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  • LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG   14

    LET’S DO THE SING-ALONG 14

         Tere pampa tere pampa

         Tere minnan minnan tere

    Pierced by countless arrows

    The nation bleeds from every pore

          Bleeds from every pore

          Bleeds from every pore

    Pierced by countless arrows

    The nation bleeds from every pore

         Tere pampa tere pampa

    Our homes are hot

    Our roads are rough

         Hot hot hot

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         Rough very rough

    Our homes are hot

    Our roads are rough

         Tere pampa tere pampa

    Bandits own the day

    Marauders command the night

         Bandits and marauders

         Bandits and marauders

    Bandits own the day

    Marauders command the night

         Tere pampa tere pampa

    Our government has gone AWOL*

    Anarchy sits high on the nation’s throne

         Gone AWOL

         Gone, gone AWOL    

    Our government has gone AWOL

    Anarchy sits high on the nation’s throne

         Tere pampa tere pampa

         Tere minnan minnan tere

    * Away Without Official Leave

  • The illogic of Dele Momodu’s reasons for saying Atiku will win  2023 presidential election

    The illogic of Dele Momodu’s reasons for saying Atiku will win 2023 presidential election

    For me, it is simply impossible not to like Dele Momodu – gregarious, sartorial and derring-do. Dele has carved a niche for himself, not only here in Nigeria but all over the West African sub region, if not all over the world. That he is an alumnus of the University of Ife, aka Great Ife, my Alma Mata, raises my admiration for him a notch higher.  Very much unlike me, I got to know anything about  his critique of the APC Presidential candidate’s manifesto through a third party, a good friend of mine who, not only I, but many, have dubbed the ‘opposite person’ because of his propensity never to see anything good in another person. What first struck me in his chat from which I learnt of Dele’s critique of Tinubu’s ‘Hope Renewed’ by which he (Dele) exemplified that man who “conspires against Oke, arming himself with hoes and diggers to pull it down, but who Ifa says “will, forever, merely rub his mouth against the ground while Oke remains unmovable, except Eji Ogbe ceases to be the King of Ifa”, was his effusive praise of the critique. As a graduate of Yoruba, nobody can understand my reference to Ifa more than Dele.

    But I had no doubt, whatever, that neither Dele, nor the man celebrating him, epitomizing the saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, could have read the 80- page compendium before trying to thrash it or praise the effort. The attempt has enjoyed more than enough rebuttal so we need not delay ourselves with that. After all, Dele has a job to do as the Director of Strategic communications for the Atiku Campaign organization. That post, I must say is, however, a far cry from the SANI SA’IDU BABA one – man lobby for Momodu to be made Atiku’s running mate. In case you missed that, here’s an extract from his letter of 12 June, 2022 to Nigerian:”To ensure Atiku wins the presidency in 2023, the crucial decision regarding the choice of his running mate must be taken to serve as icing on the cake of victory.This means in essence that a credible, reliable and competent candidate must be chosen as the running mate to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. The person must, outside of his status as a credible, reliable, and competent person, also be loyal, selfless, of proven character and above all, a person who can help to secure national assets and also sustain a robust relationship with local communities where these critical national assets are situated; a person with unrestricted access to anywhere and at any time to interface with host communities, the same way Chief Dele Momodu attracted attention during his visit to Kaduna to discuss security issues with Sheikh Gumi, and his tours to many communities and markets in Maiduguri, Borno state, and many other parts of the country even when there exist records of serious attacks and abductions …”

    Momodu absolutely deserves the plaudits, even more, and Atiku Abubakar (the former VP has personally foresworn Alhaji) could not have chosen any better than Dele as his strategic spokesperson. Dele is already working, the reason he was on Channel’s television POLITICS TODAY this past week, which outing is the leitmotif for this article because he made some statements which he couldn’t have if  he were of  my generation at the University of Ife, Ile, and had the opportunity of attending Father Farmer’s Logic classes. This is because, with Farther Farmer, you dare not rush to conclusion in an argument (syllogism), without allowing it to flow from the premises. This article will, therefore, be dealing with the illogic of Momodu’s reasons for concluding that Atiku will win the 2023 presidential election. Let me say from the onset though, that I do not begrudge Dele for wishing victory for the PDP candidate because, in the words of the selfsame Saidu Baba: “while Atiku’s victory at the 2022 primaries is his second successive attempt under the PDP, it also marked his fifth – quite a handful you’d say – shot at the presidency. He has made other unsuccessful bids for the office under both the PDP and APC”. And this will most probably be his last.

    But even that should not give Dele the liberty to stand logic on the head as he did during his appearance on that television programme.

    His first assumption was in his saying, quite magisterially, that when you have two strong presidential candidates, as in Tinubu and Obi, from the South, they will both lose to a Northern candidate. This is absolutely conjectural, but I know where Dele is coming from and I will come to that presently. In the meantime, this is the stuff they must have been feeding the PDP candidate with which, in turn, must be why he egregiously mishandled the Wike issue which is so simple, we Ekitis would merely have described it as “ogede o toun ti nwon l’ada be’, meaning that you do not go sharpening a cutlass because you want to cut a plantain trunk. Linked to this is the other fallacy which I have heard them say. It is to the effect that because the Oyo state governor, Seyi Makinde, is contesting, he cannot oppose Atiku to the end, even if on principle, indicating that for them, fairness and equity amounts to nothing. Happily, former Ondo state governor, Olusegun Mimiko, has just proved that one can stick to principles, come rain, come shine. Apparently, for some people, it is like the North equates to Nigeria. I think such persons deserve a learning curve.

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    Now back to why Momodu must have committed his first gaffe.

     Parliamentary elections were held in Nigeria on 12 December 1959 and from it emerged Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, a Northern candidate, who contested against the powerful duo of Dr Nnamdi Azikwe and Chief Obafemi Awolowo, as Nigeria’s first Prime Minister. However, Momodu would have committed a great error if the above is the sole reason for his conclusion as the result of the election would not bear him out. In fact, the two major Southern parties, namely, the NCNC and the AG, beat NPC, the Northern party, to the third place and only British magic, or dubiety, with Zik, unexplainably shortchanging his own NCNC by agreeing to be named an almost meaningless president of Nigeria, gifted Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa the Prime Minister ship.

    The result of the 1959 Parliamentary election was as follows, and an NCNC/AG alliance, would have thoroughly bested NPC’s 148 seats, even after allying with 5 other parties – the Mabolaje Grand Alliance, Igala Union, Igbira Tribal Union, Niger Delta Congress , and affiliated independents.

    National

    Council of

     Nigeria and

     the Cameroons 2,594,577  34.01 per cent.

    Action Group 1,992,364   26.12    73

    Northern

    People’s

    Congress  1,922,179        25.20

     Therefore, that conjecture, or is it conclusion, falls flat.

    His other reason why ‘Atiku’s time has come’, is even more befuddling.

    Let’s paraphrase him: if the North decides to adopt Atiku as its candidate – probably because he went to the Kaduna Arewa interface, ridiculously playing the ethnic card – ‘the North does not need a Yoruba or Igbo candidate paradigm’ – then Atiku has won. This coming from Dele Momodu was a great surprise. Indeed, he made the claim a little more outlandish when he opined that once Atiku is so adopted, a solid presidential candidate like Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso will, pronto, collapse his own presidential ambition. And on what firm ground was he erecting that, other than that some Northern hegemons succeeded in browbeating the Sokoto state governor, Aminu Tambuwal, out of the race at the 11th hour? But  even then let us agree, without conceding, that he is right, will that equate to a monolithic North in the year of our Lord, two thousand and twenty two, with several cases of  unresolved murders, kidnappings and ancestral lands being serially taken over with the help of the Almighty AK47? Are some people undeclared slaves in their own country?

