Category: Saturday Magazine

  • Femi Otedola roots for daughter

    Femi Otedola roots for daughter

    This month enjoys the unique feature of ushering quite a number of bigwigs into the league of the golden age. Leading the pack is Senator Teslim Folarin who will clock age 50 on October 30. Information at the disposal of Celeb Watch indicates that some of his friends are planning to make the day a memorable one.

    It is said that Senator Folarin’s celebration will be two-pronged; a low-profile get together in Abuja where many of his senator friends and political associates will be on hand to celebrate with him. The party train will then stop in Ibadan, the land of his birth, specifically at Casa Lucio Hall, for the grand celebration on November 2. The wife of the former lawmaker and Oyo State political juggernaut, Angela, is coordinating the celebration.

    In the same vein, a former governorship aspirant, Femi Babalola, will clock the golden age on October 19, and the event will be marked at his Hall of Grace, Jogor Centre, where he will be assisted by guests to cut his 50th birthday cake.

    Hon. Babatunde Oduyoye is also billed to mark his 50th birthday during the month, even though the exact nature of the celebration remains yet under wrap.

  • Little White Dresses

    Little White Dresses

    WHAT’S hotter this season than a little white dress? This is not my first trend alert for the little white dress. But it really is a trend for this season, and if you are in any doubt, please take a look at the fashionistas who have successfully worn a little white dress (LWD) in the past months, starting with my favourite, Hadiza Okoya, in her well-structured look for her 25th birthday.

    Imani Swank also wore a nice piece. She did it pretty much with less accessories too.

  • I earned respect riding bicycle instead of car

    I earned respect riding bicycle instead of car

    He was a spectacle. He is still a spectacle. But that spectacle is about to vanish forever from the University of Ibadan (UI). He is Pius Omole, a lecturer in the Communication and Language Arts Department of the university, who just retired on Tuesday.

    UI students, particularly those in the Faculty of Arts, Tedder Hall and surrounding areas, could not but notice a hippy-like don who though parked a red Ford Mustang in his official quarters, cycled round the campus with his famous bandana. That was in the 1980s.

    In the post-2000 era, he has slowed down, somewhat. The bandana is gone, rued with a bashful smile, by the one who once proudly donned it, on account of its age and his inability to get a fitting replacement. So has the bicycle. The young rebel of yore is older and less agile.

    But his hippy culture, with its rebellion against the status quo, still frowns at the conventional car in which a don of his status must cruise. So, exit the bicycle, enter the bike. Whereas the Omole of the 1980s cycled around the campus, the Omole of 2013 biked around.

    “I came to Ibadan International School (ISI) for my higher school certificate after finishing at King’s College, Lagos (KC),” he drawled, rolling his tongue in his throat in his inimitable way, his eyes a sparkle of excitement yet dead serious as he explained his first contact with the hippy culture that has clung to him like a cloak.

    “I was attracted by the sheer number of Americans in ISI between 1965 and 1966. So, I preferred to do my sixth form in ISI,” he explained. “Within that time, I had discovered American culture and I wanted to be very American. At ISI, I had all the Americanisation I could ever dream of.

    “I got to know about the hippies through rock music. Ever since, I’ve followed the hippies, even though the hippies as a group have died. Only individual hippies remain.”

    But while ISI gifted him the hippy culture which set him apart from others, KC gave him the anti-establishment shove that drove him UI’s way. The new Universidad de Navarra (University of Navarra), Pamplona, Spain BA Spanish Literature (1973) and MA Contemporary Black Literature (1975) graduate had returned in 1976 to his old school, at former Race Course, Lagos Island, to hunt for a teaching job.

    He recalled his days at KC with no less pride and excitement: “I was in King’s College from 1960 to 1964. We were called the ‘Independence Generation’ because it was in our first year that Nigeria had independence, and all the performances [to mark the event] were done at Race Course, right in front of us. So, we had all that stuck in our head. But it’s a disillusion today. We all looked forward to a Nigeria that was going to be great.”

