Category: Sunday

  • Encounters with Professor Adeniran Adeboye

    Encounters with Professor Adeniran Adeboye

    He was a childhood hero of this columnist; a figure of legendary brilliance whose capacity for crunching figures and abstruse mathematical formulations was adjudged as being second only to Omololu Olunloyo, an adopted local luminary who had briefly attended the iconic St Paul’s Primary School in the junction town.

    It was said that together with his best friend, Dapo Akinrefon who was later to die in a car crash on the notorious Ife-Ibadan road, the duo of Olunloyo and Akinrefon permanently locked up the first and second positions in their class with nobody approaching their stratospheric heights. Dr Akinrefon was returning home after a glorious academic career abroad when the car somersaulted.

    Arguably because he was closer to one in age bracket than both Olunloyo and Akinrefon, it was the legend of Adeboye that held enduring fascination for yours sincerely. As a star-struck youth, one fleetingly recalls Adeboye waltzing away at a local ball in the old Customary Court which doubled as the Town Hall.

    The once shoeless local hero, now a proud student of the prestigious Government College, Ibadan, was nattily turned out with a neatly folded jacket clasped in his left arm in the manner of a dandy of the early sixties. It was later on that one’s older brother explained that what was hanging from the great man’s left arm was in fact not a coat but his mother’s native shawl which he was carrying in lieu. Such brilliant, in your face effrontery! As they say in local parlance, it remains to be seen who is foolhardy enough to ask a female apparition why she was piggybacking her infant upside down.

    One had been on the trail of the schoolboy prodigy ever since. Occasionally, reports wafted in of the academic laurels he was accumulating in faraway America. The quarry remained as elusive as ever. But several decades later in 2011 at a conference organized by the Oodua Foundation in faraway Philadelphia to examine the Yoruba conundrum in the postcolonial hell that Nigeria is turning into one ran into Professor Adeboye who was one of the moving spirits behind the gathering.

    In the intervening decades, the Gbongan homeboy had transformed into an academic star in America, becoming a distinguished professor of Mathematics at Howard University. Not only that, he was also the proud father of a budding professor of Mathematics. But in a fifty three year sojourn in America, Adeboye has never lost his passion for Nigeria and his umbilical attachment to all things Yoruba.

    That morning in Philadelphia, one had been attracted by a booming voice in the Coffee Room with the unmistakable inflection of the Gbonganian dialect, a variant of Oyo with the influence of Ife and old Owu sub-cultures. Lo! It was the elusive professor resplendently turned out in Gbariye traditional costume with beads and abeti-aja cap to match. He was like a figure torn out of the pages of history. Even in America, the man looked like an ancient Yoruba savant presiding over a conclave of elders.

    In the event, it proved impossible to have a private moment with the famed professor. But there was a moment of outstanding hilarity when he called out one to remind the columnist that at the turn of the fifties, his own father, a noted chief and political practitioner, with the columnist’s father together with a man called Sansi Jo’ewe (Sanusi Ijoewe) were all arraigned on trumped up charges. Their real offence was that they were ardent supports of Zik. One can still recall how the professor almost brought the table down as he kicked the air in a show of mirth.

    Our next encounter didn’t yield much fruit either. This was several years after at the wedding of Chief Ajibola Ogunsola’s son in Atlanta. This time around, our man turned up with his spouse, a completely acculturated Black America who had taken to Yoruba habits without having lived in Nigeria. The couple looked quite regal in their richly textured adire dress. This time around, the professor’s time was completely taken up by a classmate he would be seeing for the first time since they left secondary school almost sixty years earlier.

    Professor Adeniran Adeboye’s story is rich in inspiration for younger Nigerians demanding for a place to stand in the sun. It is a heroic saga of indomitable will and an inextinguishable thirst for knowledge and self-empowerment, a remarkable trope for the possibility of redemption in even the most adversarial and unoptimistic of circumstances.

    So, when the opportunity for a transatlantic conversation presented itself last week, yours sincerely snapped it up with both hands. Professor had called to find out how one was coping amidst the turmoil and turbulence as the remaining scaffolding of the postcolonial state in Nigeria appears to succumb to unremitting adversity.

    After the inevitable lamentation about the plight of the nation, the columnist wasted no time in opening up proceedings. The myth-encrusted story in town was that after struggling to finish Primary School and with no possibility of parental support to further his education, Sunday, as he was popularly known in town, took to full time bread selling, a trade he had picked up to augment his lean resources while in school.

    It was not a bad trade since the main arterial route that linked the old west to the east passed through the ancient town. This was the situation until fate came calling in the guise of a British gentleman called Reverend Bullock who pulled over his car to buy bread.

    The white man was said to have been completely bowled over by the wonder bread seller who spoke excellent English. One thing led to the other and the youth was encouraged to sit for the entrance examination of Government College which he was to pass in flying colours. Reverend Bullock happened to have been the principal.

    When Adeboye was asked about this, he responded with much solemnity. “Let me place this on record. It was your father who made it possible for me to attend Government College. My father had gone to him with the admission letter and a bill of twenty pounds for the first term. After reading the letter, your father asked him whether he knew that his son had achieved the impossible feat of gaining entrance to the same school attended by Adelabu, their political idol and leader of their party. Baba, we must find the money wherever it is”.

    According to the professor, his father responded with spontaneous gaiety and much celebration. He had gone home to raise hell telling his mother that the boy was going to Adelabu’s former school and the money must be found by all means. It was the equivalent of a declaration of national emergency.

    Luckily, the enterprising bread seller had already saved enough money from his profitable venture. But an attempt to invest his earnings in a cocoa buying venture with some relations ended in a fiscal fiasco. The money disappeared.

    Thereafter began the arduous slog of adding up fresh earnings, selling all the sellables in the household and pawning all the pawnables. By the end of the year, the figures had added up and in January, 1958 Adeboye headed for Ibadan as a fresh intake of the famous and prestigious Government College.

    “Let me tell you”, Adeboye began on a joyous note. “It was a history-making event. That year, three boys from the town gained admission to Government College. Kola Akinbami ,Dele Ajayi and myself and it was reported in the Daily Times”. But despite all the hoopla and congratulations, the actual reality on ground kept jolting the young Adeboye. He knew it was not yet uhuru.

    Somehow he was aware that the feat of money gathering that got him into Government College could not be repeated, more so since he had been forced to abandon his lucrative bread selling business. After the first term, Adeboye packed all his stuff convinced that he was destined to be remembered as the fellow who spent one term in Adelabu’s alma mater.

    But here fate intervened again. Having been forced back to school by his adamant father who ordered him to go and slog it out until he fell fighting, the future professor went back without his fees. He stalled and stonewalled for six weeks before he was expelled from class like other defaulters and restricted to the dormitory.

    Thereafter, Adeboye resorted to borrowing class notes from his more fortunate colleagues and cramming them. He was only allowed to sit for the end of term examination because his father mysteriously materialized in Ibadan with the requisite fees a week to go. Astonishingly enough, the young man came top of the class and was promptly awarded a scholarship. Thereafter, it was smooth sailing all the way and on to the nation’s premier university where he took a degree in Mathematics in flying colours in 1967.

