Category: Sunday

  • Immigration: Comedy in a time of tragedy

    Immigration: Comedy in a time of tragedy

    Government officials scrambling to explain the inexplicable have offered all sorts of excuses for the avoidable deaths of 19 young, job-seeking Nigerians. But the only explanation that makes sense is that when a similar tragedy happened six years ago, those who presided over it got away scot free.

    Back in July 2008, a recruitment exercise conducted by the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) and Nigerian Prison Service (NPS) produced a grim toll of 17 dead across the country.

    That is why I totally agree with President Goodluck Jonathan who has reportedly told his cabinet that the next time this sort of debacle occured, the minister responsible would be tried for culpable homicide.

    Our prayer is that we never experience the likes of last weekend’s horror show. But if history repeats itself and someone actually faces justice for it, I would be one of those cheering the government of the day to the rafters.

    However, the tough talk was about the only thing of worth to come out of official quarters all week over the matter. The rest was just sentimental slop and annoying phrases like “the deaths were unfortunate.” It makes you wish officials would clam up when they don’t have anything to say.

    Take the case of the sorry Minister of Interior, Abba Moro. Salt has been rubbed into compounded injury by his continued stay in the cabinet. Decency would have required he stepped aside without being pushed. President Jonathan who could have put him out of his misery would leave him to twist in the wind a little bit longer in order not to seem to be caving in to pressure from critics.

    While he goes through the motions of presidential posturing, it is our lot to suffer Moro who, as he fights to stave off the inevitable, appears to have come down with a bad case of foot-in-the-mouth disease.

    Trying to come across as empathetic after his initial stumbles, the minister referenced his past as a labour activist and said he understood what it meant to be unemployed. Thank God he’s been a unionist; but he’s never been dead. So he cannot appreciate what the victims or their families feel.

    Rather than accept that the buck stopped at his desk, he’s been looking everywhere for someone to pass it to. He blamed the social media. He accused doctors, bankers, teachers and other gainfully employed people who he said swarmed NIS recruitment centers looking to be hired and triggering stampedes. Why would they do that when they already had jobs?

    According the minister’s aide, a certain Mallam Salisu Dantata Muhammed, it was all about greener pastures. “The crowd got more desperate when they learnt that they could get Foreign Service postings and then become pensionable. So doctors, nurses, teachers, engineers, and all manner of people who had paid jobs turned up and increased our dilemma.”

    Let’s assume for a moment that there’s something to Moro’s theory. What does the picture he has painted say about Nigeria of 2015? What does it say about the competence of the administration in which he serves? He speaks of a country from which thousands of doctors, bankers, nurses, teachers and others are looking desperately to flee courtesy of Foreign Service posting.

    Aside the prospect of deliverance through foreign posting, we are to believe that thousands also stormed the stadia in different cities just imagining the glorious pension benefits the NIS offers!

    There’s no other way to spin it. What happened last Saturday was a catastrophic public relations outing for the government of the day. It captures the inability to provide jobs in graphic and unflattering terms. It illustrates the people’s desperate economic plight in terms that not even the harshest opposition critic could have done.

    Aware of the gravity of what just took place, the president has moved into damage-control mode. He rolled out palliatives to soothe the grief and rage of bereaved families. For those who died, their families would be given three employment slots. Those who were wounded were given one slot each.

    I dare say that a job with the NIS is poor exchange for a life. Luckily for the living, some would soon become families chock full of Immigration officers!

    For the merely injured who did not pay the supreme sacrifice to ensure their families would be employed by the Federal Government for generations, there is still much to celebrate. Even if you are a dullard and probably got yourself wounded by making a dumb move last weekend, a few bruises here and there have yielded spectacular dividends.

    This brings us to the hundreds of thousands who went home in one piece. Imagine how they rejoiced seven days ago that they did not return home in body bags or in air-conditioned Ministry of Interior ambulances. Now, seeing what luck has befallen the departed many, surely, would be wishing they were dead, or at least, injured! Now they are left high and dry. If only someone had been visionary enough to engage in some self-inflicted injury! Well…

    People would argue that the government had to respond in some way. I agree. The point of cavil is that whatever was to be done should have thought through, and not be some cynical, self-serving, sentimental, knee-jerk sop.

    This is because parallels would be drawn. What, for instance, makes the victims of the Immigration recruitment tragedy more deserving of compensation than the faceless, nameless thousands who have fallen to the brutality of Boko Haram?

    Many have campaigned for some sort of compensation for them. But government has stated over and again that it would do nothing of the sort. So what logic now makes compensation right for one set of victims and wrong for the other?

    Don’t look too far for answers: it’s all down to political expediency. Given the vociferous outcry over what happened last Saturday any politician’s prospects could be damaged – even in a crude, desensitised environment such as ours.

    Desperate situations, to succumb to an equally desperate cliché, call for desperate actions – even if that means being accused of hypocrisy and double standards from now until February 2015!

  • Advertisement for my style

    “The style,” says Comte Buffon, an 18th Century French biologist and popular writer, “is the man himself.” In my much younger days, I viewed this statement with scorn and disrespect. I had then, this unrelenting hostility towards all maxims. This was because of what I considered their premature arrival at the “truth.” Well, I used to console myself, what else do you really expect from a buffoon?

    It does appear, in retrospect, as if Monsieur Buffon was right, that the joke was probably on me. When you read Wole Soyinka’s prose, you come away with the impression of a man of immense vitality: a human Mississippi; tempestuous, charging and laying waste acres of lies and deception. The urbane lucidity of Chinua Achebe’s works speaks of immense self-possession, of a man of considerable charm and reticence. Charles De Gaulle, another master, wrote the French language with the same authoritarian elegance, the same oracular conviction and irritation with small men and minds, which is a projection of his towering personality. And Jean-Paul Sartre’s often clumsy syntax and deliberate refusal to write “well” bear eloquent testimony to his everlasting contempt for the virtues of the French middle-class.

    I must confess that there is a bit of all of these gentlemen in me, which makes maters even more tricky. Having conceded this, I must also submit that there is a sense in which a writer’s style itself might serve as an index of the social unease of his generation. For the truly creative mind, style is a question of infinite possibilities and endless permutations. A particular stylistic tendency, then, may be nothing but a particular response to grave social pressures.

    When I was invited to write this column, I promised myself that I would review the reactions to it after a year. Before the advent of this column, one thing that had been sadly lacking in Nigerian journalism, despite its enviable strides in the past decade, is the direct and sustained involvement of people within the ivory-tower in journalism. This has been the case in several western and oriental societies. It is, indeed, a tribute to the vision of Newswatch editors that the floodgate has since opened with several people within the ivory-tower writing for several magazines on a regular basis.

    The reactions to this column have been varied and quite interesting. One accusation that keeps cropping up is that the writer’s syntax is often difficult and his vocabulary invariably inaccessible. D.A. Olaosun fired the first salvo, attacking the writer for polysyllabic madness. It is interesting, however, to observe that a few months later when this column wrote a rather friendly piece on Awo, the same Olaosun of Surulere wrote to say that he found the piece very illuminating.

    In a fit of anger, another reader wrote to ask whether I was the Wole Soyinka of Newswatch, a development which effectively ruined my lunch that day. And after writing a particularly devastating and irreverent piece on Jesus Christ and our church leaders, somebody wrote from a Seminary near Ijebu-Ode telling me about how “truly impressive” a writer I was.

