Category: Sunday

  • Baba Lekki rallies as Okon is nabbed for oil theft

    Baba Lekki rallies as Okon is nabbed for oil theft

    To the Oriyangi Police Station on this wet and soggy morning where Okon is being detained on allegations of oil theft, petroleum pilfering, bunkering, illegal storage and pipeline sabotage thereby contributing to the economic adversity of the nation. He had been nabbed by undercover policemen while laying a pipeline that ran through a major house of worship and an orphanage around the Mowe-Ibafo axis.

    The Oriyangi Station is located on a scraggy escarpment which abuts a ravine filled with water and murky sludge close to Arepo village. In its heydays, the gorge was reputed to be the abode of a truly fearsome man-eating albino crocodile which often raided the nearby cattle market for snacks. Often after shedding the customary tears, the monster reptile could be sighted lounging on an anthill while lazily picking its teeth.

    This wet and cloudy morning, it was obvious that Baba Lekki was in no mood to take hostages as the old contrarian peppered the DPO with unanswerable queries. Oil brings prosperity and peace. But as it has been found out particularly in The Third World, it can also bring problems and palavers. This was what appeared to be playing out this morning as the choleric curmudgeon rounded on his quarry with savage relish.

    The Divisional Police Officer, a roly-poly, normally affable, polite and easygoing fellow of Ondo extraction known for his fondness for his native Suberu Oni music and for swigging from a handy bottle of Schnapps, was completely nonplussed by the old man’s unrelenting adversity punctuated with foul insults.

    “Officer, you have the wrong man in your cell!” the old man suddenly thundered.

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    “How do you mean? A boy who was caught red-handed with illegal petroleum product?” the DPO responded calmly as the old man continued his regime of psychological intimidation.

    “You see, the case is completely non-justiciable”, the old crook crowed.

    “Baba, I no sabi grammar, go tell that to my lord in court”, the officer responded.

    “It means the case cannot be legally sustained. You cannot build something on nothing. Do you know the meaning of Arepo?” the old devil insisted.

    “ I don’t know”, the officer responded glumly and warily, suspecting a forensic trap.

    “It means we have found oil. Let the oil go round. This oil racket cannot continue. By Schedule thirteen, oil is now part of the Inclusive List. Everybody in Nigeria is an oil thief”, the old man screamed.

    “Baba, if you are an oil thief, you let us know. I am a policeman and not a thief”, the DPO muttered.

    “You see what I mean?” the old man began with a devilish grin. “Officer, I put to you that you are a blockhead”.

    “Eiye ogbigbo laa y’oju re je!” the police man cursed in Ondo vernacular. Baba if not to say I know say you be friend with Egin Gani, I for pull out your useless front teeth”. A tense silence ensued. The old man opened up proceedings again with a sledge hammer.

    “So what is the state of the case now?” the old man demanded.

    “After preliminary investigations we hand over the matter. Or is there any other thing after preliminary investigations?” the befuddled cop mumbled.

    “After preliminary investigations come investigations of the preliminary”, the old man retorted with a satanic smile. There was another tense silence.

    “You see, this baba sabi book pass all dem put together”, a voice rumbled from the main cell. It was at this point that some thugs sacked the station sending everybody scampering for safety.

  • PFN on Boko Haram, banditry and the church

    PFN on Boko Haram, banditry and the church

    Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) president Francis Wale Oke, who is also Bishop of the Sword of the Spirit Ministries, Ibadan, stoked controversy last week when he warned of the disaster awaiting the church should it deviate from its foundational and doctrinal norms. He issued this warning during the Church’s annual Holy Ghost Convention 2022 in Ibadan, Oyo State. Even though newspapers reported him as warning of the end of the church in Nigeria consequent upon such deviations, the bishop was careful enough to warn only of disaster. Notwithstanding the misquotation, his diagnosis was still problematic. His emphasis was on the church resisting the temptation to adopt the methodologies and behavioural tendencies of Boko Haram and bandits.

    According to the bishop: “The future of the church in Nigeria is glorious. Listen to this. Boko Haram is no problem, banditry is no problem, kidnapping is no problem; they are happening, they are real, but the church has to be careful. Let’s not enter into their territory. Let’s not reply with hate and bitterness because that is not our domain. We are in the domain of love; they are in the domain of hate. If we cross over from our domain to their domain, we will lose. That is not our native territory; we are not fitted for it. If we cross into the domain of hate and bitterness, we are like fish out of water. Stay in the domain of love and we unleash the ability of the King of glory. What is Boko Haram? The rate at which Muslims were getting born again in the 70s and 80s was serious, but since people began to respond in hate, something is happening to that. We must go back to our domain.”

    It is difficult to controvert the ultimate goal of the bishop’s analysis, regardless of the controversial planks upon which it is based. There is no dispute about the church’s need to sustain its focus, particularly as streamlined by Jesus Christ in the Sermon on the Mount. In place of hate, the church must show love, regardless of how difficult it may seem. Bishop Oke warned that responding to bitterness and hatred in kind was inimical to the growth and wellbeing of the church. In fact he illustrated his argument with the decline in conversion to Christianity as a result of Christians responding to hate with hate. It is time, he warned, for the church to return to its ‘domain’.

    Why, despite this sensible analysis, the bishop still missed the import of his own nuanced argument, is hard to understand. Firstly, he and many church leaders of the day have wandered away from their ‘domain’ by crossing into the domain of politics and secularism. It is not only when the church responds in kind to Boko Haram’s hatred and bitterness that crossing into ‘strange’ domains has occurred. Other insidious routes exist. The church, for instance, is ill-equipped to play politics as a collective, but it is now keen to play it. But once it transcends the individual playing politics, the church is ensnared; for as it is obvious, churchgoers cannot be straitjacketed into one political party or ideology, nor can they be coerced into embracing one candidate or another simply because he is a Christian. When the church begins to make political pronouncement, sometimes festooning it with curses and unappeasable orders, and particularly by endorsing one party or candidate, it enters into strange territories, into domains fraught with division and animosity. It is not only Boko Haram’s hatred that constitutes foreign and alienating domains.

    The history of the early church, particularly its first few decades under the Roman Empire is instructive. Christ was careful to avoid politics. He focused on the transformation of the individual. Decades later, as Rome persecuted and attempted to wipe out the church, the apostles were also careful not to make judgements about the secular leaders of the time. As Paul the Apostle demonstrated, while the church disagreed with the decisions of secular leaders of the day, they neither remonstrated with them nor allowed those decisions to detract from the doctrinal essence of their faith. It is that doctrinal essence of the faith that Bishop Oke appears to be reigniting in disavowing the methods and behaviours of Boko Haram and bandits. As a matter of fact, the church was lucky not to be sucked into that error in the early days of Boko Haram when a few church leaders threatened to return fire for fire. In the end, love prevailed.

    However, it still does not appear as if all the lessons that should be learnt have been learnt. Yes, the church escaped apostasy by whiskers in those early days of Boko Haram when churches were burnt and Christians murdered with glee, sometimes with government officials looking on with indifference. But the church regained composure and began to realise that what they began in the Spirit could not be completed in the flesh, and that love, prayer, fasting and other such Christian virtues were the weapons the early church deployed to subdue kingdoms and empires, including the fiercest critic and persecutor of the church, Rome. But centuries after, Christians not only battered and maimed one another, they also planned and executed the Crusades against unbelievers, disregarding the futility of wars and bloodshed, not to say the utter folly of seeking to convert unbelievers by the sword.

    Had the lessons effortlessly imbibed, enunciated and propagated by the early church been well and truly learnt by modern Nigerian church, Bishop Oke would have extrapolated and extended the doctrinal purity he preaches to warn the church against unholy and problematic secularisation and politicisation. Rather than produce Christians who would affect their generations in profound and healthy ways, a difficult thing any day because of the unhealthy materialism into which the church itself has been sucked, it is now plotting for political office in the mistaken belief that its salvation and longevity rest on occupying office at the highest level. Such plots miscarried under the Goodluck Jonathan administration; it is unlikely that the way the church has managed its involvement in presidential politics it will not be construed as hateful to those it should seek to convert by love, patience, forbearance and understanding.

    Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN) president Francis Wale Oke, who is also Bishop of the Sword of the Spirit Ministries, Ibadan, stoked controversy last week when he warned of the disaster awaiting the church should it deviate from its foundational and doctrinal norms. He issued this warning during the Church’s annual Holy Ghost Convention 2022 in Ibadan, Oyo State. Even though newspapers reported him as warning of the end of the church in Nigeria consequent upon such deviations, the bishop was careful enough to warn only of disaster. Notwithstanding the misquotation, his diagnosis was still problematic. His emphasis was on the church resisting the temptation to adopt the methodologies and behavioural tendencies of Boko Haram and bandits.