    The homeboy had made good. But even here, there was going to be a snag. The UI authorities threatened to withhold his result unless he came up with the outstanding balance of ten pounds he was owing the university. It was the then Dr Rufus Adegboye, aka Baale, who came to his rescue. Before then, he had been told that the late Justice Bolarinwa Babalakin wanted to see him urgently.

    Upon getting to the Ago Taylor residence of the late jurist, he was offered another ten pounds which he declined on the ground that he had already paid his fees. But the fiery, no-nonsense mother of the jurist who was staying with him would have none of that nonsense. “Oko mi, gba lowo e. Owo e ni. Kii poju”. (My husband, take it from him. It is your money. It is never too much), the old princess from the Ogunsua royal family ordered her justice son to release the money.

    So it was that the former impecunious boy in straitened circumstances ended up a graduate student with surplus funds. For the next two years before he left for America in search of greener pasture, Adeboye traversed almost the entire gamut of the graduate work force, starting out as a graduate teacher on sixty pounds per month, switching to old ECN which offered sixty two pounds and ten shillings, then to WAEC which slightly raised the ante and finally to Unilag as a junior lecturer where he was offered a whopping eighty four pounds and ten shillings as entry level salary.

    Not even army officers, or judges or civil servants were paid that much then. But it was linked to productivity and originality of research. This point must be emphasized in the face of the current paradoxical plight of ASUU. At this point, the transatlantic exchange with the professor succumbed to an irreversible transmission failure.

    When the conversation resumed the following day, it was a more sombre Professor Adeniran Adeboye lamenting dire circumstances of the nation and how Nigerians have ruined Nigeria. What irked the professor so grievously? Apparently in a Diaspora Forum he belonged to, an irate compatriot had posted some unpalatable diatribe asking for military intervention rather than allow either of the presidential candidates of the PDP or APC to take over the country.

    “Do you remember in 1956 how my father’s house was sacked and how many people were killed by Action Group stalwarts in front of your father’s house, all because of Zik?” he demanded.

    “Yes, even though a youth then I remember very well. Four people died in front of our house. When the thugs came back in the dead of the night, my father ordered a general evacuation of the house. I still remember him in purple shirt and trousers clutching his double-barrel gun as we left. His mother, my paternal grandmother, vowed that night that she will not live to bury her only son. She died about two weeks later in August 1956”, yours sincerely responded.

    “Now, see the mess they have made of the country, despite the huge sacrifices. I am afraid I can no longer be part of such a country!” the professor sighed and the line went off again. This time around, one did not have the courage or the spirit to resume the conversation. It has been an engrossing excursion into history with the distinguished professor of Mathematics.

  • Terrorism: Not enemy media

    Terrorism: Not enemy media

    While watching Information Minister, Alhaji Lai Mohammed responding to the documentary by the BBC Africa and Daily Trust TV on terrorism in the country, I could feel his worries and pain, though he tried hard to put up a bold face with the threat to sanction the two media organisation.

    I’m not sure what he meant that the stations will not get away with what they did by showing the faces of terrorists as if they were Nollywood stars, but I have an idea that it may be the usual illegal clampdown as usual which will attract lots of condemnation.

    As the minister rightly said, publicity is indeed the oxygen terrorists need to intensify their nefarious activities. The more visibility they get for their endless killings, kidnappings, attacks and threats, the more emboldened they are.

    It’s not for nothing that they churn out videos and voice messages to give a peep into their camps where they are holding innocent persons to make them appeal to their families and the authorities to pay a ransom, they need to reinforce the impression about how supposedly deadly they are.

    They need to appear as vicious as possible and brag about what they have done and are capable of doing even when they don’t have the capacity to do some of the things they are credited for.

    Unfortunately, the media is caught in the dilemma of broadcasting the terrorists’ images to indicate the true state of the terrorism in the country and being retrained as Mohammed and many others want them to.

    If the minister has his way, the media should give the terrorist atrocities a blackout. He and other governments’ spokesmen would rather the media report the claim that the terrorists have been decimated and are on the run. Available evidence however does not suggest that the government is on top of the issue as it claims.

    Every day we see evidence that the terrorists are getting bolder and can carry out their threats including abducting the President and Kaduna State Governor which. If they could storm the supposedly fortified Kuje prison in Abuja and kill some members of the Presidential elite guards, there is a need cause for everyone to be alarmed about the looming danger.

    How can many of the passengers on the Abuja/Kaduna train attacked by terrorists months ago still remain in detention and some family members and associates are being forced to pay millions of naira to secure the release of their loved ones despite the security meetings held by President Mohammed Buhari on the matter?

    The attack and many others should not have happened in the first place if the government is to be believed that our security forces have what it takes to cut the terrorists to size. Not even the President’s home town, Funtua and state have been spared in the rounds of killings across the country.

    I share the minister’s concern about the possible glorification of the crime committed by the terrorists with the documentary and interviews, but this is definitely not what the media organisations set out to do and it may not be right to accuse them of such.

    As much as the media need to provide insightful reports on major issues like terrorism, it is necessary that media organisations in accordance with the ethics of the profession “not present or report acts of violence, armed robberies, terrorist activities or vulgar display of wealth in a manner that glorifies such acts in the eyes of the public.”

    Instead of fishing for how to sanction BBC Africa and Daily Trust, the federal government should find useful insights in the reports that can help in its efforts to curb terrorism in the country. The media organisations should not be seen as “enemies”, but as partners in the anti-terrorism battle.

  • BATTLE OF THE SEXES (Part 1)

    (for Stephen Arnold in whose Alberta (Canada) home and with whose timeless inspiration this poem was composed in the early hours of November 18, 1988)

     

    Once upon a long and crazy time

    In a town of tall tales and short tempers

    A quarrel there was that split

    The people into two aggressive camps

    A needless quarrel between

    The Pestle and the Mortar

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

    With thunderous drumming and vigorous dancing

    That hailed closer home the harvest season

     

    Time to swing and sway like the lucky ones

    That care forgot, and drink to the dregs

    The wine which came straight down

    From pampered palm trees whose leaves

    Rocked to the gleeful wind

     

    A feast loomed delicious behind the moon

     

    The mountain heard and told the river

    The swallow heard and told the sparrow

    The forest knew no sweeter tale

    To share among the trees. The mantis

    Rubbed both hands in prayerful intent

     

    The season called cassava

    Cassava was far too deep in fermented slumber

    The season called the guinea corn

    The guinea corn’s head was a run of red riot

    The season stretched out its hand to corn

    Corn swatted all attention with its browning tassel

    Who then was left in the roll of honour if not Yam

     

    Aaah, Yam

    Eleyin tu tu tu

    Ebora abe ewe

    Anjonu inu ebe

    Aramonda, oyin l’ona ofun*

     

    ——

    Delicious like an egg

    The godlet beneath the leaves

    Spirit inside the mound

    Wonder of wonders, honey along the gullet

     

    (To be continued…..)

  • Things to know for fun-filled s3x

    Things to know for fun-filled s3x

    I came across this well-written and hugely beneficial article and I felt that I should make it available to my readers. It is an excerpt from a book, The Five S3x Needs of Men and Women, by Gary and Barbara Rosberg. Excerpts.

