Category: Sunday

  • God will help us!

    Do you now wonder why God is so busy? He has to keep tag of the things we forbid, reject, bind, loose, claim, accept, and decree, even our non-military decrees. God Will Help Us!

    Most countries I know are guided by one philosophy or the other. You know what that is, don’t you? It is that field of study which opens unto you other fields of study without providing any definite answer to those fields of study, get my drift? What I love about it is that it is the only subject where you are permitted to ask more questions than you can give answers to, especially in examination scripts. It asks questions like, how do you know that you know what you know? Beautiful. The only other people who ask questions like that are my children, especially when they were very young. I frequently would go like, ‘I know one of you poured this water on the floor’. And they frequently would go like, ‘How do you know? You were not even there.’ And they would turn to each other: ‘How come she knows everything we do?’ I tell you, we were real philosophers back then.

    This belief system also has its compensations of course, not to mention drawbacks. Whenever steam threatens to blow out of my ears because the mate’s action or inaction has lit a fire of rage inside of me, I treat myself with a simple mental massage: the action never really happened; I just imagined it. Better still: he does not really exist; I have been imagining him all along. The drawback in this law however surfaces when it is time to collect the monthly housekeeping allowance. When the fancy takes him, he may decide that my dainty outstretched palm does not really exist; he is only imagining it.

    This yo-yo system of questioning does not happen often in the sciences, for there, you cannot afford too many questions. Imagine what would happen if scientists monitoring the landing of a space craft, which they have just sent to space, begin to ask themselves such questions as ‘But how do we know that the craft we have sent really exists? What if we have merely imagined it?’ Were that to happen, I assure you there’ll be nothing to land in but hot soup.

    So, as I was saying, a nation’s philosophy defines the actions of its citizens directed at achieving some national goals. In most countries, these goals are purposed and designed for the common good such that even the littlest person, e.g. the president’s little old lady, is given an identity within the confines of that philosophy. Call that philosophy an ideology if you like, and you will come up with different practices in different parts of the world that sound very much like what I am talking about. And so, you may come across the Welfarist hues of the West which means essentially that even the president may benefit from social welfare, no matter how badly he governs. The Socialist hues of the East practically guarantees that a president is obliged to share his palace with the people for the common good, never mind that no good is ever common. In the South, the philosophy often disseminated is called ‘God Will Help Us’. Naturally. It means essentially that we, the people, do not get the opportunity to lift a finger to do anything for ourselves. When someone sermonized not too long ago that we should Ask Nothing of God, we all listened. Honest. But we promptly went back on our knees to do what we know best, Ask Everything of God. Why? Why not! Because He is about the only person we know who can make the oil to flow under our parcel of earth, provide buyers for the crude and then provide those who sell the refined stuff back to us; he makes the pineapple to pop out of the ground like browned toast in its due season; he brings policemen to kill the snakes in my compound, and yes, he even brings game right round to my backyard.

    The other day, I watched in fascination as a large alligator lizard, the edible kind, climbed over my wall and into my compound, and I was alone in the house. The dog barked its senses out. Me, I just did my thing: I shut all the doors and screamed. God will help us.

    This ‘God Will Help Us’ philosophy presents rather more strongly than we know. It is used often and in nearly every conversation across the continent of Africa but nowhere more persistently than in Nigeria. A deeply religious and prayerful people, Nigerians, from the north to the south, punctuate their very breathes with comforting words of religious wisdom. Even our goats know how to pray, I tell you; they bleat off the ‘Amen’ faster than some of our husbands across whose paths the church dares to pass once in the year – at New Year’s Eve.

    Hence, while traversing the land, you are bound to be assaulted by evidence of religiosity. When you call a price that the market woman does not want to hear, she tells you, ‘God forbid it’; when you accuse an artisan of cheating on the materials he has used on your work, he swears without any thought to the repercussions that ‘God is his witness’ if he has done any such thing; and when a Nigerian asks you to rub his palm with a certain sum, he swears that but for the fact that he fears God, he should not do for you what he is about to do even if it is his job to do it. Do you now wonder why God is so busy? He has to keep tag of the things we forbid, reject, bind, loose, claim, accept, and decree, even our non-military decrees. God Will Help Us!

    So, it has become quite natural that God sits in on all our national transactions, individual and collective. It is therefore also natural to expect Him to mediate in certain matters. The other day, someone parked his car right in the middle of the turning to my house. Why? Just to enable him purchase an item from a nearby kiosk. This meant of course that no car could enter the street via that turning. A conversation then ensued among the very indignant occupants of my own car to wit: Nigerians are very selfish and inconsiderate; everyone thinks of himself only in every matter particular; no one has any respect for the law; yet Nigerians perform quite well in other climes. I only half-listened to all these, for I was more hungry than interested after a long day’s work. After proselytizing endlessly on the matter, the dialogue ended with no proffered solutions, so someone heaved a deep sigh, exhaled deeply and said pontifically, God Will Help Us. He said it with such authority I had a mind to ask if he had God’s word on the matter, just to be sure, like, so I could stop worrying about the whole thing.

    At yet another conversation, I listened and this time participated as the nation’s woes were dissected to wit: our president listens to no man but follows only his own counsel; everyone carries on national affairs without any thought for the children unborn; the fact that stealing is reducing the country to shreds without any intervention; and the fact that everyone knows the truth about this country but no one is willing to say it because those in powerful places just do not want to know. Then we sighed and exhaled: God Will Help Us. This time, I did ask if anyone had God’s assurances on the matter. No one answered me.

    •This article was first published on a different platform in 2005, but since that time, nothing has happened to compromise its relevance.

  • Unemployable graduates

    In the last few weeks, I have been agonizing over the obvious disconnect between the training graduates get in higher institutions and what is expected of them in whatever industry they are supposed to be employed.

    My worry is informed by how clueless many graduates are when asked what difference they can make  in companies they apply to work in. Many of them assume that their certificates are enough to get them employment.

    I am usually disappointed when I ask a job seeker what kind of job he or she wants and the reply I get is  “any job.” My impression of such applicants is that he or she does not have any special skill.

    Having a certificate is good, but been able to do what the certificate claims the applicant has the capacity to do is much more important.

    Why should any employer employ an applicant who cannot add value to the productivity of his or her company? While it is true that the unemployment rate is high in the country, what is also true is that some unemployed graduates are unemployable.

    Some of the unemployable graduates have a good share of the blame for not having the skills required of them due to their own passion for the course they studied, but the tertiary institutions in the country can do better in producing industry-ready graduates.

