Category: Sunday

  • A Titan despite everything

    A Titan despite everything

    Snooper mourns the passing of the late master of Ilorin feudal politics, Dr Abubakar Olusola Saraki. Human greatness has nothing to do with ideological and political divides. You do not have to share a man’s political beliefs in order to acknowledge his distinction. Any other thing is spite and self-belittling hatred.

    Despite our profound disagreement with his feudal and ultra-conservative brand of politics, there can be no doubt that the late physician was a titan in this peculiar territory. He was a master of the masses and a lord of the lowly. Despite the fine aristocratic airs of a northern feudal baron, there was always more than a hint of menace and steely resolve lurking just below the surface. This was not a man to toy or mess around with

    You cannot come from virtually nowhere to impose yourself on a political environment so completely and comprehensively that nothing seemed to have been before without great political balls or cujones. Saraki’s collection of gubernatorial political scalps from Ibrahim Attah to Mohammed Lawal attests to his valour as a political headhunter in the jungle of Nigerian politics. The shy diffidence, the courteous affability and urbane restraint only made Saraki a more deadly customer. He was a man of spectacular pluck and grit.

    Yet despite his progress-challenged and development-unfriendly brand of politics, there was always a hint of great compassion, of genuine generosity, honour and nobility of spirit about the man. Despite the foolish political misjudgement which led him to enter the ring with his ruthless and equally determined son, he was honorable enough to acknowledge defeat and to concede that perhaps his time was up in politics. Like all great politicians, the gambling instincts which stood him so well in his colourful career also proved his eventual nemesis.

    Saraki’s last days were spent in the political shadows marked by declining health and even more dramatically declining political relevance. Kwara politics appears to have moved on. There is time for everything. There is no political empire on which the sun will not set eventually. This time it has taken the rising son to accelerate the setting sun. Things do not get more tragically ironic. May his great soul find perfect rest.

     

  • King Lear comes to Agbaji

    King Lear comes to Agbaji

    Great political drama is afoot in Kwara State. Dear readers, let us leave bombers, bunglers and the ailing Nigerian state alone this week for a trip to the land of Dadakuada music. In Ilorin, a fascinating and superbly choreographed royalist soap is winging its way to a fateful climax. It is absolutely riveting, a combination of Dallas and Dynasty with the old King Lear thrown in.

    The stage is set. The firecrackers are crackling to the resounding beat of war drums in the eerie background. The sanmoris, the jamas, the onitijus, the onigogos and the fanatical hordes of Oke Suna—the quarters of the faithful—are watching with keen interest. These foot soldiers with their core of itinerant Muslim preachers, politicised clerics, jaded jihadists and other spiritual wannabes have always been the real power behind the throne since the Islamic coup of Malam Alimi , and they make the former fiefdom of Afonja such a fascinating sociological case history.

    But don’t forget that Napoleon once famously observed that a throne is only a bench covered with damask. The end of a political dynasty or its metamorphosis is here. There are echoes of fierce ambition, of filial impiety and political perfidy. There are hints of a fey and slightly unhinged king Lear about to preside over the dissolution of his own political empire.

    The main protagonists are very well known. In one corner of the royal ring prowls the aging political pugilist and much lionised avatar of Kwara politics, Abubakar Olusola Saraki, an outstanding surgeon of politics if ever there was one. A man of superhuman energy and vitality combined with extraordinary political dexterity, Saraki has grafted and sutured together a durable political dynasty which has endured all stress and storms. Like all thoroughbred feudal monarchs, Saraki does not take hostages. Behind his jovial and avuncular comportment lies steely glint and an iron will of implacable severity.

    In the other corner, Saraki’s son and heir now unapparent, Abubakar Olubukola , crouches with tigrish fortitude and in fine feline fettle, too. Bukola’s imperious airs of feudal entitlement and his occasionally fatuous and ill-judged pronouncements on national matters may not endear him to many, but there is little doubt that he has proved himself a formidable political dead ringer of his famous father. After eight years of being in charge of Kwara state, the medical doctor on permanent sabbatical has cobbled together a canny alliance which has sent his father and benefactor packing from the royal castle and now threatens his political supremacy.

    As far as political intrigues go, this is the father of all biological coups and the ultimate designer baby of political patricide. Thrown into the ring with them as hostage and hostess is the favoured daughter and latest pretender to the throne, Olugbemisola Saraki. A serving senator of the Federal Republic, the fetching and delectable Gbemisola is no Benazir Bhutto, the redoubtable daughter of the East, who had to face off her vagabond and wayward brothers to grab the ultimate laurel. It is more like a sea lioness being thrown into pool of crazed sharks.

    But complexities and contradictions do abound. A democratic throne is a violent oxymoron. Modern Nigeria itself is a land of rowdy contradictions and at this point in time there is no point in ruffling feathers about the peculiar sociological and cultural milieu of Kwara state. Suffice it to note for now that baring a violent revolution in Nigeria which abolishes its last vestiges of feudalism, it is virtually impossible to win back in peace time what you lost on the pre-colonial warfront.

    Had William Shakespeare lived around this time in post-colonial Nigeria, his extraordinarily fecund imagination would have found much grist to its ever churning mill. But even the great bard of Stratford-Upon Avon would have been forced to accommodate new pressing and urgent realities. King Lear has come to Agbaji, but the old royal baggage remains in Elizabethan England.

    In King Lear, we see a sick, tired and worn monarch in a fit of senile grandeur trying to divest himself of his royal patrimony. In other words, a king is presiding over the dissolution of his own empire among his beloved daughters. His condition is as simple as it is simple-minded: protestations of love and devotion from the daughters. While the first two, Regan and Gonerill, faithfully and opportunistically began singing sonnets of love, the third, Cordelia, promptly demurred, claiming that there is indeed no art to find the mind’s construction on the face. The father promptly disinherits her, inviting a calamity of unimaginable magnitude.

