Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • The Blackman’s Burden Revisited

    The Blackman’s Burden Revisited

    ( A Diamond Jubilee for Renegades)

     This past week has been quite remarkable in the life of the columnist and writer. Yours sincerely received a ticking off from his first daughter for what was perceived as the unrelenting gloom and despondency of the column, particularly the last one which seemed to have crossed the line with its bile and implacable bitterness about the fate of the Black person in the epoch of globalization.

    For a moment, snooper thought his own fate might not be dissimilar to the lot of Soren Kierkegaard, the great Danish philosopher, who was often banished from the family dining table and sent upstairs when visitors came around lest he infected the great atmosphere with the virus of unrelenting gloom and pessimism.

    The letter reads:  “Permit me to intrude, sir, but I have noticed a somewhat melancholy tone to many of your written pieces of late, particularly in relation to the 21st century. Whatever happened to optimism of the will? Good night my dear father. Have a great week ahead”.

    Not to be fazed, yours sincerely shot back:  “A worthy and noteworthy intervention. What you should ask yourself is why your father is still in the trenches despite the obvious melancholia. According to Gramsci, optimism of the will must be accompanied by pessimism of the intellect…..(some personal details omitted)…. Thank you and bless you my beloved daughter.”

    Snooper now opens his defence proper on this weighty matter.   In November 1997, exactly twenty years ago, a historic conference took place in London to commemorate forty years of the Black Star, that is, the independence of Ghana and the lowering of the colonial flag. It was the culmination of an epic struggle for decolonization in Africa and was to open the floodgate for the formal independence of many countries in tropical Africa.

    1997 was a great time to be an African. A slow but inexorable wave of demilitarization and democratization was unfolding in many African countries.  Despite the fact that Nigeria lay cowering under General Abacha’s despotic hammer, South Africa had just come in from the Apartheid cold, boosting hope and morale. On the economic front, countries such as Ghana, Uganda, lately genocidal Rwanda, Senegal, Cote D’Ivoire and Tanzania were beginning to emerge as poster children of World Bank economic reform.

    Consequently, the historic conference took place in an atmosphere of great euphoria and optimism. The chairman, Chief Emeka Anyaoku, as at then the Commonwealth Secretary General, delivered a rousing speech brimming with hope and enthusiasm. The consensus was that Africa was turning the corner at last.

    The slew of international businessmen who graced the occasion appeared willing to take a plunge into the storied Dark Continent. This heady optimism was reflected in the communiqué which urged Africans to do away with afro-pessimism and adopt the doctrine of afro-pragmatism, a realistic appraisal of the possibilities and prospects of Africa in the light of emerging realities.

    Yet in a paper delivered at the conference, yours sincerely noted that while the lowering of the colonial flag in Ghana forty years earlier was a tribute to the resilience and heroic doggedness of African freedom fighters and anti-colonial avatars, it was an even more profound tribute to imperialist rule, particularly its ability to territorialize, de-territorialize and re-territorialize African territory at will. The lowering of the colonial flag may well herald the raising of another type of flag.

    Twenty years after, a new type of colonial flag which does not require physical strength or actual presence to secure its imperialist suzerainty is blooming at full mast all over Africa. As the rampaging momentum of globalization seizes control of the continent making nonsense of the old colonial borders, the youths of Africa and its hopeless vagrants flee from the hell-hole only to end up as slaves in the Tripoli Slave Terminus.

    According to an Arab proverb, to flee your fate is to rush to find it. Popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia have led to a consolidation of the status quo. In Libya, a revolt against Muammar Ghadaffy  has eventuated in chaos and stateless anomie. After sacking Mobutu, the old Congo has become a war circus with a rogue tyrant superintending the murderous farce. CAR, Somalia are murdering and bombing their way back to regular statehood.

    In neighbouring Cameroons, Anglophone protests against the Francophone oligarchy have taken a murderous turn. In post-military Nigeria, we are learning that something may just be worse than an army of occupation, which is a civilian army of occupation far more predatory and depredatory than military rule.

    This, admittedly, is not the full picture and Afro-optimism and Afro-pragmatism enjoin us to look at the total picture and see the few oases of continental rebirth. But this is what we have been doing for the past six hundred years since the advent of the first wave of globalization that accompanied the internationalization of the slave trade.

    It was said that when the great Mohammed Ali finally arrived at the feral slum and its human fiascos which was downtown Kinshasa, he was known to have knelt down to thank God that his ancestors didn’t miss the slave galley. Human beings are no better than their animal cousins where and when the institutions put in place to secure and safeguard civilization have all but collapsed.

    When the Portuguese arrived at the old Kongo kingdom six hundred years ago, they met an African society far superior in organization and far more sophisticated in hierarchical order than the one they left at home. They loitered around to encounter the army that gave military teeth to the wondrous societal arrangement. Alas, there was none.  In the next decades, the entire populace was transported to Brazil as slaves through the new slave port of Luanda. As at the moment, the old kingdom has played host to three different types of colonial rationalizations: Portuguese, French and Belgian.

    If the truth must be told, the full picture is very damning indeed.  For any entity to remain viable and sustainable, it must be able to reproduce the minimum condition of its own possibility. Many nations in Africa can no longer satisfy this iron law of self-validation and renewal.  Ravaged by hunger, want, disease and incredible mismanagement of human and natural resources, they have become carcasses and grim caricatures of authentic nation-states.

    So, where do we go from here?  If you find yourself in a hole, the minimum condition for survival is that you must stop digging. Yet many African nations are digging furiously, from the Atlas Mountains right to the mouth of the Zambezi River. The only hope lies in the emergence of a new generation of African leaders who will drag the laggard continent screaming and kicking from the hellhole               of millennial suffering to the threshold of compulsory modernity. That is a tall order indeed.

    The much-rhapsodized peer review mechanism of the African Union is a miserable misnomer; a grotesque racket for self-protection and the perpetuation of the old status quo. When was the last time anybody heard any African nation speaking truth to fellow oppressive power?  When was the last time the doctrine of non-interference in the internal affairs of sovereign states gifted them the collective moral and political resolve to put their foot down in a clear case of democratic rape?

    In the case of Yahya Jammeh of Gambia, it was only because the progressive nation of Senegal vehemently demurred. Yet we were all alive when Tanzania under the leadership of the great African nationalist titan, Julius Nyerere, invaded Uganda to restore order and sanity.