    What is apparent is that there is not enough collaboration between training institutions and the industries they are producing graduates for. Training institutions are not doing enough to know skills required of graduates and adjust their curriculum as required.

    The course content of some courses in higher institutions in the country are obsolete and not industry relevant. I am aware of the bureaucracy required to approve new courses by the Nigeria Universities Commission (NUC) and the Nigeria Board for Technical Education (NBTE) which is a shame.

    If only they realize the disservice being done to the graduates produced, the approving authorities will allow more dynamism in courses offered our universities and polytechnics.

    While private universities seem to be finding a way round the problem by offering unique courses, most public universities are still steep in their old ways. Students are thought obsolete theories from outdated text books with little or no room for practical.

    In the present global village, we will be shortchanging our youths if we don’t give them the benefits of contemporary education that can allow them compete with their colleagues worldwide.

    The new definition of education is the ability to unlearn, learn and relearn.

    There are many old ways of doing things which we must unlearn to acquire new emerging knowledge.

    The Canadian example which Paul Brennan, Vice President of International Partnerships of the Association of Canadian Community Colleges shared in a recent interview is very instructive for bridging the gap between academic institutions and employers.

    According to Brennan the Canadian system requires all institutes and every programme to work closely with employers and employees of the sector to help them develop and constantly adjust the content of the programmes.

    “Our deans and faculty must meet with an advisory committee of employers twice a year to discuss emerging needs for jobs in the Canadian and global marketplace and what improvements to the curriculum need to be made so that it better prepares our learners to find jobs and keep them,” Brennan explained.

    The unemployment situation in the country is very critical and we need to do something urgent about it starting from how we train our graduates.

  • Danger signals in  Jonathan’s conference

    Danger signals in Jonathan’s conference

    Last Wednesday, the Sultan of Sokoto, Saad Abubakar III, in company with Muslim leaders visited President Goodluck Jonathan to complain of underrepresentation of Muslims in the composition of the national conference. This omission, they argued could jeopardise the interests of Muslims in both the deliberations of the conference and its outcome. One of those who accompanied the Sultan, Ishaq Oloyede, a professor of Islamic Studies and Secretary General of the Nigeria Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, told the media that the president assured them no malice was intended by the apparently skewed composition of the conference. Said he: “We are happy we consulted with him, and he has given us reasons to re-assure the Muslims that Muslims in Nigeria are not deliberately marginalised and he has asked us to convey the feelings of the government, the genuineness of the government, the fairness of the government to the entire populace…”

    It is unlikely Dr Jonathan deliberately meant to discomfit Muslims, for though the integrity of his Christianity can be questioned, it is precisely these doubts about his Christianity that make him less vulnerable to accusation of unfairness. He may curry Christian votes unreasonably and even recklessly, but he often behaves so irreligiously that he does not appear capable of being a fanatic of anything. Whether the Sultan and Professor Oloyede understood this Jonathan persona or not is hard to say. But at least they feigned some understanding.

    On the other hand, the Jama’atu Nasril Islam (JNI) has been less timid in its opposition to the composition of the National Conference and its understanding of Jonathan’s motives. The Secretary General of the JNI, Khalid Abubakar Aliyu, argued at a news conference in Kaduna that not only were Muslims being marginalised, the selection of delegates to the conference was also not free and fair. Citing statistics, the JNI revealed the following: “We find it as disrespectful to the conscience of the Muslims that of the 20 delegates of the Federal Government, only six are Muslims. No Muslim is deemed fit to make the list of delegates from the Nigerian Economic Summit. In fact, in the representation of the security agencies, Muslims have been so unimaginably short-changed, with only one Muslim out of the six retired military and security personnel, one out of six retired security and NIA officers, and two out of delegates of the Association of Retired Police Officers. This means, of the 18 security experts belonging to these three groups, only four (22.2 per cent) are Muslims.”

    If more disturbing proof of the complicating role religion is bound to play in Nigerian politics is required, the Southwest Muslim Ummah gave an adequate one in a publication on March 20. For those in the Southwest who had thought and argued that the unifying core of Yoruba culture, not to say its distinctly secular forms, transcended the divisiveness that religion constitutes in modern Nigeria, the said publication controverts that hope. First, it argued that the Southwest Muslim Ummah was not impressed by what is believed to be the Yoruba’s persecution complex, a major plank of the Yoruba agenda in the conference. Then, secondly, it argued that it did not subscribe to nor require the help of any cultural icon, let alone that of Oodua, in order to have a sense of being or for the Yoruba to fight for their place in the sun. Thirdly, it spoke out vehemently against the nuanced separatist request included in the Yoruba agenda to the conference, arguing that democracy needed not be based on ethnic nationalities.

    There were many more arguments in the publication, especially ones promoting the superiority of religious identification over ethnic identification. But in sum, the Southwest Muslim Ummah attempted to debunk the essential underpinnings of the Yoruba agenda by forcefully rejecting any assertion that implies either the superiority of the Yoruba to any other ethnic group or the exclusivity of the Yoruba in a world where other forms of identities, especially that of Islam, is said to be more desirable. They, therefore, rejected the Yoruba agenda, and declared their opposition to its objectives. In other words, if in the foreseeable future Nigeria should fracture, as the Lamido Adamawa, Muhammadu Barkindo Mustafa, insinuated, the oneness of the Yoruba could not be taken for granted. It is not clear to what extent the Southwest Muslims’ position can be sustained, in view of the demonstrable antagonisms between and within Muslim states in the Middle East and elsewhere, not to talk of the brutal conflicts between Christian states in Europe and elsewhere. From all indications, indeed, the Southwest Muslims’ position is somewhat idealistic.

    But whether the reference is to the Sultan’s protest group, or the JNI complaint, or the Southwest Muslims’ rebuff of the Yoruba agenda, it is obvious that the Jonathan national conference, with its overwhelming number of handpicked delegates, clearly reveals a grave and urgent threat simmering below the surface of Nigeria’s contrived unity. (See Box). That threat was barely subdued in former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s 1977 Constituent Assembly. It, however, began to flare up under the Shehu Shagari presidency, with its many religious uprisings, and became subdued again only when the country was confronted by graver problems of regime tyranny such as was experienced under the Sani Abacha military dictatorship. Under Chief Obasanjo’s second tour of office, elite irresponsibility pushed religion dangerously to the front burner until it produced the Boko Haram monster.

    A careful consideration of the past, and a deep appreciation of the surface currents of national affairs, not to talk of its salient but potentially more explosive undertow, should have led the Jonathan presidency into adopting a different approach to constitutional amendment, whether fundamental and far-reaching or not. Dr Jonathan will now have to find practical means of moderating and tailoring a conference that could very well become a Frankenstein monster. He will also have to be engaged, even if in the background, in mediating what is certain to be an avalanche of procedural and policy conflicts in the conference, if it is not to miscarry before it reaches the halfway line. Whether the president can manage this tightrope walking is not certain, but his presidency will doubtless be severely challenged.

