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  • Moremi goes home

    Moremi goes home

    “It was a very bad time. An unbelievably painful time. A husband lost his wife. Three children lost their mother. Aged parents lost their daughter and siblings lost a sister. Friends lost a trusted confidante. A political family lost a Shero and role model. I lost a friend, sister, political associate, cheerleader, prayer companion, co-conspirator, gist lover, dance partner, shopping companion, she was all that and more. We wore purple and white for her funeral as she had asked”- Erelu Bisi Fayemi, former Ekiti State First Lady, in ‘PURPLE AND WHITE’, a moving tribute to Mrs Funmilayo Adunni Olayinka, published in Abovewhispers.com

    It was in the course of the 10th Anniversary memorial service in her memory at The Anglican Church of The Ascenssion, Opebi, Ikeja, Lagos I decided that, barring any unforeseen circumstances, I must endeavour to get re- published, within a month of the event which held on 6 April, 2023, my article as we were bidding our delectable Amazon, the MOREMI – EKITI, Mrs Funmilayo Adunni Olayinka, who joined the Saints Triumphant, exactly ten years ago, the final goodbye.

    The article, first published 14 April, 2013, is reproduced below.

    The late Mrs Funmi Olayinka lived a life of dedicated service.

    “Uncle, your article today is a masterpiece”. “Egbon, an absolutely brilliant piece, e ku’se ilu”, and so on and so forth. That was how I got this riveting encouragement, week in, week out, from none other than the Amazon herself; the young, totally irreplaceable Moremi-Ekiti, Her Excellency, Mrs Funmi Olayinka, the Ekiti State Deputy Governor, who translated to higher glory exactly a week ago.

    Tell it not on Ekiti streets; let it not be heard in the redoubtable Famuagun family house in Ado-Ekiti which has since turned a centre of pilgrimage. Nor must her ‘twin-sister’, the woman who stood ramrod beside her all through those agonising years of chemotherapy, and yet more chemo; whilst some idle, ignorant do-nothings gossiped endlessly about a so-called portfolio hijack.

    Moremi- Ekiti, the woman who stood, unwavering, beside Dr John Kayode Fayemi, the state governor, throughout those agonising, extremely nervy and energy sapping years of a titanic struggle against Nigeria’s men of illicit power, was as brilliant as she was radiant.

    Loyal to the end, our departed Amazon was a study in reliability.

    ‘Obirin bi okunrin’ – a she-man!

    Mrs Olayinka neither wavered, nor was she ever discouraged even as she got thrown into the jungle that Nigerian politics had since become; a whole world away from her serene banking profession where she had risen to lofty heights in some of Nigeria’s leading banks. Such was her steely nature and single-mindedness, even at the height of serial treachery, when otherwise respected ministers in the temple of justice , and their ignoble soul-mates in judicial merchandising, thought nothing of selling their conscience to the highest bidder, that she soon became a Job’s comforter to her boss, and other distraught party members on those occasions when justice was shamelessly trampled.

    But nothing encapsulates our departed titan more than Senator Femi Ojudu’s tribute to her. And the senator should know.

    Once it was decided, on the advice of Erelu Bisi Fayemi, that the Deputy Governorship candidate should, preferably, be a woman and the party added the additional proviso that she must come from Ado-Ekiti, it became Ojudu’s task, given by the party, to head-hunt a candidate who, like Dr Kayode Fayemi, is well-educated, independent-minded, decent and of impeccable integrity’.

    Wrote Femi: “We lost an asset. A consummate administrator, an unparalleled image maker, radiant, brilliant, self-confident, and a quintessential Ekiti woman who gave a good face to Ekiti State. Without the slightest hesitation, continued the senator, she left her plum bank job and went headlong into the murky waters of politics, determined to give of her best to her people.

    I will miss you.”