    Even in the recent Zimbabwean debacle, all we could hear from many African capitals with the glorious exception of Botswana was the canard about lawful transition and respect for national institutions, as if it was not the violent assault on these by Robert Mugabe that led to the crisis in the first instance. Left to these African leaders, the old wizard of Harare would still be in power waiting for the inevitable biological coup d’etat.

    Senegal and Botswana could afford to put their foot down and damn the consequences because they have the moral and political capital to do so.  No old woman likes to hear the talk about creaking bones when she is passing.  For decades, Senegal and Botswana have been regarded as shining exemplars of good governance and economic empowerment of their people.

    There is a direct correlate between the internal structure of a nation and its capacity to wield external influence for good. Nigeria can only wince in pained silence as the Stone Age despots of Togo and Cameroons crack down on their own people. In the countries mentioned, a minority power elite and ethnic hegemonists have turned life into hell for their own people. You cannot offer what you don’t have.

    Yet, it should now be obvious from the events of the past sixty years since the colonial flag was lowered in Ghana that if African leaders, particularly those of the war-ravaged zone of Tropical Africa, fail to find the courage to put their houses in order through internal reforms and political reconfiguration that accelerate social justice, democratic parity and economic empowerment of their people, it will be done for them under circumstances beyond their control and their ken. Nobody can hold history to ransom. The global patrol recognises only troubled zones and not zoning troubles.

    Those who are unprepared to face fresh challenges of history will become its perpetual victims. History does not deal fair cards when it comes to geography, the location of natural resources and the disposition of human resources for that matter. It is the responsibility of political elites to find the strength, the inner resources and the visionary impetus to creatively adapt to the circumstances they have found themselves. Nobody ever hears of the modern Israeli moaning that they have been stranded in a desert, or the Scandinavians complaining about the scourge of ice or shortened day time.

    Sixty years after the lowering of the flag in the former Gold Coast, it is obvious that most countries in sub-Sahara Africa have failed to adapt to their unique circumstances either through necessary internal reforms or the radical restructuring of the colonial torture wracks they have inherited. The results are the horrific brutalities of the new Slave Trade, the apocalyptic internal cruelties, the political sadism and social cannibalism that have been the lot of their people in the early twenty first century.

    But we must never and will never give up on Africa. Optimism of the will suggests that we must never abandon the project of continental redemption even in the face of daunting prospects. If we do, the Second Partitioning of Africa will become a horrendous reality as the third wave of globalization knocks at the door. Unfortunately this time around, there will be no Berlin Conference or international do-gooders, only undertakers and pallbearers of continental exhaustion.

     

  • Okon seconds Secondus

    Okon seconds Secondus

    As the Christmas season finally got underway, birds of unusual plumage have been sighted at the old Western front. Some of these birds are strange and surreal indeed. Whether they are birds of passage, transiting to a new habitat and lazing about in the process, or new avian monstrosities bent on further upturning the delicate eco-political equilibrium obtaining in the country remains to be seen.

    Since the last PDP Convention when the western armada appeared to have been routed by a coalition put together by some forces bent on calling the  South-West bluff, Okon has been running subversive anti- Yoruba commentary and gloating over the fate of a region once considered to be the most politically sophisticated in the conglomeration.

    “You see, Okon dis na why I tell dem Obasanjo man make him no leave him Yoruba people for dem PDP hyenas like dat. See how dem come pieces dem and come tear dem to death like dat like dem Orile Agege fowls “, Baba Lekki moaned.

    “Kai kai baba, na real katakata for Abuja. Come see for telly how dem Yoruba people with dem fat yansh and dem big belly dey roll for ground as dem come hammer dem. I come see with my korokoro ear as dem dey count dem vote, Seconder two thousand, Professor two hundred, Bode George, bakodaya, Gbenga Samuel, bakodaya, Ladoja, bakodaya, Lagbaja, bakodaya”, the crazy boy sneered.

    “Okon, you are a fool, Bode George and others withdrew before the counting”, Baba Lekki cautioned the mad boy.

    “Ha baba, no be dat one dem dey call technical knock out? After boxer don enter ring and him say him dey withdraw, dem referee must to count. If dem like make dem withdraw ten time.”, Okon jeered.

    “They say a reconciliation committee is visiting Bode and others”, Baba Lekki noted.

    “Baba, why your head no correct like dis? No be dat dem dey call panel beating after politics? Bode dey hospital. Seconder wan go finish am with him bilala. Dem say every night him go dey cry, nwoke biko, nwoke biko, Wike I say biko now. Him dey think say convention never finish. Baba kai kai, dat dem Wike na wicked pikin. He come show dem Bode man say even warder get oga for prison”, Okon sniggered.

    “I wonder why this Wike boy hate Yoruba people like this”, Baba Lekki rued.

    “Ha baba dem say na becos him dey fight one Yoruba boy dem dey call Rotimi . Dem say after Wike drive dat one comot, him dey hide inside cabinet for Abuja. How man go dey hide inside Fila, I know understand dat one, but you know say mala tira pass anything.”

    “Okon, Rotimi is not a Yoruba man. He is Nkwerre and Ibo”, Baba Lekki corrected.

    “Baba, abi burukutu don scatter your head again?  Where you don hear Ibo man dey bear Rotimi”, Okon sneered at the old man.

    “His father named him after Timi the law”, Baba Lekki replied.

    “Baba who be Timi the Law? He get one charge and bail Yoruba lawyer for Ajegunle dem dey call Jimi the lawyer. Him no get money for dem lawyer’s gown sef and him dey drive taxi for night”.

    “Okon if you don’t know Timi the law, that is evidence of weightlessness. I cannot be wasting my time with a fool like you”, Baba Lekki spat with magisterial disgust and began to walk away.

    “Come ooo, Baba “ Okon called out, “as dem don hammer Yoruba people for PDP and dem don wire dem for APC, wetin dem go do now?”

    “Okon, that is what Fela calls convulsion jam confusion. Dead body come get twin and overtake come overtake overtake”, the old contrarian whimpered as he shambled away.

