Category: Tuesday

  • Atiku: Silence would have been golden!

    Atiku: Silence would have been golden!

    “There cannot be a justification for such gruesome murder. Deborah Yakubu was murdered and all those behind her death must be brought to justice. My condolences to her family and friends”.

    That was supposed to be the tweet from Atiku Abubakar, the Turakin Adamawa, the former vice president who – until recently seemed on steady cruise to his self-absorbed quest to the presidency of the republic.

    A tweet that would, in normal times be deemed as right, humane and something expected of a gentleman/statesman; not only has it spawned torrents of controversies and issues far more than the man could have imagined or anticipated, it has turned into a revelation in leadership abdication by an individual known to be desperately seeking the nation’s top job.

    The subject, of course was Deborah Yakubu, the young lady that was lynched before her remains were later incinerated by a bunch of religious extremists over an alleged blasphemy at the Shehu Shagari College of Education, Sokoto. So utterly misguided (or is it deranged?) the mob was in their rage that they even took the extra step of not simply owning the crime but posting it on the world wide web for the rest of the world to see.

    Like most Nigerians who saw the video, Atiku or as he later claimed his media handlers, must have been just as outraged – hence the controversial tweet.  At least, that was the situation until the closet supporters of the mob took notice and summarily let it be known that Atiku had crossed the red line. Their ensuing tweet on the same thread was a fatwa – in which the cost of the indiscretion would be proclaimed as equal, if not greater, in sum to the million votes to be lost in the still largely hypothetical 2023 presidential run! For Atiku, the threat of the mob would seem the very beginning of wisdom!

    For an individual with a claim to being a man of the world, it would, sadly be, one moment to realise that the dizzying sweepstakes of presidential politics is no time to mix with the ethos of humanism –hence his order that the offensive tweet be pulled down – and fast too.

    Only that he forgot that the internet never forgets. Indeed, cleaning up the messy affair has proven to be arduous; far more damaging than the man himself could have been imagined. In fact, if repudiation of that initial high moral ground which the deletion of the tweet symbolised was deemed as egregious, the shibboleth of process offered as rationalisation came off as most pathetic and utterly spineless.

    “This evening I received information that a post was made that doesn’t agree with my orders. I use this to announce that any post without AA is not from me. May God protect – AA”, was all he could muster!

    He couldn’t even get himself to restate the initial demand that “all those behind her death must be brought to justice”!

    Yet, for that sin of indiscretion, the mob and their sympathisers still won’t trust him and so quickly cast him off as pariah. And now the other side of the national divide won’t touch him with a 10-feet pole for failing the test of character when it matters! For a man adept at playing political poker, it was for once an unenviable position to be in! Talk of the cost of prevarication in time of grave national crisis.

    By the way, compare this with the unequivocal statement of His Eminence, the Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu Sa’ad Abubakar: “The Sultanate Council condemns the incident in its totality and has urged the security agencies to bring the perpetrators of the unjustifiable incident to justice”.

    That was a firm, simple and unequivocal statement that left out neither doubts about what the ‘incident’ was, nor sought any rationalisations to mitigate the gravity of a most heinous crime.

    And the object: justice, which, to echo the words of Nobel Laurate Wole Soyinka, remains the first condition of humanity! That was leadership at its best.

    As Atiku’s case has since proven, the art of condemning evil when it manifests, and the resolve to stand by one’s convictions when things become rough, would appear a virtue extremely in short supply among Nigeria’s political elite in particular.

    As for Deborah, one understands that there are a large number of Nigerians out there who still insist that the sin of blasphemy was unforgiveable and that she brought the damnation upon her own head! The irony here is that this will also include those who took it upon themselves to execute instant justice including their army of supporters who, in their phantom theocracy, have long sworn not to recognise the law that binds everyone let alone subject themselves to its due dictates. Now because the nation’s law is set upon them, they and their promoters now seek to bring the roof down on everyone!

    Among the lot is a certain Professor Ibrahim Maqari, said to be the Deputy Imam of Abuja National Mosque. According to the cleric, the Muslims should not be faulted for fighting for themselves if their grievances were not properly addressed.

    Here is his tweet as reported last week: “It should be known to everyone that we the Muslims have some redlines beyond which MUST NOT be crossed. The dignity of the Prophet (PBUH) is at the forefront of the redlines…If our grievances are not properly addressed, then we should not be criticized for addressing them ourselves.”

    Group grievances? Are there limits to such more so in a country where each group seems to have a word or two to say about oppression and feelings of marginalisation if not persecution?  And the open invitation to self-help in a country with a surfeit of laws? Where would that lead to in our culturally diverse and multi-religious country?

    Mercifully, not a few disagree that the route which the cleric seeks to promote – which affirms the primacy of street jurisprudence and mob justice over the dictates of the law and process – is the surest path to anarchy. Even the controversial Sheik Gumi has since scoffed at the very idea that some individuals can simply wake up and decree fatwa on fellow citizens without the niceties of process.

    Even at that, the highest court in the land, the Supreme Court has long before now provided a general guide on crime and punishment all of which brooks no arbitrariness.

    I refer here to the lead judgment of Justice Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad (now Chief Justice of Nigeria) in the Abubakar Dan Shalla versus State 2007.  The Islamic law, said the learned jurist, never left the killing open in the hands of private individuals. Where offences are alleged, he said further, this has to be established through evidence in the court of law in which the rules of fair hearing are scrupulously observed.

    For now, the world can’t wait to see the killers of Deborah brought to the standard of justice denied her. That will be one sure way to establish that mob justice, whether in the streets of Lagos or Sokoto has no place in our justice delivery system – and certainly not in this day and age!

  • Fanatics or lunatics?

    Fanatics or lunatics?

    Between fanatics and lunatics there is but a thin line.  When that line is crossed, every civilized realm must draw the line — and crack down fast.

    Deborah Samuel was murdered at the Shehu Shagari College of Education, Sokoto.  She complained about her course mates posting religious stuff on their WhatsApp class platform.

    The mob claimed blasphemy.  But from the transcript of the WhatsApp voice note that sparked the fracas, boisterous arrogance glared at you. The mob fatwa was, therefore, a cynical cover for brazen, premeditated, callous murder.

    The voice note, as translated from the original Hausa: “Holy ghost fire, nothing would happen to me.  Is it by force you guys keep sending these religious messages in our group? Our group wasn’t created for that, but rather as a notice for when there’s a test, assignment, examinations, etc.  Not these nonsense religious post.”

    That complaint could have leapt off any WhatsApp platform, for Nigerians seem truly incapable of keeping to platform rules.  Here, such crowing arrogance cost a life!  Sad.

    Still, aside from “Holy ghost fire”, and the protest over religious postings, the voice mail was secular.  Except the alleged insult of Prophet Muhammad had come before the voice recording, there appears no proof of blasphemy — whatever that means.

    The Sokoto Sultanate — the spiritual fount to which the Sokoto mob pledge fealty — has promptly discharged its responsibility. A statement, by the Sultanate, not only condemned the gory killing, it called on security agents to move in and do their work.  In that statement, there was no equivocation.

    The Sokoto government too denounced the killing as barbarous, called for calm and asked for an exhaustive probe into the causes of the tragic incident, in the midst of trouble-shooting among Sokoto Christian and Muslim leaders.