    According to the bishop: “The future of the church in Nigeria is glorious. Listen to this. Boko Haram is no problem, banditry is no problem, kidnapping is no problem; they are happening, they are real, but the church has to be careful. Let’s not enter into their territory. Let’s not reply with hate and bitterness because that is not our domain. We are in the domain of love; they are in the domain of hate. If we cross over from our domain to their domain, we will lose. That is not our native territory; we are not fitted for it. If we cross into the domain of hate and bitterness, we are like fish out of water. Stay in the domain of love and we unleash the ability of the King of glory. What is Boko Haram? The rate at which Muslims were getting born again in the 70s and 80s was serious, but since people began to respond in hate, something is happening to that. We must go back to our domain.”

    It is difficult to controvert the ultimate goal of the bishop’s analysis, regardless of the controversial planks upon which it is based. There is no dispute about the church’s need to sustain its focus, particularly as streamlined by Jesus Christ in the Sermon on the Mount. In place of hate, the church must show love, regardless of how difficult it may seem. Bishop Oke warned that responding to bitterness and hatred in kind was inimical to the growth and wellbeing of the church. In fact he illustrated his argument with the decline in conversion to Christianity as a result of Christians responding to hate with hate. It is time, he warned, for the church to return to its ‘domain’.

    Why, despite this sensible analysis, the bishop still missed the import of his own nuanced argument, is hard to understand. Firstly, he and many church leaders of the day have wandered away from their ‘domain’ by crossing into the domain of politics and secularism. It is not only when the church responds in kind to Boko Haram’s hatred and bitterness that crossing into ‘strange’ domains has occurred. Other insidious routes exist. The church, for instance, is ill-equipped to play politics as a collective, but it is now keen to play it. But once it transcends the individual playing politics, the church is ensnared; for as it is obvious, churchgoers cannot be straitjacketed into one political party or ideology, nor can they be coerced into embracing one candidate or another simply because he is a Christian. When the church begins to make political pronouncement, sometimes festooning it with curses and unappeasable orders, and particularly by endorsing one party or candidate, it enters into strange territories, into domains fraught with division and animosity. It is not only Boko Haram’s hatred that constitutes foreign and alienating domains.

    The history of the early church, particularly its first few decades under the Roman Empire is instructive. Christ was careful to avoid politics. He focused on the transformation of the individual. Decades later, as Rome persecuted and attempted to wipe out the church, the apostles were also careful not to make judgements about the secular leaders of the time. As Paul the Apostle demonstrated, while the church disagreed with the decisions of secular leaders of the day, they neither remonstrated with them nor allowed those decisions to detract from the doctrinal essence of their faith. It is that doctrinal essence of the faith that Bishop Oke appears to be reigniting in disavowing the methods and behaviours of Boko Haram and bandits. As a matter of fact, the church was lucky not to be sucked into that error in the early days of Boko Haram when a few church leaders threatened to return fire for fire. In the end, love prevailed.

    However, it still does not appear as if all the lessons that should be learnt have been learnt. Yes, the church escaped apostasy by whiskers in those early days of Boko Haram when churches were burnt and Christians murdered with glee, sometimes with government officials looking on with indifference. But the church regained composure and began to realise that what they began in the Spirit could not be completed in the flesh, and that love, prayer, fasting and other such Christian virtues were the weapons the early church deployed to subdue kingdoms and empires, including the fiercest critic and persecutor of the church, Rome. But centuries after, Christians not only battered and maimed one another, they also planned and executed the Crusades against unbelievers, disregarding the futility of wars and bloodshed, not to say the utter folly of seeking to convert unbelievers by the sword.

     

    Had the lessons effortlessly imbibed, enunciated and propagated by the early church been well and truly learnt by modern Nigerian church, Bishop Oke would have extrapolated and extended the doctrinal purity he preaches to warn the church against unholy and problematic secularisation and politicisation. Rather than produce Christians who would affect their generations in profound and healthy ways, a difficult thing any day because of the unhealthy materialism into which the church itself has been sucked, it is now plotting for political office in the mistaken belief that its salvation and longevity rest on occupying office at the highest level. Such plots miscarried under the Goodluck Jonathan administration; it is unlikely that the way the church has managed its involvement in presidential politics it will not be construed as hateful to those it should seek to convert by love, patience, forbearance and understanding.

    PANDEF and the Nyesom Wike conundrum

    The Pan Niger Delta Forum (PANDEF) recently made a brilliant submission about the ineluctability of rotating the presidency, this time to the South, if Nigeria is to avoid a political and probably existential catastrophe. Should power return to the North, Ken Robinson, PANDEF’s national publicity secretary warned last week, there would be crisis. He argued that the South had begun to nurse suspicion about plots by the North to dominate the South. As he put it: “There are 17 major paramilitary intelligence agencies in the country. At the last count, 14 of them are headed by persons from certain parts of the country, three from southern Nigeria. The NNPC limited as it is called has 11 key management and board members, the South-South has no person, and 80 per cent of our resources come from the region, the Southeast has two, the Southwest one. And in that kind of discriminating administration of eight years; then somebody in that kind of scenario wants to retain power again in the north…If the injustice in Nigeria is addressed nobody will talk of your geographical location…”

    The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate, Atiku Abubakar, is the leading candidate from the North. The PDP is one of the two leading parties in Nigeria. PANDEF’s warnings are clear. However, many Nigerians are curious to find out what the most vociferous advocate of southern presidential candidacy, Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike, would do if he had been appointed Alhaji Atiku’s running mate. He lost the PDP presidential primary by a margin that did not disgrace his politics; but being passed over for the running mate position galled him to no end, and he has demonstrated his resentment by the snidest denunciations ever. What if he had got the running mate ticket?

  • ASUU: Activating autonomy agenda

    ASUU: Activating autonomy agenda

    “Not only is our interaction today necessary, but it is also urgent to clarify the misrepresentations and draw your attention to the facts which you, as managers of our universities, ought to know by virtue of your assigned duties. It is indeed one of your statutory duties to negotiate with your workers on matters of their welfare and conditions of service … As the most important officers in our university system, pro chancellors and vice-chancellors must demonstrate more commitment to ending the ongoing strike.” – Mallam Adamu Adamu, Minister of Education, Premium Times, 6th September 2022.

    In Yoruba common parlance, it is said: “ti won ba fi enia je oye awodi, O ye ko le gbe adie” (meaning: when one is offered a chieftaincy title to hunt hawk, he should at least be seen hunting hen successfully).  This seemingly was the challenge thrown at the Pro-Chancellors and Vice-Chancellors of federal universities by the Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, in their parley, part of which was done behind closed door, on Tuesday, 6th September 2022 in Abuja. The venue of the meeting was the National University Commission (NUC) office.  First of all, it is instructive to pinpoint that this column’s edition of last week was harping on the need to extend and expand the stakeholders to interface with in terminating the nagging strike of university lecturers. The Minister of Education should be commended for heeding this clarion call that is imperative as the ASUU’s industrial action has stretched over 200 days! In opening the meeting, Mallam Adamu Adamu poignantly pinpointed the pro-chancellors and vice-chancellors as “the managers of our universities” and in essence, ought to be awake and alert to their roles and responsibilities. Furthermore, he stated, inter alia, that it is part of their “statutory duties to negotiate with your workers on matters of their welfare and conditions of service.” He concluded his opening remark at the parley by categorically shifting the onus of terminating the industrial imbroglio on the body of pro-chancellors and vice-chancellors. In real terms, within Nigeria’s academic context, does this body of “university managers” possess the power ascribed to them by the honourable minister? To this columnist, it is rather a rhetorical rehearsal to raise the amour propre of the pro-chancellors and vice-chancellors. However, to the discerning mind, the honourable minister is stating the obvious in a sane clime and context where things are done the right way. Is it not high time for the major stakeholders, not just ASUU, to agitate or activate, albeit legally, full autonomy of the university system in order to forestall recurring perennial and painful industrial action?

    Approaching Autonomy Agenda

    One good thing that came out from the honourable minister’s mouth worth considering in going forward was the aspect ascribed to President Muhammadu Buhari. He saliently stated thus: “In all, we have been doing, our guide has been the directive of President Muhammadu Buhari, namely, that while the unions should be persuaded to return to work, Government should not repeat the past mistakes of accepting to sign an agreement it will be unable to implement. Government should not, in the guise of resolving current challenges, sow seeds for future disruptions.” This is really showing leadership. Imagine the nebulous agreement endorsed in 2009 triggering this nagging industrial action by ASUU; the end of which parents, students, university managers and other concerned stakeholders do not know! Tinkering along this line, is it not the right time to do the right thing even as the honourable minister’s body language depicted that aftermath of resolving this impasse with university lecturers, this may be the last time the Federal Government and ASUU may be engaging in industrial dispute. Really?

    In a swift response to the last week’s edition of this column, a retired registrar of a federal university, Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ile Ife, Mr. Ayorinde Ogunruku, was vociferous against how ASUU has weaponized strike to war against the federal government. He aligned with this columnist that there is the need to change tactics as doing same things recurrently whilst expecting different results amounts to nothing but insanity. In his cerebral and sagacious response, he pontificated on the need for government to behave responsibly in encouraging the universities to truly and fully be autonomous. He succinctly and saliently stated inter alia: “Government must begin to behave responsibly, promoting the rule of law, respecting contractual obligations, respecting the principle of autonomy for the institutions, delimiting its pervasive influence over the day-to-day governance of the institutions, and reviewing the policy of funding.