    He continues, Kayode and Bisi Fayemi will miss you. The entire Ekiti people will miss you. Ado Ekiti will miss you. Both E11 and the Afenifere Renewal Group, of which you were a pioneer member, will miss you. And most importantly, Lanre, your better half, will miss you. Yeside and her sisters, your three adorable daughters, will miss you dearly. Papa and Mama Famuagun and the entire Sasere clan will miss you. You gave our struggle and the one you waged against that debilitating disease all you got. You never wavered. Rather, you were courageous, full of hope and kept reassuring me that all will be well, even when I had to apologise to you at those low moments, for bringing you into the rough and tumble of partisan politics.”

    It has been a stream of tributes, from far and near. As at the last count, almost all the state governors, or their emissaries, have visited to commiserate with their brother governor, and the family of the late Mrs Olayinka.

    Both Ekiti Elders Council, under the lead of our highly regarded Papa, Chief J.E Babatola, and Christ’s School Elders’ forum, led by Chief F. A. D Daramola, have been here too.

    Chief Dele Falegan, on behalf of the Special Intervention And Empowerment Programme (SIEP), which he chairs in the state, said of the late Deputy Governor: “she came like a meteorite, fulfilled her early call with elegance, diligence, confidence, humility and honesty and, disappeared from the stage at her appointed time like a meteorite. You lost a partner in progress and we all lost her. She died at the flower of youth, loved, renowned, honoured and celebrated.”

    Paraphrasing the authors of THE LONG WALK, a book which details the odyssey of Dr Fayemi’s mandate retrieval battle, themselves active participants in the seemingly intractable struggle, they write: “the departed Deputy Governor was born in Ado-Ekiti in 1960 and attended both Holy Trinity Grammar School, Ibadan and the Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo, before travelling abroad for further studies. She holds a Master’s Degree in Public Administration and a Barchelor’s degree in Business Administration from the Central State University, Edmond, Oklahoma, United States, where she was three times on the Dean’s Honour’s roll. A Marketing Analyst & Strategist, she started her banking career at First Bank Plc and later worked at both Access Bank and the now defunct Merchant Banking Corporation. In UBA she served as Head, Brand Management & Corporate Affairs and left the industry as Head, Corporate Services Department of Eco bank Transatlantic Inc.

    Of the departed Mrs Olayinka, they further wrote: ‘the late Funmi Adunni Olayinka was a highly personable woman, a mobilising impresario and motivational speaker. So concerned was she that in the man- eat- man phenomenon that Ekiti politics became, she regularly kept in touch with the spouses of those involved in the struggle without the knowledge of their partners. She always encouraged party supporters, assuring them that all would be well as victory would certainly come the way of the ACN. She regularly enjoined Ekiti women to be steadfast in their support for justice as by so doing they were securing the future of their children.”

    Brilliant, prayerful and untiring, she took her courageous single-mindedness into fighting the punishing disease that she had, since 2009, been diagnosed with. She gave it no quarters and did not slow down at work either, always saying it would be unfair to the Ekiti people who entrusted Dr Kayode Fayemi and herself with their mandate to do otherwise.

    Her’s was a life of service. Even as she would not inform family members of her medical travails, lest she put them in unbearable torture, or even earlier death for her aged parents, she had the unstinting empathy and unqualified support of the governor, Dr Kayode Fayemi, and that of her friend, and sister, the First Lady, Erelu Bisi Fayemi. While Erelu gave her unceasing emotional support, severally accompanying her on her medical trips abroad, the Governor ensured that the best oncologists,  anywhere in the world , be it in the U.K, U.S or India, attended to her in search of the elusive cure.

    It has been tears galore all over Ekiti, if not in the entire country, since she passed on. But truth be told, seeing what I have, whether in her Lagos house, in the Famuagun family house, not to mention the indescribable scenes in the Ekiti State House, I dare say her departure could not have been more momentous and glorious, even if she had lived nine lives. Therefore, we must all take heart, accept that God is the all-knowing and infallible one who knows all and has chosen to call her daughter home.