    The Federal Government was even more emphatic: “No person has the right to take the law into his or her own hands in this country,” the statement declared. ”Violence has not and never will solve any problem.”

    It, however, preached mutual sensitivity to the creed of all faiths; and the exercise of freedom of speech with responsibility. Not unreasonable advice.

    Still, by not giving an express order to crack down on the murdering criminals, the two statements erred on caution, than go full throttle on crime and punishment.

    To be sure, tact is imperative, so that the volatile situation doesn’t spiral out of control.  Still, nothing should give the impression that faith and fanatical crimes are condoned or even rationalized.  Absolutely nothing!

    Again, let’s be absolutely clear: Deborah’s was cold-blooded murder.  Some beasts have lynched a fellow citizen who had a right to life.  The criminals must pay.

    The least acceptable act, therefore, is to round them all up — everyone, no matter how remotely involved — while investigations continue; progressively aiding more arrests.

    Even more tragic: these criminals, including the beast that preened on camera that he had killed and burnt Deborah, are future teachers!  Teachers or fanatical vampires?

    So far, only two suspects are reportedly nabbed.  But even that has sparked mob protests, in the Sokoto metropolis, to set free the arrested suspects — to push their democratic right to free murder?

    It’s good, though, that the state government dispersed them all and imposed a curfew.

    Still, such gangling right by fanatics to kill is a function of a skewed sociology, that tends to make exceptions or mouth rationalizations for faith-driven crimes.

    That skew so riles northern Christians that they themselves appear sworn to matching fanaticism with fanaticism — the devil consumes them all!  With Deborah’s cold-blooded murder, who really can blame them?  But that is umpteenth reason the authorities should sit up and get justice for Deborah.

    Already, troubling socio-religious politics is playing out, over an out-and-out murder — a ringing shame, if ever there was one.

    Media handlers of Abubakar Atiku, former Vice President, second-guessed their principal by rushing through a tweet in his name to condemn the murder. Atiku, assailed by threats from fanatical counter-tweets, pulled down the tweet, claiming only AA could authenticate any tweet as his.

    Vintage, Teflon Atiku! The man loves to grandstand!  But hardly anything sticks to him! Seemed the perfect election-season game, though: the dead are dead. Only the living can vote!  Cynical arithmetic!

    From the sidelines, some faith hustlers, terrible humans with pit-black hearts of darkness, have been spewing rubbish — rubbish that would shock their own children if they were not already brainwashed — justifying the wanton taking of a life they can’t make.

    One, the chief imam of an Abuja mosque, reportedly glowered about a “red line” over which non-Muslims must not cross.  Another, factotum to some Sokoto commissioner, reportedly boasted that were the Deborah debacle to happen again, there were 99.9 per cent chances that the holy mob would still kill — and probably get away with it!

    These are the lunatic voices the Nigerian state should first tame, no matter how highly placed.  You must weed out these illiberal voices to defang the rabble in the street, killing in the name of Allah.

    By the way, what might this “red line” mean?  From the Muslim side, insulting Prophet Muhammad could be fatal blasphemy.  The same lobby claim insulting Jesus Christ is no less heretical.  Mutual respect for faith sensibilities here is trite.

    Still, are we then back in the age of Saracens and crusaders?  If you insult Muslim sensibilities, Saracens slay you.  If you ridicule Christ, crusaders gut you!

    Is that the holy dog-eat-dog, long buried with the Medieval times, we want to resurrect here?

    Besides, God is Almighty: with Christians, with Muslims.  Even with Yoruba traditional faith, the Olodumare is all-powerful, omniscient, omni-potent and omni-present.  So, is that the same God the deluded Sokoto mob claim to kill for?

    Such bumbling ignorance would have been so ludicrous, if it were not so tragic.  Yet, a so-called chief imam would align himself with open murder; and still brag he isn’t giving his faith a bad name.

    Still, a redemptive voice has come from Sheikh Abubakar Gumi, the famed Islamic scholar.

    “It is unfortunate that we even see some clerics who are telling people that whoever insults your religion, just kill them.  They are quoting verses they don’t understand,” The Nation quoted him as declaring.

    Such illuminating thinking (not lynching) exults Nigerian Muslims — and it’s pleasing too that NASFAT, the Islamic praying band, has also condemned the Sokoto outrage.

    Let the Sokoto murderers get their due, after a fair and open trial. That’s the only way Nigeria that failed poor Deborah in life won’t fail her in death.

    The state must cure these fanatics of their lunacy.

     

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    This page would be away for one or two weeks, due to a medical emergency.  But it would only be a brief pause in transmission.  Thanks for keeping faith.

  • Season of political delinquency

    Season of political delinquency

    With one score plus presidential hopefuls and countless other pretenders crowding the field weeks to the primaries, those who brought up the idea of a hefty prize for the first hurdle must be ruing the decision not to make the cost even stiffer. I understand that some Nigerians still can’t wrap their heads around the princely N100 million fee for a job whose entire compensation package over a four-year comes to a mere fraction of the tidy sum. But then, that – given the experience of the past week – has in itself, has turned a gross misreading of the psychology of the cult from Nigeria’s College of Comedy. For whereas APC Abdullahi Adamu’s N100 million hurdle – and to a lesser still, Iyorchia Ayu’s N40 million presidential tag – may have been meant to separate the boys from the men, a bridge to cross if only to spare the citizen the headache of separating the line-up of delinquents from the row of serious contenders, we have again been handed additional evidence of the peccadilloes of elements so utterly out of touch with the Nigerian reality; a band so tragically lacking in character and so irredeemably impervious to good judgment that it would be a travesty to describe them as leaders!

    Yes, the Nigerian delinquency with its infinite capacity to mutate never ceases to amaze. The other day, newspapers reported the nation’s number one law officer, Abubakar Malami, as distributing 30 exotic cars to his political associates and supporters in Kebbi State. Among the pricey toys are 14 Mercedes-Benz (GLK) said to be for ‘dedicated social media influencers promoting his gubernatorial ambition’, eight Prado SUVs, four Toyota Hilux, and four Lexus LX 570 for other sundry operatives.

    Now, did he do any wrong? Of course the answer would depend of which end of the moral totem pole the assessor chooses to stand. Yes, Umar Gwandu, his media hand has since clarified that the vehicles in question were donated by friends and associates to members of his foundation and not to APC delegates or stakeholders in the state. I believe him. We all should. In any case, as the Chief Law Officer of the federation, he should know enough of the law not to run afoul of the provisions of Paragraph 6 (1) of the Code of Conduct for public officers. That section provides that: ‘A public officer shall not ask for or accept property or benefits of any kind for himself or any other person on account of anything done or omitted to be done by him in the discharge of his duties”. Never mind that the public officer in question has only days before declared his intention to run for an elective office in his home state of Kebbi.

    Why bother with optics when politics is in full bloom?

    Today, the critics ought to know better than query the powerful individual whose word is now law; a legal functionary who, vide an ingenious judicial manoeuvre in a Federal High Court in Umuahia, Abia State, outsmarted the parliament and rendered the entire Section 84 (12) of the Electoral Act a nullity! To those who do not know, the provision says: ‘No political appointee at any level shall be a voting delegate or be voted for at the convention or congress of any political party for the purpose of the nomination of candidates for any election’.

