Category: Opinion

  • Thoughts on Nigeria’s constitutional development

    George Herbert (1593-1633), the English clergyman and metaphysical poet, stated in Jacula Prudentum (1651) that “I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.”

    This rather sound advice on pragmatism is one that was heeded by General Yakubu Gowon (rtd.) when he inaugurated the Ad Hoc Constitutional Conference of September 12, 1966, which was intended to resolve the evolving political crisis and end the bloodshed and disorder that had overtaken the country since the bitter disagreements over the results of the federal general elections of 1964. In his opening speech to the conference, he had suggested that the conferees may even propose an entirely new form of government for Nigeria which is “yet to enter into any political lexicon.” Unfortunately, this conference, which was well on its way to resolving the political impasse (it had produced an interim report), was wrecked by the fresh outbreak of large scale violence in the Northern Region on September 29, 1966.

    As we once again approach our rendezvous with destiny at the coming national constitutional conference, one can only hope that the conferees will, in similar vein, not limit themselves to merely tinkering with the existing political edifice, but also seriously consider whether the form of representative government long practised in the advanced societies of the Western world are, in reality, suitable for our own relatively backward societies. It is undeniably, except to the wilfully blinkered, that the quality of our politicians and the nature of our politics has considerably worsened since Sir Kitoye Ajasa (1866-1937), a pioneer lawyer called to the Nigerian Bar in 1893, uttered the following prophetic words in Lagos in 1921: “ …An election constituency is composed of men of questionable intelligence, experience and true patriotism, and is guided mostly by enthusiasm, prejudice, selfishness and sham patriotism….” (See The Nigerian Pioneer, April 22, 1921). A few months later, this former leader of the Nigerian Bar and patriot of the highest integrity, stated that “…The people are not ready or ripe enough to appreciate or benefit under any new and foreign system of electioneering ….” (See The Nigerian Pioneer, February 24, March 3 and 10, 1922).

    Instead of trying to keep up with the “Joneses” in the West who are at an entirely different stage of development, and therefore mulishly clinging on to a system of government that has not delivered – and may never, on the basis of the evidence emerging, the conferees would do well to break the mould and seek an accommodation with reality. A form of government suitable for our very peculiar circumstances should be our goal. Alternative forms of government should be looked at, even if they do not accord with current Western political thought, concepts, and practice. One political model, to take just one example, that commends itself to Nigeria in particular, is some form of corporatism and technocracy which is adapted to the Nigerian environment. Corporatism is the theory and practice of organizing the whole of society into corporate entities subordinate to the state. According to the theory, employers and employees would be organized into industrial and professional corporations serving as organs of political representation. According to the proponents of this political concept, it is a system of social organization that has at its base the grouping of men according to the community of their natural interests and social functions; and as true and proper organs of the state they, through their representatives, direct and coordinate the affairs of the state in matters of common interest. Its chief spokesman was Adam Müller (1779 – 1829), court philosopher to Prince von Metternich, who conceived of a “class state” in which the classes operated as guilds, or corporations, each controlling a specific function of social life. This idea found favour in central Europe after the French Revolution. A technocracy, on the other hand, is the government or control of society by technical experts.

    In our case, this political model has the great merit of completely excluding the professional politicians and political adventurers, who are, and have always been, the bane of our society. Under this political system, the federal and state legislatures would be composed only of the elected representatives of registered professional associations and labour unions, such as the Nigeria Bar Association, Nigeria Labour Congress, Nigerian Union of Teachers, Nigerian Medical Association, National Association of Nigerian Students, etc. Service would be on a part-time basis, and only sitting and travelling allowances, etc., would be paid. The legislatures, in turn, would act as the electoral colleges (as under the Lebanese Constitution) that would elect or nominate the members of the executive – i.e. the president/prime minister, governors/premiers, and ministers/commissioners.

    The conferees would also do well to put the creation of states on a rational basis, rather than in the haphazard, emotionally-driven, uneconomical, and ultimately unsustainable, fashion that has guided us for far too long to our own detriment. States/regions should be established along the major linguistic lines, as was done in post-colonial India by Jawaharlal Nehru. Under this formula, there would be 10 states/regions for the 10 major ethnic nationalities. These would be Hausa-Fulani State; Kanuri State; Nupe State; Tiv-Jukun State; Yoruba State; Igbo State; Edo State; Urhobo-Isoko State; Ijaw State; and the Ibibio-Efik-Annang State. There would also be seven multi-ethnic states/regions for the remaining minority ethnic nationalities: Bauchi State; Adamawa State; Plateau State; Central State; Niger State; Ogoja State; and a state for the non-Ijaw ethnic nationalities in the present Rivers and Bayelsa states. Most of the powers and authority of government should be transferred to these states/regions. The federal government should deal with matters of common concern to the federation, e.g. foreign relations, defence, etc. States/regions should have the power to draft their own constitutions within the framework of the aforementioned political concept of general corporatism and technocracy. States/regions should, in consonance with elementary justice and fair play, control most of the resources that they have been endowed with by nature. States/regions should, on the principle of equality of the ethnic nationalities, and regardless of population, have equal numbers of representatives in the federal legislature (as obtains in the U.N. General Assembly, but without the invidious veto powers given to the “superior” permanent members of the Security Council).

    It is worth noting that China’s unprecedented growth in the last few decades was primarily due to the Communist Party’s good sense in finally opting for a pragmatic, rather than doctrinaire, solution to their country’s monumental problems. By so doing, China’s leaders measured up to Walter Lippmann’s (a notable American journalist) definition of the rational man in his book, The Public Philosophy (1955): “A rational man acting in the real world may be defined as one who decides where he will strike a balance between what he desires and what can be done.”

    It is a definition that one hopes that the conferees at the national constitutional conference will similarly measure up to for all our sakes.

     

    •Ajose-Adeogun, is a Lagos-based lawyer.

  • Saving our future generations

    On Christmas day, I had to drop somebody off at their office somewhere in Ikota, close to Victoria Garden City, Lagos and had a most hilarious yet somewhat disturbing encounter. Just some metres into the street, some children had mounted a roadblock. Apparently, they had decided to skip the traditional door to door visits children do during the festivities and face this more lucrative opportunity to hustle car owners using that road.

    In a very organized group, two children held a rope on opposite ends of the road while a second duo approached the car and asked for ‘Christmas Money’. When the driver passed some money over, they would signal the other two and the rope would be lowered to allow passage. Ingenious and smart thinking on their part; quite funny to those of us in the car but like I said, it also raised a whole lot of issues in my mind.

    Hawking in Lagos has become almost an exclusive job for children. The parents who send them out feel no qualms and the people who buy these wares from them barely give it a second thought. We grew up with it and somehow we cannot summon the outrage we should feel when a 10 year old boy weighed down with a large and overloaded tray of plantain taps on our car window in traffic and pleads with their eyes for us to buy from them.

    Despite the fact that education is free for all in primary and secondary schools in Lagos, we still see young children who should be in school selling one ware or the other. One may argue that with the parents so poor, every member of the family should pitch in to keep their heads above water. But do the immediate gains and rewards justify compromising the future of these children?