    For our departed darling sister, and Ekiti’s second ranking citizen, therefore, it must be a celebration of life, and with utmost thanks to God Almighty as the Holy Writ has enjoined us to do in all circumstances.

    Mrs Olayinka touched lives, and was an integral part of what the state Governor, Dr  Fayemi, calls his Collective Rescue Mission. What remains for us to do is pray for her sweet repose at the feet of our Lord Jesus Christ and to grant eternal grace on all she left behind, especially her aged parents, her husband and her young daughters .

    At a time like this too, we must all remember Ekiti State in our corporate and individual prayers and ask that the Almighty God continues to guard, and guide our Governor and his family. We must specifically ask God to continue to uphold and renew him so that he will neither fail nor falter in his determined effort to uplift Ekiti.

    Adieu, our adorable, totally committed Moremi, a name Ekiti people had long given her in sheer admiration of her service and commitment, ala an earlier Moremi, whose votive sacrifice saved her Ile-Ife Yoruba ethnic group from annihilation by the invading Baribas.

    Adieu, dear Funmi, rest at the feet of your Lord and Master, our Lord Jesus Christ, till we meet to part no more.

    Concluding, it is heartwarming, indeed gratifying, that with regards to the departed Deputy Governor,  Governor Biodun Oyebanji has taken off exactly where his predecessor left.

    In her memory and honour, the state government, in a statement by the wife of the governor, Dr Olayemi Oyebanji,  has declared free breasts and cervical cancer testing .

    Dr. Oyebanji described cancer as a devastating illness, “to reduce whose prevalence and virulence, there was need for every stakeholder to raise awareness about its causes, symptoms, and treatment, adding that cancer is not a death sentence but that early detection remained key to successful treatment”.

  • Kano emirates: A bar kaza cikin gashinta

    Kano emirates: A bar kaza cikin gashinta

    Inspired by the unsubduable Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, former governor and presidential candidate in the February 25 poll, the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) won the March 18 governorship contest in Kano, routed the All Progressives Congress (APC), and reimposed the Kwankwasiyya movement over the state. Gradually, if the NNPP leader plays his cards as brilliantly and doggedly as he has done in the past few years without unwarranted excesses, he might very well turn the movement into a philosophical school, perhaps far more evocative than Aminu Kano’s Talakawa Movement did. Mr Kwankwaso will hope that age is on his side to accomplish that noble goal.

    Sometime last week, the former governor was captured on video threatening to cause his party and the governor-elect, Abba Kabir Yusuf, also known as Abba Gida-Gida, to revisit the 2020 dethronement of Emir Muhammadu Sanusi II and the accompanying balkanisation of the Kano Emirate into five emirates, both undertaken by outgoing governor Abdullahi Ganduje. It is unclear whether Mr Kwankwaso meant his radical idea captured on video to go viral on social media. Or perhaps he was just trifling with the idea of making his triumphant party to do the unthinkable. In the video, the former governor had insinuated that Dr Ganduje’s policies of dethronement and balkanisation were unpopular, and since the Kanawa had given the NNPP the governorship mandate, that mandate could be interpreted expansively.

    The video threat gave the impression that Mr Kwankwaso and his party are eager to gauge the elasticity of their revisionist idea to find out whether it would resonate with Kano or not. Speaking to his audience as captured on the video, he had said: “We have campaigned, and as you know we are popular in Nigeria, especially in Kano State. We are now back, and God willing we will continue with the good works our administration left. This incoming governor and his team will take them up. As elders, we will continue to advise them to do the right thing. We tried not to intervene in the issue of bringing or removing any emir, but now, an opportunity has come. Those who were given this opportunity will sit down and see to the issues. They will look at what they are expected to do. Besides the emir, even the emirate has been divided into five places. All these need to be studied. Usually, a leader inherits good, bad, and issues that are hard to reconcile.”