    Take a bow – Messrs Chris Ngige, Rotimi Amaechi, Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba; some laws are best kept in abeyance particularly when some powerful political operatives of the Buhari administration are involved!

    However, it is Godwin Emefiele, the nation’s number one banker under whom the apex bank has transmuted into the lender of the first and last resort that we must turn for a classic in political delinquency. Never mind his penchant to play the coy mistress; that the man covets the top job is no longer news. The only problem is that the corpse that the Meffy gang has sought to inter deep beneath the earth has its legs jutting out as if to dare the sun!

    Talk of the scores of Meffy branded campaign vehicles which speak to months and perhaps years of careful preparation; the choice media ads that leaves no one in doubt about the deep pockets behind the quest, the spectacular endorsement by some loonies wearing military camouflage while brandishing AK-47s. Minus the latter’s display of illegal weapons and heedless outlawry, all of the above would have been just fine! To these fuzzy backgrounds has now been added last week’s disclosure that a group of amorphous farmers under the banner of a coalition of commodity associations has finally taken the unprecedented step of pooling N100 million to enable Emefiele run for the dream office.

    Yes, not a few worry that the man may have crossed the line.  In this, no one has suggested that the chief superintendent of the free-spending CBN is not ‘qualified’ to run for the highest job. What appears at issue is his fidelity to the CBN Act which governs the appointment of the number one banker, his professional judgment in the circumstance that the office requires a hands-on tenure; the dictates of public morality and the imperative that goes with safeguarding its institutional integrity.

    Needless to state that two top lawyers – Rotimi Akeredolu SAN, the Ondo State governor, and Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, a law professor – see the man as coming miserably short on all the counts. They say he wants to eat his cake and still have it. And that rather than the three-month notice which the law demanded in the circumstance, the man would rather latch on some threadbare legality as if to inoculate himself from the harsh judgment of history.

    Imagine, to his full time job at the CBN corporate headquarters would now be added the potentially enervating shuttles to the courts all in the desperate bid to secure a legal shield to remain in office. A distraction? Think of the hustings that go with the quest for the presidential trophy – something that the CBN Act neither envisaged nor permitted; and all of these in the midst of an unprecedented social and economic crisis. That is how costly political delinquency can sometimes be under an ineffectual, vacillating presidency!

    I end today’s piece with a little note on Tambuwal Doctrine. Yes, there’s no guessing the name behind it – it is Aminu Tambuwal, the Sokoto State governor. Although not fleshed out in any formal sense, the doctrine was supposed to be a caveat, a sort of warning, meant for the proponents of zoning in his party – the PDP even if I dare say that the APC has since caught the bug.

    It goes like this: Zoning might be sweet music to the ears and perhaps choice strategy for those who seek justice and fair-play in the Nigerian federation; winning is far sweeter still!

    In a clear message to those angling for the former, he says they only need to consider the demographic composition of the country and the trend in past election results to appreciate the difference!

    You summed it right; political opportunism has no other name!

  • Before South East self-destroys

    Before South East self-destroys

    This headline could equally have read: “Before South West self-destroys” but for the turn of fate that took the wind off the sail of “Yoruba Nation” agitators.

    Nevertheless, the mis-principle behind both is the same: the tragic delusion that you can milk visceral hate of others to drive fraternal love among your own.

    In those heyday of love to hate, the “Fulani herdsmen” committed every crime in the land, with hot vengeance to destroy the “South”; and the dominant southern media, with bated breath, boomed that hateful gospel!

    Yet, those same “ethnic cleansers”, allegedly with the sworn mission to wipe out the “South”, are now busy savagely sacking their own, in Sokoto, Kaduna, Zamfara and Niger, as bandits, terrorists and sundry doomsday wreckers!

    Talk of misdiagnosing a national security crisis for an ethnic affront!

    But back to the South East, where the gruesome killing in Imo State, of a military couple en route to their traditional wedding, just headlined that region’s mad bolt into unfettered barbarity.

    It all started with Prof. Chinua Achebe’s There Was A Country, the celebrated writer’s swan song, which nevertheless gave a garbled account of the Nigerian Civil War (1967-1970).

    Then, the Igbo political elite lost federal power in 2015 and Nnamdi Kanu, a PDP diaspora hustler, in the Jonathan era of PDP rule, became acclaimed hater-in-chief, hauling explosive slurs at other ethnics.

    Those who should have cautioned Kanu kept mute; sure Kanu’s scalding hate could only hurt the non-Igbo.  Costly delusion — for the tragic reverse is playing out!

    Now, Kanu is in the can, defending himself against terrorism charges.  But the South East dirge may well go back to Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart, his debut classic:

    “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold/Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world …”

    True, those were original poetics from the Irish William Butler Yeats, in his famous poem, “The Second Coming”: itself echoing Irish troubles and explosive Europe, immediately after World War 1.

    But those words were irretrievably etched in local Nigerian minds by the Achebe classic, Things Fall Apart!

    So, Achebe’s swan song, There Was A Country, provided philosophical vim for Igbo romantic anomie, from Civil War hurts.  But his glorious debut also captures the creeping anarchy — Things Fall Apart!

    Talk of an Alpha and Omega of a sort!  Yet, the old man rests deep in his sleep!  Only the living — and the youth — carry the can!

    Turn the camera to pan the South West, and the difference  may not be so glaring, particularly with the exploits of Prof. Banji Akintoye and his “Yoruba Nation” lobby.

    Prof. Akintoye, revered historiographer, wrote a glorious account of Yoruba history, A History of the Yoruba People — an authoritative account that makes your head swell as an ethnic Yoruba.

    But the scholar’s latest campaign should worry not a few. Yoruba nationalism is not the problem, per se.  In a jumbled Nigerian federation, where each ethnic fiercely competes to corner the national cake, a touch of ethnic pride could come handy.

    The snag with the “Yoruba Nation” push, however, is that it is powered by extreme Fulani hate.  Hate is always no good, for it cripples your thinking process.

    Besides, even from Prof. Akintoye’s A History of the Yoruba People and from Chief Obafemi Awolowo’s excellent developmental work in the old Western Region, the Yoruba would appear too accomplished to need the visceral hate of others to fly.  Yet, what drives the Oodua Republic push is ethnic phobia, powered by Fulani hate and condescension.

    If you doubt, see how “Yoruba Nation” went ga-ga, after UN Secretary-General, Antonio Guterress confirmed that Boko Haram was much curtailed in the North East.

    To be sure, the Guterress verdict, based on verifiable facts from his May 3-4 tour of Nigeria, could be unintended de-marketing of the “Yoruba Nation” cause, since the lobbyists never tire of claiming the UN right to self-determination supports their cause.

    Even then, the lobby’s disdain for the president and his Fulani folks was all too predictable: Buhari, a “Yoruba Nation” release by Maxwell Adeleye, its communications manager claimed, was running a “government of the Fulani, by the Fulani and for the Fulani.”  Imagine the cross-ethnic bile — hot, fresh and smoking — oozing from that base statement!

    Yet, a Yoruba man, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, is not only No. 2 in that government, he is among the 25, across many ethnics — and still counting! — clamouring to take over “a government of the Fulani, by the Fulani and for the Fulani”, in the ruling APC alone!

    Of course, the “Yoruba Nation” lobby have their democratic right to love or hate.  But to suck in the entire Yoruba to their whims is as presumptuous as it is tragic, especially since they have no democratic instrument — a plebiscite, for instance — to that effect.