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    By so doing, centralisation of directives and control should be done away with. In a situation where Abuja determines salaries and wages rather than give bench marks should stop. A situation in which universities are directed to employ or not is sickening. The unwarranted centralisation of salaries and wages of universities in Abuja through IPPIS should stop. They should review the laws constituting the governing councils to allow representatives of government, professional bodies, local communities, alumni and the workers. Government can appoint the chair and a few representatives based on national or state interests (sic).” Furthermore, he enthused on the imperatives of unbundling the unions in such a way that they will be relating with governing councils of each university. However, this could only happen where such councils are, in his words: “properly democratized and empowered to determine salaries and wages and see to the welfare of their communities.” The Minister of Education apparently wanted this scenario as expressed in his meeting with the pro-chancellors and vice-chancellors but there is no seeming sincerity of purpose in activating or actualizing this kind of autonomy as it is practiced in developed climes and countries globally. In addition, this erstwhile university administrator of repute concurs with the stand and stake of this column in its last edition that government should not be fully funding education in our universities. In his response, he pontificated that, in developed climes, what the government as proprietor does is to give a percentage or ratio of each institution’s annual budget whilst the governing councils source for the remaining. According to Ogunruku, in following this route, “there is no legislation of uniform salary and allowances, there is no unionization of workers beyond their institutions on matters of salaries and wages except in unusual moments of government interventions in bench-marking this. All that the institutions do is look for resources from the products of their research and services. Also, a situation in which ASUU is asking for improved funding and demanding non-payment of fees is anachronistic . . . Higher education needs to be paid for. What governments do is provide funding institutions where students can take loans for higher education. Local, State and Federal governments give scholarships. Big players in the industries also give scholarships. It was like this before in this nation. We should plead with ourselves to go back to the days of yore to do things right.”

    Addressing Autonomy Agenda

    It is high time the federal and state governments stopped paying lip service to the democratization of our university system. In essence, there is the dire need of fashioning out ways and means of proactive inculcation of full autonomy into the governance of our tertiary education in Nigeria. Government fully funding tertiary education is not sustainable; it is not an acceptable global practice either! Even our honourable minister half-heartedly hinted of the seeming weariness of the government in that direction when in the meeting with the pro-chancellors and vice-chancellors he highlighted thus: “Government will continue to support the physical and academic development of its universities. Government will continue to reasonably enhance the working conditions of all university staff, academic and non-teaching. The main challenge, as you are fully aware, is dwindling resources available to address all the concerns of the citizenry.” The minister pinpointing dwindling resources as a major challenge to catering for the universities is not an alibi.

    In concluding this piece, relevant stakeholders should forge a common front in approaching, addressing and activating the autonomy agenda in our universities as it is practiced in developed climes and countries globally. Meanwhile, the federal and state governments should halt the process of establishment of new universities whilst strengthening the established ones. Moreover, ASUU after terminating the present industrial imbroglio could approach the court and seek to enforce the enshrined autonomy in the Act establishing the universities as advised by accomplished scholar and administrator, Professor Jide Osuntokun. According to him: “What ASUU should now be fighting for is university autonomy, which the law has, in fact, granted. ASUU should take governments, both federal and state, to court over university autonomy.” Invariably, ASUU may need to approach the National Assembly (NASS) in case the extant law is not favourably disposed to institutionalizing full autonomy that will sound a death knell to incessant and interminable industrial action in our higher institutions. These are options that could be fully explored and exploited rather than weaponizing strike as a perennial action. ASUU needs be pointedly told that students, parents and other stakeholders in the education industry are angst with industrial action. It is high time ASUU changed strategy and activate the autonomy mode!

    • John Ekundayo, Ph.D. – can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • The London conferences of 2022

    The London conferences of 2022

    Thanks to a trending WhatsApp video, Nigerians now know that former President Olusegun Obasanjo, whose middle name should be meddlesomeness, is not only back, trying to resurrect his long dead,  and buried, ‘Third Force’ of yore, he is also out there, allegedly traversing the length and breath of Nigeria,  trying to recruit persons he had previously ‘demolished’ with both his once mighty, but now numbed pen, as well as with his mouth; the likes of former President Ibrahim Babangida for whom he spared no perjorative word,  into what he now dubs his national agenda, whereas all he had for Nigeria, even  as a sitting  president, was nothing more than  a Third Term project which was to have seen him transmogrify into Nigeria’s Life President.

    If only because he never does anything for altruistic reasons, the video producer pleaded with Nigerians to ensure that this, his latest selfish project, falls flat on its face. In particular, he appealed to Northern Nigerians to ensure that  they scuttle his plot to enthrone Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour party, a man who, he alleged that even as a mere state governor, hounded Hausa traders out of Anambra state, and would have done  far worse had governor Musa Kwankwaso, who had visited him, but failed to dissuade him, not threatened to visit every inanity he threw on Northerners in Anambra state on the tens of thousands  Igbos living, peacefully in Kano state.

    Obasanjo’s latest act was his attempt  to profit from the crisis in PDP – a party on which platform he became the Nigerian president –  when he chased governor Wike, all the way to London, to try to broker a modus operandi between him and his new fancy, Peter Obi.

    I am today, yielding the column to  Professor Steve Egbo, Executive Director, Administration and Training, NTA,  formerly a lecturer in the  Department of Political Science, Abia State University, Uturu.

    He writes on the above topic.

    Happy reading.

    Historians may never arrive at a better title for the London meetings of August, 2022 by some political gladiators of the APC, PDP, LP and some other freelancers. Uniquely and figuratively, they brought back  memories of the London Conferences of 1957 and ’58 which ultimately ushered in Nigeria’s independence. As background, let us do a brief recap of the pre-independence conferences and why our guys had to troop out to the Court of Saint James for the conversations that berthed a free Nigeria.

    Chief Anthony Enahoro had,

    on March 31, 1953 moved the historic  motion for Nigeria’s independence, with 1956 as the date. The Northern delegation disagreed with the date, suggesting, instead, that it  be replaced with “as soon as practicable”. The South wanted independence rightaway, but the North argued that it needed more time to be ready. This led to a serious altercation between the Southern and Northern delegates. This was the point  at which the Sardauna made the oft- quoted statement: ”the mistake of 1914 has come to light”. That was how subsequent conferences on Independence had to move to London which was considered a neutral territory. It has been suggested that the enduring schism between the ‘two’ Nigeria’s had its roots in the fractious emotions that Enahoro’s motion engendered.

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    All these came to mind afresh because of our political gladiators who recently shifted base to London to iron out their festering political differences.

    London, of course, provides a cosy environment and, perhaps a shield away, from the distractions and humbug at home here in Nigeria. Like a child playing under the watchful eyes of its parents, Britain still remains the mother that gave birth to this winowy vagabond. But this London trip must be seen for what it is – a crude national embarrassment which showcased the unwillingness of our political leaders to grow up as well as their inability to let Nigeria take it’s rightful place in the comity of nations.

    You would wonder what they were looking for outside of places like  Port Harcourt, the Garden City,  Abuja, the City of Gardens, Tinapa, Ikogosi or the other exotic resorts all over Nigeria. Anyway, just might be they were afraid of the numerous creations of their misrule – kidnappers, bandits, terrorists and their other cousins, who have turned travel within the country to a death wish.

    Yet it appears not much was  achieved. Looking at their grim faces as they trooped back home, one can surmise a few things: Asiwaju appeared far more upbeat than the rest of them. Without a doubt, he looked the one with the least to lose. There are many brides, and many suitors, depending on the direction from which one is watching the riveting movie.

    From the bits and pieces gathered so far, the quartet leaguers – Wike, Makinde, Ortom and Ikpeazu remain intact. They are, however,  in a dilemma because the choices before them are grim. While not exactly the Devil’s Alternative, there are certainly no saints in the works. They do not want Buhari to hand over to another  Northerner, nor does Atiku’s condescending perch make him a darling of any sort. Even if Atiku agrees to their demands, chiefly to throw Iyorchia Ayu under the bus, it is doubtful if that would be enough to suture the broken larynx (given the outlandish manner in which some so called leaders have intervened in the messy logjam, like the unconscionable calling of Wike’s chief stabber, ‘the hero of the convention’, Wike & co children, and new comer, Bwala, discounting River’s votes even as Kwankwaso and Obi are sure to make mincemeat of Atiku in Kano and the Southeast respectively- Columnist).

    Nor are they  sure of their position with the APC either given  the fact that politicians always want to have it all. And, as things stand today, there aren’t many vacancies left in the APC world since you can not successfully play an Emperor when a junior potentate is already holding court.  Therefore, the question has become: should they jump, how would the landing be?

    As romantic infatuation gradually gives way to conjugal realities, governor Wike and his team must reflect, acidly, on the prospects of sharing the APC mattress with Amaechi,  Ortom with Akume, or Ikpeazu with Uche Ogah and Co.

