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  • Here are some reactions to last week’s ‘the widow’s millions’…

    This week, dear reader, we are going to ignore OBJ’s epistle to GEJ and pretend the two of them do not exist. I have closely examined the two of them and the only difference I can see is that one is a politician with lines; the other is a politician with a hat. On that point, I am tempted to call them black pot and black kettle but don’t let me be too hastily dismissive. I’m sure there’ll be others to dismiss them in the media. Today, we will be doing something else – reminiscing.

    I really pity our action governor, Mr. Adams Oshiomole, because I believe nearly everything he has been doing has been for the good of his state. Yet here he is drawing so much flak because of a well-misplaced good intention. I want to state here categorically that my sympathies are with the governor, because I believe he is one of the few governors who are actually working in this country, but he must own that his reaction to his first action towards the widow has caused a lot of confusion and perplexity, and in some quarters, ire.

    The unexpected volume of reactions to last week’s write-up on the subject cannot be ignored. While some got the spirit of the essay and agreed with me, some got it and disagreed, and some did not even get it at all. Indeed, I can actually say they did not care for my style, but you know me; I’m nothing if not objective. So, I thank you all. I am here presenting some of the reactions, though I must warn you that you will require parental guidance: some contain scenes and strong language that are not very pleasant. I have taken the liberty to remove the unsavoury limitations placed on writings by the text message genre and straightened many abbreviations, but have left the words and sentences all alone.

    Re: The Widow’s Millions’. Thanks a million for not being a gender hypocrite in this matter. Like lies once told require bigger lies to cover up. Oshiomole’s first blunder of thoughtless outburst (“Go and die”) demands another blunder (“million apologies”). 07018889236.

    Thanks for articulating my thoughts in ‘The Widow’s Millions’. We need a follow-up on the other ‘angle’. In other climes, the Gov would be gone. Where are the ‘Women’s Groups’, etc. After the Money, let’s analyse the Baloney… E., Bayelsa State. 08037059145.

    Your today’s write-up: “the widow’s millions’ represents a bestseller. I hope the governor concerned and others like him will draw some useful lessons from it but ironically, do our leaders know what is called drawing lessons? This is where I pity our writers. They send good messages with their write-ups but do those who the messages are directed care? 08058382530.

    Please be reminded that we are being ruled by people who have equated themselves with the State. Adams did not know that he had endangered millions just to “apologise” to a widow who was prepared to die (or, has a woman who advertised her wares beside the road not prepared herself for death?) You only know a leader when the chips are down and there’s a need to take a decision that is not based on emotions. Alas, widow Joy Ifije has exposed Gov. Oshiomole’s feet of clay. S. O. Ogbomoso. 08101298511.

    You said it all, my dear. Wonders will never end in Nigeria! “Crime pays in millions” in Nigeria. Gov. Oshiomole should be prepared to make more TWO MILLION NAIRA APOLOGIES, but this time he should pay from his personal pocket. C. 08037468194.

    I may be wrong but Oshiomole didn’t say the money was from government coffers or from his pocket. So, what you should be asking is, where did the money come from first. 08070796551.

    Madam, as Gov Oshiomole lost you, you won me on a platter for your piece on widow’s millions. The truth is that Nigerians approach every situation with sentiments & emotion (rather) than reason and logic. I guess Oshiomole felt guilty about his gutter language. To make up he did the unthinkable. Nigerian leaders for you. M. K. 08020526339.

    …Thanks for letting Nigerians not to replace the constitution with religiosity. I’m one man who’s yet to know why Adams was uneconomical with apology. Hence, ‘Oshiomole, go and die’. Madam, you wrote my mind, although I had written an article with the title, “Oshiomole’s ‘woman, go and die’ & religionists narrow-mindedness”. Cheers. O. O. 08032552855.

    Re-The widow’s millions! Thank you for your write-up of today. You spoke the minds of many of us in Edo State. B. O. 08067949427.

    Well I dispute your claim that it is the dregs of the earth that commit infraction of our laws. The assertion has no basis in facts. Indeed our laws are honoured more in breach than in observance by the elites so called. I also think you should address the system that has impoverished a large chunk of her population. This pervading disorder is ordered from the top. Its street manifestation should not cause you to write so much. 08036054742.

    What informed you that the money Oshiomole gave the widow is from the state’s coffer? Please learn to know what you write. 08180585619.

    I agree with you that the people’s money should be used to build the country. The problem is that the regime does not know that what the poor need is social justice. That is a humane order that will accommodate all Nigerians. A. E. Kaduna. 08039727512.

    Your piece in THE NATION’s Sunday paper was pathetic. You tried to pass a message but failed pathetically. Your thoughts and writings were all jumbled up, confusing and uninteresting. A freshman in journalism would have done much better. What the hell? Really poor writing. 08039465504.

    Surprised, right, that so many people can read so many different things to a text while some cannot read anything at all? Mm! Anyway, nearly all of us are really saying the same thing to our leaders. Stop reducing every issue to the matter of money because there is a lot more to governance than the problem of money. Well, with the way Nigerians carry on about money, it is not too difficult to understand where the leaders are getting their ideas from. Someday, we will talk money, I promise you.

    It must be stressed though that in no way did that article point out that we the members of the lower classes are responsible for more breaches in the law than the other classes. I think this column has dealt most extensively on the culpability of Nigerian leaders in the social disintegration going on right now with their inordinate greed and unchecked grab. Most of us in the lower classes simply take our examples from them, and the widow has just been used to exemplify what fuels that group’s behaviour: anger.

    On the whole, I believe even the good governor himself has understood what the country is saying. If not, I will recap. People are saying that just as rich criminals should not be rewarded; poor ones should also not be rewarded for breaking the law. Apologising to anyone in monetary terms not awarded by the law courts is a debasement of the money and an insult to the personhood of the receiver. Actually, I’m surprised the woman took the money rather than cry out: ‘is it because I’m poor that you’re offering me money?!’

  • In what direction goes black leadership?

    In what direction goes black leadership?

    Finding a great leader is less difficult than replacing one

    The world stood still last week to say farewell to one of its greatest sons. For Nelson Mandela, it was plaudits well deserved. Yet, in a few brief days, this globally reflective moment will fade as if belonging to the distant past or never having occurred at all.

    Mandela is the heroic figure of our age. His stature eclipsed that of another world leader. This spoke much about the man’s greatness. It revealed much more about the tepidity of other leaders. Because of the distance that separated Mandela from others, we verge on a mistake that will do Mandela and us significant injustice. We have been tempted by his departure to elevate his evident superiority into an impression of completeness or of infallibility.

    This would be a mistake. To acclaim a hero is our civic duty and moral obligation; it is symbolic recompense for deeds and sacrifices that can never be repaid. However, to lavish blind adulation without an objective assessment is tantamount to a lie. It distorts the legacy of the subject of the adulation and cripples the historic perspective and future actions of those committing the overreach.

    Black people should always pause when the mass media celebrates a Black hero and liberator. The metamorphosis of Western thought about Madiba parallels the evolution of American thought about Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. As he entered into leadership of the Civil Rights Movement, the established proclaimed king was obsessed with thrusting the nation into the jowls of a race war. The charge was libelous yet represented the conventional wisdom and the operational truth of the American government and much of the political establishment. Similarly, Western nations branded Mandela a communist-influenced terrorist intent on massacring Whites.