    Omole looked pained and forlorn as he related his KC days with his job hunting at his old school. As he was making his way to the principal’s office, he happened on a most amazing sight. An enraged military officer was literally flexing his muscles, threatening to “deal” with somebody. That person, as it turned out, was a KC teacher who had had the temerity to discipline one of his pupils: the son of the soldier! Omole was shocked to his bones.

    “To hear a soldier brag that he was going to teach a teacher a lesson!” he exclaimed. “I returned to Ibadan. I didn’t bother to see the principal.”

    That singular incident drove him back to UI, where he was not exactly a stranger. His father, Stephen, was a catering staff, way back to the earliest days of the university at its temporary site at Eleyele. He later became a steward in Mellanby Hall, one of the university’s first-generation halls of residence, the others being Tedder, Kuti, Sultan Bello and, of course, Queen Elizabeth, the pioneer female residential hall.

    In fact, Omole Senior befriended Tekena Tamuno, in his student days. Tamuno, later a professor of History, would become the university’s vice chancellor.

    “Tamuno was very nice to us,” the junior Omole recalled. “My father would take us to go visit him. I was in primary school.”

    The anti-establishment streak in Omole reckoned at least no parent would come threatening a lecturer at the university. Universities were for adults. His first port of call was the English Department. But they would take no chances on him, since his degree was in Spanish Literature. Neither would Foreign Languages. The department’s bent was Russian, not Spanish, since the Ajaokuta Steel Mill was in the works, and it would need local Russian translators to relate with Russian technical partners of the project.

    In the end, he birthed in Language Arts (now Communication and Language Arts) where he spent all his academic life. That was in 1977. Sure enough, no parent came to bear down on lecturers at UI, but the hippy nature of Omole soon rebelled against the academia’s core cultures: the natural progression to take a PhD and position yourself for promotion, the ultimate being the professorship; and the publish-or-be-damned credo. The rebel in the don won’t be bothered by the two.

    But why not a PhD?

    “Remember I told you the hippies didn’t like the establishment? One of the ways was to ‘drop out’ of the establishment. The expression ‘drop put’ became very much prominent during the hippie time in the 1960s. So, you drop out of school, then you go to San Francisco or other places to find the beauty of life: love, flowers and perhaps children,” he explained as a general prelude.

    “But if the hippies were passionate about particular skills, about a particular intellectual interest, they would go into that passion. But they don’t want the accolades that go with it like getting a PhD to show that they’ve reached the pinnacle of a particular aspect of intellectual work. So,” he shrugged, “I didn’t (get a PhD). I didn’t want to do that.”

    So, it was a rebel decision?

    “It was,” he admitted, “though it’s like shooting myself in the foot because I work in the university and I know a lot of young professors here that I taught. If I published the way people published, then it wouldn’t have mattered so much.”

    Why didn’t you publish?

    “I published what I liked about Soyinka; and I think I can still publish some things about Soyinka when I have more time. But I felt that if the system would look at the publications rather than count the publications, it might have been fairer …”

    But wouldn’t that be changing the rule? You knew the rule of scholarship: you published or be damned?

    “Yes, I know that!”

    And how has it been now being damned?

    “It’s only my ability to consume! I can’t consume very much. I can’t buy a jeep like my mates. Incidentally, I don’t even like jeeps. But I use my limited financial resources to fund my passions. All I know is I tried to do my job very well. I tried to teach very well.”

    On that, the writer can confirm, as his former student from 1982 to 1985. Indeed, it is tribute to Omole’s genius that the Techniques of Creative Prose class back then understood Soyinka’s The Interpreters. He boiled it down as a modernist classic, with influences of cinematography, instead of an ancient tale, in the traditional novel, that moved from point A to Z.

    The Interpreters, he insisted, was a cohabitation of varied plots, held together by the author’s creative thread, often as thin as the spider’s web!

    Omole stamped that class with his unconventional thinking when, for their semester examination, he herded the puny class in his flat on Dyke Road, and told them to write a creative story; infusing all the creative techniques he had taught them: description, dialogue, narration, flashback, foreshadowing, pace, etc; all in a spade of three hours!

    He indeed did his work well. “Show the story,” he would cry, for the umpteenth time, “don’t tell the story!”