    Reviewing my route back home from work helps me categorize the types of children who are hawking. From Lekki Phase 1 to Jakande is quite free of hawkers. After Jakande roundabout, the first group is life-toughened teenagers selling contraband like stolen phones, knock-off ‘designer’ watches, recharge cards, phone chargers, etc. These are no innocents; they have tasted the harsher parts of life and have probably dabbled into petty crimes. They have a sharp eye for an easy mark and won’t waste their time with certain road users.

    From VGC roundabout to Ajah roundabout are the children as young as five years of age with staggering weights on their heads, some of them also have their siblings strapped to their back. You can see their mothers sitting by the sides of the roads with the majority of the stock for sale while they weave in and out of traffic selling them. They are dirty, undernourished and would go as far as begging you to help them by buying their wares. Among these ones are their age mates who are not there to sell but just to beg. They will hang onto the side mirrors, clean your windscreen, tap your windows, etc, just to get your attention.

    Is this really the future Nigeria we want to have? A Nigeria where children believe the answer to their future comfort is on the street? The Christmas day hustlers were only continuing a tradition that had always worked for them – making money on the streets. At such a young age, they were practicing the beginnings of thuggish behavior. Their morals have already been shaped and built according to the streets and as far as they were concerned, there was nothing wrong in what they were doing.

    What about the girl child and the dangers she is exposed to? With varying ages and experience among the hawkers, childhood influences cannot be controlled. Girls have a higher risk of indulging in unhealthy relationships leading to underage sex and even teenage pregnancy.

    The dangers of hawking are many. In the short run, they could be victims of kidnapping, sex predators, hit and run drivers, police harassment, ritual killings etc. In the long run, these hawkers pose graver dangers as they too could turn out to be criminals and terrorize innocent Lagosians. Perhaps the greatest effect of all is psychological. These children are born into hardship and immediately thrust out there into more hardship. They start to fend for themselves even before they fully understand the world around them. Their childhood is cut short; they have no time to dream; and no opportunity to become better than their parents and so the vicious cycle of poverty continues.

    With the free education offered by the state however, children can have a chance. A chance to enjoy their childhood; to learn about the world they live in, to learn about what they could be; and to dream and to excel. They have a chance to be better and to take a different route in life. Parents are in a position to give their children this dream and indeed the dream of all parents should be that their children turn out better than they are.

    Let us stop hawking in Lagos together. If you are a parent or guardian, allow your children grow; take advantage of the free education offered by the state government and send your children and wards to school. If you know people who let their children or wards hawk, you may offer a neighbourly advice to discourage them and aid them to rather send the children to school. This is the only way we can ensure the future of these children in particular and our country in general. Today is the time to decide to act.

     

    • Mrs Egbi lives in Lagos.

     

  • INEC, patent and the judiciary

    RECENTLY, an Abuja Federal High Court held that the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) infringed on the patent rights of Bedding Holdings Ltd (BHL) in the contract purchase of Direct Data Capture (DDC) machines in 2010. In his judgment, Justice Ibrahim Auta awarded N17.3 billion damages to the plaintiff – representing 50 per cent of the value of the contract. The genesis of the case was the contract awarded by INEC in 2010 to three firms (one indigenous and two foreign) for the supply of DDC machines for voter registration in the run up to the 2011 general elections. It was a contract award that drew much attention to itself, first for the shortness of time for the firms to execute it, and second, for the involvement of foreign companies in a job many argued would be effectively handled by indigenous firms. INEC in a sense heeded the call of some patriotic Nigerians by awarding a huge part of the contract to the only Nigerian firm among the three awardees. This gesture alone created instant jobs for hundreds of Nigerians and arrested capital flight. At the end, Nigerians were justified for canvassing for all the job to be given to competent indigenous firms. Proof of this was the verdict from INEC that only one company delivered the DDC machines within the stipulated time frame of about 35 days. That company (Zinox) was the only indigenous firm among the lot. This feat strengthened the position of local content advocates to canvass for a wider berth for local companies in the overall national quest for economic growth and sustainable development. Consequent upon the award and successful execution of this contract, Beddings Holding approached the court, claiming it is the rightful owner of the patent for DDC machines and allied process of data capturing. In delivering his judgment, Justice Auta said: “From the evidence before this court, it is clear that the plaintiff actually owned a subsisting patent right over the process, application and the use of DDC machines for voters’ registration”. He also said: “Section 6 of the nation’s Patent and Design Act preclude anybody from using a patented invention without the consent of the inventor. So, INEC should always play by the rule so that its conduct does not affect the outcome of elections.” It was on the basis of this that the judge awarded cost in favour of the plaintiff. While I do not begrudge the plaintiff for the judgment or the three companies for making billions of naira from the DDC machines contract, there is the overriding need to examine the nature of patents, the implications of the judgment, the behaviour of INEC and the role of the judiciary in the nation’s electoral process. A patent, according to Encarta dictionary, is an exclusive right officially granted by a government to an inventor to make or sell an invention. Patents are granted for inventions and an invention is a process or device created by someone or group. The very fact that it is called an invention worthy of patent suggests that such process or device is new, unique and has never before been achieved. In the instant case of DDC machines, it is hard to prove that any Nigerian, individual or body corporate, is the inventor. To infer such and to ascribe such status to oneself means that other DDC processes including the bungled national identity card project under former President Olusegun Obasanjo, the direct data capture undertaken by the Nigerian Communications Commission and the telecoms companies in the country all infringed on the right of the patent owner. All of these projects bordered on the capturing of the biometric data of Nigerians in just the same way the INEC DDC machines did. Patent under any law, sovereignty or trade agreement including the World Trade Organisation (WTO) schedule is a very serious matter which must not be subjected to political, pecuniary or sentimental manipulations. Thomas Edison holds the patent for the electric bulb because he invented the electric bulb through well-defined process in a known and verifiable laboratory. He did not lay claim to the invention, he actually created a device. On that count, humanity says he deserves his patent. This is the context in which the judgment of Justice Auta is not only curious but strange. It is at best a mockery of reality and acceptable global tenets on matters of patents and patenting. But it raises a number of questions. Was the DDC machine used by INEC including the process of deploying such machine a Nigerian invention or the invention of any particular person or institution? What about the DDC machines used during the national identity card project or the ones used during the SIM Card registration by NCC and telecom companies in the country? The DDC machine comprises a laptop with camera, fingerprint capturing device (scanner) and printer. Besides, none of these devices can function without a software of its own and you need another software to tie them up together to function as a unit. I am a firm believer in the judiciary and a fervid advocate that people should resort to the judiciary to defend their rights. To that extent, the judgment of any court of competent jurisdiction should be binding on the parties involved. But the judiciary is not all about a High Court. The instant case requires further judicial inquisition and it is on this basis that a judgment of this nature need to be scrutinised by a higher assizes namely the Court of Appeal and the Supreme Court. It would be interesting to know in the final analysis what should earn a patent from the Nigeria patent office. Should one, for instance, be awarded patent for a product or service which he or she had no factory, laboratory or proven competence to create or just because such person was able to produce any document to support a claim? Nigerians need urgent answers to assuage their curiosity. •Musdafa writes from Abuja

  • Power sector: Return to Egypt?

