Category: Sunday

  • The ‘road’ to Rapture

    The ‘road’ to Rapture

    Given the rock bottom fare that Pastor Noah Abraham has advertised for his dream cruise to heaven, one can imagine the type of journey that he and his believers are in for. Most likely a journey of no return; whether in the spiritual or literal sense. The pastor has allegedly told his church members that all they needed to do was pay him the sum of N310,000 each and he would take them to heaven, preparatory to the rapture. The pastor, who heads Christ High Commission, otherwise known as Royal Christ Assembly, was reportedly based in Kaduna, Kaduna State, until he was seized by the fanciful utopia. To facilitate the mission, the pastor left his Kaduna base for Omuo-Ekiti in Ekiti State, where he has established a camp, with a gate which, according to him, leads to heaven.

    Curiously, some members of the church have fallen for the antics and have consequently been at the camp since April 6. They have forsaken whatever they had in Kaduna to continue their lives at the ramshackle camp, from where they now go about their daily activities, awaiting the announcement of the arrival of the plane that would fly them to heaven! As a matter of fact, they were quoted to have vowed to stay put at the camp until that time comes, insisting that rapture was at hand. “We are not coming back. I can’t explain in details. We are going to make rapture from here. We are going to a heavenly place”, one of the people in the camp was reported to have said.

    It is such a serious matter that some of them with children abroad have asked the children to return to the country and join them at the camp; mind you, to avoid Daddy G.O. or Daddy Abraham’s wrath, and not necessarily because of fear of missing heaven, which is the purported raison d’etre of their being in the camp. They fear the pastor could do things that would make such children who refuse to heed the call misbehave in their respective places, leading to their sudden deportation or imprisonment.

    But, in the lighter mode, Pastor Abraham’s story has put the burden on the other pastors, particularly those of them high up there, to explain why they have been taking their congregations through the laborious journeys of coming to church every Sunday, to fellowships during the week, in some cases digging deep; to monthly programmes, annual conventions and all, when all these hapless believers needed to do was part with as little as N310,000 for both their visa and passport straight to heaven? Even yours sincerely can still afford to sponsor some of the people who might be interested in this trip despite my lean resources.

    My only fear is the trouble that would follow if the mission is aborted for whatever reason. People say there is no fight in church; that it is all a matter of answering “Amen” when the pastor prays: (Ko si’ja ni sooshi, s’adura ns’amin ni). I have no problem with that. But there would be fight in the church if there is a failed contract, in which case the sponsor not only has to refund my money but also pay damages, for his inability to fulfill his advertised mission. Mind you; this is not an ordinary contract or mere dashing the hope that a few millions can assuage. It is about my whole essence as a Christian: making heaven. I believe the courts would be so appropriately guided in determining the fatness of the damages in my favour in the situation. Ha, nkan gbodo ki s’ese rago o, should a pastor make me miss heaven in this kind of circumstance.

    But, jokes apart, the fact is that, these days, our eyes have seen and our ears have heard a lot, especially on the social media, about very bizarre things happening in some churches around the world. The consolation has always been that by the time one read the details, the dateline would be places like Kenya, South Africa, Zimbabwe, etc. Thank God it is not Nigeria, many of us would say and heave a sigh of relief. Indeed, it cannot happen in Nigeria, we would further boast. But it has happened, and finally in Nigeria. With this Daddy Abraham’s development, it is certain that stranger things could be happening in some churches in Nigeria. Just that they are not yet in the public domain. If this too had not been reported, we never could have imagined it is possible here. Many years ago, such news would be tucked into the ‘Odd World’ section of the  newspapers.

    Unfortunately, these days, there is only a thin line between odd world and reality world. The gown has caught up with the town. There is nothing happening in the world that does not have its version in the church, an indication that the end of the world could truly be at hand. Or, what do you say about a situation where a pastor bathes married women and ladies naked right in the full glare of other church members, ostensibly to heal them of their afflictions? After bathing them in a basin right inside the church, another pastor rubs their bodies with anointing oil in their semi-naked state, from their legs up, after which the ladies or women are handed back their pants and they step aside in towels to go wear their dresses! Incredible? But that was precisely what happened at the cross-over service in December, last year, in a church in Ghana.

    As Reuben Abati said on Channels Television, part of the problem why such things happen is that many Christians have turned their pastors into mini-gods such that whatever the pastors ask them to do, they do, without asking questions. Particularly the end-time and prosperity variants of the men of God. What Fela referred to as “joooro jaara joro, follow follow” mentality. I suspect the reason for this kind of unquestioned submission to the will of these pastors is laziness on the part of many Christians to search out the scriptures to know what exactly is required of them. The Holy Bible is a compendium on virtually every situation of life. Where, for God’s sake, did the members falling for the pastor’s antics see it in the Bible that people would be airlifted from a particular place to heaven to await the rapture? Apparently many of these end-time and prosperity pastors are feasting on the spiritual laziness of most of their members who are looking for the cheap way out of every situation.

    Rather than simply believing Jesus Christ as their Lord and saviour, and asking for the grace to keep the commandments, they want to buy their way through. And so cheaply too. I guess Pastor Abraham knows what he is doing, that is, if all is really well with him. He must have pegged the transport fare at such rock bottom level to show the class of people he knew would most likely fall for his delusion.

    That is the way such bigots operate. And, since religion has become the opium of most of the people, especially in the developing countries, it becomes easier for the pastors to hoodwink or hypnotise them into doing their bidding.

    Unless the people who follow pastors like Daddy Abraham are hypnotised or something, I don’t know how even eaglet Christians could be so easily hoodwinked. Come to think of it, how can a paltry N310,000 take someone to heaven in a country whose currency has been so grossly devalued such that presidential nomination form now goes for a princely N100million? Which airline is going to accept such ridiculous amount as air fare for the flight? Daddy Abraham’s Airways, which promises to fly only coffins in the air, given the cheap air fare and the dungeon of a camp where the hapless believers are kept in Omuo-Ekiti?

    But, as some people have said, if it could happen in the almighty United States of America, who, or what says it cannot happen in Nigeria or even elsewhere? I am talking of the Jim Jones November 18, 1978 experiment that is well documented in the Guyana Tragedy. Jones, also known as ‘The mad messiah’ was an American cult leader who led his believers to commit mass suicide, about 900 of them, in what has become known as the Jonestown Massacre, after his failed promise of utopia to them in the jungles of South America hit the rocks. He had earlier proclaimed himself Messiah of the People’s Temple, an evangelistic group based in San Francisco.

    Just as well that the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Kaduna State, has disowned Pastor Abraham. Just as well too, that the pastor has finally hinted at what I expected: he has brought the almighty God into the picture. I saw this coming. When people are held for rape, armed robbery, murder or other crimes, they blame it on the devil. Unfortunately, the devil has never come out to say he never sent them on such errand. Now, a man of God has said God instructed him to charge the N310,000 fare per traveller to heaven. “I did it because I got the authority of God who called me to practise for all that want to serve the Lord with their whole heart”, he reportedly said.

    The problem now is; how do we get to confirm this from God? When Pastor Noah Abraham’s name sake in the Bible, Noah, constructed his ark as directed by God, he never charged anyone who entered the ark. Even if he wanted to charge the human beings, how would he have charged animals that also made their way into the ark?

    Without prejudice to this claim, and, with due respect, I think Daddy Abraham himself needs deliverance. There is need to ascertain his mental state. Where it is confirmed that he is alright, then the prime driver of what he has done could be economic. The harsh economic situation in the country compounded by Buharinomics has led to all manner of people devising equally all manner of ways to beat the president to his government’s economic hardship. But the government has a lot to do too to wean the poor masses off the situation that has made religion their opium.

    We must see the Daddy Abraham’s matter to its logical conclusion. Let the rightful be done so that we don’t have a situation of the Jim Jones situation in Nigeria. Boko Haram and other criminals have sucked too much blood in the country these past few years. We cannot afford to shed more through senseless pursuits such as the one under reference.

    Even if those in Daddy Abraham’s camp awaiting the announcement of the arrival of the aircraft that would take them to heaven have made up their minds to commit suicide (people who could fall for what they fell for could fall for anything), we owe them the responsibility of denying them the unwarranted privilege of delivering their graveside orations ahead of their God-appointed time.

  • Presidency 2023? You have to be either for APC or PDP!

    Presidency 2023? You have to be either for APC or PDP!

    “Taking cognizance of findings of research of past elections conducted from 1999 till 2019, it has been discovered that the president always emerges from either of the two most popular parties. It has been the norm in the 1999, 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015 and 2019 elections. It will be seemingly situated come 2023 (sic).” – John Ekundayo, Followership Challenge, The Nation, Sunday, 17th April 2022.

    The National Republican Convention (NRC) and Social Democratic Party (SDP) were the dominant parties in the Third Republic, overseen by the military junta headed by the maradonic and maverick General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida (IBB). The year of establishment of the two parties was 1989. Initially, there were thirteen (13) parties that were formed by mingling and mixing of antecedents, ambitions, preferences, pedigree, camaraderie, ideology, policy and philosophy. The military junta headed by IBB, wanting to flex her muscle of a high-handed umpire, proscribed all the 13 parties, and by military fiat birthed two political parties – NRC and SDP. Hence, all politicians are to choose either of the duo if they were interested in partaking in the politics of that era. Aping the democratic systems of the United States of America (USA), the NRC was designed to be conservative in colour and content while the SDP was to be welfarist in nature. It was the intention of the Babangida administration to detribalize party formation thus ensuring and ensuing harmonization of people of diverse social, cultural and religious leanings and longings. How far did the IBB government succeed in this adventure? The seemingly subjective side of the concept was skewed to failure, ab initio! How? The presidential primaries conducted, without allegation of rancour or rigging by the two parties, were voided by the almighty military junta without any reasonable justification. It was the primaries that threw up Shehu Musa Yar Adua for the SDP and Adamu Ciroma, for the NRC. If the two parties were allowed to democratically evolve with regulated norms and ethos in place, there would not have been the June 12 saga happening in the first place! Should we throw out the baby with the bathwater? Personally, I believe there is something good in IBB’s approach of a two-party system. Follow me in this treatise.