    Besides, you only can see the start of a hate campaign.  You can’t fathom the sure self-destruction mass hate would bring.  If you doubt, see the South East killings.

    This is tough but nevertheless must be said: Prof. Achebe’s There Was A Country provided the philosophical base for today’s creeping anarchy in the South East.  The good professor had done his bit; and rests in bliss.  But the Igbo youth carry the can.

    May Prof. Akintoye enjoy many years yet, in good health and in sound mind. But as former President Olusegun Obasanjo would say, the famed historian sits at the departure lounge.

    All those Yoruba youths and others being sucked into his lobby’s Fulani hate campaign had better learn from what is now playing out in the South East.  Long after the good professor is gone, these youths and others would hold the short end of the stick.

    You can’t but feel for Chukwuma Soludo, the new Anambra governor.  Many had swooned and sworn his coming would be some Ndigbo renaissance.

    Yet, all he has to contend with is the rubbish of the so-called “unknown gunmen” bumping off innocent people; or some thugs, imposing sit-at-home on Mondays, when even IPOB claims it is through with such mercantile no-brainer.

    That reminds the historic-minded of the Niger Delta New Avengers, sworn to crippling the new Buhari government, simply because PDP lost power; and New Avengers’ cadres lost Jonathan-era sweetheart deals!

    The South East experience appears extra-horrific because even IPOB now cries — earnest or dissembling? — whodunnit?  Imagine New Avengers back then screaming  ”who did it?”, at the bombing of yet another oil facility!

    Things fall apart!  Mere anarchy is loosed upon the East!

    Sure, Nigeria has challenges.  But the cure is clinical introspection and deep thinking, not the emotive self-destruction, playing out in the South East.

    That is the war cry the South East elite must bawl, as they start a race against time to save their cherished homeland from self-destruction, by home-bred dregs.

  • Gale of endorsements

    Gale of endorsements

    The All Progressive Congress (APC) has President Muhammadu Buhari to thank for her swelling bank account, courtesy of the N100 million presidential expression of interest and participation form, which about 22 aspirants have either purchased or are set to purchase, before the end of today, which is the closing date for submission of forms. Also, the APC is doing well in the governorship and legislative market, but the nation’s interest is glued on the presidential contestants.

    While President Buhari may not allow the APC access to the vault of the Central Bank of Nigeria, like President Goodluck Jonathan did for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), in the run up to 2015 general election, it is clear that the president does not intend to leave his party financial orphans, as the 2023 elections approach. So, instead of authorising the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Timipriye Sylva, to emulate the erstwhile Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Allison-Madueke, who doled out billions of naira and foreign currencies from the NNPC account to prosecute the general election, he has invented a new tactics.

    If the tales by those who have visited the president to gain his endorsement to participate in the presidential primary is half true, then the party should thank the president for his ingenious fundraising tactics. There is no aspirant who visited the president who didn’t come out to tell fellow Nigerians that the president gave him the encouragement to go ahead to participate in the presidential primary. And the outcomes of their participation have seen the party smiling to the bank.

    In fact, the governor of Cross River State, Prof Ben Ayade in his usual dramatic manner, told the nation that he was encouraged by the president to join the presidential race. According to him, the president said to him: “you are governor from the south-south, go out there too and consult. I am happy that you didn’t come here to tell me you want to run; you came here to say you want to support me. Let me watch you as you go out there.”

    And with such words of endorsement to contest, the APC’s bank account will be richer by another N100 million. If the governor quoted the president correctly, then we can hazard what the president told other potential contestants. In the southwest alone, among the frontline contestants, only Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu can be said to be running as his own man. Considering his status in the party and his personal effort to install the president in 2015 and get him re-elected in 2019, many took it for granted that the president would reciprocate in 2023.

    But alas, many who can be correctly termed Buhari’s boys have all joined the presidential race from the southwest. Whether it is the vice president, Professor Yemi Osibanjo, the governor of Ekiti, Dr Kayode Fayemi, or Senator Ibikunle Amosun, the story out there is that they have been endorsed by the president as his preferred candidate. While the president is entitled to have his preferred candidate in the presidential election, it is not beguiling to have many candidates encouraged for a single position.

    In the southeast, there are also interesting tales woven around the governor of Ebonyi State, Engr. David Umahi, the Minister of Technology, Dr Ogbonaya Onu, Minister of State for Education, Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba, and that of Labour, Dr Chris Ngige, regarding President Buhari’s endorsements. Reading the stories in the social media, one would think that the president has made a choice from amongst them, and what is being awaited is the coronation ceremony.

    The other south-south candidates like the Cross River State governor are also claiming endorsements from the president, if we are to believe their supporters. Leading the pack of course, is Rotimi Amaechi, who many canvassers claim was drafted into the presidential race by the president in gratitude for the rail line that traversed Katsina to Niger Republic, amongst other infrastructure cited in the president’s state. There is also Godswill Akpabio, and the governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele, whom many have sworn is the one that the president was afraid to mention, so they won’t harm him.

    Of course, it will be unfair to claim that these eminent persons are not qualified to vie for the exalted position of the president to which they all aspire. But of course, only one person will win the single chance available to APC, in the upcoming presidential election, and who would that be? If the president had played coy from the beginning by obviously showing support for one or two aspirants, the party would have been poorer for it.

    But while APC is richer in naira and kobo from the floodgate of alleged presidential endorsements, will the party not pay a bigger price with the schisms that could arise from the free-for-all endorsements? There is the chance that such may happen, especially if the process is tainted with unfair tactics. So, the president whom many of the contestants are claiming endorsed their expression of interest, has an onerous responsibility to ensure that the primary election is free and fair, if the party would go into the presidential election as one family.

    Talking of endorsements, this writer believes that in a free and fair contest in the APC, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu stands taller than the other contestants, and the reasons are not far-fetched. While nearly all the other contestants have been direct beneficiaries of the party coupled together in 2014 or thereabout to wrestle power from the PDP, Asiwaju, the chief mechanic has personally been more concerned with servicing the engine, until now. Indeed, many of the aspirants, especially in the southwest are direct beneficiaries of his hard work.

    So, Asiwaju Tinubu can legitimately look most of the APC stalwarts in the eye, from President Buhari down, and say to them, I supported you in 2015 and 2019, support my ambition now. While politicians are not gentlemen, and those he supported may refuse to return the favour, there are many who would readily support him for the favours received. Again, if the testimonies from many top party officials are anything to rely on, Asiwaju may have helped so many that it would be difficult for the other contenders to stop him.

    Perhaps, it is that understanding that the balance tilts in Asiwaju’s favour that prompted most other contenders to cast their ambition in the potpourri of President Buhari’s cocoon. They understand that for them to defeat the Jagaban Borgu, President Buhari has to descend into the arena, as we say in legal jurisprudence, when biased judges get interested in matter before them. So, the question is, will President Buhari descend into the presidential primary arena for his preferred candidate?

  • Licence to loot?

    Licence to loot?

    Two developments the penultimate week, gave Nigerians cause to worry about the sincerity of President Muhammadu Buhari-led federal government’s avowed fight against corruption. The first was the pardon of two convicted politically exposed persons, former Governors Joshua Dariye of Plateau State, and Jolly Nyame of Taraba State. The pardon elicited anger and condemnation from Nigerians, with many commentators asking the federal government to also release other persons in the custody of the Nigerian Correctional Centres, convicted for lesser offences.