    ONE of the most memorable events recorded in the Holy Bible is the journey of the Israelites from Egypt to the Promised Land. The story, in the book of Genesis, is not only well known to virtually every Christian and many more who have taken time to read the holy book, but its captivating essence is quite instructive. Each verse captures the incontrovertible evidence of God’s power over creation and how it could be used to favour as well as destroy, depending on His preferences, while on the flipside also showcasing man’s frailty to recognising, acknowledging and situating the profundity of such capacity in his relationship with God. How could the Israelites display such faithlessness after witnessing the wonders God performed in pulling them out of Egypt, including practically dividing the Red Sea to allow them passage and causing it to swallow the pursuing Egyptian soldiers, that they, in no time, began to doubt that the same God could see them through obviously far lighter problems? That is probably where the growing grumbling of many Nigerians grappling with the current challenging situation of electricity supply in the country becomes understandable. Suffering, no matter how slight, is certainly not man’s best of friends. So, in recent times, like the Israelites began to grumble as soon as the journey through the wilderness became more upsetting and some of them wishing to have been left in Egypt to continue and die in endless suffering, even with the strong smell of the Promised Land wafting through the air, many Nigerians are also already similarly becoming weary of continuing the journey on the clearly defined road towards optimal electricity delivery. Apart from individual complaints, media commentaries seem to have added to the growing doubts over the recently concluded privatisation of the power sector in the Nigerian, notwithstanding that the same people actually joined in rolling out the drums to welcome that singular feat achieved not too long ago. Because patience is a virtue which appears to be in short supply, this apparent despondency within these quarters have led to their questioning the competency of the new operators in the sector. “Where did they prove their expertise that qualified them to take over? What is their capital base? How are they going to raise the money they require to increase capacity and turn the sector around?” And as is wont in our clime, the only conclusion is the expected mantra – corruption. “They sold the companies to their cronies.” But does it follow? Where on earth have the expectations such Nigerians demand of the current process been met before? Surely, very few businesses are likely to mature and break even in three months. Even in well established ones, how much positive changes can be expected with the change of management in so short a time without cutting corners? Does a farmer not attend to his yam; guide the shoots and stems properly to ensure they do not stray away; continuously weed it; erect scarecrows to ensure that animals are kept away and engage in other activities necessary to prepare for a rich harvest? Does it happen in three months? Do we then expect less from the new operators in the power sector, whose tenure on the scene is less than three months? No matter the expertise with which they come, are they not expected to take stock and examine the ground before going full blast with their operations? What about staffing and equipment matters? Indeed, is it possible for them to do what the country could not do in decades in less than three months, given the depth to which the sector has sunk during this period? These are the bigger issues, the bigger questions. Even the telecom sector that symbolises the most apt example of the expectation in the power sector did not come quite easily or happen in a jiffy; neither have the services come anywhere to being perfect, nearly 15 years after. Have we forgotten that for many years, GSM phones remained the exclusive preserve of privileged Nigerians? Not only were the SIM cards quite costly, the process of obtaining them was also cumbersome. Now, the same cards are sold in every street corner at give-away costs and sometimes even free. From the foregoing, the only plausible option open to Nigerians is to be faithful and trusting. Professor Chinedu Nebo, Minister of Power, presently driving the process, must have the trust which the Israelites denied Moses during the journey to the Promised Land, not only because it is the only way to get there quickly, but because his pedigree beggars any form of failure. His outing in similar assignments, particularly as the Vice Chancellor of University of Nigeria Nsukka, UNN and the Federal University, Oye Ekiti, at different times, may be too distant for some to remember. But not the seamless conclusion of the privatisation exercise, a feat which not only appeared intractable before his arrival, but acknowledged as one of the most ambitious and most transparent of its kind in the world. Even at that, industry followers would admit that domestic issues that fell on Nebo’s desk like signing the management contract for the Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) and issuing of the Schedule of Delegated Authority (SODA); inaugurating the TCN Supervisory Board and revamping the transmission infrastructure; reactivating and funding the Rural Electrification Agency (REA) and resolving labour issues and paying entitlements of Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) among other things were not easy tasks, given the hiccups that dogged the entire process in the past. Yet, the Minister handled them so effortlessly. Recently, President Goodluck Jonathan flagged off Operation Light-up Rural Nigeria, another initiative that appeared like the icing on the cake in widening the horizon of the minister’s mandate, as it is aimed at electrifying the remotest areas of the country without hope of being connected to the national grid in the foreseeable future. The combined effect of all these is that there is a focused leader, who does not only know the direction he is going, but has the impetus of motion and the only foreseen result is success. Last week, the minister was quite emphatic about this in his strong message to generator sellers: “Mr. President had announced and I have reiterated it that generator sellers should start thinking of another business, because we will give Nigerians power.” Certainly, only the frivolous can talk with such boldness without a basis and those who know Nebo, will never associate him with that weakness. Of course, the picture he painted is already manifesting in some areas of the country. In Abuja, for instance, many people have forgotten that they own generators. As for problem areas, the minister promised accelerated action to deal with them. “We have problems in Lagos – technical problems. Power fluctuates so badly in Lagos; is much worse now. That problem will be resolved very soon. But in many parts of the country, you will begin to see gradual growth and very soon, with the repair of the Western gas pipeline – Warri- Escravos and so on – generation capacity will grow. And when that happens, there will more power available for the distribution companies to give to Nigerians,” he added. Good news: A few days after, that has happened, with the report that the pipelines have been fully repaired. Perhaps, the only foreseeable hiccup here is vandalism; saboteurs diving into the high sea to burst pipelines supplying the power stations with gas to ensure that electricity is not generated, for either economic or political reasons. They are the ones Nigerians should turn their anger to and do the battle against. They are the ones capable of derailing the train that has already left the station. In fact, nobody who was at the Nigeria Power Sector Investors Conference, on Monday, February 10, would have been left in doubt about what is going on in the industry. Not after witnessing the quality of investors from 29 countries that were there scrambling to see how they would get a piece of the action. For many Nigerians who seem disappointed that the transformation they expect after the assets handover in the power sector, has not taken place, it is instructive to note that the privatisation exercise is not an end, but a means to an end. That axiomatic first step, the right step in the direction of a thousand miles has just begun. And with it, comes a resounding message: We will not return to Egypt.

  • Jonathan, Tukur and a government of Jezebels

    I must commend President Goodluck Jonathan for removing Alhaji Bamanga Tukur as National Chairman of the PDP and finally dumping him. It really is good riddance to bad rubbish because that man was a disaster to his party. PDP itself is bad enough but to have a self-conceited and vainglorious ancient dinosaur who is completely fixed in his ways, who believes that anyone and everyone below the age of 60 is still a ‘’young’’ man or woman and who sees the world from the prism and mindset of a 1960’s Viet Nam war veteran that is still suffering from post-war traumatic syndrome was a disaster waiting to happen. This was a man that drove goodwill away from his party in the same way that shelltox drives away mosquitoes from a bedroom. As long as Tukur was in charge the continued demise of the PDP was guaranteed. He was not only a scourge to the ruling party but he was also a beautiful, eager and willing undertaker to it’s long lost glory and a tremendous source of comfort and joy to those of us in the opposition APC. We shall miss him sorely and I must confess that he did a great job for us whilst he lasted. May he enjoy his forced and long-overdue retirement from public office and partisan politics and may he live long enough to see the PDP defeated and an APC President sworn in 2015.