    One Good Thing in IBB’s Policy

    Ab initio, looking at my writings, and discourses on national television (Channels TV, TVC and Arise), I have been a vitriolic critic of the maverick and maradonic maneuverings of Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida (IBB) especially his non – apologetic posture on the annulment of the best election in the history of Nigeria – June 12, 1983 election. However, looking in retrospection and rationally at our political scene from 1999 till 2019, spanning two decades, IBB seems to be right in initiating the two – party system; albeit his tinkering or interfering with the process, nonetheless undemocratic, was the Achilles’ heel. This columnist, writing under the theme: “The leadership question cum consensus conundrum” published in the Nation newspaper of Sunday, 17th April 2022, succinctly stated, inter alia:

    “Presently, there are eighteen (18) political parties in Nigeria. Taking cognizance of findings of research of past elections conducted from 1999 till 2019, it has been discovered that the president always emerges from either of the two most popular parties. It has been the norm in the 1999, 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015 and 2019 elections. It will be seemingly situated come 2023. In essence, the President of Nigeria, all things remaining the same from now till the time of the election early next year, will either emerge from the presidential candidate of APC or PDP (sic).”

    Thinking and tinkering along these lines, if the 2023 election is held as stipulated and scheduled by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), the president of Nigeria come 29th May 2023 will either be the presidential candidate of APC or PDP. What is the import of this research postulation or projection taking cognizance of the socio – economic cum political context of Nigeria? It speaks volume!

    Pinpointing Presidency 2023: Prying PDP and APC?

    Be you a student, public servant, professionals in the private sector, market men and women, traditional rulers, clergy, farmers, herders, business men and women in diverse areas of the economy, etc., with the on – going lecturers’ strike in our public universities, ebbing economy, inclement insecurity, pervading promiscuous political pandering, inclined indebtedness, etc., anyone not interested in who becomes Nigeria’s president come May 2023 is impervious to the present day realities within Nigeria’s context and could be reckoned with as docile, alienated (as defined by scholars in followership studies) or simply and squarely stated, politically dead! It is as grave and grievous as you read it here! There is no depicting or describing it mildly!! It is true that most enlightened and educated men, referred to as elites, are mostly illiterates politically and they are the fulcrum of our problem as they knowingly or unknowingly refused to participate in the electoral process. They do not make choice and participate in voting. They allow commoners such as artisans, market men and women, commercial drivers and riders (bus, taxi, maruwa and okada), etc. to choose who our president or governor or senator will be! Are the elites still exhibiting grandiloquence, in content and context, while for the umpteenth time depicting lackadaisical or laidback demeanour to politics and politicking?

    No more “siddon look!”

    It was the late elder statesman, former governor of old Oyo State and later Minister of Justice and Attorney General of the Federation, Chief Bola Ige of blessed memory that popularized the cliché: “siddon look!”, meaning just sit on the fence and watch as spectators. In concluding this essay, it is imperative to drive home the point that Nigerians should be prying into the process put in place by the two political parties before the presidential primaries of the APC and PDP coming up later this month – it is at the door! It is remarkable and instructive to note the action of a Civil Society Organization (CSO) referred to as Concerned Nigeria Citizens this past Wednesday in Abuja. These active and courageous followers marched on the secretariats of both the APC and PDP with a letter appealing for the zoning of the parties’ presidential candidates to the southern part of Nigeria. It may be insinuated that they were sponsored by some group or scrupulous political actors from certain sections of Nigeria but it could not be gainsaid that they passed their feelings and feedback to the right quarters. It is democracy. Other groups and bodies could be more prying and poke – nose further into the preferences, policies, and processes in arriving at the election or choosing of the candidates in these two dominant parties. Why should concerned and functional followers fixate on just two parties – APC and PDP? Someone will want to argue that many are disillusioned about the duo and therefore will likely look elsewhere for their preferred candidate. This is true in a politically enlightened environment. Truth be told: Nigeria’s followers, even many reading this do not own voters’ card (Permanent Voters Card, (PVC)); those who have PVC might not move out of their houses on the day of the election as “if there is a lion on the street” and others, as it occurred in previous elections, will fail to vote on the election day due to subterrain premeditated political dribbling by unscrupulous politicians in cahoots with corrupt INEC officials who will delay the process and in the ensuing melee, will go home and refuse to come for voting thereafter. In research findings, it is mind – boggling the humongous numbers in 2015 and 2019 elections that were accredited but did not vote. INEC, come 2023, should up their game such that there should be immediate voting after accreditation of voters.

    Concluding this write up, this columnist, with the lens of empirical, rather than cognitive   research, methodology will want to infer that the outcome of the 2023 presidential election will not differ but defer to de facto trends from 1999 to 2019. Hence, reference will be made to the earlier submission quoting excerpts from an earlier article on the leadership question of Sunday, 27th April 2022: “It is therefore imperative for followers to be involved in the issues relating to the process, procedure and policy guiding who will emerge on the platforms of these two parties as the candidate of either of them will eventually lead this country. It is as sacrosanct as simply and succinctly stated in this piece!” Are we paying attention to the process of choosing or electing the candidates in these two parties; playing our part through commenting or critiquing the process; or we dey siddon look? The result will manifest after the elections of 2023. It is not too late, we should be involved through interfacing, interacting and investigating the political process.

    • John Ekundayo, Ph.D. – Harvard-Certified Leadership Strategist, and also a Development Consultant, can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com
  • Nigeria and the 2023 make or mar presidential election

    Nigeria and the 2023 make or mar presidential election

    Leader of the ‘unseen’ persons ruling us, Alhaji Mamman Daura, spoke last week. He said enough of turn-by-turn presidency for Nigeria. He decreed that North-South rotation of the presidency of Nigeria should be dead; from 2023, the most competent among contenders would be put in the Presidential Villa. The Afenifere reacted sharply; the North is silent; the Ohanaeze spoke hard. Leaders of the Niger Delta also kicked against Daura’s executive order banning zoning of the presidency. But what can their puny noise do to a people who built their confidence on solid rock? When a man whose lips rarely move decides to speak out, you had better drop all you are doing and listen carefully. The man who spoke is not known to be a flippant person. He spoke as the mouthpiece of a mysterious clan of northern electoral deciders. Ignore the fuddling statement from Muhammadu Buhari that Mamman’s statement was his personal opinion. The eighty-something-year-old man didn’t speak for himself. He spoke for the opaque, predatory system he represents which has benefitted from the opposite of competence all through our national history” – Lasisi Olagunju, Sahara Reporters,  August  , 2021.

    From the look of things, it appears like the North cares nothing, whatever happens to Nigeria if , by hook or crook, it retains the presidency about being vacated by President Muhammadu Buhari, a Northerner. That,  it seems,  is why the President’s preferred candidate, and now National Chairman of the APC, Senator Abdullahi Adamu, could have so recklessly  – after he, a Northerner, had been made the party’s  chairman, unilaterally overturned governor El Rufai’s categorical, and commonsensical, statement of 22 February, 2022 to the effect that “we have agreed a zoning formula for all the six geo- political zones”. “Essentially, the Northern zone will have positions the South have had in the last eight years, and vice versa. It is a very simple, EQUITABLE and FAIR formula” ( caps mine).

    The serpentine plot to do otherwise, had started when Alhaji Maman Daura jolted the country by flying  a  kite in July 2020 to the effect that:” Rotation has been done once, twice and three times. It is important that this nation is united as one, the most qualified/competent should be elected and not someone who comes from a particular zone”. Dr Junaid Mohammed had duly followed that up by saying that: “If you are talking about democracy you must allow free choice”. “Competence, integrity and truthfulness must be the kind of qualities to look for in a leader”. “We have to accept that zoning and rotation which we have practised for over two decades has not worked. The ultimate test of any process is if it has delivered”.”All the leaders we have produced based on this faulty premise of rotation have not delivered. Why should we continue with it?”

    That coming from Dr Junaid only a few months after President Buhari’s re- election, one would now believe that the man was a prophet of sorts.

    Rational as the two may appear, it is obvious that some Northern elders were  surreptitiously laying the foundation for retaining the presidency in the North at the end of President Buhati’s term. I  say this, unequivocally, because it was because of this selfsame “zoning and rotation”, that former Niger state governor, Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu, declared, without mincing words,  that Northern PDP governors abandoned candidate Goodluck Jonathan in 2015 to work for the victory of APC’s  Muhammadu Buhari.

    One would not but wonder  how, or why, zoning suddenly became a taboo, especially to a party like the PDP, which not only used to glamorise its originating  zoning to further cohere Nigeria, but actually has it emblazoned in its constitution. Nobody is saying that those who have made a habit of  contesting every  presidential election, over the years, should not insist on throwing their hat into the ring. Rather, all the proponents of zoning are saying is that fair is fair, and that Nigeria, being a country of freeborns, and not a Sultanate or Sheikdom,  justice and equity must simply be a sine qua non of our inter relationships.

    Only hegemons should be seen thinking otherwise.

    Even when the campaign against zoning has not become as vociferous in the North as to see respected elders like Professor Ango Abdullahi join , my last two articles on these pages  very strongly doubted the fidelity of APC’s then assumed zoning of the presidency to the South; a doubt which I based on the premise of the North’s perpetual love of power and their fear that no elected Southern president can retain  all the inequities of the past seven years. I speak here of  inequities that have ignited the fissiparous tendencies we see in every part of the country. I wondered to no end how any patriot, group or cabal,  would like to see Nigeria continue on its present trajectory of unworkability.

    That the APC leadership is not sincere has now  been  confirmed by the latest wonder from the party. As reported in several newspapers this past week,  the party has now, like it was talking to school children, “ordered its presidential aspirants to sign a   ‘Letter of Withdrawal’ which is attached to its nomination form before  they could submit their nomination papers”.

    The withdrawal letter, addressed to the party Chairman, must also be signed before a Commissioner of Oath/Public Notary before submission”.

    This is, without a doubt, a booby trap to, again,  force a candidate on the party. I believe it should interest Nigerians to see the wanna be presidential cretins who would sign such a degrading document. Whoever did, would merely have shown himself an unreconstructed lackey and agent of the cabal that has, for so long, controlled affairs in the party and, Nigerians must mentally put them in an eternal BLACK BOOK.

    I can barely wait to see the presidential pretenders(PP) who would sign the ingratiating form.

    It is a big shame that a post Buni- led APC National Working Committee, which one considered the very worst, could, in fact, be more disoriented. If the cabal didn’t provide me N100M to become a contestant – as many now believe happened – wouldn’t it be idiotic to now expect me to self – exclude by signing such a moronic undertaking?