    After King was assassinated, White America’s perspective of him mellowed. The dead cleric could not threaten what remained their strong hold on power. When he became the first Black president of his nation, Mandela transfigured into the Black leader the White world loved to love. On the surface, this appears to be a wonderful story of bygone hatreds and present compassion. Sadly, the truth is not this ersatz morality play now presented. Cold self-interest is more the author of this tale than is brotherly love.

    Clearly, those who once casted King and Mandela as foul embodiments now lionize them. They do so from their high perch not from their humbled hearts. Henry Kissinger, the archangel of Machiavellian international relations, attended Madiba’s memorial service. One had to wonder if the amoral Kissinger actually knew where he was. Perhaps he had nothing else to do that day and was the beneficiary of a free plane ride to picturesque South Africa. More likely, he was there to assure himself that Madiba was dead and inwardly gloat that he had survived this Black African who was his moral superior yet mortal enemy when both men actively occupied the arena of world events. A brilliant man, Kissinger is nonetheless a warehouse of banal prejudices that lends him a penchant for evil. That this bulwark against Black progress at home and abroad attended the ceremony signals something that warrants closer scrutiny.

    The elite propaganda machine disseminates the tale Mandela’s show of unmatched compassion won them over, even the reptilian Kissinger. For the most idealistic among them, this may be true. However, idealism runs in short supply among the deeply affluent and powerful. For most of the elite, the story has the opposite plot. Mandela did not win them with the power of his compassion. Instead, they forced Mandela to channel his compassion and restrain his drive for justice in ways that safeguarded their pecuniary interests. They did not come over to Mandela’s side. By the sheer force of their ever hovering, destructive military and clandestine abilities and obvious economic power, they forced Mandela over to theirs.

    His harsh critics, and there are many among South African leftists, say Mandela capitulated. His former wife Winnie purportedly criticized the deal with the apartheid establishment as a deep wound to the Black community. She and others anguished that Blacks obtained the ballot but Whites kept the bank.

    True, South African Blacks won political equality only to retain apartheid’s economic fetters.

    This tracks the fate of Black America when the Civil Rights Movement ended. Blacks were legally free to go anywhere and do anything. However, most lacked money to see to the new opportunities. The liberty they sought might as well have dwelled on the far side of the moon. The bulk of Black American poor stayed in the modest tenements of their disintegrating urban communities or in their shacks on dirt-scratch farms along the rural back roads of rich, vast and powerful America. Likewise, most Black South Africans remained in their shanties in townships that look no better now than under the harsh hand of racist governance two decades ago.

    What changed in America and South Africa was the birth of a small, unprincipled Black elite that attached itself as a weak, dependant appendage to the conservative White establishment. The hard nut had been found but is yet to be cracked. What happened is a tragic lack of foresight to understand the vast distance to be crossed to complete the trek to justice and liberty. In America and South Africa, Blacks mistook victory in an important campaign for winning the entire war. We walked off the battlefield before the day was done.

    Because of this, we have produced an ambivalent Black leadership with no objective greater than its self perpetuation. It knows nothing other than how to manage and profit from things as they are. This elite does not know whether its raison d’être is to represent Black interests to the White power bloc or to explain the imperatives of White power to the Black masses. On a daily basis, they tend to follow the money by turning the shoulder of indifference to their people. More at home being the junior partners in an elite enterprise, the distance between the Black elite and Black masses grows.

    What also grows is Black relative poverty in both nations. In a general sense, a large portion of the scant prosperity that was once more evenly shared among the Black populace has been cornered by the new elite. This unregenerate process has become infectious, afflicting Black leadership on a global basis. Whether in minority enclaves in Western nations or as heads of nominally independent African states, Black leaders have fallen to this siren’s beckoning. They lavish in the emoluments of political independence but yoke the people to deep penury because they dare not challenge the unfair political economy that provided their soft seat at the high table. That their benefactor is unjust causes them no grief just as long as they its beneficiaries.

    Critics blame Mandela for this shortfall in South Africa. I can no more blame Mandela in South Africa than blame King for Black America’s current afflictions. Both men did all they could; but this can never be construed that they did all that was needed. Some challenges had to be left for those who followed them. Sadly, those who followed them temporally failed to do so in spirit.

    On the arduous approach to obtaining power, Mandela wrestled with a decision freighted with historic magnitude. Should he insist on the ANC platform of radical economic restructuring or be content with gaining political independence now and hope for economic justice later? The fate of previous Black leaders who dared press for both must have shaped his fateful answer.

    An idealistic Patrice Lumumba actually believed the Congo had gained independence from its sadistic Belgian masters. When he began acting like an independent leader, little did he understand he had issued his own death sentence. His bones are yet to be found and his nation yet to recover five decades after his exit. Malcolm X and Dr. King were killed when they began to focus on economic justice. Nkrumah was hounded from office because of his socialism. For seeking an independent economic base, Sekou Toure’s Guinea was punished with draconian French sanctions that have mired the nation ever since. The mourning Dr. Kissinger once intrigued against Allende’s Chile until Allende was no longer and his dream of a more just nation was buried with him and the thousands of martyrs who believed as he did.

    From further back in history comes the benighted example of Haiti, the tiny speck of an island that became the first Black republic by overthrowing a violently oppressive White planter society. For their desperate lunge at freedom, Haitians were rewarded with harsh trade sanctions by the great powers and the infliction of a massive war indemnity by France. The indemnity was so steep, cutting a large chunk of the infant nation’s GDP, that there could be no other destiny for the tiny country than perpetual debt peonage and the poverty and political instability spawned by such abysmal economic conditions.

    Mandela did not want to follow these examples. His contemporary Robert Mugabe took a different approach. For that he has become an international pariah. Mugabe is a despot and his politics should be excoriated as such. Yet, the story of Zimbabwe’s economic collapse s not the straightforward calamity the media portrays. Western propagandists would have us believe Mugabe’s policy of economic affirmative action for Blacks broke the economic spine of his nation. Surely, his clumsy, often cynical, implementation of this policy caused hardship. However, the hardship his policies caused was probably no greater than the hardship emitted by Ian Smith’s supremacist policies when the nation was Rhodesia. However, the West did not complain about Smith’s errant tutelage.

    The bulk of the hyperinflation that deracinated the economy was not from Mugabe’s hand alone. Reacting to Mugabe’s recalcitrant independence in forging ahead with land redistribution despite Western opprobrium, the international financial institutions (IMF and World Bank) refused to rollover over Zimbabwe’s loans as was established custom. To repay these dollar loans, Zimbabwe was forced to print enormous amounts of its currency in a pitiful attempt to buy dollars to repay the financial houses. This was the strong engine of the nation’s horrendous inflation. Mugabe has committed enough wrongs to fill a book. Yet, in this important instance, he was more victim than perpetrator.

    Now we hear little about him because he has been whipped into economic submission. Having forfeited currency sovereignty, the South African rand and America dollar are legal tender in his nation. This means Zimbabwean monetary policy is determined more by Pretoria and Washington than in Harare. The dictator is being dictated to.

    For all of our long history of struggle, the bitter truth is no Black community or nation has yet won both full political and practical economic independence from its former masters. This harsh fact had to influence Mandela into accepting a couple of slices of bread instead of gambling on snatching and being able to keep half the loaf.

    Had he gambled, the weight of Western economic and political power would have descended on him like a ton of bricks dropped from high altitude. His government would have been ambushed and its failure would have been recorded under the familiar theme of Black inability to rule a complex nation. Thus, Madiba accepted the smaller victory, hoping it would forestall a larger defeat.