  • The Epilogue as Prologue

    The Epilogue as Prologue

    Arguably the most depressing and heartrending spectacle of the early twenty first century is the sight of desperate Africans floundering to a watery end in the deep seas off the Mediterranean coast  and of Black people being openly sold into slavery in Libya. For many of these luckless vagrants fleeing from virtual state collapse, it is no longer a long walk to freedom but a short jump to death or enslavement.

    But unlike the past when Blacks were forcibly abducted on their farms and in their villages and transported in subhuman conditions to the metropolitan slave-markets of the western world, it is now the Black people themselves who willingly deliver themselves to slavery. Somebody with a grim and ghoulish sense of humour has actually described Libya as the new Black market of the Maghreb.

    No!! The twenty first century was not supposed to take this dismal turn. This century was hailed and heralded as the century of Black renaissance. But the dream is turning sour and nasty. Despite advances in science and civilization the heart of darkness remains with humanity. As we have seen in the Congo of King Leopold of Belgium and the depredations of Arab slave raiders in tropical Africa of yore, there is an irredeemable savagery in the heart of those who enslave fellow human beings or sell them into slavery for the purpose of economic advantage.

    Yet when all has been said, there is a limit to which a race or a people can play at perpetual victimhood or become permanent wailers at some fallen wall of aborted progress. History is not a tea party. It is a chronicle of opportunities seized and opportunities spurned. The slave trade might have damaged the African psyche. But it is not western abductors or Arab slave raiders that have turned most countries in tropical Africa to modern hellholes for their people. It is kleptocracy and political cannibalism.

    Dear readers, what you are about to read was first published in 2002 when the modern slave trade manifested with Africans journeying across the harsh, hostile and inhospitable wasteland of the Sahara Desert to reach what they thought was economic freedom in the west. Despite the bone-chilling actuality, the article ended on a note of optimism wagering that the tide could be stemmed if African nations with the capacity like Nigeria could free themselves through economic devolution and appropriate political restructuring to become continental hubs. Fifteen years after, the situation has worsened dramatically. For the Black person, the omens are very dire indeed.

     

  • A Long Walk to Freedom

    As the world settles into the new millennium, a radical shift in the balance of demographic composition appears to be under way.  A huge change in global population and the pattern of human settlement is taking place before our very eyes.

    As the phenomenon of globalisation abolishes time and space, as its momentum dissolves barriers, as its dynamic collars and corrals nations into involuntary cooperation, those left behind in the remaining hells on earth are also “globalising” with their feet. The result is human migration of awesome proportions which often rivals the best space adventure in terms of imaginative daring and resourcefulness.

    The world, particularly its better managed metropolitan centres, is under siege from this human armada. For the first time in its history, the Hispanic population in the United States is poised to outstrip the Black populace as the dominant minority. In Britain, David Blunkett, the newly elevated Home Secretary, is already perfecting a revolutionary new policy to stem the tide of immigrants. Unwanted guests show up at royal banquet. Primeval cousins long abandoned in ancestral homesteads suddenly pop up at dinner in the affluent west.

    A huge human tornado with origins in the distressed nations of sub-Saharan Africa is assaulting the European coastline. From Mexico and Cuba, and particularly from the human fiascos of Haiti and the Dominican Republic, it is a daily battle of wits and will with American coastguards; from Central Europe, the Western European gateway is often subjected to amphibious assaults combined with an infantry dash across the channel tunnel as human initiative and sheer will power make nonsense of impregnable fortresses; from  Asia  the boat people still take to the perilous seas.

    Accompanying the tragedy of this people are tales of extraordinary courage in the face of unimaginable adversity. These are epics of heroism stretching the limits of human endurance and the threshold of pains. They would make the fabled Moses wince in admiration. Almost without exception, the ordeal invariably ends in forced cannibalism as the logic of survival takes over from the imperative of civilising refinement.

    They tackle their grim fare with mournful restraint rather than the joyous relish of the truly famished. When rescued, survivors are usually in a state of delirium babbling insensate nonsense or staring at their rescuers in terminal disorientation. The desert and the high seas are not the most hospitable of places.

    Whatever it is that would make human beings subject themselves to this extreme torture and tribulation must be quite unsettling. Human migration, to be sure, is the first condition of humanity, and is the biological equivalent of shifting cultivation. No nation, tribe, race or people can boast with any assurance that their current location is the precise origin of their ancestors.

    Reeling before victorious armies, escaping from social hostilities, absconding from pandemic pestilence and other epochal disorders, or literally in search of greener pastures, mankind has always been on the move. Indeed, it is said that during the glacial age, certain precursors of the human race went back to water from whence they came rather than face the intense hostilities on land. Hence, the anomalous features of certain sea mammals, particularly the whale and the dolphin.

    But migration can also be an internal continental affair. The Yoruba wax eloquent about their origin in ancient Egypt which they left after a fierce battle of succession. The Fulani almost certainly left the Atlas Mountain, incubating and mutating for several centuries in the Futa Jallon plateau from where they eventually fanned across northern West Africa. The Itsekiri of the Niger Delta are almost certainly of Yoruba extraction. Sometimes, a triumphant army can engender dislocation and dispersal of epic proportions.

    This is what is behind what is known as the mfecane phenomenon in South Africa when the victorious Zulu army scattered all the tribes to the wind. The one hundred year civil war which attended the collapse of the old Oyo Empire in the eighteenth century altered the demographic constitution of the Yoruba nation forever, engendering little local difficulties such as the Modakeke phenomenon, the Owu diaspora and other contemporary political imbroglios.

    Africa, as usual, occupies a unique position in this migratory conundrum. Something new always comes out of Africa. And we are not talking of bizarre exotica. There are three features unique to the benighted continent. First, there is no record of human migration back to Africa. The much storied captivity of the children of Israel in Egypt ended when Moses led his people back to freedom. The Jews have travelled long and hard ever since then, but certainly not back to Africa.

    Human beings may have erupted from the plains of East Africa, but it would seem that the natural human instincts lead away from the stifling heritage of the founding continent. When the heroic Colonel Netenyahu led his men on the famous Entebbe raid against the murderous thugs of Idi Amin, he was re-enacting an atavistic ritual.

    The second distinguishing characteristic for Africa is the absence of a civilising hub or nucleus to act as a magnet for the disconsolate and discontented of the continent with the exception of negligible and miniscule oases such as Botswana, Namibia and Senegal. North America has its United States and Canada; Europe has its affluent western nations and Asia has its Asian tigers.