    However, what opponents of zoning must  realise is that the last seven years have been such a learning curve for Nigerian that voting at the next presidential election will be determined less by political party affiliation and far more by how people have been collectively impacted during the Buhari administration.

    I shall, for instance, like to see the PDP deceive itself into thinking that  it could garner those jumbo votes it has always received from both the Southsouth and the Southeast if its presidency is zoned to the North. On the other hand, it will be interesting to see what fate awaits APC, with a Northern presidential  candidate’s in those parts of  even the same North where indegenes have been  treated worse than  foreigners; with thousands needlessly killed, their houses burnt, lands seized, village names changed, and the people’s turned to destitutes, packed, in numbers in IDP camps, but yet told to learn to live happily with their neighbours.

    The Buhari administration has, indeed, been a learning curve, and it is time our Northern compatriots realise that the  basis of zoning is nothing besides justice and equity. Where these are non existent, people are merely turned into flotsam, and jetsam, in  their own fatherland where foreign Fulani herdsmen, of whatever age, can carry AK 47  to maim, kill or kidnap, but with no questions ever asked.

    There’s no way such iniquity can last because it is too much in your eye.

    These are the reasons why, first, for political parties,  and for Nigeria itself, the 2023 election will be very consequential. It will, indeed, be a watershed. It will help open eyes, and put an end to the “monkey dey work, baboon dey chop” philosophy that has ruled our country like forever.

    ,No single Nigerian is more Nigerian than the other irrespective of office   or status.

    If APC will, therefore, not be like the proverbial dog that wont hear the hunter’s horn because it just must get  lost, then  it must permit itself to profit from the following  wise counsel of Rotimi Akeredolu, the Ondo state governor:

    “It is the turn of the southern part of the country to produce the next president and the party leadership should have no difficulty in making pronouncements on this very important issue just as it has fixed various fees for the purchase of forms. This must be done without delay”.  “We must not keep our party men and women guessing on the position of the leadership of the party.  “No statement must suggest, even remotely, that the party harbours certain sentiments which may predispose it to consider throwing the contest open. This is certainly not the time for equivocation  as the  current democratic dispensation is anchored on an unwritten convention that is driven by a principle of equity, and we must do nothing capable of tilting the delicate balance against the established arrangement which guarantees peace and promotes trust”.

    Wise words, indeed, but some people are trying to be clever by half, and it’s like Nigerians are about to see why a man who showed no interest, whatever, in contesting for the chairmanship of the APC,  emerged its National Chairman.

    But as the Yoruba would say: oun to wa lehin ofa, o ju oje lo, that is, what comes  after 120 is far more than 140.

  • Reading and misreading General Muhammadu Buhari

    Reading and misreading General Muhammadu Buhari

    Human beings are like open books which can be skilfully read and wilfully misread. In the matter of General Buhari, Nigerians, including yours sincerely, have been reading and misreading General Buhari in the past thirty nine years since he fully burst into national consciousness as the leader of a self-advertising reforming military junta.

    In postcolonial politics, the mood and milieu are often as dark and mysterious as the men and women directing affairs. Nothing is given away directly and intentionally. Everything is shrouded in dark mystery and arcane posturing. What you think you see is not the real thing, and the real thing  is not what  you think you know. Human beings are like books in this regard. You cannot judge the real contents of a book by its blurbs. There is as yet no critical art or literary skills available to judge a book’s real construction on the cover, or the face if you like.

    The ancient practitioners of good old Literary Criticism came up with a dual theory which they think can explain why books, like human beings, will always remain a mystery even to the author himself and why it is possible for a person to misunderstand and misjudge himself.

    In the notion of Intentional Fallacy, the theory faults those who believe they can come up with the real intention of the author, while Affective Fallacy scorns those who allow their own unwholesome emotions to come between them and the critical evaluation of a book.

    As the Buhari administration begins its last lap of honour( or dishonour according to hostile interlocutors) Nigerians are busy reading and misreading the general from Daura. It has been a rowdy and emotional spectacle. There are many who believe that the man’s real intentions have never been hidden from public purview.

    Those who are misled and those who misjudge him are only those who choose to be misled and those who habitually misjudge. Yet there are also those who think that the general may be harbouring a few more aces in his sleeves. All these are building up to what promises to be a most momentous evaluation of an administration in post-military Nigeria. Nigerians are hitching to present a damning and unflattering report card as soon as the administration breasts the tape.

    For an administration which carried a lot of hope and expectations for millions of Nigerians, an administration redolent of reforms and a fresh beginning, it is turning out a damp squib. Where did we get things wrong once again in this country? Blessed are the cynics and perennial nay sayers who expected nothing and who invested little emotional dividends in General Buhari’s capacity to restart the spluttering engine. But there are also millions out there who cannot afford to imagine that Nigeria is a failed business enterprise awaiting receivers.

    This is why it is important to go back to the context of General Buhari’s emergence as Nigeria’s second civilian leader who had served an earlier tour of duty as a military dictator. We do this while we ask Nigerians themselves to flesh out the details with a view to determining while things, particularly the choice of days to lead us, often go catastrophically awry. It is said that when a child stumbles in a race, it looks towards the finishing line. But when an elder falters, he looks back at the starting block.

    By the beginning of year 2007, the Buhari momentum was gathering incredible force and momentum. It was an irresistible gale at the gates of an immovable object. It was becoming quite obvious that between the man and his Taliban-like piety and Nigeria’s traditional power structure, something will have to give sooner than later. Buhari was an implacable messiah and the northern masses were in a restive mood. The man from Daura was riding the crest of an anti-democratic populism which was bound to complicate Nigeria’s democratic rebirth.

    But despite the obvious signals and the handwriting on the wall, the Nigerian powerbrokers still managed to put General Buhari through the electoral grinders twice more, in 2007 and 2011. Perhaps they needed to further deodorize and defang the Daura-born general to make him fit for purpose and less of a threat to their idea of national cohesion and stability. They could not afford to have a radical Islamic zealot in power who would order their prompt execution.

    They almost lost the plot in 2011 when General Buhari’s fanatical mullahs overran the electoral booths and the north in protest against electoral shenanigans. With the north in flames, it was a close run affair. The Buhari hordes knew how to vote but not how to protect their votes. They needed an injection of political sophistication and the razzmatazz associated with electoral modernity. The power masters from the west of the nation have proved themselves to be the real masters in that department.

    So by 2011, Buhari began to cast a long gaze in the direction of the old West. The Buhari phenomenon was by then acquiring a nation-wide momentum which could no longer be ignored or strategically neutralized. Confronted by the sheer inevitability of a Buhari return to power, Nigeria’s power brokers began to make concessionary and conciliatory noise about the stiff, ramrod straight former infantry general.

    In a double-edged tone laced with mortal ambiguities, General Obasanjo noted that while Buhari was quite good on security, the same thing could not be said about his capacity to handle the economy or diplomacy. In the case of the northern sector of the Mafiosi, they prepared to domesticate and de-radicalize their hitherto off-message son.

    It should be noted that in 2007, the Afenifere power substratum adopted General Buhari as the presidential candidate of their party, the DPA, in the absence of viable electoral prospects for the fledgling and badly coordinated electoral machine. But by 2011, they had turned violently against him even when he fielded as his running mate a Yoruba who could be regarded as their ally.

    It is within this context that the following essay was written in early 2007. Casting a retrospective glance backward, it is clear that while the essay got a few things right, it was also wide of the mark in many respects. For example while the bleak prognosis about General Buhari’s primordial proclivities appears on spot, the optimism about his prospects for social justice and political equity now ring particularly hollow.

    On one point, the essay appears to be particularly prescient and strategically savvy. In the light of the unfolding drama, one is not sure of whether the dominant progressive tendency from the old west that went into alliance with General Buhari’s ultra-conservative forces actually sat down to cobble an agreement which will not put the region in political jeopardy. In all this, the reader is encouraged to make up his mind as the nation enters uncharted political waters for the umpteenth time.

  • General Buhari and the open sore of a nation

    General Buhari and the open sore of a nation

    Almost twenty five years after leading a coup that terminated democratic governance in Nigeria, General Muhammadu Buhari has found himself at the vanguard of democratic redemption of the same country.  As far as apostolic conversions go, this one is surely of Pauline proportions. What a country!— one might be tempted to ask in exasperation and wonderment. Twenty five years ago, a novelist plotting this kind of magical yarn would have been censored for his irresponsible imagination. But here we are, and as they say, actual reality has become unrealistic in Nigeria.

    If there is a sense, then, in which Buhari’s spectacular ascendancy underscores the man’s steely resilience and the continuing stranglehold of the old military establishment on the nation’s political jugular, there is another sense in which it is a reflection of elite failure and the poverty of politics in post-military Nigeria. With its shambolic parties, their perverse and pilfering politicians, the fluid and flux principles with which they crisscross carpets and switch allegiances ,Nigeria’s current democratic experiment is a very poor copy indeed.

    A quarter of a century after Chief Obafemi Awolowo’s assertion that this generation may never know real democracy, this grim prognosis has all but come to pass. It is therefore a remarkable irony of history that his last apostles should be caught in the current controversy about General Buhari.

    Whether Awolowo’s assertion is a parting curse to a nation that had betrayed him and wasted his outstanding talents or a piece of remarkable clairvoyance, we may never know. What we know is that broken and dismayed by the turn of events, the old man retreated into gloomy solitude only to be translated into eternal glory shortly thereafter.

    But there appears to be a fate worse than death. In 1993, only six years after the old man departed, his followers were forced by military machinations to group behind a reconstructed renegade. Miraculously, the heroic apostate prevailed only to be systematically taken apart by the feudal-military complex.

    Ten years later in 2003, they were forced again to line behind an unreconstructed heretic who had been forced on the country by their old nemesis and who quickly rubbed their nose in the sand. Now in 2007, twenty years after the departure of their beloved leader, Awolowo’s surviving disciples have been forced to line behind an old enemy and avid tormentor: General Muhammadu Buhari.

    When the issue is posed from this historical angle, and given the constellation of contradictory forces, it may be seen that the problem is not General Buhari as such but the dramatic contraction of radical space and possibilities in a neo-military state and the continuing shrinkage of opportunities for  progressive politics and its standard-bearers in the Nigerian polity. Every struggle in the last thirty years in Nigeria has ended in the consolidation of oligarchic rule; every stirring revolt against the status quo has brought in a worse version of the status quo through the back door.