    It would be left to those who came after to initiate the economic reform he could not do. Sadly, it is easier to find a great leader than to replace one. What was necessary strategic restraint for Madiba became a blind way of life for his successors. They moved not a muscle to alleviate the burden on the people. Instead, they turned from the people. Thus, many socio-economic indicators for Black South Africans today are worse than under apartheid. How can that be?

    All one needs to do is look at the mummified performance of Jacob Zuma at the Mandela memorial service. The man appeared to have overdosed on depressants. It is hard to determine which man least belonged on stage: Zuma or the fake deaf/sign interpreter. lt was not that Zuma was overcome by grief. He was overwhelmed by his own inadequacy. In a sense, Zuma had died before Mandela. Thus, the people bristled at watching a talking corpse eulogize their lost father. They booed Zuma. The breach of protocol was justified.

    Today, Madiba is to be buried. Buried with him shall not go our best hopes. He did enough to bequeath them to us, frail but alive and intact. Lamentably, the leaders who have followed him throughout the Black world have not advanced from where he left off; they have backtracked. He faced down one challenge that they may face down another. Instead, they return to where he trod, claiming they seek to defeat that which he already conquered.

    The Western world and its media machine extol this practice because it keeps us in stagnant place. They want us to believe the battle Mandela waged was the last one for Black people to fight. The end has been achieved. The telegenic Obama’s ascendance to the American White House is proof of this, they say. They want us to believe that Mandela’s transitional compromise decision represents the zenith of race relations and the final answer regarding racial reconciliation. They want you to believe this because it neither hurts their ample pocketbook nor fills your empty purse.

    Mandela epitomized greatness. Yet he was as mortal as the rest of us. The time for his leadership has come and gone. There are issues left undone. In the spirit of his greatness, let us dedicate ourselves to doing them.

    Those who consider themselves Black leaders must now grapple with the fundamental challenge of our period. They must devise prudent yet bold strategies to achieve genuine economic independence and fairness but do so in a manner that does not attract punishing blows from the heavy hand of the major economic powers. Neither reckless stridency nor sheepish compromise has a place here. We need smart leaders courageous enough to take the steps required but astute enough not to attract destructive backlash. Those who fail to tackle this challenge have done just that – they have failed us.

    When a selfish leader peers into a mirror, he sees nothing he dislikes. As the mirror peers back, it views things it would rather not see. With the passing of Madiba, it is time that we all take a long look into the mirror that looks back.

     

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  • Deus ex Mandela

    Deus ex Mandela

    In the beginning they took Mandela away from his family. In the end, we are taking him away from his country, his continent, his people and his race. The former rebel leader and South African terrorist has become a global icon. There are not many of these special people in human history. They can be counted. It is a moment to be cherished and savoured. Mandela’s origins will not be denied in future, but he has moved from being an African hero to a world-historic personage.

    No matter what mortal remnant of Nelson Mandela is buried tonight, he has already achieved immortality. For a man who wanted to be no more than a competent stick fighter back in his backwater village, it is a starry ascent. For a prince of a minor royalty—and an African one at that— it is a dizzying ascension to the global pantheon of royalty. Before our very eyes, Nelson Mandela has become a king among kings and a god among human deities. It doesn’t get more celestial.

    It is going to be a long farewell to Nelson Mandela. In a thousand years, they will still be talking about this man who was neither a military hero nor a religious avatar but who might have effected a paradigm shift in global leadership without being either. There will still be tyrants and sadistic buffoons in power, but it is a teachable moment for global leaders, particularly their African variants; a lesson in Leadership 101.

    A paradigm shift occurs when a man or woman of exceptional vision and genius discovers a fundamental aspect of the nature and principles of a particular problem thus altering its perception and possibilities forever. Gaston Bachelard, the great French mathematician, philosopher and critic, calls it coupure epistemologique or a disruption in the normal order of things. It is not just a triumph for one extraordinary individual but a triumph for humanity as a whole, a potential catalyst for irreversible change.

    This is probably why the public outpouring of grief has been unprecedented. Every corner of the human globe has been mourning its favourite son. The public adulation of this saintly man has been without any parallel in recent history with the crowd of dignitaries at his funeral trumping the epic departure of Winston Churchill almost fifty years earlier. Churchill was a hero to many. But he was not a universally acclaimed hero. Even at his funeral, there were murmurs of disapprobation from die-hard adversaries. This is the ultimate plight of the political hero. Unlike Churchill and other great politicians, Mandela was a sovereign of the moral universe.

    So right before us, we are witnessing the first tentative steps towards the political canonisation of this extraordinary man. Mandela is on his way to becoming a secular saint. Something good has come out of Africa. The first continent which became the last has come first again. Something new always comes out of Africa, but this time it is not political oddities and balls; or self-declared cannibals such as Idi Amin, Marcos Nguema, Samuel Doe and Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa.

    To be sure, the contradictions which drive a paradigm shift are not exhausted by the shift itself. They are often supplanted or displaced to another realm of human agency. In other circumstances, revolutionists will stay bray for the blood of oppressors. And it will be foolish and futile to ever imagine that Nelson Mandela has solved all or even most of the problems of South Africa, particularly the problems of racial and economic marginalisation.

    But without political equality, economic equality is a mirage; and without authentic national liberation you cannot even begin to contemplate economic liberation. A population that has been enslaved for centuries cannot become an economic powerhouse by itself overnight. Without the production of modern knowledge and the requisite technological know-how, it will be difficult to leverage political liberation to achieve economic freedom.

    Mandela was a pragmatic visionary. He knew the potential strengths of his South African people as well as their practical weaknesses. He did not suffer mystical delusions. Slaves do not become masters overnight except in a situation of anarchy and protracted chaos. To have insisted on pure justice and outright victory leavened by vengeance was to invite the apocalyptic nightmare that is Haiti to be enacted on African soil. Several centuries before South Africa, runaway African slaves won the military bet but lost the political and economic wager, or waivers if you like.

    It is alright to talk about tolerance, forgiveness and magnanimity, particularly when the shoe is on the other foot and we know from whom compassion is required. But it is also important to remember that there are people who do not forgive or forget. The plight of Haiti is a sad reminder. South Africa was lucky to have a Mandela at the precise historic conjuncture somebody like him was most needed.

    With his avuncular simplicity, his exceptional clarity of mind and purpose, his nobility of soul and above all the overwhelming authority of personal suffering, he was able to rein in and steady the most impatient and starry-eyed idealists among his colleagues and associates who combined the two most outstanding qualities of the revolutionary actor: a passion for justice and equality and a passion for vengeance. He had given everything to the struggle, including his prime and prime happiness. He could not be accused of selling out.

    A man who was born to be a king, Mandela was at once a conservative radical and a radically conservative humanist in the best traditions of those terms. For him, humanity was all one. He was genuinely curious about people and had an uncommon communion with the human soul. His inner essence glowed with affection and warmth for people, irrespective of race, nationality or creed.

    This was why he must have been particularly perplexed by the ideological monstrosity behind the apartheid creed. It was also why he decided to fight the ungodly system with the last drop of his blood. For him, apartheid was not a racial aberration but the concoctions of a few deformed souls who imposed the dogma on an embattled people. It was borne of fear of the other masquerading as the fact of human existence. Those who will subdue the unworthy dogma are not those who have collaborated with it but those who have stoutly and proudly resisted its tyranny.

    All of this does not exhaust the Mandela magic. There are times when actual life imitates art and we may have to borrow a term from dramatic literature in order to plumb the depths of the vastly intriguing and immensely magnetic personality behind the façade of Olympian calm and fortitude. Mandela is the living equivalent of a Deus ex machina or god out of the machine.

