Tag: Joseph Olaoluwa

  • BBNaija Love: The Politics of emotion

    BBNaija Love: The Politics of emotion

    I now see why Anto and Lolu make a good fit.

    Lolu is a smart ass. Every response he has given to Cee-C has been on point. Probably Cee-C has met the man she ought to be with.

    And just like Cee-C, every lady has the only person who can perfectly handle her and tell her the truth to her face. I hope Tobi realises he is just a fool for love after all. What Cee-C still terms a “partnership.”

    In the end, BamBam seems to be Tobi’s fit. The empathy they share resonates loudly and within. Like a soulmate. A sudden ray of peace like a home made meal that greets you after a hectic day from Lagos Streets.

    The irony of this evening, a lesson so real. Real enough to be grasped like today’s match when Real face PSG and hearts continue to beat in fear, worry and anxiety.

    I think Big Brother teaches us how to live life in an enigmatic philosophy. And beyond all the trash we call it, there is a subtle message that we cannot see.

    One that is re-enacted in Lords of the Flies and Joseph Conrad’s Book. Heart of darkness I think. How the intricacies of man begins to yield true meaning after sometime.

    Read Also: BBNaija: What Tobi and i have is “Play friendship” – Cee-C

    Hell yeah, and that is life. Life is a flowing stream that continues to yield meaning and we need just one person to brighten it to be real enough to us.

    And for as long as these housemates continue to bring drama to our screens; We also will continue to learn that life is but a journey in bits and bits and tiny scraps and pieces till we reach the end.

    With someone that can handle us by and by, so that we can at least make more meaning to Iife and to live the way we ought to.

  • My Valentine Story

    My Valentine Story

    Today was like a lovely sunny morning with Tolu’s arms wrapped around my waist. He welcomed me with a banquet of red roses after planting a warm good morning kiss on my forehead. I was yawning when he came into the room with a surprise of a red velvet cake of “Would you be my Valentine, Moyo” inscribed on it.

    My face lit up with smiles as I gushed and gushed. I beckoned him to come close and kissed him deeply. It was the time I tasted the fresh mint in his mouth that I knew he was ready to get to work this morning. But why would he still be strolling round the house in underwear?

    “Let me get you breakfast,” I said and tried to get out of bed.

    “No,” He insisted. I brought you breakfast in bed. He reached for the handle of our bedroom door where Inioluwa and Shade stood outside in their neatly ironed uniforms, playing the role of Chefs, as they pushed the trolley in and screamed “Mummy, Mummy, Happy Valentine.”

    The joy in my heart knew no bounds. I stretched my arms to accommodate my cute sweethearts in a warm embrace.

    “Have you eaten? Is your bag ready for school?”

    “I have taken care of it,” Tolu answered. I will chauffeur them today. I will just put my shirt on. “Enjoy,” he said. The aroma of the fried eggs filled the air; Tolu knew how I loved bacon and hot dogs. In here was a lifetime supply of nourishment. It was barely 8am and the surprises kept rolling in. What luck have I had to marry my best friend? After a few mouthfuls, I couldn’t bear to see Tolu struggle with that tie. He had an important appointment.

    I pushed the tray aside and gently placed it on our bedside table. I took every other thing on it off.

    “Wait there, don’t you dare move,” I warned, sashaying to the bathroom. I was back in one second to help Tolu adjust his tie.

    He pressed his hands on my rear as usual. This is our early morning ritual. He, the helpless husband that cannot perfectly knot a tie and me, the expert fashionista, making sure he slays every day. He rather his hands not be anywhere than my waist while I try to strangle the living daylights of his neck.

    If Tolu could actually knot that tie, he would. He was always so independent. Having left his parents immediately after Youth Service, he was used to do everything himself. This was our own closure moment, in the morning of every day. It was my insistence on his wearing a tie that caused this.

    Tolu, how he hated ties!

    “Is this okay,” I asked.

    “Uhmmm…yeah.”