    With Zimbabwe having joined the common ancestry of failed postcolonial states, with South Africa slowly unravelling as the revolution begins to consume its children and noble ideals, with the Nigerian mammoth taking its time to fulfil its manifest destiny as a multinational haven for the black person, Africans are left with no alternative than to flee Africa.

    The third characteristic is a function and a working out of the logic of the first two. It is true that Africa is not unique when it comes to hellish spots on earth where everything is short, nasty and brutish. The hell-hole of Haiti, the voodoo-ravaged disaster zone that is the Dominican Republic, the stone-age zealotry of the Taleban conquerors of Afghanistan, the trigger-crazed weirdoes of Chechnia, the morbid cruelties of the Balkan triangle of Kosovo-Macedonia-Serbia and of course the dark caves of Irian Jaya all compete for supremacy in the absolute misery index.

    But it needs restating that it is in Africa, particularly the vast human zoos of the sub-Sahara, that hunger, disease, want , famine of biblical proportions, epidemics of dereliction such as AIDS and the pestilential Ebola virus have combined with evil governance to produce a new paradigm of human affliction and destitution. Those who are looking for a vision of the apocalypse need not look very far. It is here on the continent that gave birth to humanity.

    Those who have not been devastated are voting with their sturdy limb. Their patience exhausted by the moral, spiritual, economic and political bankruptcy of the continent, they turn their back on family and friends forever. Let the dead bury the dead, they seem to be saying. But to reach civilisation, they must first confront the immense void of the Sahara, a monstrous wasteland stretching over three thousand miles teeming with ancient and recent bones.

    As the scalding sun singe their hair and the roasting sand burn their feet, they turn into hallucinating wrecks often before wild animals put finishing touches to them. This Old Testament suffering has now been memorably captured in a documentary titled, Exodus From Africa. It is a crying shame for humanity in general and Africans in particular.

    Those who subject themselves to this terrifying ordeal are by no means feckless or irrational. Indeed it may be one last act of stupendous will as they seek to rejoin remote cousins whose ancestors’ better honed survivalist instincts led them away from a sinking hulk. It is a leap from the realm of necessity to the realm of freedom.

    To be devoured by wild animals in the Sahara desert may well be a better fate than to be eaten alive by the RUF savages of Sierra Leone. To die with hope in the Sahara inferno is probably a better deal than to expire under the heaving institutional debris of post-colonial Africa. Meanwhile as this goes on, as the flowers of Africa are daily scorched in the Saharan hell, African leaders are busy changing the name of their moribund and comically inept organisation, as if a name-change has ever kept receivers at bay.

    The question then is: Who will save Africa? Certainly, not the hypocritical West and its institutions and instruments of domination. Too selfishly preoccupied with the gains of globalisation, Western nations have failed to note the debilitating effects of this phenomenon on fragile economies and still more fragile nations, delinked, decoupled and un-networked as a result of a different mode of production and the different logic of their mode of insertion within the structure of the modern nation-state.

    Without ever consolidating the gains of the nation-state, African nations are compelled to abolish embryonic national institutions and seek their fortunes in a solidarity of aberrant states. As it was with the internationalisation of slavery when Africa was occupied and its territorial mass forcibly organised along the image of the conqueror without any regard to internal dynamics, so it is with globalisation.

    Yet if one cannot argue with an earthquake, one can at least study its momentum and master its inner logic. Rather than being demonised and diabolised, globalisation ought to be rigorously encountered. This is the urgent task for the intellectual and political elite of Africa. Human development is not a charity ball, and western nations do not owe any obligation to any continent, beyond their own enlightened self-interest.

    To be at the periphery of any mode of production is not the disaster it seems. Western nations were able to overcome the contradictions of feudalism precisely because they were at its peripheral formation. This feat would have been impossible in the classically feudal economies of ancient Ethiopia, China and the old Tsarist Russian Empire.

    While consolidating their national institutions, African nations can creatively deploy the political devolution and economic deregulation of globalisation to overcome the contradictions and monstrosities of the authoritarian colonial state. If astutely handled, an unviable and unworkable monolithic behemoth like the current Nigerian nation can transform into a genuine multi-national state which can then serve as a transforming hub for other failed colonial contraptions.

    Either way, it is going to be a long walk to freedom. Where reforms fail and earthly authorities falter, people lose interest in the pursuit and possibility of worldly happiness, and those who remain will be driven to seek otherworldly succour and solace accordingly. This is not because religion is the opium of the people but a result of a basic human need for reassurance that life itself is not an expensive joke.

    In periods of political and social disorder and the total collapse of values, humanity seeks refuge in the transcendent morality which ennobles suffering and canonises pain. If this makes them vulnerable to religious charlatans, it also prepares the ground for the emergence of genuine redeemers, prophets and twelfth imams who will be at the head of rampaging social forces with absolutely nothing to lose. By then it will be too late for the undeserving elite of Africa and for many who would have taken one long last look at the crumbling cradle of mankind.

     

    • First published in Africa Today, April, 2002.
  • And parallax takes its time to snap

    How many of our esteemed readers remember the famous journalistic duel between the illustrious Dele Giwa and the inestimable Andy Akporugu circa 1983? Those were times when men were men and columnists doubled as blood-splattered literary gladiators. These were hard men who took no hostages, despite the glamour and the glitz. The great Zik once ordered the celebrated Allah-Dey to some “preliminary skirmishes” before the main tournament. And when Dele Giwa noted that as a youth, he was a disobedient child often disobeying his own parents, Andy Akporugo cheekily responded with the title: Parallax snaps at last.

    Like everything else in contemporary Nigeria, the purported resignation of the embattled Justice Adeniyi Ademola has turned out to be a cheeky ruse. The prince was actually recommended for compulsory retirement by the judicial council. He chose to jump before being pushed. But not so fast, my Lord. Here was a man who against the dictates of moral rectitude and wise counsel ostentatiously returned to his chambers a day after being controversially acquitted of some serious infractions. Thus does parallax take its time to snap. The wheel of justices slowly grinds but it surely grinds. Court!!!!!.