    After all, what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Dariye was convicted by Justice Adebukola Banjoko, of the High Court of Federal Capital Territory, on 15 out of 23 count charge on June 12, 2018, and sentenced to 14 years imprisonment. The sentence was reduced to 10 years by the Court of Appeal, and affirmed by the Supreme Court. He was tried and convicted of misappropriating a whopping N1.126 billion ecological fund of Plateau State, using an unregistered company which he controlled, as conduit.

    On his part Jolly Nyame was convicted by the same learned Justice Banjoko, on a total of 27 out of 41 corruption charges involving humongous N1.6 billion ecological and sundry funds, on May 30, 2018. He was handed a 14 years jail term, after a long trial, but the sentence was reduced to 12 years by the Court of Appeal and affirmed by the Supreme Court. The judge described the two former governors in very uncomplimentary terms, for the brazen acts of corrupt enrichment of themselves and their cronies to the detriment of the states they governed.

    So the release of the two former governors convicted of criminal misappropriation of state resources, after a laborious trial that cost the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) a whopping N11 million, speaks volume of the sensibilities of President Buhari and the National Council of State, to the matter of corrupt practices in government. Many have interpreted the move as a strategy by the All Progressive Congress (APC)-led federal government to woo voters sympathetic to Dariye and Nyame in Plateau and Taraba, respectively.

    This column believes that while the move may enthral the supporters of the two former governors in the two states, it will reverberate negatively amongst other Nigerians in other states across the country. As tenuous as Buhari’s credentials in the fight against corruption may be, he could until this ill-conceived pardon still lay claim to fighting the greatest scourge of our nation, with the conviction of the two governors as a showcase. But now that he has released the duo, it will be a joke, for the Buhari presidency to claim to be averse to corrupt enrichment by government officials.

    Of course, the debate about whether President Buhari has the power to pardon the two former governors provides an interesting perspective. In granting pardon to Dariye and Nyame, the president relied on S.175(1)(a) of the 1999 constitution as amended. The section provides that the President may: “grant any person concerned with or convicted of any offence created by an Act of the National Assembly a pardon, either free or subject to lawful conditions.”

    So, if the two former governors were tried by the EFCC for an offence created by the law of a state, the president may have goofed in granting them pardon under S.175, reproduced above. Of course it will not matter that the EFCC which prosecuted the two is created by an Act of the National Assembly. But in granting them pardon, the president would have been guided by his appointees who have the requisite expertise in law. Or could it be that the President was deliberately misguided by his aides? If so, that would be a further confirmation that the enemies of the president are amongst his key advisers.

    The pardon of the former governors will also demoralise the anti-corruption agencies, particularly those who have devoted physical and emotional energy to fight the war against corruption. This column recalls how Joshua Dariye before his sentencing, openly rebuked Rotimi Jacobs, SAN, when he opposed the plea of allocotus made by the defence counsel. Psychologically deflated and emotionally asphyxiated, the officers who have risked their lives fighting those they thought are the enemies of the country, may going forward have a rethink, as they will see that fighting corruption against the political elites is an expensive senior joke.

    The senior joke being that corruption is a common disease amongst public officials, and those in power now, know that they are not better than their two convicted colleagues. So, by releasing Dariye and Nyame, the regime of Buhari, just like President Goodluck Jonathan, who pardoned former governor Diepreye Alamieyeseigha are reaffirming the precedence, should they themselves be convicted for corrupt practices after they have left power.

    Unfortunately for President Buhari, despite the best efforts of his Minister for Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, and spokespersons, Femi Adesina, and Garba Sehu, who have been promoting him as anti-corruption czar, history may yet record him as an encourager of corruption, instead of a fighter against corruption. This development may further provide the erudite Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah, one more arsenal, should the president’s spokesmen take up the challenge of a public debate, over the performance of the Buhari regime.

    The other indication of licence to loot in the past week, is the incredulous amounts demanded by the political parties, to participate in the 2023 general elections. One analyst tabulated the four-year income of the president, and compared same to the 100 million naira for expression of interest and Presidential primary form, demanded by the APC, and the difference is simply outrageous. So, the money spent to participate in the election, is far in excess of what the president would legitimately earn in four years.

    By demanding such a humongous sum, the popularly acclaimed Not Too Young to Run Act, for which President Buhari received praises have been rendered nugatory. Even when they are to pay part of the monies demanded, the question is where will they get the huge sums they are supposed to pay, after the deduction? The challenge is also applicable to the female aspirants, who may have been disenfranchised by the huge monies demanded by the parties to participate in the elections.

    It does not matter that those who have declared interest to run, give the impression that the monies they are paying were raised by well-wishers. While a few of them may actually have such supporters, most of such claims are charades meant to deceive the public. Moreover, those well-wishers who have raised such huge sums are doing so with the belief that they will be rewarded with tainted opportunities, should their candidates win the election.

  • Election-eve games

    Election-eve games

    What do you make of the Goodluck Jonathan pantomime — the former PDP president being goaded to run on APC platform?

    Laugh? Cry?  Do both as bewitching combo?  Or treat yourself to a neither-nor medley in-between?

    Is that how little Nigerian power hustlers think of the voting public?

    Dr. Jonathan!  On him, everything well-neigh crashed — no thanks to blind heists!  So, the damaged good of seven years ago is now some hustlers’ new messiah?

    So what?  The Jonathan camp might well retort.  Isn’t Nigeria broken now, as Father Matthew Kukah, the Catholic Archbishop of Sokoto, claimed at Easter?

    Still, just as well: the Jonathan absurdity may have been scuttled by a constitutional amendment!  But you’ll underrate the Nigerian power hustler-colony at your own peril.

    From Jonathan to Muhammadu Buhari: the president who, by regnant hysteria, seems tumbled from commander-in-chief to garbage can-in-chief — a fate he shares with Jonathan at the twilight of Jonathan’s own presidency.

    A case of clear deja vu?  Perhaps.  But two similar historical junctures are never exactly the same.  As Heraclitus the Greek philosopher said, you can’t step in the same river twice.

    So, Muhammadu Buhari is not unlike Eman, in Wole Soyinka’s play, The Strong Breed.  He was “carrier” for his scornful, unappreciative folks who nevertheless were doomed, had Eman not sacrificed himself and carried their rot.

    Did you swear you saw divine Jesus in Eman’s secular form?  Tell it not to religious bigots!

    Buhari virtually kills himself, trying to fix a country broken by the thieving gangs under President Jonathan.

    Post-Jonathan, it’s been citizens’ merry excesses — not unlike wild Isrealites plumbing  into idolatry and coital orgy, as Moses came from the harsh, high Mount Sinai, bearing the rocky tablets of the Ten Commandments.

    At that mad sight, the stuttering, irate and thundering Moses crashed everything in incandescent rage.

    But from the taciturn Buhari here, it’s been a loud quiet.  He soaks up the insults and hopes his quiet work, now scorned — in agriculture and infrastructure and social safety nets — would eventually silence his traducers; and expose their bedlam of folly — especially when those investments start remaking the economy.

    Quiet, quality work, in resource-challenged times, as dire, future testimonial against grumpy traducers?