    But perhaps, the most touching reaction of all came in the form of a full-length rejoinder from somebody who is a chief typist in a ministry in Kaduna State. Titled: Squandering of Opportunity, the letter bears quoting at length. It charges: “By speaking in a language which only the privileged few, who have benefited from an elitist form of education, can understand, you are, perhaps unknown to you and by implication, entering into negotiations with the oppressor… and squandering our chances of dealing devastating blows to the present unjust order.”

    Several important issues are raised in these rejoinders and they speak for the social and intellectual ferment in the country today. I must admit right away that this column is not modeled on the canons of “lucidity” and “simplicity” which are taught in Fleet Street and American night schools of journalism. It is indeed such “simplicity” which is ironically opened to misappropriation by our dominant culture. This column confesses to intellectual tyranny. It is not one that is designed to be run over with a bottle of beer or read over a bale of suya in our country clubs. I believe that the ruling class already has enough circus-clowns, court-jesters and intellectual acrobats attending to its needs.

    The intellectual intransigence of this column must then be located within the context of a society overtaken by mindless materialism, a society in which subsidized illiteracy is part of an elaborate power game. Only a style that is at once tempestuous and tyrannical, I believe, can match the dynamics of these tempestuous and tyrannical times.

    It might, of course, be legitimately objected that such an authoritarian style risks massive alienation, that the “message” might be lost in a jungle of inaccessibility. Such an objection ignores the seductive power of tyranny. A badly digested idea is like a huge piece of bone lodged in the throat, you can neither swallow nor easily throw it up. Only a style imbued with such suffocating alienation can come to terms with the massive alienation of this terrible age.

    As for the “message” being lost, this particular issue of whether the “masses” can and must be taught has been one source of my constant irritation with the left in this country. This talking down to the masses in all its arrogant condescension and we-know-it-all bravura would have been laughable in its astonishing innocence but for the fact that it contains the seeds of left-wing fascism. The greatest teachers of this age are hunger and misery. No amount of simplistic prose and simplistic analysis of our condition can supplant the hard teachings of these modern masters.

    This column, then, must be seen as a child of its time, an attempt to enhance our political and literary culture and a desperate intervention against the philistine culture that has been foisted on us by our elites. Perhaps, future generations in a Nigeria rid of toil, misery and feudal chicanery will stumble across it and glimpse behind the style and the man the ugly scars of these unhappy times.

    First published in Newswatch, October 22, 1986.

     

    Feedback. Re: The coup against capital

  • Re: The coup against capital

    Snooper, your co-ethnic saw to it that those of your brethren; made prostrate by military defeat, who showed, and still show the most valour in capital accumulation and husbandry, were rendered destitute. See how far they’ve come from 20 pounds per diem. While we moan about metropolitan capital flight, let us ponder on self-inflicted injuries.

    – Obinnna77

    It is not for lack of trying or the possession of the requisite branial capacity that tempered our tendency for the accumulation of capital. Rather, it was the nature of the traditional economic system that was adopted by some African societies. We were basically an agrarian society. The Yoruba for example adopted the Aro system which was a communalistic form of arrangement in which members of a particular commune took time to work on one another’s farm. This is hardly a system that encourages capital accumulation. Add to this the fact that the legal tender of the Yoruba, for example, was the cowrie shell. It was not enough to accumulate capital, but one must be able to carry same around for business transactions. It thus required men of immense might and main to ferry a million in cowrie shells from one location to another. With the advent of paper money, moving capital was made easy.

    – Rufus O.

    Neither Abacha nor Mobutu, the two avatars in this piece, was a capitalist. We should be asking why the capital formations attempted by Abiola, Iwuanyanwu, Odutola, Dantata, Ojukwu, etc., did not make it to the stock exchange. Or, if they did, why they soon fizzled. We should ask why Adenuga and Dangote watched on the sidelines as Nuhu Ribadu was trashed while he was fighting for the discipline necessary for capital sustenance.

    – Omotaye Omobosede.

    The Zairois and Nigerian political histro-political paths are hardly the same. Nigeria did NOT have a Sergeant Joseph Desire Mobutu in 1966….could NOT have had. We KNOW those who created Mobutu…..the Nigerian HISTORY created an Abacha. Nigeria, even now, is NOT the near-tragedy the Congo has become, the paradox is that the historic fault lines of Nigeria collectively cushion Nigeria from falling into the abyss. Their existence may yet induce Nigeria into a working federalism or it may well be the components will go their separate ways….though that will be a sad commentary on the valiant efforts that have gone to save the union.

    – Oluwole Omotaye Omobosede.

    Yes, sir Congo cannot happen here, reason why the foetus of Abacha tyranny was clinically aborted before it reached maturity, thanks to patriots like WS, late Alao Aka-Bashorun, Barrister Femi Falana, Dr Beko Ransome Kuti, Ndubuisi Kanu, Colonel Abubakar Umar Dangiwa, one Prof A Williams, et al. Legendary luck be damned, there are Nigerians super patriots working round the clock, burning the midnight oil so that this fatherland will actualize its manifest destiny, if it is still standing bloodied but unbowed despite the thousand cuts it has sustained and continues to endure from its traitorous diabolical offspring ,it has nothing to do with luck, it has all to do with the indomitable spirit of its noble patriotic offspring waging titanic battle and war on tactical and strategic level to keep the the soul of this fatherland sacred and noble. As to this question of yours “Is there a historic or genetic conspiracy against capital and its useful accumulation in Africa?”

    I will respond that yes there is a historic conspiracy against capital and its useful accumulation in Africa, after all the thematic focus of colonialism is primitive accumulation of capital through barbaric and primitive exploitation of the colonial subjects and his resources, and when colonialism metamorphosed into imperialism and neo colonialism ,brutal, rapacious and unscrupulous under valuation of neo colonial subjects and his capital(property) became the norm, reason why original inhabitants of Lekki were uprooted from their property ,which was latter upgraded and reevaluated to worth millions, and then parceled out to the neo colonial running dogs, whereas all that was needed to be done was empowered the original owners by given them deeds or C of O to their land and develop the land ,so as to enhance the value, thereby enabling them to use the title to access capital.(for further enumeration sir, I urge you to read the Peruvian economist Herman De Soto on this issue), where are still waiting for what is going to become of Mkoko.

    As for anti Okonjo I aver in the past that she is a Trojan horse, her first time around was as a debt collector for her western masters, and having accomplished that ,she was sent on another errand, that of destroying our fatherland economically, so as to make it regionally politically ineffective and irrelevant ,hence incapacitate it to actualize its manifest destiny, and in the process hand over our sovereign wealth to Goldman Sachs, an accomplice. But Sir, you know what, all this shall pass, we are indomitable, we are exceptional and we shall overcome.

    – Bola Awoniran.

  • Moro’s untenable defence

    Moro’s untenable defence

    Penultimate Saturday’s avoidable death of about 19 job seekers during the recruitment by the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) is yet another sad commentary on the state of our nation.

    What should have been just another routine recruitment has turned out to be another national tragedy that has further damaged what is left of our image in the international community.

    How can the NIS justify organising such a massive exercise without making necessary arrangements to prevent the kind of stampede witnessed in all the centres nationwide during which many applicants were  also wounded.

    With the number of applicants, it should have been apparent to the NIS that other options should have been considered to conduct the exercise. There was just no way a hitch-free recruitment test would have been conducted with the crowd of applicants that turned out for the exercise.

    Even though NIS claimed that some of the applicants were not invited for the interview, there is sufficient indication that the pre-test screening was not thorough enough. More applicants should have been screened out by raising the qualification requirements to reduce the number of those who should have come for the test.