    Is it any wonder then that after the magical debris has cleared from the illusionist fantasia that was the party primaries, the two leading democratic exemplars and stars of our democratic eclipse are two retired generals: The one an aging autocrat and militant apostle of a strange oxymoron that we propose as command democracy; and the other a seemingly reformed military oligarch haunted by the demons of his autocratic past.

    There is an easy solution to this problem, this grand chicanery and perpetual conspiracy against the manumission and democratic emancipation of Nigerians from their modern slave-masters. One can throw up one’s arm in despair and frustration and then go home to await divine intervention ; or one can sit back and wait for the system to collapse from the weight of its own internal contradictions. But political revolutions do not occur overnight and history is a furtive tiger which often steals upon the scene without much fanfare.

    On the other hand, since hope springs eternally in the Nigerian breast, and since no ruling group can be eternally cohesive and coherent, one can explore the fissures and crevices constantly thrown up by the movement of history in the political space until these develop into a capillary network with momentous possibilities. With great optimism of the political will coupled with an abiding pessimism of the critical intellect one can make a reasoned and measured choice within the contradictory amalgam of Nigerian politics and personalities.

    It is this maddening constellation of contradictory forces that has thrown up General Muhammadu Buhari as the beautiful bride of the current political scene. Let it not be denied that the general is widely admired by many; openly courted by significant sectors of the society and fanatically worshipped by the teeming multitude across national divide who see him as the only politician with the integrity and the strength of character to confront the PDP behemoth.

    If this were due to a staggering case of historical amnesia, then we can agree with our Nobel laureate that our leaders have gone mad again. But embedded in the Buhari ascendancy are harsh political realities which we can only ignore at our own peril.

    Yet it is also true that Buhari is haunted by ghosts from his autocratic and anti-democratic past. There is a powerful local lobby with phenomenal global reach which sees Buhari’s attempted return  as an  affront to common sense and natural justice and unless Buhari wants to rule Nigeria as a pariah and neo-Islamic state, he can only ignore this elite sector at his own political peril. In a worst case scenario, this significant sector can scuttle the intricate broad-based alliances Buhari must forge in order to have national acceptance.

    It is these demons from the past that have brought Soyinka and Ebenezer Babatope ,a.k.a Ebino Topsy,  railing at the gates of Buhari  in significant interventions in the past one week. Both men have personal and political reasons to be disturbed by the seeming national amnesia behind Buhari’s return.  While Babatope’s contribution is muted and measured, perhaps a reflection of his awareness of how much social and political capital he has frittered away in recent times, Soyinka’s piece is a grand philippic dripping with venom and vitriol.

    As usual, Soyinka does not intend to take hostages. His epic outburst speaks to the open sore of the nation and the failure of national reconciliation which ought to have been a cardinal pursuit of the Obasanjo regime. Rather than hide the festering suppurating wounds in a diseased purulent bandage  , the Nobel laureate has chosen to pour acid on the open sore. The result is a messy maw of mangled flesh and scalded tendons.

    But while Babatope’s piece is ultimately a backhanded campaign manual for Umar Y’Ardua by a man who is comfortable among political predators despite his heroic antecedents, Soyinka’s intervention is an injured outburst from an illustrious patriot who has fought on the side of justice for close to fifty years. The danger, however, is that the two can be used for the same purpose. It is significant that in his piece, Babatope, in anticipatory approval and without being aware of Soyinka’s approaching intervention, quotes with joyous relish Soyinka’s earlier strictures against Buhari.

    Soyinka’s strictures are harsh and perhaps justly so. As a matter of fact one must expand and  deepen his critique of Buhari  in order to arrive at political equity.  Indeed within six months of its existence, the Buhari administration was widely derided and reviled as the military wing of the ousted NPN. It was widely speculated that the main reason for its existence was to forestall a more revolutionary bloodbath by disaffected junior officers.

    If this was arguably a piece of slanderous speculation, the Buhari government soon lived up to its reactionary billing. The ousted president, Alhaji Shehu Shagari, reportedly aborted his flight to safety upon hearing  the leadership composition of the new government. He was‘kept in plush comfort where he reputedly increased his brood while his deputy, Alex Ekwueme, was thrown into the harsh privation of Kirikiri where he developed a beard of apostolic proportions.

    General Gowon who was returning from exile for the first time miraculously slipped across the border while Emeka Ojukwu was hauled into jail where he spent almost a year in a hail of bilious smoke and self-pity. There was also the dramatic daylight disappearance of Uba Ahmed after he was captured by junior officers who thought it was a new dawn for the nation. After his house was‘burglarized and his passport seized, it was Chief Awolowo again who prophetically cautioned that the omens were still not clear.

    We can go on ad nauseam. The families of those unjustly incarcerated and those sent to their premature deaths will never forget. The point to be made is that the Buhari administration did not just commit horrendous human rights abuses, it was‘also rabidly partisan and militantly contemptuous of the ethnic and regional sensitivities of the nation. Such was the danger it represented that towards the end, two civil war heroes, Generals Benjamin Adekunle and Akinrinade, were openly advocating a confederation for the nation.

    It is therefore a typical Nigerian paradox that a government so harshly reactionary in its driving ethos, a government reeking with ethnophobic malice could also be militantly patriotic on several scores. The Buhari administration made Nigerians proud in several respects: its puritanical prudence, its ascetic frugality, its stout refusal to devalue the naira, its nationalist rebuff of western interlopers, its economic offensive as seen in the counter trade, its stirring and soulful rhetoric against indiscipline, national self-abasement and the forlorn cravenness of our elite ,and, above all, its heroic attempt to recreate the momentum of the golden mid-seventies.

    If it is these memorable virtues that many of our compatriots choose to remember about Buhari rather than the harsh restrictions, the draconian infractions, Wole Soyinka must not blame them. Neither must he view it as a descent into definitive dementia. As Kafka would say, it is not that what you say is false but it is so hostile. The politics of memory, of remembering in a post-colonial nation is a complex, overdetermined affair. Too much memory, particularly negative memory, often leads to an awareness overloading which compels the mind to downsize negativities as a strategy of containment against unremitting hostility and persistent betrayal particularly in a post-colonial polity permanently rigged against rationality.

    Soyinka should take pity on his beleaguered compatriots. The light-headedness often associated with Nigerians these days, the strange happiness and loss of memory is a form of auto-therapy; an antidote against real madness in a nation of self-surpassing calamities. Having been subject to serial betrayal by their leaders, they have opened a new chapter in the annals of laughing and forgetting, and in the unnerving grin of the serially violated. The danger in a reflex rejection of Buhari is that it could split the progressive collective. There is an ideological, regional and generational dimension to this.

    There are progressive colleagues from the south who have never seen anything amiss in whatever Buhari did. There are radical compatriots from the north who believe he is a victim of a South-west intellectual conspiracy.

    There are some of Soyinka’s younger colleagues and admirers who will be forced to align with Buhari going by the logic of current party affiliations. And there are those much younger progressive elements who cannot give a damn about what Buhari did to some old men a long time ago. What should now be done is to sit Buhari down and extract from him every ounce of commitment to the progressive ideal.

    As for General Muhammadu Buhari ,  perhaps history beckons. Cashing in opportunistically on anti-Obasanjo sentiments and the nation-wide revulsion with the ruling party is not the same thing as coming up with a comprehensive blueprint which will mark him out as a truly visionary leader.

    If he intends to serve as a true national leader, and having disavowed the Oputa panel, this is the right moment to climb down from the high horse of bland refutals  and level with the injured of the land. That is the only way he can help to heal the open sore of an unfortunate nation.

    • First published in January, 2007.

  • Northern elders double down on zoning

    Northern elders double down on zoning

    The core North is unlikely to subdue the controversies caused by its meddling in the nomination of presidential candidates. In the past few months, groups purporting to represent the North have issued statements or taken steps to influence the nomination of northern candidates for both the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) and the main opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). It is understandable why the groups have shown such keen interest. They may not be active members of the two parties, but their remorseless desire to retain power in the North seems to have united them. Though there are indications that their objective is also dividing them, that division, which often manifests in strident arguments over open primaries (direct and indirect) or consensus arrangements, is tenuous.

    In about three weeks, the presidential primaries will hold. The northern elders, presuming to speak for the core North, are more interested in the nominations for the presidential position than the other primaries for the lower levels of elections. Cleverly, they have meddled more in the PDP than in the APC, hoping that once they get the opposition party to do their wish, the ruling party would face a dilemma. Chief among the northern groups speaking influentially on the presidential nominations is the Northern Elders Forum (NEF). About two weeks ago, NEF leaders disagreed sharply over their recommendations to the PDP to pick between two aspirants. There was, however, no disagreement on where the nominee would come from. They all agree he must be a northerner.

    Former military head of state Ibrahim Babangida had asked NEF leader Ango Abdullahi, a professor, to chair a committee to streamline the nominations. The committee had returned a tie decision recommending Bauchi governor Bala Mohammed and former senate president Bukola Saraki for the PDP nomination. Not only did this obviously unpopular decision split the NEF in two, it also set the cat among the pigeons in the PDP presidential nomination race. Other aspirants who had initially gone along with the sifting process became livid, refusing both to acknowledge the legitimacy of the Prof Abdullahi committee as well as the presumptuous interference in PDP affairs by a group of individuals alien to and unrepresentative of the opposition party.

    But if the northern elders can kill two birds with one stone, they will, and they may be succeeding beyond their wildest dreams in tilting the nomination in the PDP towards the core North. By now, Senator Saraki, despite his best efforts, knows that he is merely seeking significant relevance in the party, in case it wins the centre. But the nomination will not go to the Middle Belt except there is a seismic shift in the loyalty of their southern PDP compatriots. But if current projections hold true, and the South does not threaten to bolt from the party, the northern elders will pursue their regional interests with gusto. With Sen Saraki out of the way, and other southern aspirants browbeaten by northern intimidation and determination, the PDP will safely venture North in selecting their nominee. More, they might even cajole the APC to follow suit.

    But the question the northern elders will have to answer, once their identities are known, is why a regional socio-cultural grouping should inspire and even take such far-reaching political decisions for a party that has national following. They will decline to provide an answer. They have obviously taken for granted that the core North should always decide for the rest of the country. Political parties often oblige them in the same manner the military indulged them for decades. That their objectives were and remain parochial, with sometimes religious undercurrents, does not dissuade them from imprinting their signatures on national policies.