    “Better talk now. Before you will be saying it is too tight.”

    I found the perfect length for him and stole another kiss from him.

    “Hurry, the children will be late.”

    “I will drop them off at Mum’s by evening. So we can have some me and you time.”

    I smiled.

    “Just Go!” I feigned anger.

    I watched him leave. Taking the children and coasting through the gates in the Hyundrai we both loved riding. If I beat him to it, I would take the Hyundrai. It was a car we both loved and admired. I looked at my ring and smiled. It brought back memories of how we met at a shopping mall. I was bitter and wanting to get over another failed relationship attempt and he was the man I shared the table with at KFC in Ikeja City Mall. That was five years ago.

    I don’t recall how we grew from friends to lovers. But love makes everything beautiful in time. I loked at the Velvet cake, only a quarter was eaten and the lovely surprise. When did he prep Ini? I wondered. Probably, they had been planning this thing over the weekend when I was slaving at the Girl Child Foundation. Or maybe they just scripted this act yesterday. Tolu was a good writer and filmmaker. Who knows really?

    I have to surprise him at work this afternoon. I really need to.

    ****

    I picked out a red dress we bought during winter. We got it in Canada where we were window shopping and found the dress that I could not stop gazing upon. Tolu had to pay for it. It was quite expensive. I didn’t expect that he would at least buy it. But, he did. The dress fitted all my curves and edges perfectly.

    I laid the dress on the bed and took my famous high heels to match. Tolu loved the natural me but I still added an artificial glow to my natural me. I wanted to see the amazement in his mouth when he saw me swing by the office. His writing days were over, even though he owed a printing press on the side, he was the Managing Director of the fastest rising newspaper company in Lagos. They set up shop just two years ago and had closed down several fraudulent politicians by their investigative and feature pieces. I left home by 1pm. I really wanted to treat him to some homemade lunch and wine.

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    I stopped by the store to order some grapes and I dropped into the office immediately.

    I took the secret elevator, carrying the basket, not wanting to waste time, I passed the secretary who was still attempting to pass a message that I was here.

    I acknowledged her but walked briskly and pressed the door handle. It was in less than a split second and I could see Tolu eyes closed with a lady who was straddled to his naked body. He was trousers and pants down as this lady was busying laying loving kisses from his bare waist and down below.

    I wasn’t just aghast. I was shocked and I wondered what she was doing. Her clothes weren’t off, only Tolu’s were off, pants down.

    I screamed. “Tolllluuuuu…” and deeply went into faded darkness, as l fell to the ground.

  • BBNaija: Lolu all teary as DJ Exclusive hails him

    BBNaija: Lolu all teary as DJ Exclusive hails him

    It so happens that tonight’s party is the best Big Brother Naija could give us.

     Miracle finds a new dance partner as Princess cannot keep her hands off him. Bitto can’t hold himself as lust overrides him. He struggles to let go of Princess, until she wiggled past him.
    Everyone is high on all fours tonight. It is the effect of alcohol and the fun. It is Double wahala mixed with a heavy dose of fun.
    But then there is the cry baby- Lolu. He is hailed by DJ Exclusive tonight and the emotional shadow of himself beings tears to his eyes.
    He tells Anto:
    “He kept calling my name all through the party. My name, you heard it right?”
    Anto plays the protective girlfriend as she tries to console him.
    There are many sides to this story, even as eviction looms.
    One that tops all accounts is that Exclusive and Lolu have been paddies before now. In fact, Lolu contributed to DJ Exclusive’s hustle and now, both men are in the spotlight.

    Read Also: I was the first person to play DJ Exclusive, Wizkid’s song- Lolu

    Feels good…right?
    But Lolu is the emotional cry baby. Even till now, he is still dazed.
    Double Wahala turns up a notch tonight. Why are we not amazed? Lolu’s act seems beyond the ordinary. The tears are questionable. But we would soon find out the truth.
    As we always do.
  • BBNaija: Khloe confess love for Leo through ‘mute lips’

    BBNaija: Khloe confess love for Leo through ‘mute lips’

    Sequel to the drama that keeps occurring in the house, Khloe professes her love for Leo through muted lips.