    Can you believe that a couple can achieve 100% of s3xual satisfaction if they so wish? During an interview with Christian s3x therapists, Clifford and Joyce Penner, e-Harmony founder Neil Clark Warren asked, “What percentage of couples can attain a mutually satisfying s3xual relationship?” The Penners respond, “Attaining a high level of s3xual satisfaction with each other.”

    Couples often ask us how they can keep the excitement in s3x. Our answer: Stay connected. Being connected body-to-body and heart-to-heart is what makes s3x fulfilling and fun. Here are 13 ways you and your spouse can have more passion.

     

    1. Kiss intensely and passionately

    Do you remember the kind of kissing you did when you first fell in love? Do you still kiss that deeply and passionately? Rediscover passionate kissing. Take your time. Enjoy the touch and taste of each other’s lips. The burning sensation is terrific.

     

    1. Laze around in the afterglow

    Delight in the closeness you feel after having s3x. Stay in each other’s arms. Tell your spouse how good it felt and how much you love him or her. This is one of the most intimate as a couple.

     

    1. Become a scholar of your partner’s s3xual zones

    Seven erogenous zones have become a hot cake. They are the nipples of both spouses, the breast of your spouse, the earlobes of both spouses, the groin of both spouses, the penis and scrotum of the man, the vulva of the woman, the clitoris of the woman, the not-open-to-discussion ‘G spot’ of the woman. Even if no other places responded to your touches, these once are ever-ready-to-stimulation-sure-spots. A woman has more erogenous zones than just her breasts and vagina. Explore with her, and discover where she is most responsive. Kiss, stroke, or caress each body part. Ask: “How does this feel? Does it make you tingle? What would make you feel even ‘tinglier’ – if I caressed less or more?” Remember that although it is good to work toward a climax, the journey is pretty unbelievable too, and highly rewarding.

     

    1. Appreciate a wife’s definition of satisfaction

    “ don’t get it,” a husband told me at a restaurant. “ I do everything I can think of in bed, but my wife doesn’t usually have an orgasm.”

    “Does that bother your wife I asked?”

    “No. She seems content. I don’t get that either.”

    “That’s because many women are still satisfied with s3x, even when they don’t have an orgasm.”

    This husband stared blankly at me. “Huh?”

    Husbands, if you want to satisfy your wife, shift your definition of satisfaction. Of course, wives love to climax (who does not?), but they can enjoy the lovemaking experience even when they do not reach that place.

    Many women enjoy the sensuality of cuddling, kissing, and touching every bit as much as they enjoy the thrill of a climax. Women’s s3xual pleasure occurs on many levels other than simply orgasm.

     

    1. Know, admit, and value s3xual peaks

    Most men reach their s3xual peak in their late teens or early twenties. Most women reach theirs a decade or more later. Often when a woman is in her thirties and forties her s3xual desire becomes stronger, sometimes insatiable. Moreover, as a man ages, his emotional side increases. Through each stage, couples grow and learn more about each other and become more patient and sensitive to each other’s needs. This is God’s blessing to us because it allows a couple’s s3x life greater longevity and duration.

     

    1. Recognize the different kinds of s3x

    So often, couples feel the pressure to have “perfect” s3x – complete with earthquakes, fireworks, and multiple orgasms. It is not every time you have s3x that there will be a “bell ringer”; and that is okay because you are both connecting. Sometimes s3x will be a quickie to meet the need of the moment. Sometimes it could be functional s3x or just s3x. Sometimes, when you are not in the mood, you could have it simply because your spouse needs you at that moment. Sometimes it may be comfort s3x; when life has brought devastation, the only comfort and security you find are in the arms of your spouse as a lover. You will be ahead when you understand that the different kinds of s3x point to the ultimate reason for s3x: the relationship. The goal is not whether you end with a climax. The goal is that you are connected as a couple.

     

    1. Just make passionate s3x the main kind

    Do not rush. In a s3x survey we conducted recently, we asked women what they hated about s3x. Rushed s3x ranked number five. When you have a solid foundation and have spent years growing together and discovering more s3xual tips, then you would want to have a lot of variety. Nevertheless, a woman who is repeatedly unsatisfied, who senses that her husband’s pleasure always comes before hers, can feel used and empty. She wants to experience the whole spectrum of s3x – the physical, emotional, spiritual, and relational. This is not to say rushed or quickie s3x is wrong. Still, s3x should not be rushed all the time. That would be like eating nothing but fast food. Going through the local fast food drive–through for a chili dog and onion rings every occasionally is not a problem, but your health would suffer if you did it at every meal. Make your goal pleasurable s3x that satisfies both of you.

     

    1. Communicate what type of s3x you need

    If you think you are going to have a quickie and your spouse is expecting a long, passionate encounter, both of you will probably end up frustrated. Clarify your expectations. Women need to prepare mentally for s3x. If a wife knows she is headed for quickie s3x, she can mentally prepare for that, including the realization that she may not climax. Most of the time the woman will still enjoy s3x, even if she does not have the same outcome as her husband.

     

    1. Become skilled at your spouse’s s3xual triggers

    We often joke about his-and-hers triggers. Usually, we say that men have one s3xual trigger: everything. Women are a bit more complex. Though, seriously, because men are more visually stimulated, a man can become aroused by seeing his wife naked, undressing, or wearing something provocative. Typically, women are not that way. Therefore, a husband needs to discover what his wife’s s3xual triggers are.

    A wife may be a “touch me” girl: she likes hugs and caresses. She may be a “tell me” girl: she likes affirmation and verbal foreplay. She may be a “listen to me and share with me” girl: she opens up after connecting with her husband through conversation. She may be a “doing” girl: she appreciates it when he picks up messes and helps with housework. She may be a “spiritual food” girl: she becomes open to s3x after connecting with him through prayer, reading Scripture, and discussing spiritual matters.

     

    1. Practice the fine art of admiration

    There is a part of each of us that likes it when our mate is happy with our performance, insight, or advice. We long to hear, “You did a good job,” or “You’ve worked so hard this week; I want to take you out for dinner so you don’t have to cook.” Sincere verbal appreciation motivates us. Overwhelm your spouse with appreciation, and watch s3xual desire increase.

     

    1. Make each other a priority

    Multitudes of s3x therapists and marriage counselors name fatigue as the number one enemy of s3xual intimacy. When couples are worn out, s3x is one of the first things to go. If s3x enters our minds – even fleetingly – we think, “I’d really like to have s3x, but when I do have the time and the energy?”

    We can push s3x to the side and claim it is “just for a season.” Yet, pretty soon, that season turns into a pattern. That is when it becomes ingrained in the heart and we become blind to what we are doing. Of all s3xual issues, exhaustion is the one over which we have the most control. How you may ask? By reprioritizing, working less, saying no to outside activities that do not further the marriage, or asking for help. Carve out time each week just to relax and have fun with each other.

    Grab your calendars, sit down with your spouse, and talk through your schedules. Ask each other the questions: What is an absolute priority? What feels like an absolute priority but really isn’t? What can we get rid of, at least for now? What is the best day to set aside as a time for just the two of us to have s3x, to have fun, and enjoy each other? Get yourselves back to remembering, oh yeah! This is really fun!

