Category: Saturday Magazine

  • Ladies run away from me because of my big penis

    I’m James; please ma there is this problem that I’m facing concerning sex partner. Whenever I had a friendship with a girl of my mate it doesn’t last because if I’m to have sex with her she complains of my dick that is too big for to handle it. Please help me to hook up with any lady or woman you know that she is seeking for my type co’z my female mates are running from me because of my big penis. You can reach me on 07088……. From Kaduna State.

     

    Dear James, I want to believe that at God’s own time, you will meet the woman who will accept you for whom you are and how God created you. It is for my character to link people up based their natural endowments or lack of it. Be patient, your own woman with the right size will come. Don’t be promiscuous till then. AIDS is real.

  • Ladies run away from me because of my big penis

    I’m James; please ma there is this problem that I’m facing concerning sex partner. Whenever I had a friendship with a girl of my mate it doesn’t last because if I’m to have sex with her she complains of my dick that is too big for to handle it. Please help me to hook up with any lady or woman you know that she is seeking for my type co’z my female mates are running from me because of my big penis. You can reach me on 07088……. From Kaduna State.

     Dear James, I want to believe that at God’s own time, you will meet the woman who will accept you for whom you are and how God created you. It is for my character to link people up based their natural endowments or lack of it. Be patient, your own woman with the right size will come. Don’t be promiscuous till then. AIDS is real.

  • Nigeria shines at World Travel Market

    Nigeria shines at World Travel Market

    Annually, the world gathers in custom House, ExCel, London for the  biggest travel and tourism event, the World Travel Market (WTM). It has in attendance more than 180 countries.

    Almost 48,000 senior travel industry professionals, government ministers and international journalists attend the event in London to network, negotiate and discover the latest industry opinion. The WTM, now in its 33rd year, is the event where the travel industry conducts and concludes its deals.

    The fair in 2011 generated £1,653 million of travel industry contracts. Countries, airlines, international hospitality chains, IT solution providers in the tourism industry, resorts, top travel agencies, tour operators all come together under one roof to do business.  That is why it is catastrophic for any country interested in its tourism growth to miss this annual event.

    For a country like Nigeria seeking to create an identity for itself and build its profile as an emerging destination, the need to put up a very strong presence and also articulate and market its products was imperative.

    Slowly over the last few years, due to Nigeria’s strong presence and visibility in WTM and some other key travel fairs, the travel world is now conscious of the country as an emerging destination in Africa and is also taking a look at some of the things that are making Nigeria tick. The African Section of the fair came to a standstill as people trooped  to listen to Nigerian music, watch dancers and have a thirst of the nation’s cuisines. They had it so good that most refused to go and had to when the music stopped.

    The high point of this year’s event was the Nigeria Day.

    The Nigerian tourism drive  was given a boost by the 2012 Industry Report  of the WTM  which in addition to steady progress the country is making stated that: “The Nigerian film industry dubbed Nollywood has made the country the highlight of the African tourist industry with Africans making use of the increase no-frills airline routes to visit the country made famous in the movies.”

    However, it must be added here that one of the strong areas for inbound tourists to Nigeria is religious tourism. The annual convention of the Living Faith Church Worldwide (Winners’ Chapel), the Redeemed Christian Church of God Holy Ghost convention and Pastor T.B. Joshua’s  Synagogue Church of All Nations are all building the market for pilgrimage and religious tourism.

    The Nigerian Tourism Development Corporation (NTDC) boss, Otunba Segun Runsewe, assessed the impact of Nigeria at the this year WTM: “ Nigeria had its bold and imposing  stand at the African section of the market, showing remarkable improvement in not articulating its presence in the market, but being able to create a platform for states and  private sector operators to showcase what Nigeria has to offer in tourism.

    “While the Nigerian Tourism Development Corporation (NTDC) co-coordinated the Nigeria ’s participation,  key private sector operators in the tourism industry had the opportunity to market and network with their counterparts from all over the world. It was an encouraging participation by the Nigerian private sector practitioners.