    Peter Obi’s presence at the talks added another fireworks into the mix. It was, at best, meant to assess him and try to establish some facts amidst the uproarious fictions surrounding him. And certainly, the meeting must have ushered in some new realities. The verdict, it seems, points to the fact that, placed on the mettle, Obi is yet too brittle and superficial. This, notwithstanding, the moralising verbosity and magical statistics which, in its intensity, can mesmerise only plebian orthodoxy.

    Outside his usual characteristic meddlesomeness, and his unquenchable hunger to be seen, the essence of Obasanjo’s presence in London is difficult to measure. Apart from his secret, undying cravings, I am not sure he actually has a candidate, but he will always want to latch on to something, as the journey progresses. This is archetypical of him.

    In the days and weeks ahead, more interesting things  will happen. The power seekers will continue to duel around the chessboard in furtherance of their interests, while enablers are most unlikely to stop, reflect their age, and stop their rambunctious gallivanting. As we await the campaigns, as already fixed by INEC, we can all very well say that interesting times are here.

  • Before the campaigns begin

    Before the campaigns begin

    The temptation to reduce the 2023 presidential campaigns to the general issues of insecurity, spluttering economy, infrastructural deficits, and anti-corruption war will be almost irresistible. How eloquently a candidate can be persuasive about dealing with them unencumbered by his background as well as connections with the current administration, will probably also be significant. Many Nigerians have counseled that the campaigns be limited to issues, just as the major issues are fairly well known. Former vice president Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will welcome issue-based campaigns, believing that given his experience and former executive position, he will do tremendously well in debates and field campaigns. Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP) has also advocated for issues in order to deflect attention from his deficient track record, despite his Anambra governorship experience. He also believes that his glibness, not to say his statistical fecundity, will stand him well on the soapbox and in debates. Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the All Progressives Congress (APC) will probably also welcome issue-driven campaigns, believing that his profundity and solid track record will place him head and shoulders above his opponents.

    Of the three, Mr. Obi is perhaps the most eloquent and hypothetical, particularly considering his flurry of statistics, accurate or otherwise, appropriate or inappropriate. He is of course not an orator, and while he can sometimes summon the passion to place a resonant emphasis here and there, the flexibility that oratorical cadence and gravitas give are somehow lost on him. For many youths taken in by his style and audacity, he is a breath of fresh air badly needed in today’s politics. Driven and egged on by social media, his candidacy has also suddenly seemed realistic, convincing and plausible. He will successfully raise tons of money, and with the energy of youth at his disposal, propel himself to heights that would seem fictional years ago, even to him. Yes, he will love attention to be fixed on issues, but before the campaign runs its middle course, he will seem jaded, having exhausted his theoretical postulations.

    Though indifferent to whatever emphasis anyone or political party might push forward, Alhaji Atiku will probably see issue-driven presidential campaign as a cakewalk. He is not as fluent and persuasive as Mr. Obi, but he can hold his own admirably, and he can argue his position disarmingly and gravely. One way or the other, his party, despite the Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike snafu, will eventually rally behind him. But the party has neither been reformed enough to add significant value to his campaign nor ideologically streamlined to the point of contextualising his arguments and giving them fillip. Like his party, Alhaji Atiku will also struggle to define himself and his politics in ways that Mr. Obi has defined himself and his politics within the ambit of youths. The PDP candidate exhausted himself in the 2019 presidential polls; but he will still raise enough money to impress, if not etch, his candidacy upon the minds and affections of the electorate.

    Of the three candidates spoken about in this election cycle, Asiwaju Tinubu will have the challenge of couching his campaign in mesmerising words. He expresses himself well, helped in no small measure by his depth and vision, but it will be easily deciphered in soapbox campaigns and debates that he can’t hold the candle to the other two. Like the others, he will also see nothing wrong focusing on issues, for he is at home when it comes to that facility, but he is unlikely to dwell on it as resplendently as his other two opponents. The reason is that fortuitously, at least as far as his ongoing consultations with stakeholders and interviews show, he has begun to navigate towards his strongest point, that is, his capacity as a thinker and visionary. Perhaps his instincts tell him he outclasses his opponents in those areas, including his boldness and passion that are catalysed by a restless and ingenious spirit. To deflect his attention, however, his critics will try to demean his person in order to force him away from selling his biggest attribute.

    In the end, issues will not play as significant a role as many analysts hope. It is not because issues are intrinsically wrong or inappropriate. It is simply because they have become intertwined with campaign promises, and every candidate will struggle to outdo his opponent in promising paradise. By experience, voters have become used to hearing those promises and seeing them unimplemented or even feasible. By a stroke of genius or happenstance, power supply is improving and may remain vaguely so through the elections. The economy will also likely sputter into life and maintain a steady streak of health. Insecurity is being knocked into a cocked hat, and progress in infrastructural development has been significant, even remarkable in certain areas, states and regions. The country has of course not become an Asian Tiger, but as long as significant improvements can be sustained into the presidential poll, the genie of issues will remain bottled up or vitiated.

    The factors that will determine the outcome of the 2023 presidential poll will defy expectations. For a people buffeted by so many ills and privations, they will want to be convinced that the candidate to vote for possesses leadership skills, including the ability to forge consensuses and elicit trust in as many parts of the country as is politically feasible. As desirable as restructuring is, especially to the Southwest, Nigeria’s political system and democracy abjure it. Yet, the country is undergoing such structural stress that is capable of tearing the entire system apart. This is precisely where someone with a vision and the ability to drive a hard bargain and coax a consensus is needed. Mr. Obi is not that man, as entertaining as his candidacy may be on the social media. And Alhaji Atiku has flip-flopped on too many issues of late that it is hard to see him embodying that role.

    Two, the candidates’ party will also be a factor. Of the three parties, the APC, which started out the year on the wrong foot, has today grown into the most cohesive and threatening. It can muster a campaign purse incomparable with those of the other two parties, including Mr. Obi’s crowdfunding razzmatazz. More importantly, the APC, despite its controversial record under the Muhammadu Buhari presidency, is still the most charismatic and organised. Mr. Obi runs on his own steam, not his party’s. And Alhaji Atiku may have introduced fault lines into his party on a scale that cannot be tethered by the gods. The PDP will need a desperate transfusion of purpose and sanctity to resemble anything like a winning machine. The APC is the incumbent party, and incumbency has its many advantages. Those advantages will likely be explored and exploited to the hilt. Labour Party may not need any explanation on the matter of power rotation, but it is hard to see the PDP justifying the retention of the presidency in the North after eight years of the Buhari administration. After a few false starts, the APC has seamlessly embraced rotation.

    Three, and perhaps counterintuitively, the APC presents the country with the most secular presidential ticket this country has known since the advent of the Fourth Republic. The mixed Muslim-Christian ticket of the Buhari administration did not prevent the abhorrent and insidious sectarianism of the past seven years, evidencing the fact that the worldview of the president is what really matters. In the case of the APC, which is presenting Nigeria with two presidents for the price of one, it is offering a truly secular ticket which is probably all that the country now needs to navigate away from the crazy and overt religionisation of the presidency and the polity. But it remains to be seen just how adroitly the parties and the candidates can discover and exploit their advantages once the campaigns begin.

    Ajaokuta Steel payments/penalties scandal

    Just last month, the controversy over the Paris Club refund saga and the proposed deduction of $418m legal consultants’ fees from the refunds to the states reached a crescendo. While the consultants are desperate to get their money, the case is, however, stuck in court. But smack in the centre of the stalled payment is the Justice minister and Attorney General of the Federation (AGF) who argues that the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF) had no reason to resist the fees of the lawyers who saw their case through.

    Another controversy, this time even messier, has broken out relating to the termination of the concession awarded by the Olusegun Obasanjo administration in 2004 for the resuscitation of the National Iron Ore Mining Company (NIOMCO) in Ajaokuta and Itakpe. The concessionaire, Global Steel Holdings (GSH), citing breach of contract on the part of Nigeria, was prepared to claim over $5bn as damages. But after talks lasting many years, the undeserving company has finally been awarded $496m expected to be paid in less than three weeks.

    Ignore the Paris Club refund saga for a moment. Though disheartening, it pales in significance to the GSH concession imbroglio. GSH is an Indian company that had been proved to lack the expertise to manage, let alone revive, the Ajaokuta Steel Complex. Somehow, it won the concession but failed woefully to revive the complex. On April 1, 2008, under the Umaru Yar’Adua administration, the concession, technically described as Share Purchase Agreement, was terminated just 55 days before it would have been due to be legally terminated, with Nigeria securing the added benefit of claiming about $26m in liquidated damages. Thereupon the GSH served notice of legally claim anything between $10bn to $14bn as damages. Eventually, it decided to claim $5.258bn, an amount that has now been reduced during alternative disputation resolution, instead of arbitration, to a full and final settlement of $496m.