    Spokesman of NEF, Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, gave a poignant reason for the core North’s obtruding nature and politics. Politics, not to say democracy, he argued not too long ago, is a numbers game. The North, he aggregated with unparalleled presumption, has the numbers, and it will always deploy that force as it deems fit and will refuse to settle for less. Even though Nigeria’s electoral statistics show otherwise, the core North may be already accustomed to thinking it could by itself win any national election. That President Muhammadu Buhari tried three times to win the presidency on the strength of northern votes alone and failed thrice does not seem to inconvenience the wild assumptions of the elders. The core North has two geopolitical regions; if hypothetically the other four regions were to unite around a political party, they could also theoretically deny the core North the presidency in perpetuity.

    Political parties undoubtedly need to court the regions, sometimes through their cultural and political elites, but to surrender their processes, as the PDP appears to be doing in respect of its presidential nomination, to social and ethnic champions may be counterproductive. Between 1999 and 2015, the party seemed to have transcended such limitations and pollutants. Now shaken by two defeats in a row and unsure how they would fare in the next, they are desperately clutching at regional and primordial straws. They take cold comfort in the fact that as they appear to be getting away with murder they might infect the vacillating ruling APC into the bargain. It is not clear how both parties will fare in the path they seem eager to take. If they regain their senses and let their internal processes and ideologies take primacy in their politics, they may save themselves and the country. If not, there is no telling what repercussions await everybody.

    Ministers on partisan junkets

    About five or six cabinet members of the Muhammadu Buhari administration have so far declared their interest in running for president or governor. Governorship aspirants have relinquished office as commissioners on the directive of their governors based on Sec. 84 (12) of the new Electoral Act. Their federal counterparts, citing the ongoing litigation over the enactment, and in particular the judgement by Justice Evelyn Anyadike of the Federal High Court, Umuahia, on March 18 declaring the controversial Sec. 84 (12) of the amended Act illegal, have refused to resign their appointments in order to run for office.

    Chris Ngige (Labour), Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba (state, Education), Godswill Akpabio (Niger Delta), and Rotimi Amaechi (Transport) show interest in the presidency. A few more are rumoured to be interested, including, incredibly and unlawfully, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor Godwin Emefiele. Abubakar Malami (Justice) and possibly Isa Pantami (Communications) plus a few more are also said to be interested in running for governorship. The point is not how many they are, though this is disturbing enough and indicates what they had been up to as they pretended to give service to the Federal Republic, the point is how they are going about it.

    Considering how many they are, it is worrisome that the president seems unbothered by the disruptions his ministers’ politicking would cause the work of government. It is unlikely he is restrained by the ongoing litigation on Sec. 84 of the Electoral Act. Perhaps he sees the one-month duration in which they would contest the primaries to be too short to affect the work of government. Or perhaps he is more worried by the necessity of having to appoint new ministers should the aspirants in his cabinet leave. Whatever his rationalisation, the president should see his ambitious ministers as truly disruptive of governance. They are already crisscrossing the country to fish for delegates; how could they concomitantly mind the affairs of government, whether it relates to abducted train passengers or striking Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU)?

    The ministers do not have the public ethics required to resign honourably to pursue their ambitions. And the president won’t kick them out, invariably reflecting very badly on the quality and temperament of the current administration, and thus leaving Nigerians stranded and shortchanged. The ministers want to have their cakes and eat them. With the president looking askance, it is safe to surmise that, for Nigeria, this is a new low.

  • 13 ways to connect body-to-body, heart-to-heart

    13 ways to connect body-to-body, heart-to-heart

    I came across this well-written and hugely beneficial article and I felt that I should make it available to my readers. It is an excerpt from a book, ‘The Five S3x Needs of Men and Women,’ by Gary and Barbara Rosberg. Please enjoy it.

    Can you believe that a couple can achieve 100% of s3xual satisfaction if they so wish? During an interview with Christian s3x therapists, Clifford and Joyce Penner, e-Harmony founder Neil Clark Warren asked, “what percentage of couples can attain a mutually satisfying s3xual relationship?” The Penners respond, “attaining a high level of s3xual satisfaction with each other.”

    Couples often ask us how they can keep the excitement in s3x. Our answer: Stay connected. Being connected body-to-body and heart-to-heart is what makes s3x fulfilling and fun. Here are 13 ways you and your spouse can have more passion.

     

    Kiss intensely and passionately

    Do you remember the kind of kissing you did when you first fell in love? Do you still kiss that deeply and passionately? Rediscover passionate kissing. Take your time. Enjoy the touch and taste of each other’s lips. The burning sensation is terrific.

     

    Laze around in the afterglow

    Delight in the closeness you feel after having s3x. Stay in each other’s arms. Tell your spouse how good it felt and how much you love him or her. This is one of the most intimate as a couple.

     

    Become a scholar of your partner’s s3xual zones

    Seven erogenous zones have become a hot cake. They are the nipples of both spouses, the breast of your spouse, the earlobes of both spouses, the groin of both spouses, the penis and scrotum of the man, the vulva of the woman, the clitoris of the woman, the not-open-to-discussion ‘G spot’ of the woman. Even if no other places responded to your touches, these once are ever-ready-to-stimulation-sure-spots. A woman has more erogenous zones than just her breasts and vagina. Explore with her, and discover where she is most responsive. Kiss, stroke, or caress each body part. Ask: “How does this feel? Does it make you tingle? What would make you feel even ‘tinglier’ – if I caressed less or more?” Remember that although it is good to work toward a climax, the journey is pretty unbelievable too, and highly rewarding.

     

    Appreciate a wife’s definition of satisfaction

    “I don’t get it, “a husband told me at a restaurant. “ I do everything I can think of in bed, but my wife doesn’t usually have an orgasm.”

    “Does that bother your wife I asked?”

    “No. She seems content. I don’t get that either.”

    “That’s because many women are still satisfied with s3x, even when they don’t have an orgasm.”

    This husband stared blankly at me. “Huh?”

    Husbands, if you want to satisfy your wife, shift your definition of satisfaction. Of course, wives love to climax (who does not?), but they can enjoy the lovemaking experience even when they do not reach that place.

    Many women enjoy the sensuality of cuddling, kissing, and touching every bit as much as they enjoy the thrill of a climax. Women’s s3xual pleasure occurs on many levels other than simply orgasm.

     

    Know, admit, and value s3xual peaks

    Most men reach their s3xual peak in their late teens or early twenties. Most women reach theirs a decade or more later. Often when a woman is in her thirties and forties her s3xual desire becomes stronger, sometimes insatiable. Moreover, as a man ages, his emotional side increases. Through each stage, couples grow and learn more about each other and become more patient and sensitive to each other’s needs. This is God’s blessing to us because it allows a couple’s s3x life greater longevity and duration.

     

    Recognize the different kinds of s3x

    So often, couples feel the pressure to have “perfect” s3x – complete with earthquakes, fireworks, and multiple orgasms. It is not every time you have s3x that there will be a “bell ringer”; and that is okay because you are both connecting. Sometimes s3x will be a quickie to meet the need of the moment. Sometimes it could be functional s3x or just s3x. Sometimes, when you are not in the mood, you could have it simply because your spouse needs you at that moment. Sometimes it may be comfort s3x; when life has brought devastation, the only comfort and security you find are in the arms of your spouse as a lover. You will be ahead when you understand that the different kinds of s3x point to the ultimate reason for s3x: the relationship. The goal is not whether you end with a climax. The goal is that you are connected as a couple.

     

    Just make passionate s3x the main kind

    Do not rush. In a s3x survey we conducted recently, we asked women what they hated about s3x. Rushed s3x ranked number five. When you have a solid foundation and have spent years growing together and discovering more of s3xual tips, then you would want to have a lot of variety. Nevertheless, a woman who is repeatedly unsatisfied, who senses that her husband’s pleasure always comes before hers, can feel used and empty. She wants to experience the whole spectrum of s3x – the physical, emotional, spiritual, and relational. This is not to say rushed or quickie s3x is wrong. Still, s3x should not be rushed all the time. That would be like eating nothing but fast food. Going through the local fast food drive–through for a chili dog and onion rings every occasionally is not a problem, but your health would suffer if you did it at every meal. Make your goal pleasurable s3x that satisfies both of you.

     

    Communicate what type of s3x you need

    If you think you are going to have a quickie and your spouse is expecting a long, passionate encounter, both of you will probably end up frustrated. Clarify your expectations. Women need to prepare mentally for s3x. If a wife knows she is headed for quickie s3x, she can mentally prepare for that, including the realization that she may not climax. Most of the time the woman will still enjoy s3x, even if she does not have the same outcome as her husband.

    Become skilled at your spouse’s s3xual triggers

    We often joke about his-and-hers triggers. Usually, we say that men have one s3xual trigger: everything. Women are a bit more complex. Though, seriously, because men are more visually stimulated, a man can become aroused by seeing his wife naked, undressing, or wearing something provocative. Typically, women are not that way. Therefore, a husband needs to discover what his wife’s s3xual triggers are.

    A wife may be a “touch me” girl: she likes hugs and caresses. She may be a “tell me” girl: she likes affirmation and verbal foreplay. She may be a “listen to me and share with me” girl: she opens up after connecting with her husband through conversation. She may be a “doing” girl: she appreciates it when he picks up messes and helps with housework. She may be a “spiritual food” girl: she becomes open to s3x after connecting with him through prayer, reading Scripture, and discussing spiritual matters.

     

    Practice the fine art of admiration

    There is a part of each of us that likes it when our mate is happy with our performance, insight, or advice. We long to hear, “You did a good job,” or “You’ve worked so hard this week; I want to take you out for dinner so you don’t have to cook.” Sincere verbal appreciation motivates us. Overwhelm your spouse with appreciation, and watch s3xual desire increase.

     

    Make each other a priority

    Multitudes of s3x therapists and marriage counselors name fatigue as the number one enemy of s3xual intimacy. When couples are worn out, s3x is one of the first things to go. If s3x enters our minds – even fleetingly – we think, “I’d really like to have s3x, but when I do have the time and the energy?”

    We can push s3x to the side and claim it is “just for a season.” Yet, pretty soon, that season turns into a pattern. That is when it becomes ingrained in the heart and we become blind to what we are doing. Of all s3xual issues, exhaustion is the one over which we have the most control. How you may ask? By reprioritizing, working less, saying no to outside activities that do not further the marriage, or asking for help. Carve out time each week just to relax and have fun with each other.