    Had King Lear been a modern day monarch, he would probably have been diagnosed as manifesting the onset of senile dementia clinically known as Alzheimer’s Disease. He would have been sanctioned or eased from the throne. As usual with Shakespeare, while he was rhapsodising about the nobility and stoic lack of guile of an older world represented by the old king, he was also foreshadowing the arrival of a more complex and complicated society mediated by the Industrial Revolution and its urban pathologies. The new man is epitomised by Edmund with his ubiquitous savvy and Machiavellian audacity of courage.

    As he took his case against his own son to the crowd of faithful in his Ilorin GRA redoubt with the cogency and the clinical clarity of an absconding medico, there was no sign of senile dementia in the older Saraki. Although now betraying signs of the depredations and corrugations of age, Abubakar Olusola Saraki was as nimble-footed as he was quick-witted. His beloved son has been misled by idiots, a furious democratic monarch charged. His logic is simple and compelling: if you subscribe to a royalist code of succession and benefited immensely from it, you cannot change the code in midstream. By toying with this sacred and divine order, the son has joined the former henchmen of his father in the gallery of infamy and political treachery.

    This is all well and good, but there is something about Saraki senior which reminds one of the medieval rulers in the epoch of classical feudalism. Like King Louis of France who famously retorted that “l’etat c’est moi!!”, Saraki elder is proclaiming: “Kwara state is me!!!.” This monarchical veto and autocratic fiat is incompatible with a democratic dispensation. Like a medieval ruler, Olusola Saraki attributes divine wisdom and absolute infallibility to his choices which jars with the idea of the citizen as a discrete sovereign in his own right.  It is noteworthy that the camp of the son has been quite muted in its response and diplomatically coy about taking the battle frontally to the old man’s quarters. With the reins and levers of power firmly in  his hands, Bukola appears content with running rings round his old man before moving for the kill with a little help from the federal might. A plebeian intruder who was rude to the founding father was quickly slapped down and sent to political Siberia.

    Having prevailed over all his former associates turned mortal adversaries such as Adamu Attah, Shaba Lafiagi and lately Mohammed Lawal, it will amount to an epic irony if the older Saraki were to succumb to his own son in a royal battle of wits and will. That would be divine justice of punitively poetic proportions.

    Having seen the inside of government and governance for eight years, what Bukola Saraki seems to be saying is that there is time for everything. Even for a famous First Family, the patriarch’s wisdom cannot approximate to the collective wisdom of the people. The retort will be that the son was a political nobody before his father enthroned him and he is in absolutely no position to query his benefactor except he is succumbing to dark and sinister sibling rivalry and filial ingratitude masquerading as public order and morality.

    In all this, the vaster multitude are nothing but bemused spectators in a play of giants. This has always been the case with this northernmost outpost of the old Yoruba Empire. Have cavalry and Islamic charms and will travel. Afonja, its old Yoruba ruler, a courageous but feckless generalissimo with remote maternal roots to the Oyo royal lineage, was the last coup maker of the empire. He demanded and eventually got the suicide of the last king, Awole, after accusing the latter of plotting to eliminate him.

    After Afonja himself was sent down in a palace coup with a hundred arrows embedded in his body, making him stand in stiffened erection like a crusader’s effigy, a succession of Fulani emirs were treated with absolute scorn and contempt by the warlords. One of them, Moma, was assassinated in 1895. In the case of the gifted but half-crazed Balogun Karara, he routinely marched on the capital from his Offa redoubt installing and removing emirs at will until the colonial intervention put an end to the road show.

    This is the suzerainty that Olusola Saraki inherited by default. Ilorin has not always been the political hunting ground of the Sarakis. In 1964 when Saraki, a freshly qualified doctor from Britain, attempted to run as an independent candidate for the House of Representatives, he was given an electoral black eye and forced to beat a humiliating retreat to his Lagos base. But he rallied, deploying the allure of increasing prosperity and the power of guileful generosity.

    By 1983 when he helped the UPN’s Cornelius Tunji Adebayo to trounce Adamu Attah, the sitting governor, Saraki had become the undisputed political boss of Kwara. But queries about his ambiguous pedigree and dubious lineage persist. Till date, there has been no response to a devastating riposte from Abdul-Ganiyu Abdul-Rasaq, the notable Ilorin lawyer, that Saraki’s father was an Abeokuta indigene who only came to Agbaji for Koranic studies. But even then, the current rulers of the famous city are not indigenes themselves. In Saraki, Ilorin was merely obeying its old logic of political warlordism combined with spiritual predation.

    There are tantalising possibilities in the current face off between father and son which show that history often moves forward by lurching sideways. If the elder Saraki were to prevail against his son, would he have the courage and bloody-minded audacity to bring the full weight of treason against his adored son? If on the other hand, the younger Saraki succeeds in vanquishing his father would the old man, now worn and exhausted by age and political misfortune, suffer the fate of cruel banishment like the old King Lear?

    Either way, something tells snooper that the bell is tolling for the Saraki dynasty in Kwara. If Bukola prevails, he would have succeeded in opening up the democratic space in Kwara in a profoundly ironic and paradoxical manner. This in spite of himself and his decidedly reactionary worldview which he ventilates with imperial arrogance.

    If on the other hand the father trumps the son, he would have succeeded in installing the first female executive governor in the history of the nation, a feat that has eluded far more progressive enclaves. If this feat were to be achieved in a harshly patriarchal bastion of feudal politics, it will show the cunning of history on spectacular display. Judging from what we have heard of her, nothing will then stop Gbemi from washing some dirty family linen in the public space if only to permanently see off her disloyal brother.

    Every success contains the germ of eventual failure. There may be not much to choose between feudalised democracy and democratised feudalism, but history is still unfolding. When President John F. Kennedy was assassinated, a political sadist cruelly taunted his bedridden father. “This is one deal old Joe cannot fix”. It looks like this is one deal Oloye cannot fix. King Lear has finally arrived in Agbaji. But it will be noted by many generations to come that a major political physician once passed through the plains of Kwara.

