Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • Okon launches (IPON) and solves the National Question

    To Oribande and the sandy beach off Awoyaya where Okon is launching a new movement which he claims will put the fear of the Lord to all oppressors of the good people of Nigeria. With all quiet on the Eastern Front and with Operation Crocodile Smile putting the back of miscreants to the wall, Okon has become a poor shadow of his old ebullient self.

    “Oga, dis joke no be joke again oo. He be like if say katakata come jam kotokoto”, the mad boy guffawed with a cynical wink.

    “If you like yourself, you will stay at home”, snooper grunted with relish.

    “ Ha oga dem soldier come nab me for Agbara and dem come dey ask for dem ID”, the boy sneered.

    “So what did you tell dem?” yours sincerely demanded.

    “I tell dem say ID noble na one wicked Yoruba boy who dey live for Ikorodu. Dem come wire me well well. I come tell dem I be ghost worker, naim dem come say make I dey go. Abi ghost worker dey get ID?” the crazy boy demanded.

    Yet a few days after Nnamdi Kanu disappeared, it was a distraught and disconsolate Okon who knocked at snooper’s bedroom.

    “Ha oga, he don reach four days since dis dem Kanu boy disappeared and him tell us say him go rise after three days”, the crazy boy lamented.

    “Did he tell you he was Jesus Christ?”, snooper asked.

    “He be more than dat sef. But dat na because him head don kaput. I tell dem foolish boy say godogodo soldier no sabi even him mama but him no wan hear dat one. See how dem come pieces am like dem Oshodi fowl”, the loony lamented and left.

    On the appointed day, the whole of Oribande Beach was agog and crawling with all kinds of contrary characters: pickpockets, cut-throats, out of work petty thieves, dislodged vagabonds, dismissed cops, walkabout whakos, self-discharged sickos and other wayfaring weirdoes. It was Baba Lekki, the ultimate crackpot , who was controlling traffic, snapping and snagging at everybody like a German cross-breed dog. Okon was resplendent in resource control power dressing nicked from an absconding militant and he was smiling at everybody with beatific tipsiness.

    The fireworks started almost immediately. A small wiry fellow who claimed to be a Tapa man from Lafiagi Quarters suddenly leapt on the stage determined to put Okon to forensic sword.

    “Ogbeni Okon!”, the man began with cynicism written all over his face.

    “Point of incorrection!” Okon screamed. “I be Etubom Okon from Jamestown “ .

    “You say you want to launch IPON. Se you know what ipon means in Yoruba?” The man demanded as he ignored Okon’s menacing scowl. “Ipon means raw and thick red blood”.

    There was pin-drop silence, but Okon managed to regain his composure. “Oga Tapa”, Okon began with a derisive smile. “ I sabi say you be CID. IPON means Indigenous People of Nigeria”.

    “So that means all these Mala and Gambari people from Mali who are disturbing the peace of the land must leave?” the descendant of Nupe warriors demanded.

    “They must leave within two weeks”, Okon screamed.

    “But Ijebu people say they are from Wyddai in Sudan” an Egba man shouted.

    “Ijebu people must leave too, within a week”, Okon snapped .

    “And what about Yoruba people who say they are from Egypt?” one Ibo man demanded.

    “Yoruba people will leave sam sam”, Okon concurred.

    “But Ibo people claim they are Jews!” a Yoruba man shouted.

    “They must go back to Jerusalem with immediate effect”, Okon thundered.

    “At this rate, only minorities will remain in Nigeria”, one man noted.

    “Now, we know your plans!”, the Ibo man screamed and started attacking everything and everybody in sight. Pandemonium ensued as the crowd disintegrated into its ethnic and sub-ethnic components. The Atlantic Ocean joined in the melee roaring furiously from the direction of Badagry Beach and threatening to overwhelm anything in its path. Everybody fled in different directions.

  • The Death of Chief Alfred Rewane

    The Death of Chief Alfred Rewane

    As progressive forces and democratic voices began to suffer one reverse after the other in the wake of General Abacha’s seizure of power, particularly after the detention of M.K.O Abiola and the hounding of so many into exiles,  a few of us began to think of ways of keeping hope and the struggle alive without directly involving the political class. The Nigerian political class has been a curse to the nation.

    As we continued to mull the idea over several sessions and several telephone calls, one name kept popping up as the person most likely to be of use and most likely to be financially sympathetic to our cause if were to need urgent financial assistance. It was Chief Alfred Rewane, the late industrialist and tireless financier of progressive causes since the fifties. He was a great and trusted ally of Chief Obafemi Awolowo and reputed to be one of the financial wizards behind the Action Group’s remarkable solvency during the First Republic.

    We decided to approach the old man at a date to be agreed upon. We left the matter at that, probably due to other things requiring our urgent attention somewhere else. I was at this time closely and crucially involved in the attempts to get politicians of all hues together for an All Politicians Summit to chart a new course for the country.

    On Saturday 7th of November, 1995, I had decided to pay a customary courtesy call on an older friend, mentor and one of the most principled and indefatigable apostles of the late Chief Awolowo, Chief Wumi Adegbonmire, in his bookshop at Ile-Ife. Strategically located on the main approach to the town from Ibadan, the bookshop doubled as office, reception centre for the politically traumatized and an engine room for future commotions.

    The ever combat-ready politico, a.k.a Omo Ekun, (Son of Tiger) was a master of political and literary hostilities. You could spend hours with the old man trading ideas and political tackles. It was at the point when you appear to tire out that the old man would begin to warm up for a fresh round of intellectual offensive. He was a man of bearish strength both physically and cerebrally. He would tell you that the Yoruba are always at their best when it comes to leisurely paced long-distanced hostilities.

    “Wo aburo, ija idera ni’ja Yoruba” (“Look my younger brother, the Yoruba are masters of leisurely warfare”), he would interject with hilarious irreverence and then switch into flawless English with joyous foreboding. “Look, you know that this thing can go on for the next thirty years”.

    A man with a prodigious capacity for political affray, Omo Ekun once sternly admonished yours sincerely that it was not the mark of a serious and committed politician to be going about in the traditional three piece Yoruba agbada dress.  “How can you be going about in flowing Agbada?” the great man exploded. “ What if a civil war breaks out? They will just round you up in the big for nothing nonsense and throw you on the ground”.

    For good measure the political pugilist gave the example of a recently decamped youthful SDP senator who was widely acknowledged as a strong pillar of progressive cause but who suddenly and dramatically switched sides. “You see,” Omo Ekun began with a testy grin, “whenever I saw that boy with his flowing agbada smiling his wretched smile, I knew that he was up to no good. See the way he has ditched us for that military thug”.

    Apart from his love of politics of the radically progressive hue which began as a youthful affliction and endured till old age, Chief Adegbonmire was also a bibliophile and a master of the damning historical detail. As he massaged his tangled beard with a scornful grimace, political anecdotes tumbled out with wicked punctuality.

    One of my favourite anecdotes was the one involving Chief Obafemi Awolowo and one of his favoured and most fervent younger disciples. According to the chief: “You see whenever the young man began his usual Aluta nonsense, substituting hard analytical thinking with empty and barren sloganeering, Chief Awolowo would size him up with a laughing frown and then suddenly thunder: ‘hold it, hold it there! Collect your thoughts. Marshal your argument. All this political effervescence will get you nowhere!’ And it finally got him into trouble”.