     

    1. Say “Why not?”

    Give yourself permission to enjoy s3x. Be open to pleasing your lover. Take on a “Why not?” attitude.

     

    1. Keep practicing enthusiastically!

    S3x stirs the craving for more s3x. Lovemaking elevates the brain chemicals associated with desire. Therefore, as we decide to have s3x and find we enjoy our time of lovemaking, our libidos increase, often leading to an increased yearning to have s3x more often. What could be more fun and exciting than that?

     

    Question

    I have had gas and bloating for almost 3 weeks now. Seems no matter what I eat I get gas and a gurgling stomach, I have taken so many medications. This is more alarming each time I am making love with my spouse.

     

    Answer

    Excess gas problems in spite of taking all these medications can be caused by any of the following factors.

    Stomach flu or viral infection is the most common cause if this is related to the viral infection; you should see gradual improvement over the next 2 weeks.  Another possibility can be lactose intolerance. This can be checked by eliminating the dairy products and seeing if that improves your symptoms. The next possibility can be a gallbladder problem –which can present like gas symptoms without any stomach pain sometimes. An ultrasound and liver function test will help to diagnose this. Please watch your diet.

    Your diet should contain a moderate amount of dietary fibers.

    Initially, you should cook your vegetables well to make the fibers soluble for easy digestion.  Avoid meat, fish, chicken, eggs as much as possible.

    You can have plant proteins, avoid nuts, beans, and also avoid sweets, cake, and caffeine as they worsen bloating symptoms.

  • The hour is nigh as dusk descends

    The hour is nigh as dusk descends

    Somehow, the feeling that it is approaching some end-time is irresistible these days. A fin de siècle is in the air. It is the last sigh of the marabou. You sometimes wake up in panic and then you wonder why you are panicking.

    You know something will definitely go wrong. But you don’t know what or when. There is an apocalyptic foreboding abroad. To add to the surreal absurdist turn of events, it has been given out that the master of the house has taken to lecturing on security abroad while security at home has given up the ghost. This is the ultimate severance of sense from emotive sensors.

    To add to the sense of eerie drama, you sometimes find yourself in the thick of a crowd running helter-skelter without really knowing what is pursuing them and to where. On an early morning stroll a few days earlier, yours sincerely suddenly found himself amidst a disorderly group of commuters, screaming and jumping about. In fright and panic, one was forced to join them.

    “So why are you running?”, snooper asked the fellow in front of him, a stout youth with agrarian features.

    “And why are you running, too?” the youth demanded without looking at his interlocutor.

    “They say Boko Haram is here!” yours sincerely noted rather helplessly.

    “Ah, Boko Haram is everywhere”, a voice boomed as if it was a supersonic loudspeaker.

    “So, why are you asking me nonsense question? Run your own and I run my own”, the youth snapped’ startling one out of his wits.

    “It appears rudeness has also become part of the national culture”, a humiliated snooper observed with a superior grimace. Meanwhile, the crowd appeared to have had a sudden change of mind and direction and was now running towards one.

    There was something eerily discomfiting about a crowd you have been running with now suddenly running at you. One of them, a bearish-looking man with the features of a crazed cyclop, took a sudden lunge at one. This had the effect of jolting one back to reality. Nightmare stalks everywhere and night itself is pregnant mare.

  • The Happiest People on Earth  (Part 4)

    The Happiest People on Earth (Part 4)

    Dapchi-happy

    Laughing all the way from Chibok

    Happy, happy massacres in

    In crowded churches and holy grounds

     

    Happy for robbers who strike at night

    And bandits who defile our noon

    Happy at our army’s patriotic absence

    And the police who abandon their posts

     

    Happy about the nation’s falling house

    Its  quicksand foundation

    Its shifty floor and cracking walls

    Its termite-ridden roof and dreadful aspects

     

    Happy about the lies

    Which become our truth

    Happy about the myth

    That supplants our mirror

     

    Happy about rulers

    Incapable of thinking

    Happy about the ruled

    Who prefer them so

     

    “Big-for-Nothing-Country”:

    That is what we are sometimes called

    But who does not know

    We are the happiest people on earth?

  • The Osun debacle

    The Osun debacle

    In November, when Ademola Adeleke is sworn in as the governor, having bested Gboyega Oyetola with a margin in excess of 28,000 votes, Osun State will become a regency. The state’s angry and adventurous voters want it that way. They don’t give a damn how qualified, intelligent, even-tempered and deep Mr Oyetola is. All they care about is that for reasons no educated person can fathom, they prefer Senator Adeleke, aka the dancing senator. Mr. Oyetola is not a typical politician: frivolous, falsely engaging, deceptively friendly, and pedestrian. He is an administrator, a workaholic and a meticulous manager of public finance. Such studiousness and fastidiousness infuriate the people of Osun. When Sen. Adeleke mounts the throne, he will be an intellectual and administrative minor, requiring the services of a regent. One of his brothers or sisters will fill the gap. After all, the Adelekes are an illustrious family who can produce regents at the drop of a hat.

    Mr. Oyetola has been scalped. If he reflects over his loss, he will find a thing or two he could have done differently to make that fate evitable. He didn’t need to lose. But he lost. It is partly because Osun State is a specialist in cutting its nose to spite its face. Former governor Bisi Akande did well, extremely well, by the state when he governed between 1999 and 2003. But he was also atypical, ramrod straight ethically, couldn’t give a damn what you thought, and would as soon follow the rules of governance as cock a snook at your wishes and peccadilloes. Unused to such suffocating order and financial finicalness, Osun rolled out their votes and threw their administrator under the bus. Thereupon the state proceeded to labour under the bureaucratic delusions of ex-governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola, whom some have described as a do-nothing governor, perambulated through eight years of the romantic socialist wannabe, Rauf Aregbesola, and were dragged screaming and kicking under the Byzantine leadership of Mr. Oyetola. Four years of the latter was all they could take. Incensed and humiliated, Mr. Oyetola now wishes to litigate his loss; but it won’t profit him anything. The election was free and fair. Of course Sen. Adeleke did not win the poll; Mr. Oyetola lost it, and he lost it by years of disengaging the snouts of the state’s cognoscenti from Osun’s feeding trough and treasury, and also by many more years of not ‘financially empowering’ those desperate for inducements, some of whom are his aides and cabinet members. He was too straitlaced to rule a state with a murderous predilection for destroying their saints, a people so regicidal that they pride themselves in electoral bloodletting.

    Osun is of course not alone in cutting noses to spite faces. Edo State, drunk on catchphrases like ‘Edo no be Lagos’ also disgracefully mined twisted public sentiments to install Governor Godwin Obaseki for a second term, though his first term was mediocre in the extreme. But fancying themselves as warriors against what Nigerians call ‘godfatherism’, a reference to how they disemboweled both former governor Adams Oshiomhole and the APC national leader, Bola Ahmed TInubu, who had paid avuncular attention to happenings in the state, Edo rolled out their votes and hammered out victory for the incumbent with the help of scheming and unethical APC governors and leaders. Mr. Obaseki’s second term has proved more disastrous than his first term. Nothing will redeem his second term; just like nothing will redeem Sen Adeleke’s governorship, should Osun be tired of drinking electoral blood as to give their incoming governor a second term.