    But that is where the transparency ended. Every other thing, like the Paris Club refund, is enveloped in fog, in dismal and embarrassing opacity. On the surface, the alternative dispute resolution cannot be faulted, after the initial blunder of 2008, and the fact that had the matter gone into arbitration, the GSH would in all probability have won. By publishing the deal, the AGF office wants any Nigerian with objections to file claims. It is not clear whether there would be a groundswell against the deal, though there should be. Firstly, under the Jonathan administration, with threat of court action looming against the promoters of GSH, the Indian company waved its general claims, and agreed to hold on to Itakpe Iron Ore Mining Company while forfeiting Ajaokuta Steel. The report of a committee headed by the Solicitor-General of the Federation, Abdullahi Yola, recommending over $520m to GSH was also rejected. Indeed, reports suggested that the matter had been resolved at no financial cost to Nigeria. Secondly, the Buhari administration in 2016 okayed the new deal with GSH, and the then Mines and Steel minister Kayode Fayemi, in 2017, attested to the deal which he said did not encumber Nigeria with any costs. Some five years later, out of the blue, GSH threatened to go back to arbitration, thus prompting the new negotiations and a deal to pay the company $496m.

    The recent developments have raised many questions. It would not be out of place to constitute a judicial panel to unearth the shenanigans that accompanied the contract and negotiations. One, the panel needs to get to the root of how a concession was in 2004 granted a company that had no expertise in the job it bidded for. Two, knowing the concession would fail, who instigated the termination of the concession just 55 days to its lawful and advantageous termination. Did they not peruse the contract papers competently? Three, the company engaged in asset stripping and tax evasion, among other crimes, why were its promoters not prosecuted? After all, what was involved was not private asset, but public, national asset which does not admit of forgiveness for criminal acts. Four, in 2016, the Buhari administration okayed the negotiated agreement carried out under the Jonathan administration. Why was it not implemented? The National Assembly and Mines and Steel minister announced that a deal had been reached at no financial costs to Nigeria. Why did GSH threaten to return to arbitration years after?

    The $496m deal may have been done transparently, but all the issues that presaged it were anything but transparent. Many of the Nigerian officials connected with the affair were either incompetent or complicit, or both. The government has indicated it would pay the agreed sum in days, almost as if the country is being stampeded. The country has haggled over $23m Abacha loot repatriation and ASUU strike. But here are two insufferable cases of hundreds of millions of dollars being proposed to be paid to either legal consultants or a controversial and incompetent company. In total, about $900m is about to be frittered away in very questionable and disgraceful circumstances. The total sum would solve Nigeria’s education and roads problem in one fell swoop. The least the government owes Nigerians, after so much bungling and allegations of underhand dealings, is to subject the two payments to ‘integrity’ tests. The dealings are unlikely to pass muster.

     

     

     

     

    Gorbachev will be missed

    Most of the obituaries on the late Soviet Union leader and champion of Glasnost and Perestroika, Mikhail Gorbachev, who died two weeks ago at 91, have invariably veered towards both nostalgia for the ideological left and the transformation of the world from bipolar to unipolar. Because of the uncontrollable forces Mr Gorbachev set in motion, the Soviet Union unintendedly collapsed in 1991 after first transmuting from Soviet Russia (1917-1922) to Soviet Union (1922-1991). Elected into office in 1985 until he resigned in 1991, he supervised a reformation of the politics and economy of the Soviet Union that went horribly awry. His fascination with the France/US-type presidential system prompted him into adopting a liberalised political system, Glasnost (openness), that ultimately torpedoed communism in Eastern Europe. His economic reforms encapsulated in Perestroika was also not expertly managed, partly because it was not underpinned by a unique and homegrown economic model and ideology, like China implemented under Deng Xiaoping beginning from 1989.

    The post-Gorbachev era was also sadly predicated on the wrong premises and built on inappropriate frameworks. The lack of immediate success, years of political hesitations, reduction in size of borders, collapse of the Warsaw Pact, and slow economic growth all created a vacuum the country’s national leaders yearned to fill with the nostalgic trappings of the Soviet Union. Vladimir Putin, current leader, exemplifies this error. Mr Gorbachev was unable to develop a unique political system to replace the old order, and Mr Putin has tried futilely to fill the vacuum with a malformed system modeled around himself. Whereas NATO is an agglomeration of developed and independent democracies, Mr Putin has attempted to compel former neighbouring Soviet Republics to willy-nilly sustain a subordinate association with Russia. In addition to promoting a few wars and land grabs, including the annexation of Crimea, the new policy has also inspired the Russo-Ukrainian war. Had Mr Gorbachev laid a solid foundation for Russian democracy, former Warsaw Pact countries would probably have seen a model to embrace and associate with, and Mr Putin would probably have had more success with his efforts to sustain a bipolar world and recreate his country’s nuanced suzerainty over the East as the US has nurtured over the West.

     

     

     

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  • VANISHED!  (2)

    VANISHED! (2)

    The Oil thieves of Thief Country

     

    The waters laughed

    The minnows were amused

    The sands chuckled beneath their searching feet

     

    They fumed and fumbled:

    The Police blamed the Army

     

    The Army cursed the Customs

    The Customs nailed the Navy

    The Navy neighed like a harried horse

     

    Oh crude, crude, crude, this crude war

    On our wondrous shores

    A loaded tanker took to its heels

     

    Vanishing fiam into the fish’s belly

    A sticky truth, a viscous (de)vice

    There is a salty ring in the voice

     

    Of our lying chiefs.

    Prince and prophet by day

    A plundering pirate by night

     

    The bunkerer has the key to the house of power

    He knows the tricks of tribe and bribe:

    Lift your loot and leap into wealth

     

    The country is dumb, the Law is dead

    This little ode to our faltering stride

    And the vanishing magic of African Pride

     

    • First published in 2004 under the title ‘The Amazing Story of MT African Pride, Oil Tanker’. Republished here with minor amendments in response to another incident of Nigeria’s recurring oil theft.
  • Buhari, Obasanjo and politics of succession

    Buhari, Obasanjo and politics of succession

    Months before a presidential election in Nigeria, political jostling reaches fever pitch. Next year’s defining poll is unlikely to be different. Because he will not be standing for reelection in 2023, incumbent President Muhammadu Buhari should rightly be inspiring the shape and colour of the next polls, not in an obnoxious, self-aggrandising way, but in selfless and self-confident push to ensure both probity in the electoral process and the emergence of a great president. The president should rightly be the cynosure of all the manoeuvres, the fulcrum upon which other efforts anchor and swing. Alarmingly, however, just as it happened in the ruling party’s presidential primary in June and the months leading to it, the president has been aloof and magisterial, promising only electoral fidelity nationwide, and to some extent loyalty to the party which he leads. Loyalty to his party should be unquestionable had he not waffled and made his support for APC candidates conditional in 2019 when his fractious party needed a man of character to be its lodestar and embodiment. As for his aloofness, it is characteristic. Because his loyalty is brittle and amorphous, and aloofness predictable and customary, these deficiencies have enabled ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo to attempt to fill the vacuum.

    Of the five living Nigerian heads of state and presidents, Chief Obasanjo has been the most involved in political transitions. Goodluck Jonathan is still trying to find his feet as an eloquent and discerning former president. He is characteristically unsure of his person, politics, and ideology. Yakubu Gowon has restricted himself to advocating a spiritual agenda for the nation, occasionally offering staid and generally ineffectual advice on political ethic. The recuperating Abdulsalami Abubakar has carved a disingenuous niche for himself, which sees him, together with a few like-minded patriots, advocating for peaceful and fair electoral process. Ibrahim Babangida’s failure to return to office as an elected president, not to say his bastardisation and annulment of the 1993 polls, has not deterred him from pontificating at every election cycle on who best should win the presidential poll. But Chief Obasanjo presumptuously knows who should win, what the candidate should campaign on, and where he should come from. He has no electoral value himself, but candidates gravely and reverentially seek his endorsement, not because they think his support amounts to anything, but simply because they dread to have him snarling at them.

    President Buhari has bestirred himself in recent months, almost as if he has belatedly realised the need to finish strong after about seven years of dithering. Should he assert himself, partly as a self-preserving ploy to weaken or even castrate Chief Obasanjo’s influence, he may discover the need to transcend his magisterial aloofness and work actively both to entrench electoral fidelity, as he has promised, and to back the best man to win. He will require a greater understanding of human capacity and character to discover such a man among the three or four prominent candidates, assuming his promise to back APC candidates does not already insinuate his preference; but it is precisely that understanding that many politicians find to be beyond his ken. There is indeed no proof that the adrenalin shot in the arm he has given himself in the final months of his presidency will translate to a change in attitude to Nigerian politics beyond his age-old insularity, or a change in asserting himself. If it does not, the clever and publicity-loving Chief Obasanjo will capitalise on that void.