    He put them all to sword: great royalties, plutocrats, captains of industries and military barons.  He once told me of how he subjected a leading Yoruba oba widely acknowledged to have played a dishonourable role during the June 12 saga to a withering verbal assault right in his palace before walking out for good measure. When he was stalking a big beast, his face would light up with towering mischief. “That one is an illiterate moron”, he once observed of one of Nigeria’s most celebrated generals.

    A gifted prose writer himself and a notable columnist in his prime, he had an ear for the finer nuances of the language and its eccentric possibilities. He was particularly merciless with hacks and dabblers in the trade. A typical day at his bookshop began with Omo Ekun gathering all the major dailies and subjecting each write up to astringent parsing. With a red biro, he would underline every grammatical infraction and all stylistic infelicities before pushing them away with a frown.

    When I greeted him that morning and he replied with a grunt without looking up, one had thought that he was involved in his usual labour of slaying grammatical fools. But when some moments passed and he still didn’t look up or even acknowledge the presence of his younger friend, one thought it was time to bait him out of his hostile lethargy.

    “Chief, could it be that the military people have finally rendered you hors de combat?”, I asked tentatively trying to lure him out with one of his favourite expressions. The chief finally looked up and it was a cloudy and frightening visage to behold.

    “It is not funny. They got Alfred”, the great warrior and veteran of numerous civil commotions moaned as he tossed one of the dailies at one.

    “Who is Alfred?” one queried in frantic disarray.

    “Chief Alfred Rewane has been killed!” the chief said as he got up and began pacing the entire length of the bookshop.

    “No, no ,no, this cannot be true!” I screamed even as the bold headlines announcing the gruesome murder of the great philanthropist and one of the noblest Nigerians that ever lived confronted one with the unimpeachable evidence. The chief ignored my ranting.

    “This bears all the hallmark of state execution”, the chief noted calmly as he removed his reading glasses and began wiping the cloudy mist with a white handkerchief. It was now my turn to start pacing the length and breadth of the entire bookshop as intimations of mortality lumbered up my spine. Things were getting truly nasty. Once again, the lights were going out of Nigeria and might not return for another decade. If an octogenarian could be so brutally dispatched in his bedroom by the agents of Satan, then let the younger ones take heed.

    His executors were said to have spoken perfect and flawless Itsekiri and had managed to hoodwink and browbeat the security at the gate by donning the uniform of one of his companies. They had been let in on the pretext that they had an urgent message for the old man. It was a message of death. He was shot at close range, and as the bullet blasted his bronchial cavity, the chief lurched forward as if to embrace his terminator.

    “My son, you have killed me?” the great man was to have moaned with a quizzical frown.

    At this point, fear began to mix with a feeling of deep guilt. I was overwhelmed by a sense of personal responsibility about the death of this illustrious Itsekiri nobleman. Although we never formally met, and I had only managed to catch glimpses of him from a distance, he was a powerful presence in the life of many aspiring progressive activists who he never met. Older colleagues hawked tales about his outlandish generosity and kindness. Even the stern and austere Chief Awolowo was known to treat him with joyous and boyish affection.

    That morning as one began to take in the full import of the assassination of the great patriot, a sense of guilt gave way to panic and raw apprehension. Walls were beginning to develop outsize ears indeed. It was as if somebody somewhere had been listening in to our earlier conversation about approaching the great man. The person had decided to get him before we could get to him. Nigeria had entered into one of its darkest phases. Either way, things would never be the same again.

    It was the chief that roused me from my disoriented walkabout.

    “This is the beginning of a chain of events the end of which no one can foresee. I see this country foaming in a river of blood. I have already told my children where I should be buried. If fighting for a better, just and more egalitarian Nigeria means certain death, so be it. I will take their bullet in the chest and not in the back like a coward. The handshake has now gone beyond the elbows.”, the old man noted wistfully and began packing his papers.

    Two weeks later, I began my journey to exile.

    • From Underground in My Fatherland (c) 2017.
  • Institutional Memory and National Destiny

    Institutional Memory and National Destiny

    As it has been famously noted, it is not the land that has no heroes that is unhappy. It is the land that is in need of heroes. Yet as it is often the case, it is not the shortage of heroes that is the problem. It is the absence of a solid parameter for defining heroism. In any nation convulsed by clashing values, one group’s hero is another group’s villain; one section’s freedom fighter is another section’s terrorist. Consequently, it should be obvious that a nation without national memory cannot have a shared destiny.

    The crisis of memory is part of the foundational crisis of Nigeria and its aborted nationhood. This past week, the tragic crisis of national memory played out as a group of distinguished Nigerians gathered in Asaba to commemorate what is known as the Asaba Massacre which took place when loyal federal troops arrived to repossess the ancient city nestling on the bank of River Niger. It had been overrun as Biafran troops made a breathless dash across the Niger in a brilliant and relentless strike which was finally repulsed at Ore.

    It was said that when federal troops arrived in Asaba, they gathered many of its denizens together as if for a party before subjecting them to a historic slaughter. Only a few lucky ones lived to tell the tale. It was a most senseless carnage; a chilling and premeditated mass-murder which freezes the nerves even fifty years later. War is indeed hell, as William Tecumseh Sherman, the American Civil War commander, famously rued.

    Yet while the commemoration of this tragic chapter in Nigeria was going on, it was obvious that few of the illustrious people gathered also remembered that there are documented cases of ethnic atrocities also committed by Biafran troops in Benin and Asaba as well. But these were uncoordinated and ad-hoc incidents of elimination which could not compare with the severity as savagery of the Asaba massacre. Just like the revenge killings that accompanied the second coup of 1966 , the savage response was wildly out of proportion in comparison with the original infraction. But as it has been observed, war is often not about who is right but who is left.

    In an irony of ironies, the man who caused it all and who hailed from the nearby village of Okpanam was resting in a quiet grave in a federal cemetery in Kaduna where he lived with his parents before joining the Nigerian Army. By all accounts, Major Chukwumah Kaduna Nzeogwu was a brilliant and outstanding officer; a pan-Nigerian nationalist and patriot who was moved to precipitate action by the plight of the Nigerian people.

    But the blatantly partisan nature of the coup he led in the north, the ethnic and selective pattern of its killings and the unwarranted ferocity, left a blotch on his name and career forever. The savage reprisal, which was a response to the decapitation of the northern military and political leadership, plunged Nigeria to a civil war which led to the death of an estimated two million people.

    Yet even in war, a few sane voices remained. When Nzeogwu was killed in battle, General Yakubu Gowon, the Nigerian Head of State, in an act of exemplary statesmanship and quality leadership, ordered that his remains be taken to Kaduna to be given full military honour and a fitting burial. In a moving tribute which this writer recorded as a youngster, Gowon described his fallen colleague as a “misguided idealist” who meant well for his country. For Gowon, it must have been a tough and exacting task. But this is the route to national memory.

    Grim irony, however, continues to stalk the nation. This past week, the tame and temperate General Gowon got his own historic comeuppance, when Professor Omigbodun, a daughter of the martyred Colonel Victor Banjo, launched a plaintive appeal to the former head of state to return some personal items belonging to her father taken from their residence on the express order of General Gowon.

    The late Banjo, executed by his friend, Col Emeka Ojukwu, was the nearest thing to a Yoruba military avatar and a literary genius to boot. Irascible and supercilious, he had reportedly swaggered into the office of General Thomas Aguiyi-Ironsi, a burly no-nonsense soldier who had no time for dogonturenchi. Ironsi promptly had him arrested and locked up. Those who witnessed his subsequent execution reported that the colonel was defiant to the end, insisting after each volley that he was not dead yet until a fifth round finally silenced him.