    These are just two examples of the untruths with which the PDP candidate is being fed that so cocksure have they become, that one of them, the most disloyal politician of the modern era in Nigeria, could wager that Nigeria will break up if Atiku did not win. That is precisely how they lay the foundation for post-election mayhem, despite the fact that not many serious Nigerians can see their candidate’s path to victory. They should have listened to Alhaji Buba Galadima of  the NNPP on Channels tv Politics Today, this past week. Come to think of it, apart from wrongly believing that he could erect Nigerian unity on conjugal proclivities, what and, indeed what, is Atiku remembered for as his contribution to Nigeria in his 8 years as Vice President? Interested persons should please grab a copy of Obasanjo’s book, MY WATCH to educate themselves on Obasanjo government’s Privatisation programme.

    The time has also come, that if of a truth Atiku is a unifier, he should now do all of us a favour by demonstrating it at home in his hemorrhaging Peoples Democratic Party, so that Nigerians can see honour begin from home. The candidate should also point to agencies whose establishment he inspired, and are today still relevant to Nigerians, just as he should give us the names of just 10 persons he mentored, who are currently, meaningfully contributing to Nigeria’s development, in any sphere, whatever.

  • ASUU: Actualizing autonomy agenda?

    ASUU: Actualizing autonomy agenda?

    “Going this route will give room for creativity and innovation as it is the norm in the running of universities in developed climes and countries. This way, the expected pathway of honour for our universities characteristically exhibiting and exemplifying the cherished gown, crown and town decorous demeanour will be positively perceived and achieved. I am looking forward to a time, similar to the story of Samuel Ekundayo shared at the outset of this essay, when an Ade or Chukwu or Musa will commence and conclude a UK degree in partnership with a Nigeria university or alternatively earned a double degree joining the two universities at it is the norm in developed climes and countries. This is what inculcation of full autonomy would address and bequeath. It is doable!” – John Ekundayo, Nation @ 23rd October 2022.

    As a follow up to the last edition of this column, it is seemingly high time for core and crucial stakeholders in the tertiary education sector to arrive at a confluence to coalesce contentious issues in the running of our universities that will make industrial action on the part of academic and non-academic staff an anathema. Referring to key stakeholders, one cannot but include in the list the following: parents, students, lecturers, administrators, federal and state governments, officials of the National Universities Commission (NUC), executive members of ASUU, governing councils of universities, Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC), etc. Last week’s edition of the “Followership Challenge” was ranked as a top story on Google News online and generated reactions and responses from diverse stakeholders. Characteristic of this columnist, as a scholar and researcher, allowance is sometimes granted for divergent views to be published knowing that life is like the Yoruba talking drum, gangan: where one person refers to as the front view is perceived by another as the back side; some of such perspectives are published in this week’s edition of the “Followership Challenge”. Enjoy reading and reflecting:

    “As an interested party, a parent whose two children had stayed at home for over seven months and as a product of the Nigerian public Higher Education Institution, I am appalled by the approach of ASUU, seeing strike as the only tool of negotiation and its pursuit of transforming the University system. The issue between ASUU and the Governments boiled down to only one item and that is, funding. However, funding can and do come from different sources. For instance, the worth of Harvard University’s endowment fund is currently put at over US$53billion made up of federal and non-federal research grants, student tuition and fees, and gifts from alumni, parents, and friends.

    “While I am not making a case for the Federal and State Governments’ poor funding of the education sector, I am of the opinion that two wrongs cannot make a right. ASUU should first of all remove the plank in its own eyes before removing the speck in the eyes of the Government. ASUU cannot be the impediment to the introduction or increase in tuition fees, and at the same time expect the Government to shoulder the funding of tertiary institutions. There are multiple streams of funding options for the Nigerian tertiary institutions that could be employed. Most parents like me will be willing to pay more than what is presently paid. How can we pay thousands of Naira in the elementary and secondary schools only to pay peanuts at the tertiary level? 

    “To ASUU leadership and its members, let me advise with the words of Thomas Edison: “There is a better way for everything. Find it.” ASUU cannot continue to do it the same way and expect a different outcome.” (sic)

    –          Kunle Oladele, Ado Ekiti

    “Thank you for your very revealing article. Unfortunately, students, who have had no hand in the issues that have often led to the conflicts between ASUU and the government, are usually the worst victims of ASUU strikes, without any chance of compensation. As a Yoruba proverb says, “Làmbè ò lè yàgbàdo lóko kí á wá gbá ìbejì l’ójú n’ílé” (meaning: ‘If a monkey steals corn from your farm, you cannot come home to slap the twin.’) There is the belief in Yoruba mythology that there is a spiritual affinity between monkeys and human twins. So, when the monkey (i.e., the government) is believed to have committed an offence on the farm, the farmer (i.e., ASUU) cannot misdirect its anger towards the twin (i.e., the students). That is why there is increasing appeal to ASUU to find means, other than strikes, to get the government to accede to its demands.” (sic)

                   – Prof. Y.K. Yusuf,  O.A.U., Ile-Ife

    “Hi Dr. Ekundayo! I read your article published today in the Nation newspaper (Sunday edition). Indeed, you did a great job in your analysis of the issues as it affects our universities. But one salient area you omitted in your article is the matter of how practicable and “doable” it is in this part of the world to grant our universities the much-clamoured autonomy and again where our universities can source their funds from. Without mincing words, I must admit the fact that if our universities are given full autonomy as you opined, the burden of funding will directly fall on the parents most of whom are civil servants, petty traders, artisans etc., as it would lead to high tuition fees. The implications of the autonomy will finally result in the children of the political class and well-to-do individuals in the society having access to university education which is one of the reasons ASUU is still insisting on the government getting involved as education is the right of every Nigerian child. 

    “You were one of the lucky ones to have studied abroad where the government and her citizens have designed their system to work. Here in Nigeria, we have corrupt and selfish politicians whose sole aim of aspiring to be in office is to acquire wealth for themselves and their great grandchildren yet unborn without having the interest of the nation at heart. With such leaders at the helm of affairs, tell me how doable and practicable it is for us to have such a full autonomy for our universities where indigent and intelligent children could still have access to quality university education? I am of the opinion that our universities be granted a partial autonomy where the FG through the NUC will still play an oversight on the areas of fixing of tuition fees (for Federal and state universities) such that the indigent but intelligent students can still have access to quality education, assisting in getting foreign-based institutions to partner with our universities in the areas of Science and Technology, Agriculture etc. Thank you so much for your views.” (sic)

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    – Anonymous

    “…lecturers’ intransigence”? As a Pastor with a PhD, is it not fashionable as a truth-seeker to find out why ASUU always goes on strike to draw government’s attention to the rot in our university system? You do not want government to fund universities but you prefer the funding of politicians by government. Many Nigerians do not have money like you to send their wards abroad. You are a Pastor and you do not care about the poor whose only opportunity of survival is education. On the day of judgment, we shall all give account of ourselves.” (sic)

    – Dr Chijioke Uwasomba,   OAU, Ile-Ife. 

    “Another great publication from a missionary turned socio-political affairs columnist. While I am privileged to corroborate your personal reflections on Samuel’s academic progression through my fellowship with your family during my visit to Nanyang Technological University (NTU), Singapore in 2008, I can equally attest to the disturbing decadence in our university education system as an erstwhile ASUU member. There is no doubt that everyone must be prepared to adopt the path towards university autonomy. Unfortunately, the stake of insincerity from all stakeholders towards taking the first step forward is as high as the insincerity with the wholesome Nigeria problems. God bless our land!” (sic)

    – Dr EOB Ogedengbe, formerly of UNILAG, now resides and lectures in Ottawa, Canada.