    I also commend the President for removing and reshuffling a large number of his key commanders in the military a couple of weeks ago and then retiring no less than three of his four Service Chiefs just the other day (16th January 2014) and appointing new ones. This was the right and proper thing to do after the precious lives of no less than 7000 innocent Nigerian citizens were cut short by Boko Haram in the war against terror in the last three years. It was also the expedient and responsible thing to do given the fact that no less than 200 of our gallant soldiers were killed in one battle alone against Boko Haram (and later buried in mass graves) just a few months ago simply because they ran out of bullets and after a whole army barracks was burnt down to the ground and the family members of military personnel were slaughtered, again by Boko Haram, just a few weeks ago. Something had to give and heads had to role simply because we were not making any headway in the war against terror and instead we were suffering heavy casualties and embarrassing losses.

    Yet despite the fact that both

    moves

    were commendable they will

    change nothing because they are both too little and too late. The PDP will continue to sink because it is a political party that has lost it’s bearing and it’s soul and it has mortgaged it’s conscience. It has also lost the source and strength of it’s inspiration and moral authority in the distinguished person of President Olusegun Obasanjo who really was the glue that bound the party together and kept it going against all odds. Though Obasanjo remains in the PDP he has also wisely opted out of participating in it’s affairs. This is a manifestation of his disgust with the President and the former National Chairman and he has now become the official ‘’navigator’’ of the newly emerging power in the field of Nigerian politics which is known as the APC. Frankly speaking the PDP has become a party that is beyond redemption and the removal of Tukur cannot change that. I say this because no sensible person will go back to a stinking carcass simply because the head of the dead animal has been cut off and thrown away. A carcass remains a carcass whether you cut off it’s head, legs or any other part of it’s body or not. Whichever way, it remains as dead as a dodo and it only awaits a formal burial. The truth is that the vultures are already feeding fat on the rotting and decaying cadavar of the PDP and whether anyone likes to hear it or not the truth is that that party can never be whole again. As I said 8 months ago it is a party that has been rejected by God and whose leaders are suffering God’s judgement for their unjust, gluttonous, wicked, foul and evil ways.

    In the same way I have to say that no matter how commendable and honourable in intention the recent changes in our military High Command may be they will achieve nothing either and, in practical terms, they will serve absolutely no purpose. This is because the morale of the army is very low due to the massive losses that they have recorded in the war against Boko Haram and because they have a Commander in Chief who does not care about their welfare, does not ‘’give a damn’’ about their fortunes and does not have the guts to lead and inspire them with strength and courage. Worst still he has refused to arm and equip them properly or give them a free hand to fight and prosecute the war against terror with the ruthless precision and decisive resolve that is required. They say that if an army of sheep is led by a lion it will win every battle. In the same vein they also say that if an army of lions is led by a sheep it cannot win any battle. The latter is the case in Nigeria. In our military we have an army of lions who are well-trained, professional, strong, courageous, ready to go and capable of doing anything that is required of them as long as they are properly-led, well-armed, well-equipped, well-motivated, well-supplied, adequately encouraged, thoroughly inspired and well-supported. However that same army of noble and courageous lions is led by a sheep who, by his own words, has told the world that he is not a lion, he is not a warrior, he is not a fighter and that he is not a king. If anyone has any doubts about that permit me to refer you to my essay titled ‘’A President Without Balls’’ and the two updated versions of the same essay titled ‘’The Gutless Eunuch and Spirit of the Jagaban’’ and ‘’The Gutless Eunuch and the Lion King’’ respectively. They can all be found on my website-www.femifanikayode.org or you can just google them. To have such a man as Commander-in-Chief actually encourages and tempts the enemy to attack us because weakness and a reluctance to lock horns and engage and to be strong, forceful and decisive when provoked or attacked always attracts aggression. As long as such a weak and uninspiring man remains the Commander-in-Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces please be ready for more casualties and more losses regardless of how lion-like, courageous or professional our soldiers may be.

    However there is hope. If Good

    luck Jonathan wants his for

    tunes and the fortunes of his party to change and if he wants peace to return to our shores he simply has to take the following nine steps.

    1. He has to resign as President forthwith and undertake to stay out of Nigerian politics for the next 10 years.

    2. If he cannot step down, he must give a public undertaking to the Nigerian people that he will not run for re-election in 2015 and he should not change his mind at the last minute.

    3. He must apologise to Nigerians for the mess he has created of the economy and ask forgiveness for his manipulative ways and the gross incompetence and ineptitude that he has displayed while running the affairs of this country over the last three years.

    4. He must write a letter of condolence and pay a token fee of compensation as restitution to the families of every single one of the 7,000 innocent Nigerians that have been killed by Boko Haram in the last three years.

    5. He must take off the kid gloves, stop interfering and give the military the green light to use all necessary means to prosecute the war against Boko Haram and he must win that war.

    6. He must remove one Esho Jinadu who is better known as Mr. Buruju Kashamu (a rather strange name that does not have it’s origins in Yorubaland but instead sounds like a low quality brand of Indian tea) as the leader of the PDP in the Southwest and honour the demand of the American Courts and the ruling of the Nigerian Federal High Court and Court of Appeal by extraditing him to the United States of America to answer serious charges of drug smuggling in that country forthwith.

    7. He must direct his Ijaw supremacist kinsmen to desist from threatening the lives of other Nigerians that oppose his government and who keep threatening brimstone and fire and the dismemberment of Nigeria if he is not allowed to come back in 2015,

    8. He must direct Chief E.K. Clark, his new-found political father and mentor, to stop insulting the Yoruba people and desist from attacking our leader Asiwaju Bola Tinubu on his behalf.

    9. He must give a public undertaking that the other four Presidents that run this country with him and that act as his ‘’co-Presidents’’ will also step down with him forthwith or, if he insists on staying till 2015, give an undertaking that he will fire them with immediate effect and bar them from playing any role whatsover in the running of the affairs of our country from now on.

    Those four co-Presidents are, in order of seniority, 1. Dame Patience Jonathan (our amiable First Lady)

    2. Allison Dizeani Madueke (the Minister of Petroleum Resources)

    3. Stella Oduah (Minister of Aviation) and

    4. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala (Minister of Finance and the Co-ordinating Minister).

    President Goodluck Jonathan, even though he is the public face of the small cabal of co-Presidents that presently rules Nigeria and even though he is the one that was given a lawful mandate from the Nigerian people in 2011 to lead our country, comes a distant fifth in the pecking order. He is co-President No. 5.