    In ancient Greek Drama, a Deus ex machina is a divine contraption lowered on stage when the internal process and inner dynamics of a play could no longer provide a way out or a neat resolution of the conflicts and contradictions arising from the drama. The creative artist seems to surrender his authorial rights to the ultimate creator in a wild and improbable gambit which could only be a testimony to the wondrous ways of God. For some, it is a manifestation of sheer artistic incompetence, while for others it is the ultimate paradox and parable of creation.

    “At any rate”, Leon Trotsky famously thundered, “we shall no longer accept tragedy in which God gives orders and human beings meekly submit”. Yet as in Greek plays which require a Deus ex machina, so also is it the case in the affairs of real men and women. There are times in human affairs that things get so messy as to warrant the introduction of a God-like character.

    The apartheid system had deadlocked into a nasty and bloody stalemate with the potential to infect the whole world. The victims could not militarily prevail and the victors could not politically survive. It required the introduction of a person of extraordinary compassion, tolerance and the superhuman capacity to forgive and forget. This was Nelson Mandela, and by his example he has left the world a better and nobler place than he met it.

    Two moments of Mandela’s magic will be etched forever in human consciousness. First was when he stepped out after 27 years in captivity for the whole world to behold. He was frail but proud and erect ; his head bloodied but unbowed and he was beaming a dignified but inscrutable smile. For many, a coiled mamba was about to be unfurled on South Africa with the possibility of permanent civil war and a millennial bloodbath.

    The second was when the great man stepped out donning the jersey of the South African Rugby Team, the very symbol of apartheid macho. Earlier, Mandela had prevailed on his more impatient colleagues not to replace the logo and emblem of the team. The white populace must be given a sense of belonging in the new South Africa. This was the moment Mandela, by the power of personal example, finally brought down the iron curtain of racial segregation. Many white South Africans openly sobbed.

    Snooper bids a fond farewell to this illustrious son of Africa and scion of the old African kingship system at its most stellar. The tears are not for Mandela but for ourselves and why it often takes wars and strife to find out that irrespective of race, creed, religion and civilisation there is a common humanity that binds all of us together. It is wondrously ironic that it has taken Africa to teach the world that elementary lesson.

  • Writing, as if life itself depended on it (3)

    Writing, as if life itself depended on it (3)

    [For Festus Iyayi: radical humanist; writer; neorealist artificer]

    Jacobinism: 1. The principles and practices of the Jacobins. 2. The egalitarianism and terrorism of the Jacobins of the French Revolution of 1789. 3. Any violent or revolutionary political extremism
    Webster’s Third New International Dictionary of the English Language (Unabridged), 1993

    An Awaiting Court Martial there is a great, romping delight in telling stories and telling them well, much greater than what we get in the earlier novels. This is the most distinctive literary mark of this book of short stories. Of course the fictional imagination is not without considerable merit in the three novels, but simply in terms of stories as stories, of tales told for their gripping or spellbinding effect, we are almost in a new imaginative territory in this particular work of Iyayi. Much of this effect depends on the stories themselves, on their haunting, spectral quality. Let me give a few examples.

    In “Jegede’s Madness” which, at about 42 pages is not only the longest story in the collection but is also formalistically a novella, the tale climaxes with the maniacal search of the protagonist, Jonathan Alawa, for a cure for his sexual impotence. He consults experts in scientific medicine, to no avail. Then he turns to the “witchdoctors” and every single one he consults tells him that he must sleep with a particular madwoman, a prescription which at first he rejects until desperation pushes him to try to sleep with every madwoman in surrounding cities and villages, still without any success. Meanwhile he does not know that the madwoman he must sleep with is his own wife, Elisa, a great beauty of surpassing aloofness who had gone mad after a White Colonial District Officer had tried forcibly but unsuccessfully to seduce her, the seduction being something Alawa himself had arranged in order to become a fabulously wealthy middleman with the colonial and commercial lords of the land. At the end of the tale, Alawa himself goes mad as his entire palatial mansion is overrun by the miasmic stench from the gargantuan mass of his unflushed defecations.

    In both the title story, “Awaiting Court Martial” and the sixth story in the collection, “When They Came for Akika Lamidi”, we find harrowing tales of characters who are completely crushed by a military dictatorship whose assumption of power over life and death is however compromised and undercut by the paranoia of the rulers. In the title story, the victims of this paranoiac, sadistic power are two siblings who, from within the ranks of the autocratic military machine itself, break ranks with the arbitrariness of militarism and confront the madness of the rulers with – laughter, a laughter that rings out powerfully at the very moment when the victims should have been shaking with terror. Akika Lamidi, the eponymous protagonist of the story in whose title his name features prominently, is a newspaper cartoonist. On the fateful night on which “they” came for him, he and members of his family at first think the “visitors” are armed robbers. But from the terror of what to expect from lawless bandits, Akika soon moves to the more paralyzing terror of what is coming from the “lawful” squad from the SSS that has come for him on account of his subversive cartoons against the regime. He is very brutally killed, but before the termination of his life he has a short but riveting conversation with the murderous visitors during which Akika experiences the satisfaction of discovering that the supposedly omnipotent military rulers have an irrational, obsessive fear of him and his corrosively subversive newspaper cartoons.

    I do not wish to give the impression that in all the stories in Awaiting Court Martial, it is a recurring case of terrifying or harrowing endgame for the protagonists. Definitely, except for “Sunflowers”, the shortest and the last story in the collection which ends on a hopeful, optimistic note, no story in the collection affords the reader an unambiguous relief from the parade of life-changing encounters with the darkest impulses of the human psyche. But there are stories – like “Na Only One Pikin”, “Our Father Is Coming Home”, “She Will Be Buried Here”, and “Three Times Unlucky” – in which, metaphorically speaking, after the purgatory comes the redemption as profoundly chastened characters learn more about themselves and the world than they had ever remotely thought possible or anticipated. What I can affirm as true to all the stories in the collection is the fact that Iyayi goes to the roots of characters as individuals driven either by their passions and appetites – for sex, for love, for life, for fulfillment – or by their fears, their weaknesses, their manias and eccentricities.

    In such a wide and capacious canvas, workers and the poor do not occupy the centre of narrative or thematic attention as in the three previous novels. All classes and fractions of classes are present in the totality of the stories. What is even more subtly and sensitively hinted at but deliberately never made explicit in the stories is the fact that class is refracted through desires and manias that fuel the narrative energy of the stories as Iyayi constantly weaves into narratives of existential crises brief but unforgettable snippets of description or dialogue detailing the nightmare that reigns everywhere in a country under the heel of a draconian, corrupt and dehumanizing military rule. The nightmare reality is there, omnipresent and suffusing, but it is so ineluctably rendered by Iyayi that the casual reader might miss it, almost in the manner in which blood runs through the arteries and the veins, invisible to the naked eye but incontrovertibly there as the source of an organism’s life or, conversely, ill-health. This is what makes Awaiting Court Martial perhaps the most subtle, the most powerful literary work that we have on militarist misrule in Nigeria in particular and the African continent in general. Thus, radical class consciousness is very present, very clamant in these stories, only it is no longer consciousness of class as seen primarily or exclusively through the prism of oppressors versus the oppressed, of exploiters ranged against the exploited as we encounter it in the three novels, Violence, The Contract and Heroes. This is the mark of the decisive move in Iyayi’s works from social realism to what, for want of a better term, I am calling neorealism in this tribute.