    Grab your calendars, sit down with your spouse, and talk through your schedules. Ask each other the questions: What is an absolute priority? What feels like an absolute priority but really isn’t ? What can we get rid of, at least for now? What is the best day to set aside as a time for just the two of us to have s3x, to have fun, and enjoy each other? Get yourselves back to remembering, oh yeah! This is really fun!

    Say “Why not?”

    Give yourself permission to enjoy s3x. Be open to pleasing your lover. Take on a “Why not?” attitude.

    Keep practicing enthusiastically!

    S3x stirs the craving for more s3x. Lovemaking elevates the brain chemicals associated with desire. Therefore, as we decide to have s3x and find we enjoy our time of lovemaking, our libidos increase, often leading to an increased yearning to have s3x more often. What could be more fun and exciting than that?

     

    QUESTION

    Hi, I’ve been having an increasingly hard time sustaining and now even achieving an erection. I’m 28 years old and healthy. I eat right for the most part. I only drink occasionally and don’t do drugs. I do smoke up to half a pack of cigarettes a day and this has been my lifestyle for the past 10 years maybe a little longer. I wanted to know if this is a result of my lifestyle or what. What steps could I take to stop this lack of achieving erection, are there specific foods that I’m not getting enough of that may over time cause this? I would prefer not going on any synthetic pills such as Viagra as I feel as though I’m too young to be in this situation. Thank you

     

    ANSWER

    As a s3x therapist and a medical personal I need answers to the following questions When did the symptom start? Are there any other symptoms? Was any test done? Do you have morning erections?

     

    Client Reply

    It started sometime last  September and I noticed that I was stressed from work, no other symptoms that I know of. For the most part, I’m as healthy as an ox. No tests have been done. I write to you to get an expert’s opinion when dealing with things of a serious nature. I have an erection maybe once or twice a week in the morning, but recently opposite nude bodies do not trigger anything from me.

     

    FINAL ANSWER

    You have to seriously look into the idea of changing your lifestyle, stop smoking, stop drinking, and do not engage in masturbation. You also need to enhance yourself with some of the natural herbs we advertise, these herbs do total overhauling since they are close to nature. In addition, you should practice kegel exercises.

  • Presidential primaries (1) APC, Tinubu and others

    Presidential primaries (1) APC, Tinubu and others

    IN approximately one month, the two leading political parties will know who will fly their flags at the next presidential election. So far, however, it is burdensome trying to manage the process of determining how to zone the presidency between North and South, and then finally selecting one out of their many qualified aspirants to fly their flags. The job is clearly not an easy one for both parties. By last weekend, more than 30 aspirants had crowded the two parties to voice their interest in the plum, imperial job of ruling Nigeria. The number may be disconcerting, but the consolation is that little by little, more educated and talented people are showing interest in the job. Whether their parties, which have put laborious mechanisms in place to screen presidential aspirants, can attest to the leadership character of the aspirants is a different thing altogether. But even after the candidates are picked, the parties will still have a hard time selling their standard-bearers to voters wearied by decades of leadership incompetence.

    The ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), which for no special reason other than incumbency is the frontrunner, boasts of more than a dozen aspirants, clearly incommensurate with the 40 million membership size it purports to have registered last year. The main opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), still apoplectic from its two last defeats, has nearly 20 aspirants, thus matching its previous boast of being the largest political party in Africa. By the end of May or early June, both parties will have put their aspirants, save one each, to the sword based on sundry reasons. The manner of the slaughter and the scale of the massacre will determine whether the disaffection arising from the selection processes would prove damaging and consequential to the ambitions of both parties. Having both produced a slew of unprincipled leaders and aspirants over the years, the culmination of the selection processes will create and invigorate an osmotic environment manifesting in a current of bitter and migrating rejects, and an array of eager dupes and saboteurs who would stay behind to wreak havoc on their parties for spurning their messianic offers.

    For obvious reasons, it is apposite to consider the APC first, not only for being the party to beat despite its puny show of competence, but because it has produced more consequential aspirants. The one dozen or so APC aspirants are a motley crew of inscrutable politicians whose interests in the presidency, judging from their poor or modest showing as governors or senators, is hard to deconstruct. Of the dozen and probably more aspirants who will declare before deadlines lapse, one region demands closer examination, while two politicians are worthy of any proper attention. Reviled as the party may be, it still possesses some modicum of common sense. It recognises that after eight years of President Muhammadu Buhari, it would be scandalous to openly romanticise northern aspiration to the throne. They may waffle a lot about zoning, but in the end they know that by the sheer mechanics of how they have alloted party offices they seem to have made zoning the presidency not only ineluctable, but also southern-ward. More decipherable, it seems they are looking in the direction of the Southwest; but whether enthusiastically or reluctantly, no one can tell at the moment.

    The wink on the party’s face has, therefore, proliferated aspirants from the Southwest, including ex-Lagos State governor Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, senator and ex-governor Ibikunle Amosun, and Governor Kayode Fayemi who last week served notice of his declaration in a few days. Aspirants from the South-South and Southeast, including the pampered ex-Rivers governor Rotimi Amaechi and the theatrical Labour minister Chris Ngige, are having to move mountains to convince anyone of the seriousness of their aspirations or the likelihood of being selected. Of the four Southwest aspirants, Sen Amosun and Dr Fayemi are unlikely to go the distance. They will pant for breath even in the sprints. The race then seems to be between Asiwaju Tinubu and Prof Osinbajo. If the design among shadowy forces within the party is not to populate the contest with Southwest aspirants to drain support from the ex-Lagos governor, then the contest can be safely narrowed down to the two. Here, Prof Osinbajo is less likely to breast the tape. After first running the race as if he was already a candidate fighting against the PDP pick, he has sensibly redirected his efforts into fishing for delegates. After all, it is evident not all delegates have been bought or sold.

    In his fishing trips, and at every stop, the eminent professor has run on his record as a loyal subordinate to the president, from whom, due to delegation of duties, he has learnt the intricacies of governance and gained experience. It is not clear whether he knew how implausible he sounded every time he made such claims, but the records he alluded to rang hollow and even apocalyptic to his teeming supporters. They brush aside his highfalutin vice presidential claims, preferring instead to focus on his academic and professorial qualifications, and more believably his mesmerising eloquence which they noisily contrast with the stolid and laborious phrases and elocutions of his opponents. The more the professor speaks of the value and virtue of his joint leadership with President Buhari, the more his dismayed and sceptical supporters shift attention to his eloquent forays into polemic and explosion of his opponents’ casuistries. Being sensible and intellectually deep, the vice president knows that eloquence without substance, which his instinct tells him sums up his profundities, is meaningless. But being impatient and alarmed, his supporters know that it is catastrophic and delusional for any aspirant to leash himself with a controversial and scorned president. There will be no meeting point between followers and leader, for each is convinced that the other is grossly mistaken.

    Prof Osinbajo is unlikely to win the ticket, of course not in the unequivocal sense in which Sen Amosun and Dr Fayemi will lose their deposit, for their aim in contesting the party’s ticket is shrouded in mystery. The vice president wants to win, and even thinks he can win, despite not having built a political structure, as politics in this clime demands. It would be tragic should he believe that President Buhari had done well, necessitating his willingness to attach himself to his illusory records. But he is too timid to distance himself from the president, and has even begun to man up in his rhetoric, walking back many of his assumptions including how he became vice president. Mercifully the contest for the ticket will last only four weeks or so. Should it last longer, there is no telling what other stories and accounts the eminent professor would repudiate. His Pentecostal fervor as a function of his political ambition has not abated; and despite clashing with the doctrinal messianism of Tunde Bakare, pastor of the Citadel Global Church, pulling God into the race on behalf of ‘a man for such a time as this’ will be the natural order of things in his increasingly less obtrusive religionisation of the 2023 race.

    Sen Amosun and Dr Fayemi probably have two purposes for vying for the ticket: either to use the aspiration as a future bargaining tool after they might have lost, or to take advantage of the dark horse phenomenon replete with Nigerian politics. Recall how Timipre Sylva became governor, and how Goodluck Jonathan himself became governor and president in quick and bedazzling succession. But Prof Osinbajo has the support of shadowy northern characters close to the corridors of power. They know he can’t win, not even by default, and they know for sure that should he win, it would amount to simply gifting the presidency to the PDP. Despite their hallucinations, the professor’s northern backers know that the northern (that is, the core North) voter less hamstrung by the niceties of education and enlightened self-interest has a morbid fear of pastors, particularly their southern Pentecostal cousins. Should he get the ticket, they know that the dark hint of religion already polluting the race will break out into open, undisguised, and unashamed warfare.

    The APC itself is in a quandary. Despite the aloofness of the president, who believes whether the party wins or loses will not significantly affect him, most of its leaders wish to retain the presidency in the party. They do not have powerful northern contestants for their ticket like the PDP. They will, therefore, want to put their best southern foot forward. In their closets, they have already precluded any pastor as candidate, and would in fact gloat should they get a Muslim- Muslim ticket into the bargain. They will not rig the votes for the professor, and will not stake a higher bargain for dark horses so-called. In the end, they will be deliberate, watch the PDP’s every move, no matter how surreptitious, and despite their frenzied politicking and disputatious manners, will be averse to pulling anybody’s chestnuts out of the fire. Soon, in fact, party leaders will realise that the decision on their standard-bearer had been taken months ago, notwithstanding the valiant efforts of their former caretaker chairman to alter the outcomes.

    That perhaps leaves Asiwaju Tinubu for consideration. Despite himself and his best efforts, he is and remains controversial. More than any individual, he worked hardest to cobble together the persons and forces that coalesced into the APC, and performed valiantly to put the party and particularly President Buhari in office. For a single south-westerner to pack such political muscle appeared humbling, if not unsettling and humiliating, to the president and those who think oligarchical like him. As soon as the crown settled around the president’s ears, he and his close aides produced a series of measures to cage the former Lagos governor. They were partially successful. But their effort to raise a new set of Southwest political titans failed to take heed of the gradualist approach to mentoring, toughening and maturing political leaders. Aware that their reelection was in jeopardy in 2019, they exhumed him again from pasture and made him the face of the campaign. Immediately they won, as Asiwaju Tinubu and his supporters half expected, he was again promptly consigned to the cold. Party leaders, beginning with the defunct caretaker committee, are indescribably mortified to begin to sense that they can’t win the presidency in 2023 without him, either as the standard-bearer or lead campaigner.