    “States like Cross River State , Rivers and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) had a strong presence. The umbrella tourism  body for Nigeria, the Federation of Tourism Associations of Nigeria (FTAN), led by its President, Chief Samuel Alabi, led the private sector operators, including the National Association of Nigerian Travel Agencies (NANTA), National Association of Tour Operators (NATOP), Arik Airline,  Remlord Group, Naija Seven Wonders, Eko Hotel and Suites, Tarzan Balogun Marine Services Limited and many others. “In the 2012 World Travel market, we have seen that more countries are coming to the WTM and with the World Travel and Tourism Council (WTTC) also opening their windows and bringing in their members, we have seen that it is an opportunity to bring a very strong inbound tourists traffic to Nigeria . So, we are using the opportunity to showcase the strength of Nigeria basically in terms of our history  which is also part of the history of the African-Americans. We are also looking at our craft, festival, waterfalls, rocks and so on. So for us, it is an opportunity to invite more foreigners to Nigeria to come and see for themselves.

    “The most recent thing that happened was the Americans that we invited to Nigeria who were pleasantly surprised.  They were surprised by the number of tourism opportunities and tourist destinations we have in Nigeria . So, we want to use the opportunity of the WTM to reassure every tourist coming to Nigeria of their safety and security. Let me use this opportunity to also explain one very important issue. There is no country in the world that has total security. We would have some challenges. What is more important is how to overcome them. That is what we are working on. So, the World Travel Market is a total opportunity for us to showcase our strength as a people and invite more inbound tourists to Nigeria, considering the fact that two major factors are not a problem in Nigeria, in fact three, one language, two accommodation, all the major hotels in the world now have facilities in Nigeria, all the major airlines in the world fly to Nigeria. So, the language, accommodation and transportation are not problems. We have also created an advantage to make Nigeria a preferred destination.”

    The NTDC boss explained that every country in the world has its challenges, especially in the area of security, but the most important thing is the efforts the country is making to combat it and also ensuring the safety of tourists that visit the country.

    Commenting on the WTM Global Trends report, Runswe said: “The report we are getting from the WTM is the sixth in the world in the recent past. That means Nigeria is making major impact in terms of tourism development. I want to be very grateful to the organizers for bringing out the real fact that Nigeria has made concerted efforts and still making until tourism becomes a major income earner for the country.”

     

  • Soweto Gospel Choir for CARNIRIV 2012

    The Soweto Gospel Choir, a Grammy Award winner, will be top on the bill for this year’s CARNIRIV. They will be performing at the Civic Centre, Port Harcourt December 9. This is part of the activities for this year’s festival.

    The organisers, in a release, stated that this is part of the efforts of the Chibuike Amaechi-led government to promote River State as a destination.

    The Rivers State Tourism Development  Agency (RSTDA) has even promised that this year’s edition will be the best so far organized and that  it has made ready everything that is necessary for the hosting of the biggest carnival ever known.

    According to Dr. Sam Dede, RSTDA director-general, this year’s carnival is a commemorative edition, and it has been

    titled CARNIRIV 2012 Port Harcourt 100 Edition in celebration of the centenary anniversary of the existence of Port Harcourt.

    He said the carnival will be celebrated with its unique blends of culture, music and entertainment as well as the participation of international stars, thereby underlining the distinctiveness and multifaceted character of CARNIRIV as a global carnival brand compared to any similar carnival held elsewhere. He also promised that local and international tourists that will attend the carnival will savour the full bouquet of A-list events already packaged  to make CARNIRIV 2012 an unforgettable experience.

    To this end, he revealed that Grammy Award-winning reggae star and rapper, Shaggy; compatriot and fellow reggae singer, Patra ,popularly called the Queen of the Pack; and gospel music  sensation, Soweto Gospel Choir from South Africa, are some of the international music acts and groups that will light up the state at this year’s edition of CARNIRIV. The carnival holds from December 8 to 15 in Port Harcourt, the capital city. The director-general explained that arrangements have been concluded with a number of local and international stars and entertainers that will thrill guests on various  days and across various segments of the carnival including the opening and closing ceremonies on December 10 and 15 respectively.