    Already, despite his denial, Chief Obasanjo has seemed to adopt Labour Party’s Peter Obi as the best man for the office in 2023. Though he claimed his presence at the London political meetings the leading presidential candidates held last month with the Rives governor Nyesom Wike’s group was fortuitous, there is reason to believe, judging from his recent statements, that he favours the former Anambra governor. He is fairly open in his support for Mr Obi, but has pretended to be impartial and even regal in pontificating on the next presidency. Speaker of the House of Representatives Femi Gbajabiamila emerged from the meeting APC leaders held with Chief Obasanjo in Abeokuta last month to enthuse about the former president’s subtle support for the APC candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, despite initially cocking a snook at the candidate. Given his pronouncements on Mr Obi, his presence in London, and the visitations to both Gen. Babangida and Gen Abubakar in Minna, Chief Obasanjo remains unpredictable. He may not have made up his mind irrevocably, and may yet have cause to speak definitively in future about his endorsements, but it is safe to imagine that his ship has not yet berthed.

    Chief Obasanjo speaks about a national agenda he would unfold soon, perhaps after he is through with ongoing consultations. But for eight years, he had the opportunity to reset Nigerian politics and lead efforts to redefine the country’s essence. Instead, he ensured everything revolved around himself, including cajoling his party into embracing his feeble succession project. For those eight tumultuous years there was no national ideology, no national agenda, no national vision, and no rejigging of the electoral process. He is no longer a member of any political party. How he hopes to introduce a national agenda without a party, let alone a caucus of diehard ideologues and loyalists, remains to be seen. Worse, there is doubt he has the capacity to envision the next leader for Nigeria, especially seeing how accustomed he is to backing candidates who either lack self-confidence or who might give him access to the seat of power to gratify his nostalgia for Aso Villa. Neither Chief Obasanjo nor any of the other living heads of state, nor yet many of Nigeria’s statesmen who romanticise about leadership and the Nigerian experiment, possess the acuity and depth of understanding to identify and promote the right leader for Nigeria in 2023.

    Compare them with the perspicacious former French president, Charles de Gaulle, who in 1967 told the United States Military Attaché to France, Vernon Walters, that Richard Nixon deserved to be and would be elected president. This was after Nixon had lost the 1960 presidential election as a sitting vice president to Dwight D. Eisenhower, and also lost the 1962 California governorship poll, and was written off as politically dead. The French president cites Mr Nixon’ depth of intellect and appreciation of world politics, among other great reasons, to underscore his prophecy. Mr Nixon was elected president two years later in 1969. But Chief Obasanjo supports Mr Obi for the presidency based on the trifling grounds of the Southeast’s turn to produce the next president and for the sake of balance of power between ethnic groups, despite the LP candidate’s abominably pedestrian understanding of economics, global power politics, and even domestic power equations.

    The failure of Nigerian leaders since Chief Obasanjo’s administration implies that there are no significant and enduring rules beyond the general provisions of the constitution to govern leadership transition. As the primaries of the two leading parties indicate, even the political parties themselves, including the contrived ones that produced Mr Obi of the LP and Rabiu Kwankwaso of the New Nigeria Peoples Party (NNPP), have only a tenuous system of leadership succession incomparable with that of Lagos since 2007. Leadership transition in Lagos, probably the best in Nigeria, is, however, imperfect and even deficient. For the leading parties, the situation is much worse. For Nigeria, the country is confronting a disaster, a disaster made worse by the inability of President Buhari to, in seven years, recognise the value of structured leadership succession and how to institutionalise it within the framework of the APC.

     

    Resolving  ASUU impasse

    STRIKING university teachers appear to have lost the public relations battle, but they have stuck to their guns and declared their industrial action indefinite. The federal government, however, sees the disagreement with ASUU as a turf war, a clash of egos they are determined to win. Yet, victory or defeat in this crisis is unlikely to be clear cut. Late last week, ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, who is still weighed down by public perception of his administration as a failure, cleverly compared his diligent resolution of a similar strike years back with the current strike. According to him, he chaired the meeting, locked the doors behind everyone who should be involved in resolving the problem, and cobbled a tentative agreement before the break of dawn. His message was clear: the current administration is bungling the crisis.

    President Muhammadu Buhari does not think he has the willingness or imagination to resolve the crisis. In a moving irony, APC governors have, however, indicated their interest in tackling the crisis, if the federal government would let them. Since the Buhari administration is worsening the crisis instead of looking for a way out, its failure should encourage the progressive governors to give it a try, for whispers are beginning to be heard that the strike may weaken the ruling party’s election campaign. The governors know that if they lose the presidency, a bandwagon effect could produce electoral outcomes that would bury them, notwithstanding the axiom that all politics is local. If the administration knows this, its negotiators have not demonstrated any unease.

    The federal government should eschew hubris and restart negotiations with ASUU. It is damaging to the administration’s reputation to expect striking teachers to demonstrate patriotism by returning to work when the government itself has been loth to accept responsibility for stymieing the future of youths by its obduracy and legalistic interpretation of Labour laws.

     

    Wike, Ayu dig their heels in

    For weeks on end, the bitter quarrel between Rivers State governor Nyesom Wike and Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chairman Iyorchia Ayu has dominated newspaper headlines without becoming blasé. Day in, day out, headlines scream news of their intransigence and announce their positions in the trenches. Months ago, not too long after the PDP primary ended anticlimactically and PDP presidential candidate ex-vice president Atiku Abubakar spurned Mr Wike to select Delta State governor Ifeanyi Okowa as his running mate, there was a fairly recognisable chance of reconciliation. Now, that possibility seems quite remote. Alhaji Atiku gives the impression he needs Mr Wike to make victory in next year’s presidential election certain. As a result he has been less impervious to reconciliation, and even less eager to call the bluff of the Rivers governor, despite his camp urging him to damn the consequences. Sokoto State governor Aminu Tambuwal and Dr Okowa are the major reasons for Mr Wike’s fury, much more than Alhaji Atiku’s primary victory. Both, unlike immoderate and inconsequential Atiku aides, have wisely and discretely kept out of the fray. They have said little about the acrimonious intraparty fight, not even snide remarks and gestures, and have sponsored nothing demeaning about the enraged governor. No one, however, knows how long the Delta and Sokoto governors, not to say the increasingly testy Alhaji Atiku, will keep their powder dry.

    Not only is Mr Wike deliberately and provocatively sailing close to the wind with his intransigence, he has also begun to psychoanalyse his opponents, particularly the obdurate Senator Ayu, with whom he exchanges brickbats daily, and former Jigawa State governor Sule Lamido, whom he sees as irreverent and abusive. Newspaper readers are kept constantly entertained by the exchanges between the antagonists. Neither wants the other to have the last word. So, who will call the truce? Alhaji Atiku, who is anxious to unite the troops behind his candidacy, but who probably triggered the war in the first instance? The embattled Sen. Ayu, who now seems to enjoy his newspaper battles with the Rivers governor? Or Mr Wike himself, the adamant, imperious and self-assured politician who does not flinch from war, nor wince at abuse, no matter how gross? Or the opportunistic Mr Lamido whose political star had dimmed but wants it rekindled? Mr Wike describes the former Jigawa governor as a self-centred political in-breeder for promoting his son’s governorship ambition. More, when Sen. Ayu dismissed the Wike camp as children for seeking his dethronement, the Rivers governor riposted that the party chairman was an ingrate who paradoxically was taken from the gutter by the ‘children’ and made party chairman.

    The invectives are unlikely to stop. Worse, the party is divided down the middle, to the considerable unease of the presidential candidate. It had taken the retention of Sen. Ayu as party chairman to ossify that division, but it is unclear, given how the antagonists have dug their heels in, whether that division would not have occurred by some other agencies and calcify as a result of the behaviour of the combatants. The immediate cause of the party squabble today is Sen. Ayu retaining the party chairmanship despite Alhaji Atiku’s election as presidential candidate. The Wike camp had sought his replacement with a southerner as chairman, arguing that it was unrealistic and provocative for the North to hold down the top offices of the party. The skewness of the positions, argued the Wike camp, would not favour a successful campaign in the South. Alhaji Atiku has been uncharacteristically reticent. But responding to the fears of party failure, Sen. Ayu had declared that his election to a four-year term was non-negotiable, and could not be capriciously altered by the Wike camp simply for the heck of it.

    Then the combatants met in London, and it seemed a seismic shift was in the offing. The implacable Sen. Ayu might after all be persuaded to sacrifice his position, regardless of the constricting provisions of the party constitution that straitjackets his replacement to the same North. What the noise of the party chairman now indicates to the chafing and agitated Wike camp is that Alhaji Atiku is absolutely not keen to replace the party chairman. The chairman is his man: loyal, abnegating, euphoric about the Atiku candidacy, and unquestioning. Replacing him with an ‘unknown southern foreigner’ would be catastrophic. And if the presidential candidate stands solidly behind the embattled chairman, who is to move him from that coveted seat? Nobody. As of today, Sen. Ayu is immovable. The regnant opinion in the party is to dare the Wike maelstrom: heavens won’t fall, the Atiku/Ayu camp surmises. Mr Wike does not, however, appear ready to relent, though his options are narrowing badly, and his position becoming untenable. It will take a miracle to turn things around in the governor’s favour. Interestingly, he seems to sense the Atiku camp’s desperation, and has suggested acidly that if the PDP wishes to lose the election, he would be glad to lend them a helping hand. PDP leaders don’t want to sacrifice Sen. Ayu, but they can’t have their cake and eat it. They will, therefore, have to sacrifice Mr Wike, though the witty and gregarious governor loathes to be the sacrifice, preferring instead to burn the roof down, particularly with Sen. Ayu and the casual Alhaji Atiku in the building.