    Not wanting Big Brother and other housemates to hear;

    Khloe begs Leo to read her lips.

    Read Also:  Khloe spotted in bed with Kbrule

    It is obvious she really wants him and the desire is mutual.

    She is scared of eviction and she tries to straighten it up with Leo.

    She tells him she loves him and whispers it silently before Princess comes around to break the cozy moment.

  • I was the first person to play DJ Exclusive, Wizkid’s song- Lolu

    I was the first person to play DJ Exclusive, Wizkid’s song- Lolu

    Big Brother Housemate, Lolu has alluded to being the first person to ever support DJ Exclusive and Wizkid.

    He recounted his days at Beat FM Ibadan 97.9 where he helped debut the single which Cool FM Super Star DJ, Exclusive featured Wizkid in.

    The song is titled Jeje ft Wizkid by DJ Exclusive.

    Still very shaken by the turn of events leading to DJ Exclusive hailing him at the Friday night party, Lolu confessed to be the driving force to Exclusive’s success.

    “The very day I played that jam I didn’t have 20 naira on me. I walked home. Why I no go cry even say I try, I always dey code.

    Lolu is very smart that is what everyone says.”

    Leo who wasn’t too surprised at all said:

    “I always tell people that you as ambitious as I am.”

    “You never know who I be and until tonight una never know.” this was another emotional Lolu response.

    Read Also: How Big Brother is making a ‘flirt’ of Lolu

     However, Lolu admitted that still, he was never fulfilled. He just accepts himself as an investment banker, one that keeps hustling.

    “No I am just there.” He stated.

    Even though Leo felt otherwise, remarking how great Lolu’s journey was.

    “You are not paying for any of these. This is free advertising. I love the fact that everyone calls me ambitious,” Leo enthused.

  • NIMET to Nigerians: Brace up for more hot days, nights

    NIMET to Nigerians: Brace up for more hot days, nights

    With the continual heat wave biting harder, the Nigerian Meteorological Agency ( NIMET ) has warned Nigerians to brace up for more hot days and warm Nights.
    In a letter addressed to the generality of the populace, Nigerians have been advised to take these following steps to battle dehydration.
    They have also been urged to develop smart adaptation techniques in order to survive the heat wave.

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    Here are eight ways Nigerians can combat the heat wave:
    1. Drinking more water to stay hydrated
    2. Keep a water bottle close by. This is to remind you to always take water. Carry it about always.
    3. Avoid alcohol and caffeinated drinks during this period. Reduce the sweet and juicy junks.
    4. Reduce food rich in protein. This is because they increase metabolic heat.
    5. Go natural. Eat lots of fresh foods, fruits and vegetables.
    6. Do health checkups. Monitor your blood pressure.
    7. Don’t go outside at noon. Stay indoors from 12 noon till 3pm
    8. Avoid warm baths at night. Take cold baths before you retire to bed
    Health is wealth. This heat wave will pass. In all, Nigerians have been advised to stay healthy and hydrated while this period lasts.
  • BBNaija: What Tobi and I have is “Play friendship” – Cee-C

    BBNaija: What Tobi and I have is “Play friendship” – Cee-C

    As Cee-C and Princess settle…

     

    Tobi had to bring the two girls behind closed doors to settle whatever underlying issues they had

    Princess went first stating that there were no issues between them other than the time Cee-C flared up at her during the “chicken incident.”

    Cee-C explained all issues as they reached a stalemate.

    “I really don’t have issues with you. I thought we were closer,” Princess admitted.

    “Moving forward, I don’t want to have issues again. We started very cool; I was eating your food. And we just had a very bad vibe,” Cee-C stated.

    Princess admitted that she was disappointed in herself.