    And on Soyinka, he was really passionate. The Interpreters was his teaching bible, for his creative prose class. On the 1986 Nobel Prize for Literature winner, Omole has written many academic articles, viz: “Ese Ifa in Wole Soyinka’s Poetry: The Example of the First Movement of Idanre, Review of English and Literary Studies, Vol. 4. No. 1 (1987); “Wole Soyinka’s Fictional Double in John Gringer’s The Retreat From Yetunda,” Review of English and Literary Studies, Vol. 4, No. 2 (1987); “The Influence of Thomas Mann’s Death in Venice on Wole Soyinka’s Interpreters”, Journal of Behavioural Research, Vol. 3, No. 2 (1989); “Wole Soyinka’s Filmic Idiom in Blues for a Prodigal”, in H. Ekwuazi, ed., Studies in Film and Television (1989); “Wole Soyinka’s Isara: The Democratisation of a Traditional African”, L. A. Thompson, ed., African Link Books (1994), to mention a few.

    But Soyinka is not his only passion. When Omole said he invested his limited financial resources in his passions, he was painting the portrait of the arts don as a “failed” scientist. He thought he was fleeing from the sciences because he could not cope with advanced mathematics. That truncated his initial dream to read Microbiology. So, he changed to read Spanish Literature at Navarra, Pamplona. The don thought he had left science for good. But science refused to leave him.

    He explained: “In ISI, I did Biology, Chemistry and Physics, and I thought that you could do biological sciences in the university without ever seeing Maths again. But as it turned out, I had to forego my scientific interest,” he revealed.

    “But no! In my practical life, my hobbies are scientific. I built engines for cars and now I build engines for motorcycles because now I can’t lift a car engine.

    “I like building engines. Maybe if you come to my place, you will see the relics of my mechanical interest,” he reiterated, his half smile soaked with pleasure.

    “I actually know enough electronics to teach practical electronics in a polytechnic or technical college, if they won’t start asking for certificate,” he declared. “I know mechanics in Ibadan too. I work mainly on BMW engines; and then the spare parts are very much there at Agodi gate (a popular market in Ibadan), where I am much known as Engineer!”

    That is the Town. But the Gown is much more sceptical and circumspect and well, cynical. That was the long and short of the brutal shutdown of Omole’s attempt to teach practical engine to engineering students in UI’s Faculty of Technology.

    He was fiddling with one of his engines one day in the early 1980s when Yomi Obidi walked by his apartment on Dyke Road, abutting the Faculty of Arts. Obidi had just joined the Technology Faculty, a new engineering academic, headhunted from Canada. Obidi was excited at a fellow academic working an engine; and while introducing himself, volunteered that he read aircraft engineering in Canada. They started off discussing and comparing aircraft engines to car engines.

    Doubly excited that an arts don was building an engine, Obidi wondered if Omole would be kind enough, the next Monday, to come introduce his students to the practicality of the engine. An excited Omole grabbed the chance. In no time, he had packed a BMW engine. “It is very light because it is made of aluminium,” he said.

    The resource person was literally firing from all cylinders, introducing the students to internal combustion in engines. The students were game enough. Obidi himself beamed with an approving smile. All was well until the head of Mechanical Engineering Department passed by the corridor, peeped at what was happening and beckoned Obidi to see him.

    Obidi went out. But before he came in again, the paradise was lost. The HOD disapproved of a stray wannabe from the arts profaning the mighty portals of engineering. He was even more censorious of poor Obidi, who should know better than acquiesce to such intellectual poison!

  • The challenges of SMEs in Nigeria

    INTRODUCTION

    Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs) in Nigeria has not performed very well. They have contributed just a small percentage of the GDP unlike the other emerging economies in the world.

    The challenges being faced by our own SMEs are very many. These challenges have been responsible for the slow growth of SMEs in Nigeria.

    Some of the major challenges include:

    1. Poor managerial skills

    From interaction with most SMEs especially the one-man business owners, the common problem is poor leadership. One main reason for this is lack of training and poor capacity building. Most people go into businesses without adequate knowledge or entrepreneurial skills on how to run businesses.