    Many other factors have been adduced for the defeat of the APC in the Osun poll. They are wishy-washy. One of the factors is the putative spoiler role played by the rebellious Mr. Aregbesola, former governor and ineffective Interior minister under whom the prisons have done nothing significant but changed name. He had fallen out with Mr. Oyetola shortly after the latter became governor, and soon that estrangement rose in scope to envelope Asiwaju Tinubu, his mentor, whom he scalded for disallowing him from being Osun’s godfather. Mr. Aregbesola accused Asiwaju Tinbu of orchestrating the collapse of the state’s governorship rotation formula, a collapse he claimed unduly benefited Mr. Oyetola. Then he accused the outgoing governor of muscling out his faction within the ruling party. He was, however, silent on the fact that his tenure was disastrous, in fact catastrophic, as he upended and uprooted cultures, traditions, icons, and enthroned half-baked socialist ideas on a state that is decidedly capitalist or bucolic and conservative. Mr. Oyetola spent precious years and debt repayment trying to sanitise the financial, administrative and political mess created by his predecessor.

    Whether Mr. Aregbesola and his APC faction like it or not, they will be strangers to the commonwealth the rival Adeleke family will be creating in Osun State. His best bet was to stomach the indignities he claimed Mr. Oyetola heaped on him, because at least, the APC would remain in office. Sooner or later, time would heal the divisions in the party, and perhaps reintegrate him and his men. Now, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will be in office for the next four years. They will not recognise him in the way he yearns, for they will recall how he bastardised the state, scattered the holiday regime of Osun, and ingeniously introduced sectarianism into one of the most secular of states in the Southwest. In fact, the ultimate repudiation of his administration is the victory of a Christian-Christian ticket at a time when the twisted logic of many critics who abjure Muslim-Muslim ticket nationally is running rampant. Mr. Aregbesola added nothing to the victory of the PDP in the state, despite the duplicitous claims by some of his aides that he did. Indeed, Mr. Oyetola did not lose because of the divisions within the APC. Had he outbid PDP pursers before and during voting, and allowed his men to help themselves a little to state funds, and had he also scrupulously serviced the state’s leading lights, he would have won. The margin of loss was not insurmountable.

    Should the APC win the presidency, Osun will find itself outside looking in. But few in Osun seemed to care when they flung the genial Mr. Oyetola out of the window. Instead, the PDP in Osun, nationally and in Lagos, are beginning to tantalise themselves with the prospect of causing a major upset in the coming polls. Well, firstly, Osun went into the election with a Christian-Christian ticket, seemingly disproving the belief that a Muslim-Muslim ticket would not fly. Secondly, it is true that the Igbo vote in Osun, rather than be cast for the Labour Party whose rave, Peter Obi, had tried to galvanise voters with his newfound social media popularity, and probably voted for Mr. Adeleke whose mother was Igbo. Could Lagos replicate that political behavior in the next poll by getting the Igbo to vote PDP or Labour, especially in the legislative poll? It remains to be seen just how iconoclastic Nigerian voters have become on account of the improvement in making votes count.

    But don’t count on Osun keeping the Adelekes beyond four years. Osun voters are too fickle to stay the course, especially when that course becomes arduous and trying. They have got their wish today, and are reveling in the power and freedom their ability to enthrone and dethrone ‘kings’ at will has given them. The economy is in a tailspin already, and they need the steadying and futuristic financial engineering which Mr. Oyetola offered them. But not been pampered by the rustic trappings which that engineering needed, the outgoing governor’s methods offended them. States are about to enter a very trying time in their finances, and Osun now has the distinguished honour, regent or no regent, of having a dancer and bohemian at the helm. Steering the laden and creaky Osun ship between Scylla and Charybdis without the financial rudder and captainship Mr Oyetola came into office with will tax the untried intellect and untested resolve of Sen Adeleke and his regents beyond measure. Freedom, like nobility, imposes obligations; if Osun has not learnt the rudiments of fasting, now is the time to take crash lessons. But from the way they cavalierly discharged their voting responsibility last week, there is no proof that they are capable of the reflection required to save themselves and generations unborn from hardship and embarrassment.

     

    2023: Buhari leaves some things undone

    DESPITE poor ratings, mostly fuelled by insecurity and inexpert management of the Nigerian economy and inexplicable appointments of key aides, President Muhammadu Buhari has accomplished many things. His achievements, some of them attributable to the initiative and drive of a few of his appointees, may ultimately be more impactful than his predecessor’s. In the closing months of his presidency, both he and his admiring public will recount such key accomplishments and probably celebrate him in a way that will cause him to shed a tear or two. If that is to be the culmination of his presidency, he will have to ensure that the economy spiraling out of control does not finally go into a tailspin, and insecurity does not lead to an explosion. He will have to dexterously manage state affairs, be advised by the best hands he can find from anywhere, Christian, Muslim, traditional religion, despite his personal revulsion, and regardless of political leaning.

    However, of the many things he has left undone, one stands out: state police. If he does not do it, his successor will do it. Having spent over seven years not managing the national economy brilliantly, nor structuring it in a way that would make it self-sustaining, it is not expected that he would suddenly find the master key to redeeming it and getting results. And having spent an awful long time cobbling together a skewed and insular kitchen cabinet, together with security agencies that remained blatantly conservative, if not reactionary and unresponsive to the changing dynamics of the moment, there is not much he can do now to restructure and reorient them along very Nigerian lines. And having also sadly given the impression for years that the boyish religious fantasies he embraced had changed little and continue to inform his worldview and relationships, not to say his presidency, it is not clear that in the remaining months of his presidency he can suddenly become open-minded, liberal and inclusionary. He was also best placed to lead the restructuring of the country to eliminate the dissonance of today and the day after tomorrow, but he was too fearful to attempt that leap.

    But there is one thing he can do to shore up his sagging and battered image, one thing that can help him begin addressing the dire problem of insecurity holding the country hostage and stultifying its potentials. It will not be easy, and he will probably not complete the structural transformation needed to birth it should he embark on it because it will include constitutional changes involving the states. However, he can start the change, drive it, get it to a point where it cannot be reversed, and since a consensus has already been formed around it, even claim some credit for thinking or originating it. Had President Buhari begun implementing the idea of state police for which virtually all the states were in agreement for years, he would probably have achieved it by now, and the country’s insecurity crisis would have been considerably ameliorated. It is true he feared abuse by state governors, perhaps worse than the federal government is abusing the police already, but despite the tardiness of the national legislature, constitutional safeguards could have been built into the radical reforms.

    State police is an idea whose time came more than four years ago, before security challenges morphed into the monster it has become. His party, the All Progressives Congress (APC), through a 2017 committee on restructuring panel headed by Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai, recommended it and suggested operational guidelines and template. The panel’s recommendations were simply discarded. Since then, insecurity has clearly become cancerous, despite the solution staring everybody in the face. Whether the president likes it or not, the situation will not get better. The authorities can kill as many bandits and terrorists as they can, and smoke out Boko Haram/ISWAP insurgents as their resources can give them the leeway, but federal effort can hardly check the criminals, not to say completely stanch the flow of blood. The economy is getting worse; it will not get better in the months ahead. This and other factors that enable and energise crime will make the crisis intractable and unresponsive to the feeble ameliorations the government in Abuja has seemed to master.