    They are not dead yet, all these victims of our unhappy history. The Asaba victims, Col Banjo, General Zakariah Maimalari who was dispatched by his Brigade Major Emmanuel Ifeajuna, General Samuel Ademulegun who was assassinated in bed by the crack Major, Tim Onwuategu and all those whose remains litter unmarked graves. Nigeria has a problem with memory. As the Brits and Spaniards are discovering many centuries after, there are memories that stand in the way of complete national integration. The sooner we deal with these the better.

    This morning we bring you another dark episode from our history excerpted from a forthcoming book. Underground in My Fatherland.  It is about the murder of Chief Alfred Rewane.

     

     

  • The Decline of Visionary Followership in Nigeria

    The Decline of Visionary Followership in Nigeria

    (Remembering the gentle giant of Action Group)

    Once again dark clouds are gathering over the Nigerian polity. There is a growing feeling of disillusionment and disenchantment among the most articulate sections of the polity. When there is recession, there can be no recess or rest for the writer. This morning, this column, in solidarity with the distressed, terminates its leave to pay tribute to a great Nigerian patriot, a timeless hero of his Yoruba people and a political prodigy of mass mobilization in Nigeria’s post-colonial politics.

    Obafemi Awolowo was a moral, political and economic genius. But blessed is the gifted leader who is able to attract a visionary followership to advance the cause. This was Awo’s singular luck, in and out of circulation, and in and out of jail. Michael Adekunle Ajasin, the gentle giant of old Ondo Province, was an avatar among these avatars; a classic instance of visionary followership, unwavering devotion to a noble cause and apostolic discipleship.

    The very last of the Mohicans are still with us, the Adebanjos, the Fasorantis, the Jakandes, the Fasanmis, the Okes and the Akintoyes. But their ranks are thinning fast. Looking back, there was something magical and absolutely mesmerizing about the life and times of late Pa Ajasin. His formal political career blossomed from the turn of the fifties with the Action Group party reportedly launched in his modest sitting room in Owo. It endured a thirteen year hiatus as the nation came under the hammer of military dictatorship only for the army to return four years after to send the political class packing.

    In and out of formal politics, the late avatar continued to function as leader of his people ultimately emerging as the undisputed leader of the Yoruba upon the demise of his beloved leader, Obafemi Awolowo, thus putting a lie to the military pretension of decreeing partisan politics out of existence. You can as well ban oxygen from the atmosphere.

    In a celebrated swipe at this brand of military messianism, Chief Awolowo was once asked by the famous columnist, Gbolabo Ogunsanwo, whether he would return to politics upon its formal unbanning by the military government. “ Gbolabo, you can only return to a position you have left”, the Ikenne sage retorted with gnomic contempt.

    There was an elective affinity between the two grand old men of Yoruba politics forged in political adversity and sustained collaboration. Both shared the caustic wit and remarkable verbal felicity of the Yoruba people. But while Awo was supremely self-confident, proactively disdainful, with a hint of abrasive candour and fully earned self-belief, Ajasin was reticent, retreating, quietly uncompromising and unobtrusively implacable. The bottom line is that both men took no hostages.

    Despite his quiet exterior and head-masterly demeanour, Ajasin would always be found in the thick of the battle like a happy warrior.  He was a man without cant or wishy-washy equivocations. There was something about him which hinted of extraordinary stamina for long distance feuding and a capacity to be embroiled in political hostilities at several levels, local, sub-local, regional and national all at the same time. The gentle giant was a heavyweight political pugilist.

    Despite the fact that he was fractionally older than his leader, there was no suggestion of rancour, tension or unhealthy political disagreement between them. Once Ajasin accepted Awo as political leader, there was no looking back. Spartan and abstemious in life style, honourable and noble in personal outlook, Ajasin never wavered in his political and ideological commitment. Despite the fact that the blueprint for the Action Group free education scheme bore his heavy imprimatur, the old man could never be seen claiming credit or basking in intellectual self-adulation.

    It all seems like yesterday but it was exactly twenty years ago when the old man took his final bow from the turbulent world of Nigerian politics. For the Yoruba people, it was a moment of angst and deep political anxiety. With the June 12 mandate seemingly unrealizable, with the presumed winner, MKO Abiola, deeply embedded in Abacha’s Gulag, with the supporters scattered to the winds and with General Abacha on rampage, seemingly unstoppable in his quest to transmute into civilian despotism, a deep cloud of gloomy despondency had settled on Yoruba land.

    In a small dingy church in faraway and autumnal East London, the remaining band of NADECO faithful gathered for a memorial service for the departed statesman. It was perhaps the lowest ebb of the struggle. Yours sincerely had penned an emotional and moving obituary of the great man to be delivered in church but was too disconsolate to read it. Hon Wale Oshun gave it a brilliant shot.

    The preceding few months had been particularly distressing. Hobbled by illness and age-related infirmities, Chief Ajasin had been subjected to serial harassment and psychological trauma by a military miscreant who seemed to have been posted to the state with the express order to put finishing touches to the old man. Not content with mere psych-ops, the brute finally invaded the house to lecture the great man on the virtues of patriotism and civic responsibility. He had forgotten that when you are sent on a slave mission you must execute same with the honour and nobility of a free born.

    But history must vindicate the just, if not directly and expressly but in the most dramatic and profound of manner. Long after mercenaries have met their disgraceful end and the bell of infamy has been silenced, the trumpet of true heroism will continue to resonate. This much was evident this last Tuesday at the commencement of a two-day seminar to mark the twentieth anniversary of the call to higher glory of Chief Ajasin.

    As speaker after speaker and product after product competed to eulogize and extoll the exemplary virtues of this great man, it was clear that he was in a class of his own even among his colleagues and contemporaries. Apart from politics, this was a lifetime devoted to teaching and imparting knowledge to many generations as well as serving as their iconic mentor.

    Of the very last batch of students he taught before finally retiring in 1975, one had become a professor of Medicine and the Vice Chancellor of one of the nation’s most prestigious universities. His Chief Typist in 1978 when he was serving as local government chairman had risen through the ranks to become a crack professor of Education in a leading university.

    Perhaps the icing on the cake was the guest lecture delivered by Professor Banji Akintoye, a luminary of Historical Studies and senator of the Second Republic of Nigeria. In a virtuoso performance which belies his age, Akintoye hailed Ajasin as a leader of exemplary qualities and a quintessential man of the people who strove with others to lift his Yoruba people from semi-feudal rurality to modernity in a single generation.

    Despite the setbacks and deliberate destabilization, the gains of that accelerated modernization continues to haunt modern Nigeria and to frame the topography of its brutal politics. What remains is to rue and lament the decline of visionary followership in Nigerian politics and its dreadful impact on quality representation, leadership recruitment process and the progress of the nation. In the First Republic, there were committed Awoists, militant Zikists and implacable Gamjites. But not anymore. In the current delirium of treachery and perfidy, any leader who sleeps with eyes closed has signed a pact with political suicide.

    Perhaps this decline in quality followership can also be linked to the decline of quality leadership. The trail leads back to the Second Republic. Despite the fact that the Unity Party of Nigeria was a romantic reincarnation of the fabled Action Group, the fabric had begun to fray at the edges. The UPN witnessed more leadership tussles and upheavals than the Action Group. There were even ominous hints that a rogue faction was making overtures to the north in a bid to jettison the politically implacable and ideologically adamant Awo.