    Famously of infamously, depending on where one stands ideologically, Soyinka once called leftists and radicals in Nigerian literature and criticism of the late 70s and 80s “Leftocrats”, going further to call that stage of our modern literary and intellectual culture a “Jacobin moment”. Soyinka used these terms neither in neutrality nor approval, but with scathing disparagement of what he considered the revolutionary, doctrinaire extremism of the Osofisans, the Iyayis, the Omotosos, the Jeyifos, the Darahs and the Osundares. Well, Soyinka should know, for he also had his own individual Jacobin literary moments in such works as The Man Died, Season of Anomie and Madmen and Specialists!

    If there is indeed a Jacobin moment in modern Nigerian literature that produced plays, poems, fiction and essays that were accomplished on literary as well as political-ideological grounds, Iyayi’s first three works of fiction that I have placed within the social realist mode in this tribute loomed large in that formation of revolutionary writings of exceptional force. In this respect, Iyayi is in the company of contemporaries and fellow travelers like Odia Ofeimun, Niyi Osundare, Kole Omotoso and Femi Osofisan, all of whom, without exception, had their own inevitable appointment with Jacobinism and then moved beyond and away from it when, gradually and subtly, we discovered that the revolution was going to come only through a long and complex historical process.

    There are two things to note here in passing. In the first place, this was a literary and cultural Jacobinism that was, unlike Soyinka’s ferocious incarnation of it in the works I identified above, a collective movement, a very conscious and in some cases programmatic one. Secondly, it is worthy of note that Iyayi’s “Jacobinism” was more grounded and more systematically thought through than that of any others among his contemporaries, especially in his first and third novels, Violence and Heroes. And for good measure, if we can now talk of a Post-Jacobin phase in our national literature that began in the 90s and persists in many currents to the present moment, Iyayi’s book of short stories, Awaiting Court Martial, is perhaps more paradigmatic of this phase than any other single work of which I can personally think. What meaning, what portents do I attach to this observation, this claim?

    By way of indirectly engaging this question, I wish to write specifically now of my rather very astonishing personal relations with Iyayi as a writer. Among the radical, committed writers of my generation, I have had the closest ideological affinities and activist engagements with Iyayi. It strikes me now as very odd that it is precisely with Iyayi that I have never had any conversations on writing. Both within the specific context of ASUU and in the broader framework of the social movement for progressive change in our country, we had long conversations on radical politics and activism on nearly every subject. But we never once talked about writing! With Osofisan, Ofeimun, Osundare, Omotoso, Darah and the late Omafume Onoge I had innumerable discussions about art, writing and politics. But never with Iyayi! It is extremely embarrassing for me to say it now, but it was always as if we had far more important things to discuss and act upon than – mere writing!

    Writing – good, significant and radical writing – should never be considered a mere subsidiary activity by a truly mature progressive or revolutionary movement. This deeply problematic attitude has indeed had one deleterious effect on the institutional aspects of the publication of Iyayi’s works, virtually all of them, but especially the most accomplished one, Awaiting Court Martial. Let me state this as simply and directly as possible: the publishers of Iyayi’s works, Longman and Malthouse, did very little of the pre-publication editorial work that all works in general require and significant works positively demand. Indeed, it is no secret that Longman thought of the series within which Iyayi’s novels were published as just a cut above the Onitsha Market chapbook tradition! There is not the slightest doubt in my mind that had Iyayi’s first three novels been published within the imprimatur of the much more professional Heinemann African Writers Series, his reputation and the standing of those three novels would be much greater and wider than it is now. With Malthouse and Awaiting Court Martial, the level of professionalism was even more compromised, both editorially and typographically. It is thus a telling mark of the quality and strength of Iyayi’s writing in these works that they rose above the institutional constraints of the circumstances of their production. But this should not blind us to one urgent task: Awaiting Court Martial needs to be re-issued, this time with the kind of gifted and conscientious editorial work that it deserves.

    If this tribute does nothing else, I certainly hope that it has now laid to rest the ghost of that unwitting philistine attitude to art and writing of the Nigerian Left in the 70s and 80s, the attitude that regarded writing as something you did on the side while you were engaged in the “real” tasks of the revolution. This is only one among a host of revaluations that we need to do and I can think of few as rich with possibilities for this task as Iyayi, the writer, the artificer, the consummate storyteller.

    Concluded.

    Biodun Jeyifo

    bjeyifo@fas.harvard.edu

  • Beyond ASUU’s strike

    Last week, I broke my promise to keep writing every week on the strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) until it is called off.

    My article was on the anti-apartheid leader and former South African President, Nelson Mandela, who died on December 5. I guess the urge to add my tribute to the worldwide torrents was such that, for once, I forgot about the over five-month-old strike which has paralysed academic activities in federal and state government-owned universities.

    Based on the Memorandum of Understanding on the contending issues signed with the federal government, ASUU President, Nassir Fagge, announced that the strike would be called off this week after the National Executive Council meeting of the union.

    I am glad that the crisis has finally been resolved and the unfortunate development will be put behind us. Hopefully, the federal government will this time around keep to the terms of the agreement and not give the lecturers any reason to call out its members again.

    The reason the strike lasted this long, according to the union, is to ensure that it is the last strike by university lecturers over the contending issues.

    It was nice to hear the Acting Education Minister, Nyesom Wike, acknowledge “ASUU’s patriotic role and commitment towards ensuring that our universities are well-funded, resourced and run like their counterpart in other parts of the world.”

    He should have known this before and should not have been making some of the outrageous statements about the motive of the lecturers credited to him while the strike lasted.

    The situation in the universities in the country leaves much to be desired and urgent steps should be taken to address the issues raised by ASUU instead of calling them names or issuing directives in vain.

    Wike, after the signing of the MOU, said the federal government is serious about revitalising all universities and will continue to fund them as a matter of priority. Time will tell if the government will keep the above promise and provide necessary resources to make our universities live up to their names instead of being glorified secondary schools which many of them are now.

    It is a shame that our universities are not among the top ones on the continent and Nigerian students are forced to seek admission outside the country in all manner of universities.

    Now that the crisis has been resolved, lecturers should return to class with a renewed vigour to make up for the lost time. While they have a good case about lack of necessary facilities and funding, many lecturers can do better in their assignments.

    There are cases of lecturers who abandon their lectures or don’t give students the necessary supervision.  Some take on many part-time lectures in other institutions, especially private universities, at the expense of students in government universities.

    Lecturers must be passionate about the courses they teach and update their knowledge to inspire their students.

    University education in the country should be more thorough to enable the graduates effectively contribute to national development.

  • Mandela: lessons for civics teachers

    Mandela: lessons for civics teachers

    Mandela has shown us that people with vacuous interior are not likely to grow into respectable national or world leaders

    There is no death that does not throw up mourners. Even the most inconsequential of men have people to mourn them. But when the death of an individual turns the globe into a site of mourners for that person, then that person has something that most of his or her contemporaries lack. Mandela’s recent passing has created one of the finest and telling spectacles of global unity in memory. The most glowing praises ever uttered have been rendered and deservedly so for Madiba. Even in Nigeria, many of the country’s institutions and their leaders have held special sessions to talk about Mandela in the most laudatory language. What must not be missed is that the implication of Mandela’s lifelong noble virtues can be a value to be cultivated by peoples of the world, especially Nigeria and its leaders.