  • Authoritarian master-voices and Nigerian democracy

    Authoritarian master-voices and Nigerian democracy

    At any rate, we shall no longer accept tragedy in which God gives orders and man meekly submits. – Leon Trotsky, Literature and Revolution

    AS we are discovering in Nigeria, Africa and many other Third World countries, it has never been easy transiting from one epochal order to another. The hurdles and hiccups are so monumental that you want to give up. Watching nations embroiled in the drama of self-regeneration from the ring side, one is bound to come to gloomy conclusions about the prospects.

    Yet the “longer history” perspective suggests an ultimate rationality to human evolution which makes societies to get it right eventually. No man has been born who will stem the tide of history. No matter how exceptionally important an individual is to the scheme of things in his particular society, he or she will eventually have to bow to the implacable and impersonal forces of history.

    Feudal and semi-feudal societies transiting to modern liberal democracy face perilous prospects indeed. Apart from the grim reality of economic inequities which makes utter nonsense of adult suffragette, there are also cultural, structural, systemic and ideological impedimenta which make societal progress not easily realizable. Often, this is due to the regnant residue of the old expiring order and their lingering political and ideological efficacy.

    Of all the problems faced by democratically developing societies, none is more crippling and disempowering than the phenomenon of authoritarian master-voices. Authoritarian master-voices are the voices of the autocratic traditional masters and despotic enforcers of the subsisting order that brook no dissent or dissension, no plurality of perspectives and no multiplicity of alternative views in the way a society is structured or the manner its democratic transformation is processed.

    There is a compelling and intriguing nexus between politics and letters, between the way a society is structured and its literature or “orature” for that matter. Neo-colonial literary scholarship and criticism, no matter how it is garbed either with Oxbridge institutional ballast or Ivy League metropolitan menace, often disavows this connection in order to prevent what has been called a totalising perspective which leads to an enhanced awareness of one’s historical and material circumstances.

    Anybody who desires a deep understanding of how Igbo society was structured and organised at the point of contact with western colonization should look no further than Chinua Achebe’s classics: Things Fall Apart and Arrow of God. And those interested in the organic tensions, the contradictions and uncertainties that played out as the Yoruba people of empire squared up to their new colonial conquerors and tormentors must watch Soyinka’s timeless Death and the King’s Horseman.

    In Achebe’s novels, there is a multiplicity of voices which hints at a fierce republicanism that entertains no despotic chancers. In traditional African drama, audience participation is crucial and critical. Even while valorizing the dominant order, the Yoruba talking drum is also simultaneously panning out subversive lyrics which undermine its hegemony. All of this tends to suggest that many traditional African societies figured out how to deal with home-grown tyrants before the advent of western imperialism.

    But it was in Tsarist Russia just before the Bolsheviks arrived at the feudal state banquet that we witnessed perhaps the most compelling evidence of the tension within the society being manifested and reflected in its literature. Despite its political and economic backwardness, Russia threw up the most outstanding novelists of the late nineteenth century. It led Engels to the famous observation that backward nations may play first violin in literature and philosophy.

    Despite the carping from Henry James and other western critics about “loose baggy monsters”, the unwieldiness and ungainly superfluity of the Russian novel, there is a solid consensus that both Leo Tolstoy and Fyodor Dostoyevsky represent the literary apogee of Russia and are the greatest novelists the world has seen so far. From mid-nineteenth century till their death in 1910 and 1881 respectively, the duo bestrode the Russian literary world like colossi.

    No two great writers could be more dissimilar in outlook and temperament. While Tolstoy, descended from a long line of Russian feudal nobility, was patrician, cool, methodical, implacably finicky and genuinely desirous of reform, Dostoyevsky was irascible, rebellious and prone to violent outbursts, often alternating between prodigious bouts of drinking and gambling and equally prodigious bouts of writing. He was as temperamentally unstable as they came, and there is hint that his land-owning father was murdered by his own serfs on the grounds of exemplary cruelty.

    What concerns us here is the novelistic technique they have bequeathed to posterity. While Tolstoy is the master of the monologic dialogue in which a dominant and authoritarian master voice presides over proceedings with a no-nonsense sternness which suppresses other voices, Dostoyevsky is the avatar of dialogic or polyphonic conversations in which a multiplicity of voices and plurality of perspectives cancel out each other in a democratic Babel.

    It is no gainsaying who commanded the greater respect and adulation from the Bolshevik revolutionists. While the new masters of Russia treated Tolstoy with reverence and adoration as a master of controlled explosion, a visionary, worthy reformer and icon of the revolution, Dostoyevsky was accorded a grumpy admiration and stony respect; a master of subversive literature, his polyphonic voices regarded as an invitation to chaos and anarchy which had no place in the new society.

    Playing out in both novelists of genius were the contradictions of a rigid feudal society in an advanced state of moral, economic and political decay. It was no surprise that one of the first things the triumphant Russian revolutionaries did was to banish what they considered to be counter-revolutionary literature, particularly the type that induces revolutionary paralysis and religious mystification. Dostoyevsky would have been a candidate for Siberian Gulag.

    There is a lot about contemporary Nigeria which reminds one of Tsarist Russia, except that the contradictions are deeper and more perplexing. Unlike Tsarist Russia which was ethnically homogeneous and culturally monolithic, contemporary Nigeria is a roiling coliseum in which a dominant feudal order perpetually collides with a semi-feudal order buoyed up by the gains of aborted modernity even as other societies in various stages of radical ferment are bent on putting the regnant nuisance to economic and political sword. It is a game without rules or etiquette of engagements.

    Superintending and forcibly imposing themselves on this classic tapestry of chaos and disorder are pan-Nigerian master-voices perpetually hectoring the populace about discipline and patriotism even as many of them loot and re-loot the nation to a state of stupor. As long as their version of the country lasts, as long as their hegemony prevails, the authoritarian master-voices will never allow countervailing voices to come to the fore or for alternative visions of a more plural society to gain traction in Nigeria.

    Yet for their version of reality to continue to prevail over a wrecked nation without a further erosion of freedom and the democratic regression of the polity into a real feudal fiefdom where only coercive repression matters, it needs a jab in the arm of fresh political initiatives or an intellectual magician who will explain to the world how a notion of human domination rooted in an ancient epoch of history and whose material, economic and political basis has been supplanted everywhere else can still be relevant for nation-building in the twenty first century.