    By their positions, the Sultan-led elders, JNI and Southwest Muslims present a comprehensive wake-up call to closet irredentists, potential separatists and politicians who have become so theoretical and so impractical that if they do not force themselves into unity of purpose along beneficial values of tolerance and liberalism, they will surely either hang separately, as one of America’s founding fathers once said of the political class of his time, or dissolve into a maelstrom of war and conflicts. Dr Jonathan ought to have recognised the dangers manifested by the denudation of values in the country he presides over, and the worsening of relationships between groups. He has chosen not to. But now he will have to grapple with new disagreements and conflicts in the conference requiring more boldness and sagacity than he has ever had to muster all his life, or that he is even capable of mustering.

  • The consequences of Crimea

    The consequences of Crimea

    In a strange land, a man is vulnerable; at his own doorstep, that same man stands insuperable.

    The Crimean plebiscite ended as expected. The Crimean electorate voted and the vast majority voted to become Russians. Russia quickly annexed the Ukrainian province and that was that.

    Western nations called foul, stating they would not abide a vote cast under the shadow of coercion. They derided the exercise as a mockery of the democratic ideal. The people’s will should not be influenced at the point of a bayonet or the sinister turret of an armored vehicle.

    Visible Russian steel and mace flawed the election by guiding it to an affirmative result more skewed than necessary. Given the historic links between Russian and Crimea and given the uncertain future of Ukraine under the new hybrid government in Kiev, most of the electorate probably voted as they saw fit to do.

    That the Russians manipulated the exercise and told the people to vote in this manner does not mean they would have voted otherwise in a freer atmosphere. Once Russia opened the door and showed the way, the majority of Crimea seemed destined to enter.

    But Russia wanted the secession vote by more than a simple majority. Moscow wanted an outcome evincing a virtual unanimity to quit Ukraine. Their engineering achieved the desired outcome. However, the very engineering Moscow used to produce this near consensus, permanently taints the legacy of the vote in a way a more modest but more honest margin of victory would have avoided. In short, the final outcome appears accurate but the score and margin of victory were inflated. Because of this Russian overreach, it was an imperfect but not a bogus referendum.

    With more than a hint of unalloyed effrontery, Western nations huffed against the Crimean plebiscite. Over the years, they have sprinkled the fulsome perfume of their approval on elections viler than what occurred last week on that strategic finger jutting into the northern eye of the Black Sea.

    Despite Western consternation, Russia absorbed Crimea without a shot fired or massive veins of bloodshed. This is one of history’s most surgically swift and least violent annexations of vital real estate of one nation by another.

    In one sense, this is a stinging rebuke of American and Western diplomacy. Washington and other Western capitals lectured Moscow from their manual of international commandments: “Thou shall bow as directed.” When this ersatz moral appeal fell, the West threatened crippling sanctions. Moscow was undeterred because its vital strategic interests were at stake. Moscow decided that losing the strategic naval base in Crimea was an intolerable reduction. Russia could stomach whatever economic poison the West would risk but it could not stomach the loss of its base.

    Russia also knew economic sanctions were dual-bladed. Any sanctions America and Europe imposed might hurt Russia but the measures would also injure the West. In the end, Russia called the West’s bluff. It annexed the Crimea and dared the West to cast sanctions its way.

    The West had no stomach for harsh measures that could also pummel key sectors of the flagging European Union economy. Thus, they imposed symbolic assets freezes and visa bans on a handful of Russian officials.

    The sanctions were underwhelming at best and worthless in the main. There is no reasonable expectation of them crippling the Russian economy or any material part of it any more than one anticipates a single sheet of paper on the ground to trip an elephant.

    At this moment, Russia flashes the winning hand but the situation is not static. We are witnessing the piecemeal reestablishment of a balance of power between the Western Powers and the strongest nation of Eastern Europe. The precise boundaries were erased when the Soviet Union cascaded into history’s recesses. The emergence of Russia now requires the drawing of new boundaries to represent the power balance. The undertaking must be done with care and astute calculation. Risks are high. Had both sides rushed like bulls into the Ukrainian fracas, an updated, inverted echo of the Cuban Missile Crisis, in the fashion of a potential nuclear standoff, would have neared the table. Restraint and care are lessons diplomats on both sides must learn from this near miss. Potential disaster lurks in every miscalculation and overreach.

    Putin is more adept at geopolitics than his Western counterparts. That he plays the weaker hand also adds sobriety to his deliberations and actions. Western leaders have been slapped by the reality that they cannot waltz their EU-NATO political-military condominium right up to Moscow’s doorstep without the Russian bear standing on its haunches to deter the advance by extracting more than a pound of flesh in the process.

    Putin has amassed a significant troop presence on Ukraine’s eastern border. The West screams this preludes an invasion. They misread the situation or they are attempting to cajole Putin into forfeiting the advantage proximity has afforded. The Russian has the stomach to devour more of Ukraine but realises the meal will cause more long-term indigestion than its worth. Invasion is unlikely. Instead, he positions troops at the Ukrainian eastern door to remind Kiev not to dance to closely to the West and to deter Western military aid to Ukraine. If the West does try to materially assist the Ukrainian military, Putin may seize part of the east to provide himself as large a buffer as possible from the West’s encroachment into Russia’s traditional sphere of influence. At the moment, Putin is not seeking land but he wants sufficient breathing space as he believes the West is trying to bridle his nation.

    In very many ways, this crisis should not have occurred if Western leaders were adept practitioners of realpolitik. By enticing Ukraine and other nations under Russia’s shadow with NATO membership was fool’s gold both for the haughty giver and hapless recipient. As can be seen, the West has no will to fight Russia over real estate in that eastern European neighborhood. Yet, if a great power is unwilling to fight for a nation because that nation is peripheral to its interests, it is illogical and dangerous for that power to forge a military alliance with the lesser nation. Yet, this unwise condition is what the West seemed intent to establish with Ukraine and others.

    Another troubling aspect of the Western mentality is a fundamental misreading of the fall of the Soviet Union. America believes it won the Cold War because its policies contained communist expansion until the Soviet Union extinguished itself like a penned wildfire with no place to go. This myth afflicts both Republican and Democrat alike. It is a totem of American foreign policy. When faced with a serious threat, American leaders quickly grab at the old elixir. They want to contain every perceived foe. In Europe, Russia is the target. China is the Asian equivalent. In the Middle East, the cage bears Iran’s name.