    In the past few months, the president has appeared to strangely come alive. It cannot be because of his health. Yes, he has brought some measure of control to that department, but his health is obviously not robust enough to explain the mental and physical reinvigoration he is thankfully manifesting before everyone. His cabinet has remained desultory and knee-jerk in its approach to complex issues, and is composed of the same people as in the beginning. It is a mixed bag of great and mediocre individuals who have not given the public reason to exult that the country is in safe hands. See, for instance, how he reacted decisively to the ministerial coterie angling for the presidency, even though he was unable to pull it through to the defiant end. And consider how after some pussyfooting and hesitations he finally managed his party’s chairmanship election and presidential primary. His approach could be neater and more statesmanlike, but considering where he was coming from, it is a miracle that he got as far as he did. Much more, he has begun to speak fairly eloquently about electoral fidelity, despite hemming and hawing about democracy and the rule of law. And when he quickly spoke his mind about the outcome of the governorship election in Osun without reference to his party, he seems to have acquired a new and independent spirit. For a man thought to have a split personality, President Buhari appears to be turning a more definitive new leaf.

    Now, let him bring this new spirit, this new essence, this somewhat robust appreciation of what governance and the presidency should be, into play in his last months in office. He will not, and obviously cannot, complete state police restructuring, but he can start it and get it over the initial mountain hurdle. This column had been wary of his patriotism, having argued all along that he seemed more narrowly concerned about augmenting the circumstances of the core North and Islam than anything else; but given present concerns and the dark alley Nigeria must navigate in the months ahead before 2023, the president should be encouraged to do as much as is constitutionally possible before he leaves office. Last week, this column accused him of prematurely throwing in the towel when he described in evocative detail how his retirement would be. But if he can manage a few changes, let him disprove that conclusion. More, let him assemble men and women, not necessarily in or from his cabinet, who can help him finish strong.

    He is definitely going to borrow his way to the end of his second term in 2023, just as he will likely find the funds to deliver a rapprochement with striking university teachers and justify his newfound zeal to bring the ASUU strike to a closure. In like manner, wherever he is getting the inspiration, let him drink from that primeval spring once again and pleasantly surprise the nation on the subject of state police. Above all, let him not go without addressing that subject and impacting it in a way that will be unforgettable. Can he manage that last gasp?

     

  • Osun 2022: Potpourri of perspectives

    Osun 2022: Potpourri of perspectives

    The Osun Gubernatorial election has come and gone. Analysts and opinion molders predicted a two-horse race between the ruling All Progressives (APC) and the People Democratic Party (PDP). Medias res, as collation and counting progressed from polling units to wards to local government areas (LGAs), they were accurate in their analysis: it was very keenly contested race between the candidate of the APC, the incumbent Governor Gboyega Oyetola and Senator Ademola Adeleke of the PDP. Aftermath of the election, there have been a potpourri of perspectives regarding the conduct of the election; how Senator Adeleke emerged as the winner while the incumbent Governor Gboyega Oyetola lost gallantly in the epoch-making election. In the final result announced by INEC, Senator Ademola Adeleke polled 403,371 votes while his closest rival scored 375,027 votes. Margin of victory of the PDP was less than 30,000 in that election. The defeat, no doubt, was an excruciating one to the ruling party in the state, the APC.

    It was generally agreed by observers and Civil Society Organizations (CSOs) that the conduct of the Osun election by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) was a great improvement on the Ekiti gubernatorial election of June 2022. According to YIAGA Africa, a non-profit organization promoting democratic governance, human rights and civic engagement, INEC was rated as excelling the Ekiti performance especially in areas such as early arrivals of officials and materials at designated points; and adhoc staff of INEC performed well depicting the quality of training imparted to them before the exercise. Moreover, the deployment of technology especially the use of BIVAS for identification of voters was highly commended in the Osun election. However, YIAGA Africa rated the issue of secrecy of voters low noting that it is still a recurring matter that should be addressed in the future to further improve the credibility of the electoral system.

    In this columnist appearance on TVC, INEC was highly commended as well in the conduct of the Osun election. The anchor was inquisitive of my opinion regarding the ruling party loss. In responding, this columnist pinpointed that people matter in winning elections. Expatiating further, he cited that APC either inadvertently made his members not to vote or lost their votes to the main opposition, the PDP, as a form of protest votes! It was unfortunate. How? The ruling party entered into that election with an intractable internal imbroglio. The Osun Progressives (TOP), a faction loyal to the erstwhile Governor Rauf Aregbesola, and Oyetola’s men did not see eye to eye even to the day of the election. Of course, it was apparent to discerning eyes what took place at the bases of the men who, though in the same party, were rebellious to the government of the day in Osun. The internal squabble was left to fester for so long especially with the TOP people ostracized from the party specifically in appointment into political party offices. In their perspective, they felt cheated having laboured for the victory of Oyetola in 2018 gubernatorial election in Osun. However, Oyetola’s men considered that TOP’s claim was exaggerated which was a miscalculation judging by the number of votes emerging from the polling units of belligerent party members. Even the Governor elect, Senator Ademola Adeleke, in his interview on Channels TV anchored by Seun Okinbaloye, conceded that the squabble in APC was a factor that contributed to his victory at the polls.

    In the neighbouring Ekiti State, before and after the APC primary elections, there were individuals and fractious groups within the party who could not move along with the incumbent Governor Fayemi. There were serious engagements with these splinter groups and personalities. Incidentally, at a particular juncture, Dr. John Kayode Fayemi, Ekiti State Governor had to humble himself and conferred with Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, even before he emerged as the presidential party flag bearer. This singular step went a long way to calm certain frail nerves. Furthermore, Asiwaju’s acceding to come to Ekiti to openly campaign for the candidacy of Biodun Abayomi Oyebanji (BAO) was a catalyst that checkmated and crippled the acclaimed Social Democratic Party’s (SDP) covert support from Tinubu regarding the candidacy of Engr. Segun Oni. In addition, the South West Agenda for Asiwaju (SWAGA) angst against the Fayemi’s administration was seemingly doused by the open declaration of Asiwaju Tinubu and this sounded a death knell to any veiled accord between men and women of SWAGA and SDP in Ekiti State.

    Was PDP left out of internal squabbles? Definitely, no. The opposition party, PDP, did two gubernatorial elections; only one was attended by national officers of PDP and INEC officials. It was that of Senator Ademola Adeleke. However, in the close up to the election, governors and top leaders in PDP made a smart, savvy and strategic move to harmonize party members to be united in going to the polls. This step pacified party members’ angst against the candidacy of Adeleke. Nevertheless, is there any technical hitch the APC could latch upon to challenge the outcome of the election at the tribunal? As at the time of going to the press, the incumbent Governor Gboyega Oyetola was reportedly gathering an array of cerebral lawyers, the number of the learned men going to 50–mostly senior men at the bar! It might be interesting and intriguing indeed as the final may not be heard yet of that gubernatorial election. In the same vein, as at the time of going to the press, the Appeal Court gave a verdict that Adeleke was the authentic candidate of the party thus validating his victory further. Will APC still head for the tribunal?