    Mr Kwankwaso was unambiguous: the NNPP and the governor-elect will review both policies. Dr Ganduje, the incumbent, has of course scorned the idea of any review, insisting that the policies were well considered and irreversible. Kano would pray to God to resist any attempt to unseat the emir or fuse the five emirates, all of which are now first-class emirates. How Mr Kwankwaso hopes to overthrow the two chieftaincy policies after about three years of enactment remains to be seen. The reason he would not leave the policies to be owned and eventually implemented by the governor-elect may be connected with the exuberance that followed the emphatic victory the NNPP won, an encumbrance in which he was caught up. Once Dr Ganduje leaves office and a new governor is sworn in, there is little else a former governor can do to prevent any policy revision. He will hope that the fear of the people’s reaction would dissuade the NNPP government from going ahead with its plan. But again, in such matters, the heavens rarely ever fall.

    However, Mr Kwankwaso and Mr Yusuf, the governor-elect, will want to bear in mind the Hausa adage: A bar kaza cikin gashinta (Let sleeping dog lie/Leave a fowl in its feathers). When the former monolithic Kano Emirate was split into five, it was unclear how popular the policy was. But when the stools were filled and coronations took place, the emirates burst into raptures, whether real or affected. Now the five emirates have since moved on, and like acquired taste, the people have grown to become accustomed to their new emirs and their cultural and sociological appurtenances. Reviewing this elaborate restructuring will hardly be productive or wise, and returning Muhammadu Sanusi II to the throne, assuming he was popular in the first instance or his explosive and often iconoclastic statements and ideas could be tamed, would come with its own drawbacks.

    Dr Ganduje, the incumbent, was deputy governor to Mr Kwankwaso when the dethroned emir was turbaned. By dethroning him, balkanising the Kano Emirate, and striking a different and distinct path from the Kwankwasiyya Movement, up to the point of even threatening to diminish and extirpate the movement, the outgoing governor not only crossed the red line, he also reached a point of no return. The conflict ensured that the next governorship contest would be fierce and unforgiving. If winning that contest is not enough revenge and appeasement for the Kwankwasiyya Movement, it will suggest that they are long on strategy and frightfully short on wisdom and staying capacity. If they are wise, they may wish to consider that just as they have the authority to review past policies, their successors, who may not necessarily be Kwankwasiyya people, may also have the authority to return to status quo. Nothing is permanent.

    Reinstating Kano’s emirate structure and returning Muhammadu Sanusi II to the throne may theoretically be easy to accomplish, but they will prove more disruptive than the hypothetical good Mr Kwankwaso and Mr Yusuf hope to achieve. The new Kano leaders should instead prove that their incoming administration is wise, mature, and progressive, not encumbered by minor issues or petty jealousies. Kano State is widely considered by many political scientists as one of the two or three states closest to the civic culture. Mr Kwankwaso should ride that wave which his movement has begun; but riding it will obviously demand more circumspection and adeptness than his speeches have inspired. And by insinuating a radical policy into the governor-elect’s agenda, not minding what the latter’s priorities might be, the NNPP leader seems unmindful of overreaching himself. If he persists in his present approach, he may get embroiled in the incoming governor’s administration and risks becoming a nuisance.

    The nonsense about visa ban

    No self-respecting person or nation appeals to outsiders to help punish their members. But Nigerian political parties and civil society organisations have made it their singsong to call on world powers to help punish their Nigerian compatriots for perceived and unproved electoral offences and other malfeasances. Apart from civil society groups who have shouted themselves hoarse demanding visa ban and other kinds of punishment against members of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and the Labour Party (LP) have made it their unrelenting campaign to invite foreign powers to ostracise their chief opponent in the last elections.

    The PDP National Publicity Secretary, Debo Ologunagba, last Friday was again hysterical against President Muhammadu Buhari, calling for him and his family to be subjected to travel restrictions and visa ban immediately he leaves office. This was not the first time the PDP would be making that call. It is unlikely to be the last time. The PDP argument, which the LP has also embraced wholeheartedly, is that the ruling party organised the worst elections in Nigerian history. The world powers of course do not rely on partisan hyperbole to formulate their foreign policy or impose restrictions. They understand the dynamics of the Nigerian elections perhaps much more than many Nigerian players and elite. They will ignore the partisan campaigns.