    Even if the number of those qualified was still high, the recruitment should have been in phases to accommodate a manageable number in the various centres at a time.

    I find it difficult to accept the excuses offered by the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro and the NIS.  They should count themselves lucky that we have a president who is ready to accept any lame excuse for a shoddy performance instead of penalising them for not living up to expectations.

    Normally, the Minister and the Comptroller of the NIS should have resigned considering the tragic outcome of the exercise instead of passing the buck for what they should have envisaged.

    Just as in other instances of shoddy handling of official assignments, Moro and the Comptroller are getting away without being penalised.

    Despite the public outcry over the unfortunate incident and the demand for the sacking of those responsible for bungling the recruitment, the president has not responded in a way that is commensurate with the magnitude of the casualty recorded.

    We didn’t need this kind of tragedy before the federal ministries and agencies would be directed not to conduct the kind of exercise NIS did. With the level of technology we have access to in the country, the NIS test could have been conducted without having the mammoth crowd we had at the centres nationwide.

    What the NIS has confirmed is that many government organisations are either not in tune with modern ways of doing things or that they prefer to stick to old options for reasons best known to them at the expense of the country.

    As many have noted, the large number of applicants for the NIS job is an indication of how bad the level of unemployment is in the country. Why would so many applicants, including those who were not invited, turn up for the NIS test if not for the desperation of many graduates to get jobs? While the number of higher institutions and other training institutions keep increasing, vacancies have been declining.

    The unemployment situation in the country has to be urgently addressed by not only the creation of more job opportunities by the government and the private sector, but provision of a conducive environment for entrepreneurs to thrive.

    It is bad enough that graduates are unable to find jobs years after graduation and have to roam the streets in search of anything they can do, but to subject them to the kind of treatment NIS gave them is not acceptable.

  • On wealth creation and distribution

    The over one hundred universities in the country are bringing out graduates each year faster than anyone can track. If the government is not prepared for how they will be gainfully employed, the results will be catastrophic in a few years’ time

    Someone who read my piece last week on this column averred that I had become the voice of the turtle heard in the land. To him/her, I had become a prophet just because I had talked about poverty, unemployment, and what may happen if graduates somehow found themselves in some desperate situations such as being shoeless. Well, since I was not able to foresee that it would happen during the NIS examination which occurred the day after that piece had been submitted, I am returning the money I collected from those who came into my tent to consult my crystal ball.

    That was a very unfortunate day, considering the number of people who died as a result of that NIS examination. I really feel for their families and loved ones. I decline to agree, however, that I have prophetic powers. If I did, my dog would not have had indigestion from chewing pieces off my plastic bowl (I would have foreseen it), I would not have gone out on the day an errant knave of an okada rider removed the back fender of my car (I would not have gone out that day), and I certainly would not have attempted to clean inside my electric kettle while it was plugged. I would have foreseen that no good could come from that.

    Even though the government is the largest employer of labour in our land at the moment, we all know that that is a very unnatural situation. It has happened because the government has bitten off much. Just check. Wherever you find in the world that the government is the largest employer, there is bound to be trouble. The reasons are quite clear. Where private entrepreneurs can close their eyes and ears to the cries of their families and friends, the government cannot. Where businesses are only interested in figures and balance sheets and more figures, the government’s eyes are on poll figures, voters, cronies, touts and, yes, more cronies.

    I have grown to be suspicious of the call or argument that the government should create wealth by citing industries, sponsoring projects, backing research products, etc. Forgive my ignorance but I don’t think any government exists in the world that can do all these. As a matter of fact, I do not think it is its business to do them. From the little I know about the rise of the nations, the government has largely been in the background, holding a cane to beat everyone in line. As far as I am concerned, governments exist to regulate socio-economic and political behaviour. I do not agree that governments are to make jobs available for everyone. I make bold to say that the problems we are witnessing in Nigeria began as far back as the sixties and seventies when the government forgot its own limitations and began to attempt to create wealth. That was when its problems began and the nation began to fail, like a train that is filled beyond its capacity.

    I am willing to be corrected on this but I believe that even the rail transport system of the western countries began as private efforts. The rails were built by private entrepreneurs before being nationalised by the state and converted to the social services sector; and according to my informant, that was when they began to lose money. However, this was due to the fact that the governments could not decide whether to run them as businesses or as social services. I think they are finding ways round the problem now. That’s just an example.

    Listen, I am an unapologetic crier that the government owes us everything. It does. But you see, it is because it has unwisely put its own head in the noose by bringing everything in the state under its watch. The oil money may have had a hand in that, but the point is that it has largely not done what it should have done, and done those things it shouldn’t, to use the biblical parlance. To prove this point, just look at the telecommunications industry. While it was solely under the control of the government, it was completely under the weather and the wires were forever tangled. I still have in my head a seventies cartoon showing a telecoms worker right up a ladder at a telegraph pole trying to untangle thousands of wires that had gone, yep, tangled. Today, you and I can talk from anywhere to anywhere, and you my reader can berate me by text messages on any of my write-ups. We owe all these developments to the dogged pursuits of scientists and inventors who partnered with private entrepreneurs, and wise governments which only created enabling atmospheres.

    That’s right; what we all expect from the government is for it to create an enabling environment where everyone might be able to work or create something that would ensure their upkeep, that’s all. There are ways to do this. First, it should provide a collation centre for collating all activities related to inventions in the land. Don’t scoff; you will be surprised how little the government regards statistics and how non-existent that kind of information is. I believe that all the youths and young adults seeking employment can easily fall into one or other of these activities. They may not so easily get jobs, but they may easily be encouraged to become entrepreneurs if there is a collation centre that oversees such activities. Then, it should really encourage banks to give soft loans and not to be so greedy.

    Secondly, just as it has unbundled the electricity company into private hands, the government should also turn to the rail system of transportation and put it back on track. It still remains the cheapest means of intra and inter-city movement which not only makes life easier for people, but also makes money for its investors. As a matter of fact, everyone in the land can be encouraged to invest in it while they go back to plying their original trades. It would be a way of making everybody work for everybody. More importantly, it would reduce the volume of tankers, lorries, trailers and other accidents waiting to happen on our roads.

    Listen now. The over one hundred universities in the country are bringing out graduates each year faster than anyone can track. If the government is not prepared for how they will be gainfully employed, the results will be catastrophic in a few years’ time. Obviously, the government never for one day tried to calculate just how many graduates would have been produced by what year before granting licences for private universities. It did not even try to find out how many were required before opening the portals of more universities. The result of this unpreparedness is what we all saw last week at the NIS examination. Clearly, the government cannot provide labour for them all, no matter how much it prunes up its own civil service; it must do it by proxy.

    Wealth creation is hardly in the purview of the state; wealth distribution is though. The state distributes and redistributes wealth when it creates an industry-friendly atmosphere to ensure that everyone has a fighting chance to access the most basic things. Such an enabling environment will prevent a single individual from illegally and selfishly appropriating all the state resources to him/herself at the expense of the rest of the society. These resources do not even have to be cash only. However, when the government becomes the entity that corners all the resources to itself at the expense of the society, then we have a serious problem indeed.

  • The Ukrainian Gambit: Back to the great game

    The Ukrainian Gambit: Back to the great game

    War is that rare game best played when not played at all.