    According to him, one of the high profile events for this year is the Christian interdenominational CARNIRIV Praise

    Jam slated for Sunday, December 9 at 7pm at the Civic Centre, Port Harcourt during which Grammy Award winner, the Soweto Gospel Choir, will be in their best element with soul-lifting songs. ‘‘This is an ice-breaker event for CARNIRIV 2012. The best gospel artistes within and outside the country are expected to grace this stage in an evening fused with soulful and uplifting music requisite for inspiring the added spiritual ambience which the Port Harcourt Carnival ordinarily thrives on’’, Dede said.   He revealed further that Shaggy and Patra alongside other top local and international artistes are expected to storm Reggae-360, an event organised for reggae lovers and connoisseurs alike on Thursday, December 13. ‘‘As music is largely incomplete without a tinge of reggae timbering away in its familiar pulse-like rhythm, so is the carnival incomplete without a well-rounded reggae feast’’, he declared.

    While informing that Dance of Fireflies (DOFF) is another thrilling event in which renowned musicians and entertainment buffs will be treated to good music, Dede said DOFF forms the theme of the opening ceremony concert. He said the concert will feature a well-choreographed, dance collage compromising indigenous riverine dances and calisthenics for the enactment of a dance Drama titled “The Return of the Mangrove Giant”.

  • My girl is three years older; she wants marriage when I’m not yet ready

    I’m in a relationship with a lady who is three years my senior and a graduate while I am an apprentice; I’m 27 years by age. I love her so much I call her Obioma, (my happiness). Right now we are having problems because she wants to get married by next year while I am thinking of getting married in 3 years’ time. What do you think I should do to keep this lady because I don’t want to lose her. Please help. – Tony from Owerri.

    Dear Tony, I understand the reasons you may not want to marry now and I understand why she wants it today if possible. She’s at that age when relatives, friends and all those who are close to her would expect that she should be settled in marriage. After all, she’s through with university education and she’s ripe for marriage at 30. As for you, you’re still learning a vocation and may not be financially ready for the demands of marriage. If you’re a man of dignity, you will think twice before depending of your wife for sustenance.  Both of you are at a crossroad. Since you love her so much and wouldn’t want to lose her, you may meet midway. Asking her to wait for the next three years will be too much but if she has a job and really desirous of marriage now she can loan you some money for a low key marriage. Go and pay her dowry if that will make her happy. However, she might want more than just her dowry being paid. She might want to move in as your wife and become properly married. That is where you may have problems if you don’t have a house of your own. If she can also loan you some tidy amount for a small apartment, you may go ahead and marry properly. Mind you, make it clear from the beginning that if you demand any assistance for her now, it is because you don’t want to lose her. She shouldn’t try to become a boss over you and she should take you as you are. Let her know that you wouldn’t want her to complain if you’re not able to act as a man until you finish your vocation. Preach to her the virtues of patience in such a situation. If however she cannot provide for the things she’s asking you to do now, let her know you love her, but you cannot give what you don’t have.

  • Ladies don’t feel secure when they are with me; what could be the problem?

    Sister Adeola good morning, my name is Damilola my problem is that I noticed ladies do not feel secure when they are with me, please what could be the problem.

     

    Dear Damillola, if you follow the tips below, they may help you solve your problem:

    •Be yourself and act natural. No one likes a fake, so just be yourself. People will admire that you aren’t afraid of what others think. Don’t be different on purpose though; this will just make you seem weird.

    •Sincerely praise others. Don’t use flattery, but genuinely give credit where credit is due.

    •Avoid making fun of others. Avoid insulting other people unless you’re just messing around. Don’t say anything hurtful. Be really careful with this. The longer you’ve known a person, the more you can mess around with him or her.

    •Make fun of yourself. You know yourself better than pretty much anyone else, so it’s easiest to make jokes about you. Everyone likes someone who’s humble.