    Concluding Comment:

    The federal and state governments cannot be funding tertiary education ad infinitum! It will not work!! It has not augured well in any developed clime or country; neither will it be suitable or sustainable in any developing context. Why are our knowledgeable and cerebral scholars who have travelled and traversed the globe still like to indulge in atavistic or archaic running of our tertiary education? It is apparently predictable that in the next 3 to 5 years down the line, there will be another protracted ASUU strike as it has been nagging and recurring in the past if all relevant core stakeholders do not put heads together to resolve this nauseating impasse setting our country back and making our future leaders to waste away in the weird wilderness of the world. Dr. Ogedengbe, before eloping or ‘japa’ to Canada where he was plying his lecturing career earlier, returned to Nigeria as a lecturer in the University of Lagos some years ago. Perhaps, due to his inability to contain and contend with the rot in our tertiary educational system had no option but to jet back to Ottawa, Canada. In his response, he pinpointed on a veritable point going forward. It is that all relevant stakeholders should depict sincerity in tackling this nagging issue and resolve on full autonomy of our tertiary education system. The way out is to think and tinker fixating on the big picture whilst jettisoning any parochial, pedestrian, partisan and pecuniary interest. In addition, proactive and practicable ways should be arrived at to accommodate indigent but intelligent students to partake of higher education through bursary, grants and loans. Leveraging on the present and pervading interest of the top leaders of the National Assembly (NASS), especially the indefatigable Speaker of the House of Representatives, Rt. Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila, robust and rugged policy culminating in an autonomy law should be put in place to ensure access and enhance quality of tertiary education. The emanating law from this process should be simple, square, sacrosanct, salient and succinct in content and context. It is doable starting with a partial and gradual government withdrawal, possibly spanning three years, which will be closely monitored by a mutually agreed transparent body from the outset.

    •Ekundayo, Ph.D. – can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • A suitable Prime Minister

    A suitable Prime Minister

    It has been an extraordinary week in British politics. It was remarked that a week is a long time in politics. Such are the unexpected and unpredictable twists and turns in human affairs. But this one has been a short week, and a thrilling one for that matter. It began with the dismissal of the ineffectual but quite personable Liz Truss, the daughter of a Leeds professor of Mathematics.

      By the time the rubble cleared, history has been made on all sides. Elizabeth Truss has become the shortest serving prime minister in British history. And Rishi Sunak, grandson of Punjabi immigrants from East Africa, the son of a doctor and a pharmacist, has become the first person of colour to rule the rump of the empire on which the sun never set and the youngest since 1812. The immovable has finally collided with the unavoidable. Britain will never be the same again.

      There is something about Mr Sunak’s quick, bouncy steps and elfin features which reminds one of a shaman of the orient. When he resigned from office a few weeks back as mounting scandals and indiscretions threatened to torpedo Boris Johnson, Sunak had vowed never to touch high office in the land again if it violated his principles. Despite the hint of boyish self-righteousness, there is something to be said for principled politics particularly in the wake of Boris Johnson’s freewheeling political amorality.

      This past week, the former Chancellor of the Exchequer reaped the handsome dividends of the politics of principles. Unlike what happened in the earlier leadership contest when he was piped at the last post by the surging popularity of Liz Truss among the wider body of Conservative members despite being the clear front runner among conservative members of parliament, this time around, Sunak was determined not to leave anything to chance. He had maintained a tight-lipped equanimity throughout the contest which did not go down well with some party members.

       In the event, it turned out to be a glorious coronation rather than the grueling contestation that everybody thought was in the offing. But it was not without its anxious moments. The lumbering figure of the inevitable rogue chancer and Rishi Sunak’s old bête noire, Boris Johnson, suddenly materialized out of the shadows, having cut short a vacation to the Dominican Republic.

      It must be said that because he represents the sum total of the strengths and weaknesses of the British political populace, the former prime minister remains hugely popular and widely lionized by a large section of conservative voters. Ever the chancer with his eagle eyes focused on the main opportunity, Johnson in a strange rendezvous had offered Sunak an opportunity to cooperate and move the nation forward, a proposal which the latter summarily dismissed having seen through the lethal ruse.

       But when he realized that his figures didn’t add up despite the bluff and bluster, Johnson flunked out of the race on Sunday evening, citing the reason that it was simply not the right thing to do in the interest of party unity. As usual, it was a combination of lying and dissembling. If that were to be the case, why did he cut short his vacation?                                                                                                                              

    With Johnson out of the race, it remained the expansive, self-assuring figure of Penny Mordaunt, the leader of the house, to deal with. She had been hoping that in the cloak and dagger world of conservative politics, she would manage to reach the magical benchmark of a hundred conservative parliamentarians thus throwing the race open to the wider conservative public who would have been pleased to poleaxe Rishi Sunak for her just as they did for Liz Truss.

    But the phalanx of conservative parliamentarians proved an impregnable fortress, forcing her to throw in the towel a few minutes to the deadline. Whatever anybody might say about the shortcomings of British politics, the system has worked seamlessly and perfectly, clearing the road for the coronation for the first British leader from the land of the ancient moguls and the biggest jewel in the crown.

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      Benjamin Disraeli, novelist, wit and rake, the first British prime minister of uncontestable Jewish extraction and the person who persuaded Queen Victoria to take the title of the Empress of India, would be chuckling in his grave with characteristic chutzpah. It was a moment of great historic irony.

    What goes round also comes around and the road that leads to Delhi also leads back to 11 and 10 Downing Street. If Mr Sunak manages to rescue Britain from its economic quagmire, the paradox of the periphery rescuing the metropolitan centre will not be lost on keen watchers of global developments.

     Perhaps the relationship between colonizer and former colonies should not be posed in such a hostile and adversarial manner. In this collision of cultural shrines, there is always a play of signifiers across rigid, binary divisions. It must be said that of all the colonizing European powers, Britain, on the aggregate, has been the most welcoming and accommodating of immigrants from its former colonies.

      This is perhaps due to some deeply held notions of the sanctity and sacrosanct nature of human liberty and freedom developed over centuries of struggle against tyranny and autocracy. Even Karl Marx, fleeing from persecution in his native Germany, was finally able to write his seminal treatise in Britain after observing the seething and throbbing contradictions of a mature industrialized society.

      The result is the storied diffusion of the apex leadership of Britain with talents from other lands that we are all witnessing. All that is solid melts into thin air indeed and Britain is the better for it. The resistance to change in Britain persists at the level of the Brahmin caste of its politics and ironically in some sections of the hoi polloi. If it continues or mutates into extreme rightwing fascism, then in all likelihood Britain would feel like a Third World economy in a matter of decades.

      If what is unfolding in Britain were to be a film, what an epic blockbuster we would have had on our hand! The cast would have been varied and intensely multiracial and multicultural, bristling with the dead and the living. Please step forward, Robert Clive, later ennobled as the first Baron Clive of Plasey, who is credited with adding India to the British Empire in a victory dismissed by Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru as steeped in “forgery and treason”.

       Step forward Vikram Seth, the author of the fictional blockbuster, A Suitable Boy, a great novel of strategic nuptial gaming with its Sunakian echoes; the entire cast of the epic film, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; VS Naipaul who was tormented and traumatised by his people’s docile and supine attitude to their colonial masters which allowed them to be transported as indentured slave-workers from India across half of the globe to the Caribbean coast of Trinidad and Tobago. Those who are nothing will always be nothing, the great novelist and Nobel laureate noted of his own people in equivalent words.

      Finally, step forward, Edward Said, the great American literary critic and public intellectual of Palestinian extraction. In his theory of orientalism for which he became justly famous, Said advanced the thesis that the British conquerors had to reinvent the Indian orient according to their own colonial imaginary in order to be able to handle and deal with the people of the Indian sub-continent.

      Yet the great historical irony is that when the affluent and plush people of the Indian subcontinent first encountered the doughty and hardy Europeans in number towards the end of the fifteenth century, they thought they were of a greatly inferior culture, scoffing and scorning at their rough and ready fabrics which they compared to their own finery and silky plumes. But they lacked the firepower and military wherewithal to sustain their assumptions of superiority.

       Over the next two centuries, their declining empires were overwhelmed and gradually subdued until there was only one Raj in India. When they rebelled against their tormentors in 1857, they found that they lacked the modernist ideology to sustain and valorize their rebellion beyond a feeble recourse to what Karl Marx dismissed as the “superstitious idiocies” of rural folks. Despite their overwhelming superiority in number, they were wiped out to the last man in a scene of biblical bloodletting.

     After that, all became eerily quiet on the eastern front. Perhaps until this past week when the clock of history turned full cycle and a British descendant of the old Indian empire —a practicing Hindu to boot—acceded to the most important seat of power in the land. Thus the whirligig of time has brought a sweet denouement.