    The only problem is that the vaunted policy of containment did not work. Or we can say it worked so brilliantly only because it failed so miserably. Knowing America wanted to contain their empire, Soviet leaders rushed headlong to establish a presence in every place imaginable, including places where they had no reason to be. The Soviet Union did not fall because it was contained. It fell because it held too much alien, distant and unproductive territory.

    As a consequence of World War II, the Soviets ingested much of war-torn Eastern Europe. Disheveled by that war, the Soviet Union needed development help. Instead, it sought global empire. The demise of the Soviet Union became a matter of fate upon deciding to contest America for global empire. Not satisfied with Eastern Europe, the Soviets interposed themselves in Africa where they had no historic ties or interests. Within thirty years, more than a third of the continent leaned Moscow’s way. If this is containment it is containment in the breach of itself. At times in wary league with China, the Soviets pushed communism through Southeast Asia.

    In the Americas, it brought communism to Cuba, miles from the United States’ southern extremity. Other nations such as Nicaragua experienced socialist, Soviet-funded revolutions and governments. Again, the Soviets had no historic ties and real interests in this region. The Soviets where there out of a bloated sense of empire. They paid a high cost of their miscalculation. They destroyed their empire in the very building of it. Imperial overreach is an expensive undertaking with massive overhead costs. Unless the empire rakes in as much as it spends, its days are numbered. It becomes bankrupt and collapses due to the growing costs of just its minimal upkeep. The political economy becomes debased and less productive. The fiction is maintained that all is well, efficient and growing when the reality is that much is corrupt, stagnant and unproductive. This is the history of the Soviet Union. America did not win the Cold War as much as the Soviet Union lost it by overreaching because it wanted to reach parity with America.

    America’s containment policy worked in a way much like curing a drunkard by threatening to remove the alcoholic beverages from his house. Believing the threat, the man imbibes the entire inventory only to pass away from toxic intake. The remedy’s failure proved more effective than had it succeeded. We are certain the man will never take another hard drink. He is dead. Whatever he now imbibes is not of this world.

    Ironically, the nation now seeking to contain others should be working to better constrain itself. The American notion of the reach of its power far extends the scope of its true interests. Since the Clinton Administration, America’s foreign policy establishment has been guilty of overreach, most egregiously in the theater of war.

    Its track record in this aspect of its foreign escapades has been abysmal. The second Iraqi war was launched on a fraudulent pretext but the damage done thereby to American interests and to the Middle East has been indeed real. As a result, Al Qaeda gained a foothold where before it had none. It would use this platform to sally into the Syrian civil war. Iranian influence in Iraq has grown. America is seen as a villain. This week is the third anniversary of the Libyan war. If that nation sustains its current mad dash toward the gates of anomie, Gaddafi will be elevated to the status of a martyr. Afghanistan is no better than it was ten years ago.

    The lesson should be obvious but America’s leaders can’t see it for they wear blinders woven of the dense fabric of arrogant power. To the extent possible, even great empires should limit warfare to areas close to home and only for reasons of obvious vital importance. The more distant the field of battle, the more uncertain the outcome. He who frequently fights in other’s backyards drains his energy and his treasury. Such engagements fuel the military machine but sap the nation. Such an imbalance is unsustainable.

    Currently, American foreign policy lumbers toward three containment exercises. America simultaneously seeks to contain Russia, China and Iran. These parallel tracks will prove costly. Most likely, there will be serious miscalculations because American leaders so believe the world should understand them that they seek not to understand the world. Such mistakes will lead other weaker nations to rely on flippant American braggadocio as ironclad assurances. A smaller nation will wrestle one of the three containment targets, believing America will anneal their weak position. In its right mind, America will balk for it never should war against a great power for a small reason. However, at some point, America might miscalculate and be goaded into confrontation with one of the three. The prospect of world war looms in such a mistake.

    America and its Western friends must huddle to rethink their policy. This is not about establishing moral dominance over all others because their group is strong. The American coalition may be the strongest but it is not omnipotent. It is vulnerable. The farther away from its area of strategic interests and the more confrontations it seeks, the more vulnerable it gets. Also, the chance of major warfare escalates. Moreover, America’s internal democracy suffers the militaristic the nation becomes. The reason and logic required for democracy to flourish are drowned by the sound of the drums of war. America also risks losing its role as the universal currency the more it seeks to impose sanctions against other powerful nations just because those states might decide to follow the dictates of their national interests as they interpret them.

    In the end, America and its allies as well as Russia need to draw sobering lessons from this crisis. For the sake of regional peace, the West must respect the reality of Russian power and its resultant sphere of influence. Russia must realize it has won a battle but it should go no further in a war where no side wins if war is fully engaged. It need not press further in Ukraine. It should negotiate with America to turn the rest of Ukraine and other geographically sensitive states into “demilitarized zones,” thus forging neutral states between contesting spheres of influences. The same should be repeated with China and Iran.

    Conversely, America will overextend itself if it tries to contain three major nations simultaneously. America places itself in danger of having survived the Cold War only to slowly drain itself by engaging in a trio of unnecessary mini-cold wars. Yet, such is the way of empires. They tend to be more powerful than prudent. That is why none has lasted. History watches and the clock ticks on the American imperial endeavor.

     

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  • The rise of the unemployment industry

    The rise of the unemployment industry

    Haba, Comrade Abba Moro! It seems the struggle to turn the world into one vast workers’ paradise can make one to forget how it works with a huge crowd of actually unemployed people seeking only three square meals a day. There is nowhere else in the world where the masses are packed into a constricted space like that without some massive consequences. And it is not likely that we are ever going to see a more worker unfriendly act from a comrade to prospective workers.

    Like every other tragedy in Nigeria, the current one also comes with its own paradox. One thing that must be of curiosity to the sociologists and political scientists of this diseased and dysfunctional nation is the rise of the unemployment industry in the country. Please permit the amazing oxymoron. Unemployment is industry. In Nigeria, catering for the jobless and fleecing them in the process is big business.

    This historic heist is manned by a capillary network of crooks, conmen , confidence tricksters and assorted confederates who find lucrative employment in unemployment. The higher the level of unemployment, the bigger the growth and expansion of the unemployment industry and its capacity-building for joblessness. The greater the number of our unemployed youths roaming the streets or crowding the stadia, the better the prospects of the unemployment industry. This is one unique industry that thrives on de-industrialisation and the massive flight of capital. Better still, it is the industrialization of poverty and misery.