    In addition, it is also good to pinpoint the results of the polls at Osogbo and Ede. It was not unexpected that Adeleke’s stronghold is Ede and the surrounding local government areas. However, the margin of defeat of the incumbent in Osogbo was unmistakably a depiction of the Oyetola imperceptible of the followers’ feelings, longings and yearnings that his administration ought to have strategized against months before the election. One main grouse of the electorate that was left unaddressed was the issue of the lingering carry over of the unpaid 30 months’ salary and pension arrears owed during the Rauf Aregbesola’s administration. It was understandable that there was paucity of funds nationally, not just in Osun State, but the aggrieved followers were not empathetically attended to in the run off to the gubernatorial election. It was a gross miscalculation considering the narrow margin of defeat of APC – less than 30, 000 votes! In a rational twist, a political affairs analyst’s tinkering is, Osun, nay Nigeria, has just lost one of her cerebral and credible Governors to the dark side of muddy cum murky water of party politics and politicking as in almost 4 years in the saddle, Oyetola did not borrow a dime unlike the incumbent Governor Charles Soludo, his Anambra counterpart, with 100 days in office pandering to the financial market for a humongous N100 billion succour! One may wonder, how was Oyetola, within the span of four years, able to pay salaries, pensions and carry out some infrastructural projects across Osun.

    In my TVC appearance, another factor that shaped Adeleke’s victory was the set of new voters, mostly youths and professionals, who were seemingly expressing a desire for change having not been satisfied with the scheme of things in Osun State. Even though there was nothing significantly weighty in the manifesto of Adeleke that should warrant such an attitude from a section of the followers. In any case, that is one of the dark or down side of democracy as followers or electorates could behave irrationally at times. It is all part of democracy; hence leaders should get their ears to the ground as, in any polity, there exists certain set of followers who may collaboratively pull the rug off the feet of leaders especially in a keenly contested election such as the last Saturday election in Osun State taking cognizance of the margin of victory of the PDP’s candidate.

    In concluding this piece, there is the need for the two foremost parties, the APC and PDP, to take cognizance of “lessons learnt” and feed such into the parties’ mechanism in going forward to the general elections in 2023. I could read many conclusions on the Osun election to forecast the outcome of the presidential election in 2023. This is sheer naivety! It is said by popular political pundits that “a week is a long time in politics!” In Ekiti State, APC could as well be rejoicing that the presidential poll is a done deal in favour of APC. Equally, it would be a crass display of immaturity! The real campaign starts in September 2022. There are lots of issues that would surface and stretch the candidates’ capacities, capabilities, competencies, charisma and carriage as the followers would want to perceive what they really have up their sleeves for the country. The rabble rousing on social media without paying attention to the party’s spread and structure in all the 774 local government areas would be a seeming political grandstanding and gerrymandering carried too far! In essence, real, brutal and smart work is needed for any party to emerge victorious in the presidential election of 2023 as the stakes are high considering feelings, longings and yearnings of the followers bordering on core and crucial issues such insecurity, epileptic power supply, religious tensions, dipping economy, youth restlessness as a result of mass unemployment, dilapidating health and education systems, etc.

    • John Ekundayo, Ph.D. – can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • Biden is to U.S Democratic Party in coming midterm election what Buhari is to APC in 2023 presidential election

    Biden is to U.S Democratic Party in coming midterm election what Buhari is to APC in 2023 presidential election

    It would be the understatement of the year to claim that Nigerians are very worried about certain strange and unprecedented goings-on in the country. Everybody feels a sense of indescribable trauma. I have no doubt whatever, that the blood pressure of most Nigerian adults is abnormally high as a result of numerous devastating attacks on their humanity. Indeed, death is very cheap in Nigeria.  Innocent Nigerians have been brought to their knees by some monsters from almost every corner of West Africa.  There is an absolute lack of capacity at the centre to secure the lives of the citizenry. Nigerians are completely helpless, as the blood of innocents continues to flow like a river”.

    Professor Samuel Ogundele.in ‘Insecurity: Poisoning the soul of Nigeria., The Nation, Wednesday, 21 July, 2022.

    Personally,  I am sick and tired of writing about the Buhari administration. For one thing, it is obvious that all that one does here, week in, week out, is now nothing more than a dialogue with the deaf. That is besides the point that one is begining to sound like a broken record.

    However, today’s piece will be a little different as it won’t be about cataloguing killings and kidnappings, but rather would attempt a comparison between what obtains in two different jurisdictions: Nigeria and the United States of America, both of which are currently being governed by Presidents who are of exactly the same age (79 years).

    The piece will, in addition, try to draw a distinct line between President Muhammadu Buhari’s personalised mode of governance which has seen the APC, the political party on which platform he  became President, literally reduced to a  stranger in his administration. The article  is considered  necessary now that the next presidential election is only a few months away and  elections, being an examination of the incumbent governments’ performance, it will be suggested that everything should be done, that needs be done in the Buhari government, now that there is still time, if  his performance is not to negatively impact the party in the election. Indeed,  his  performance is all that PDP is relying on  when they say they would upstage the ruling party at the elections  – you only have to listen to governor Samuel Ortom of Benue state.

    It should not be difficult for any attentive observer of goings on in our country these past seven years to appreciate the fact that right from the outset APC, whether as individual members, or as the controlling party in the legislature, whose countless suggestions, arising from its many Security Summits have been treated with benign  neglect,  or its National Working Committee, or its highest organ, the National Executive Committee, all of which keep  running to the Villa for direction on all matters, have had less to do in governance than the President’s personal staff and close allies. The result has been that President Buhari can rightly be said to have singly, personally administered Nigeria, assisted in the main, by a kitchen cabinet made up, almost exclusively,  of  persons of same faith and ethnicity with him. The  others have been mainly tokeinst, where not constitutionally prescribed like the Federal Executive Council in which every state must be represented.

    Though by no means the best governance model, this would not have been that bad, were President Buhari not ultra devoted to his ethnic and religious block.

    The 2022 United States Mid- term elections will be held on Tuesday, November 8, 2022. During the election, all the 435 seats in the House of Representatives and 35 of the 100 in the Senate will be contested. Thirty-nine state and territorial, gubernatorial and numerous other state and local elections will also be contested.

    While the U. S Democratic party is confronted, going into the election, with headwinds on inflation, gun violence and abortion rights, among others, the APC has issues on which it has copious explanations to make to Nigerians, among them, the Economy, Insecurity and Corruption, the very areas on which candidate Muhammadu Buhari, and the  APC, made promises to Nigerians and by which, Nigerians are now going to judge them by.

    This fact, and it’s possible consequences,is the reason, there now, willy nilly, has to be a paradigm shift in President Buhari’s mono- directional governance model, lest he negatively impacts his party in the coming elections.

    In the U. S, President Biden has been making positive moves regarding their challenges, and Americans have seen what both he,  and the Vice President, Kamala Harris, are doing, and have heard  everything  they  promised to do  to ameliorate things, such as: doing away with the filibuster to codify Roe V. Wade, ensure that women have access to abortion care, access to birth control, access to safe, and legal and nonintrusive miscarriage care.