       But it is not a done deal, at least not yet. Rishi Sunak’s path is strewn with banana peels, as they say in this clime. He faces a Conservative party close to implosion. Judging from the events of the past week, the old Thatcherite right-wing ensemble has had its sell-by date and is on the verge of historical superannuation. The British public is restive and if the economic woes persist, it will begin braying for blood very shortly.

       The new prime minister will need all the wiles, the guile and the political cujones he can summon. While holding his enemies on the extreme right and extreme left of the party at bay, constantly foiling the attempts of their principal mischief-makers to go rogue on him in a mortal struggle to own the soul of the party, he is required to clobber together a new right of the centre consensus and coalition that will see the disparate multitude he has on his hands to a new phase of modern British politics.   

     Rishi Sunak has all the natural smartness, the engaged braininess and the strategic intelligence to see him through the coming turbulence. But judging from his open face flowing with the milk of human innocence and the sheer naivety arising from preternatural preferment, it is not clear yet if he has the capacity to plumb the great irrational dynamics of modern British politics. The next few months will bear that out.

  • Obaseki, Momodu and doomsday prediction

    Obaseki, Momodu and doomsday prediction

    While the presidential campaign of ex-vice president Atiku Abubakar has waned somewhat, some of his leading supporters have become more strident in denouncing the opposition and warning of doomsday should the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) be returned to office in 2023. The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is almost irreconcilably fractured, and it has been the bad fortune of Alhaji Atiku to carry a banner stained by intrigues and bitter and acrimonious in-fighting. In an attempt to coax unity out of their disparateness, party gladiators and leaders have shouted themselves hoarse within the party. Recognising that they were not making any headway, however, they have turned their guns on external foes whom they describe as remorseless enemies of the republic.

    Two of those party leaders are Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo State and Presidential Campaign Council Director of Strategic Communications, Dele Momodu. Mr Momodu focuses more on the APC presidential candidate, Ahmed Bola Tinubu, whom he unflatteringly describes both as a budding dictator incapable of keeping friends and mentees and a manifesto voyeur who abjured originality in favour of adopting and adapting MKO Abiola’s Hope ’93 manifesto. His only evidence for describing Asiwaju Tinubu as a potential dictator rests dubiously on the APC candidate’s fractious relationship with his mentees. And as for the allegation of ‘adaptation’, no evidence was supplied other than the word ‘Hope’ used in the APC 2023 presidential campaign manifesto entitled ‘Renewed Hope’. Mr Momodu does not show whether the word has been patented by anybody or political party. Nor has he shown which programme or promise was taken from Chief Abiola’s Hope ’93 manifesto and not attributed.

    If Mr Momodu’s long history of association with Asiwaju Tinubu makes his denunciation of the APC candidate somewhat unnatural and disturbing, and his logic tantamounts to straining at a gnat, Governor Obaseki’s hysterical outbursts were, on the contrary, more robust, more convincing, but infinitely more revealing of the speciousness that has characterised his politics since he detoured into the PDP and split it right down the middle. His verbosity deserves some amplification. Hear him: “This 2023 election will be won by what we do now, not what we do on election day. I believe this will be an easy election for us as a party if we campaign. Our heads should be examined if the All Progressives Congress (APC) wins. God forbid, but should APC win and come to power in 2023, this country will break. APC has done much damage to this country. Our debt is growing to N60 trillion every (month) and yet we continue printing money. They have destroyed this country. APC has threatened the survival and existence of this country.”

    The problem is not just that a governor is capable of such hysteria and excesses; the real issue is that Mr Obaseki was himself a member of the APC until internal crisis forced him to the PDP. And as a governor conversant with the history of political parties winning and losing elections all the time, regardless of their affiliations and sometimes the integrity or lack thereof of their candidates, it is not clear what convinced him that one more loss or victory would be sufficient to doom the country. And here is a governor who has ruled for about four years with a minority legislature, having willfully and unconstitutionally refused to inaugurate the majority; and here also is a governor who has kept the legislative building in perpetual state of disrepair, without consequence it seems. If his second term of four broken and wasteful years has not been sufficient to doom Edo, why does he think the APC would break the country should it retain office in 2023?

    Mr Obaseki is unable to unite the Edo PDP behind himself; and the presidential candidate whom he tries so extravagantly and hysterically to sell to the electorate has been unable to unite the national PDP behind himself due mainly to his failure to honour agreements. If despite these failings their party has not collapsed, would it make sense to extrapolate that should the PDP win – just on account of their winning, and nothing else – the country would collapse? Mr Obaseki is fond of hyperbole, a style he deployed with damaging and apocalyptic effect during his campaign for second term. It is dismaying that as a governor with perhaps more stake in the unity and stability of Nigeria than the ordinary citizen, he could lapse into whipping up sentiments and hysteria to frighten the electorate into doing his bidding. He has been roundly condemned for his excessive use of words, and perhaps there is little more anyone can do, not even the law enforcement and security agencies. As far as he is concerned, he is playing politics. But quite apart from his ineffectiveness as governor, not to say his extremely modest achievements in eight years of misruling Edo, it is damning of his person, politics and psychology that he lacks the wisdom and moderation to rule anything, let alone a state like Edo.

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    Increasingly, the PDP may find itself contending with a dearth of reasonable and trustworthy men and leaders in its bid to regain office. Alhaji Atiku promises the presidential succession to as many people as catches his fancy should he win the presidency in 2023. Whether the recipients of his promises trust him is another thing. Mr Momodu also makes wild generalisations without a shred of supporting evidence. And Mr Obaseki now threatens apocalypse in the event of losing the presidency, even insisting that the heads of his party members be examined should that loss occur. With men like Mr Obaseki who speak from both sides of their mouth without batting an eyelid and are threatening hell and brimstone should they not gain their utopia, the PDP will virtually have to recreate the human race to find credible defenders of its blighted worldview.

    FG, ASUU and IPPIS again

    There is probably no one in the country who thought that the striking Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) suspended their action because they struck a definitive agreement with the federal government. No, there was no real agreement. There was an understanding brokered by Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila. The legislator staked his reputation on the vexing strike by promising the university teachers that grey areas would be straightened out in a matter of weeks. Prompted by a curious court judgement, ASUU brought the prolonged academic disruption to a temporary end. It was indeed a sad case in which Hon Gbajabiamila cried more than the bereaved, for neither the cantankerous Labour and somnolent Education ministries nor the presidency was keen to bring the matter to a rest.

    The strike lasted for a grueling eight months. Last week when Hon Gbajabiamila met with the relevant federal officials to smoothen the rough edges of the tentative understanding in order to secure a lasting peace, it turned out that some of the key issues in dispute had not even been considered at all, let alone an understanding reached. One of the problematic issues is the notoriously dissonant Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System (IPPIS). Hear the Acting Accountant General of the Federation, Silvia Okoliaboh: “…I have made this commitment and I repeat it that we in the Accountant General office are going to accommodate all the legitimate peculiarities of ASUU and the university community. That’s just the way to go. The challenge is if you allow ASUU to have their own, you are going to have the Colleges of Education…polytechnics, unity schools, everybody coming with their own… We will sit down together, look at all the issues we have, we list them, as we are addressing them, we are ticking them. We are not going to ask you to accept until you are sure we have addressed them…Whatever level of complications it may be, I believe that in three months, we should be able to clear this. We will continue to pay ASUU because they need their money.”

    So, what on earth was the government doing for eight months, when they are just coming to this very basic understanding of what needs to be done?

  • Okon survives a close shave

    Okon survives a close shave

    For about four days, Okon has been behaving very strangely. He had been spending too much time with himself in his room. When he emerged in the living area, he wore a funereal and gloomy look.  Stranger still is the fact that his entire head was covered by a flour sack which he tied grimly around the neck. When snooper asked him what the matter was, Okon would merely hiss only to return to his glum schedule.

        Snooper at first thought that this was Okon’s way of mourning the demise of the traditional ruler of his ancestral village. But no one can be sure of the mad Calabar boy’s latest stunt. By the fifth day, it was clear that the handshake was going beyond the elbow. It may well be that the rogue had contacted gonorrhea again. Snooper decided to do something about it.

    While he was fast asleep, snooper tiptoed into the room and yanked off the nonsense from his head. The sight shook and shocked us to the marrow.  Okon’s head was completely shaven but for the thick shrub around the forehead. A barber’s clipper was entangled in the shrub as if it had been knitted in.