    Nigeria’s teachers of civics have very fertile resource materials for the teaching of civics, particularly topics on rights and duties of citizens including their leaders. South Africa’s population is small compared to that of Nigeria. But that South Africa gave the world the first global hero from Africa in modern times is a thing to be explained to students. Mandela, who said clearly that he fought white domination and black domination with equal focus, started his public journey by recognising that he, like other millions of Black South Africans, was a victim of the hate nurtured for the Other, where the inferiorisation of the other is believed to enhance and perpetuate the advantages of the self. He could have, at the end of his incarceration and the end of the world’s worst form of group hate, chosen revenge as a response to his country’s ugly past and as a blueprint for constructing a new South Africa. He could have argued for cleansing of the land, not just through the process of truth and reconciliation but of full disclosure and total restitution, a process that would have led to decades of inter-racial tension and underdevelopment, if not retrogression.

    By mobilising all citizens to forgive and move forward into a future of peace and progress regime for all citizens, Mandela provided exemplary leadership to assist his country give the world the first Rainbow society and a new cultural model that is more profound than the melting pot model that used to be the envy of many societies before the emergence of Mandela’s policy of unfettered multiculturalism. The embodiment of the world’s first Rainbow society could not but be mourned and celebrated by the multiplicity of races that gathered in Soweto last week. Such rainbow reality cultural model as an empowering way to respond to ethnic or racial diversity in modern management of plural societies owes very much to the inner peace enjoyed by Mandela, which in turn engendered his notion of the Self and the Other.

    The significance of an individual’s inner peace thriving in a very large heart as an enhancer of peace for others is best captured in Mandela’s own words: “To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.” To say that Mandela is a world leader is to say the obvious, because he has a philosophy of life that endorses the need for civilised men and women to respect the right of others to live without the fear of domination on account of demographic advantage or better access to the technology of mass violence. The unforgettable lesson from Mandela’s life experience and worldview is the importance that power can be molded to advance the cause of peace, harmony, and development in any country, regardless of the complexity of its cultural and ethnic diversity, once the holder of power has the right value and the big heart to see consistently beyond the self in his or her choice of policies and actions.

    When Mandela said that he does not want just majority rule to replace Apartheid’s minority rule but democratic rule in South Africa, he was teaching the entire world a new lesson about what Ralph Waldo Emerson in his concept of transcendentalism once called the god with a small g in each human being, which can stay repressed, if not properly recognised and cultivated by the individual. Unlike many leaders in other countries, Mandela chose in 1994 not to allow the distractions that seeking advantages for one’s self or for one’s ethnic community over the other usually create for leaders who have failed to commune with the god in them and thus be able to accept that aspiring to be better human beings as leaders is capable of creating a better human community for all.

    Teaching civics in Nigeria after the exit of Madiba should include not just adding the concrete examples of Mandela’s life experience to the list of illustrations of existing concepts but also to the expansion of concepts to be taught to young students in our colleges. Leadership presupposes the readiness of those aspiring to such positions to make sacrifice and never to get tired of making sacrifice on account of the community, whether small like a village or big like a country. If Mandela had chosen to buy armoured cars to travel in, it could not have been hard for the government of his country to buy such gadgets for him, given the amount of sacrifice he had made for the society’s progress. If he had chosen to travel on the road with dozens of land cruisers, the way our own leaders do in Nigeria, nobody would have accused him of asking for too much, given the enormity of what he had given of himself to South Africa. But his soul was too deep, his heart too large, and his mind too broad for him to need such toys and symbols of power and attention, without which a leader in our own country cannot recognise himself in the mirror.

    Mandela’s notion of unity in diversity is best illustrated in the constitution with which he started South Africa’s post-Apartheid rule. The constitution is transparently federal. Mandela’s belief in democratic rule, as distinct from majority rule, did not prevent him from accepting the need to have a federal system of government in a plural society. His notion of national unity did not prevent him from seeing the good in ensuring that no section in a plural society is given an excuse to feel that it is dominated or may be dominated or cheated by another section. Mandela’s emphasis on the equality of all persons, regardless of race or religion, makes it unnecessary for any section to want to dominate other sections or to swear to go to war when other sections raise issues with a constitution that they believe had been imposed on them by departing dictators—military or civilian. Mandela’s acceptance of a federal model has not diminished the sense of unity in South Africa. Instead, it has encouraged his successors to respect the right of the elements of the Rainbow ethos to be and thus sustain the integrity of the rainbow society. Even with the painful history of group hatred arising from primitive handling of racial and ethnic diversity in South Africa before 1990, Nigeria with ethnic diversity that is devoid of dehumanisation of one group by another does not appear to be as united, even after half a century of independence, as South Africa is only eighteen years after South Africa’s independence.

    Mandela has shown us that people with vacuous interior are not likely to grow into respectable national or world leaders. Madiba has shown us that persons incurably infected by the virus of infinite acquisition for themselves cannot become leaders and heroes.

  • PDP’s ‘Mandelas’

    PDP’s ‘Mandelas’

    Ruling party has further ridiculed Nigeria by comparing its ‘founding fathers’ with Mandela

    We all like to associate with good things; but it is insulting for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to compare any of its founding fathers with the former South African President, Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela. The difference between Mandela and the PDP’s founding fathers is like that between heaven and earth. You don’t compare sleep with death.

    Since the passage of this great African and world icon on December 5, tributes have expectedly come in torrents from all over the world. Mandela deserved all the accolades; his type is rare in most generations. I do not know if there is anything new to say by way of eulogising the man, but there have been issues that arose since his death which make localising the passage compelling in a way that it will have meaning to us here beyond just praising the Madiba.

    Hear the PDP: “While Nelson Mandela, the greatest African of the living memory, ended the inhumanity of apartheid, bringing freedom to South Africans, the founding fathers of PDP liberated Nigeria from the vicious clutches of military tyranny and ushered the nation into democracy”. That was the ruling party’s own way of eulogising Mandela. Yet, nothing could be more fallacious than these claims. How can anyone who wants to be truthful to himself say this kind of thing? But when last has the PDP been truthful, even to itself? We know however that in Nigeria, such claims can be made, especially by our politicians because, as I have always argued, everything to them is politics. The truth is that Nigeria’s ruling parties have this uncanny way of attempting to rewrite history. The defunct National Party of Nigeria (NPN) in its bid to ridicule Chief Obafemi Awolowo in the Second Republic (at least so it thought), also claimed that the first television station in Africa was established somewhere in Libya, instead of Ibadan in the then Western Region of Nigeria. Needless to say that the campaign failed.

    But shouldn’t we know the limits of expensive jokes or politics? How can anyone compare Mandela with any of the PDP founding fathers, living or dead? Trust Nigerians, they have since descended on the ruling party as vultures would a rotten corpse. It is unfortunate that the party does not know that the international community has had more than enough to laugh about us; we should therefore not further ridicule our country with such comments. It is even the more fallacious to claim that “the founding fathers of PDP liberated Nigeria from the vicious clutches of military tyranny and ushered the nation into democracy”. Even if this was ever true, has the ruling party not thrown Nigerians that they have been ruling for the past 14 years into the ‘vicious clutches of civilian tyranny’? And, contrary to the PDP’s claim that it has liberated Nigerians, are they (Nigerians) not still in manacles; in which they are likely to remain until the day they know how to insist on one man, one vote?

    What we know as a fact, and which is sad about democracy in the country, is that most of those now enjoying high political offices did little or nothing to bring democracy about. Whenever the history of the struggle is being written, Nigerians know those who fought the democracy fight. How many PDP top shots were in the trenches during the struggle? We still remember those who stood on June 12; we remember those who sat on it; those who knelt on it, those who trampled on it; those who slept on it; those who spat on it, those who danced on it, etc. Even the soldiers who beat a retreat in 1999 know those who made them run; their tails behind their legs. As a matter of fact, it can be argued that the PDP is mismanaging the country because it did not know how we came about democracy. Those who really fought the military to a standstill might not have misruled the country this way. Hardly can people appreciate what they never worked for.