    Compared to President Buhari, the difference is clear whether on the economy, insecurity or corruption. Corruption is even so bad now that the Accountant -General of the federation is presently on suspension on allegations of stealing N80B.

    On economy, particularly on inflation, which has been accentuated by the cost of gas, a direct result of  Russia’s unprovoked invasion of Ukraine President Biden is, unlike Nigeria, not sitting idly by.

    Rather, with consumer prices up by about 9.1 percent, and cost of housing by 6 per cent, l President Biden realises that this is a very important issue, especially with a very consequential election only a few months away.

    He has, therefore, decided to meet it head on with actions that included shuttle diplomacy, which saw him on a long haul trip to Saudi Arabia to explore the possibility of that country increasing her daily oil production. That, incidentally, is a country he had promised to blacklist in his reaction to the murder of  Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi, the Saudi Arabian journalist, dissident,  and The Washington Post columnist, right inside the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, on 2 October, 2018.

    At home in the U.S., President Biden  has been doing everything to tame inflation,  opening up the strategic petroleum reserves, and going after price gouging on prescription drugs.

    In Nigeria, it has been all quiet at the Villa, and so, as you read this, not only has fuel marketers unilaterally increased petrol pump prices, bread makers are  on strike over rising prices just  as University teachers have been on strike,  now for over 150 days. The value of the  Naira plummets  daily against other international  currencies and, of course, insecurity is enjoying a quantum leap.

    The way things stand today, as some people have alleged, if APC big wigs are not, for obvious reasons deliberately working for an Atiku victory in the Presidential election, then President must  urgently re- configure his government and make it an  inclusive one, regardless of who voted, or did not vote, for him in 2015 and 2019, as things can otherwise be dire for his party. Indeed, things have already  gone so awry  that doing that now will  work for the party if only Nigerians believe that, of a truth, the President  genuinely accepts that he had governed mostly for only a section of the country all this long.

    Should this suggestion be agreeable to him, he must, without any further delay, invite the APC leadership, together with the party’s presidential candidate, and his Vice, for  serious discussions along the lines that can  guarantee victory for APC at the 2023 presidential election, as the omens are grim, indeed.

    The alternative, I hate to say, would be for APC, as the ruling party to have, a priori, effortlessly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    To ensure that I dont leave the allegations here hanging, let me  attempt to concretis my position with just one example, namely, the President’s appointments and how they impacted on NNPC whose change of nomenclature, this past week,  Nigerians are now expected to be celebrating.

    It is heartwarming that it  became a limited liability company this past week, but its board of directors must now be getting  ready to tell Nigerians why its present staffing position should remain unchanged since  the story in town is that the company belongs to all Nigerians, and not a part.

    A publication in the Guardian of 2, June 2020 read as follows, even though it must be said that  there has been minor adjustments, especially, in redeployments since the publication:

    “The latest top management appointments in the NNPC, which enraged The Pan-Niger Delta Forum

    (PANDEF) are: Chief Finance Officer, Finance and Accounts, North; Chief Operating Officer, Gas and Power, North; Chief Operating Officer, Corporate Services, North; Chief Operating Officer, Refining and Petrochemicals, North; Corporate Secretary/Legal Adviser to the Corporation, North; GGM, International Energy Relations, IER, North; GGM, Renewable Energy, North; GGM, Governance Risk and Compliance, North; and GGM, NAPIMS, North.

    Others are MD, NNPC Shipping, North; MD, Pipelines and Product Marketing, PPMC, North; MD, Nigeria Petroleum Development Company, NPDC, North; MD, Port Harcourt Refining Company, North; MD, Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company, North; MD, Nigeria Gas Marketing Company, North; MD, Nigeria Gas and Power Investment Company Limited, North; MD, NNPC Medical Services, North; and Director, Department of Petroleum Resources, DPR, North”.

    The Board should let Nigerians know the latest staffing position in the company. It is obvious that President Buhari, being the substantive Petroleum Minister must have approved these management appointments.

    It is pertinent to mention that PANDEF concluded its Press statement by saying “that the entire Southern Nigeria was allotted three top management positions in the entire NNPC”.

    It must be equally stated that what obtains in NNPC is also the situation in the security arm of the Buhari government where, except for the Army, the  leadership  of most, if not all the other agencies, comes from only one part of the country. This too would have to change to demonstrate genuine inclusiveness in the country, if APC is not deliberately being programmed for defeat in the presidential election in 2023.

    For the APC,  a stitch in time can still save nine. President Buhari must be seen to commit to significant changes in his government if a wrong intent is not to be read to how committed, or otherwise, he is to an APC victory.

  • St Kizito’s school wakeup call

    St Kizito’s school wakeup call

    Students of St. Kizito High School, Iwopin, Ogun Waterside should be grateful to whoever took their picture while writing their promotion examination sitting on the floor and shared it on social media. That they now have tables and chairs to comfortably sit and write their examination and afterwards use for the regular class sessions is the outcome of the outcry that greeted the sharing of the shameful picture of the state of facilities available for students of the school.

    It is commendable that the state government responded swiftly, but it didn’t have to wait to be embarrassed to do what it should have done earlier.

    What kind of education is the state government providing that basic facilities like tables and chairs are not available for the students?

    The state government through it Zonal Education Boards cannot claim not to know before the sharing of the pictures that there are no tables and chairs for the students to write with as the case is in some other parts of the state and others in the states in the country, but it must have been ignoring the requests from the school authorities. I can imagine how embarrassed the state governor is over the incident and hope some overzealous government officials will not hide under one guise or the other to penalise the school Principal or anyone suspected to have facilitated the taking of the picture.

    Government officials have to come to terms with that in the very digital times we now live, there is a limit to what can be covered up and it is necessary to ensure the right thing promptly.

    Contrary to their claims of prioritising education and understanding its importance for overall development, many state governments are failing to budget adequately or release funds to ensure quality education for students at various levels.

    Many schools across the country are in various stages of dilapidation. Apart from not having tables and chairs like in the case of St. Kizito High School, the classrooms are falling apart, some roofs are leaking and some have no roofs. Some students gather in the open under trees to learn, there is no equipment for practical learning and there are not enough needed teachers to teach some key subjects.

    There have been various investigative reports about the sorry state of many schools in the country, but there have not been adequate responses to address the problems. It is not surprising that the quality of education in the country keeps declining and the governments at all levels are paying lip service to reverse the alarming trend

    The Iwopin-based secondary school is not the only one in Ogun State that needs urgent provision of tables, chairs and other facilities, the government should attend to outstanding requests from others and not wait for another embarrassment before responding.

    I’m glad to read that the State Commissioner for Education, Science and Technology, Professor Abayomi Arigbabu who confirmed that the deplorable situation at Kizito was the state in which most public schools were when Governor Dapo Abiodun assumed office in 2019 has approved 25,000 sets of desks and chairs for public schools in the state out of which 14,000 have been distributed.

    Hopefully, the rehabilitation of the schools in the state will be pursued vigorously and the state of emergency declared in the education sector by the government will achieve its goal of providing adequate human capital development and a conducive environment for learning in the state.