    Chief Ajasin himself was at the centre of the political storm, with his suzerainty challenged by his deputy, Akin Omoboriowo, a charismatic and hitherto implacable Awoist. In a celebrated intervention, a group of Ekiti notables led by Ade Adegite, a brilliant maverick and professor of Chemistry at Unilag, advanced the thesis that in politics there were no permanent friends but permanent interests. In other words, politics is all about who gets what and at what time and hence could no longer be reduced to the antics of a gerontocratic conclave dishing out absurd preferment or the whims of an eccentric leader distributing premature patronage.

    After the rout of his party by the NPN rigging armada and shortly before the military coup which terminated the Second Republic, Chief Awolowo, at a party convention held in Abeokuta, propounded the theory of a future synthesis in which the best of the conservatives and the progressives would come together in a new political union.

    It was a brilliant prognosis but at best a simple Hegelian reading of a far more complex and complicated dynamics. The fact is that even at that point in time, the military incursion into politics has opened up the class project and the militarization and monetization of Nigerian politics in a way that would force a tectonic shift of values. Emergency contractors, military millionaires and sundry carpetbaggers began muscling out the ancient political class with the soldiers completing the rank-shifting in a relentless pincer movement.

    It would not have mattered if this heist had led to the emergence of a truly nationalist political class. But it was the triumph of a rogue social mobility and political homogenizing in aberration and would lead directly to the June 12 debacle, the Abacha phenomenon, the military constitution of 1999, the Obasanjo Settlement and the current mortal and moral handicap of the Fourth Republic.

    But every social phenomenon has its time and sell-by date. If the admiration and adulation of Chief Adekunle Ajasin in the hall last Monday were to be believed, and if the current national unease and clamour for restructuring and return to regionalism were to be factored into the equation, it should be clear to those who care to read the rustling leaves that the good people of Nigeria are yearning for a return of ideologically committed leadership, quality politics and visionary followership. Chief Ajasin will be quietly chuckling in his grave. May the soul of the great man rest in perfect peace.

  • I Yam what I Yam

    Oh dear, oh dear, is there anything we can get right in this country?  Even the business of exporting yam to other climes to boost our foreign reserve has run into heavy weather with pounded yam stuck on many official face. Snooper wonders what is now going on in the minister’s mind. A clearly well-meaning fellow, this is one of those instances when good intention is no substitute for painstaking planning and mastery of the logistics of modern haulage.

    As soon as one saw the former golden boy of NPN politics on television lamenting that he would have started exporting rice but for the fact that there is a paucity of sacks, one got the distinct feeling that the honourable minister’s yam would soon be cooked, in a manner of speaking. Why doesn’t he simply employ heavily muscled omolanke truck pushers accompanied by traditional hunters to ferry the stuff across the desert? Like the ancient Romans, the cynical Brits would applaud, after all something new always comes out of Africa.

    From a London warehouse, a local television station had beamed its search light on the yam from Nigeria. It was a sorry sight to see these oozing yam tubers in detention awaiting deportation or destruction. Nigeria would have been taken to court had there been a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Yam Tubers. To compound this misery and humiliation of a country, a prospective buyer of clear Nigerian extraction went around conducting a post-mortem on the pallid and shrivelled tubers even as he compared their remains with fresh looking excellently packaged yam tubers from Ghana.

    Meanwhile as this was going on, somebody from one of the ministries went and dusted up an old legal clause which expressly forbids the exportation of farm produce from Nigeria. It might have been a noble and patriotic attempt to conserve local production and to stave off hunger and possible famine. Why this was never brought to the minister’s attention remains a typically Nigerian mystery. As it stands, the honourable minister is in contravention of the law of land. It doesn’t get more Kafkaesque.

    Unknown to many people, Innocent Audu Ogbeh, is a man of considerable literary antecedents with a superb appreciation of political ironies. We commend Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man to the minister. In his perturbed gallivanting across America as a nobody, the sweet smell of cooked yam accosted his nostrils. Nostalgia about his straitened childhood in the racist South overpowered him and the urge to eat yam became irresistible. After tucking into the tuber, the old boy exploded: “I yam what I am !”  It was a defiant affirmation of identity and selfhood.

    In Nigeria, we are what we are! Audu Ogbeh should not worry too much about this fiasco or what we propose as tuber-crisis. We cannot export what we need to export while we import what we don’t need to import. It is a perfect equation for perpetual underdevelopment. Until an epoch-making event restructures our current national identity, we will remain an invisible country. Meanwhile at NNPC much after the Diezani disaster and with the general from Daura presiding, they still yam what they have to yam. Dinner is served, honourable minister, and it is impounded yam.

     

  • The Human Condition Revisited: A Nigerian Case-Study

    The Human Condition Revisited: A Nigerian Case-Study

    IN a world out of joints, some nations are more disjointed than others. Everywhere you turn, humanity is in sharp retreat. By humanity we do not just mean the physical distinction that separates us from the lower apes and other genetic cousins. We mean our very “human-ness”, that is the set of values and institutions that has propelled the human species from the planet of apes to the plains of modern civilization.

    There is a steady erosion of these values and a sharp regression back to the state of nature where everything is famously short, nasty and brutish. The absence of humane-ness, of compassion and of generosity of spirit means the absence of humanity. Sheer bestiality reigns supreme. There are acts of appalling cruelty and wanton disregard of the sanctity of human life which will make members of the animal kingdom wince in horror. The entire human landscape is foaming with blood.

    It has been said that humankind is not a fallen angel but a rising ape. The ape no longer rises, but is stuck in a self-created cage. When institutions put in place by humankind fail, we are no better than our animal cousins. The de-civilizing of humanity did not begin one day or in one country and with one people for that matter. Reacting to the logic of globalization and very much the same existential pressures in different combinations, the human species is under threat everywhere from its own kind and kindred.

    This past week, the United States of America and North Korea finally squared up to each other in what promises to be a nuclear Armageddon the like of which has not been seen since the Second World War. In a curious and intriguing historical irony, the two protagonists are not dissimilar in bullying temperament and eccentric disposition: one is a jowly scoundrel notorious for whimsical cruelties while the other is a permanently off-message sinister stuntman with a child-like compulsion for outrageous conduct.

    This is what you get when a deadlocked democracy at the end of its tether is confronted by a deranged Stalinist autocracy and fetish cult of personality foisted on an industrious, authority fearing people. This is not a nuclear confrontation between a civilized and urbane John F Kennedy and a shrewd and rationally calculating Nikita Khrushchev such as the world witnessed fifty five years ago. It may well be that the fey and feckless Kim Jong-un will help the American political elite to concentrate their mind.

    Meanwhile elsewhere in the world, it is as dark as it is dire. This past week in Nigeria in a novel dimension to premeditated brutality which may yet sound the death knell for organised worship in the country, a lone gun man sauntered into a church in Ozubulu in Anambra State. By the time he finished spraying, more than a dozen people lay dead while scores crawled about critically wounded and bleeding. It was perhaps the first time in the history of the country that the church suffered collateral damage in a drug-related feud.

    A day after this development, the increasing ritualization of poverty and primitive fetish of money lust which has led to the discovery several horror-forests, monster-caves and other hair-raising catacombs of human cruelty erupted in a tunnel in suburban Lagos where the plaintive cries of a captive woman attracted the attention of passers-by and subsequently the security forces.

    In the ensuing melee and social mayhem, two suspected kidnappers were lynched by the irate crowd while scores were wounded by security forces who opened fire as they were about to be overwhelmed by the swelling mob. A Divisional Police Officer had to be forcibly rescued from the mob and was lucky to have escaped with bruises. As this was being written, the discovery of another ritualist den in Lagos has led to a summary execution of two suspects.