  • The Odour of Chrysanthemum

    The Odour of Chrysanthemum

    And while we are still on the subject of the distinguished departed, it is meet to report on the passing of the legal legend and indefatigable colossus of jurisprudence, Justice Kayode Esho. He was a man who used the instrumentality of legal adjudication to advance the cause of political justice in a backward neo-colonial society. This great icon will be missed by many who have come to admire his sharp and penetrating intellect, his vast erudition and implacable forthrightness.

    In the past week or so, Nigeria has lost four of its most eminent and distinguished sons, Hope Harriman, the great industrialist with his cutting wit and hail-fellow-well-met bonhomie; Lam Adesina, columnist, educator and great grassroots politician; Olusola Saraki, the Ilorin power broker, and now Justice Kayode Esho. The odour of Chrysanthemum, the flower of death as D.H Lawrence famously reminded us in a remarkable short story, pervades Nigeria.

    The deaths of these great and illustrious Nigerians is sending a grim message to us. We are fast approaching the final end of an era; the era of titans. Unfortunately, and as we have seen in the particular case of football, not many new great products are coming off the production line. To put it bluntly, the factory of true human greatness and genuine distinction seems to have shut down in the nation a long time ago. Lilliputs have gone for lollypot.

    It is a dark, dismal and depressing scenario. But there is hope based on a dispassionate reading of history. It is precisely when a society reaches the end of the road when something miraculous happens. Neither in rectification or retribution will Nigeria be an exception.

     

  • Budget 2013: An opportunity for the national  assembly to atone  for its many shortcomings

    Budget 2013: An opportunity for the national assembly to atone for its many shortcomings

    The National Assembly must become the ears and eyes of the Nigerian people

    It is a self-evident fact that there is a millstone around the neck of the National Assembly as far as corruption or fighting it is concerned. What with instances of chairmen of some of its investigating committees being caught dead in acts of corruption? The following readily come to mind – The Power Probe in which the hunters became the hunted, the Probe into the Capital Market collapse and the notorious Lawan probe of the Oil Subsidy saga. There have also been several allegations of budget padding right within those otherwise hallowed chambers. This is not to forget the outlandish and scandalous salaries and allowances members have awarded themselves at the expense of poor Nigerians. Not even one of those among them previously touted as progressives has been courageous enough to denounce their unconscionable pay packet as anti-people. Yet, as unprepossessing as the National Assembly is, it looks like the only institution that can save this country from the President’s obvious inability to confront corruption head-on. So embarrassing is this government’s highly flawed approach to the subject that not even former President Obasanjo who is largely regarded as the godfather of the Jonathan administration can hold back any longer. Therefore at a recent event in Abuja, the Nigerian capital, he launched a scathing attack on the government for its glaring failure in the anti-corruption battle as well as its uncoordinated approach to reining in Boko Haram which is either appeasement today or an effete sabre rattling the following day with Nigerians being regularly told that the government is ‘on top of the matter.’ I have had others argue, however, that Obasanjo has to considerably damage Jonathan to succeed in inflicting his next candidate on Nigeria, the third in a row, and whoever that is; but even this insinuation can hardly detract from his justified rage against Jonathan this time around.

    Nothing that I know has rattled the President more than the recent threat by the National Assembly to start drawing up grounds of impeachment against him for his very poor implementation of the 1212 budget; a failure which both the House and the Senate categorised as an act of gross misconduct. That effort had the momentary, salutary effect of putting both the president and his Finance minister on some overdrive but they have since gone back to the status quo ante with reported delays in the release of, especially, capital votes which is done in fits and starts even in this final quarter of the year. In one word, the Jonathan administration is simply overwhelmed in more ways than one but corruption leads the pack.

    The scenario playing out right now in the course of the National Assembly considering the 2013 draft budget for approval is not only alarming but extremely dangerous for the polity. Of all that we have seen since the sundry, shadowy NNPC accounts of the Babangida era or what we all experienced in the Obasanjo years during which there was a preference for implementing his draft budget proposals rather than the Appropriation Laws, in a classical show of impunity and disregard for both the National Assembly and the laws of the land, I do not think anything compares with the current government’s in-your –face illegal attempt to rig the budget against itself by ensuring that total national revenue is deliberately under-captured as in the proposed 2013 budget.

    So distraught was a citizen the other day on reading that revenue from gas was not accounted for, or included, in the draft 2013 budget presented to the National Assembly that he vehemently bemoaned the probable consequences of such an illegal act. In a letter to the editor of this newspaper, he wrote: Sir, let us imagine a situation where crude oil prices do not exceed 40 US dollars per barrel and the demand for Nigeria’s oil drops drastically because the U.S which imports about 40 percent of our crude oil, cuts down significantly on her imports; let us contemplate a situation where the revenue of Nigeria can no longer support the huge allowances and remunerations that our rulers award themselves. Would it not be interesting to see the scavengers of Abuja scamper away because the honey pot has been wiped clean? Board members of many redundant and unprofitable government corporations shall find nothing again to satisfy their lust. State governors will be hard pressed for their lack of ingenuity and creativity as they would not be able to cope with riots in their states caused by their inability to pay salaries of their generally unproductive workers. The centre, he concluded, will no longer hold again and the attraction of this union shall rapidly wither away.’ In that case secession or attempts at it would become superfluous as those holding us captive would have to rush back to their villages for survival..

    Nor is that, by any means, the worst case of this government’s lack of transparency. It has now been brought to the public space that a major subsidiary of the NNPC simply just do not pay its revenue earnings into the federation account but rather goes ahead to spend such huge funds even when not appropriated. If this turns out to be correct; that under the watch of a world reputed Finance Minister this illegal act is the practice, it may simply mean that Nigeria is far beyond redemption because nothing in our constitution permits it and state officials having anything to do with this illegality will deserve due disciplinary measures, however high or untouchable they consider themselves.