    Here lies, and paradoxically too, the window of opportunity for the salvation and emancipation of the country. As the debate on restructuring has so far demonstrated, authoritarian master-voices in Nigeria are so historically enervated, so intellectually famished, so psychologically demotivated that they can only come up with tragic shibboleths such as the unity of the country being non-negotiable or the nonsense that the forcible union of Nigerian nationalities is a marriage contracted in heaven when confronted with the implacable evidence of the need and imperative to modernize and energize the outworn political and economic structure of the nation.

    As we have hinted in this column in the past, rather than make a dent on the political and economic misconfiguration that hobbles the nation, the authoritarian master-voices that control and modulate the Nigerian narrative will stall and stonewall before suddenly unleashing the anodyne of electoralism on the poor nation all over again. This is what has played out this past week as subtle campaigns for a distant presidential sweepstakes miraculously assumed an unworthy centrality in the national political discourse.

    But let us restate for the umpteenth time that electoralism, or an obsession with mere elections in the face of daunting national challenges, is a phantom medication for a real and pressing national ailment. Elections do not resolve an urgent National Question. Often, they merely exacerbate it because they are no more than ethnic censuses designed to reaffirm and revalidate the hegemonic domination of master-voices. As we have seen in Kenya, Burundi, Liberia, Gambia and many other African countries, elections in the face unresolved agitations by restive nationalities can only lead a nation to a historical cul de sac. Nigeria cannot be any different.

    Let us in ending return to Count Leo Tolstoy, the Russian avatar of controlled explosion and authoritarian master-voice. It is obvious that the authoritarian master-voices in control of the Nigerian narrative are afraid of opening up a Pandora Box that leads to anarchy and chaos. They have our sympathies. But two failed national conferences deliberately rigged with precision-timed explosives suggest that they are afraid of their own shadows.

    The real problem is that Nigerian master-voices failed to factor into the game the rise of counter-hegemonic knowledge in Nigeria whose intellectual sophistication and superior political nous about how to make a troubled multi-ethnic nation work cannot be lightly discounted. As battle-hardened veterans of the many wars against military and civilian despotism who have earned their spurs and epaulettes are joined by fresh converts, they are not likely to be fazed or daunted by mere state muscle flexing. They will continue to howl and shriek and subject the polity to fierce intellectual bombardment until they get a fair hearing.

  • Baba Lekki slams the nation

    TO Orile Ikotun for a landmark interview on the state of the nation with an irate and irascible Baba Lekki.  For students of what is known as Folk Etymology, or the popular origins of certain expressions that have achieved universal currency in the language, it is useful to recap that the word “lootocracy” entered the national currency after the collapse of the Second Republic.

    It was used to characterize the widespread looting of the nation’s resources that took place during that inglorious Republic. Needless to add,  a lootocracy is government of looters by looters and for looters.  In a savage parody of a rather noble phrase, a wag later reformulated this as Aluta Continua meaning looting continues.

    But as the Second Republic recedes in human memory, as the remains of our children absconding from the concrete hell of an unravelling post-colonial state are brought back in Maghreb body bags, the men and women of the Second Republic as well as the infamous ten-percenters of the First Republic are beginning to look like secular saints. The limit that we thought was the limit is no longer the limit. After the sharp, surgical stealing of military interregnum, kleptocracy—the rule of thieves-, reigns supreme in the Fourth Republic. It is a looter takes all situation.

    As each new day brings bitter evidence of the bureaucratic and political disorder that has overwhelmed the country, as official response oscillates between languid cynicism and state paralysis, and as revelations of what is nothing but a widespread systematic looting of national patrimony tumble out of Mainagate, it is clear that the nation is suffering from sheer memory fatigue.

    It was a furious and livid Baba Lekki that responded to these issues. After writing his last testament in which he dismissed the nation as an unviable and unworkable colonial torture wrack, he disappeared into a manhole off Akute until he was literally fished out by intrepid staffers from a popular television station who wanted his views on burning national issues. Before leaving amidst the usual retinue of riffraff, the celebrated contrarian warned Okon not to dabble in matters beyond the ken of kitchen kids.

    The interview began with anxious and unctuous staffers trying to draw out the old scoundrel who sniffed at the surrounding wearing a surly scowl.

    “Congratulations on your memoir, we hear it is hot stuff”, one of them opened.

    “Don’t congratulate me, weep for yourselves. I have no time for bourgeois rituals”, Baba Lekki snapped. At this point, Okon began to sweat.

    “All right sir. What do you have to say on this business of re-looting of old loot?”

    “Isn’t that what is known as reluta continua?” the old man retorted with a bitter grin.

    “Baba, kulu kulu tempa oo”, Okon remonstrated.

    “Okon shut up. I don tell una say dis one no be add pepper and put maggi business”, the old man chided Okon with affectionate severity. The interviewers saw an opening.

    “Baba, it is said that Maina is an American citizen?”

    “Don’t be a fool. If he likes let him come from Siberia. They are building up a no-case submission. Have you ever heard of an American extradited to Nigeria?” the old logician quipped. At this point, the interviewers decided to switch to political developments.

    “Sir, how do you view the suggestion that Atiku should visit Obasanjo for reconciliation?”.

    “I support it. Obasanjo will give Atiku special pounded yam and rare mushroom and he would have solved part of the National Question.” The old crook crowed and then lapsed into Yoruba. “ Odigbere ni yen”.

    “What does that mean sir?”

    “It means Atiku is ku-— as they said of the Yoruba comedian”, the old man sniggered.

    “Please elaborate sir”.

    “What is there to elaborate? Are you not an educated man? Politically, it means Atiku-late.”

    “Kai kai dis baba na dangerous man. I hope dem security dey tally wetin everybody dey say becos Efik boy no go go jail for Yoruba man oo”. At this point, one uppity fellow came forward.

    “Baba, we cannot just abandon our country like that. A lot of political reconciliation is going on across board  which augurs well for the country. What is your take on the Abidjan air-show?” the young man demanded.

    “If you care to know, young man, that one na turugo turugo, a corruption of tug of war. Dede dey stalk Iku and Iku dey stalk Dede.  Aburo, Abidjan is what they call Alujanjankijan in Yoruba. At this point, the crazy old man, joined by his retinue of infamy, started dancing and singing Fela’s famous song bringing the interview to an abrupt conclusion.