    In the north of the country, the Boko Haram insurgents, in an increasing show of strength and defiance, struck around the Lake Chad Basin. Several fishermen were slaughtered and their corpses neatly stockpiled in their canoes as if they were fish for sale. The Boko Haram insurrection has been going on for almost a decade and despite being technically denuded, its capacity for horrific brutalities remains undiminished.

    Taken together with the wave of violent kidnappings, armed robberies, random killings, assassinations, cultic eliminations and other acts of horrific criminality, these samplers of primitive bloodletting from all parts of the nation tend to suggest that Nigeria is virtually submerged in an ocean of blood; a huge fireball of violence which does not leave any part exempt from the trajectory of thunder. The average citizen appears already inured to violence and daily degradation but it has never been this bad in the history of the nation. Increasingly, everybody is resorting to self-help and self-medication.

    If the worst is truly yet to come, then we may all be dead in the long run. A little over thirty years ago, Dele Giwa noted that Nigerians have been shocked to a state of unshockability. In other words, nothing, not even the worst human catastrophe, can shock Nigerians any more. But it would appear that Dele Giwa spoke too soon. Shortly thereafter, the prose maestro himself was dispatched by a novel and spectacular method of public execution.

    If he had been around in contemporary Nigeria, Dele Giwa, who would have turned seventy this July, would have witnessed the infinite capacity of human beings for elaborate suffering stretched to its elastic limit. The limit that we thought was the limit was not quite the limit. This week, taking a dim view of developments, the OPC, the Yoruba self-determination group, requested that Nigeria should be declared a war zone. Nobody can fault the premise on which the request was based.

    It has been said that although humankind first civilised in Africa, but he has not continued to do so there. Africa is regarded as the lazy laggard of human civilization. Despite the open-ended hostilities in the Middle East and the horrific carnage in Syria, the Stone-Age barbarities of ISIL and the Taleban, it is in Africa that human-made adversities including spiritual sorcery combine with epidemics of dereliction such as AIDS, EBOLA, LASSA fever other pestilential afflictions to produce the worst example of human suffering and biblical miseries.

    Africa is the last surviving hellhole of humanity. But it is in Nigeria where everything seems to come together, in a manner of speaking, and that is human disaster and natural calamity to produce a great tragedy in Technicolor. Given its size, scope and the range of talents available to the nation, it is in Nigeria where the last rites and rituals for Black Civilization will be staged or where the entire race will rise like a phoenix from the ashes of death and destruction. Africa will sink with Nigeria or be saved by it.

    So far, the omens are not encouraging. While some parts of the world, particular the western sphere, are victims of their own success, others, like Africans, are victims of their continuing failure and inability to transform from passive objects of history to its sterling subjects. Those who can neither transform their societies or their countries are condemned to watch the slow-motion superannuation of their cultural values or the physical extinction of their societies.

    Many have fingered the rampaging momentum of globalization as being responsible for much of the global unease and the fatal disruption of the normal and customary channels of conflict resolution and the seamless harmonization of societal values and norms. But you cannot eat your cake and have it. Taking moral and ethical umbrage at globalization is an exercise in futility and a profitless venture.

    While it is true that the smashing together of different cultures and disparate values, the forcible incorporation of the old peripheries into the emergent centres have led to a global convulsion and a clash of civilization within, among and between nations, the obverse of the coin is equally interesting.

    Since the dawn of civilization, the forcible co-option of incompatible cultures and social values, the concussions and collisions of norms and mores, the harsh transplantation of people and the virtual abolition of time and space have led to some of the most stunning scientific advances in human development and a radical restructuring of capitalist categories.

    Yet it is profoundly ironic that despite its momentous contribution to the advancement of western civilization over other competing civilizations, popular resentments against the irruptions of globalization have led to xenophobia and the rise of right wing populism replete with ethnic baiting in the older type western nations such as Britain, France, Holland and even the US. Brexit, the Le Pen phenomenon and Donald Trump are direct manifestations despite heroic counter rallies.

    In Nigeria and other colonial nations created as a consequence of the second wave of globalization and the internationalization of slavery, the collision and lumping together of incompatible nationalities and countervailing cultural values have led to social normlessness, state dysfunctionality and a national gridlock which can only be forcibly prised apart or unlocked by sophisticated political re-engineering.

    Once again, it can be seen why it is the loosely federated and freely coordinated nations constructed with centrifugal tensions in mind that are able to withstand the ravages and negative consequences of globalization better unlike European countries with an iron unitary structure so stiff and rigid that they are not amenable to bending.

    It is modern state architecture versus medieval steel scaffolding. This is why it is the loose baggy wonders of Canada, Australia, Switzerland, Belgium and India as well as the compact Scandinavian miracles, bar some hiccups and the odd tremor, that are exemplars of multiculturalism and peaceful multi-national cohabitation rather than older type master-nations and their colonial progenies.

    As Nigeria roils in an epochal crisis of political, cultural, spiritual and economic values with the centre almost buckling under and the federating units engulfed in anomie and anarchy, it will take a miracle of political, social and psychological engineering to reclaim it and stem further loss of invaluable life. As the preceding catalogue of catastrophes suggests, that miracle will have to come sooner than later either through peaceful democratic reorganization of the nation, biological coup d’etat or consuming revolutionary anarchy leading to a radical revamp of state architecture and its personnel.

    There is no point in quibbling any further. Given the astonishing wastage of human and natural resources, the sharp erosion of hope and faith in the nation, the veneer of modernity and civilization superimposed on primitive savagery, Nigeria has very poor prospects for surviving in one piece.

  • Okon commiserates with Charlie Boy

    Trust Nigerians never to disappoint. Every rally mutates into two mutually hostile rallies. Every march against something produces a contrary march for the same thing. Since the First Republic, every political party throws up what the Germans call its own doppelganger or call it counter-party. The antithesis inheres in the thesis. It is trite to conclude that Nigerians are congenitally incapable of speaking with one voice.

    So it has been with the new movement aimed at forcing General Buhari to cut short his medical vacation and resume work or resign from office on the ground of terminal incapacitation. We have travelled this route before and once again the nation appears split down the middle. On the whole, Nigerians are generally a conservative lot and there are sharp cultural sensitivities about shooing an ailing president out of office. Compassion is an old African virtue. But whether this compassion is in alignment with the harsh dictates of political modernity remains a political conundrum that will be sorely tested in the turbulent months ahead.

    Taken together, the name of the organization sounds very ominous indeed. Ourmumudondo reminds one of a native bird of awesome portents. Baba Lekki calls it Ologomugomu. But this has not deterred the punitively proactive police. On the first day of protest, the police treated the protesters with kids’ gloves. Federal authorities warmly endorsed their right to protest although the discerning could detect a hint of official testiness and tetchiness.

    On the second day, the gloves came off. The police moved in on the pretext of protecting the protesters from hoodlums and miscreants. One of the miscreants was the leader of the group, Charlie Boy, the amiable stuntman and son of Socrates himself. This was not an ordinary stunt and Charlie ended up writhing on the ground. It was at this point that Okon barged in with a tipsy Baba Lekki in tow.

    “Oga come see how dem police dey wire dem Charlie boy. He don reach time make dem Charlie man dey return go America”, the crazy boy chanted breathlessly.

    “Dem police no sabi even dem father. Even if say na Charlie him father dem go wire am proper proper”, Baba Lekki drooled.