    That again echoes the Christ Jesus, telling his disciples to flick the dust off their scandals as grim evidence against resisters to the gospel.  That divine injunction has today spawned Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    Still, the eventual fate of President Buhari’s hard investments is in the womb of time.

    For now, it is harsh not only fixing a broken economy, it’s doubly painful emplacing a new economic direction from SAP, imposed by the Babangida regime in 1986.

    That appears the idea behind the Buhari tri-strategy: agriculture (to slash forex-spends on food imports), infrastructure (to relaunch the local real sector) and social safety nets (to tide over the the poorest in the land).

    By the way, how might Nigeria have coped with the Russia-Ukraine war, with the 2015 crazy food import bill?

    But with the Nigerian penchant for sparkling brilliance sans wisdom, just a few, of the elite critical mass, seems to understand that strategy.

    Even fewer still realize the imperative to build a national consensus around this survivalist policy, in a season of high national peril.

    So, such bedlam of empty voices, which hardly provides any solutions, accounts for the present fashionable hysteria.

    Even then, the Buhari government wears much diffused insecurity, like the ancient mariner’s albatross — much diffused because though the Jonathan-era Boko Haram plague is much curtailed, banditry, kidnapping and violent crimes have seeped all over.

    That clearly undermines the Buhari strides in agriculture and infrastructure, as could be gleaned from the Kaduna terrorist train attack; insecure farmers fleeing farms, and thuggish Igbo-on-Igbo killings in the South East.

    The South West enjoys a relative calm because the “Yoruba Nation” agitation ran out of steam.  Had the rash Sunday Igboho not snared himself at Benin Republic, perhaps the Yoruba country would now have been a volcano of Yoruba-on-Yoruba violence.

    That brings the discourse back to the Kukah Easter charge that Nigeria was “broken”.

    If Nigeria is well and truly broken, especially on the religious front along Kukah’s holy dreams, how come the good Father, a Catholic and northern Christian, is still eating tuwon shinkafa and tuwon masara in Sokoto, the spiritual headquarters of northern Muslims; and belting explosive Easter messages, in his cathedral, from there?

    By the way, by his Easter media thunder, what biblical model was Kukah aping — Moses, grumpy at the recalcitrant Israelites?  Elijah, full of bile at King Ahab and predicting his doom — both in the Old Testament?

    Or the loving-kindness of Jesus (with his unceasing meekness and compassion) who made Peter the rock of Christ, on which the Catholic Church is built?

    The solemn point is that the religious elite, as their media, political and sundry cousins, completely miss this historical epoch; and are busy applying lowest-common-denominator puff, huff and gruff, if one could borrow that mathematical imagery.

    The holy fathers and sacred mullahs must be praised for “speaking prophetic truth to power” (to again quote Father Kukah’s romantic prose).  But who will speak “un-prophetic truth” to these fathers and mullahs?

    If they had done their duty as the nation’s moral police and guardians, how come their charges are stealing the nation blind?  Didn’t the holy Father Kukah himself tell the nation to “move on” and forget the wild heist of the Jonathan era?

    The point?  Mounting the pulpit and pointing fingers won’t do.  Insecurity is a function of past brazen injustices; and ringing corruption that has disinherited the majority, as it was under President Jonathan — and Olusegun Obasanjo before him.

    So, as Buhari and his government face the heat and take the flak for actions and inactions over insecurity, the holy normative police and their sacred shrines too must face close, if not harsh, scrutiny.

    They must work extra hard on their congregants’ soul; and try wean them of the merry decadence that plagues the land.  That way, every segment of Nigerians would have risen to this dangerous, nation-threatening epoch.

    As for political rascals busy thrusting Goodluck Jonathan, the message is short and sharp: Jonathan was not, is not, and never will be any solution.

    So, let the dead horse stay dead!

  • Pensions: Making the good better!

    Pensions: Making the good better!

    If you have followed the on-going debates on the amendment of the Pension Reforms Act 2014, you are most likely to be struck by how much has changed in terms of the tenor, substance and everything in-between of the subject matter. A revolutionary piece of legislation that has changed the face of pension administration in Nigeria, that the Pension Reforms Act has remained one of the most solid, or if you like, enduring dividends of our current democratic experience is not only beyond debate; even the tilted dynamics, now very much in favour of the retiree as against the pension authorities is something that Nigerians ought to be proud of.

    Thanks to President Olusegun Obasanjo and the technical crew led by former top banker, Fola Adeola, the country has certainly come a long way. By this I mean of course the transition from the so-called Defined Benefits System (which assumed – rather recklessly then and, as it turned out, most unrealistically long after – that governments will always have the will, mechanism and the means, to settle their obligations to pensioners in their grey years); to the current Contributory Pensions System (under which future retirees and employers are mandated to set aside a fraction of current earnings to guarantee certainty in meeting pension obligations).

    Only those who are probably either too young or perhaps uneducated about the sheer agony that retirees had to put up with under that old system, would describe that transition as anything but revolutionary.

    There is therefore a lot to celebrate in its coming and evolution. The original legislation in 2004 that set the pace of the reform, the subsequent amendment of the law in 2014 which further raised the stakes and now a solid pension structure with an impressive N13 trillion in RSA to boot has become a living proof of its unqualified success.

    This is where the latest quest by the National Assembly, to make things even better particularly for the retiree can best be situated for better appreciation.

    At issue – and this is yours truly’s way of framing it –is Section 7 (1) (a) of the Pension Reform Act (PRA) 2014 which allows for only 25 per cent of the retirement savings to be paid as lump sum to a retiree. Now, the National Assembly seeks to push for 75 per cent of the RSA instead; to be paid upfront to the retiree, convinced as it were, that the retirees deserve a fairer deal than what the current paltry one-quarter of the whole would permit.

    Both parties surely, have done their bit to press their cases.  To the regulator – the Nigerian Pensions Commission, Pencom, those behind the agitation actually miss the point. “That suggestion”, it argues “converts the CPS into a Provident Fund and leaves such a retiree with no periodic pensions, contrary to the requirement of Section 173 of the 1999 Constitution’’. That was Pencom boss Aisha Dahir-Umar in her widely publicised objection to the amendment as presented to the National Assembly.

    She would carefully remind that the provision of monthly pensions is central to the objective of mitigating old age poverty under the CPS particularly as the retirement benefits payment template ensured that the RSA had enough balance and should be sufficient to provide at least 50 per cent of the retiree’s terminal pay as monthly pensions.

    ”It is”, she said, “inaccurate to suggest that there is a fixed lump sum for all retirees; rather the lump sum is determined after securing a minimum replacement ratio of 50 per cent of last pay as monthly pensions.”

    “It is doubtful if the 25 per cent balance in a retiree’s RSA, after deduction of 75 per cent lump sum, would be adequate to reasonably cater for his livelihood in old age.

    And this: “It is important to note that the payment of 75 per cent of RSA balance as lump sum upon retirement is not obtainable in other jurisdictions operating the CPS”.

    To her, he way out of the agitation for the payment of “at least 75 per cent lump sum’’ is the full “implementation of the provision of Section 4(4) (a) of the PRA, 2014 dealing with payment of additional benefits upon retirement. It provides that notwithstanding any of the provisions of this Act, an employer may agree on payment of additional benefits to the employee upon retirement.