    Western nations are in a state of dense irritation by what will likely occur today in Crimea, the Russian-backed breakaway province of Ukraine. A plebiscite will hold. Minus a jarring surprise, the result is foregone. Crimea will vote to reintegrate into Russia.

    This will be a sharp, voluble rebuke of Western diplomatic pressure to quell Russia’s obvious engineering of the Crimean secession. Western capitals and the international media houses that serve them have been unsettled by Russian contumacy. They are perplexed Russia has not backtracked to take its hands off Crimea. They thought Russia would eventually succumb to the avalanche of criticism that it was in breach of their holy book of international etiquette, becoming an unregenerate along the way.

    They overestimated Russia’s need for their approval or goodwill. The man in the Kremlin evidently concluded that, in acquiring and maintaining power, he could better secure his place at the international table. He would command and own the legitimacy of power. His personal history and that of his country instructed him the legitimacy of power is a more reliable shield and redoubt than that of good intentions and goodwill when it comes to the fluid and uncertain relations among states. He surmised should he do what the West told him, the West would keep telling him what to do. Considering himself the helm of a great power that defines its own way independent of the vocabulary of the West, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin would not strap himself to such a bridle. That the West would seek to control him as he sought to control another nation confirmed his worldview: Power not only rules, it writes the rules.

    Faced with Russian obduracy, the West has pitched a fulsome fit. Self-righteous to a fault, the West claims Putin is acting imperially, even against the wishes of the Russian people and was stoking a return to the Cold War. No doubt, Russian action has come with a hard hand and steel heart. But this is no worse an incursion against a lesser nation than Western action against Iraq or, more recently, Libya. Russia’s usurpation of Crimea has been more surgical and done with less carnage than Western adventurism in the two abovementioned nations. Russia may owe a profound apology to the people of Ukraine but it owes no such apology to the West which has a greater penchant for military trespass and bloodlust than Russia has shown in the recent years.

    During these rare episodes when nations openly act recalcitrant to its wishes, Western nations self-righteously resort to speaking on behalf of the “international community.” In so doing, they commit the same offense of which they accuse Russia regarding Crimea. They believe their power gives them the right to speak as if they are right and to speak on behalf of those with whom they have not bothered to consult. Had they talked frankly to nations beyond their elite club, they would likely find much of the world disapproves of the hard tack Russia has taken. However, people also understand Russia’s concerns, realize Russia historic interests in Ukraine and are devilishly pleased Russia now stands up to the West’s artificial high-mindedness. The views of the genuine international community are more nuanced and sympathetic to Russia than the West dares to allow.

    The West is partially right in drawing a historic analogy to Russia’s current actions. However, the West errs in drawing the wrong link to the wrong period. They claim Putin is an unrepentant Cold Warrior pining to return to that era. Implicitly, they claim Putin aches for a fight and will lunge at any pretext to invade former soviet republics. Because he has publicly trashed their script, Western leaders now cast him as the greatest threat to world peace besides the lunatic of North Korea. The facts vitiate this depiction.

    The Cold War was a time where America and the Soviet Union wrestled in ceaseless geo-political confrontation. There was no spot on the globe immune from the game.

    Putin has not acted in such grandiose, global fashion. He has been fairly discriminating in deploying Russian power. When the West sought to deracinate Qaddafi’s regime, Russia did not lift a finger to help him. Russia gave the West a green light to recreate Libya in its own image. That the West turned that dessert nation from an orderly house ruled by a madman into a madhouse cannot be blamed on Russia. Likewise, Russia has given the West a free pass in Africa. Russian assistance to traditional allies in the Western Hemisphere, Cuba and Venezuela, has been minimal.

    However, Russian saw vital sea lanes and other interests threatened in a nation with which it has a strategic alliance, Syria. Here, Russia thwarted perceived as Western overreach into its traditional sphere of influence. When Russia promulgated anti-gay legislation, Putin stood firmly against vociferous Western condemnation. As a patriot, he thought he had the right to define his nation as he saw fit. The propriety of his actions is susceptible to debate. However, talk that he dreams of another Cold War is dangerous claptrap. Instead of demonizing the leader of a vital nation, the West would further the cause of peace by better understanding him.

    Putin has shown himself to be nothing more or less threatening than a shrewd practitioner of balance of power geo-politics. Here a brief primer is warranted. Spheres of national influence represent the geo-political equivalent of gravity. Just as every material object has gravitational pull, every nation has a sphere of influence. The small and weaker the state, the more modest its sphere. The obverse is true in similar proportion: the greater the “mass” of a nation, the larger its sphere. Every nation’s strategic interests involve the element of extraterritoriality. Assets important and essential to that nation’s maintenance will lie well beyond the country’s borders. For example, a strategic piece of foreign land in Cuba (Guantanamo Bay) is more important to America’s defense than capital of the state of Utah.

    As a corollary, the older and more established a nation, the more discernible its sphere should be to itself and others. Sadly, humans are fallible, and the ambitious among us are the most wrong-headed of an imperfect lot. Thus, ambitious leaders often err by overestimating their sphere while underestimating that of another country. Upon these miscalculations, wars have been fought and lost. Thus, we should discern which side, Russia or the West, seems more awry in calculating the balance of power.

    To argue balance of power considerations should no longer apply is to argue subjective morality and not the reality of how things are. If humanitarian morals and not calculations of power and strategic interests governed international conduct, Western nations would have ended wars in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Somalia which have endured for generations and costs millions of lives. We must live or die with the fact that nations operate according to their own interests and do so most prudently when they do so without encroaching upon another strong nation’s sphere of influence.

    To argue that morality dictates an end to these calculations is a disingenuous artifice used by those who have encroached onto another’s sphere yet do not want to defend that encroachment in the customary way – by force of arms. It is a hair-raising gambit to think a nation can cajole another to cede important interests without an expenditure of limb or lucre.

     

    If we objectively view Putin’s actions, we see those of a tough Russian nationalist. The farther afield another nation, the less interest Putin gives it. Thus, he left Libya to the wolves. Conversely, Crimea has been integral to Russian history for centuries. More to the point, it is the headquarters of Russian’s Black Sea Fleet. This is Russia’s only guaranteed warm water port, its vital entry into the Mediterranean Sea and a conduit of influence to Syria and the Middle East. This is Russia’s backyard. You do not go shouting insults in a strongman’s back yard without expecting his dog to growl and the man to fetch his weapon.

    The seeds of this crisis were planted twenty years ago when America committed a grave strategic overreach precipitated by its victory in the Cold War. That this crisis would sprout would be as inevitable as death. The only question was how long would false peace last before reality erased it.

    The Cold War did not end with an explicit treaty allocating specific fruits to the winner and a menu of bitter herbs to be suffered by the ruptured empire. Even if it had ended with an explicit treaty, such a formal nicety would be of no lasting avail. As soon as the actual balance of power on the ground changed, the party favored by that amendment would seek to amend the treaty, not by rewriting its terms through negotiations but through its actions on the ground fueled by its renewed strength.

    When the Cold War ended, America thought it had been handed the world on a platter. It believed it had the right and power to rewrite the entire global system in its own image. For America, it was the final end to the final global competition. This was a naïve view held by a strong nation remarkably ignorant of the arc of world history. Blinded by its own power, America was unable to contemplate it would ever have to engage in balance of power calculations again, particularly on the European continent where its interests in Western Europe were many and vital.