  • Playing with fire

    Playing with fire

    At a time Nigerians thought our university teachers would have been strike-weary, the National Executive Council of their umbrella union, the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), rose from its meeting on Monday, last week, with the bad news that they were rolling over the strike that they commenced on February 14. Thus, we have on our hands university lecturers and a Federal Government that are behaving like the proverbial hunter’s dog that is destined to get lost, and would therefore not heed the hunter’s whistle.

    That the strike has lingered this long is indication that the two ‘elephants’ that are grandstanding on the matter have lost a sense of history. Otherwise, they would have known that there would be consequences for this kind of stalemate, especially where youths are concerned. If both parties must be told in unequivocal terms, we are all sitting on a keg of gunpowder. This is neither a prayer nor a wish. It is the natural sequence of the kind of treatment this country is meting out to its youths. It is sad that people who had it all rosy in their own time; people who went to university virtually for free, enjoyed scholarship awards and bursaries, in some cases simultaneously, are the same people who are now toying with the future of our indigent youths.

    Many of today’s undergraduates only know the meaning of scholarship through the dictionary. Many do not know the colour of bursary. Yet, they cannot be left to, at least enjoy a predictable academic calendar. Four-year academic programmes can last as long as seven years, thus wasting the precious time of these youths who, in any case, are not even assured of good jobs after the long suffering in school.

    It is pertinent to restate that before this latest strike that started in February, university gates had been shut for about nine months, from March to December 2020, due to the same ASUU strike.

    The lecturers said they are unhappy with the state of our universities. They are also displeased with the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS) payment platform of the Federal Government, preferring instead, their own University Transparency and Accountability Solution (UTAS). They also say the government must pay them for the period they have been on strike whereas the government invoked the ‘no pay, no work’ rule.

    True, ASUU’s observation about the state of our universities is unassailable. Many of the public universities, including the ones owned by the Federal Government, are only living on past glory. Facilities, where they are still there at all, are outdated. Not much of research is going on anywhere, etc. Unfortunately, rather than address the inadequacies, the elite prefer to send their children to schools abroad. Many believe, and rightly so, that this is the reason they can hardly be bothered about ASUU strike. As if it is not insensitive enough to keep university students at home perpetually, the elite crown the insensitivity by splashing the pictures of their own children who are graduating from various institutions abroad in the media in the most offensive manner. If the governments of countries where these schools are established abroad care less as our ASUU and the government, would such schools be available for our elite to send their children to and graduate without disruptions to their academic calendars?

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    I find it incomprehensible that we are having another protracted strike in the universities this soon in spite of our experience with the 2020 ASUU strike. Political elites that were taught something and had learnt something during the October 2020 #EndSARS protest would never have allowed a repeat of the idleness that fuelled that experience. What happened then was just that anger against police brutality was the last straw that broke the camel’s back. The underlying factor was the hardship in the country at the time. There were no jobs; no light, no security, no direction, nothing. The country was just like a rudderless ship. Not much has changed since then. As a matter of fact, things are worse today than they were in 2020.

    Students of history would agree with what I have always said; that the possibility of any government surviving such protest twice is remote. Whenever I remember that episode, I shiver. The sea of human heads that looked like flies on television and in the newspapers, breaking into warehouses and other places with the ultimate aim of looting or looking for something to eat! It is baffling that our politicians could have such short memory. This is much more so that some of them caught in the midst of protesters knelt down to beg them, in some cases calling them ‘my children’.

    But we would be deceiving ourselves if we think incessant shutdown of our universities affects all parts of the country equally. I have said it several times when writing about this matter that if any part of the country could pretend not to know that our universities are on long, disruptive strike whenever ASUU strikes, it should not be the south west. Education has been the industry in this part of the country since the Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo opened our eyes to its benefits. Indeed, parents in the region would not mind selling their clothes in order to send their children to school. I usually cite the extracts from the Acknowledgement column in the project of one of my seniors in the university, one Perrow (I have forgotten his real name), who praised his parents “for gladly embracing poverty” to gift him western education. Pray, is poverty pepper soup? So, we can only imagine what such parents went through for their son to be educated. This is not a universal experience in Nigeria.

    So, if anyone should be interested in uninterrupted quality academic sessions in our universities, it is the governors of the south west. If it means establishing their own universities and expanding and funding them properly to groom students for leadership roles, they should do it. Please don’t tell me that we already have these. The fact is;  most of the state government-owned universities in the country are glorified secondary schools. Many were established, not necessarily for quality scholarship but as profit ventures. That is why you see students taking lectures outside far outstripping those in lecture halls. They end up churning out half-baked graduates who cannot stand on their own whenever they are eventually unleashed on the society.

    The most painful part of it is that there is nothing basically wrong with the character of Nigerian students. The problem is their environment. There are testimonies all over the world of Nigerian students excelling in schools abroad. Of course, why won’t they excel? Why would students who left a country without purposeful leadership not excel when they get to sane societies where taps run, there is uninterrupted power supply, where you can reasonably manage your time, whether on the road or wherever!

    One is saying all of these so that those who have ears and use them to hear can hear, and hear good; be they in government or the ivory towers. We see what this country has been facing for over a decade as a result of the deprivation of the children of the poor in the north of education and economic opportunities. We see how, not only the political and religious leadership there, but even the rest of us, can no longer sleep with our two eyes closed just because of this inhuman neglect in the name of culture. Who does not know that culture is dynamic and that any culture that is repugnant to change can only end up being dysfunctional? It is people benefitting from retrogressive cultural practices that would want such culture to exist perpetually, especially in a place where literacy level is low and the capacity of the masses to interrogate such cultural activities is limited.

    One needs to imagine the havoc that people who are well read can wreak if the foot soldiers of terrorists and bandits who are stark illiterates can give the nation the much trouble that we are having. Deprivation is sans borders; it does not know creed or colour. Our elite must be careful never to allow a situation where the deprived in the north and the south, in spite of their obvious differences, would have cause to team up against their perceived oppressors. Many of us may not live to tell the story.

    Let no one go away with the impression that I am anti-ASUU. I have said it several times that in matters like this, my heart would always go with the downtrodden and not the government. In spite of the much touted anti-corruption war of the government, individuals are still able to steal public funds in billions. Whereas government keeps telling you it has no money, about 400,000 barrels of our crude oil is being stolen daily, translating to about $40million loss to the country per day, and government has not been able to catch just one of the big thieves responsible for such hemorrhage. All it keeps telling us is what we know: that highly-placed Nigerians are behind crude theft. Why should such people remain anonymous? And the government says it is fighting corruption?

    Moreover, I would be the last person to advocate, as some people are won’t to do, that academics who are envious of what politicians get (legally and often, illegally) should join politics because it is the country that would be the ultimate loser when we begin to see politics as industry. Industry producing what? Bad governance, by and large? In which other part of the world do we have politicians controlling the levers of public funds the way it is in Nigeria?

    What I am saying is that by the time what is looming in the sky eventually drops, it would respect no one, ASUU inclusive. There will be collateral damages. Many of those caught up in the #EndSARS protests were innocent Nigerians who were only going in search of what to eat.

    The fact is; things did not break down in our universities in one day. It was a gradual process. Perhaps the rot would not have been this endemic if we have had some structure in place to address the general apathy that led to what has now become a malignant tumour on our university campuses, thus making strike a last resort by lecturers.

    But the truth of the matter for now is that the much-touted 2009 agreement government had with ASUU may no longer be feasible in view of current economic realities. This is despite frivolities that politicians have been glamourising, like the N100m for presidential nomination form, etc. But then, ASUU and our universities must gain reasonably from the recent struggles because they must not struggle in vain.

    But the union must be guided by the fact that the rot that accumulated in decades cannot disappear overnight.

  • Media and corporate governance

    Media and corporate governance

    Following the recent announcement of the revocation of the licence of 52 broadcast stations over non-payment of various sums in fees by the Nigeria Broadcasting Commission (NBC), there have been lots of criticism of the decision.

    Some major media groups and Non-Governmental Organizations condemned the decision as harsh, insensitive and ill-timed, especially because of the economic situation in the country that has affected the fortune of the organizations.

    The revocation order has however been suspended according to the NBC following positive responses from the debtor Licensees, including big players in the broadcast industry.

    “The Commission is not unaware of the difficulties this shutdown must have caused the operators and other stakeholders but must state that the Commission will always operate within the National Broadcasting Commission Act, Cap. N11, Laws of the Federation, 2004,” NBC stated.

    Considering the efforts earlier made by the Commission to get the defaulting organizations to pay the outstanding due, dating back to 2015 in some instances, it is understandable while it was left with no option to invoke its powers to revoke their licences.