    Yet it is not too late. If our Presi

    dent can find the courage to take

    these steps, peace will return to Nigeria immediately and our people will once again have hope. The problem that we have in our country today is not an ageing former Party National Chairman called Bamanga Tukur who had lost touch with reality, who never knew how to play the game and who did not know when to call it quits. And neither was it a set of tired and exhausted army commanders and Service Chiefs who did their best but who received no real and tangible support or encouragement from their Commander-in-Chief in the field of battle. The problem that we have is the President himself- a President who prides himself on his own weakness and incompetence . A President who is as confused and as clueless as the comic character, called Chancey Gardner in the celebrated 1970’s Peter Seller’s Hollywood blockbuster titled: Being There.

    A President who does not understand the meaning of the word ‘’class’’ or ‘’honesty’’ and who breaks his own word consistently. A President who has abdicated his responsibilities, destroyed his own political party, divided his own country, alienated his own friends, humiliated his own mentor, abandoned his own people, brought ridicule to his own faith, cowers before his own officials, betrays his own governors, scorns the international community and breaks his solemn oath to protect and defend the Nigerian people. A President who does not even have the nerve or the guts to call to order any of the numerous Jezebels that control him. He is the problem we have in our country today and until he resigns, is impeached or is voted out of power nothing will change and Nigeria will continue to go from bad to worse. That is what you get when you vote for a man who never wore shoes to school. May God deliver our country.

     

    •Chief Fani-Kayode is former Aviation Minister

     

  • Defecting senators and PDP’s hypocrisy

    Democracy has many definitions and interpretations across schools of thoughts depending on the ideological leaning or interest of the contending scholars. Samuel Lipset offered one of the initially recognized classifications of contemporary democracy which he hinges on majority rule and minority rights. Morlino developed Lipset’s hypothesis further by describing a democratic system as “a set of institutions and rules that allow competition and participation for all citizens considered as equals characterized by free, fair and recurring elections. Though, definitions of democracy may vary for obvious reasons, its unique features are clear and incontrovertible across the contending perspectives. Among such are accountability (every democratically elected government is accountable to the people, to whom it owes its existence) and proper conduct of elections. The true representatives of the people must emerge through credible electoral process for us to expect them to be accountable to the people.

    One very important feature of democracy that, distinguishes it from other systems of government is its guarantee of freedom of association. According to Lane Kirkland, famous American labour leader, who served as AFL-CIO President for 16 years, “Democracy depends on stable, representative institutions. It depends on the right to organize. It depends on freedom of association.”  The  UN General Assembly, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 20, 1948, also states that “everyone has the right to freedom of peaceful assembly and association and that no one may be compelled to belong to an association.”

    The exercise of freedom of association by all classes of people in a given society has always been at the heart of the struggle for democracy around the world, and it remains at the heart of society once democracy has been achieved. Without freedom of association, other freedoms lose their substance. It is impossible to defend individual rights if citizens are unable to organize around common needs and interests. As one labor leader put it, “Freedom of expression without freedom of association is the right to speak freely in the wilderness.”

    Freedom of association is the right to mingle with or dissociate from, join or leave, relate or disagree with groups purely out of a person’s own choosing, and for the group to take collective action to pursue the interests of members.  It is both an individual right and a collective right, guaranteed by all modern and democratic legal systems, including the United States Bill of Rights, article 11 of the European Convention on Human Rights and the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and international law, including articles 20 and 23 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and Conventions 87 and 98 of the International Labour Organization.  The 1999 constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in Section 40 makes it clear that “Every person shall be entitled to assemble freely and associate with other persons, and in particular he may form or belong to any political party, trade union or any other association for the protection of his interest.”

    Most political philosophers are of the opinion that freedom of association is essential to the development of civil society and thus very vital in the strengthening of democracy. Not only this, it is also an important fortification against all forms of despotism. It is typical of dictators to view free organizations as threats and target them for repression, takeover, or closure. The hallmark of a totalitarian state is the destruction of structures and institutions that encourage freedom of association.

    It is from the foregoing that one would like to analyse recent political development in the country, with particular consideration to the defection of politicians from one political camp to the other. It would not be an understatement to state that the recent arrival of the All Progressive Congress, APC, on the Nigerian political scene, has radically altered the political landscape in the country. The party’s ability to gain a significant in road, within such a short period of its existence, into places hitherto regarded as People Democratic Party, PDP, strongholds is already creating palpable fears among PDP stalwarts across the country. It has now suddenly dawned on PDP and its group of day-dreamers that their ludicrous plan to rule the country for 50 un-interrupted years is becoming an illusion.

    It is, however, disappointing that the leadership of the National Assembly, particularly the Senate, has been acting in undemocratic manners by deliberately frustrating attempt by 11 defecting PDP senators to officially notify the Senate of their new political preference. It is rather amusing that Senate President, David Mark and his co-travellers in the Senate, have found it expedient to hide under curious  legal pretext in their bid to thwart the wish of these defecting senators. It is equally laughable and hypocritical that the PDP-led senate leadership has suddenly found legal justification as a basis to temporarily delay the aspiration of the defecting senators. In 2003, when the late Dr. Wahab Dosunmu dumped the Alliance for Democracy (AD) and later defected to the PDP, it was a big celebration in the Senate. Ditto for Senator Musiliu Obanikoro who took his mandate with the AD to the PDP and was equally applauded by the largely PDP dominated Senate.  In fact, Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe was not only applauded for dumping the AD for PDP, he was compensated with the position of Minister of Works. This is just to mention a few instances that reinforce PDP led senate leadership hypocritical stance on the defecting PDP senators.

    What those behind the APC initiative has done should be commended by all stakeholders in the polity. They have been able to achieve what respected political leaders in the previous republics could not accomplish. If the opposition leaders in the second republic, for instance, had achieved such feat, the ruling National Party of Nigeria, NPN, could have found the task of re-election a tough call in the 1983 general elections. By implication, the country would have been rescued from the political and economic woes it was thrown into by the ruling NPN. This is the first time in the socio-political history of Nigeria that opposition parties have braced the odds to come together in order to build a solid party with a broad outlook and national identity. It is a bold attempt to forestall the tendency of turning the country into a one party state which the PDP, for obvious reasons, would have preferred.

    To consolidate democracy, restore a functioning economy, and promote sustainable economic growth, we need to tolerate and encourage the political preferences of every Nigerian. To deliberately complicate the aspiration of Nigerians to freely associate with the political party of their choice is inimical to democratic principles. For democracy to truly be the government of the people, it is important that the political inclination of everyone is respected and protected. Indeed, as it is often said, and truly so, power belongs to the people, but certainly not for people whose freedom of association is being curtailed.  God bless Nigeria!

     

     

    •Ibirogba is commissioner for information and strategy, Lagos

     

  • The complex politics of Tambuwal

    The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Rt. Hon. Aminu Tambuwal, may at times appear ambivalent, but the fact remains that the young lawyer from Sokoto State has succeeded in carving a niche for himself as a formidable force in present day Nigerian politics.

    This derives essentially from the way he has very skillfully managed the affairs of the Green Chamber of the National Assembly in the last six years of the current democratic dispensation.