    Fine, unassailable arguments, no doubt. And she’s probably right up to a point – except that the other side of the debate would appear just as persuasive. Beginning with the whole idea behind the pension reform; those pressing for the amendment have argued that this was primarily to serve the interest of the retirees as against the interest of big business represented by fund traders or custodians.

    Second, that it was ludicrous, if not entirely unjust, to hand the retiree a mere 25 percent of his savings – call it a pittance – leaving the balance in the custody of the fund administrators.  Point is, many people can’t understand why an individual at a relatively ‘youthful age’ of 60 – the public sector’s mandatory age of retirement –couldn’t be allowed to exercise the discretion of drawing a minimum of 50 percent – at the very least – from his/her Retirement Savings Account (as against the prescription of 25 percent under the current law) to engage in profitable activities, which aside potentially guaranteeing higher returns also serves keep the mind and body of the retiree healthy and active.

    Third, is the usual fear of institutional subversion at some point; a living reality in an environment where nothing is guaranteed or held as sacrosanct. Here, Nigerians recall the nation’s ordeal in the hands of bankers; how can anyone forget that era of institutional lapses and outright delinquency under which some hitherto vibrant institutions were plundered by their supposedly savvy minders and which took nearly a trillion naira to underwrite?

    From here I guess flows the question – why should the individual, who after working his hands to the bones to put the funds in his RSA, shouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to exercising the options to deploy his funds for future welfare and economic interest?

    And now that the government and other powerful interests are swooning over the huge pension outlay supposedly to fund critical infrastructure and what they argue as best serving the public interest, who on earth can guarantee that the government actually mean well or isn’t up to its usual mischief?

    That we are no longer discussing issues of unfunded pensions, the endless bouts of verifications and the attendant indignities suffered by our citizens on pension verification rounds is one sure sign of progress. But that that progress, for it to endure must seek to preserve the primacy of the retiree’s interest as against that of the Pension Funds Administrators.

    Except there is something that the pension establishment have not yet told the National Assembly and the rest of us, nothing in the current amendment which is essentially about making the current ‘good’ to be ‘better’ can be said to be objectionable. If anything, it seems to me as part of the dynamics of change that the pension establishment would have to embrace.

  • Easter 2022

    Easter 2022

    William Butler Yeats, Irish nationalist and 1923 Nobel Prize for Literature winner, wrote “Easter, 1916”, a poem with that terrible yet terrific refrain: “A terrible beauty is born”.

    For the Oko-Oke boys, it would be Easter 2022.  It was 50 years after they entered school in 1972.  It was 46 years after they left in 1976.

    Beauty was born all right — in new amity and new dreams, to toast and give back to  their old school, the Odogbolu Grammar School (OGS), Odogbolu, Ogun State.

    It was a reunion to remember, for all 17 present, at the palace of Oba Adebisi Adedotun Okubanjo, the Obiri of Ayepe-Ijebu.

    But unlike Yeats’s “Easter, 1916”, pain-pleasure rendition of the Irish rebellion savagely crushed by the British, which nevertheless birthed sustained Irish ultra-nationalism against British domination, there was nothing terrible about the beauty of Easter 2022.

    Holy Saturday, 16 April 2022, was all sweet glad-handing and uproarious backslapping; with even sweeter reminiscences by the old boys of yore, now turned fathers and grandfathers, most of them meeting one another again, 46 years after.

    As they did, with Ebenezer Obey’s classics purring in the background — His Royal Highness, the Obiri, is a life-long Obey fan — something Biblical merrily played out.

    Joseph, the 11th of Jacob’s 12 boys it was, that had the dream that his ten seniors crowded around him; and all bowed to him.  Only Benjamin, his sole younger sibling, didn’t feel piqued by Joseph’s colorful dreams.

    Indeed, those audacious dreams; and Father Jacob’s unabashed doting upon his 11th child, would fire the conspiracy by Joseph’s seniors to sell him into slavery but lie to heart-broken Jacob that a wild animal had devoured his favourite son!

    Well, there was nothing dreamy or arrogant or cocky about the young Bisi Okubanjo back at Oko-Oke, the OGS rather extensive compound.

    Yet, here we were, all of his old mates including one or two Ayepe-Ijebu natives, merrily bowing before His Royal Highness, the Obiri, and humming Kaaabiiieeessssssiiiii o!

    Indeed, 20 kids as the Yoruba say, can’t frolic for 20 years!  Each and every of them would go their different ways!

    Oba Okubanjo had become a monarch; and pulled out all the royal stops to host a most memorable reunion of his old mates.  That earned him the unanimous honour of Grand Patron, OGS Old Boys Association (OGSOBA) ’72/76 Family.

    But the other 16 too, in the ensemble, had all gone to make names for themselves in different fields.  That much was clear from the monarch’s quiet mien and gracious gait, as he lapped up the rare honour his old classmates were doing him.

    Indeed, the proverbial 20 kids had gone on to excel in varied fields, over the proverbial 20 years, though the assemblage would appear skewed in favour of retired bankers.

    Otunba Rotimi Onafadeji, who emerged the OGSOBA 72/76 President, is a barrister-at-Law, well-known and applauded in Ogun legal circles.

    But Wasiu Balogun, aka Balinga, the powerful-voiced crooner that used to wow his old mates, while rendering Sunny Ade’s hits, is a retired banker but still practicing chartered accountant.

    Besides, beyond his boyhood musical promise and career accomplishments, Balinga appeared comfy with new organizational talents that would put veteran politicians to shame, in how he masterfully nudged his old mates towards consensus, en route to the affirmative elections, for the new OGSOBA executive.

    Omoba Olumuyiwa Akinola, debonair fellow and a social worker in the UK, who emerged the Vice President, represented the diaspora legion.

    His constituency powered instant recollections of other mates in the diaspora realm. Adeyinka Layemo was Head Boy and later orthopaedic surgeon of first crust.  But after retirement, as consultant surgeon, at the National Orthopaedic Hospital Igbobi (NOHI), he is now relocated to Canada.

    Layemo echoed another, Dotun Ogunnaike, aka Esse (for eccentric): a teenage kidder like no other, who brutally teased you and virtually left you for dead!  After earning a first degree from the University of Ife (now OAU), he left for the UK.  The happy company broke into fresh animation, at the recall of the rascally exploits of Ogunnaike.

    Layemo and Ogunnaike might be hundreds of kilometers away across the seas, but thanks to Balinga and his pre-election consensus caucus, Akinola was elected Vice President to spread the OGSOBA gospel overseas and rein in his diaspora colleagues.

    But full credit for the reunion must go to the trio of Alaba Olusoga (General Secretary), Ademuyiwa Obisanya (Financial Secretary/Treasurer) — both ex-bankers — and Bamidele Ogunde aka Tony Anthony (Social Secretary), Fine Arts teacher at the Yaba College of Technology (Yaba Tech).

    The fizzy Tony Anthony is the set’s institutional memory: you want any rare school days reminiscences?  He’s your go-to guy.  Obisanya framed the OGSOBA tag and launched the body’s WhatsApp interaction hub.  Olusoga, gentle and deep, is the quiet but efficient presence that got things done.

    Everyone was thrilled the three made the new executive — joined by Mudasiru Abujade (Welfare/Chief Whip) and practicing architect, who most were meeting for the first time in 46 years.