    Ensuring that probity underpins as well as under gird our national budgets have thus become a sacred duty the National Assembly owes this country. Both in this regard, as in the constitutional amendment exercise it is currently undertaking, it will be in the best interest of the members to know that Nigerians do not trust them. However, since it is far worse, as we have seen, time and again, and extremely dangerous and unrealistic to count on the serially professed good intentions of the executive arm of this government, Nigerians are prepared to give the National Assembly a second chance to redeem itself.

    We are, for instance, currently thousands of megawatts shot of the power we have been routinely promised by Abuja and the controversy that accompanied the ongoing attempt to unbundle PHCN has not done much to rekindle hope in the citizenry that things will be better. The current leadership of the National Assembly has shown that it can jettison partisan politics to legislate for good governance and, ipso facto, for the good health of the country but the citizenry, courtesy civil society, and the press must ensure that it is kept on the leach. The National Assembly is far too big, too constitutionally empowered and critical to our national survival to fall prey to the scare tactics and the phony antics of the executive branch whose spokespersons, in spite of all our best hopes, have proved singularly disappointing the way they think every opposite message and the messenger must be thrashed.

    Nigerians are acutely aware of the shortcomings of the National Assembly itself but being the only institution with its type of constitutional powers, it must rise to the occasion and become the ears and the eyes of the Nigerian people in this titanic battle against a government that routinely romances corruption, treats insecurity of life and property as given and regards Boko Haram madness as nothing but Nigeria’s turn to have a taste of its own terrorism as Mr President once described it.

  • Fuel subsidy and Jonathan’s surgery

    Fuel subsidy and Jonathan’s surgery

    It wasn’t many weeks after the crown settled over his ears that President Goodluck Jonathan, and perhaps some of his minders, knew that Palladium would be a lifelong opponent. The columnist’s grouse is of course not congenital; it was triggered by the president’s disagreeable worldview that sees him being shifty when firmness is desired and rigid when compromise is required. Even before the election that enthroned him was conducted, this column had concluded that the president, who was then an acting president, would win, but would be incapable of governing with the innovativeness and discipline a harassed and broken nation needed. The columnist, readers will recall, had endorsed Mallam Nuhu Ribadu for the presidency, but also concluded that the young man’s time was not yet, for too many things were loaded against the uppity anti-graft czar, not least his age, judgement, and frequently misplaced candour . I am happy to restate that the president has not made a disciple of me.

    I single out for consideration today Jonathan’s fuel subsidy removal policy. Speaking a few days ago while receiving the report of the graduating participants of the Senior Executive Course 34, 2012 of the National Institute of Policy and Strategic Studies (NIPSS), Kuru, at the Presidential Villa, the president insisted that what was left of subsidy must be removed in order to free the industry and attract investors. It was an inelegant perspective couched allegorically in patient-doctor format. Hear him at his rhetorical best: “Why is it that people are not building refineries in Nigeria, despite that it is a big business? It is because of the policy of subsidy, and that is why we want to get out of it. To change a nation is like surgery. If you have a young daughter of five years who has a boil at a very strategic part of the face, you either, as a parent, leave that boil because the young girl will cry or you take the girl to the surgeon. So, you have the option of just robbing mentholatum on the face, until the boil will burst and disfigure her face, or you take that child to the surgeon. On the sighting of a scalpel of the surgeon alone, the child will start crying. But if she bears the pains, after some days or weeks, the child will grow up to be a beautiful lady.”

    Not only has the president determined that the subsidy problem is a boil, he has also concluded that it is located on the face. He also assumes that the boil was left untreated until it became ripe and reached the ugly dimension he talked about. Finally, he assumes that the patient cannot have a second opinion, and that the surgeon is competent enough to make the incision required to prevent scarification. But suppose the so-called boil is only imaginary and indeed psychosomatic? Suppose the patient is a haemophiliac or a diabetic? In Jonathan’s allegorical world, we are after all permitted to cavort among many suppositions. Judging from his antecedents and his responses to Nigeria’s enduring problems and challenges, Jonathan cannot, however, be supposed to be a qualified surgeon, let alone one whose diagnosis is accurate. In January this year, in his attempt to perform surgery on this same boil of his finding, he almost decapitated the national head. In surgically addressing a boil he says is strategically placed on the face – thank God he sees us as a potentially beautiful girl – how can we be sure he will not remove an eye?

    Has Jonathan treated the cancer that has made our roads death traps? Has he tackled the security problems in the Northeast and all over the country? Has he responded well to the decay in the education sector, the misery in the health sector, and the confusion in transportation and electricity generation and distribution sectors? He pursues boils but leaves cancers and cardiac problems unattended. He is preoccupied with saving a girl’s pretty face when the patient is suffering from the far more devastating afflictions of leukaemia and haemophilia. The fact staring us in the face is that in his allegorical world, Jonathan seems more appropriately a self-trained nurse who has picked up bits and pieces from eminent surgeons during ward rounds. He depends on the apolitical Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala for his knowledge of economics, though the economic orthodoxy she purveys has doubtful utility for Nigeria’s unique cultural, social and political milieux. In her first coming, she was obsessed with the desire to pay off the country’s debts; in her second coming, she is now obsessed with the countervailing desire to acquire debts. She reminds us of the illustrious and self-satisfied Chief Olusegun Obasanjo who at his first coming was obsessed with nationalising what he described as the commanding heights of the economy, and at his second coming was so fixated with privatising everything we briefly feared he would privatise the presidency or the country itself.

    There is not only no convincing proof of the existence of fuel subsidy, as the trial of the so-called subsidy thieves has indicated, it is also clear that neither Jonathan nor his favourite aides and mannequins in the oil sector have given us statistical illustration of what is happening in the industry in terms of production, consumption and refining. Nigeria’s oil industry is so immersed in confusion and inefficiency that it must require extreme arrogance and insouciance for the government to focus only on the financial rewards of removing the subsidy, and ignoring the unsavoury fact that the burden of such removal will be borne mainly, if not only, by the poor. The surgeon-general has spared no time to consider the consequences of the subsidy removal, nor even talked about it, except to refer to it in exasperating tones. Never has a government anywhere, not even in autocracies, sailed near the wind as recklessly as the Jonathan government and his colluding cabals. The poor are overtaxed, over-levied, can’t afford school fees for their children, have no access to decent or qualitative healthcare, and have no access to housing. They are left hungry, isolated and dangerously alienated.