    •Confidence is important. Try sticking to your principles and don’t say the opposite a few moments later. That just makes you look like you are desperately trying to find something smart to say (Think about what you are going to say).

    •Think about what you are going to say before saying it. Consider what people’s reactions will probably be, and decide if what you are about to say is worth being spoken.

    •Minimize others’ mistakes Do not correct other people, unless their mistake will end up making things worse for them or someone else. Also, downplay it if others point it out.

    •Be inclusive. Don’t use an inside joke unless everyone present knows it. Also, don’t refer to something about which a person in the conversation doesn’t know without explaining it to him or her.

    •Be bold! Don’t be afraid to make a fool of yourself! Being open is important in making people relax.[[Image:Free Silly Sisters Making Faces Creative.

    •Have GOOD hygiene.

    •Remember the types of things the people who you are around like, then you can talk about things you all like, and everyone will be laughing with you and smiling soon!

  • Bride of winter (4) – 2

    It was about seven in the morning and I was on my way to work. I was running quite late so I was in a bit of a hurry. Maybe that was the reason I did not see the lone figure, a woman that suddenly dashed across the road right in front of my car. I applied the breaks as fast as possible to avoid hitting her. But it was too late. I heard a crunching sound and a cry of pain and I quickly parked and ran out of the car. Seeing the blood from a gash on her head, I initially thought she was dead. Then I heard her moan and she opened her eyes.

    “Are you alright?” I asked worriedly, my hand on the uninjured side of her head.

    She gazed at me without speaking, moaned again then closed her eyes. I was already late for work but I could not leave her lying there by the roadside. Besides, a few passersby had gathered and were asking questions. With their help, I placed her in the back seat of my car and drove to my family hospital.

    She was admitted and I stayed for a while to ensure she would be ok. I later left for work after instructing one of the nurses I knew to call me if they needed anything.

    On my way from work that night, I stopped by the hospital. I was glad to see that she was awake, sitting up and taking some drugs. Standing by the bedside was a nurse as well as another woman I had not seen before.

    “How are you feeling now?” I asked her after the nurse had told her I was the one who had brought her to the hospital.

    Before she could answer, the other woman said angrily:

    “So you are the idiot that almost killed my sister this morning! Why can’t you these drivers look where you are going?”

    “Take it easy, sister. It’s not like that…” the lady I hit, stated. Then turning to me, she said:

    “Please, don’t take any notice of her. She can be temperamental at times…”

    “And what’s that supposed to mean?” demanded the sister.

    I spoke up then.

    “Madam, I’m sorry for what happened. It was an accident and not intentional.”

    That seemed to calm her down a bit.

    Later, I introduced myself to her sister and spoke for sometime with her.

    “I’m Flora,” she said, extending her hand for a handshake. I studied her closely. The injury on her head had been bandaged and it didn’t look as if she was injured on any other part of her body. I felt relieved at that as I had feared that she could have broken a leg or hand.

    “I’m glad to see you sitting up and looking alright,” I said.

    She smiled a little then laid back on the bed.

    Before leaving, I spoke to the nurse briefly about Flora’s condition along the corridor outside her room.

    “The doctor said the injury was not deep so she will be fine. But she has to remain in the hospital for a couple of days as we need to do an x-ray to ensure there are no internal injuries,” she explained.

    It was three days when she eventually left the hospital. I felt responsible for what happened so since it was a weekend and I did not go to the office, I took her home. She lived with her elder sister, Aunty Janet the one I met at the hospital.

    In the house were two young girls and an older girl who looked a lot like Flora.

    I initially thought the children were her elder sister’s kids.

    But when we entered the house, they ran to her shouting ‘Mummy’ and embraced her.

    I looked at her in surprise. To me, she looked too young to be a mother, much less, a mother of two. I didn’t even know she was married as I had not seen any man with her at the hospital.

    “Mummy, where have you been? Did you buy anything for me?” the younger girl who looked about four stated.

    Flora smiled and patting them fondly, turned to me.

    “This is Uncle Bari. Say hello to him.”

    “Welcome Uncle,” they both chorused looking up curiously at me.