    The reason our brothers from the eastern part of the country are successful entrepreneurs is because they don’t joke with apprenticeship through which they acquire managerial skills. The apprenticeship scheme for an average Igbo boy takes between 5 to 7 years and in some cases even more. During this period, the person would have gathered enough experience in the line of business he wants to pursue.

    2. Poor or Inadequate Infrastructure

    The poor state of infrastructure in the country has been a major obstacle to the growth of SMEs. Only few entrepreneurs can survive without power. The epileptic or irregular power supply has contributed significantly to the high cost of doing businesses in the country.

    Apart from power, lack of good access roads and other social amenities have also hindered the growth of SMEs.

    3. Lack of Access To Funds

    Most SMEs find it difficult to access funds or capital. Most Nigerian banks don’t support start-ups and even existing businesses don’t have the required collateral.

    For SMEs that go to non-conventional banks, the high interest rate is always a burden. The issue funding or finance, therefore, is a majorchallenge for SMEs in Nigeria.

     

  • Why Naomi Campbell refused to eat for 10 days

    Why Naomi Campbell refused to eat for 10 days

    NAOMI CAMPBELL spoke to Net-a-Porter’s The Edit about her stunning appearance in the Versace Atelier FW13 couture show. Campbell was returning to the brand after 14 years, and she said the occasion filled her with many emotions, including insecurity, joy at reuniting with Donatella Versace and the overwhelming power of wearing amazing clothes. But instead of eating, she soothed her nerves with a liquid diet: “For 10 days, prior to the Versace show, I just drank juice-carrot, ginger and pineapple-to cleanse,” she said.

  • The Unique Nature of Rivers Niger, Benue

    The Unique Nature of Rivers Niger, Benue

    The middle-aged woman was engrossed in her rowing.  Gentle stroke of the wooden oars flapped the water, as she manoeuvred the canoe through the water.  At the bank of the river, children and adults  were engrossed in their petty trading activities.

    The water of the River Niger flows swiftly heading for the confluence.  It has been like that for thousands of years. It would likely be the same thousands of years to come.

    The woman checked her net to see if there were fish. The net came out from the river empty, nothing. It did not seem to bother her. She simply sorted out the net and doggedly turned the direction of the canoe and continued in her search.

    At the bank of the River Niger  in Lokoja, we waited for the person that would take us to the point of Confluence between the Rivers Niger  and Benue.

    The point of confluence of these two rivers has been the basis of the strategic importance of this old, cosmopolitan city of Lokoja.  It really does not have the complete stamp of a particular tribe. Many ethnic groups have regarded the town as their home.

    Although there has always been indigenous inhabitants of Lokoja on top of the Mount Patti,  it was the intrusion of a certain British explorer  in 1775, Mungo Park,  that changed the complexion of this beautiful environment.  He was  the first European in Lokoja.  Others were to follow.  McGregor Laird and Richard Lander carried another expedition more than 50 years later  in 1832. This was to be  followed in  1841 by an exploration commanded by William and Bird Allen. Subsequently, Dr. Belfour Baike and other explorers followed suit in 1854 and 1857.

    In the course of these unwanted intrusions by  these foreign visitors,  the importance of the town as a link between the River Niger and the Atlantic Ocean became known. Trading followed, and with its search for wealth. Wars, either as punitive or in whatsoever guise, were not far away. Just about 50 metres from the bank is the colonial cemetery. All the names of the those buried were likely British.

    Of course, it was here that the reason for Nigeria’s marking of 100 years as a single entity was first muted by a Flora Shaw.

    For our trip to the confluence point, two boats were at our disposal. Unfortunately, the life-jackets were few . More  misfortune still, I was among those that had to do without one. Ordinarily, I never risked travel on water without a life-jacket, but the tug of an adventure trip to the point of confluence was stronger. I had not phobia for water, so off we went.

    The engine seemed to protest the excess the canoe was carrying, but we went. Further in the water, the city of Lokoja unfolded from the bank of the river sweeping through the town and at the back. Due to the heavy rain, the current was a little fast and the water muddy. But we paid little attention, lost in the wonderlust of the  scenic beauty that unfought on this water, many colonial soldiers that the bottom of this water serves as their everlasting resting place and the natives whose bones are sitting deep at the bottom of the water.