    He has succeeded in not compromising the integrity and independence of the House to the delicate point where many have wondered whether he was still a loyal member of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

    Rt. Hon. Tambuwal became Speaker against the tide of the wishes of the leaders of his party. Majority of his colleagues in the House had voted for him to lead them as they saw in him a leader who could protect the constitutionally guaranteed independence of the legislature and play effectively the role of a check on the executive and judicial arms of government.

    So far, he has served this purpose to the point of self-sacrifice, as ought to be the case.

    Because of some of the pro-people positions that he and the House under his charge have adopted, which have been construed as anti-establishment, there have been attempts to surreptitiously remove him as Speaker, but these attempts have always been foiled, largely because of the mass followership he enjoys among his colleagues in the House, across party lines and across the geo-political zones of the country.

    Many have come to agree that to a large extent, the House of Representatives has been the bastion of resistance to policies and programmes of government that appear to be anti-people. The House under Tambuwal has asked relevant questions that have raised the consciousness of the people concerning troubling issues and that have brought to public knowledge critical information that would, otherwise, have remained shrouded in secrecy to the detriment of the masses of Nigeria.

    With as yet unsurpassed courage, this otherwise youthful legislator has spoken truth to power, often in a most humble and respectful manner, which inspires hope that a dispensation of issues – based politics without bitterness is around the corner.

    Tambuwal has spectacularly succeeded, where many others failed, in commanding followership across party lines, and has often spoken out in commendation of political office holders, especially governors, of parties that are not the PDP, which forthrightness had, at times attracted criticism to him from his party members, especially those from the states controlled by the office holders he had publicly applauded, including Governors Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State, Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State and Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, all of who belong to the opposition All Progressives Congress, APC.

    He has taken partisan politics to a new level where performance must be encouraged and, indeed, celebrated, as strategy to motivate public office holders to wake up and effectively compete with those that are seen to be setting the pace. That is the way to go, especially if the country is to experience rapid socio – political and economic development.

    As the country is progressively heading towards a political system that will be dominated by two major parties, Tambuwal’s sagacity would be further tested and indications are that he would continue to side-step the landmines that dot the political landscape of the country.

    The recent decampment of 37 members of the PDP to the APC which has changed the political calculations in the Green Chamber, will, indeed, test his political sagacity and his popularity again as he would, literally, be presiding over a House that is now dominated by members of the opposition party.

    Tambuwal’s caustic  criticism of the presidency in recent time, especially on account of corrupt practices and the calls by the APC and some other stakeholders for the executive arm of government to be probed as well as for impeachment proceedings to be initiated against the president would present the Speaker with fresh challenges that he must, also, frontally, tackle.

    Equally sure to task his political skills is the directive by APC to its federal legislators to block bills brought before the National Assembly by the presidency especially the budget bill. Many have concluded that if the APC’s directive is carried out to the letter, it would lead to a shutdown of government and how Tambuwal handles this new challenge would determine the new height that he would attain in the nation’s political ladder.

    The expectation of close watchers of this new kid on the bloc is that he would, as has been his practice, approach these new challenges with the best interest of the masses of Nigeria uppermost in his heart and with the foremost consideration being the need to safeguard the country’s fledgling democracy.

    He has positioned himself properly as a beautiful bride in the current political dispensation and the ruling party as well as the opposition must strive harder to court and win him over as he  is, without doubt, a major political asset.

    Many are convinced that with youth, eloquence, sagacity, ability to command followership all in his favour, Tambuwal is a fit and proper material for higher office than the one he currently occupies. What would need to be determined would be whether the time for such ascendency would be now or in the near future and the political platform through which such promotion would materialise.

     

    •Theophilus wrote in from Kaiama, Kolokuma/Opokuma LGA of Bayelsa State.

  • Power shift, Delta North and Macaulay

    Power shift, Delta North and Macaulay

    I have followed with keen interest the torrents of reactions to a press interview purportedly granted by the Secretary to the Delta State Government, Comrade Ovuozourie Macaulay, published in the Guardian Newspaper of Friday 24th January 2014.

    The responses had manifested in strident attacks on the personality of the SSG by the State Chairman of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Chief Peter Nwaoboshi followed by all manners of denunciations from phantom groups and individual in paid newspaper advertisements.

    The thrust of the negative reactions was a news report written by Mr. Hendrix Oliomogbe, Asaba Correspondent of The Guardian supposedly from the proceedings of a press briefing held in the office of the SSG attended by Press Corps drawn from the print and electronic media.

    In the story published by The Guardian on Friday 24th January 2014, Comrade Macaulay was quoted to have expressed his views on the much celebrated issue of PDP pact on power shift regarding the Anioma people and the 2015 Governorship seat.

    As one familiar with events, let it be put clearly on record for the first time, that Comrade Macaulay never in the course of the press briefing, which I attended said the Anioma ethnic nationality has no legitimate right or moral justification to produce a governor in the next democratic dispensation, under the PDP.

    While the formal meeting with the press in his office lasted, the SSG at no time aired any contentious or derisive viewpoint on PDP pact and the clamour of Anioma people for power shift. The opinions attributed to Comrade Macaulay in The Guardian report were completely warped. He was quoted out of context.

    It is an unfortunate act of indiscretion that an unprovoked clique of ethnic traducers have emerged to attack the SSG for what he did not say.

    Let it be clarified for the sake of good reason that the fulcrum of Comrade Macaulay’s mind set on the 2015 Governorship ambition by the Aniomas is that the people should seek the path of consultation, accommodation, inclusiveness, tolerance, open heartedness as the trajectory of their collective desire.

    Macaulay’s innocuous pulse carries a life line, in aid of Anioma governorship agenda not ill will. He deserves commendation not condemnation.

    It is in this light, that any unbiased observer would view as sad and objectionable the aggravated assaults on the person of Comrade Ovuozourie Macaulay in recent media publications.

    There are no gaffes as terrible as ignorance and indiscretion. By the way, who can be more Anioma than Macaulay? Is it not banal to sing to a choir? Who loves egalitarian or cohesive Delta more than Macaulay?

    One fact the Anioma ethnic jingoists attacking Macaulay probably do not know is that he is not a stranger in Delta North. Macaulay may be Isoko having hailed from Owhe-Ologbo in Isoko North Local Government Area, but he is also blessed with a proud ancestry rooted in Delta North and Delta Central.

    His maternal grandmother was originally an Amai native in Ukwuani Local Government Area of Delta State, the economic jewel of Anioma land. He speaks Ndokwa with received pronunciation better than the natives. His paternal grandmother came from Orogun in Ughelli North Local Government Area. He understands and also speaks Urhobo. He is a unique Deltan.

    Again, any condescending characterization of Comrade Macaulay is laughable. Who can beat his pedigree? Recall that Delta Central Coalition (DCC) in an advertorial published in the Vanguard of Tuesday, January 28, 2014 had noted in rude recklessness: “A man lucky to have moved from humble beginning so swiftly, so dizzingly to the amazement of many, as a civil service, TV Journalist to an exalted office responsible to the entire State should be more circumspect.”

    The obscure group was obviously taking a cue from an earlier statement credited to Delta PDP Chairman Chief Peter Nwaoboshi where he referred to Macaulay as an ordinary “Journalist” who came to fortune in government. This is an affront on the noble profession of journalism.