    Since many other stations had paid up, the Commission could be accused of double standards if it does not compel the others to pay. Arguments that the fees are too much or no need for payment of renewal fees can be canvassed, but while they are yet to be reviewed, the stations are bound to pay. The stations have been aware of the fees and it’s not a case of the commission pulling any surprise on them. The payment of the fees are part of their corporate obligations which they should have priotised.

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    The economic situation in the country is indeed tough for business and no sector has been spared. I agree that the media industry as a whole have been negatively impacted, but that should not be an excuse for defaulting on the payment which is the basis of their continued existence under the law.

    While it is acknowledged that the media is a social service, with the stations performing the crucial roles of informing and educating the citizens, they are also business entities that should be well managed in accordance with corporate governance principles and profitably.

    While the stations as a group can ask for wavers where necessary for importation of some of its equipment or even bail out as some sectors have done, it’s important that they have the moral right to hold the government and others accountable in accordance with their constitutional roles.

    The media cannot justifiably demand for accountability if it defaults on payment of fees, taxes, pensions, salaries and entitlements as it with many organisations in the country.

    More than ever before, media organizations need to be better managed and crucial business decisions made about their operations. Some of the defaulting stations may well be operating beyond their capacity. Must some of them have as many multiple stations as they presently have? If some of the stations are not profitable, they should be shut down and the remaining better equipped to offer better service to earn maximum revenue. There is no point claiming to be a nationwide organization if they don’t have the resources to do so.

    Like many other things in Nigeria, owning a broadcast station is gradually becoming a status symbol. Some people got the licence without understanding what is required to run them.

    While the country needs as many broadcast stations as possible to ensure dissemination of essential information for the citizens, only well managed organisations will serve that purpose.

  • The life and times of Mikhail Gorbachev

    The life and times of Mikhail Gorbachev

    By the time he passed away last Tuesday, Mikhail Gorbachev had become an odd and remote figure of history; a quaint anomaly celebrated and revered abroad but condemned and reviled by the Russian high nobility and commoners alike at home. He is seen as the man who willingly and willfully gave up an empire with nothing to show for it except chaos and global irrelevance.

    In a sense, Gorbachev reminds one of some character straight out of nineteenth century Russian fiction, a heroic interloper full of touching naivety and high minded fecklessness. While Fyodor Dostoevsky, the rebel master of the dark labyrinths of the human soul, would have applauded, Leo Tolstoy, statist builder and heroic protagonist of crystal palaces would, have demurred.

    The case of Gorbachev’s native interlocutors is urgent and pressing, and ought to be heard first. According to them, in 1985 when Gorbachev took over the reins of power in the Soviet Union, the socialist behemoth might have been a lumbering giant with crippling food shortages, acute housing shortfalls, urban destitution and political institutions not fit for modern purpose.

    But whatever the doomsday predictions, it was not about to implode. It was the naïve and mildly sinister Gorbachev who pulled the plug to rowdy western applause. In western political demonology, the Soviet Union was the most potent threat to the west’s hegemonic supremacy and increasingly unilateralist view of the world. Better still if its fall could be engineered from inside by a privileged hatchet man rather than risk a ruinous Third World War.

    If Gorbachev had been the true Russian patriot and nationalist that he claimed to be, all he needed to do was to come up with meaningful reforms aimed at strengthening and shoring up the ailing system, after all western capitalism also suffers periodic ailment and nobody has thought of replacing the entire system with something else.

    The Soviet Politburo ought to have emulated the wise and inscrutable Chinese who when confronted by the appalling political mess left behind by Mao’s weird experimentations simply drew on their inner reserves of resilience and creative nous. When Tiananmen Square threatened to up-end the communist empire, the Chinese leadership did the needful facing down hostile propaganda and the hectic heckling from the western hemisphere.

    As a result, China has since moved on from strength to strength up to the point where economically at least, it has become the single most potent threat to western hegemony. Russia, on the other hand, has become a poor shadow of its former powerful self, with a former satellite like Ukraine cocking a military snook at it while it is unable to prevail after a six-month stalemated invasion.

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    Had the old Soviet Empire not collapsed, the Ukrainians would not have had the temerity to declare independence or reassert their sovereignty. If they did, the mighty soviet military machine would have crushed the uprising in a matter of days. Now, Russia stands so badly diminished and humiliated to a point where unkind western commentators dismiss it as little better than a Third World thug, a Burkina Faso with a nuclear weapon.

    On the other side of the spectrum are those who hail the late former Russian leader as reforming avatar, the most consequential Russian leader since Stalin, a visionary global statesman who saved the world from Russia and Russia from itself.

    By the time Gorbachev came on board, the Soviet Union had reached a catastrophic dead end; a terrifying cul-de-sac from which there was no escape with Russia a danger to itself and to the world at large. A near-certain defeat and the consequent humiliating retreat from Kabul showcased to the world the extent of the military decline of the unraveling superpower.

    Mikhail Gorbachev was essentially a titanic force for good and for the betterment of humankind. Only a man of immense self-assurance, stupendous moral authority and prodigious emotional intelligence could have faced down the appalling human suffering, the collective heroism, the unrivalled valour of the average Russian soldier and the collateral damage to constituting nationalities held hostage by the soviet union and say enough was enough.

    Gorbachev is universally hailed for ending the cold war, for the dramatic reunification of Germany without a shot being fired, for détente between his country and western powers, particularly America and for making the world a safer place. Among denizens of the former Soviet Union, Gorbachev is also widely lionized for allowing the behemoth to peacefully disintegrate without any military confrontation.

    The irony of these stellar achievements was that they opened the door to renewed western hegemony and American unilateralism in global affairs. They also led to Gorbachev’s country holding the short end of the stick. Vladimir Putin, echoing the sentiments of many of his embittered and resentful compatriots, has described the collapse of the former soviet empire as the greatest geopolitical catastrophe to have befallen Russia in its modern history.

    But no person can be held eternally liable for fundamental and well-meaning reforms gone awry. Despite his deep-seated animus against the system, it could not have been Gorbachev’s intention to upend the entire order. He was too noble and decent a man for that kind of political chicanery.

    On the strength of discriminated evidence, it looks more like a collision of Utopianist altars; a clash of competing and countervailing visions of the society with neither able to prevail because they were a flight of ideological fancies not rooted in the realities of the Russian condition in the first instance.

    Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev was born in 1931 during the rule of Josef Stalin to communist parents who became stars of the Soviet collectivization programme. His father was an awardee of the prestigious Order of Lenin for harvesting over 800,000kg of grain in 1948. A gifted student, it was on the basis of this that the young Mikhail was admitted to Moscow State University to read law.

    But as he rose through the ranks of the communist system, what preyed on Gorbachev’s mind was not the thought of parents who had managed to survive and even thrive in the Stalinist system but of his grandparents on both sides who ran afoul of the brutal system. They were sent to gulag never to be seen again.

    On the rare occasion when he betrayed his inner emotion, Gorbachev was uncharacteristically vehement in his denunciation of Stalin’s “enormous and unforgivable crimes against the Russian people”. This was in 1987 barely two years after he assumed the leadership of the Soviet Empire. Unknown to the Soviet Nomenklatura, nemesis was at hand in the guise of the man with the red birth splotches on his forehead.

    Beyond superficial fidelity to the founding fathers of the Russian Revolution, Gorbachev’s intellectual and moral roots hark back to the tradition of nineteenth century liberal Russian thinkers and philosophers who believed that with enough enlightenment and civic education, a modern, humane and democratic nation could be forged out of the sclerotic hulk that was the ancient Russian Empire.

    On the other hand the fathers of Russian Revolution, in their Utopian fantasies, fervently believed that a new Man could be forcibly created out of a backward, feudal country steeped in tsarist despotism with all its attendant brutalities and dehumanization. To this end, no rod must be spared and no unspeakable cruelty too severe in the effort to create the new Soviet man. The ruins of both utopian fallacies lie buried in the frozen Ukrainian steppes and the grim realities of Putin’s post-Soviet Russia.

    The ancient Russian Empire struck back. Neither new Soviet Man nor true democracy is evident in Putin’s new Russia. What subsists is a resurgent Slavic and autocratic hyper-nationalism trying to claw back some of the territorial losses of old empire as seen in the messy entanglement in Ukraine.

    Three decades after glasnost and perestroika, Russia has emerged once again as the most potent military threat to American global domination. But this time around, rather than a clash of ideologies, it is a clash of tribalism with America itself in danger of mutating into a tribal and lawless fiefdom under a new Taoiseach of the ultra-right itching desperately for a return match.

    Old-fashioned ideologists may miss the old world based on clear cut ideological rivalry among the superpowers, particularly Soviet nobility in helping out weaker nations and its military derring-do at the behest of ideological brotherhood in Angola and elsewhere. But then, Angola has since transited into an embattled rentier state while in Nicaragua Daniel Ortega has transformed into a jowly corrupt tyrant. History does move indeed, but in totally inscrutable and profoundly ironic manner.

    As for Mikhail Gorbachev, nothing can take away his extraordinary humanity, his civility, his visionary vigour, his unusual intelligence and the superhuman bravery with which he faced the end as the historic odds mounted against his reforms. May his noble soul rest in peace.