        “Okon what’s going on here?” I shouted trying not to laugh.

         “Oga, don’t mind that yeye Yoruba barber. I say make him give me Hogan Bassey cut, he come destroy my hair”.

     “What happened?” I asked with suppressed relish.

    “ The yeye man from Ogbomosho with his zebra crossing he come put clipper for my head. Fiam, fiam, he come race through the thing like caterpillar. I say you this were man you well so?”

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     “What did he say?”

       “Him dey speak one kind language I know understand. Dem say na Hausa-Yoruba, him dey say locosin, locosin. So I say to hell with locosin I want my hair back!!”

    “So what happened?” snooper demanded.

    “Him oga come come, him come they scream, this one na Farioro, this one na Farioro, na only Hausa malam he dey shave. I come look mirror, I no like myself at all. I come give am one blow for him cheek he come spray me with the goro he dey eat,  I come give am another he come fall, I come dey beat everybody for the place. Na him your friend, Buhari Jogbojogbo and dem mad OPC come arrive . Na him I come jump from window with dem clipper for my head.”

         “So, why have you not removed the clipper?” I asked laughing wildly.

    “Ha oga, he come use Yoruba juju to tie the thing for my head, I no fit at all. The thing wey dey pain me be say I get date with one UNILAG chick. If he come see me like this, I go faint”.

    At this point, snooper moved closer and yanked the clipper off the knotted tangle of Okon’s shrubby hair with the rogue screaming and yelling like a mad chimpanzee.

    “Now, you will take the clipper back to the owner before Jogbojogbo comes after you again”, snooper ordered.

     “Oga, dat one I no fit. You wan make the Ogbomosho man finish me?  As I dey run, I dey hear am they scream after me, ankali dankare, ankali dankare fa. Oga wetin be ankali dankare?”

     “Beware of dogs”, snooper replied smiling.

    “Chei oga, this yeye Yoruba people. God go punish dem !!”

  • Okon appears for the goat

    Okon appears for the goat

    As daily existence takes on a decidedly surrealistic and absurdist hue in Nigeria, not even the sacred laws of reality are sacred anymore. Welcome to Kafkaland. Reports reaching snooper indicate that the thief that turned to a goat has been auctioned to a popular Lagos food seller who journeyed south specifically for the purpose. So then if you order for goat leg at your local eatery and you find human toes popping out of the bowl, don’t be dismayed, it is all part of growing up in cuckoo’s land.

    Actually before the said auction, it had been drama galore with a substantial portion of the police equipment fund going to crack herbalists who had promised to force the stupid goat back to the hell of human existence. Alas, it was all to no avail as the mad goat stuck to its guns. You can trust Okon to cotton on to the dark fun. One fine morning, Okon showed up in court claiming to be an interpreter for the goat who happened to be his bosom friend in real—or unreal—life.

    The presiding lady judge could not understand what all the fuss was about as she descended from her chambers into the court room. The police quickly explained to her that they were on the verge of cracking a major mystery that had turned the entire force into an object of public ridicule. The good old lady could not believe her ears. She eyed Okon with a mixture of concern and bewilderment.

    “And what did you say the gentlemen is here for again?” she asked the police.

    “Na goat interpreter. Na him go talk to the goat, and the stupid goat must to answer today today”, the police sergeant said with malice and drunken frustration.

    “I see”, the lady judge said shaking her head. “Mr Man, is that correct?” she asked Okon.

    “My sister, na true true. See me see trouble oo. You come resemble one woman I dey hammer for Mushin Olosa. Abi na you true true?” Okon replied with a devilish smile.  The lady judge was not amused. She eyed Okon with a ferocious scowl.

    “Please conduct yourself properly before a court of law”, the lady snapped.

    “I no be bus conductor oo, I be houseboy”, Okon snorted.

    “All right, all right. What is your name?” the lady asked with a hint of panic and exasperation.

    “I be Etubom Okon Anthony Okon”, the mad boy answered.

    “And what is the goat’s name?”

    “Surulere”, Okon replied instantly.

    “No, no no. I don’t mean his nickname. I mean his real name”, the judge asked as panic and confusion began to set in.

    “Sebi im nickname na the name him dey use when him dey nick dem pocket for Tin Can, abi? Him name na Ejimofor Anikilaja and him be wharf rat no be armed robber at all at all”. At this point, the goat let out some heavy bleating.

    “You see now”, Okon began with a triumphant grin. “The goat be angry and hungry. Him say he never chop since dem capture am. Him say dem wicked and crooked police dey take all him chop money drink burukutu so tey dem come dey smile like dem asinwin for court”. At this point everybody, including the police, broke into hilarious laughter. The whole place became a bedlam of raucous mirth. The lady judge brought her gavel down on the table with great force.

    “Order, order!” She screamed.

    “Me I want Apu and stockfish. Make dem give dem goat banana and ice cream”, Okon croaked.

    “What?” the judge said, straining her ears in utter disbelief.

    “My sister, I think say you say make we order?”

    “Oh my God!” the high strung lady judge shrilled.

    “My sister”, Okon began with sadistic glee but the irate judge cut him short.

    “Stop calling me your sister. I am not your sister. You say my lord, you hear?” she screamed.

    “My Rod”, Okon began, eyeing the poor woman with criminal intent.

    “ What?” the poor woman shrieked.

    “You know say I be Efik and I know sabi call dem Yanminrin word,” Okon crowed with relish. At this point, the goat let off a prolonged bleating. “You see the goat say all of una na crooks and criminals and dat dis kontri don yamutu sam sam”, Okon intoned.

    On this note, the stricken lady began frantically gathering her paper as she back-heeled into her chambers. The police, sensing that they have been taken for a big ride, made a move to arrest Okon but the goat began barking furiously even as it strained its leash. “If you touch me, I will turn into a lion”, Okon threatened . Upon hearing this, the police fled, leaving Okon to walk out of the court room with a majestic frown.

  • ASUU: Autonomy or atrophy!

    ASUU: Autonomy or atrophy!

    “. . . Will the state and federal government continue to fund education while the universities remain at the apron strings of governments … It has been this weapon of strike … How far has it taken our educational system? How has our educational system fared? ASUU should stand down on this and see this as the realistic time to begin to talk about autonomy of our universities.” (sic) – Dr. John Ekundayo, TVC News, 27th August 2022 (available on YouTube)

    Samuel Ekundayo was just completing his first degree in a United Kingdom (UK) university. The whole programme was run in Singapore. The degree awarded was as though he attended the university in the main campus in the UK. It was done in record time! As he was concluding his first degree in Engineering Business Management, he applied for his master’s degree in Knowledge Management in the Singapore Government owned Nanyang Technological University (NTU), Singapore. It was supposed to be a one-year programme. He was offered admission. This columnist, his father, was counting months, and was surprised when Samuel mooted his writing of the final examination. It was just into the 10th month of the programme! In essence, he concluded the programme before the end of the 11th month!! Hungering for more, he was offered a PhD admission in Auckland University of Technology, Auckland, New Zealand, to read and research about Information Communication Systems in 2009. He completed his PhD in 2012. It would be intriguing and interesting to state that Samuel Ekundayo left the shores of Nigeria in April 2006. He left after completing 2 sessions out of a 5-year mechanical engineering programme at Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso, Nigeria. It is unsettling and appalling to state that his classmates that he left behind at LAUTECH were about graduating from the 1st degree programme while Samuel Ekundayo had completed his PhD in New Zealand. Figuratively, that is the peril of attending a public university in Nigeria: it is a seeming life waster of some sort! Any other option for parents and guardians who could not afford private university or overseas education? This columnist, being a missionary in Singapore, at that time, facilitated Samuel Ekundayo’s story for there was no way for me and my wife as his parents to have required resources to afford the cost of his education.

    As the dust is settling on the calling off of the nagging and hurting strike embarked upon by members of embattled Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), definitely there are “lessons learnt” in the whole saga that going forward should be a sad reminder to all stakeholders concerned in the protracted imbroglio that it was reproving route not to be treaded again: no, not in the future!