    “Baba na true. I sabi dem policeman for Mushin who dey wire him father every morning. The baba go dey cry like dem Obudu monkey”, Okon  retorted.

    “Dem police CID tell me say dem think dem Diezani woman don wire Charlie Boy money make him dey cause trouble and dem go wire am well well. Mama don finis mumu ,” Baba Lekki snorted with a devilish grin.

    “What a foolish insinuation”, snooper shouted at the crazy old man.

    “That one na yeye grammar”, Baba Lekki snorted. Snooper ignored the crazy old man and lapsed into a deep meditation about the state of the nation.

    “The son of Socrates”, snooper mused to himself.

    “Socrates ko, Socromento ni. Even if it is Aristotle dem mad police go wire am well well”, Baba Lekki sneered. At this point, snooper felt like throwing out the old sot but had to restrain himself.

    “Baba, abi Socrates no be dem Brazil soccer captain for 1982 World Cup? Him dey smoke gbana and him be doctor..” Okon crooned with nostalgia.

    “Foolish yeye boy. You say you be thirty five years and yet you sabi everything for sixty years”, Baba Lekki jeered.

    “Baba I don tell una sotey say official age no be facial age. Dem get eighty year old abami people for civil service. Dem come dey smell like dem Agege coffin. But dis dem Charlie boy I pity am becos I like am. Make him no let police kill am”.

    “Tell dem boy make him go home and take apu and better snuff. He don reach danger time for obodo”, Baba Lekki sneered and began to eye snooper with dark intent.

    “Oga no mind baba jo. Burukutu don scatter him head,” Okon pleaded as he led the old codger away.

  • Some nations do have ‘em

    Some nations do have ‘em

    Further reflections on devolution

    Nigeria has been in turmoil of late. The turbulence has been such as never been seen since the civil war. But strangely enough, the Nigerian ruling class continues to live in denial believing that the problem will go away on its own or that the occasional resort to threats and bluster will just do. It has not occurred to them just how vulnerable the state has become in the wake of Boko Haram and other social fiascos.

    Meanwhile the senate, with power as its sole objective, continues with its game of domination by subversion. You ask, what was the long term and short term tactical and strategic advantage secured for the ruling coalition by voting against devolution of power, more so when both the party and the government said they have set up different committees to look into the matter.

    You have been mulling and ruminating about the rise of religious bigotry and ethnic fundamentalism in the nation. Ethnic fundamentalism—or my tribe is better and greater than yours psychosis—is the bane of multi-ethnic nations in post-colonial Africa. It is the mirror image of nationalism which was the bane of the emerging international order at the dawn of nation-states.

    The difference is analytically instructive: whereas ethnic nationalism takes place within the framework of different ethnic formations boxed into the same nation-space by imperialist conceit, nationalist fundamentalism takes place in the context of a battle for supremacy among emergent nations. Internal civil wars and external wars of aggression are often the result.

    Patriotism—the unquestioning and unyielding love of the fatherland—just like nationalism, its by-product, exalts a nation and drives its denizens towards higher and loftier goals of self-actualization. In developing multi-ethnic nations, ethnicity, the self-protective bonding and binding together of tribal collectives, is often the result or product of stiff competition for scarce resources.

    But once ancestral memories of past hurt and recollection of assumed or real betrayals and bitter feuds weigh in, the love of ethnic compatriots and affective nationalism solidify into hatred and burning animosity against others. It is only a question of time before all this tips into murderous impulses and genocidal rage. This often happens within nations, across nations and among nations.

    Now talking of conflicts within post-colonial nations, it is not hate speech that is the problem, as this is a mere symptom or shorthand. It is the economic, spiritual and political war of all against all which induces hate speeches and the hysterical hype of marginalization and discrimination as state policy. If a disease cannot be combated then you must bear with the symptoms.

    Between 1870 when the Germans defeated the French and 1914 when the selfsame Germans arrived at the gates of Paris, there were at least forty wars of nationalist aggression the world over culminating in the mother of all human hostilities which saw the worst carnage in the history of warfare.  The First World War has been adjudged by military historians as the most savage contention in modern civilization.

    Before then, Japan made a mince-meat of China and of Russia on the eve of the great war, while the USA hammered Mexico, Spain and Cuba in quick succession and all in the name of manifest destiny and American Exceptionalism. As for the doughty and hardy Germans, they fought everything and almost everybody until the world found an answer to the German Question.

    So incensed was Georges Clemenceau, aka the tiger, the French Premier of the era, by what he considered the implacable and raw aggression of the Germans that he insisted on maximum penalties being piled upon them in the run up to the Treaty of Versailles. When he was asked by a concerned American diplomat whether he had actually been to Germany to obtain the objective condition, the tiger snapped: “Sir, never, but twice in my lifetime, Germans have been to Paris”.

    Had the tiger tarried a bit longer, he would have lived to see the Germans arrive again in Paris in 1940 after the dazzling blitzkrieg of the Panzer Division which simply bypassed the Maginot Line. This time around, they stayed for four years. In a brief moment of megalomaniac madness, Hitler had even thought of razing beautiful Paris to the ground. Instead, he sent his favourite architect, Albert Speer, to take a close look at the French wonder.

    Humanity never profit from or learn the lesson of history. Like Nigeria, America is also in deep distress arising from racial bigotry and cultural chauvinism. America is beginning to reap the rewards of ethnic fundamentalism and white supremacist nonsense. This past week, the White House, the symbol of the greatest human, military and economic consortium the world has witnessed since the fall of the Roman Empire, looked very much like a Third World Country with a nuclear weapon.

    The hallowed domain of Abraham Lincoln is in such a shambles that the world has never seen before, what with sackings and counter sackings. Donald Trump looks very much like a self-regarding figure of fun and a monstrous charlatan to the bargain. What has America done to deserve this inglorious charade? Can the civilized world trust its fate to this comic disaster of a Republican administration? It is obvious that if care is not taken, the Don, in a fit of pique and delusional self-importance, may yet take America and the rest of the world to the edge of the precipice.

    In an insightful comment dripping with native wisdom,  Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, Nigeria’s former military and civilian ruler, is said to have observed that God has inflicted Donald Trump on America just to humble America and make the citizens less gung-ho about its manifest destiny and the myth of American Exceptionalism. It is indeed a humbling and humiliating moment for God’s own country.

    But Trump is not the problem. Trump is the product a right-wing revolt against the multi-cultural liberalism and humanitarian tolerance that threw up Obama. Trumpism is a monumental uprising against the American establishment and a tribute to the rise of ethnic nationalism and racial bigotry, the dark re-enactment of right-wing populist fascism sweeping through America and large swathes of Europe. It drips with malice and xenophobia.

    This is what you get when you allow deep-seated economic, political and social insecurities to take root in a multi-racial society to the extent that the sullen majorities begin to view the equally afflicted minorities with loathing and genocidal rage. The wagons are being circled all over modern America again just as it happened during the earlier centuries of savage contention against the native Indians.

    But despite America’s current travails, there are many who believe that the country has the institutional durability and deep-seated resilience and strength to deal with the Trump threat. Had America been centrally and unitarily administered like Nigeria with all the levers of military, economic and political power concentrated in the hands of one hegemonic group or tribal concierge the looming implosion would have been of a world-historic proportion indeed. In the end, the survival of countries and human civilization depends on the type of institutions put in place to contain and constraint the excesses of humanity.