    Consequently, America extended NATO to the very doorstep of then prostrate Russia. Some form of NATO membership was offered all European nations save Russia. However, America would disclaim Russia as the implied adversary. This was nonsense. To invest so much in a nearly pan-continental treaty without an adversary is superfluous. Everyone understood what Russia’s exclusion meant. Weak Russia would bide time until strength was regained.

    Russia was a remnant of a global empire but it remained a strong nation with a proud military history, a large land mass, vast resources and a traditional sphere of influence. At some point, its vigor would return. The nation found its footing and regained power. As this happened, it would naturally seek to reestablish the sphere of influence it held prior to the advent of the Soviet Union. If the Soviet Union were to give way to a smaller Russia, so be it. If Russia were to stand, then let it stand as Russia had always stood, with its sphere of influence intact and recognized.

    Consequently, there would be inevitable tension between the dimensions of NATO-EU expansion into Eastern Europe and the Kremlin’s reclamation of its traditional sphere of influence. There is not enough space for both sides to win. Either the West’s expansion eastward or Russian expansion westward would be thwarted. The answer is found in which side finds its expansion to be more vital. That side will use whatever means necessary, including force. The other side will talk but balk when it comes to muscular action.

    That crisis came to Ukraine was not accidental. The West has been trying to pull Ukraine from Russia’s orbit. The proposed EU deal was just one of many enticements. While the media downplays this point, the EU deal would have downgraded Ukraine’s relationship with Russia. By its very provisions, the deal forbade Ukraine to accept certain assistance from Russia.

    The West dangled money to finesse the Ukrainian government away from Russia’s shirttail. When that did not work, it funneled more money, this time to fuel the political opposition. According to a senior American diplomat, America channeled five billion dollars to the opposition to promote “regime change.” That is a very hefty investment to make in another nation, particularly in an opposition movement. This sum can purchase many street protests. It did. Thus, the protests aired by electronic media have been presented to you as spontaneous and home-grown; to a significant degree, they have been orchestrated and foreign-funded.

    Russia was cognizant of these Western machinations and decided to protect its interests the best way it knew. Unable to match the West ruble for dollar, Russia decided to use force, correctly believing the West would not reply in kind. It was a calculated risk but, since core interests were at stake, a risk worth taking for the Kremlin.

    This raises another basic precept of geo-politics. The nation willing to use force generally bests the nation willing to go no further than spend money. Gun diplomacy usually beats money diplomacy. That the U.S. missed this lesson is remarkable given America uses the same strategy to stymie Chinese financial diplomacy in Africa, particularly South Sudan.

    In the end, the Ukrainian crisis is not a battle of democracy versus despotism. It has distilled into a war of Western money and propaganda against Russian arms. The objective has been to recalibrate the balance of power in Eastern Europe. Given this perspective, the West is the initial aggressor but subtly so because it used only money and words. Russia is the respondent but is deemed the aggressor because it upped the ante by resorting to force. China anxiously watches the outcome because America now seeks to isolate China in much the same fashion it has tried against Russia.

    I leave you to determine on which side morality lies, if it lies on any side of the matter. The more important issue is that we learn to see thinks for ourselves and not accept the version fed us. If your mind is to be bent one way or the other, then you should be the one bending it in a manner than suits your interests. Never allow someone to shape your mind and its thinking in a way that does you less good than it does them.

     

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  • Crimean crisis as  a modern anachronism

    Crimean crisis as a modern anachronism

    It is difficult not to contemplate Ukraine’s Crimean crisis with an eerie sense of déjà vu. Jostling for strategic or religious influence in the Holy Land, Crimea and the Black Sea in the mid-19th century, Western powers in alliance with the weakened Ottoman Empire took on Russia in a bitter war that caused the death of more than 350,000 people and stymied Russia’s 200 years attempt to expand southwards towards the warm water trading and naval ports of the Black Sea around the Crimea. The Western powers alliance of Britain, France and Sardinia achieved the aim of halting Russian territorial expansion, securing Britain’s ambition in the eastern Mediterranean as well as gaining for France the control of the rights of Catholics in the Holy Land. Christened the Crimean War or the Eastern War, it was fought between 1853 and 1856, and was hallmarked by tactical and logistical incompetence memorialised in Alfred, Lord Tennyson’s narrative poem, The Charge of the Light Brigade.

    Today, borders may have been redrawn, and the reasons for disagreement may have changed considerably from religious to strategic and ethnic/nationalist, the general outlook of the conflict between the West and Russia on that peninsula has, however, ossified, in spite of the intervening variables of the collapse of the Soviet Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation’s inroads into Eastern Europe. Crimea itself, the reason for the dangerous flexing of muscles going on between Russia on one hand and the West and Ukraine on the other hand, has the unenviable history of being occupied by many powers, and its ethnic pastiche altered often catastrophically, as the 1944 wholesale deportation of the Crimean Tatars showed. By the time the Tatars returned in 1991 after the collapse of the Soviet Union, Russians had become the dominant ethnic group in Crimea, constituting about 60 percent of the population. Tatar- and Ukrainian-speaking peoples constitute about 13 and 24 percent respectively.

    Russia, however, never really stopped coveting Crimea principally because of the warm ports of the Black Sea where Russia’s Black Sea Fleet is based. It also has a declared policy of defending Russian-speaking people wherever they are, as it claimed to have done in Abkhazia and South Ossetia in 2008 during the Russo-Georgian War. It was against this background that the Ukrainian revolution was set, a revolution primarily designed to bring the country into the orbit of the European Union (EU), economically and politically. The revolution however, had the unintended consequence of accentuating the dichotomy between the Ukrainian- and Russian-speaking parts of the country. So, when on February 23, the Ukrainian parliament abolished the law of languages of minorities, which Russian-speaking Ukrainians and Russia itself felt was provocative, the stage for intervention was set. It no longer mattered that in 1953, the Ukrainian-born Soviet Leader, Nikita Khrushchev, had ceded Crimea to Ukraine, nor did it matter that Russia’s intervention violated international law. Nor, still, did it matter that the intervention was certain to draw the ire of the European Union, attract sanctions and engender a massive boycott of the G-8 summit expected to hold in the Winter Olympic city of Sochi on June 4.

    While Russia has legitimate military concerns in the Crimea, it is difficult to excuse the invasion of the peninsula, or connive at the desperate intervention in Ukraine. Though the trigger for the February revolution was the EU deal the deposed president, Viktor Yanukovych, refused to sign due to Russian pressure, it is unproductive to analyse the Crimean crisis from the standpoint of one’s geopolitical preferences. Whether one supports or opposes Western powers and their values hardly matters as much as the legal, moral and political interpretation of international law, particularly the principle of non-intervention. Russia doubtless made efforts to influence Ukraine to remain within its orbit by offering juicy economic deals and loans, but the efforts failed to bear fruit. Hence the resort to force. But In the long run, force is more likely to poison relationships between the two countries than create atmosphere for friendship and trust. Given the ethnic composition of Crimea, the chances of future destabilisation and violent resistance cannot be ruled out should Russia annex the peninsula. Importantly, too, Russian insistence that it reserved the right to intervene wherever Russians outside of Russia faced a bad deal is a throwback to the destabilising nationalism that pushed the world into wars and conflicts in the 20th century. It will be recalled that Germany under Adolf Hitler used the pretext of the maltreatment of Germans in the Sudetenland region of Czechoslovakia to invade that Eastern European country. That fateful step pushed the world into war and cost the more than three million Germans living there to be whittled down to less than 160,000 after the war. It would be strange to use the German-speaking peoples of Switzerland and Austria as pretext for an invasion in this modern era.