    But while he was put out to pasture, Asiwaju Tinubu continued nurturing his contacts and servicing his political network. This nature is intrinsic to his politics. He gives much, expects little, and had offered political and pro-democracy services for decades even before running for the presidency crossed his mind. But to win the ticket he will have to stare down the opposition within the party leadership, starting with the president whom he must either pacify or cleverly bypass. The caretaker committee did their best, in league with Aso Villa cabals, to undo him and neutralise his political influence and stature. They were unsuccessful, just as the president whose antipathy to him waxed alternately hot and cold also achieved mixed results. The main reason they are loth to give him the ticket he believes he has worked hard for and richly deserves is because they see him as a man who has a mind of his own. They are uncomfortable with a president who would not be dictated to, for the Nigerian presidency, as past presidents and heads of state as well as ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo have demonstrated, is fit only for the pliant.

    Joined by a large section of the public, party leaders emphasise Asiwaju Tinubu’s weaknesses and humble background than his accomplishments and competence. He is criminalised for his humble birth, denounced for counterintuitively deploying the Chinese model of mentoring next generation of leaders that focuses on competence rather than loyalty, and dismissed as a certificate forger despite his alma mater’s incontrovertible attestation. In the 2015 poll, he was the main target despite not being the candidate, and in 2019 he was pilloried for helping his party win a second term despite being resoundingly ostracised by his party. Now they fear him for having a remarkable administrative record in Lagos, for being strong-willed, for being capable of producing the next generation of leaders, and for being able to grasp complex social, economic and political issues. Deploying the illogical postulations of ex-military heads of state who fix the arbitrary age limit of 60 for the next president, the former governor is waved away as too old at 70. His strengths and skills are downplayed, and his weaknesses accentuated and valorised. Yet, the PDP knows that the only aspirant they fear to face as candidate is Asiwaju Tinubu. It is unclear whether the president or his party, the APC, knows this.

    Before him, Chief Obafemi Awolowo was demonised as independent-minded and strong-willed, not to say power-hungry and dictatorial. France’s Charles de Gaulle was also scorned as being too obsessed with power when he advocated a new constitution shortly after World War II. Deng Xiaoping, who laid the foundation for modern China, was purged from leadership sometime between 1967 and 1969 during the Cultural Revolution, reinstated by Zhou Enlai four years later, purged again in 1976, and restored by Hua Guofeng in 1977 until he finally took the reins of power a few years later. Men with ideas may have their weaknesses, but woe betide a nation that misses their value and dispenses with their services. The APC lacks depth, perspective and vision, and Aso Villa is incapable of thinking nationally and globally as well as rationally. Had they been perceptive and selfless, the contest going on in the party would have been a formality. In searching for a candidate, neither the party nor the presidency has paid attention to the enormous problems besetting the country, or try to determine who is best placed, is a visionary, and is politically astute and enterprising enough to grapple with them. That candidate must have won the trust of a large section of the country, and must show himself as a committed democrat and detribalised leader.

    It is unusual that the Southwest, long lionised for its learning, has been at the forefront of the relentless attacks on the former Lagos governor. If all four south-westerners go into the primary, their region will either dissipate its chances of producing the candidate or gift an undeserving outsider the ticket. The problem is not whether an aspirant has betrayed another; the problem is the evidence of a shocking lack of character and political savvy among the Southwest aspirants compounded by a complicit presidency and party leadership. Should the party be unable to manage the primary contest well, and should Aso Villa become entrapped in the thicket of ethnic and religious considerations, they will be setting themselves up for electoral disaster next year. In 1993, Nigeria was fortunate to produce an electoral outcome that demystified religion and ethnicity. But ex-heads of state presuming to think for Nigeria today and postulating the future could not in their days in power see the virtue of upholding a truly nationalistic electoral outcome. Now, egged on by the Southwest’s incredibly awkward thinkers and critics, they are demonising same faith ticket in the midst of the worst existential crisis the country has ever faced, a crisis which in the face of mounting poverty, lawlessness and disorder, may very well consume everybody.

  • Why are northern elders this overly concerned with who emerges PDP presidential candidate?

    Why are northern elders this overly concerned with who emerges PDP presidential candidate?

    Bala Mohammed, the ethnic irredentist governor of Bauchi state, was back this past week, lecturing us about Fulani exceptionalism, about how the Fulani is a global person who should not be expected to obtain a visa to enter any country, whatever. It is not his first time as i had cause to write about him  as follows on September 29, 2019: “Governor Bala Mohammed of Bauchi state must have sent not a few Nigerians into utter delirium when,  some two weeks ago on Channels Television,  he waxed lyrical, authoritatively telling his listeners  how Fulanis  all over West Africa, are eligible  to participate in  the National Livestock Transformation Plan. Every question thrown at him to explain this dubious claim saw him telling Nigerians how every Fulani is a Nigerian because he, Mohammed, has relations in the Cameroons, or such like inanities”.

    Now he has upped the ante.

    Because the Buhari government cannot, according to him, protect Fulani herdsmen, (as if anybody, or even, travellers on trains are) they are at liberty to carry AK 47 about”. –  ‘What Voodoo Economy Is This?’ – 14 February, 2021.

    Last week on this column, I insinuated that zoning the APC presidential candidacy to the South  could very well be a ploy, indeed, a ruse. I based that  assumption  on two grounds: one, that given everything that President Buhari has done for  the North during his now 7 – year old administration, he cannot, reasonably, be expected to  undo them by so soon handing over power to a  Southerner who, even if he were an Arewa hireling,  would not be able, to allow the North continue to enjoy all those undue advantages, all products of injustice. The second is that President Buhari’s choice, no his insistence, on Senator Abdullai Adamu, a man who had not in any way famously distinguished himself, wether as governor of  Nasarawa state, or nationally in his many  years in government, as APC  National chairman, could only have been the result of his unreflecting  support for a nation wide establishment of  grazing routes, a suggestion rejected  by some core Northern governors, but which the President simply adores..

    Also, what in all decency  should have suggested the name of ex- President Jonathan to anybody in APC if some people were not up to some plot  to disorganise  long suffering APC members in the South in order to have  an easy fall guy when the North votes for the PDP presidential candidate, in a rehash of the 2015 experience when Northern PDP governors deceptively  worked for President Buhari’s victory thus confirming the impression that for a  Northerner, party affiliation  means nothing, only power does.

    Festus Eriye answered this question  concerning President Jonathan when in his article: ‘2023: The Curious Case of Goodluck Jonathan’, published in The Nation of Wednesday, 26 April, 2022 he wrote as follows::”In the run-up to the 2015 polls, the then opposition identified the economy, corruption and insecurity as Jonathan, and the PDP government’s weakest points. They made these the focus of campaign attacks to great effect. Seven years after, these problems have metastasized. If he wasn’t good enough to deal with them back them, resulting in voters rejecting him, what makes him the solution now that these challenges have become monsters? Beyond playing statesman, there’s no evidence the former president took a refresher course at any School of Competence since losing power”.

    Of course, as we have seen, these people are not bothered about finding a solution as we would have since been rid of insecurity in Nigeria.

    But surprise awaits those thinking like that   as  those on the negative side of government action in this administration should know exactly how to vote, come the next presidential election.

    Apparently, those  pushing the project are too consumed by their love of raw power to think through all the ramifications.

    President Jonathan, indeed,  must have chuckled to himself when Ralph Okorie, speaking on behalf of  a non – descript Citizens Network for Peace and Development in Nigeria, which is out canvassing  his  candidacy, claimed the other day, that “allowing candidates without a clear cut vision to get into the Presidential Villa in 2023, would not only be suicidal but would be like aiding and supporting incompetence over competence”. Did President Jonathan, as president, once showed that he had a clear-cut policy for Nigeria?

    That his  name came up at all only confirms the selfishness of the Northern oligarchy which believes it can tolerate power shift for no more than four years, if at all it must.

    Going to  beg President Jonathan to throw in his cap only confirms  the fact that the North will not be  averse to working for the  PDP  candidate in 2023 as long as he is a Northerner, since all that matters to them is having  power back soonest, discounting the fact that the North has ruled Nigeria far longer than the South since independence.

    It is equally interesting, as explained above, that the same factor which recommended Senator Abdullahi Adamu for the APC Chairmanship, is  the same reason which underpinned Governor Bala Mohammed’s  emergence from Babangida’s inspired elders – love of the Fulsni simpli cita. That Senator Saraki’s name  featured at all, is for me,  another ploy, as only a full- blooded Fulani  can fit the bill.

    Why do I say so?

    As I wrote last week, give it to the  Fulani for the they have in their intelligentsia.  Consisting, in the days of yore,  as the likes of Ahmed Talib, Yahaya Gusau, Liman Ciroma, Ali Akilu, Adamu Ciroma, Adamu Fika, Hamza Zayyad, Muhammad Bello, Mamman Daura, Mahmud Tukur, Ahmed Joda, MT Usman etc, they are, to this day, “a select group of people with a certain ancestry, intrinsic quality, high intellect, special skills or experience”, as well as being undiluted Northern patriots. Mostly ascetic, self – effacing and, forever working stealthily, their sole concern is power – its acquisition, retention, and its usage for the North.

    Anything else matters not.

    There is no way, therefore,  these very smart people would have agreed that it is judicious, even reasonable, to now allow power to move away from  the North, especially after the very  North- centric Buhari administration. For them, what this time  requires is power consolidation.

    And what do I mean by the Buhsri administration being North – centric?

    Not even during the First Republic of the Sadauna, Sir Ahmadu Bello, and  Prime Minister, Sir Ahmadu Bello, was the North in such total control of Nigeria as is now the case all within 7 short years of  President Buhari’s administration. As you read this, the North not only controls the 3  arms of government – Executive, Legislative and Judicial, it  controls all arms – bearing  agencies, all Intelligence services, military and civilian – inclusive of both  Immigration and Prisons. Same goes for nearly all the major revenue generating, and disbursing agencies of government, as well as most regulatory agencies, whether in Health, Education, Aviation, Data, Communications, Pension, Sovereign Wealth, to name but a few.