    Snooper has lived in many countries in the world, but has never seen where a person becomes a multi-millionaire or even a billionaire from generating and managing unemployment. But this is what is happening. At a cool one thousand naira per head, the individuals behind this heinous scam would have raked in a billion naira if there were a million job seekers. If Nigeria were to double its current unemployment production capacity, the revenues accruing can be humongous indeed.

    Why collect money from over seven hundred thousand applicants when the actual vacancy is just below six thousand? Most of the vacancies, in any case, would have been filled even before the multitude commit pen to paper. In this particular case, the contracted consultancy was discovered to have last filed its annual returns with the Corporate Affairs Commission in 1998. This is nothing but social cannibalism at its most hair-raising. To seek to work in the Nigerian Immigration Service has become the surest route to terminal emigration to the land of the unreturnable.

    While we recoil in disbelief at the recently discovered forest of horror in Ibadan where human parts are openly stockpiled, we must also not forget stadia where the unemployed are packed like sardines before being sent summarily packing. As the Jurassic Age stares us in the face all over again, the entire country resembles one vast forest of horror.

    Franz Kafka would have been clucking away in his grave . There are times when actual reality in contemporary Nigeria trumps the most ghoulish and improbable of fictional creations. It was Kafka, the master craftsman of vicious and fatally entrapping bureaucracies, who once penned a short story titled, The Hunger Artist. It was about a man who turned professional teaching people how to endure hunger and manage the pangs of compulsory fasting.

    But let us be clear about this. There are certain professions which disgrace and dishonour humanity. Profiting from poverty, hunger, misery, want and joblessness is one of these. It is a scandalous indictment of humanity and the mental health of our society. It is even more scandalous when the offending agency is a government parastatal under the ministry that is in charge of the internal security of the nation. It calls to question the internal security architecture of the entire country.

    This is not a scandal that can be treated with kids’ gloves, hoping that it will go away of its own accord, like so many other scandals that have plagued this administration. This is about our youths and the flowers of the nation. In sane and civilized climes, there would have been by now, a flurry of resignations over the tragedy that led to the death of so many of our unemployed youths. But that would be the day in Nigeria.

    But there is a limit to which even an anarchic society can thrive on disorder as its organizing principle. Once again, it is being rumoured that the supervising minister of the offending ministry and his accomplices are being shielded because they are protégés of a powerful functionary of the state. The official is said to have boasted that nothing on earth can touch his minions.

    The Jonathan administration is remarkable for its serial breach of the trust and confidence of the populace. Hence, its low esteem and the dramatic decline of its authority and legitimacy. Once again, Goodluck Jonathan is letting the opportunity slip by to lay the foundation of institutional order as the bulwark of any civilized and sane society.

    We have a word of honorable advice for the president. Having succeeded in pacifying and placating a substantial fraction of the elite with rustling tea leaves in Abuja, he should not add open discontent and rebellion from the margins and from the down under to his shopping list of political palavers. This is the surest and fastest route to an apocalyptic meltdown whose outcome will make Somalia a child’s play. Given the government’s celebrated incontinence, the omens in that direction are very dire indeed.

    The Fourth Republic has become the graveyard of institutional order in Nigeria. Before they come into their own as neutral arbiters acting with impersonal rigour, institutions require leaders of strong ethical persuasion and formidable moral stamina to guide and guard them through teething tutelage. Institutions are repeated gestures eventually routinised and burnt into human consciousness through accumulated practice. To nurture and grow this requires leaders of deep integrity, honour and principle.

    Let us take an example from our next door neighbour and rival. In the era of post-military democracy, Ghana appears to have left us at the starting block. Through accumulated practice, Ghana has virtually institutionalized periodic elections as the acceptable democratic mechanism for electoral change. It has always been a close run thing, featuring all the potential fault lines of regionalism, religion and ethnicity, but sanity always prevails. On the other hand, post-military democracy in Nigeria has witnessed much rancor, violence, disregard for rules and conventions and much presidential delinquency. The institutional mechanism for lawful and peaceful change is deliberately famished, stymied and stultified.

    With an eye to his electoral fortunes, Dr Jonathan is obviously wary of moving against political appointees who give his administration such a bad name and an unsavoury reputation. In a country where ethnic heroism is better respected than ethical heroism, he can hardly be blamed. But in the end, his presidency is going to be judged by its quality rather than the length of tenure. In the long run, somebody will have to pay for the horror and stench coming from the moral collapse of the Nigerian presidency.

    The stampede of the unemployed youth of the country resulting in needless death requires some immediate restitution even if it is at the purely symbolic level. The circumstances of this national tragedy are so glaring and questionable that a criminal investigation for corporate manslaughter ought to have commenced. If unemployment is going to be a business, it does not require culpable homicide. And neither can the fallout be contained by business as usual panel-beating. That is known as government by default and dereliction.

  • I too knew Ogona Robert Itua

    Death stalks everywhere in the land. From the far North to the deep South, the entire country has become one huge killing field. It has never been like this. The citizens are overwhelmed by death-fatigue. You never know whose number will come up next. Say goodnight to somebody and be foolish enough to assume that they would still be there in the morning.

    Before then, the circumstances of death seemed hazy and eerily unsettling. But while trawling the old Saturday edition of a national newspaper last weekend, Snooper was confronted by the unmistakable proof of mortality. There on page 67, in an article titled Expressway to death, was the picture of Robert starring at the world with his trademark deadpan calmness.

    Robert was our favourite electrical miracle worker and refrigerator technician. He was very proficient and professional. He had a puckish sense of humour and abundant self-confidence. Only once did he overreach himself when he dabbled into an area beyond his core competence. It ended in a fiasco and with Robert in hiding for quite some time. When he finally emerged from preventive self-evaporation, he was all smiles, as if nothing had happened. Snooper quickly cut his losses at this point.

    On Monday February 10, Robert who also worked as a technician with Zenith Bank, was going to Ajah on the Lekki-Epe highway. While attempting to cross the road, he was knocked down by a reverend gentleman who was driving recklessly against traffic. The servant of the Lord attempted to flee but was apprehended by police. But unfortunately, it was too late for Robert. He gave up the ghost in the early hours of the following day.

    That same morning as if by some bizarre intuition, Snooper decided to call Robert after a long absence. After the phone rang out twice, it was a lady that picked it. An even more eerie conversation ensued.

    “May I speak to Robert?” Snooper requested.

    “I need to know who is calling” the lady insisted with a calm voice. After introducing myself, there was some silence and hesitation from the other end.

    “He is late”, came the terse response.

    “Oh no, I didn’t ask him to come”, Snooper mumbled, trying to make sense of this.