  • Why revolutions still matter

    Why revolutions still matter

    Comrade Lenin and the longest goodbye

    We may not all be Soviets these days, but there was a time we came pretty close. The collapse of what is known as the Second World, otherwise celebrated as actually existing socialist states, has led to a strange and unexciting world. It has surely given birth to the cretinization of American politics, a strange overconfidence and lapse of concentration which breeds exemplary political mediocrity. If the soviet bear were still alive, the west would have given more thought to the quality of its current leadership.

    The collapse of actually existing socialist states has ushered in a brave new world of minimal and miniaturist leaders all over the globe. They are the luckless heirs and epigones of an aborted attempt to remake the world and to reset the clock of human progress towards genuine self-actualization. Millions, particularly in Africa, Asia and Latin America, are still trapped in the abyss of confusion, utter wretchedness, sub-human poverty and alienation.

    Ever since its triumph over the feudal mode of production, modern capitalism has infected every corner of the globe with its viral imperative: the internationalization of slavery, globalism, the advent of unviable nation-states in Africa, the phenomenon of the African strongman as a bulwark against communist threat, the rise of Islamic fundamentalism, end of ideology zealots and hordes of refugees threatening to overwhelm the capitalist cartography of the modern world.

    One hundred years ago, the greatest challenge to the capitalist global order materialized in the Russian tundra. It has been a hundred years that shook the world to its very foundation. In the current climate of ennui and sheer boredom, it is possible to forget the great historical drama and the agonized trauma of the not too distant past when two violently contending visions of human society squared up to each other leading to bloodshed and global turmoil. But history will not forget us simply because we forget it.

    The centenary of the Bolshevik uprising passed unnoticed in many western and non-western quarters, particularly and most bizarrely—but understandably—in Russia itself. It did not rate as much as a commemorative stamp from the modern heirs of Lenin. Vladimir Putin, Lenin spy-successor, had let it be known that as far as he was concerned, the end of the USSR was “the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century”.

    In other words, the de-nationalization and conscription of other autonomous nations under the rubric of a Slavic master-nationality is far more important than any workers uprising. The modern heir of the Russian revolutionary troika knows that it is not politic to mention ancient bones when an old woman is passing. With Russian workers chafing and restive, a Putin acolyte famously quipped: “What is there to celebrate?” Indeed what is there to celebrate in contemporary Russia about an uprising against autocratic rule and injustice? The sublime irony cannot be lost.

    Putin does not leave anyone in doubt these days that his main driving ideology is a hearty pan-Slavic supremacist order which brooks no contradiction. He had earlier cancelled the old November 7th holiday and substituted it with a November 4th holiday which marks the occasion of a historic Russian uprising against their Polish tormentors in 1614. If this can be happening in the land of the Bolshevik Revolution itself, it is not expected of hired mourners to weep more than the bereaved.

    Yet the Russian Revolution remains the greatest uprising in the history of humanity, far more comprehensive in scale, scope and ambition than the French and American Revolutions put together. Whereas the earlier uprisings aimed only at toppling the dominant order, the Russian Revolution, according to an authority, “set out to do nothing less than destroy an entire social system and replace it with a society superior to anything that had hitherto existed in human history”.

    It was some gargantuan ambition formulated by men with extraordinary focus and energy to match. A hundred years after, it still reads like the stuff of outlandish fiction; a cameo from an epic still motion film. It was a saga of extraordinary heroism and exceptional human courage and bravery. When human beings are fired by this kind of superhuman idealism and towering distaste for injustice, anything is possible. Without having ever been trained as a soldier, Leon Trotsky became an outstanding general of the Red Army.

    But despite the superhuman heroism, the unimaginable sufferings on all sides, the epic sacrifices and the Homeric bloodletting, everything seems to have gone up in smoke, a damp squib, or so it seems. The informed opinion is that old Russia should have been the last place that this kind of revolution should have taken place in the first instance. It was a classic instance of voluntarism, that is, heroic instigation of circumstances rather than the ripeness and readiness of objective conditions.

    Famously dubbed a “revolution against capital”, the Russian Revolution occurred against the classical conditions of a perfect revolutionary situation as enunciated by Karl Marx. Nineteenth century Russia was a primitive and backward society with a veneer of western modernity all held precariously together by Tsarist cruelty and autocratic repression. It is instructive that serfdom was only abandoned in 1861.

    Perpetually aping developments in the west, Russia began a rapid headlong industrialization which created hordes of workers without the minimal conditions for their welfare. This was to be the ultimate nemesis of the Tsarist Empire. The country was teeming with the ultimate unwashed: hungry semi-serfs, wretched peasants, dehumanized workers and demoralized soldiers reeling from serial defeats inflicted on the crumbling Tsarist Imperial army. They eventually linked up with the radical Bolshevik leadership and were to be the foot soldiers in the assault on principal state institutions. The rest is history.

    But despite revolution, the old objective conditions subsisted. While the strength of the state resided in its capacity for coercion and repressive ferocity, the countervailing institutions of civil society remained weak and stunted. In the absence of these moderating and modulating institutions, the road led inexorably to a new type of autocracy more devastating and ferocious than the old because it was freighted with high-minded and messianic self-righteousness.

    In the event, the new Russia succumbed to a perfect post-revolution storm, and it was a terrible storm indeed. It is argued that had Lenin survived his horrific injuries, the situation could have been different. On his deathbed, it was known that Lenin denounced Stalin for his bovine rudeness and incivility, urging his colleagues to ease him out of power. But it was too late. Stalin would have laughed this to scorn, having gathered the levers of power irreversibly into his hands.

    Rather than being a strange affliction, the virus of Stalinist autocracy was already present in Leninist dictatorship of the mythical proletariat. The very condition of political and economic underdevelopment which made revolution possible in Russia also made the transition to a politically freer and more economically equitable society impossible. As it was famously noted, the historical remit of Stalin was to drive barbarism out of Russia through sheer barbarity.

    But the grand historical conundrum remains with humanity. The flame of liberation and revolution lit in Russia quickly caught on in other parts of the globe, particularly in feudal and backward China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Cuba and many decolonising movements in Africa and Latin America which quickly adopted its trope and ideology as the leitmotif of the struggle against internal and external colonization. Within fifty years, one third of the entire human society found itself living under regimes that owed their historic motivation and inspiration to the Russian Revolution.