    I smiled at them then sat down on a chair.

    Aunty Janet and the older girl who was Flora’s younger sister, Patricia had gone to where I presumed was the kitchen as I could hear the noise of pots being opened and closed.

    “Thanks for bringing me home. You didn’t even have to. I could have found my way home easily,” she said, sitting on a chair to my right.

    “It was nothing. As I said, I feel responsible. What if something worse had happened? We won’t be sitting here chatting like this,” I noted.

    She nodded then said:

    “You are right. Maybe, it’s not time for me to go yet.”

    The elder sister brought some drinks later and Flora and I sat drinking for a while and chatting.

    I was curious about her and there were some questions I wanted to ask her. But I didn’t, as I felt it would be rude of me to be prying in her private affairs.

    I left a short while later, turning down her offer of staying for dinner with them.

    “There’s somewhere I have to be in the next 30 minutes,” I explained as she saw me to my car.

    As I drove off, I could see her from my side mirror, standing by the gate of the building and waving.

    I did not see Flora again for a while. I was busy with work and other things that needed my attention. But I called occasionally to check on her health and she always told me she was fine.

    It was about three weeks later, on a rainy evening when I ran into her again. I was returning home from a visit to a friend when I saw her standing at a bus top, taking shelter from the pouring rain.

    I wound down the window on the passenger’s side and called to her.

    Seeing me, she ran towards the car and got in.

    “Where are you going?” I queried after we exchanged greetings.

    She stated she had gone to the market and was returning home.

    “The rain started without warning and I didn’t bring an umbrella from home,” she said.

    I enquired after the children. Then, turning to her, stated:

    “And your husband? I’m yet to meet him. Did he travel or something?” I asked.

    She remained silent and simply stared straight ahead through the windscreen.

    Then, to my shock, I saw tears streaming down her cheeks and onto the blue top she had on.

    “Is there anything the matter? Did I say something to upset you?” I asked in a concerned tone.

    She sniffed and shook her head, the tears still falling…

    I opened the glove compartment and bringing out a hankie, gave it to her.

    She took it silently then broke down and began sobbing.

    I looked for a space close to a busy bus top and parked.

    I sat, silent and waited for the weeping to subside.

    It was a full ten minutes later that she was able to get control of herself.

    She wiped her face with the hankie and said:

    “I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me,” she stated.

    “It’s ok,” I assured her. “If you are having any problem, you can talk to me. As a friend. I’l be happy to help in any way,” I added, turning to take her hand in mine.

    She sighed then stated:

    “Thanks for the offer. But there’s nothing you can do. You see, it’s my husband or rather my estranged husband as we are separated…

    To be continued

    Next Saturday, join us for Flora’s intriguing tale and Bari’s response…

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  • Visa partners South Africa to promote tourism

    Visa partners South Africa to promote tourism

    New alliance aims to strengthen global tourism interest in South Africa and its many wonders

    Visa and South African Tourism (SA Tourism) have signed an agreement that will see the two organisations working closely together to promote the country’s tourist attractions to an international audience.

    The ‘South Africa and Visa Welcomes You’ campaign will look to amplify SA Tourism’s existing efforts to promote South Africa as a travel destination for tourists – and promote the use of Visa cards by visitors.

    Mandy Lamb, Country Manager for Visa in South Africa, said the agreement was a “natural progression” in the company’s existing role in the global tourism industry.

    “South Africa remains a firm favourite among tourists from various parts of the world because of the country’s diverse tourist attractions. As a major contributor to South Africa’s GPD, the tourism sector is key to unlocking economic growth and our aim is to put efforts behind articulating South Africa’s advanced electronic payment network, which supports payments by Visa cards,” Lamb said.

     

  • NCPC charges pilgrims to be ambassadors

    The Executive Secretary of the Nigerian Christian Pilgrim Commission (NCPC), Mr. John Kennedy Opara, has charged intending pilgrims from Niger and Nasarawa states to be good ambassadors of Christ and Nigeria while in the holy land.