    “Sir, Robert died this morning. He was knocked down yesterday. I am still in the hospital”. The news struck like thunderbolt. Snooper hung on speechless. It took minutes for this to sink in. Poor Robert has been added to the grim statistics of manslaughter in what is fast becoming an axis of death for pedestrians. May his gentle and amiable soul rest in peace.

  • The Lamido Adamawa’s revelatory eruptions

    The Lamido Adamawa’s revelatory eruptions

    Reactions to the shocking outburst of the Lamido Adamawa, Muhammadu Barkindo Mustafa, on the floor of the national conference have ranged from the indifferent to the hysterical, and from the liberal to the downright chauvinistic. Asked to give his view on whether the conference should call for memoranda from the public, Dr Mustafa deviated into issues virtually at a tangent to the discussions, issues that had apparently bothered him for some time, and which some believe reflect the perspective of the North on the conference. Miffed by some delegates’ contributions, particularly the so-called elder statesmen – perhaps he meant Edwin Clark – he had bellowed: “…In the long run, if we are not careful, this conference will flop – God forbid. And if it flops, the resultant effect cannot be predicted by anyone of us here. If something happens and the country disintegrates – God forbid – many of those who are shouting their heads off will have nowhere to go. I and the people of Adamawa – and many others – have somewhere to go. I am the Lamido of Adamawa and my kingdom transcends Nigeria and Cameroon. A large part of my kingdom is in the Republic of Cameroon, apart from my kingdom in Adamawa. Part of that kingdom in Cameroon is called Adamawa State, in Cameroon. So, you see, if I run to that place, I can easily assimilate but I want to plead with us to adhere to laid down rules by Mr. President in his address, which include issue of voting.”

    Ignoring the hecklers, the Lamido added the clincher that seemed to have infuriated many delegates: “Jingoism is not the exclusive preserve of anyone; everyone here is a potential jingoist. If we are pushed to the wall, we will easily walkout of this conference.” Some delegates believed Dr Mustafa reflected the rehearsed opinion of the North, and a Southwest delegate, Olaniwun Ajayi, characteristically delved into history to remind everyone that the North had always used the secession card to win concessions. Sir Olaniwun deplored both what Dr Mustafa said and Justice Idris Kutigi for giving him room to talk out of order. Other commentators dared the North to secede, even indecently declaring secession would be good riddance to bad rubbish.

    I think public reactions to Dr Mustafa’s eruptions were hurried, unreflective and absolutely nonsensical. Not only was the Lamido Adamawa’s speech brilliant, revealing and honest, it indicated a critical call for intelligent interventions on three levels. First, the speech actually undermined Dr Jonathan’s proud insistence that the unity of Nigeria should be taken as a given that is not open to discussions. I have always maintained that our unity is more theoretical than practical, and is thus negotiable. Dr Mustafa elegantly addresses that point and reinforced my perception that it is crucial for us to discuss Nigerian unity and agree whether it is desirable or not.

    Second, and much more importantly, the speech draws critical attention to the need to take a fresh look at the distortionary impact of British colonialism, how it arrested and distorted nation-building in these parts, and how in fact proud and independent peoples and kingdoms have had to sacrifice their cultures and identities in order to accommodate Nigeria as an idea, a British idea. Adamawa, a subordinate kingdom to the Sultanate of Sokoto, as the Lamido nostalgically pointed out last week to recriminating delegates, transcended its present borders in Adamawa State of Nigeria. It extended to parts of Chad, Cameroun and Central African Republic, and had a rich and colourful history since its founding by Modibo Adama in 1809.

    Third, Dr Mustafa’s eruptions also reflected the frustration felt by many in the North at being stigmatised as parasites who would suffer irreparable damage if Nigeria should break up. This persecution complex, it will be recalled, had provoked deep misunderstanding and resentment between the North and South before and during the First Republic. Apparently, the wounds have not healed. And given the strong views of many southerners about the North’s political tendencies, which tendency Sir Olaniwun unfortunately skewered in his reaction to Dr Mustafa’s outburst, it appears that the politics of the Fourth Republic, and 2015 in particular, will still be influenced by the animosities and prejudices of the past. Though some political leaders in the North and South now have a different and perhaps better appreciation of issues and are prepared to surmount the obstacles that separate and divide the country, there are still others, particularly the old guard in the Southwest, who cling stubbornly to the outdated prejudices of the First and Second Republics.

    Dr Mustafa’s eruptions have done us the great service of inviting an urgent re-examination of Nigeria’s retrogressive politics, especially the issues surrounding its chaotic founding and mediocre leadership. Had Dr Jonathan done a deep reflection on the proposed conference instead of absentmindedly promoting it for other yet to be determined purposes, he would have led the country on the better and more rewarding path of rebuilding Nigeria from its tumultuous foundations. But now we must keep gambling in the dark with conferences and processes certain to lead nowhere.

  • Diezani here, Diezani there

    Diezani here, Diezani there

    Wetin dis Diezani do?

    I have been following the unwarranted virulent attacks on the person of our dear petroleum minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, especially since the fuel subsidy protests of January 2012, with keen interest, or, if you like, with rapt attention. By the way, what has happened to these twin expressions, ‘rapt attention’ and ‘keen interest’, that used to adorn the pages of our newspapers years ago? Newspaper readers will remember that back then, no newspaper was complete without them. Somebody of substance must be doing something while others looked on with keen interest; or saying something to which they listened with rapt attention.

    But this is not my worry today. My concern today has to do with why we can’t stomach beautiful things in this country. It was the House of Representatives that started this nonsense when it took on our amiable director-general of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Arunma Oteh. There has been no love lost between her and the National Assembly, particularly the House of Representatives, since 2012, over investigations into the remote and immediate causes of the collapse of the capital market between 2008 and that year. The House recommended her removal even as it refused to allocate funds to the commission last year. The rest is history.

    But for President Goodluck Jonathan who has eyes for good things and appreciated the fact of the extra time that God spent ‘crafting’ Oteh, and therefore insisted that she must remain the boss at our SEC, Ms Oteh would have been rendered jobless by our representatives. Even when the House thought it had done its worst, by denying her oxygen, President Jonathan graciously opened his oxygen bank from which the beautiful lady and the commission have been drawing happily ever since.

    Now, having lost the struggle to remove Oteh, the unrelenting critics moved over to Stella Oduah, our former aviation minister. The bile was that she approved for her use two bullet-proof cars for N255million (they say N255million is whopping; whopping must have lost its meaning!). The president refused to be moved by the clamour to kick Ms Oduah out for months, until his courage failed him and he let go. With the score at 1-1, the critics are not done yet; they want to increase their tally at the president’s expense. They have shifted the battlefield to the petroleum ministry, the president’s (or is it the country’s) jugular.