    President Jonathan fancies himself a political, developmental and financial surgeon, and is impatient with any talk of second opinion. He wants to railroad his patient into surgery, in the tenuous hope that the patient will not die on his poorly equipped operating table. He knows the threat from the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) is mere noise, and he believes the Save Nigeria Group (SNG) has discredited itself by its indiscriminate accusations and hysteria. He is convinced it would be a mark of courage to defy the patient’s alarm and to proceed urgently to surgery, and in 10 years, as he said at another forum, Nigeria would enjoy a turnaround. He will probably expatiate on this wild and unsubstantiated optimism in today’s presidential media chat. But there is nothing he says that will persuade us he has the discipline and the team to remake Nigeria. Except to the jobholders around him, everyone knows his government lacks the depth and initiative to snatch the country from the jaws of poverty and underdevelopment.

    Sadly, now, there is nothing anyone can say to persuade Dr Jonathan that the world is not flat, as his subsidy theory imagines, or that the consequences of subsidy removal, which he and his aides deigned to give only palliative gestures, would not far outweigh the benefits his economists talk about. We hope it is not superfluous to remind him he is a democratically elected president, and that that singular fact makes it obligatory for him to convince us of the existence of a subsidy regime in the downstream sector of the oil industry, and that that subsidy is of such magnitude that except we did away with it, we could not hope to prosper. We may not trust that he would grasp what we readily see, namely that an indifferent and illogical policy issuing from him could mix lethally with an impoverished and alienated public to produce such effects as no revolution is sufficient to mimic. But we have a responsibility to restrain this eager surgeon, lest he make an incision purporting to save a girl’s pretty face only to destroy the patient, and with her, bring an entire republic down.

  • Of our ‘dumbing-down’ culture (2)

    Of our ‘dumbing-down’ culture (2)

    Okada illustrates devaluation of life in Nigeria

    He said in this column last week that the failure of a fragile middle class in Nigeria to determine cultural standards as it is done in modern societies is manifested in the opposition to regulate the use of okada as a means of mass transportation and suggested that okada illustrates the devaluation of life in Nigeria. We added that the cancellation of okada in other states and its recent restriction in Lagos State is the right thing to do to protect citizens and a necessary condition to make citizens demand with consistency and vigour that governments at all levels provide proper infrastructure for safe mass transportation.

    The shrinkage of the middle class during the decade of Structural Adjustment Programme substantially reduced the efficacy of the middle class as the guardian of cultural and social standards. The pauperization of the masses and the middle class during the era of SAP created a situation where the line between middle-class and lower-class cultural values became too thin to be visible. Consequently, cultural standards that were raised by the middle class created by the nation’s founding fathers and sustained largely until the 1970s evaporated under military regimes. Even under post-military civilian governments, higher taste and standards in respect of all aspects of life continues to disappear under rulers who themselves do not share middle class values. Should we be surprised that citizens are up in arms that okada is a means of livelihood when some of their governments and wealthy citizens purchase okada for the jobless in the name of poverty alleviation?

    Just as failure of the state to carry out its own responsibility brought okada on the nation, so has it degrade the quality of life in many other areas: public hygiene, civic aesthetics, safe marketing, etc. When Lagos State started to invest in city beautification projects by establishing green parks across the state, citizens already used to the degraded culture thrown up by SAP and care-free attitude of post-SAP governments cried foul. They called Raji Fashola Guru Maharaji and Flower Planter. They took a philistine view of the government’s creation of parks, arguing that the money spent on planting flowers could have been used to feed the poor. Many of the poor today sit in the parks to eat their lunch, forgetting that the parks in which they relax today used to be public toilets.

    Many years ago, Oshodi and other areas of the state used to be market sites in which street traders and their merchandise prevented motorists from moving. When the Lagos State government issued ordinances to stop street trading in such areas, several spokesmen for the poor advised the government to stop harassing hardworking traders that are trying to make a living in a tough economy. If the government had not remained committed to its vision of transforming Lagos into a cleaner and safer city, traffic problems spawned by on-the-road traders could have prevented movement of goods and services across the state and by implication from the state to other parts of the country.

    The devaluation of life that okada mass transit represents affects other aspects of life. Even civil servants whose counterparts in all successful countries are standard bearers are known all over Nigeria to encourage politicians to invest millions in bore holes in preference to public water works. Ministries of water now spend more money and energy on bore holes than in any other part of the world, despite warnings that bore holes can induce seismic disorder.

    It is not fair to blame advocates of poor taste who appear to be in the majority in the country, particularly those opposed to ordinances designed to enhance public order. Most of our citizens have for too long been degraded by many years of irresponsible governments and unresponsive governance. Governments that have for decades provided excuses for not carrying out their obligations to citizens have caused citizens to lose their sense of safety and good taste, especially in their bid to survive the harsh economic conditions created by bad governance.

    Of what significance is public order and safety to hungry people? This is the reasoning of citizens who see okada as a job or a poverty alleviation scheme that should take precedence over citizens’ safety and security. Of what importance are beautiful parks to hungry men? Of what value are streets devoid of trash to citizens who rummage through trash cans from time to time? Hard times have the capacity to rob human beings of higher-order sensibility and even of sensitivity to ordinances that are designed to ensure safety and order.

    What should be of immediate concern to life and self-respecting citizens is how to move the country from a pidgin culture into a modern one. Because Nigeria is a multiethnic country with diverse value systems that are being managed in a unitary manner, citizens all over the country are in a state of flux. Their languages and cultures are increasingly pidginized. Attempts of confused citizens to create a semblance of order out of chaos in politics, the economy, and in other areas of life have led to the cultural chaos that now prevails all over the country.