    Mr. Opara gave this charge recently at the Local Wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport through his representative, Mr Simeon Gana, the Director of Administration of the NCPC during the airlift of intending pilgrims from Niger and Nasarawa states to Israel for this year’s pilgrimage exercise.

    Mr. Opara advised the intending pilgrims to conduct themselves decently while in Israel because, according to him, “as soon as you are out of this country, you are abmbassadors of Nigeria”. He further said, “You are representatives of our Lord Jesus Christ and ambassadors of Nigeria”.

    The NCPC helmsman also admonished the intending pilgrims to ensure that they guard their travel documents jealously while in Israel, eat moderately, obey table manners and abide by the Israeli laws.

    Three members of the Federal Government delegation were also at the airport to observe the procedures for the airlift and they all took turns to address the intending pilgrims.

    In his own remarks, the Chaplain of Aso Villa Chapel, Venerable Obioma Onwuzurumba, stressed the need for the intending pilgrims to be good Christians that their states and the nation would be proud of.

    He charged them to work with their heads high while in Israel and not to be timid. He thus wished them well and prayed that they would go in good health and come back in like manner.

    In his own remarks, Prof. Joseph Otubu, who is also a member of the Federal Government delegation for this year’s pilgrimage, said, “Nigerians are very good people”. He posited that the transformation of one person would lead to the transformation of many others.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Prof Otubu said, “We need to show good examples. As long as we call ourselves Christians, we must be Christ like”.

    Also speaking on the occasion, Hon. Justice Afolabi Fabiyi, advised the intending pilgrims to ensure that they keep the laws of their host country and desist from anything that would tarnish the image of their families and the entire nation.

    The Supreme Court judge further admonished them to make up their minds and convince themselves that they would not abscond in Israel.

     

     

     

     

    The NCPC Head of Operations, Mr. Henry Chukwuma Ezike, led the representatives of the Executive Secretary, Mr. Simeon Gana and the three members of the Federal Government Delegation on inspection of the airlift operations. He conducted them round the immigration, Security and screening points in order to expose them to the nitty-gritty of airlift operations of intending pilgrims at the airport.

     

    About 110 intending Pilgrims from Niger and 195 from Nasarawa were airlifted during the operation at the local wing of Nnamdi Azikiwe, Airport, last night

     

  • Bride of winter (2): Omitted segment

    There was an omission in our recently run series titled Bride of winter. The concluding part of Part 2 was supposed to have the following passages which were omitted due to production error. Due to some readers’ complaints, we are running it here to correct the mix-up as a bonus read for our esteemed readers. Enjoy.

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    That was how Henry and I became formally engaged. But before we could start planning our future together, a letter arrived from a childhood friend of his that was based abroad that put our plans on hold.

    Syl was the friend’s name and in the letter, he had stated how he was doing quite well in the UK, had bought his second house and was even thinking of starting his own business.

    “Why don’t you come over and join me? We can do something together…”

    To my shock, Henry was keen on taking up his friend’s offer. I was seriously against it as it would lead to us being separated but he waved away my fears stating: “We would only be apart for a short while. Once I settle down, I will send for you. You know how tough things are in this country. So, just see it as being for our future. I’m going there to make a better life for us.” I didn’t see the need for him to go abroad for a better life as he put it. He was doing quite well in his job and with time, he could rise to a high position in his company. But Henry could be quite stubborn and once he has made up his mind about something, it’s difficult to change it.

    So, despite my objections and that of his family as well to the trip, he went ahead with the preparations. And soon, it was time for him to leave and I was left all alone. By this time, we had been together for about two years and his departure left a big vacuum in my life. We kept in touch through phone calls, emails and letters but it was not the same thing. I missed him terribly.

    And despite his promise to send for me as soon as possible, it was five years before that could happen. It was a tough time for me as you can see at the beginning of my story. He had returned to Nigeria and we had done the traditional marriage rites and he gone back to his base. Soon, I would be jetting out of the country to be with him and I was so excited at the thought, I was finding it difficult to sleep…

    End of Part 2