    Gbajabiamila: Shining Like Stars, But …

    It was regrettable and shameful that the duo of the Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu; and Minister of Labour and Employment, Dr. Chris Ngige, failed to dutifully and sagaciously address the lecturers’ grouse with the government. It was an apparent ego boosting that the citizens could perceive throughout the 8 months of the lecturers’ intransigence. This was more discernible taking cognizance of the apparent playing the ostrich role of the Minister of Labour and Employment. It was turning into a campaign issue that the opposition was already using against the ruling party, yet a sitting minister and politician was indifferent to the chances of his party melting before his very eyes! Possibly he needs to be asked pointedly: where does Dr. Chris Ngige belongs or on whose side is he standing? Any wonder, in his interview on “Politics Today” on Channels TV he was taciturn in endorsing the APC flag bearer in the February 2023 presidential election, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

    Can anything good come out from Nazareth? This was the initial reaction of many Nigerians when the Honourable Speaker of the House of Representatives, Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila, waded into the seemingly intractable imbroglio between ASUU and the Federal Government. However, in empathetically and painstakingly listening to the embattled lecturers, he and his colleagues at the green chamber were able to amplify their grouse through to the top echelon of government at the centre. It was an upbeat Gbajabiamila that first of all hinted the nation that there would be light at the end of the tunnel. It was on record that many believed to the contrary as similar interventions had somersaulted earlier. In a jiffy, the coast was cleared for ASUU to call off the strike and the Federal Government too adjusted the incalcitrant position of “no work, no pay” rule that the Minister of Labour and Employment exploited and explored to poison the minds of the lecturers whilst unduly prolonging the strike. As at the time of going to the press, universities have started announcing the resumption dates with the benignly beleaguered and battered students elated to be back on the campuses after almost a session of unwarranted cessation from learning. It is commendable on the part of the Honourable Speaker and his men even as the President of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC), Comrade Ayuba Waba, valued this mediatory role of the parliamentarians. Is it yet Uhuru? This columnist does not think so.

    Education Stakeholders: Agenda Setting for Autonomy is imperative!

    Without being told, ASUU should know that the country is tired of playing the strike option to show discontentment to the government’s non-conforming or non-compliance to mutual agreement. Whilst this columnist is not holding brief or defending the government, it is high time for all major stakeholders in tertiary education to put heads together and discard the hitherto awkward, antiquated and atavistic arrangement of our universities depending on government subventions to service these tertiary institutions. It is high time our universities ran autonomously: whether owned by state or federal government. This is the practice in developed and sane climes and countries. This is why there is no occasion for lecturers and administrators in such institutions downing tools. In essence, universities’ calendars are strictly adhered to and students pass out as scheduled with qualitative cum didactic impartation. What is the approach to be employed to realize this? The stakeholders should come together under an umbrella and exploit the window opened by the leaders of the National Assembly in resolving the apparently intractable infraction of the eight-month strike. This time around, advocating for realistic autonomy of the universities: whether owned and operated by states or federal government. The dialogue, discourse and debate should commence in earnest so that the incoming government by May 2023 will sooner or later not find herself enmeshed or entangled with similar or sorer strike. However, the governments – state and federal – should be sincere and be ready to let go of the aprons’ strings of these institutions. There could be a transition window from partial autonomy to full autonomy which should be mutually agreed upon. This could span from two to three years. At the attainment of full autonomy, each university should source for its funding for all cases: academic, research, administrative and sundry expenses. Equally, each institution should dictate what fees to be paid by categories of students and simultaneously determine what it would pay her staff. Going this route will give room for creativity and innovation as it is the norm in the running of universities in developed climes and countries. This way, the expected pathway of honour for our universities characteristically exhibiting and exemplifying the cherished gown, crown and town decorous demeanour will be positively perceived and achieved. I am looking forward to a time, similar to the story of Samuel Ekundayo shared at the outset of this essay, when an Ade or Chukwu or Musa will commence and conclude a UK degree in partnership with a Nigeria university or alternatively earned a double degree joining the two universities at it is the norm in developed climes and countries. This is what inculcation of full autonomy would address and bequeath. It is doable!

     

    • Ekundayo, Ph.D. can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com
  • Mercurial el-Rufai and Arewa Joint Committee

    Mercurial el-Rufai and Arewa Joint Committee

    Eloquent Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai has the courage of his convictions. At Monday’s Arewa Joint Committee interactive session for presidential candidates, he spoke effusively of the social and political character of the North, insisting that that character underscores the approach of “Northern Nigeria” to issues pertaining to Nigeria. He described the North as a region shaped by the values of honour and justice, and by the historical imperatives vivified by the politics of Ahmadu Bello, the Sardauna of Sokoto, Tafawa Balewa, the former prime minister, and Aminu Kano, exponent of Talakawa politics and radical politician. Mercurial in temperament and unafraid to own his views, whether they are popular or not, Mallam el-Rufai seems always poised to needle his critics with sarcasm and coruscating remarks. Last Monday, in a packed hall in Kaduna, and in the presence of an animated crowd, he once again indulged his passion for oratory and boldness.

    The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate, ex-vice president Atiku Abubakar, was at the interactive session earlier on Saturday, days before both the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Labour Party candidate Peter Obi took their turns last Monday. Alhaji Atiku must be credited with setting the tone for the interactive session by signposting the importance of the northern stakeholders’ meeting with his combustible and controversial statement directing northern voters to support him for obvious reasons. He had said: “…What the average Northerner needs is somebody who’s from the North and also understands that part of the country and has been able to build bridges across the country. This is what the Northerner needs. He doesn’t need a Yoruba or Igbo candidate. I stand before you as a pan-Nigerian of northern origin…” The statement had triggered a firestorm, and Nigerians looked forward to what Asiwaju Tinubu and Mr Obi would say.

    Few expected any of the candidates to alarm anybody through their formal presentations. But a question and answer session followed every presentation. That was where the Arewa House audience hoped to ensnare the candidates. It was during the question and answer period that Alhaji Atiku fell on his sword, when communication and the use of language failed him, and when his closet conservatism, dogmatism and narcissism exploded into the open and exposed him as a risky leader the country should be chary of electing. As usual, Mr Obi, despite the social media hype by his men after the Monday event, was both lackluster and politically straitlaced, unwilling to explore beyond his constant and enervating homiletical politics. And it was during the question and answer session that Asiwaju Tinubu, despite his unease with fecund speeches, felled many a learned man with his answer to a question on climate change. Few, it turned out, had heard the metaphor “a question of how do you prevent a church rat from eating poisoned Holy Communion”. So they interpreted it literally and concluded it was inappropriate and offensive to Christians.

    There was no question who performed most creditably during the Arewa Joint Committee interactive sessions, or who was most prepared to govern. It was certainly not the jingoism of Alhaji Atiku or the staidness of Mr Obi. But Mallam el-Rufai’s plea to the Kaduna crowd, eloquently delivered, also struck a distinctive chord that belied its brevity. He opened a window into his own worldview, as he always managed to do when he speaks, and an even larger window into the mindset of the core North. The rest of Nigeria may not always be enamoured of those windows, considering what controversial views they give a peep into, but politicians who curry those regional votes must be wary of infringing the northern mindset or becoming alarmed by it. Indeed, the purpose of the interactive session was to find out whether the candidates understood the northern worldview and had prepared to accommodate it. Mallam el-Rufai reiterated that worldview, but as usual gloated about it in a mildly offensive manner that betrayed the ethnic exceptionalism that had long formed the leitmotif of his politics.

    In his short admonition, Mallam el-Rufai did not mince word about the candidate he supported, the APC candidate whom he said resisted entreaties not to present himself for the scrutiny last Monday. Though he said the occasion was not meant to politik, he nevertheless managed to endorse his candidate and recommend him for general endorsement, arguing that he was the only man fit and prepared to assume the mantle of leadership in 2023. But in endorsing the APC candidate, the governor predicated his choice on a few moral facts which he insinuated gave an unassailable view into the character and persona of the North, assuming the North could be likened to a man. He then brusquely went on to appropriate the mind and spiritual essence of the North for his political party by declaring that the region had the sense of honour and justice to always do what was right. More, he claimed ostentatiously, the North had a sense of history rooted in the politics and worldview of Sir Ahmadu Bello, Prime Minister Balewa, and Mallam Aminu Kano. Mallam el-Rufai also glowed about the support northern APC governors are giving Asiwaju Tinubu because the North does not know how to pretend. Once they said something, he crowed, they did it, unwilling and unable to dissemble.