    The ongoing tension between advocates for okada workers and owners and the Lagos State government arises from misplaced hostility. Lagos State traffic laws that regulate okada movement or ordinances of other states that ban use of okada do not indicate government’s lack of concern for citizens. On the contrary, such laws derive from genuine concern for safety of citizens.

    The tension that is required is for citizens to impress on their representatives in government that over concentration of power and resources in the centre is not likely to lead to a motivated and functional middle class that can bring development to Nigeria. Okada is a glaring example of failure of the state. The call for restoration of functional federalism is not just about politics or revenue sharing. It is also about returning to a system that creates values for individual and community development. A society that is left to operate as a pidgin society should not blame citizens for subscribing to the ethos of anything-goes.

  • Sex scandal claims another dignified scalp

    Sex scandal claims another dignified scalp

    An eight-month affair, short in duration by Nigerian standards, has doomed the reputation and career of General David Petraeus, 60, Director of the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). Petraeus, who has just resigned his appointment, made his reputation in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars as the successful US military commander in both countries. After a stint in the CIA, which position he assumed only last year, he was expected sometime in the future to run for the White House. That will no longer be possible because of the sex scandal inadvertently unearthed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) while looking into a petition by a 37-year-old Florida socialite, Ms Jill Kelly, who sought protection over threatening emails sent by an anonymous woman.

    The FBI traced the threatening emails to Paula Broadwell, Petraeus’ biographer, who thought Ms Kelly was her rival for the attention and love of the CIA boss. Ms Kelly is married and has three children; so too is Ms Broadwell, with two children. One of the Broadwell emails reads: “Stay away from my man,” and another says: “Does your husband know you are touching Gen Petraeus under the table?” Like a domino, however, the FBI has also discovered thousands of pages of emails exchanged between Ms Kelly and Gen John Allen, who was recently nominated as the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO) commander in Europe. Investigations are still ongoing to find out whether there was any inappropriate relationship between Allen and Kelly, and whether there was an affair between Kelly and Petraeus in the past.

    It is clear Kelly did not know the identity of Broadwell when she sought protection from the FBI, nor do we at the moment have insight into whether Broadwell’s allegation against Kelly is true or false. It is, however, amusing that married women could fight over other women’s husbands. What should the legitimate wives do? Petraeus and Allen’s families would be praying that more seedy revelations do not come to light as it happened in the Tiger Woods case. Petraeus, for instance, is reputed to have mentored many people; his family must hope that he had no affair with some of the women he mentored.

    Here are Palladium’s homilies on mentorship and biographical writings. First, as much as possible, let a man mentor a man. Cross-gender mentorship is fraught with difficulties and temptations. Second, considering the acute closeness biographers have with their subjects, let a man write the biography of a man, and a woman that of a woman. As every schoolboy knows, and as every worker can testify, interacting with the opposite sex on a continuous basis breaks down all barriers – including looks, religion, class etc. – to starting a relationship.

    I do not pretend that my homilies are applicable to Nigeria. If the same moral yardstick used by Americans and Europeans were applied to Nigeria, there is hardly a state house, military formation, civil service, media house (tee-hee), hospital etc. that can stand up to scrutiny. Indeed, I would like to be challenged by one state house, just one, from the topmost echelon of government to the lowest rung (ha-ha). After all, according to the late Bola Ige, in his book People, Politics and Politicians of Nigeria (1940-1979), pages 299-300, the flamboyant Chief Festus Okotie-Eboh, a former Finance minister, remarked in the heat of the British Parliament Profumo scandal that no Nigerian minister would resign his portfolio simply because of sex scandal. That doctrine has endured; so too has our age-long turpitude which is clumsily hidden under a tapestry of cultural, religious and social permissiveness.

  • World kindness week: Try being kind to your fellow Nigerians!

    World kindness week: Try being kind to your fellow Nigerians!

    Today, give a cup of kindness to your parents, family, friends, neighbours, fellow Nigerians. One day, you might need it back

    Look at it this way. I bet that if you and I were to be placed on a kindness scale to find out how kind we are to others, I would do better than you. Let me tell you why. First, I greet anyone I meet on the street with a smile. Then I regularly give my lunch to strangers. Then, biggest of all, I give my money to the poor. Did you believe me? How could you?!

    To start with, it is not possible for me to smile at everyone I meet because most times I am driving, I am too busy praying that the blessed car would not decide to stop somewhere along the route because it wants a drink of water, like a stubborn horse. It has happened before, and believe me, it was not a smiling matter. There I was driving along peacefully and minding my own business when suddenly some passersby started to gesticulate wildly to me, pointing at my bonnet. I thought they wanted a ride on it and was getting some nice, explosive expletive ready for them when I noticed that smoke was escaping from the said bonnet. Well, I need not tell you that the story ended with me running out of the car; oh yes, the engine was still running too, thanks for asking. Luckily, some good Samaritans came to my rescue. But I did not at all like the mechanic’s question. ‘Did you not watch the temperature gauge?’ ‘Where is it?’, I replied. Also, his laughter did not help much. Well, since that day, I have learnt to keep one eye on the blessed gauge, and one on the car in front of me. Now, can you ask again why I do not spread kindness by smiling at everyone I meet?

    Then of course, I have recently found out that my weight is shooting through the roof. I cannot honestly say that I do not know why. I have long since suspected that eating too much pancakes and akara can have a deleterious effect on the body. The stupid things have a way of pretending they do not know where to go and pile themselves up instead around the waist and hips and chest and head and arms and … One morning, you just wake up and find the scales lying to you again that you are overweight. But deep in your mind, you know it is because you forgot to be kind to people by sharing with them the little pancakes and akara you have been blessed with. Of course, like everything that goes against nature, there is retaliation. Now, I have to take four-kilometre walks around my neighbourhood each dawn mumbling something about this kind of crime and punishment not being a fair bargain.

