeria”. According to him, “Ghana has the same  experience. I spoke to the Minister of Health of Egypt, they have the same experience in mobility of doctors. And even in Europe, European doctors move to where the salaries are better”.

    Like Ngige, he also believes Nigeria has surplus doctors since only about 1,000 of the 3,000 doctors he claims we produce in the country leave for greener pastures.

    Ehanire said the government is only worried about the very experienced doctors. He at the same time said government was already working towards improving their condition of service.

    The truth of the matter is that if you don’t see a situation where a third of the doctors produced in a perpetually developing country like Nigeria as injurious to the country’s medicare, whatever improvement you want to do can only be cosmetic. You must first admit that a situation is dire or critical before you can do something meaningful to reverse the trend. The situation is even worse in a country like ours where government reneges on promises at will. More worrisome is the fact that the Buhari government has told us several times that we will better appreciate its importance long after it has exited. And I can tell anyone that cares to listen that most Nigerians are ready to miss the government as early as yesterday. May 29, 2023 looks like eternity to them.

    I would not want to dispute that doctors are leaving even Canada or other European countries as Ehanire said. That is probably normal. What the minister did not tell us is the percentage of the doctors that are leaving such countries in search of greener pastures. Our public officials have this penchant of comparing apple with orange, especially when they want to browbeat us into seeing their positions on issues as impeccable, as if the rest of us did not go to school. No such countries would feel comfortable producing about a third of their doctors for other countries to harvest, despite the fact that they have the surplus of doctors properly so called, as against our own doubtful and questionable surplus.

    This tendency by Nigeria’s public officials to compare sleep with death did not start with the Buhari government though. It is the same nonsensical reasoning that drive arguments such as petrol is cheaper in Nigeria or there is no going back on subsidy removal. Such expressions can only come freely from the mouths of shameless public officials that fall among some of the most pampered in the world, but who have no idea of how to give value for the pampering that ordinary Nigerians are taxed to sustain. How can any government official with conscience be talking about subsidy or subsidy withdrawal in a country that is a major producer of crude oil but is still importing fuel?

    The other day, the Minister of State for Petroleum, Timipre Sylva, told us we should be happy to be importing petrol from Niger Republic! As far as the minister and apparently the government he is serving are concerned, this is better than importing from some far-flung western countries! Where is the logic in this? Are we not going to pay that country with foreign exchange? Is it not even shameful enough that Niger can refine petrol while the self-styled ‘Giant of Africa’ (itself a major crude producer) cannot? Even if Niger is our neighbour, is it not said that because a farm belongs to father and child does not mean that such a farm will not be demarcated? We should love our neighbour only like ourselves, not more than ourselves. When you resign to fate and abandon your own refineries only to rely on your neighbour’s you are loving your neighbour more than yourself and there cannot be any just reward for you.

    It is sad that the Buhari cabinet that took well over six months to put together (after swearing in and well over eight months since the former president conceded defeat) could only have come up with medical doctors that would not see the emergency in their professional colleagues leaving the country in droves. It is unimaginable that the same Buhari who in 1983 lamented that our hospitals had become mere consulting clinics would buy these ministers’  submissions that Nigeria has surplus doctors when it is clear to us that things have largely been getting worse in the country in terms of good governance. Then, at least we had doctors to consult in the hospitals. Today, the best are almost all gone.

    Or that a Minister of State for Petroleum would, instead of arguing forcefully for local production of petrol, be telling his compatriots that they should be happy having their petrol imported from a neighbouring country. Where does his loyalty lie? Why then are we still groping in the dark that the government has not done better?

    The World Health Organisation (WHO) prescribes one medical doctor to 600 patients.  Instead of looking for ways to even improve on that because that should be for developed countries where other things are equal, our labour minister, a medical practitioner, says we cannot meet such prescription. It would have been a different ballgame entirely if he had even tried to justify that on inadequate funds. His argument is depressing. Ngige said such prescription is not for us because we are not a “United Nations’ country”. And we can never strive to be a ‘United Nations country?’

    With medical practitioners such as these in charge of our health care and advising the president, Nigerian doctors should know where their problem is. The present government has a surfeit of such men with the kind of mindset that can only make things worse and they are the ones whose activities are eclipsing the little achievements by the government that could have shone brighter, other things being equal. Forget that the president too has his own fault lines. He is parochial and all that. He could still do well with quality and up-to-date advice on issues rather than rely on reports presented by ministers with the wrong mindset.

    Nigerians know that doctors and other professionals are exiting the country in large numbers because the governments here do not believe in paying people well. They simply don’t care. They don’t even have the temperament for taking criticisms in good faith. Our doctors, even with the best of training don’t have access to modern medical equipment. Most of the times successive governments here see themselves as messiah. Yet, they have almost always left us worse than they met us.

    So, it is half-truth, at best, for anyone to compare why our doctors are leaving the country en masse with their Canadian, British, American, etc. counterparts. First, what is the percentage? Then, what are the reasons? It is like the proverbial matter of Adeyi and Adeyi, both with the same spelling but with different pronunciations. While one is crying of excessive heat, the other is complaining of excessive cold.