    This is why it must be stressed once again that proponents of restructuring and an institutional retooling of Nigeria away from the ravages of unitary federalism have a valid point. The dispersal of power centres and formations in Nigeria, the devolution of responsibility from the centre to the periphery will also serve to disperse the misdirected rage against a section of the country.

    Rather than resorting to unhelpful shibboleths about unity in diversity and the non-negotiability of its union, the federal authorities will do well to study the factors that undermine authentic nationhood. Marshal Tito and Josef Stalin will be chuckling in their grave. National unity can never be procured on a procrustean bed. In order to unify them in diversity all huge and unwieldy countries must undergo a radical dispersal of power; a diffusion of authority which acts like a powerful but invisible glue rather than the oppressive bundling together that we find in unitary federalism.

    While America and many other modern mammoth nations are finely sewn together with every strand and thread made to work for the organic whole, Nigeria and other huge African countries are clumsily lumped and hastily glued together with several components going in different directions as the bundle comes apart. This is the bane of the Democratic Republic of Congo, CAR, Cameroons, the former Sudan, the former Ethiopia and others.

    Unfortunately, African leaders in a mass-replay of what is known as the Stockholm Syndrome appear sold on this older model of colonial nation-formation patented by Britain and other western colonial powers during the high noon of imperialism and some of them are even sworn to defending its grosser absurdities.

    When you lump incompatible people together in a nation-formation, that is indeed a mere geographical expression of intent rather than a psychological and historical factuality. It is a pity that the Acting President has been misled into slandering his own illustrious grandfather-in-law on this matter. Reading the situation correctly after the founding of Italy, an Italian patriot famously exclaimed:” Now that we have created Italy, it is time to create Italians”.

    Nations are not just proclaimed by colonial fiat. They must be also created. Nations are not military garrisons to be arbitrarily sited and forcibly maintained. The concept of the nation as a garrisoned space is a carry-over from the feudal notion of empire in which overseas holdings require constant patrol and occasional show of force.

    Even then there is always a limit to how far force can go in suppressing human aspirations, otherwise all empires would have lasted forever.  Empire-nations, a contradictory hybrid and genetic anomaly by any means, such as Nigeria appear to be have their work cut for them. The surveillance required to police vast territories stretches the security forces very thin which makes the nation ultimately vulnerable.

    Consequently, the trend in modern nations is to disperse and deconstruct the sovereignty and authority of the state in such a way that the nation itself looks like a decentred totality. Central authority still reigns supreme, but it is only a primus inter pares among a micro-pluralism of authorities all intricately imbricated in a seamless web of power and legitimacy. This is the situation in America, Canada, Australia and India.

    Even then as we have seen with the recent example of America all the institutional bulwark will not prevent the emergence of a Donald Trump once the nation begins to boil and roil with political and economic insecurities. With the Trump ascendancy, America even witnessed faint secessionist tremors from the ancient Spanish outposts of California and Texas. Yet the smart bet is on America’s countervailing institutions to contain the emergency represented by Trump.

    The Nigerian nation requires urgent institutional revalidation to combat emergences such as renewed separatist agitations in the South East, Boko Haram, the endemic restiveness in the Niger Delta, sea piracy, the ritualization of poverty, the massive waves of kidnapping and other horrific criminalities. This makes it imperative that we take a closer look at the structure of power and the organogram of governance in the country. Whatever the name it is called that process must commence without any further ado.

  • Baba Lekki delivers the 1st Alimi Yopayopa Lecture

    TO the outskirts of Orile Oworo where Lambert Alekuso, aka Baba Lekki, in a sudden burst of Oluyole nationalism, was threatening to deliver the first Alimi Yopayopa Memorial Lecture. Alimi Yopayopa was a famous magician of his time in Ibadan justly celebrated for his outlandish magical stunts. Among these was his uncanny ability to detach and decouple his arm from the rest of the body and to stitch it back in the twinkling of an eye as if nothing had happened.

    In a landmark legal whodunit, the famed illusionist, on a tour of duty in Ilesha, was once arraigned before a Customary Court on the allegation of affray. In self-defence, Alimi had told the judge that his troublesome left hand must have been the culprit. Unfazed by such gobbledygook, the aging disciplinarian jurist promptly proceeded to sentence Alimi’s left hand to four months in prison with hard labour whereupon the rogue magician handed out his left hand for deserving punishment. The judge and the court fled in different directions and the proceeding ended in pandemonium.

    It was a cool and wet morning in early August. It has been raining all morning in Lagos. The soggy atmosphere was hostile and inhospitable. Yet it was daybreak. But like Gregor Samsa, the famous hero of Franz Kafka’s novella, who woke up only to find that he had been turned into a giant insect, snooper found himself unable to get out of bed.

    It might have been due to sheer tropical lassitude or enervation of the spirit caused by the Nigerian condition. And yet the wall clock, the instrument and symbol of merciless western rationality and efficiency, ticked on with relentless precision. Whether you like it or not, you will have to get out of bed even if it drizzles and drones till the end of time. Lagos is no respecter of idle bed bugs. The Ambode fellow was already on his way to Langbassa.

    At Oworo-Ile it turned out that the aging crook had no intention of delivering any lecture and was merely interested in his customary subversive ranting against the state. He was already on a makeshift stage huffing and puffing with inflammatory rhetoric with a runaway Okon strangely remonstrating with the old crook. Snooper slipped through the back of the hall which was already packed full with roughnecks, ruffians and casual ragamuffins on the fringes of the society. A bleary-eyed sadist from the front row put up his hand.

    “Baba, as dem police comes steal Jonathan dem funishore wetin be dat now?” he demanded.

    “ Ha as Fela go say authority stealing don become stealing from authority”, Baba Lekki snorted.

    “So equation don equalize be dat, abi no be so? “ the Island sadist demanded. At this point, a clearly unhinged Okon jumped up on the makeshift stage.

    “Una people, make una de tally everything everybody dey say oo becos Efik boy no go go jail for wetin Yoruba people dey say oo. Na devolution baba say him wan talk about no be dis yabis oo”, Okon screamed.

    Omo ale. Who put kukuruku boy mouth for dis?” Baba Lekki demanded.

    “Baba, you don make seven speech already and dat one na eight speech. Dem say make we no dey do eight speech”, the mad boy whimpered. At this point some hoodlums jumped on the makeshift stage to take out Okon. The stage collapsed with a thunderous bang. The crowd panicked and everybody took to their heels.

  • The Boxer and the People’s Uprising (On the passing of a legal colossus)

    The Boxer and the People’s Uprising (On the passing of a legal colossus)

    Have good fists and a sharp tongue, and you will travel well and very far in a troubled land. Olusoga Gabriel Onagoruwa who joined his ancestors last week had both. It is just as well that the late legal titan was a formidable and feared boxer in his youth. Compact and physically robust, relentlessly pressing forward, he was built like an all-purpose Soviet-era tank. It was said that nothing gave him greater satisfaction than when taking down much bigger adversaries.

    Legend had it that when the young boy arrived at his Odogbolu homestead after spending his entire youth in Port Harcourt with his travelling parents, he could hardly speak a word of Yoruba. The local toughies were not disposed to yielding ground or pride of place on the football field to a strange “Ibo” boy who had arrived from nowhere to disturb the peace of the community. Some memorable fist-cuffs established the pecking order in his favour.

    Throughout his life, Olu Onagoruwa fought hard for whatever he believed in. He was not a fighter for personal prizes or public adulation but a pugilist for social parity. He was a man for the people but was not a man of the people. He could hardly be found rousing the rabble or working up the masses into a stone-throwing frenzy. This was perhaps why he never contemplated taking to the political soapbox throughout his rich and distinguished career. He belonged to a different theatre of public engagement.