    They say the ministry stinks. As if even ministries that don’t have oil are not stinking. They have been at this since the fuel subsidy protest in 2012. Now, our first female petroleum minister is being investigated by the federal lawmakers over allegation that she squandered(?) about N10billion to charter and maintain private jets for her personal use. What is baffling is that our federal lawmakers who should know are the leading orchestra investigating these obviously petty expenses. According to reports, a return trip on one of the chartered jets, Global Express XRS, costs tax payers 600,000 Euros (over N136 million). In 2011, the minister reportedly flew in this jet on just two occasions (costing 1,200,000 Euros/over N270 million), among other allegations.

    The fascinating thing about Alison-Madueke is that, even as they keep pillorying her, she refused to say a word. Rather, she focused on her mandate, and for the better part of the period since the 2012 protests, we hardly had fuel scarcity; importation was going commendably. The effect of our attacks on her is now being felt; fuel supply, like electricity supply, has also become epileptic. We have either intentionally or inadvertently put our fingers into Alison-Madueke’s mouth and she has bitten us. A woman that had all the while said petrol price would not go up has abandoned the masses on whose behalf she has been enjoying herself, and joined those clamouring for subsidy removal. That is how far we have succeeded in annoying our lamb that ordinarily could not hurt a fly.

    Unfortunately, what many of the critics do not know is that everything deposited in the petroleum minister deserves special attention. From her hair, to her captivating eyes, her lips (if you like, you can say they are inviting; may you not be invited to trouble in Jesus’ name); her nose, her mouth, her all. I had to summarise the rest under the ‘her all’ heading lest I fall into temptation like one prominent Nigerian who, when describing the wife of a former Nigerian president some years back, used words such as ‘beautiful’, (which was okay), ‘intelligent’ (which was also not bad); but when he launched into things like ‘succulent’, many of us thought he was taking a rude joke too far. Succulent? Whatever the context, how did he know? In countries where the security agents truly know their job, they should have arrested the man and made him to explain all he knew about the word he used to describe the country’s First Lady.

    The truth is, nothing about Alison-Madueke could have come cheap. For example, it is doubtful if any hair stylist in the country is competent to do jerry curl for her. Not even our former Number Three citizen of the Etekete fame who was an acknowledged hair dresser before she landed the plum number three job is competent to handle the oil minister’s hair. The minister must engage in all kinds of tourisms to keep fit – hair tourism, medical tourism, manicure tourism, pedicure tourism, etc. All these things, as Shina Peters said, na ego dey talk!

    Since the minister has to embark on all kinds of tourism, she must, of necessity, travel to fix her hair, tend her tender nails and address other minor details concerning her fragile body. Now, are we saying splashing a mere 600,000 Euros (N136million) per trip is too much for our oil minister? Come on! Those who feel so should check what the real oil sheikhs do with petro-dollars. Or, do we want her colleagues in other countries to start having the feeling that, like the rest of us, our oil minister too is under some resource curse? I hope we are not suggesting that our petroleum minister should travel in any of those flying coffins in the air all in the name of prudence and accountability?

    I commend President Jonathan for his abiding faith in Alison-Madueke and the other paragons of beauty in his government. But honestly, we should be serious, at least for once. If we want beautiful women in and around the corridors of power, to illuminate the government’s path, we have to understand that they don’t come cheap. The stakes are higher when they are not only beautiful but are also light complexioned. I thought I knew so much about some of these things until a comrade-in-the-struggle made me know I was a nincompoop (yes, nincompoop) when he told me that women are the lubricants of the struggle. Such a thing never occurred to me until I was taught.

    Again, we have to understand that the president could not have taken his eyes to the market while shopping for these pretty women for government, only to turn round to fire them just because some arm-chair critics say they are not good. Before you start insinuating, President Jonathan stopped the struggle many years ago. Someone who can buy as many pairs of the best of Italian shoes today cannot remember anything called struggle again; so he has nothing to do with lubricant! Moreover, like many of his predecessors, we have been told that he too means well for the country. Even Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, that he suspended attested to that.

    Therefore, if the President has found these powerful women indispensable (I didn’t say irresistible, mind you), he alone knows what he went through convincing them to join his government. We do not even know the terms. But the president should not be disturbed by these criticisms. Indeed, he should be ready for more queries, like some people trying to sniff for what’s gwan, in other words, why is the president ever ready to make his shoulders available for women in government who have cause to lean on them? The president should reply them that nothing is gwan, just deference to the Beijing Declaration, no more, no less.

    Finally, there should not be any issue in this matter; the thing is, we only do not understand ourselves. And that is not new; after all, one man’s poison is another man’s meat!

  • Okon storms the National Confab

    After his numerous scams to get enlisted in the National Conference failed and fell with a resounding thud, Okon decided to take matters and the law directly into his own hands. As usual, he had barged in spotting the snow white uniform of a decorated butler in the services of some colonial potentate with a carved bronze walking stick to match. The old boy was quite a sight to behold. Grandstanding but with his legs barely standing under him, the crazy boy immediately opened fire.

    “Oga, I wan quickly reach dem yeye confab for Abuja. He get one old man I wan beat up”, the mad boy announced eyeing snooper as if he was the old man.

    “Really? Go ahead. I don’t think you will live to regret it”, snooper sniggered with much mirth and malice.

    “I go regret to live if I no wire dem baba well well”, the crazy boy retorted as he stormed out. Two days later and by an amazing coincidence, snooper was on recce at the venue of the Confab when his attention was drawn to a commotion at the accreditation stand. Lo, it was the selfsame Okon. After being savagely frisked to the point of exhaustion, he was asked to produce his letter of accreditation. Pronto, some heavy duty recharge cards flew out of Okon’s pocket and clattered on the table.

    “What is this?” one of the clerks demanded testily.

    “Abi na Etisalat you dey take do am?” Okon queried. The clerk flew into a rage.

    “Listen, where is your letter of accreditation?” he screamed at Okon.

    “I don tell you say if you no want dem Glo and dem MTN, I fit get Starcomms, abi dat one don pafuka sef? Dis yeye grammar no go take you reach far”, Okon insisted. At this point, an old man came forward, trying to apply the wisdom of Solomon.

    “Okay sir, which group are you representing?”, the old man asked Okon with the suavity of a native healer.

    “I dey represent dem HAN, Houseboys Association of Nigeria”, Okon replied in a strangely subdued voice. The earlier punishment was taking its toll. The old man broke into prolonged hiccup accompanied by loud laughter.