    Mandela, who fought alongside other patriots to end apartheid in South Africa, and despite the awe with which he was held by people, not only in South Africa but globally, despite his acclaimed qualities, was never interested in second term. Here was a man who spent most of his 27 years serving hard labour in Robben Island prison, off Cape Town. Although jailed for life, he was released in 1990 and received a Nobel Prize. He was later elected South Africa’s president in the country’s first multi-racial elections held in 1994. Even the white supremacists that he fought appreciated his essence.

    If he had wanted a second term, perhaps life presidency, he probably would have got it on a platter of gold. Here, people, mostly non-performers cling to political offices as if their lives depend on them. It is in the PDP that an obviously sick governor would go fishing even while it is clear from motion and still pictures that the man is not in a position to catch an ant. It is in the PDP that an ailing president would not want to vacate office even while it is glaring that his health could no longer carry the weight of the enormous responsibility of office. Mandela did not belong to this category of sit-tight leaders.

    Right now, second term is at the core of the crisis that has torn the ruling party apart. In some cases, even second term would not do as we witnessed in the Obasanjo presidency: baba wanted a third term! Today, people are busy arguing over whether the president signed a one-term pact and the presidency is on the defensive. What is particularly painful is that the people clamouring for more than one term in office do not have any tangible thing to point to as their achievements beyond their usual deceitful backslapping in their political party. Mandela gave his all, including his life, in the struggle to emancipate his people from the shackles of apartheid.

    The PDP should stop disgracing our country in the comity of nations. It has had 14 years to etch its name in gold but has failed so far; but all hope is not lost if only it can redeem itself before 2015. As William Shakespeare observed, “some are born great; some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them”. Unlike ‘PDP’s Mandelas’, despite the fact that Nelson Mandela was born great (born to the Thembu royal family), he also worked hard to sustain his greatness, rather than have greatness thrust upon him. How many people that the PDP is placing in his class can we say the same of? Mandela went to jail for political reasons, the few persons in the PDP that had gone to jail did so for corruption. Majority of them who should be cooling their heels in jailhouses are still walking the streets free.

    It would have been better for the PDP not to eulogise Mandela than ridicule the man the way it did. By the ruling party’s standards, it could talk of its own Mandelas, that is ‘PDP’s Mandelas’. After all, ‘in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king’. I have always argued that there is nothing on earth that does not have a fake. Remember the advert of that analgesic? So, if it is not Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, it cannot be the same as Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela; the Madiba of whom the world sings.

    Adieu Mandela, the ‘troublemaker’ with a cause.

  • Okon bids Mandela goodbye

    It was early morning. Snooper had been groggy with sleep. The wild carousal in the village was finally taking its belated toll. A historic hangover ruled the cranial roost. As a freak rain clattered and pounded the aluminium roof, Snooper coiled up in bed like a mamba, waiting for whoever would be foolish enough to knock the door. Suddenly, all hell was let loose as Okon barged in, frantic and panting with excitement.

    “Oga, oga, where you dey? Baba don die oooo”, the crazy boy chanted breathlessly.

    “It’s about time”, Snooper moaned, cursing the mad boy’s ancestors.

    “I no dey talk about dat wuruwuru Baba. Dat one dey do two fighting with dem Jonathan. Na dem go kaput each other. Hausaman kill Fulaniman no be case for court. Na crazy man go carry him crazy pikin or as dem Yoruba people dey say na baba’s goat dey chop baba’s corn.. But as I dey say na Mandela who come quench ooo” Okon sang.

    “What?” Snooper screamed and jumped out of bed to switch on the television. There indeed an iconic cameo of humanity was unfolding. A million dancing feet were converging on Mandela’s residence. It was a modern epic of grief and celebration of a life lived truly and totally at the behest of the people. Snooper was close to tears. A few days after, Okon came in again, this time dressed like a traditional chieftain from the South South with resource control cap to match.

    “And where is Etubom Okon coming from this time?” Snooper sneered.

    “Oga I dey come from dem South African Embarrassy” the crazy one retorted.

    “To do what?” Snooper demanded.

    “I go sign dem condomless register for Baba Madiba.” The mad boy intoned.

    “I see. Is it riffraff like you that they want there?” Snooper asked trying to suppress his mirth.

    “Oga, dis one no be time for big grammar. Dem Rufai dey there and dem Rafiu boku for dem place. He get one old Yoruba politician who dey cry say him papa don die, so I tell am say if him no clear for Okon, I go beat am silly. Dem Naija leaders no get shame at all. If dem Mandela be Naija man dem for don kill am for Kirikiri long time. You no see how dem Mandela people come put Jonathan for dem small corner? Na African proverb be dat”, the boy ranted.

    “Okon, so what did you put in the register?” Snooper cautiously enquired.

    “Ha, ha, I tell Baba Mandela, make him go well. He don try him best, But I tell am say if suffer no whack am enough, when he dey come back make him come back as dem black man. Dis time suffer go whack am well well. Dem Oyinbo people go jail am again and dis time him go kaput for jail..”

    It was on this note that Snooper waved away the mad boy.

  • Ekweremadu’s dangerous naivety

    Ekweremadu’s dangerous naivety

    Because of the urgency required to address Senator Ike Ekweremadu’s stinging heresy, I am postponing till next week my comment on the passing of the great icon, Nelson Mandela. Senator Ekweremadu is deputy president of the Senate and chairman of the Senate Committee on the Review of the 1999 Constitution. By virtue of his three positions as a senator, deputy president of the Senate and chairman of the constitution review committee, the 51-year-old lawyer and three-time senator occupies a pivotal position in the National Assembly. He is not only an influential Southeast politician, it is safe to conclude that when he talks and acts, he does so with a fair degree of responsibility and deliberateness. This is why I am reluctant to let his discourse on single term and 2015 elections go unchallenged for more than a few days. To ignore his alarming views for more than a week would be unacceptable, if not unpardonable.

    Distilled into its essential elements, Senator Ekweremadu’s discourse falls under two main headlines judging from an interview redacted by The Punch newspaper – his proposition for a single tenure of either five or six or even seven years for the executive; and his preparedness, enthusiasm even, to countenance postponement of the 2015 elections by two years both as a sop to restless executive power mongers and as a fail-safe measure to take the sting out of the succession battles certain to accompany the next polls. Drawing inspiration from other jurisdictions, as he put it, the senator advocates amendment of the constitution to accommodate the changes he believes would stand the country in good stead, even if the constitution had to be amended again to what it was before the first amendment.

    Senator Ekweremadu simplistically explains the electoral nightmare he thinks the country is certain to encounter in the next polls. Says he: “I believe that the way it could work is, now, people have been elected for four years; let everybody complete the four years tenure for which he or she is elected. And then, through the doctrine of necessity, or a sort of jurisprudential approach, do some kind of transition of two years. In which case, the present occupiers like the President and state governors, who are completing their tenures, maybe, will now do another two years that would end in 2017. You can see that those who are fighting the President, their complaint is that, if the President gets his second term when they are gone, he would start to chase them. So, if we all agree that that is a way to solve the problem, after two years, both the President and other governors will now exit, I believe that the fear would not be there and there would not be much pressure on the polity.”