    “I am the only one that calls people and report them to themselves and leave them to keep talking about the issues.”

    Read Also: BBNaija: The kisses and PDAs continue

    “I even pushed you to a guy you liked.”

    However, Cee-C tried to clear the air saying she just began to have feelings for Tobi. She admitted she wasn’t in love with him earlier on and he was not in the cadre of guys she liked.

    Even though she admitted that the tides have changed now and She and Tobi are getting along.

    “I didn’t know when I said Choose me. What we even have now is play friendship,” the down-to-earth Cee-C finally defined her relationship.

    Both girls came to the point of resolving all issues from the genesis as well as charted a new template for their “clean slate” friendship.

    This was done to the admiration of other house mates.

  • Get your PVC, Adeboye urges members

    Get your PVC, Adeboye urges members

    General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye has enjoined members of the church to get their Permanent Voters Card ( PVC ) ahead of the forthcoming General elections.

    This occurred in a final address early Saturday morning at the Redemption Camp Grounds, Simawa in Ogun State on the occasion of the Monthly February Holy Ghost Service tagged “Stronger than your enemies 2.”

    Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye encouraged his members to shun mass apathy and participate in the forthcoming elections. He also advised the congregation to register by all means and secure their future with their Permanent Voters Card (PVC).

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    “Make sure you collect your Permanent Voters Card. Do not mind the hassles in going back and forth or returning a week later to collect your card. Make sure you register.

    The soft spoken preacher urged his audience to secure their future by voting their choice in the elections.

    “Your PVC holds the power to determine your future,” he added.

  • BBNaija: The kisses and PDAs continue

    BBNaija: The kisses and PDAs continue

    Since the premiere of Big Brother Nigeria, last Sunday, drama has continued to flood TV screens with more intrigues in anticipation of what will happen next.

    On Tuesday, Nina was first to strike gold as she was caught on camera while sharing an intimate moment with Miracle in the shower early in the morning.

    In less than seven days, other housemates have joined in the fray.

    Only yesterday, Princess tried to kiss Rico but was bundled into a swerve as Rico politely resisted her advances.

    It should be recalled, however, that Bitto was recently summoned into the Diary room by big brother, after he touched Princess, and she wasn’t liking it.

    Forcing several viewers to argue whether Princess could be forcing herself on Rico.

    Read Also; BBNaija: Bitto Summonned for caressing Princess

     The Drama doesn’t end there. It hardens ever still, raising more eyebrows as the show slowly climaxes to peak.

    Still same Thursday night, Khloe was seen romancing Kbrule in bed.

    They came close to sharing a kiss, one that would have been successful had Khloe not resisted, fearing being spied on by the camera.

    Khloe on Wednesday expressed her desire for fellow housemate Lolu.

    Khloe has continued to trend as her nude pictures emerged online since Wednesday.

     

     

     

     

  • Botswana lawmakers ban sex dolls

    Botswana lawmakers ban sex dolls

    Botswana lawmakers have placed an embargo on the importation of sex dolls for men.

    This is as contained in a section of their law that disavows men from copulating with sex dolls.

    According to Section 178 of the Botswana Penal Code, bringing sex toys in Botswana is an offence.

    The law further abolishes the right to “possess, lend, trade in, export, import, and or exhibit obscene objects or any objects tending to corrupt morals in Botswana,” which includes sex dolls.

    Women have continued to express their continued hate and disapproval for sex dolls as they believe that the potential competition will cause a surge in the rise of divorce rates and tamper human relationships as well.

    Some questioned the ability of sex dolls to bear children, support the man and the home emotionally and do the house chores.

    A social worker with expertise in complicated marriages, mental health and addiction is less positive about the sudden demand for sex dolls.

    She fears men will eventually prefer sex with robots over human love making.

    Making reactions have continued to make the rounds over this new development of the Botswana Government, as some described the treatment to men as unfair since women still get to keep other items like vibrators to aid their sexual desires.