    There is, however, the possibility that Russia may be using the occupation of Crimea as a bargaining tool to win more concessions and gain firmer assurances of the neutrality of Ukraine. In other words, if Ukraine does not love Russia, it must not love the EU. And in the face of expanding NATO influence and incursion in Eastern Europe, Russia is determined that the line be drawn in the sands of Ukraine, as it drew the line in South Ossetia by balkanising Georgia during the Russo-Georgian War of 2008. But overall, for Russia to achieve enduring foreign policy goals and rebuild itself into a more durable superpower, it may have to find ways of concocting a worldview infinitely more appealing to its neighbours than it has been for centuries. This it can do by either designing an attractive ethical core for its foreign and domestic policies or by coaxing neighbouring and far-flung entities into its orbit through economic, social, cultural and other relations. In the long run, as history shows, including the history of Crimea itself, force does not prove as capable and adequate as more novel and indirect measures in creating lasting impressions, attraction and love in weaker or vassal states.

  • The coup against capital

    The coup against capital

    (On the modern ruins of Gbadolite)

    Is there a historic or genetic conspiracy against capital and its useful accumulation in Africa? More than its self-inflicted political and spiritual wounds, the perennial and perpetual inability to accumulate and valorise capital is the festering sore of Africa. Even where there is a fundamental breakthrough, the Mansa Musa syndrome takes over. How many first generation businesses survive far into the next generation? Yet you turn any corner of England and you find tailors since the eighteenth century, florists since the nineteenth, bankers since the seventeenth, clothiers since the nineteenth etc.

    Perhaps the urgency of the situation must permit us to frame the question in a more desperate and despairing manner. Is the Black man’s brains genetically wired against capital accumulation? Or is there something about the societal configuration in Africa and its autochthonous formations which continually resists and rebels against being co-opted into the orbit of untrammelled capitalism? Is this a fall out of the hunter-gatherer phase of human existence or a case of errant but stubborn localism frustrating the forces of capitalist globalization?

    This is not a question of racial inferiority or lack of fundamental ability for capital capacity building and holding. After all, there are successful black entrepreneurs in post-apartheid South Africa and the western world. To be sure, there is nothing pre-ordained or inevitable about the triumph of western modernity and its capitalist mode of production. The west has been able to impose its economic vision on the rest of the world as a result of its military superiority and spiritual ascendancy.

    There were English slaves in the court of the Ottoman emperors. A survey once came up with the startling conclusion that despite the thunder and tinsel of modern capitalism, the golden and happiest period in England was the Elizabethan epoch. The compulsive generosity and willingness to share without looking back in times of plenty that we notice in certain traditional societies speak to some alternative life styles that could have moderated and modulated the traumas of modern capitalism.

    But since Africa has been frogmarched to the frontiers of western modernity, there is nothing anybody can do about that. The problem is that you cannot redistribute wealth that has not been created by labour and human exertion. To do so is to indulge in starry-eyed idealism which is another word for infantile radicalism.

    Let the lore not race ahead of the leitmotif. There are intellectual debts and obligations to be paid and discharged. In a famous essay titled, The Revolution against Capital, Antonio Gramsci, the great Italian journalist, philosopher and outstanding radical theoretician, argued that the Russian Revolution was a revolution against the grain and a social earthquake against the fundamental tenets of Marxism.

    The revolution crashed all the gears of Historical and Dialectical Materialism. The ideal conditions of a burgeoning capitalist state and a rampart proletariat were simply not there. Russia was a backward society, with a rudimentary version of capitalism and an underdeveloped workers class.

    Yet it happened. The Russian Revolution occurred despite the unpropitious circumstances. It was eight days that changed the world. This was due to the sheer ferocious voluntarism and heroism of the Soviet leadership. They had conjured something out of nothing. In effect, it was also a revolution against Das Kapital, Karl Marx’ opus, as Gramsci’s subtle dig would suggest.

    It is arguable that the subsequent tragedy of the Russian people and the revolution itself stems from this fundamental contradiction. But that is neither here nor there. Sometimes, you need barbarity to drive out barbarism, as somebody was to quip. History itself is a horoscope of horror.

    It is useful in passing to say something about this rare gem of an Italian political theorist and outstanding patriot. A mortally afflicted hunchback, Gramsci wrote virtually all his works in the most crippling and inhuman of circumstances. Yet he was unmoved by his personal misfortunes. At a point, he constituted himself into a one man think tank against fascism in Italy. When the Italian authorities finally tired of his intellectual provocations, Mussolini sent him to jail with the war cry: “We must prevent this brain from functioning for twenty years!”

    Unfortunately for Benito Mussolini, you can only imprison the man and not the mind. It was in prison and from horrendous captivity that Gramsci did his most productive and outstanding work. These days when you hear of American tenured professors under the comfort of five-star hotels noisily quarrelling about whether Gramsci was a Marxist or not, you begin to feel sorry for the sheer attenuation of the human spirit.

    This general debility of the soul and attenuation of the human spirit is at its most compelling on the African continent. Here, the revolt against capital and capitalism is on the grand stage and it is unlike any other thing witnessed in the history of mankind. The BBC crew were at their best and most devastating in a recent panoramic survey of the diseased hulk of old Zaire. Nothing can match the modern tragedy of this potentially prosperous country with its infinite natural resources.

    Everything has been laid to waste in a series of wars without a formal front or frontier. The country itself had long regressed into a state of nature with the inhabitants reminding one of the feral denizens of a vast human zoo. For a moment, the camera zeroed in on the ruins of Gbadolite, Mobutu’s birthplace and home to his fabled marble palace. This scandalous eyesore must rank as the greatest indictment of the coup against capital in post-colonial Africa.

    The whole place was in ruins. The airstrip from which Mobutu used to import his barber and daily venison from Paris— that is when he was not gorging on locally grown giant maggots washed down with pink champagne— had been reclaimed by nature and now home to savage reptiles. The palace itself lay in utter ruins with its gold-encrusted Jacuzzis. What cannot be looted had been vandalised, and what cannot be looted and vandalised had been overtaken by desuetude. This is the most compelling evidence of insanity among Africa’s post-colonial leaders.

    In a 31 year career, Mobutu looted and stole his country blind. At a point, the vicious kleptocrat even had the temerity to lend his “personal funds” to the country. Congo is one vast crematorium of wasted capital. If Mobutu had used just a fraction of the capital violently expropriated from the Congolese people to grow education and build factories, the country could have taken off. In the end, Congolese capital returned to metropolitan capitalists who needed it most. It was Mobutu’s greatest coup against the Congo people and Africa.

    As the National Conference unfolds tomorrow, the dire view from the old Zaire must concentrate the minds of Nigerian patriots. The two African giants are often compared. Nigeria’s luck, unlike the Congo, is that it is powered along by a micro-pluralism of countervailing power centres which ensures a negative equilibrium at least. Succeeding military and civilian despots have done their damnable best to upset the delicate apple cart. But divine fate and Nigeria’s legendary luck have always seen them off.

    But Nigerians cannot be complacent about this fabled good luck. Until General Sani Abacha stole them blind even as he culled off their leading lights, many Nigerians believed that the kind of fiscal anarchy and privatised tyranny that characterised Mobutu’s Congo could not happen in Nigeria.

    But just short of five years, aided by modern technology and his contempt for conventional stealing, Abacha almost beat Mobutu in his own game. Yet when he died, there was no evidence that Abacha ever ploughed back a fraction of the money he looted from the treasury into any productive economic venture.