    Shortly before he ended his brief remarks, he indulged his mercurial gifts again as he subtly but poignantly shredded Mr Obi’s politics. He recalled an incident in 2013 or so when the APC sought to participate in a by-election in Anambra State. Mr Obi, who was then the governor of the state, he alleged, ordered him detained for 48 hours. He did not elaborate on why he was sure Mr Obi was behind his ordeal. In any case, he growled, he was now in a position as Kaduna governor to recompense Mr Obi measure for measure. But his birth as a northerner, the Kaduna governor suggested icily, did not permit him vengeance. “We are northerners; we are civilised; we don’t do things like that”, he boasted. Perhaps it is okay to boast of possessing such virtues, but it is not clear whether he did not in the same breath imply that such virtues were region-specific, almost as if those virtues were exclusive. What is clear, however, is that he had planted a seed of doubt in the minds of his listeners, inviting them to not trust Mr Obi for his pettiness, undemocratic proclivity and lack of principles.

    Mallam el-Rufai appeared to have reserved his most penetrating barb for Alhaji Atiku, absolutely without mentioning his name. In fact, few would suspect the barb was aimed at the PDP candidate. Alluding to a sense of justice in the APC but inextricably connecting it with, again, that regional exceptionalism and nobility that both hallmark the politics of the North, the Kaduna governor painted an effervescent picture of northern APC governors convoking ‘one Saturday evening’ to redeem the image of the region by insisting on power rotation to the South. Some have described the effort as a ploy to get the governor or any of the governors’ assignees the coveted running mate position, but Mallam el-Rufai suggested the aim was much nobler than that – a regionwide gesture to higher moral principles and standards. “We insisted that power must rotate to the South”, the governor bellowed to underscore the principles of justice, fairness and honour. After eight years of Muhammadu Buhari administration, he opined, it was futile asking for another four years in the presidency for the North, as if others do not matter.

    What Mallam el-Rufai said made ample sense, whatever his motives. But it becomes even far more poignant when contextualised against the ambition of Alhaji Atiku who throughout his politics had shown an idiosyncratic lack of reverence for rules, agreements and fairness. Not only was Mallam el-Rufai now insinuating the serial presidential contestant’s shortcomings before the northern audience, he was probably also drawing their attention to his provocative Freudian slip denoted by the inexpert appeal to the regional sentiments of his northern compatriots. Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike at various times alluded to the unreliability and self-centredness of the PDP candidate, insisting that he could not be trusted to keep his word or extend the virtue of fairness to others since he didn’t have it in the first instance. In a few short minutes, Mallam el-Rufai, while facetiously deploring politking at the Kaduna interactive session last Monday, managed to sell his candidate and demarket the PDP and LP candidates. In that dizzying moment too, he sold the virtue of the North with the typical gusto his politics of exceptionalism could drive. But who could blame him, or cavil at his virtuoso performance?

    Kanu, Igboho and mismanagement of dissent

    Once the federal government moved against Nnamdi Kanu and Sunday Adeyemo, alias Sunday Igboho, two well-known self-determination activists, it was constitutionally duty bound to prosecute them according to the laws of the country. The problem, however, for many Nigerian governments is that the rule of law appears ponderous, demanding and less indulgent towards government powers in order to protect the weak. In 2015, the Muhammadu Buhari administration arrested the showy and loquacious Mr Kanu for demanding freedom for Biafra, an amorphous and hypothetical country with controversially ambitious boundaries. The administration detested self-determination, arguing that the boundaries of Nigeria and its unity had become inviolate and ironclad. It made no effort to understand the reasons for the agitations, nor did it attempt any effort to placate or even cleverly weaken or subvert the secessionist demands.

    But the courts remain courts, and in 2017, Mr Kanu was admitted to bail. He, however, jumped bail when soldiers invaded his home. Fast forward to 2021, he was extraordinarily renditioned from Kenya to Nigeria, thereby abridging legal process and violating domestic and international laws. The Court of Appeal last month seemed to agree and he was discharged and ordered released. Then began a welter of legal interpretations to determine whether his discharge amounted to acquittal or not. The federal government has finally gone to the Supreme Court. What is important here is not whether the Court of Appeal erred in law or not, but whether the administration could not have handled the sensitive matter differently. From all indications, and judging from statements made by administration officials and even the president himself, the government was unduly emotional, awkward and imperious in handling the separatist demands from the Southeast.

    The same emotionalism was to lather the self-determination agitations from the Southwest anchored by Mr Igboho a few years after Mr Kanu was first arrested. The Southwest case was even more interesting. It began with the rampage of herdsmen killing and maiming on farmlands and remote settlements. Months after months, the federal government demonstrated the most appalling degree of impotence any government anywhere could exhibit. Fearing that the Southwest could become a killing field like the Middle Belt, where herdsmen embarked on and still sustain unchecked killing sprees, Mr Igboho appropriated the angst of the region and took it upon himself to rid the Yoruba heartland of herdsmen, armed or not. Naturally, it was not long before the campaign took on ethnic colouration that pitched locals against every nomad and itinerant Fulani. Soon, it was a matter of time before the campaign against herdsmen morphed into a campaign for self-determination, sucking in critical members of the Southwest elite already apprehensive of some hidden Fulanisation agenda.

    Here again, the federal government demonstrated sheer incompetence. They summed up that Mr Igboho exemplified the struggle against herdsmen and the nascent self-determination campaign by the Southwest. They also reasoned that once he is taken out of circulation, either by death or arrest and incarceration, the campaigns would collapse. Though the Southwest had their reservations against Mr Igboho and his autocratic and amateurish style, they were nevertheless incensed by the clumsy effort to murder the activist in a night raid marked by indiscriminate shooting. Before the raid, sensing the awful dimension the Southwest struggle was heading, the region’s political leaders met publicly and denounced the Igboho secessionist campaign. The unusual denunciation was a bold and risky business, but it worked. All that was left was for the federal government to cash in on that breather and mount a coordinated campaign against herdsmen and other international criminals soaking the countryside and farms in blood.

    Instead, flush with the success of the rendition of Mr Kanu from Kenya, the administration mounted a campaign to force Mr Igboho back to Nigeria from Benin Republic where he had fled for refuge. He was on his way to Germany. That effort, luckily for the federal government, met with little success. Had Mr Igboho been extraordinarily renditioned to Nigeria, the administration would be battling two unpopular cases in the court, cases that have tended to paint the administration as sectarian, ethnically motivated, and obsessed with hegemonic agenda. The courts have tried to maintain impartiality by judging the Kanu case mostly on its legal merit. Consequently, the administration is having egg on its face. Had they also tried to manage an Igboho case alongside the Kanu case, it is unlikely they would not be more embarrassed.

    Mr Kanu would have been castrated had the administration made diplomatic and legal efforts to extradite him from either Kenya or Britain. But they were tired of his campaigns, his incitement, his hate speech, and the freedom with which he seemed to indulge his bellicosity. They, however, failed to recognise that his campaign did not have the legitimacy it appeared to have at first view. They then compounded their error by also tarring Mr Igboho with the same brush, and tried neutralising him using the same terror tactics unsuccessfully applied against the Southeast activist. But neither Mr Kanu nor Mr Igboho was as popular as their campaigns indicated. The administration may be spared the burden of also prosecuting Mr Igboho in Nigerian courts, but it will have to continue to contend with that of Mr Kanu for a while. It is hard to see them winning, for domestic and international laws recognise self-determination agitations. There were reasons for the agitations; the administration should have more sensibly tackled the campaigns from the demand side (reasons for the agitations) rather than from the supply side (government’s instruments of coercion), a misnomer and orientation that hark back to the dysfunctional paradigms of colonial rule.