    If his approach is adopted, suggested the senator, it would be a win-win situation. He did not explain how a hideous attack on the constitution could accord to sensible politics, or how refusal to confront our demons would amount to a win-win. As a lawyer, he talks glibly of jurisprudential approach. But how does yielding to the greed of politicians for power strengthen both the law and constitution? If the power mongers are accommodated today, would there be no other reasons on some hypothetical tomorrow to yield some more in order to sate the pleasures of unconscionable politicians? Senator Ekweremadu holds a disturbingly capricious view of the constitution, and is not averse to having the great document turned hither and thither simply to accommodate the undisciplined politicking of Nigerian leaders. But he gives no guarantees that the experimentation would stop at a determined point. Nor can he.

    It should occur to any lawyer of modest talent, let alone one who has a masters in law and has been thrice elected into the Senate, that law and order in Nigeria is undone not by copious strictures, legal or administrative, but by an undisciplined refusal to advance the cause of justice. As a lawyer, he should understand that. But he seems to have resigned himself, perhaps unconsciously, to the Nigerian president’s inimitable power to whimsically turn the instruments of state against opponents. It is a fact that they do so, as amply demonstrated by Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan. But rather than campaign to turn the Senate into a bulwark for the defence of our freedoms, Senator Ekweremadu advocates creative bastardisation of the law to excuse national indiscipline and lack of will. The senator assumes quite cavalierly that the governors are fighting the president because many of them will be out of office in 2015 and fear they could become victims of politically motivated witch-hunting. His solution, therefore, is to reward their fears rather than dispel them, while at the same time taking the unpleasantness out of the president’s desire for more time in office by adding two unconstitutional and unsolicited years to the warring executives.

    But even this dubious solution is not half as repulsive as his argument that the two years bonus would serve as a breathing space for the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), and free the electoral body from the pains of organising a cumbersome election into all elective offices at once. Indeed, this stupendous suggestion comes barely three weeks after INEC proved conclusively in the Anambra governorship poll that its problem is not time or magnitude of work, but simply one of competence and staff collusion. Until INEC finds a creative way to run elections, checkmate the tendency of its staff to collude with vested interests, and structure polling in such a way as to enhance transparency which even the law enforcement agencies would not be able to corrupt, elections would continue to fail disastrously.

    In all, Senator Ekweremadu’s suggestions are obviously self-serving. They involve undermining the constitution and rewarding or pacifying the president. Though he tried to spread a veneer of patriotism on his suggestions, the hidden objective is clear. As everyone knows, the president has hungered for either an extended tenure or a second term. Barely a few months after he won election in 2011, Dr Jonathan curiously began a campaign for single-term tenure of seven years without bothering to convince us of the arithmetic benefit of gaining an additional three years in office without the restraining influence of re-election. All he said at the time was that re-election was divisive and costly, but gave no corresponding consideration of the unbearable cost of three additional years in the hands of an incompetent president. Senator Ekweremadu has merely modified the argument by predicating the avoidance of re-election or second term on the disruptive political battles between fearful governors and an imperious and petulant president.

    Senator Ekweremadu has couched his suggestions in altruistic and independent terms. No one is fooled. Not only are the grounds of his argument specious and absolutely unconvincing, they are equally naïve, mischievous and dangerous. The arguments are escapist, for they make the country avoid confronting and solving its problems. More disturbingly, as the Jonathan presidency finds the opposition to his re-election tightening, he and his sounding boards in the states and the national legislature are more likely to embark on subterfuges, many of them so brazen as to be downright annoying, cynical and puerile.

    The Senate, it is clear, and as this column has asserted repeatedly, has become reactionary and imprudently pro-Jonathan. It no longer has a soul it can call its own, and it has become so morally enfeebled by its lack of conviction and strength of character that its leaders poll-parrot the ultra-conservative and anti-people views of the president. The legislature is supposed to be a distinct arm of government, serving as a check on the executive; instead, the Nigerian Senate has become indistinguishable from the presidency and has offered accommodation and camaraderie to the government rather than the restraint and moderation the constitution and even common sense should inspire in them. The senate president, David Mark, a few months ago spoke and behaved disingenuously over the national conference issue, quibbling and genuflecting; now his deputy, Senator Ekweremadu, is engaged in similar conniptions designed to scare us into granting Dr Jonathan and his man Fridays political waivers alien to the constitution.

    Let the inventive Senate keep its troubled peace, and let Dr Jonathan quietly prepare for his party’s primaries. If he wins, as his party’s glowing habit of oppressing the weak makes us to expect, let him boldly stand for election in 2015, losing the poll as our innermost yearnings lead us to hope, for his government has in the past five years led the country to such lows of despair that no literary fecundity can conceivably make worse, not even with the grandest prose.

  • Mandela: An excerpt from Three long goodbyes (December 30, 2012)

    Mandela: An excerpt from Three long goodbyes (December 30, 2012)

    It was an unplanned but remarkable coincidence around the Christmas holiday period of 2012. Nelson Mandela, 94, Margaret Thatcher, 87, George H. Bush, 88 all found themselves in hospital to receive medical attention. Mandela went in to treat a stubborn lung infection, Bush the Elder to treat a fever and other associated ailments that kept popping up one after the other, as his doctors ruefully observed, and Thatcher to remove a growth on her bladder…

    In a way, however, and no matter how much we still want the three leaders with us, I think they have started to say their long goodbyes. They left power a long time ago, and so their final departure may not have the same dramatic impact their exit from office had, but there is no doubt that much more than their countries, the world will be sad to see them go. They were not just iconic, brilliant, prescient and charismatic – Mandela and Thatcher more so – the breadth and content of their leadership, the visionary quality of their administration, and the continuing relevance of their policies, ideas and styles have combined to imbue them with a freshness and permanence that belie their age and health. Thatcher vacated office 22 years ago, Bush Snr 19 years ago, and Mandela 13 years ago. But it seemed like only yesterday…

    Mandela’s successors obviously do not take after the great man, perhaps because by having him so close to them, they have taken him and his qualities for granted. Thabo Mbeki, Mandela’s immediate successor, for instance, could hold himself anywhere in the world intellectually, but he exhibited none of the charisma, joie de vivre and general humanism that hallmarked his predecessor’s leadership. In addition, his detached and sometimes woolly style, his seemingly non-partisan politics of expressive sombreness that grated on the ears of the South African rabble contrasted with the welcoming, lively and eccentric style of his successor, Jacob Zuma.

    Mandela in office sometimes seemed a paradox, with a half of him oozing gravitas, and the other half skirting close to an inscrutable form of libertinism that made him contradistinctively sociable and prudish. But the real paradox of South African politics is the unexampled fashion Mbeki took Mandela’s cerebral endowment without the redeeming and tempering influence of the great man’s sociableness; and Zuma took and embellished Mandela’s love for life without the catalysing and uplifting influence of Madiba’s deep longing and respect for knowledge…Of the three great world leaders, Mandela is probably the most solid and respected, Thatcher the most impactful and iconoclastic, and Bush the most measured and influential…

    With each passing day, Mandela has seemed to loom even larger than most world leaders, becoming an example of a statesman growing in stature and relevance, like a good wine, as his years out of power increase…More and more, as Africa produces mediocre leaders by the dozen, the power and nobility of Mandela are reinforced by his canniness in foreshadowing the problems of multiculturalism in a way even Europe has not come to terms with. Imagine if the superficial Zuma had taken over from F.W. de Klerk! Indeed, the long goodbyes of the three statesmen speak more to the leadership tragedy faced by Africa in general and more poignantly to the appalling refusal, not to say criminal negligence, of Nigerian leaders to learn both from the ancient history of their country and the modern history of the world in relation to the issues and phenomena that drive, sustain and shape great leadership.