    Apart from his magnificent castle in Kano, Abacha did not leave any viable or visible economic monument. In a historic addendum, the United States only last week dismissed the former Nigerian despot as a vicious kleptocrat while impounding his stashed loot. African capital has returned to metropolitan capitalists with plenty of insults to the bargain.

    In the light of this unending kleptomania among African rulers which has returned the blighted continent to the Stone Age while the rest of the world marches on to new frontiers of civilisation, the original question must now be framed in a more fundamental manner. Is there something wrong about the genetic wiring of Africa’s post-colonial elite?

    In a curious paradox, it is Nigeria which provides the key to unlocking the problem. Whenever a fundamental economic crisis is framed as a political quarrel among squabbling elite, we may be sure that there is a red herring somewhere. Away from the hysterical cat-calls and strident abuses, this is a more productive way of framing the problem of the missing 20 billion naira, the Sanusi ouster and the culture of political and economic impunity on all sides.

    In her first tour of duty as Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, paid off all of Nigeria’s disputable debt in one fell swoop and swore to rid the nation of its international profile as a chronic debtor-nation. Many doubted the wisdom and even sanity of this economic strategy but decided to watch and pray. In a cruel and ironic twist of fate, the same debt profile has opened up again with alarming implications and under the watch of the same Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.

    Judging by all available data, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, in her second tour and now as the coordinating Minister, is presiding over the worst spell and spree of kleptocracy in the history of the nation. All she could now do is to wring her hands and hint about oil as a curse—a theoretical no-brainer for sure. Meanwhile, the presidential airline boasts of at least ten planes in its fleet while the British Prime Minister goes about on commercial flights. In Abuja, it is said that they now sell one million naira per bottle champagne.

    In the case of Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, how can anybody justify or rationalise the bizarre feudal munificence by which under his watch the Central Bank of the nation became one huge financial almshouse dispensing largesse to anybody in sight? What is the modern theory of economic management behind this bastard feudalism, or is this a classic case of avant-garde political radicalism fronting for economic and social retrogression?

    In a general culture of lawlessness and impunity there is nothing to choose between impunity at the micro-level and impunity at the macro level. They are just two sides of the same bad coin. This is not the time for any partisan equivocation. Nigeria has been poorly served by its undeserving political elite. It will take a character-changing event to effect any rectification.

    But it is not a situation that can subsist for long. Once it was said that the Congo could not happen here. And then General Abacha came along. Even in a civilian dispensation under an ascendant faction of the political elite, the coup against capital continues. It is useful to recall that at a point Mobutu also indulged his cruel fancies in a sham National Conference. As a thousand mysterious militias and unknown gunmen continue to put Nigerians to sword at will, let the fate of the old Congo and the ruins of Gbadolite concentrate our mind for once.

  • United against Nigerians

    United against Nigerians

    We must be worried if truly state govts are at the vanguard of clamour for fuel subsidy removal again

    Only the uninitiated would not have known what was coming when motorists began to queue for Premium Motor Spirit (PMS), otherwise known as petrol, at filling stations across the country about a month ago. But Nigerians who have known the tricks since the military era must have known the destination: withdrawal of fuel subsidy. That the fuel scarcity has persisted in spite of lies by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) that there is enough stock is a strong indication that someone is going to tell Nigerians to prepare to pay more for fuel. It was a matter of time. The only question is: who will bell the cat?

    But Nigeria has never been short of hatchet men. This time around, the clamour for the removal of the so-called fuel subsidy is coming from states’ commissioners of finance, under the umbrella of the States Finance Commissioners Forum. The forum’s chairman, Mr Timothy Odaah, said Nigerians were deceived into believing that fuel subsidy is good whereas it is poison. “We looked at the subsidy on oil as more or less a solution worse than what it intends to solve … In the first place, the NLC and the majority of the Nigerian people appeared to have been deceived into clamouring for the subsidy. This is no doubt because syndicated projects were contrived, especially in the area of transportation problem … but now; you discover that it is the average man that suffers”, he said. Odaah added that “we know of course that the Federal Government had a good intention to subsidise transportation, so it will have an absolute benefit to the poor man and every Nigerian …” Reuben Abati, the president’s spokesman, could not have done a better job the way Odaah painted the picture, and one begins to wonder what the President is waiting for in replacing Abati with Odaah, with immediate effect, to boot!

    The commissioners of finance reportedly said they were going to brief their principals (governors) on the outcome of their deliberations at the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting on Thursday. So, who is fooling whom? How many commissioners would append their signatures to a document as contentious as the subsidy removal without the prior consent of their governors? As if it is not common knowledge that in many states, commissioners are glorified errand boys who cannot disagree with the governors, irrespective of the strength of their (commissioners’) point.

    No doubt what is emerging has been well rehearsed. Hardly had the ink with which the commissioners of finance signed the papers at the meeting dried than the Accountant-General of the Federation (AGF), Mr Jonah Otunla, announced the setting up of a 12-member committee to review the existing partial subsidy on oil, with a view to completely removing it. Of course, Otunla quickly added that this was at the behest of the states as represented by their finance commissioners. “The committee (finance commissioners) members expressed their opinion on subsidy and we have set up a 12-man committee comprising six members from the commissioners’ forum and six members from the Accountants-General Forum to help us review the impact of subsidy on the Federation Account. We will make our opinion known in the nearest future” he said. Other things being equal, that nearest future is the FAAC meeting coming up next month, that is if they do not find the issue urgent enough to warrant convening an emergency meeting to ratify the death knell for Nigerians so President Jonathan could append his signature. Such outcome excites the President whose government cannot imagine life without subsidy removal.

    But, the question now is: since when did the Jonathan administration (that prides itself as slow in taking decisions so as not to make mistake) begin to act promptly on national matters? Obviously for the government, it is selective promptness. It took it ages to decide to fire the immediate past Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah, despite the weightiness of the allegations against her, whereas such painstakingness was a luxury that the government could not afford in the Justice Ayo Salami matter.

    As if to further compound the fooling of Nigerians by their governments, all the members of the 12-man committee that the Federal Government set up on the matter are government officials. What of Labour, students, market men and women; what I call the Other Critical Stakeholders’ Forum? Who would the fly support if not the person with a festering sore? Who would these officials have supported if not their paymasters? This is one of the things I hate about the Jonathan presidency; it relishes playing the ostrich. Instead of pushing the thing down our throats as it really is, it wants to give whatever the outcome of his committee report is as a product of a well-thought-out endeavour; hence the government saying it had set up a committee whereas what it calls a committee cannot pass even for a kangaroo committee.

    Many of those who will be championing the cause of fuel scarcity withdrawal are saying so not with any sound argument beyond the ones we are used to; many see it in the context of the approaching elections. Invariably, politicians need more money to prosecute the elections. One is tempted to ask whether it is only in Nigeria that elections are conducted. Why must we be apprehensive for the simple reason that we are about entering an election year? This is a thing done as a routine in many places, including African countries. But if we are not apprehensive that elections will not be free and fair, we will have to live under the perpetual fear that Nigerians must lose something just for politicians to win (read rig) elections, from which Nigerians are only further impoverished.

    Honestly, we have to be wary of all these forums of compromise and convenience – States Finance Commissioners Forum, States Accountants-General Forum, and all. But if it is true that state governments are truly the champions of this clamour for fuel subsidy removal, then it confirms the saying that there is no first born among pigs; they all play in the mud, first born, last born and all. This being the case, Nigerians must prepare for the worst on this issue. It is unfortunate that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government that has not delivered a single democratic dividend in 14 years is about compounding our woes. It is sadder still, that state governments want to join it in dancing naked in the market.