    Add to that the fact that the conditions which predisposed the North to let power move to the South in 1999 simply no longer  exist today. So there  is no overarching reason for, especially the APC,  to have  so meekly zoned  the presidency to the South, or the North to ‘abandon’ power, if there isn’t something some people  know but which we dont know here in the South. I sincerely doubt the next President will come from the South.

    This is where, I believe, ex- President Ibrahim Babangida’s intervention became inescapable.  Past master in political trickery, I verily believe that  General Babangida is  working for the North, not  just for a party. And his involvement is the climax,  not the  beginning of  a plot  which started as soon as President Buhari was sworn in for his second term.

    Or  when, in Nigeria’s political history, has   Northern elders been this involved in who emerged the presidential candidate of any party? None, of course, but as I see things, the need to maintain the status quo, post Buhari, has become the urgency of now for the Northern oligarchy. This is  more so as no ELECTED President of Southern extraction can allow all this injustice to continue.

    Efforts had been on for about 3 years to recruit Southern politicians who would play ball. Readers old enough would recall how military President Babangida used to promise just about anybody the presidency during his time. This time around, it is believed that some were even shown security reports, confirming  them as the president’s choice of a successor.  Apparently, failure of the effort  in the Southwest must have led the Buni- led interim committee of the  APC  to the Southeast and the Southsouth where they hit gold, succeeding in prising away two state governors from the PDP. One of them would, even shamelessly,  claim that a fellow state governor, of the same PDP, scared him out of the party rather than confess he fell prey to a sweet scam.

    Today, he is a contestant.

    Jokers!

    General Babangida has, however,  over reached himself and denunciations have since  come aplenty; all because, apparently, not everybody was in on the scheme. They  will soon be pacified, anyway,  and President Babangida will continue with his seeming last hurray apace.

    Long may he live.

    There is  equally already in place,  the excuse to  profer for the APC defeat when, or if, it finally happens. In a classical case of blaming the victim, Nigerians would be told that even though the North genuinely supported APC in zoning its candidacy to the South, too many exuberant Southern politicians, who all wanted to be President  messed up the party’s chances.

    I shall honestly love to be proved wrong in all these but as  far  as I can see, the party will be exceedingly lucky to have President Buhari  hand over to the APC candidate on  29 May, 2023.

  • Ekiti 2022: Oyebanji’s strategic pillars of action: Going beyond Rhetoric?

    Ekiti 2022: Oyebanji’s strategic pillars of action: Going beyond Rhetoric?

    “These ideas have come from my interactions with various categories of Ekiti citizens at home and abroad … This is not a politician’s usual promise to a voting public but a pledge from an Ekiti man to his people. This is a promise from me to you … Our proposed strategic pillars of action are all interlinked. We are ensuring that there is sufficient investment, and attention given to the specific areas … to create opportunities, improve well-being and deliver sustainable growth for everyone …” – Biodun Abayomi Oyebanji, Ekiti APC Gubernatorial Candidate.

    In Ekiti local diction, it is commonly said that: “Omo ka ga, ose re a tirin”, meaning a child that will grow tall, his legs will be thin. Biodun Abayomi Oyebanji’s (BAO) unveiling of his manifesto on Tuesday 26th April 2022 was a scintillating signature combining years of initiation, interaction, idealization and integration in community engagement and governance. The mainstay occupation of the average Ekiti man and woman is farming. It is good to initiate this write up with an analogy of farming so that Ekitikete, home and abroad, could easily relate with this treatise. In preparing for farming activity, there is an input stage where the farmer has to get the size and location of his farmland, get his seedlings ready while awaiting favourable climate before commencing planting, and also acquire basic farm implements, such as cutlasses and hoes in readiness for action. This is the Input stage. Secondly, there is the Activity stage of clearing the land to size and specification, making heaps through hoeing, planting the seedlings, etc. Activity stage also includes nurturing, weeding, containing pests and combating pre – harvest diseases that may hamper or hinder harvest. Thirdly, there is the Output stage culminating in reaping the fruits. For instance, a farmer that plants seedlings of maize, will expect after the Input and Activity stages to get fruits of maize in abundance as a grain of maize seed could yield cobs of maize fruit depending on several factors. Output is not the final stage. The next stage is Outcome which is the immediate effect(s) of the harvest (Output). In this stage, the maize could be eaten, processed, dried, sold thus enhancing the financial viability of the farmer and supplying of input to local industries. It could also lead to export if specifically processed and packaged in case of abundant yield meeting local demands. Hence, foreign exchange earnings can come from this outcome thus improving the internally generated revenue of the state resulting in Impact stage of the Result Chain. The steps stated here is modern adaptation of Monitoring, Evaluation and Learning (MEL) that is beyond rhetoric!

    Periscopic Perceptions of the Pillars

    In the opening of this treatise, the analogy presented is intentional to drive home a point made by Biodun Abayomi Oyebanji (BAO) in the unveiling of his manifesto at the iconic Bishop Adetiloye Hall, Ado Ekiti on Tuesday, 26th April 2022. This writer was present as an ethnographic researcher, leadership strategist and follower. It is instructive to pontificate or pinpoint certain portions of his speech in these days of digital technology that reminds the writer or speaker years after writing or making a speech. How we need to be careful of what we say or write! Ab initio, Oyebanji squarely and simply stated thus: “This is not a politician’s usual promise to a voting public but a pledge from an Ekiti man to his people …” It is a truism that many politicians, not just in Ekiti, but all over Nigeria, are fond of making floundering and faltering promises to the followers. Oyebanji was clear that his was a pledge! This is “a binding promise or agreement” according to Merriam – Webster Online Dictionary. These are the seven pillars:

    1. Youth Development and Job Creation: This is an idea whose time has come. However, it should be proactively and practically operationalized to ensure tangible input transcends to activity that will showcase discernible output; and ultimately, expected outcome will manifest bettering the lives of some of our battered youths which have turned to motorcycle riders (okada), tricycle riders (keke maruwa), whilst some are into dastard acts of shambolic internet fraud. As enunciated by Oyebanji, acquisition of digital and vocational skills will engage productively our youths couple with the aggressive inculcation of measurable scheme of micro, small and medium enterprises (MSME) laced with sports development.
    2. Human Capital Development: According to BAO, the focus of this pillar will “be driven by four components – Education, Healthcare, Water, Sanitation and Hygiene (WASH) and Social Investment. These areas recognize the foundation for a productive workforce, is a healthy and knowledgeable workforce.” Basic education is currently free for both primary and secondary education in the state, courtesy of the current administration of the Dr. John Kayode Fayemi (JKF) administration. One of the tangible legacies is increased enrollment and Ekiti is placed second in the states with lowest number of out – of – school children nationally. BAO intends to pursue health care inculcating and institutionalizing affordable and accessible health insurance schemes statewide as it is the norm in sane climes. This is commendable if optimally operationalized with inclusion. Ekiti can build on Water, Sanitation and Hygiene (WASH) as this is one major legacy of the JFK administration. Water flows in taps in Ekiti with the revamping of the Ero and Egbe Water Dams.
    3. Agriculture and Rural Development: This is one core and crucial pillar. If I have my way, it should be the 1st Pillar to be tagged Agribusiness with the overarching aim of industrializing the entire state within a few years and thereby attracting foreign direct investment (FDI) that will ultimately boost the state’s internally generated revenue (IGR) overtime. There will be tangible and discernible results within eighteen months in the saddle!
    4. Infrastructure and Industrialization: BAO should build on existing infrastructure whilst liaising with the Federal agencies to upgrade highways within the state. The airport project that is on -going should be completed to aid transportation, tourism, agribusiness and industrialization.
    5. Arts, Culture and Tourism: This is a pillar not to be ignored. Ikogosi Warm Springs, located at the hometown of Oyebanji is Ekiti’s iconic tourism site. It is high time it was upgraded with a public private partnership (PPP) with the possibility of linking it with a super highway straight from the airport to boost tourism and facilitate the siting of a 5-star brand hotel within the precinct of the Springs. In addition, there could be the possibility of cable car connection between the site and a strategic town like Aramoko located on a major highway linking Lagos – Ibadan to Ekiti towns. Moreover, just like Governor Chukwuma Soludo is showcasing Igbo traditional attire, BAO could rejig the traditional “Kitike” wear. Kitike is traditionally woven in Ekiti. The art could be modernized and commercialized just like the use of “Adire” is being appreciated and adopted by Ogun State indigenes. Why not Kitike in Ekiti?
    6. Governance: This is the last but the least pillar. Governance should be inclusive and people oriented with a good feedback mechanism to discern the feeling, yearning and longing of the people from time to time. Community Development Associations (CDA) should be strengthened and sustained to enhance community engagement and inclusion at the grassroots.

    Recommendations and Conclusion

    These are laudable pillars as depicted aforementioned in this treatise. However, as this writer was taught at Harvard Business School, by Professor Robert Simons, in a module in Strategy Execution: “Strategy is important, but execution is everything.” In essence, that your strategy is well-crafted does not translate to a better outcome or results at the end of the day. It is therefore imperative to lay emphasis on breaking down these strategic pillars to actionable steps that will be tracked with key performance indicators (kpi) that are specific, measurable, achievable, realistic and time – bound (SMART). BAO should, as a matter of earnest, commit these strategic pillars to a ream of cerebral and sagacious men and women competent in each sector to harmonize his thoughts and condense them to simple, actionable, measurable and trackable steps that are time bound with crystal and clear-cut key performance indicators (kpi). Surmising it thus, in the words of erstwhile British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill: “However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.” Succinctly and saliently stated, it is vital to, first of all establish the baselines. What are baselines? The point the current administration will reach come October 2022 as Dr. John Kayode Fayemi once pontificated that his government would not suffer governance to go in reverse gear due to electioneering campaign. Hitherto, he has lived up to that billing! The team to be constituted should work in harmony with the present state actors henceforth to update record, establish and review baselines so as to hit the ground running as from October 2022 as BAO beats all other contenders in the race to Oke Ayoba. However, between now and then, there are lots of to be done in ensuring all party members in the state of the fountain of knowledge are fully mobilized not only to vote but to campaign and convince their friends and family members to vote for the APC that BAO is flying the flag in the June 18 election in Ekiti. Meanwhile, strategic actions culminating in canvassing, campaigning and convincing people to vote should be the mode of operation rather than noisy but fruitless campaigns that lead nowhere.

    • John Ekundayo, can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com