    Yet in virtually all of these societies with the possible exception of China which boasts of an ancient civilization with a sublime contempt for western norms, the post-liberation condition is uniformly depressing: atrophied and sclerotic party dictatorships lording it over a cowered and pauperized populace. Like Zimbabwe this past week, like Angola earlier and like Romania much earlier in 1989, massive discontent of the masses has seen off aging autocrats presiding over devastated fiefdoms. Revolutions as enunciated by western theology have become a grand historical cul de sac.

    Despite the horrors and the millennial sufferings, the heroism and self-sacrifice of the Russian revolutionists remain unrivalled in modern history. The lesson to take away from this is that no politician has been born who will ban revolutions, just as there will never be a philosopher however gifted who can theorize their trajectory. As long as injustice, persecution and oppression remain part of the human condition, the urge to revolt will also remain a primal imperative of the human psyche no matter where it leads or how it pans out.

    The revolutions of the future will borrow their tropes from the great human uprising of the past dating back to Spartacus, the iconic Roman slave-leader, who led a revolt of his fellow slaves against the Roman Empire. But in all likelihood, they will owe more to mental duels and intellectual battles rather than the physical battering down of Winter Palaces. We may not have heard the last word from the Finland Station.

  • Okon eats human beans

    Okon eats human beans

    Wonders shall never end in this country. On Friday morning after waiting in vain for breakfast, snooper was forced to knock on the door of Okon ’s bedroom where he had been holed up with his senile accomplice, Lambert Alekuso, aka Baba Lekki, failed lawyer and former Holborn Inn stalwart.

    “Okon, what is all this nonsense, and where is my breakfast?”snooper screamed.

    “Ha oga I dey eat human beings ooo”, the mad boy replied. At this point and the prospects of having a home grown cannibal, snooper’s legs began to sag under him. With human parts on sale all over the country, Okon might have decided to go native and loco. The door of the room flung open and to snooper’s relief, there was Okon and Baba Lekki huddled over a huge bowl of beans with a separate plate for the stones, pellets and fluffs of feather they had removed from the beans.

    “Oga, dis na human beans. Na the thin dem Kukuruku trader dey sell for market and na de thin we dey whack. Na owambe Yoruba people dey dance, dem no fit farm”, the mad boy snorted.

    “Ï don’t care just give me breakfast”, snooper screamed as hunger pangs seized him.

    “Oga na only alligator egg dey market. And for yam na one thing dem  call gbere”, Okon crowed.

    “Young man, it is time for the Imo formula”, Baba Lekki said, addressing snooper directly.

    “I am not talking to you crazy old man”, snooper growled.

    “Baba, oga no dey do erection like dem crazy Imo man. Dat one do erection sotey him wan do for dem Liberian woman. He don forget na only ogbologbo women dey do erection”.

    “Listen, Okon now that they say prisoners fit vote, how many prisoners dey obodo Nigeria?” Baba Lekki demanded from the mad boy.

    “Dem fit reach half a million if we add dem Boko Haram”, Okon responded.

    “You are a fool, Okon. It is one hundred and eighty million. Every four years they let them out to vote and then lock them in until the next elections”, the old contrarian thundered and stormed out, dragging Okon along as a stunned and speechless snooper watched.

  • And the young shall grow

    And the young shall grow

    TO the magnificent Civic Centre adorning Victoria Island as it takes a gentle curve towards Lekki penultimate Friday for a grand reception by the Law Firm of Babalakin and Co for Oyetola Oshobi, a freshly minted Senior Advocate of Nigeria and the latest addition to the firm’s galaxy of legal luminaries. Oyetola, a !994 Law graduate, has quickly garnered a reputation among professional thoroughbreds for his brilliant draughtsmanship and exemplary briefing skills. The young shall grow indeed.

    It was a sombre evening. Dark clouds were rumbling in the background this evening to compliment the political mistiness that has enveloped the nation in every department of the game. Not even the major players seem to understand the higher cunning of this game of political blindfold. It reminds snooper of a famous match in Scotland involving the doughty Russians at the turn of the fifties. When the Caledonian fog finally cleared, it was revealed that the Russians had been playing twelve men.

    Yours sincerely arrived at the Civic Centre, sombre and despondent. In Nigeria, once you thought you have reached the limits of political absurdity, a fresh frontier of absurdity unfolds making nonsense of earlier absurdities. The limit you thought was the limit was not quite the limit. And the game goes on, as if it was all part of the elaborate protocol of bluff and counter-bluff. It takes a glutton for gruelling psychic punishment to live in contemporary Nigeria.

    Like a glutton for punishment, snooper’s gloomy fog was immediately dispelled once he entered the sprawling lobby only to be accosted by Funke Adekoya, the cerebral and forensically gifted legal luminary. “So, you also come down from your Olympian Heights to join mere mortals like us?” she quipped, sending yours sincerely into fits of laughter.

    The scent of blood was picked up by the host, Dr Wale Babalakin, who immediately proceeded on customary political slaughter of his aging kinsman and Egbon from the village over irreconcilable political differences. Snooper once considered reporting Wale to the elders of the village but the chap is too far gone in his irreverence to be threatened by any protocol of wizards.

    It was indeed an evening of worthy homage as speaker after speaker paid glowing tributes to a young man who has rapidly excelled in his chosen profession. As the evening wore on and amidst the merriment, a tall fellow walked over to speak to snooper. It was Niyi Adegbonmire, the lawyer son of the late Akure born political titan, Chief Wumi Adegbonmire aka Emo Ekun. He was as courteous and polite as ever.

    “Sir, when is your book coming out?” Niyi asked.

    “Very soon, possibly early next year”, snooper replied.

    Niyi must have been reading excerpts from the book and references to his illustrious father. It is rare for great men to beget great offspring. This is nature’s way of democratizing greatness. But Niyi is a rarity, cut from the same tough loins as his father. A little over thirty years ago, snooper, as the then president of the University of Ife Staff Club, banned Niyi and Victor Emevbore from the precincts of the club for unruly conduct. When his illustrious father protested, snooper added him to the list. Today, Niyi is a respectable SAN and prospective governor of Ondo State while Victor is a top player in Nigeria’s turbulent oil and gas industry. The young shall grow indeed.