    Obviously, I live a very busy life, not quite on the fast lane, but busy enough, thank you. If I am not poring over books by grading, reading, correcting, reading, grading, asking, (e.g. what does a student mean by ‘snake bites student, lands in the hospital!’), then I’m teaching. For that, I find myself hopping madly from one hour to the next, trying to beat the time, the traffic, and the toilet routine. With such unearthly engagements, how on earth do you expect me to see the beggars standing by the roadside? And when I do see them, I have sort of noticed that each one of them brings out his/her disabled arm or leg or other part (no matter how private) for my viewing pleasure. Isn’t that so annoying? So, how can I spread love and joy to those who wake up in the morning with the determined aim to take advantage of my good nature by shoving their amputations or swellings in my face? So, no, I do not give my money to the poor; I am too busy and grumpy to see them.

    Not so, says the World Kindness Week which runs from the 13th to the 20th of this month. During this week, we are called on to remember the usefulness of performing acts of kindness to our fellow human beings. It is the week when we are told to remember what kindness is all about and what it looks like: having enough compassion to be considerate and caring towards others, particularly those who cannot pay us back. Like the beggars.

    I have always said that Nigerians are the unkindest set of people on earth when it comes to dealing with one another. In fact, I have gone so far as to say that Nigerians hate one another with uncommon hatred. It is only unkindness that can prompt anyone to hide the public’s millions and billions and trillions of Naira in untraceable accounts and then run behind his race or religion for cover against the rest of the country. It is only unkindness that will make a driver of one of those big Jeeps or Lorries or Trailers shove everybody else off the road into a ditch or even death just because the law is too weak to catch them. I know someone who died from that. It is also unkindness that would make a Nigerian carpenter or plumber promise that he would be with you at eight in the morning, knowing you have an emergency, and then turn up two days later. I have found that very few Nigerians are really humble at their jobs; they are too busy respecting money.

    Listen, there are too many reasons why we need to be kind to each other. To start with, the world is round. Really. You see, what goes round does come round. Someone told the story of how he was travelling along a lonely road early one evening and came on a vehicle that had pulled up by the side of the road. The owner had run out of fuel. He parked his own car, satisfied the owner’s fuel needs before going on his own way. Not long after, he had a mechanical failure on a lonely road too, on a dark, stormy night. He could not believe it when someone pulled up beside him and helped him out of his jam that night; no money could have bought that.

    It is true though that much danger sometimes attends an unwary act of kindness in Nigeria because we have so much to deal with – wickedness, superstition, ritual murderers, and yes, policemen who jump to wrong conclusions, etc.,. One family was said to have been on a journey and came across what looked like an accident victim. Stopping to see what they could do, they were soon surrounded by ritual murderers who had used a decoy to get them to stop. To cut the story short, they lost a son to the cut-throats that day, and the family has not been the same since then. We are each other’s victims.

    Then there is the unkindest cut of all, superstition. Ugh! I tried to be kind once and placed some food items outside my gate for whoever might be in need of them. Someone quietly took me aside and said that people might think I had been asked to do so by a Babalawo. So, I tip-toed backwards, dragging my carton in again. Yes, yes, the things that westerners take for granted like honesty, simple cleanness of heart or even, yes, honesty, are missing in these parts.

    Nevertheless, the World Kindness Week is here to remind us that kindness is not an old-fashioned word. It still lives, and everyone can do with a little bit of it; for many, even a smile would do. Today, give a cup of kindness to your parents, family, friends, neighbours, fellow Nigerians. One day, you just might need it back.

  • Universities or glorified higher schools?

    Universities or glorified higher schools?

    Even without the recently released report of the Needs Assessment Committee on public Universities, the state of rot in the institutions has been apparent to anyone who cared to know.

    What the report of the committee established following the 2009/ASUU/FG agreement has succeeded in doing is to provide a graphic detail of the decay of the public universities which we should be ashamed of as a country that claims to be the giant of Africa.

    With the report, we no longer need to wonder why our public universities do not rate high among universities in the continent, talk less at the global level.

    Among other findings, the committee confirmed that physical facilities for teaching and learning in government owned universities were inadequate, dilapidated, over-stretched and improvised. Laboratories and workshops are old with inappropriate furnishing.

    Some Engineering workshops are operating under zinc sheds and trees, while some Science-based faculties ran “Dry-lab” due to lack of regents and tools for real experiment.

    The manpower crisis in the institutions was also exposed by the report which indicated that only 43 percent of the academic staff had the required PhD qualification. Majority of the universities are grossly understaffed, they rely on part-time and visiting lecturers, have under-qualified academic and have no effective staff development programme.

    In terms of hostel facilities, the report stated that “lavatories in most of the hostels in Nigerian universities are both inadequate and unfit for human use”. In Michael Okpara University for instance, female students take their bath in the open!

    It is very unfortunate that the public universities, many of which used to be the pride of the nation globally have degenerated to their present pitiable level.

    How can we produce employable and competent graduates from institutions that lack virtually every required facility conducive for learning?

    I recently addressed some post graduate students of a federal university in a lecture room with tattered rug and torn window blinds and was very sad about the very depressing environment students have to learn. It is not unusual for students to scramble for seats in overcrowded lecture halls and sometimes there are no classrooms for lectures.

    More than 25 years after being a squatter in Eni Njoku Hall of the University of Lagos, I was in the hall three years ago and couldn’t imagine how students managed to live in the hall with its state of dilapidation. The toilets stink, new students who had paid for hostel accommodation had to look for the doors of their rooms which had been detached and the double bunk beds were in bad shape.

    With the rot now documented, one can only hope that the government will not allow the report to gather dust like many others before now. The recommendations of the committee should be urgently considered and implemented if the institutions have to continue being called universities instead of glorified higher school

    Provision of standard education is supposed to be one of the priorities of the government. It is bad enough that successive governments have not given university education the attention it deserves and yet we are quick to complain about the quality of graduates of the institutions.