    Contrary to such uninformed posturing, no individual or group of persons can lay claim to relevance or significance in Nigeria’s social or political landscape more than the journalist.

    DCC and their paymasters need to be reminded that Doyens of modern Nigeria like Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, Dr. Herbert Macaulay and Chief Obafemi Awolowo were all journalists! Patriots like former NDDC Boss, Chief Onyema Ugochukwu and former Governor of Ogun State, Chief Segun Osoba to mention but a few distinguished themselves as journalists, just as Macaulay rose from being a reporter to a management staff before he voluntarily retired in 2004 without blemish.

    For Comrade Ovuozorie Macaulay, his immense contributions to journalism, trade unionism and governance in Delta State and beyond are marked for the record books, clearly unassailable.

    As pioneer chairman of the Nigeria Union of Journalists, (NUJ) Delta State Council beginning from March 1992, he made a resounding impact unparalleled till date, gaining all time respect among his peers and the general public. As Chairman of the Delta State Chapter of the Nigeria Labour Congress NLC, he championed the struggle for workers rights, culminating in the building of the best NLC State Secretariats in Nigeria, today in Asaba, the heart of Anioma.

    Even at his own personal risk, Comrade Macaulay as labour leader mobilized Delta workers to stop the military under Walter Feghabor administration from spending 1.6 billion Naira left in the coffers of the State Government in the twilight of Army disengagement in 1999, which the present PDP Chairman, Peter Nwaoboshi was a beneficiary.

    He was in exile for three weeks when the civilian government of Governor James Ibori took over, a selfless sacrifice that earned him commendation for helping to stabilize the state.

    These are facts of history. Macaulay’s unreasonable self appointed assessors may have also forgotten so easily or chose not to remember, his sagacity or administrative savvy in helping the State Government to end the bitter ethnic Warri crisis from the 1990s to 2004 as Commissioner in-charge of Inter Ethnic Relations and Conflict Resolution.

    What the mischief makers and attention seekers castigating the personality of the SSG need to know is that his impeccable credentials and contributions to the growth and development of the State qualify him as an eminent Deltan, patriot and extra-ordinary leader worthy of all respect.

    In the same vein, it is obvious that the SSG as a man of peace, integrity and good breeding has high regard for the person and office of the State PDP Chairman Chief Peter Nwaoboshi and indeed respect and love for the entire people of Anioma who are also his kindred. But respect should be reciprocal.

    For those beating empty drums of ethnic separatism, they need to be informed that the SSG as a completely detribalized Deltan is at home in Delta North. For the records Macaulay remains one of the first and earliest non Asaba indigenes to settle in the State Capital along with his family since the creation of Delta State in 1991. He was among the first non-Asaba persons to put up a building in the state capital, at a time when most people including those castigating him now, could not visit the state capital as a result of ethnic hatred.

    Macaulay’s highest economic investment, a multi-million naira integrated agricultural farm employing over 160 youths is located in Ndokwa, Anioma area.

    Given his excellent track record as a fine journalist, outstanding labour leader and distinguished public officer, his views on issues should be taken in good faith as the counsel of the wise.

    Those seeking Anioma Governor in 2015 have the liberty, no doubt. But they must show great tact and discretion in a complex multi-ethnic society like Delta, where the views, sensibilities and interests of others must be respected.

    Those who seek power must display high level of tolerance and be able to accept constructive advice.

    Macaulay is a friend and brother, who means well for the Anioma nation.

    Let the Anioma people be guided.

    Chris Anana, a veteran journalist wrote from Asaba.

     

  • Nigeria’s bad luck party?

    Being the incumbent should, ordinarily, stand President Goodluck Jonathan in good stead in the run-up to next year’s presidential election but at the moment he is not even sure of having a strong, united party behind him.

    At the president’s inauguration three years ago, the governing People’s Democratic Party (PDP), which he heads, had a comfortable majority in both chambers of the National Assembly.

    He could have any bill passed into law, notwithstanding opposition parties’ views. That is no longer the situation.

    Floor-crossing by its legislators has wiped out the PDP’s majority in one chamber – the House of Representatives.

    Although the party retains its dominance in the other chamber – the Senate – the president cannot pass any bill into law without co-operation by opposition party members.

    This is one reason why this year’s federal budget is sitting unattended in the assembly.

    This time last year the ruling party had 19 of the 36 state governors.

    By the end of the year, five of them had formally defected to the main opposition party, the All Progressive Congress (APC), and more may be waiting to do so.

    This means that, because the governors control their legislatures, President Jonathan cannot get through any amendments to the constitution – under Nigeria’s federal system, two-thirds of state parliaments must approve any such changes.

    It also means the president will have to work harder for votes in those states next year, should he run for president.

    This leads on to why the ruling party is now in a crisis situation.

    The major cause is the president’s undeclared intention to run for another term in office next year.

    This is why the tenure of the party’s national chairman, Bamanga Tukur, became a problem for many party leaders, who accused him of arrogance and failure to consult.

    He has now resigned after months of pressure; his opponents, angered by his perceived support for President Jonathan’s re-nomination, had been demanding his removal.

    While the storm within the party was gaining momentum, former President Olusegun Obasanjo, political benefactor of Mr Jonathan and a strong influence within the party, wrote a damning letter last month cataloguing alleged personal shortcomings of the president and his style of governance.

    The letter was more devastating than if it had been written by the leader of the main opposition party.

    President Jonathan replied, denying all the allegations.

    He said that the former president had done him “grave injustice” with the public letter.

    He accused Mr Obasanjo of trying to incite the populace against him.

    His supporters within the PDP leadership and his political aides fired a barrage of denunciations against Mr Obasanjo but the resultant controversy has not helped the president.

    Yet another political bombshell was delivered by the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    He alleged that nearly $50bn (£30bn) was unaccounted for from crude oil receipts taken by the national petroleum corporation.

    Official denials followed shortly afterwards but in the end it was admitted that about $10bn was yet to be accounted for.

    There was a report last week that the president directed the central bank governor to resign because his letter had been leaked, but that the governor refused, apparently calculating that it would be difficult for the president to muster the two-thirds majority in the Senate needed to sack him.

    It seems the president has dumped Mr Tukur in the hope this can save the party, which has won every election since the end of military rule in 1999.

    His own political future remains uncertain.

    It is not only raining over President Jonathan, it is like a deluge falling on him.

    He may have to draw on all the luck of his first name to sail through.