    Gradually, we inched towards the confluence. Our tour guide told us there is a distinction between the water from Benue and Niger and that despite the fact that the two water meet at this point, they still maintain their identity like oil and water not mixing together. He said because of the muddy nature of the river as a result of the rains, it was difficult to notice that at this time of the year.

    On our left we could see the bank of  River Benue. At a point in time, I could picture the map of Nigeria and where I was.

    The boat did a U-turn and headed for the Benue River upstream. I scooped some of the water. There seemed to be no difference between the two rivers, yet their distinct identity is like the day and night. Although the point of confluence is the point where the two rivers become one, there are other tiny rivulets where the two rivers also link up.  It was from one of these  we linked back to the Niger and then to the bank of the river.

    As we approached, I thought of Lokoja today, its position in history, the people living there and every other thing about the town.

  • Where is Amos Adamu?

    Where is Amos Adamu?

    How funny life can be. It is hard to believe that former FIFA executive member, Dr. Amos Adamu, could become so scarce on the social scene. Until he fell out with the world football body after he was accused of demanding bribe, Adamu oozed with power, influence and fame.

    The Ogbomosho-born sports administrator was an institution of some sorts. His words were virtually laws as far as sport administration in Nigeria was concerned. And as would be expected of a man of such immense stature, he enjoyed a large followership. His presence at any social function simply added substance and colour.

    But Adamu, the owner of Balmora, a popular event centre in Lagos, has since become a shadow of his former self on the social firmament. Not even his 60th birthday months ago could pull any comeback magic for him. His son now runs the family business.

  • My boyfriend is angry

    Dear Adeola, I’m a 19-year-old gal, I have a boyfriend who loves me and do also love him but recently after we had a serious fight over the guys I hang with and he accused me over having other boyfriend apart from him which wasn’t true it took him a week to forgive me but ever since then he doesn’t call or text as he used to and when I want to see him to talk to him about his recent attitude he said he wasn’t just not in the mood. Please help me out, I  just don’t know what to do. It’s just as if I am all alone.

    Aunty Adeola I am a very BIG admirer thank for all our words of wisdom. Please ma can you hook me up with a caring lady. -07034948889.

    Thanks for the drug for male enhancement. It’s working and I need some more to take with me to Israel as I will be going for the Holy Pilgrimage with my wife, but I want you to know if  interferes with diabetics as my sugar level has gone up a little after I started using it. – Osakwe, PH.

    P.S : I’ll help you find out.

  • Babatunde Okewale’s new gift to childless couples

    Couples who are at a loss on the rules that guide fruitful marital union now have a guide in How to Get Pregnant, a book written by the Chief Medical Director of St. Ives Hospital, Lagos, Dr. Babatunde Okewale. Billed for launch in Lagos on in the next few weeks, it is a product of decades of Okewale’s experience as a gynaecologist and obstetrician.

    Besides specialising in taking delivery of babies through in vitro fertilization (IVF), the UK-trained medical expert is also reputed for his intellectual capacity. The book is thus seen by many as another effort on the part of Okewale to help address the fertility challenges faced by many couples.

    Only a few weeks ago, he announced a 50-per cent cut in the cost of in vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment. The promo, which is ongoing, was designed to significantly reduce the economic burden of couples who may desire the treatment as a result of one fertility challenge or the other.

    The annual gesture from Okewale is in its fourth year.

  • Modupe Ozolua turns 40

    If you find the Chief Executive Officer of Body Enhancement Limited, Modupe Ozolua, in a gay mood, don’t wonder why. The beautiful princess of the Benin Kingdom has just joined the league of 40-year-olds.

    The lady, who is in the business of enhancing body shapes, has resurfaced after a long absence from the social scene. Her face has been everywhere in the print and social media in relation with her 40th birthday.

    Since she relocated from Lagos to Abuja, she has been struggling to bring back the glorious days of her body enhancement business. The graduate of Southwestern College, San Diego and Devery International University, Los Angeles, Califonia, blazed the trail in cosmetic surgery years ago and recorded instant success.