    But even on his chosen turf, he was forced by circumstances to fight and slug it out till the very end. It was a hard and bitter slug which must have left its bitter marks on a proud, defiant and unyielding man. Even after his solid prize-fighter physique had been hobbled by a massive stroke, his battling spirit refused to give up. He was not the kind of person to yield to physical disabilities.

    This fighting spirit and the instincts of a great boxer stood him well as he went after military despotism and its façade of benign patriotism with a ferocity and vengeful zest almost bordering on the suicidal. In land mark case after land mark case, he tore the veil off the hollow pretences of military rule in Nigeria laying bare its emptiness and whimsical cruelties.

    It was a brave and daring thing to do, particularly in an epoch when military rule was yet to exhaust its political and historical possibilities. A legal Spartacus has come to the land. Together with his friend, Gani Fawehinmi, they fought the military to a standstill in a series of legal duels which signposted the slow and steady advancement of fundamental freedom and the rights of citizens in a post-colonial nation. Nigerians must forever remain grateful to this duo.

    For a long time and like Siamese twins, they appeared inseparable. Yet no two individuals could have been more dissimilar in temperament and disposition. While Olu Onagoruwa was cool, methodical and forensically implacable, Gani was given to temperamental denunciations of injustice and fiery legal calisthenics. While Onagoruwa had an instinct for the jugular, Gani overwhelmed his prey through sheer terroristic hectoring.

    It remains one of the greatest ironies of modern Nigerian history that a friendship forged in heroic commonality against military despotism would also eventually founder on the rock of a fundamental tactical disagreement about how to proceed in the dark and final phase of military rule. What could not have been obvious to either man was that Abacha represented the last desperate throw of dice by the military oligarchy.

    It was here that the temperamental and strategic polarities between the two great friends began to have telling effects on their politics and fabled friendship. While Gani, fiery and temperamental but with his instincts in the right place would have no truck with military despots, Onagoruwa, cool, nuanced, methodical and analytically proactive favoured a strategic engagement which would get the nation out of the dangerous cul de sac into which it had been pushed by the soldiers.

    The objective truth lies between the two positions. Only those who want to play God would claim to know the real truth before the great owl begins its flight——which is always after the event. But since what is happening at present under a democratic dispensation is nothing but an engrossing replay of the same historical scenario under different circumstances and different historical personages, it may be wise to reflect deeply and profit from this epic clash of legal avatars.

    In retrospect, it is only by an extreme suspension of disbelief and an unhealthy combination of political pragmatism with sub-ethnic solidarity that could have brought a man with a mind as acute as Onagoruwa to come to the conclusion that an army that has come to the final phase of self-demystification could be nudged in right direction, or to do the right thing for the nation it has brutalized and violently violated.

    Judging by his antecedents as an anti-democratic enforcer and by his body language as a combative no-nonsense core soldier, it was obvious that General Abacha was not interested in de-annulling any election for that matter. Like virtually all the inner conspirators against civilian rule in the military, he could not even contemplate the prospects of an Abiola as his Commander- in- Chief. Rather, he was willing to press on until something gave.

    Olu Onagoruwa was obviously assisted in reaching a guarded collaboration with the military by two objective factors. First, the fact that General Donaldson Oladipo Diya, his Odogbolu kinsman and confidante, was a prime mover in the plot. Second, his abiding distrust and barely disguised contempt for Abiola in particular and the political class in general.

    Yet it was obvious to those who can read the balance of power that the ground had begun to shift under the legal titan and his military kinsman no sooner than they settled in office and Abacha began to consolidate his stranglehold on the military and security apparatuses. The dramatic dismissal of Mohammed Chris Alli , a.k.a June12 general, a man with lofty pan-Nigerian ideals but without a viable military constituency, and the appointment of Auwalu Yadudu as Special Adviser ought to have brought intimations of mortality to the general and the boxer from Odogbolu.

    By the time Onagoruwa resigned after disowning and denouncing decrees purportedly emanating from his office without his knowledge and input, it was a proverbial case of too little too late. Thereafter even with Onagoruwa out of office and with Diya in office but not in power, it was obvious that both men were existing at the pleasure of a sadistic state in its last throes.

    Eventually they took down Onagoruwa’s promising lawyer son right in front of his house and after a botched attempt to sabotage his plane, Diya himself was hauled in on the allegation of coup plotting and promptly sentenced to death. He was to be executed the same day General Abacha gave up the ghost. It was a miraculous reprieve from the jaws of death. But the damage had already been done.

    By the time he died last week, Onagoruwa had almost become a forgotten figure of history. It was as if he belonged to another age and another society entirely. Hobbled by a massive stroke, embittered by his historical lot and disappointed that the state could not oblige him in his quest to bring the killers of his beloved son to justice it was obvious that he was a tired, sad and disappointed man.

    To compound his woes, the Yoruba nation, after the Abacha scourge, gave its thumb up to the old political class that the great lawyer defied and held in contempt. But he was having none of that. Proud and defiant to the bitter end, Onagoruwa never sought a re-approachment with them nor did they cultivate him as a valuable asset gone rogue either.

    This sad tale of an absconding falcon and the disappointed falconers raises several issues of conflict management and resolution between an embattled nationality in a roiling multi-ethnic nation and some of its most gifted children as well as the larger issue of mitigating the losses of an ethnic group in a protracted state of traumatic transition.

    It is clear that Onagoruwa has suffered from multiple jeopardies. A person’s contribution to the well-being of his society cannot be determined by a single error of judgement but by the accumulated heft of his heroic exertions on behalf of and at the behest of his nation or nationality. In the course of a long and distinguished career, Olu Onagoruwa had endured private, public and professional tribulations.

    For a long time, and like Gani and many others, he was marked down by his conservative colleagues for his radical posturing and embarrassing pronouncements. Subsequently, he was denied the opportunity of wearing the silk which ought to have been his right as a result of his seminal brilliance. By the time it came, they made sure they had completely worn him down and the title had become irrelevant to his personal standing and gravitas.

    Operating outside the political system and to the far left of the political institutions in their society, openly contemptuous of the shameless racket their own legal profession had become, the likes of Olu Onagoruwa, Gani Fawehinmi, Aka-Bashorun, Tunji Braithwaite etc were legal and political orphans. In post-colonial societies just as it is the case in western societies, the orphans in politics and the professions are made to pay prohibitive penalties.

    A case of restitution and complete rehabilitation can now be made on behalf of Olusoga Gabriel Onagoruwa. The Yoruba will do well to minimize the loss of some of its most talented children accruing to the nationality in the orrery of horrors and errors that the Nigerian post-colonial state has become and the inevitable periodic ethnic uprising against the torture chamber.

    Having fought military rule all his life, it is a pity that the Odogbolu avatar succumbed to military wiles and state deception in the very final phase of military rule. Others were luckier. In the case of MKO Abiola, luck and intuition propelled him in the right direction and the right place at the last minute. In the case of Awo, having served the military at a critical phase, he knew exactly when to take off, thanks to superior awareness and personal discipline.

    Like many others who spent their earlier life labouring for the freedom of their people only to falter in the last minute, Onagoruwa could not read the rustling tea leaves correctly when it mattered most. But his monumental achievements cannot be reduced to one grave error of judgement. As the boxer takes his leave and as the uprising continues, we bid this great son of Nigeria and Africa a rousing exit from the post-colonial ring.