    What is apparent from the report is that not enough funds have been provided for the universities and even what has been provided has been mismanaged.

    The time to act is now before any further decline that could further devalue the certificates issued by these institutions.

  • Maduka vs. Ubah

    Maduka vs. Ubah

    Cosmas Maduka we know, but who is this Ifeanyi Ubah? This is the question on the lips of many

    Something told me when in September last year, Ifeanyi Ubah, Managing Director of Capital Oil and Gas Industries Ltd. marked his 40th birthday with the kind of fanfare that is rare here, despite the loss of sanity when ostentatious lifestyle is involved in our land of plenty and want combined. But what it was I could not put my finger to. It was sickening to see newspapers sell their cover pages for the adverts placed to mark the occasion. The questions on the lips of many then, including those of us in the media were: who is this Ifeanyi Ubah? Where is he coming from? They are the kind of questions you ask when you see strange things in a not-too-strange land. Indeed, it was as if the birthday was celebrated to bring Ubah into limelight. It was only after that that we hear he imports about one-third of the petroleum products we use in the country. We know there is a lot of stench coming from that sector, which appears no one that matters want cleared anytime soon.

    Anyway, that is just by the way. Since nothing broke, one had to put the matter behind and move ahead with some other things. Ours is a land of plenty in terms of news, particularly the negative hue, which break with stunning rapidity; so, the question of a drought for columnists and editors does not arise. Moreover, what is my own, even if someone painted the country red or spent as if money was going out of fashion to mark his birthday? Why do I have to wait for something to break about just one man in the midst of other items begging for attention? At any rate, Ubah is not a public official. Above all, it is generally acknowledged that a drunkard is not necessarily a spend-thrift; he is after all spending his money.

    This was the situation until about a week ago when Dr. Cosmas Maduka, Managing Director, Coscharis Group of Companies opened up on a business transaction involving him and Ubah that has now gone awry. It is a long story, but a summary would suffice. There was a joint venture business agreement between Maduka and Capital Oil (Ifeanyi Ubah) for the importation and sale of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) under which Maduka was to provide the funding while Capital Oil would provide the logistics for the importation as well as handle the sale of the commodity (petrol), based on its expertise in the business.

    “This agreement provided for an account to be opened into which Capital Oil would domicile proceeds of subsidy collected by way of Sovereign Debt Notes for the products imported, which together with proceeds of the sale of the products would be used to repay the bank’s credit facility,” Coscharis said. In all, 10 Letters of Credit were opened and fully negotiated, all backed by a $164million facility that Maduka secured from Access Bank, where Maduka is a non-executive director. According to Maduka’s account, there were no issues with the first six Letters of Credit. Problem began when products for the remaining four Letters of Credit did not arrive. What was at stake here is about 130,000 metric tonnes of petrol that Maduka claims is yet to be delivered. This has made the repayment of the facility scheduled to come from the sales proceeds impossible. And, what we are talking about in Naira and Kobo by way of exposure to Access Bank is about N21billion, with interests accruing. Although this figure is being contested by Ubah who said on a Channels Television interview that he could not tell the exact figures because the books were yet to be reconciled; the fact is that some money is hanging out there. Anyone who watched that interview carefully would be able to put two plus two together to get four.

    But how could Maduka, despite his experience, exposure and all, have fallen into this kind of problem? The story of his life is one that would inspire anyone that is ready to work hard, that not even the sky is the limit. This is a man whose father died when he was barely four years old, and the responsibility of taking care of him and the other children left behind by their late father became that of his mother. If anyone had a humble beginning, Maduka is it; he at one time had to hawk bean cake ‘akara’ for his mother, he was at another an apprentice under an uncle selling motor spare parts, etc. Not for him the flambouyant lifestyle associated with the typical bragger who has only a few coins but thinks he has arrived. This is a man whose antecedents one could trace, from his humble beginnings to his stardom as a motor dealer of repute.

    Obviously some of these other considerations get pushed to the back seat when business is the issue. Indeed, some who have found it difficult to believe what is now happening are insinuating all kinds of things, including the fetish, in the entire arrangement. If not, they insist, why would Maduka have ignored all the pieces of advice given him by those who should know, not to touch Ubah, not even with a long stick? “In spite of the numerous warnings against having anything to do with him, Maduka felt the urge to assist the young man because he felt no one could be as bad as he (Ubah) was being portrayed and after all, Ubah is his kinsman from Nnewi,” a statement from Coscharis said. There were other reasons: These included his (Ubah’s) alleged failure to remit sales proceeds to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) after selling petroleum products stored in his tank farm; alleged failure to remit sales proceeds to Mrs. Uju Ifejika, who had a through-put-arrangement with Ubah, after he had allegedly sold the petroleum product in his care; alleged refusal to settle his indebtedness to several banks; and his alleged exposure to Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON), which has taken over his bank debts. No doubt, proper due diligence would have saved Maduka the embarrassment he is presently experiencing.

    And this is where the lesson lies, not just for Maduka but for every other person out there who is motivated either by the desire to do business or the desire to be his or her brother’s keeper. It would be gladdening if Maduka could come out unscathed from this sad episode. But the N21billion must return into the coffers of Access Bank. This would appear his main concern and rightly so.

    All said, this matter should not be treated as ‘two fighting’ because, as we used to say in those days in school, two cannot fight because two is a figure. It goes beyond treating it as a mere business transaction that went bad. In the first place, it has implications for the country’s anti-corruption war and, secondly, we should not give the impression that ours is a country where we have completely lost our sense of values. It is one case in which the anti-corruption bodies and the security agents must be interested in. Whether what is happening now is part of my fears about something breaking about Ubah is difficult to tell for now. But anyone who is familiar with the biblical story of the two women who fought over a child that King Solomon eventually resolved with wisdom would understand what is at stake here. Someone who has built a name over the years would not want that name rubbished just like that. As they say,” a good name is better than gold and silver.”