    Now, are the state commissioners aware that Nigeria is a major producer of crude oil? Are they and their principals aware that Cote D’Ivoire, one of the countries from where we import petrol is only a modest oil producer, yet an important regional refiner? Are they aware that the Jonathan administration promised us three Greenfield refineries, where are they? Are they not ashamed that our deregulation of petroleum products is based on the wrong template – importation? Are they aware that for over 14 years the PDP has not been able to make a single dent on petrol refining because it has always had its mind fixated to fuel subsidy removal? Are they aware of the billions of dollars that have been reported missing from federal purse? What have they done about this? Above all, what gives the commissioners the confidence that, because they cannot have their way with the Federal Government with regards to funds, despite staging walkouts and aborting FAAC meeting, they can have it by shifting the burden of corruption, ineptitude, etc. to ordinary Nigerians? The famed Nigerian docility?

    Until now, many Nigerians believed the Jonathan presidency has been overstretching its luck; but, it is now clear that it is not only the Federal Government that is doing that, the states are now equally complicit in the plot to stretch the people beyond limits. A government under which the worst corruption has been perpetrated in recent times is now cash-strapped and Nigerians should be the beasts of burden? Mba, babu rara, no.

  • Governor Kayode Fayemi: Four more years (1)

    Governor Kayode Fayemi: Four more years (1)

    This coming election is another opportunity for us in Ekiti to once again demonstrate, and, confirm that Ekiti will never again be the play thing of these smart Alecs

    As the Kayode Fayemi Campaign rolls out next week to canvass the votes of his trusting and ever appreciative Ekiti people, it is the bounden duty of this column to play John the Baptist and foretell his second coming because, as our people never fail to say: JKF = 4+4 =8. This assignment is a ‘must do’ because long before our people ‘knew’ him, even when impunity ruled the roust and mandate thieves arrogantly seized his mandate for a season, playing god, this column had started, and never for once waivered, that here cometh the man who will make all the difference to our lives in Ekiti. And why was I so sure? Simple. It was his total person. Here is a young man, scion of a decent Christian parentage, intellectually sound and supremely confident, humble yet so self-effacing you are bound to miss his stern interior; a man of principles. It took me no time to know this is a decent gentleman you can trust and one who, unlike the other wannabe governors, will never deceive our people. And so for the first time since 1983, when I was deeply involved in Ondo State politics and indeed had to run to Lagos from that year’s raging inferno as was copiously reported on the front page of The Guardian of Tuesday 20, 1983, I saw myself irretrievably drawn, first to Dr Fayemi, and only later to Ekiti politics. Governor Kayode Fayemi, as our people have come to roundly acknowledge, is simply a miracle worker. Extremely easy to work with, he is a glutton for work; so untiring sitting by his table, all you can do is pray God for His continuing grace upon such a dedicated public servant.

    The Yoruba says, if you do not know where you are going, you must at least know where you are coming from. Ekiti is today, without a doubt, not where Governor Kayode Fayemi met it. Therefore, for some of us, who may have forgotten those parlous days of Ekiti being a state of ‘one day, one trouble’; days of murder and near assassinations, days of all manners of illegalities, we need remind them of those pre-Fayemi days, to let them know that only CONTINUITY can keep Ekiti in its present mode of multi-sectoral development, peace and concord, in the utmost hope that the caterwaulers will never be allowed to ever return us to those better forgotten days. Given these extant circumstances, Dr Fayemi, as governor, hadn’t a day’s honey moon. Rather, the long journey to damage control, reconstruction, renewal and modernising had to begin in earnest because it was a period when the preceding seven years had seen as many governors, one of which was for as long as one day; a state, as I mentioned earlier, of ‘one day one trouble’ and one that was nothing more than a client state of big PDP chieftains from as far afield as Ibadan and Lagos. Thus the doyen of amala politics, all the way from the old metropolis would come, pick and choose whichever contract meets his fancy while the militrician from Lagos ensured he got from Ekiti what funding the party in Lagos could no longer source from its own estranged member of the federal cabinet, in addition to the big man descending to the measly level of hiring helicopters, at hugely inflated prices, for respective Ekiti governors.

    This coming election is another opportunity for us in Ekiti to once again demonstrate, and, confirm that Ekiti will never again be the play thing of these smart Alecs. We must, and will vote CONTINUITY, whatever the schemes of these villains. This trilogy will explicitly explain the devilish plans of the PDP which include, not only a massive misuse of the military and the police, but named towns where INEC will deliberately under supply electoral materials and villages, specially around border towns, where PDP intends to use the voters cards which they will not only obtain officially, but also print as happened in Akwa Ibom and Abuja in 2011. They will meet a very prepared Ekiti because our people, trusting in God, have said: NEVER AGAIN.

    But the above was only the tip of the Augean stable Dr Fayemi met on his inauguration on 16 October, 2010. State infrastructure had collapsed, education, for which the state had always been celebrated from time immemorial had gone comatose, Ekiti youths were now no better than hordes of okada riders, social relations had so broken down that a blood relation top party member could invite his own relation to a nonexistent meeting only to get him killed in his bed room, and the whole place had become a killing field with life, in general, becoming short and brutish, analogous only to, please pardon the exaggeration, Europe after the thirty years war.

    The above was the unflattering Ekiti Dr Kayode Fayemi inherited at his inauguration. Countervailing all these, however, were a combination of an over pouring of love and support for him by the vast majority of our people, his own innate ability and willingness to bury himself in the herculean task of reconstruction, and the perspicacity to attract to himself , persons of ability, passion and commitment who would assist him in deconstructing this mountain of monstrosities.

    But first, the Augean stable had to be cleared. And one of the first individuals he called upon to join him in doing this, was Professor Bolaji Aluko, the then U.S-based Professor of Chemical Engineering, scion of the one and only Prof Sam Aluko of blessed memory, and now, Vice-Chancellor, Federal University of Otueke, who had many years back come to the then Ekiti State University, to offer inestimable assistance to the university during the Vice Chancellorship of Professor Akin Oyebode.

    For the short time he functioned, Bolaji, hard-headed and deep, with a very sharp and penetrating mind, was, to the governor, the equivalent of the U.S White House Chief OF Staff; his highest ranking ‘staff’, to whom there were no off limits in the government. This was the man who painstakingly, went through the books, asking questions, ferreting out extant policies which had been mostly observed in breach, and through countless meetings with heads of departments, was able to avail the governor a kaleidoscopic view of the putrefying state of affairs which needed to be promptly attended if the new administration was not to be manacled by the ineptitude of past years.

    Conscious of the parlous state he inherited, he immediately promised a complete turnaround beginning with a comprehensive review of what had transpired in government in the past 42 months, not as a witch hunt of the past PDP governments, but with a view to strengthening the fabric of democratic governance and to correct the ills of the past. He equally pronounced the following policies about which he must be extremely happy to be judged today given his sterling performance on all: free education for primary and secondary schools pupils, a review of the then recently jacked up fees at the state-owned tertiary institutions; free health programme for children below age five, pregnant women, the physically challenged and the aged and including massive job creation, modernisation of agriculture, improvement of infrastructure, provision of adequate security, care for the elderly, tourism and industrial development, as well as promotion of gender equality and women empowerment.

     

    Next week governor fayemi hits the ground running.