     

    Culled from BBC

     

  • Semipe Boy

    I don’t know what informed his parents to give him this name, Semipe, a Yoruba name, translating to mean “God made me whole” in English language. My first meeting him was years ago when his mother (my sister in-law) brought him to our house in Ibadan to spend some part of his long vacation with us. That was time past and ever since then, Semipe has become a regular holiday face in our home. To me, he reminds me that August has come, a time to start planning for the coming school session: books, school bags, provisions and most importantly, the school fees. In retrospect, I remember the first question Semipe asked me within hours of his arrival and after he has confirmed the departure of his parents to Lagos was “what’s your name”? I took a cursory look at him, not knowing if I should answer this toddler or not. Seeing his anxiety and innocence, I offered to answer him. “Muyiwa is my name,” I said. And from that point, I can’t keep tab of the avalanche of unanswerable but interesting probes and questions by this little brat. We live in a neighborhood where families don’t really interact due to inelastic fence gap or perhaps due to other social factors. Semipe, therefore, has to contend with a gang of four teenagers, his cousins, to enjoy his holiday in Ibadan. At five, now eight, Semipe constantly reminds me of a great book I read years ago, Marley and Me, authored by John Grogan. In this epic novel, the author brought to fore the quality of affinity that could develop between two sensitive creatures and how a dog, Marley, redefines the meaning of life to its owner. Semipe’s day starts by 7am or thereabouts when he must have been jerked to life by his older cousins, dragging him along to sitting room for the ritualistic morning devotion. Sometimes I wonder who my family is praying to; with all the children acting like a bunch of sailors from 17:59 country and my wife’s chanting; a good replica of an itinerary prophetess from the Old Testament. It is a sight to behold, especially on Saturdays. Anyway, I understand God rewards good intentions, especially if our mouths mirror our deeds. Half asleep and acting in conformity with the prevailing perfunctory pious mien, Semipe is eagerly waiting for the Grace to be thankfully shared. I know the prayer session is over when there’s a gentle knock on my door, usually three times. “Come in Semipe”, I always responded. Despite years of training and reminders, our teenage children wouldn’t give us the luxury of privacy by knocking on our bedroom for ingress. They just bump in, and in seconds, the mannerless intruder will be chased out by their mum. With a knock on the door, it must be Semipe, he approaches cautiously to ascertain I’m fully awake or doubting if he would be welcomed. What he doesn’t know or pretends not believe is that I look forward to his early morning visits. For one, he will bring my mind back from the astral travels and force me to see the present. Beyond this, with him by my side, I see what Jesus meant when He said the surest way to Heaven is to be like a child. A child does not carry the burden of knowledge or thoughts. Neither does he ‘feel’ nor process cognition. “Good morning SSirrr,” he would say as he quickly turn to my side of bed and sit where my right hand ends. At this point, I will hold his right hand and ask him about the night and why he came to see me. He has never given me any satisfactory reason, so I stopped asking him. Simply, he has come to fellowship with me. He would sit for a while then ask when I plan to leave the house and where I intend to go. I normally say ‘so if I tell you, what do you want to do?’ Deep inside, I knew he wanted something. ‘You know I left my ball in Lagos, ‘he would totter. ‘Oh, I see. Do you want a new ball now, and what color?’ I asked. For that morning, we would talk about football and I marvelled at his perceptions of the sport. He will talk about how he admires a boy in his age grade who plays good soccer in his school and about his numerous games on his dad’s IPad. Our conversation will go back and forth soon enough for someone to yell his name SEMIPE!!!. Then he would scram out of the room but not before ‘don’t forget ooo’ I will follow him to the door with my eyes , shook my head and reflect on how growing up was with me at that age. Life’s good when you have no worries. No wonder, The Beattles’s hit song , YESTERDAY, sold far in excess of their expectations. The last four words in that hit lyrics says ‘so I believe in yesterday ‘. His perching shrills from the sitting room area usually bring me back to life. I would get out of bed to find out what manner of injustice has just been meted out to him by his older cousins. Semipe will be running around, clingy deviantly to a substance, while Olufela, our house baby, pursue with determined strides wanting to dislodge the substance from him. I later learnt not to respond to his distress cries again because what I perceived to be hues and cries from him are mostly suppressed laughters and giggles from his pranks. Oh Semipe!! Teach a child to be a gentleman, he will always be, even to the embarrassment of people around him. Semipe is an example of good manner taken to the extreme. I cannot say he loves a particular food better than the other. I mostly hear my wife’s screaming threats on him over his unfinished meals; how she will pack such meals for him to take back to Lagos. He would sneak to my room and quickly inform me about his unfinished beans porridge. ‘Go and tell Bobo, he will help you,’ I always tell him. Bobo is our 17-year-old claustrophobic choleric son and Semipe’s room mate. They are fond of each other. Often times, I have found them chatting intimately and the boy in rapt attention. Such times, I quicken my steps and block my ears to their little talks but sometimes too, I will deliberately send Bobo on an errand to put an end to their parley. Not fair? Nothing is fair in life. ‘No, Bobo will not help me’ he will say. ‘So what do you want me to do,’ I asked. But before he could think of an answer to that, he will shout ’’I want to explode o’’. To me, an explosion in the middle of conversation has no correlation. Next, I will see him walking, like a cat, cautiously step by step to the door and true to his prediction, a staccato of rumbling air will erupt around him shortly after. ‘ Semipe, just walk away with that explosion, don’t come back o’ I would scream. He’s gone, leaving a trail of u Bintu behind. That boy!!. Another day, wearing his favorite red and blue Spider-Man Levi, Semipe will announce himself by my door ‘’spider man!!!’’ I will look up from bed to see a caricature Spider-Man grinning at me with a set of milk dentition. His night cover cloth tied around his neck, flowing backward and brandishing a stick from god- knows- where. He would say ‘heee yah, heeeyaah’, this time in Jackie Shan’s posture and before I could make up mind on what to do about him, he would have disappeared. And shortly too, I will hear his high pitch distress cries from the sitting room area. I always pretend I didn’t hear. Semipe is fun to be with. Few times I watched his favorite TV hero, Ben 10, with him. I ‘ve never understood the story line nor been overtly excited by his clever actions. This could be so because my mind is never there. Nigeria is a big theater enough for me. Semipe will sit quietly savouring every move and the razzmatazz of the lead actor while I watched him in amazement. Other times, he would be there watching a movie or musical with his teenage cousins. Everything will look good and peaceful until an Adam decides to yield to the temptation of an Eve in the movie. Semipe will quickly use his right hand to cover his eyes for some seconds or so until the kissing scene is over. ‘’Semipe, why are you covering your eyes?’’ others will chorus. ‘My mum said I should not watch those evil things,’ he would reply. What others didn’t know is that between his index finger and the middle one, he has left enough space for him to watch and know when the evil scene is over. He missed nothing. Oh! That boy! September is here and the holiday is gradually coming to an end. I received notification from his parents that they would be in Ibadan to take Semipe back to Lagos in preparations for school. I called him to our usual rendezvous, my bed side, to inform him that he will be leaving soon, tomorrow to be precise. Alarmed and deeply saddened by this news, he said ‘Ooho, can’t they come later, not tomorrow? Please help me tell them not to come yet?’ ‘See, Semipe, you have to go so that they can prepare you for school, more so, you are going to college now, you need to prepare,’ I responded. With that, the issue is finally settled. And from that point, an insidious gloom is set all over him, even me too. I have to admit that I have a genuine filial affinity for him. And this same feeling, I believe, carries the same intensity from every member of my family towards him. On September 10, 2013, he was evacuated to Lagos but not without a scene though. So Semipe, bye, seeing you soon again. •Arthur : majumobi@yahoo.com