    “Han ko, hun ni”, the old man jeered with tears of mirth streaming from his face.

    “Dem houseboys boku for dem confluence. Why you wan join dem? Dem don reach 492 sef”, another old man sneered.

    “So how dem come better Okon? No be dem problem we dey talk about be dis? Okay wey TAM?” Okon demanded.

    “Who be Tam sef?” somebody queried.

    “Na dem ogbologbo professor. He no dey. He don do him own for dem Muri time” ,somebody volunteered.

    “You see now, yeye people!” Okon growled. “Tam be feeding and transport money. TAM be turn around maintainment. Abi if you say make I turn go back Lagos, na empty hand man go take go?” At this point, an officer in mufti who had been watching the whole drama with mounting displeasure suddenly thundered. “Arrest this man as a Boko Haram suspect!”

    Like an Olympics pole vault champion, Okon leapt to freedom and took to his heels.

  • Confab: too soon for the Nigerian factor

    Confab: too soon for the Nigerian factor

    Many people in the context of oral tradition simply say that the Nigerian factor is about doing the same wrong thing over and over and expecting different results each time this happens

    The national conference called by President Jonathan is just in its second week, but avoidable conference-tearing noises are already emanating from delegates on voting pattern. Delegates across traditional regional divides are already up in arms about what should be the right percentage of votes to take decisions in the case of lack of consensus on any issue. Northern delegates argue that the best way to come close to consensus when it does not exist is to adopt the three-fourths of votes recommended by the president. On the other hand, southern delegates are adamant on using two-thirds majority to take decisions as it is done in most democracies.

    Conference delegates have been assured that the decision on three-quarters has presidential backing, having emanated from the Okurounmu advisory committee that recommended conference modalities to President Jonathan. The leadership of the conference has called for further consultations with delegate leaders on the division on what is to constitute majority decision. The latest decision is to continue the conference while waiting for the result of further consultations, hoping that more time would calm nerves. Many Nigerians have started to express lack of surprise about the crisis over voting pattern. They have put the disagreement in the category of what is known in popular parlance as the Nigerian factor.

    The Nigerian factor is a term that is used largely outside the corridor of power. The only time I heard the word in a formal sector is when money paid to me at a bank was less than what it should have been. I asked to speak with the manager who said, “I am sorry sir, it must have been the Nigerian factor.” I was too much in a hurry to ask for elaboration. But several Nigerians have attempted to define this nebulous term, in order to make it meaningful to users of the term and their audience.

    One of such writers, Mike Ikhariale in an article, “The Nigerian Factor” in the Punch of December 1, 2013, defined the Nigerian factor as a syndrome that is illustrated by “incapacity or unwillingness to play by the rules” or the propensity to “make covenants we do not intend to keep.” Another public affairs commentator, Chris Ngwodo, describes the syndrome as a phenomenon that is at once social, psychic, and psychological, which embodies the potential failure of any enterprise and a behaviour that derives from “a perverse pleasure from inflicting pain on each other.” In his own definition, Tochukwu Ezukanma refers to the syndrome as “the propensity for mediocrity or the belief that anything is possible regardless of whether the input is right or proper.” Many people in the context of oral tradition simply say that the Nigerian factor is about doing the same wrong thing over and over and expecting different results each time this happens.

    The noise at the national conference in the last few days over voting pattern illustrates all of the definitions identified above, especially the belief that whatever Nigerians choose to do about anything can work, regardless of structural or logical evidence to the contrary. Many average Nigerians would readily explain the resolution to defer taking a decision on voting pattern until after further consultations with the same groups that are sharply divided on the issue as a resurgence of the Nigerian factor in the conference hall. The spirit of anything is possible became evident after delegates overlooked Victor Attah’s caution on ignoring the “soul of the conference” and calling for progress without the rule that to guide decision making. It is amazing that delegates would defer making a decision on what is central to the progress of the conference. But this is a normal behaviour within the framework of making any situation, right or wrong, work.

    It is surprising that members did not suggest that the principle of three-fourths majority should be taken back to the president for review. Most of the delegates opposed to the principle believed to have originated in the presidency should have asked that the recommended rule be taken back to the president for review and re-formulation. From the tone of the president at the opening of the conference, it is unlikely that he would have knowingly created a booby trap for delegates most of whom he nominated. To insist on 75% of votes for taking decisions when there is no consensus amounts to allowing the wish of 26% voters (a clear minority) to prevail, at the expense of the wish of 74% voters. Dr. Bello Mohammed’s observation that the intention behind the controversial three-fourths majority vote is to ensure that all decisions are almost consensual sounds plausible, but it is also plausible that the rule could have been designed to prevent any substantial change to the status quo that the conference is designed to review.

    The threat by some delegates to walk out of the conference does not solve any problem. Even if delegates are summarily sent back home by the president, the need to discuss the sources of the tension that frustrate peace and progress in the country will still be around for discussion at another time. In other words, the demand for national conference will not disappear after a mass walk-out. What must be addressed if the conference is to make any progress is for delegates against three-fourths majority vote to appeal to President Jonathan to remove the insurmountable obstacle put in the way of decision making at the conference.

    To expect that delegates who are divided on this fundamental matter will all come to a consensus on one of the two divergent principles of majoritarian decision is to act in the spirit of the Nigerian factor: anything is possible or anything can be made to work. So far, delegates have started on a right note. They have all accepted the indivisibility or indissolubility of Nigeria. In other words, nobody is pressing for deconstruction of the Nigerian State. All delegates have accepted this No-Go area, to assure each other that there is nothing to fear by anyone who means well for the country.

    What is full of risk is a principle that virtually leaves no room for anything other than ideas that enjoy consensus. If there was such possibility, there would have been no basis for any national conference. A national conference has become necessary because of the unmistakable centrifugal forces that have frustrated the pursuit of peace and progress in the country for decades. If the rule purportedly passed to the conference from the presidency prevails, there may be no substantial decision on devolution, resource control, fiscal federalism, etc. Given the palpable divergence of visions about the country across the regions, it will be myopic to expect consensus on any issue that is fundamental. The hot disagreement over what constitutes a game-changing majority rule is a sign of the paralysis awaiting discussion of issues that relate to the architecture of governance.

    If the conference is able to make recommendations only on issues that are not central to shared sovereignty that has been the basis of conflict since 1966, then the country will be thrown back to the era of agitation for sovereign national conference, thus making agitation for national conference a permanent feature of the polity and a perpetual source of tension. It is important to call on President Jonathan to prevent this conference from the abortion or miscarriage of President Obasanjo’s National Political and Reform Conference.