  • Bursary blessing

    Bursary blessing

    For Lagos State students, it’s more meaningful bursary from 2022/23.

    Various categories of students have their ‘seasons of pride’. In our secondary school days, the first week of resumption from the terminal holiday was what we called ‘ose igberaga’  (week of pride). Virtually every student had more than enough to eat and drink during the week because our parents would have loaded our trunk boxes with all manner of provisions before waving us bye to our respective schools. Hardly would you find anyone begging for food from his fellow students during that period. As a matter of fact, many of us in the boarding house snubbed the food served in our dining halls that week. How long the ‘ose igberaga’ lasted was a function of several variables: the size of the provisions made for each student, the rate and frequency of consumption of what was brought from home, the generosity or otherwise of the individual student, etc.

    What ‘ose igberaga’ represented to secondary school students then (I guess that is the way it is even today, even if the economic downturn would have drastically shrunk the provisions), was what bursary awards meant to students in higher institutions in those days.

    Indeed, for students in our tertiary institutions, bursary in those days represented a major source of joy. Although I never benefited from any bursary award even back then, it was by choice. I enjoyed the privilege of a caring father who made sure I did not lack the basics of life as a student. My dad was a manager in one of the first generation banks then. So, I really did not feel any serious need to apply for bursary.  Perhaps the other reason was because of what I considered the sometimes cumbersome processes to access the bursary. My kind of background, coupled with the fact that one’s needs were quite few, did not make scrambling for bursary, as it were in some cases, attractive to me.

    Notwithstanding, I still remember how the campuses came alive whenever bursary was paid. Those were another ‘season of pride’. A period when the real definition of money as something that confers liquidity on its owner became not only visible but also palpable on our campuses. With money literally flowing on the campuses, the butteries bubbled. In the momentary season of pride, the high-class eateries on campuses hitherto reserved for the ‘big boys’ catered to the needs of the ‘nouveau riche’ as money was now not the problem of many students but how to spend it. Nearby boutiques also recorded boom in patronage. Even businesses near the campuses knew there was so much money in circulation. Electronic sales also received a boost as cash-awash students competed for all manner of sound systems with powerful loud speakers. Indeed, bursary time signalled a time not just to paint the campuses red, but the entire town, especially on campuses located in the not-too-urban centres.

    But that was then. That was in the days when Nigerians still knew there was something called sanity. A time that rats cried like rats and birds cried like birds. Things have so plunged that not many students know the colour of bursary today.

    As a matter of fact, I had also almost forgotten that something called bursary still exists anywhere in Nigeria until last week when the Lagos State government announced 100 per cent rise in bursary to students of the state origin in tertiary institutions. No one can blame me even if this gave me up as an ignoramus. This is Nigeria. There is hardly any safety nets for anybody in many parts of the country, particularly the very vulnerable segments of the population.

    Of course I know that the Federal Government last year announced the reintroduction of bursary in universities and colleges of education. Education minister Adamu Adamu who disclosed this in his keynote address at the 2021 World Teachers Day in Abuja said N150,000 and N100,000 had been earmarked for each undergraduate and Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) student, respectively. But we know that this would still be in the realm of ‘earmark’ even though the government could now want to use the eight-month-long strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) as excuse for not implementing that policy. That could have been excusable but for the fact that the government has the usual habit of failing in its promises. Let’s not even talk of the ASUU issues, how much of the Federal Government’s promises to teachers during the 2020 World Teachers Day have been fulfilled? More than two years after, the teachers are still waiting.

    So, when I said I am an ignoramus on matters of bursary, I am talking of bursary not only backed up by the ability to pay, but bursary that students actually received alerts for from their banks. Students of Economics must have noticed my deviation from the norm; for instance, talking about ‘effective’ demand as demand not just backed by the ability to pay but which is actually paid for. In Nigeria, that should be our own minimum standard. Why? Just last week Sunday, I had cause to lampoon the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) for failing to promptly settle its scholarship obligations to some 117 Nigerian students reading Marine Engineering and Transportation in The Philippines, resulting into the students spending 10 years for a four-year programme. Please, tell me; is the ability to pay the cause of these hapless students’ predicament? Definitely, no. So, it is beyond capacity to pay.

    That is why I regard it as thoughtful of a government in Nigeria to think of cushioning the high level of inflation on its students. Indeed, it is immaterial whether the increase was the state government’s reaction to the appeal by the National Union of Lagos State Students (NULASS), for an upward review of the bursary or it was the government initiative. NULASS, the apex body of  indigenous Lagos State students, both in Nigeria and in diaspora, had in May urged the state government to increase their bursary awards. The union’s national president, Shasanya Akinola, had said in a statement then that “The high inflation rate, including the constant fluctuation in the economy, had resulted in a rapid increase in the prices of goods and services, and students are fully affected.” He added that “the 2007 reviewed amount for bursary, N25,000, can no longer be enough as it is unable to sustain students for a year with the recent economic realities.”

    Abdur Rahaman Lekki, Executive Secretary of the Lagos State Scholarship Board, who dropped the hint of the 100 per cent bursary increase during a meeting with representatives of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Lagos State Chapter, and NULASS at the state secretariat, Alausa, Ikeja, last week, said that the new adjustment was basically to enable the students cope with the present economic reality across the country. The increase takes effect from the 2022/2023 academic session.

    The point must be made though that bursary in years past could be seen as ego boosting for students; these days, it is more a means of survival.

    It is also gladdening that Lagos State is not thinking only in terms of paying bursary, it is also strengthening its scholarship board for greater efficiency. The truth of the matter is that bursary and scholarship should go pari passu. As a matter of fact, some of those who are now blaming non-payment of bursary by governments on un-availability of funds enjoyed both. This is the sad part of it. More ironic is the fact that some of them are either partly or fully responsible for the country’s pathetic plight that has made scholarship and bursary awards to disappear through bad governance. Yet, rather than take full responsibility for the state of things, they put the blame largely on others. Imagine Senator Ibikunle Amosun, a former governor and senator of the Federal Republic blaming developed countries for granting Nigerian youths visa. What does he expect in a situation where youths bubbling with ideas see no opportunities in their country and have lost faith in same, and justifiably so? What is wrong in another country recognising talents and encouraging them to come over instead of having those talents interred with their bones in their home-countries in the name of patriotism, a value that even many of the political leaders largely do not possess? I benefited from the scholarship of a first generation bank in my secondary school days and I know what being on scholarship means.

    Scholarships should not be available only for geniuses. It is good for the indigent students as well. Otherwise, not many people would benefit because the world cannot at any given time produce too many geniuses enough to address human challenges. Geniuses are so called because they are a rare breed. Yet, one does not have to be a genius or rare breed to impact the world. As a matter of fact, many of those who have impacted the world, especially these days, either did not pass through university education or complete their studies in the university. We are here talking of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Paul Allen, Mark Zuckerberg, etc.

    Although the average N50,000 that students of Lagos State origin in higher  institutions would start smiling home with after receiving their alerts may appear small, it would go a long way in meeting some of the challenges faced by the students. The beneficiaries are quite huge. For example, about 8,419 students benefited from the scholarship and bursary schemes in 2017. The figure must have increased by now. Moreover, there are equally competing demands that the state must attend to. What the government should guard against, however, is a situation where it would take too long to review the bursary and scholarship, as in the present case where review was last done in 2007, as claimed by the NULASS president. It is better to have bursary that is lean, predictable and regular than having a bogus one that is honoured in the breach.

    Other states that are using lack of funds as excuse not to pay bursary or grant scholarship to those deserving must turn a new leaf. I am particularly sorry for those states if they are in the southwest region of Nigeria. I remain unapologetic about it: that education is our own ‘industry’ in this part of the country. It has remained so since the Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo introduced free education in the region. We have seen what has happened in other parts of the country where their respective ‘industries’ have collapsed. I’m sure we don’t want that exported into the southwest. Political leaders in the region should therefore not encourage any anti-education policy like non-payment of bursary lest they be like the fowl that is excreting in a pot. We all know that such a fowl is only spoiling its final resting place. Anyone who appreciates the place of education in development would not toy with any effort to liberalise access to it.