    Now, Tony Anthony brought old teenage passion into a future career.  He held the most nimble of brushes in the Fine Arts class, under the tutelage of our iconic teacher, Mr. Eggy N. Obaseki, who the boys dubbed “Gbedi-e-wa” — after his faltering Yoruba, meaning “bring your buttock”, for tanning in loving anger, anytime you misbehaved!

    Ripples was a member of that class of budding artists too, though he would build on another boyhood passion.  In William Wordsworth-speak, the child reporter of Oko-Oke sports events is the father of today’s newspaper columnist!

    But back to our iconic and beloved “Gbedi-e-wa”.  Mr. Obaseki became Tony Anthony’s life-long mentor, in the Fine Arts, sculpture and allied cosmos, as Tony Anthony blossomed in his career at Yaba Tech’s School of Art, Design and Printing.

    Beyond Tony Anthony, the mention of Mr. Obaseki jogged the boys’ fond memory of their old teachers: Chief Mamora, the incomparable “Meeeeerrrrrryyyyy Chief!” (of blessed memory), eternal favourite teacher and father of Senator Nimbe Mamora; and Messrs Aderibigbe and Otudeko, still alive and kicking in their Okunowa-Ijebu and Ibefun-Ijebu respective hearths.

    Besides, Gbolagade Oke and Ibukun Okegbenle, relations of old teachers, Messrs Oke and Okegbenle (both now of blessed memory), reminded the boys of old school authorities.  Mr. Oke was House Master while Mr. Okegbenle succeeded Mr. Otudeko as Sports Master.

    As the “boys” buzzed around HRH for the parting photo-op — Deji Cole aka ABC, Pastor Akin Tokoya (who offered the Christian opening prayers), the fasting Wasiu Yusuf (who said the closing Muslim prayers), Badejo Kujimiyo who proudly declared himself an “organic farmer”, property buffs Jamiu Adeyemi and Gab Sonowo — it was crystal clear to all: for OGSOBA 72-76, Easter 2022 is a treasure to remember!

  • Bandit economy

    Bandit economy

    Last week, I wrote about the rise of destructive tendencies amongst some Nigerians, under the rubric of a national quagmire. In this piece we draw attention to the emergence of a bandit economy, arising from, as well as fuelling the instability assailing Nigeria. Last week, the respected Christian cleric, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, refuelled the news item that huge quantities of Nigeria’s crude oil are being stolen. The Petroleum and Natural Gas Senior Staff Association of Nigeria (PENGASSAN) also affirmed the sad development.

    The cleric raised two fundamental questions: “Who is stealing the oil?” and “Where is the money going?” While stealing of national assets is not new, the audacity to steal 90 per cent of harnessed crude oil for export, over a period of time, without an alarm from the managers of the crude oil, or security agencies arresting the bandits, shows that an alternate national economy may have been sanctioned without ordinary Nigerians knowing about it.

    A report released by the newly created agencies under the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Ltd (NNPC), confirmed that between January 2021 and February 2022, Nigeria lost about $3.2 billion to crude oil theft. The report confirmed that in January, about 90 per cent of total crude oil produced at the Bonny Terminal was stolen. In the words of the NNPC helmsman, Mele Kyari, “activities of oil thieves have got to a limit we haven’t seen before, almost bringing down this industry to its knees.”

    Understandably, the man whose alarm rang the farthest Pastor Adeboye, warned: “It is an open secret and not denied that more than 90 per cent of our income from the leftover of the oil stolen is being used to pay interest on the money we borrow. We are borrowing more, meaning we are moving steadily into bankruptcy.” As if on cue, President Muhammadu Buhari, the same week sent a letter to the National Assembly, seeking approval to borrow more money to fund the huge deficit budget, approved for his government few months ago.

    So, it means that while the Nigerian economy is going into bankruptcy, the bandit economy is booming. This development should worry our leaders. Another arm of the bandit economy that is ‘doing well’ is the kidnap and outlawry sector. While kidnapping for ransom was initially restricted to one or few individuals at a time, it has since metamorphosed into a huge rogue industry. Previously, Evans was considered the poster boy of the kidnappers; but not anymore.

    Presently, Boko Haram, ISIS West Africa, and sundry northern based terrorist organisations have turned kidnapping into a huge economic racket. They initially started with kidnapping students in isolated schools who were considered vulnerable, but has since ricocheted into storming a train and carting away prime targets. And as parents of the Bethel Baptist College, Kaduna, and several other students who have been ransomed would confirm, it doesn’t come cheap, to free a loved one from the den of armed kidnappers.

    But the likely huge gap between what was paid to free a student and what was paid to free a top bank executive kidnapped from the train may be worth the malevolent bravado of storming a train, to kidnap. So, the security agents must rise up to the challenge that the bandits operating the kidnapping racket, may henceforth go for bigger targets, regardless of the huge risk that may be involved.

    If I may again paraphrase Pastor Adeboye: “Who is organising these high profile kidnappings?” and, “Where is the money going?” This column urges the security agencies to worry about the potential uses the proprietors of this emergent bandit economy can put their illicit gains into. While the president has lamented about the inflow of light weapons from the Maghreb, following the fall of Muammar Gaddafi, they should note that the thriving bandit economy is sustaining the inflow.

    Most likely, these nefarious activities provide resources used by even the lesser bandits who have foresworn to make our nation space ungovernable. Whether as armed robbers, armed insurrectionists, or armed herders, the bandit economy that has been allowed to thrive fuels more insecurity. So, merely lamenting that weapons from the Maghreb are destabilizing our nation is not enough; urgent action must be taken to stem these national challenges, if the nation will have peace.

    This column wonders what the office of the National Security Adviser (NSA) has been up to, in the face of these gruelling challenges facing our country. It is strange that the office of the NSA would wait for the president to give directives, to deal with those stealing 90 per cent of the oil in Bonny Terminal. This column considers it a wry joke that the president need to give directives before the security chiefs would mobilize to the Niger Delta to deal with the massive oil theft going on there.

    Again, it is strange that the Group Managing Director of NNPC would wait for public outcry over the huge quantities of the crude oil being stolen, before he would ask the so-called critical stakeholders to join forces to stop the theft. In his words: “We currently produce an average of 1.2 to 1.3million barrels of crude oil daily from a capacity of about two million barrels of crude oil per day.” He went on: “Reconciliation/Fiscalisation at Bonny terminal shows that between five and 10 percent of crude oil metered from the operators gets to the terminals.”

    What a tragedy! If I were the alter ego of his employer, I would query him on why it took public outcry before he raised alarm. And if he had raised alarm as soon as the banditry started, and no action was taken by the relevant security agencies, I would query the security chiefs for dereliction of duty. It is strange that all we have got from the public outcry so far is a belated directive to the security agencies to take action, and a lukewarm press release from the GMD of NNPC.

    Perhaps, the president needs to read some of the scurrilous allegations against his government and security agencies with regards to some of these challenges. There are many who believe that the crude oil theft going on is a deliberate ploy by government connected officials to steal enough resources to fund the upcoming 2023 general elections. There are also those who believe that allowing the terrorist a free rein in the northern part of the country is deliberate, and is geared towards a bigger agenda to destabilize and overrun the entire country.

    While the conspiracy theories may be farfetched, it is totally strange that while the bandit economy is booming, the national economy is contracting, and those in charge appears to be clueless about how to stem our nation’s slide into socio-economic chaos and anarchy.