    Had the Nigerian elite possessed national pride, they would not invite global powers, many of which are battling with diverse existential entanglements, to impose discipline on their compatriots. Unfortunately, the gross deficiencies in the training of Nigerian politicians and their inability to imbibe a sense of national pride and national identity cause them to treat their country with contempt and expose themselves to the tyranny and tutelage of world powers. These are the same countries the PDP, LP and civil society groups have elected as prefects and moral guides for Nigeria. Tragically, too, the opposition simply lack the understanding that inviting humiliation upon their country helps to foster international scorn against Nigeria. It is true that Nigeria experiences developmental and social challenges, but it is inconceivably that the solution will come from world powers who themselves have no history of fairness or justice, nor the capacity to enthrone acceptable universal values and norms.   

  • Civil society organisations need caution

    Civil society organisations need caution

    While the traditional media have been under tremendous pressure to shape up or ship out, social media and civil society organisations have continued to enjoy unparalleled freedom in fouling the national well of trust and sowing discord among the people. Yet, the wasteland some civil society organisations have created should justify some firm and consistent regulation. The social media is anarchical; and it will take some exemplary regulations to rein them in. Civil society organisations, on the other hand, can still be safely regulated to some extent because they are registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC). Two CSOs illustrate the informational crisis and public perception dilemma Nigeria is contending with.

    The 2023 polls have exposed the quandary Nigeria has found itself in its effort to curb the maladies perpetrated by partisan CSOs. The Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria (HURIWA) founded in 2007, and the International Society for Civil Liberties and Rule of Law (Intersociety) also founded a year later in 2008, have since last year been unable disguise their partisanship, whether political, religious or ethnic. Fecund at producing press statements, but often unreflective and undiscriminating in their opinions, they have immersed themselves in every controversy imaginable with magisterial finality, and have left no one in doubt where their preferences lie, and have spoken on television and disseminated their views through newspapers with vexing openness. Since they continue to receive significant hearing from the media, they have not felt compelled to summon the restraint and caution needed to imbue their operations with credibility.

    In the last polls, the Abuja-based HURIWA and the Onitsha-based Intersociety have been unabashedly pro-Labour Party (LP). They clearly refused to limit themselves to isolating issues and principles violated by all political parties and the electoral body, INEC, for mention, discussion and castigation. Instead, their press statements had deployed fiery and damaging phrases and words to demarket the All Progressives Congress (APC) and rhapsodise the LP. If both CSOs continue to give free rein to their partisan preferences, and subscribe to wild and sweeping but illogical generalisations, it won’t be long before they constitute themselves into the main opposition to the ruling party.

    In its response to the February and March polls, HURIWA for instance betrayed its partisanship by coveting the senate presidency for the Southeast and denouncing any northern bid for it. Even if the logic of their position is acceptable, it is not clear that they argued their cause temperately and maturely. “Our suggestion is that the Senate president should be given to the Southeast,” the HURIWA press statement began undisguisedly quoting Emmanuel Onwubiko. “The reason is that the Southeast constitutes one of the legs of Nigeria’s major ethnic groups.” But just in case anyone liked to suggest that the CSO was partisan, as indeed its statement presupposed, it quickly threw in this caveat: “First and foremost we want to state that we are an organisation that is not partisan…Good governance means we are supposed to have institutions that function optimally and benefit the citizens of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Hence, we need a solidly grounded Senate President and a Speaker in order for those individuals to offer what they call checks and balances to the head of the executive arm of government. We want to warn that the next National Assembly shouldn’t be the kind of National Assembly that we now have.” The statement may lack precision and may even be contradictory, but it left no one in doubt what factors coloured their affections.

    Even before the polls, in those giddy days when they remorselessly pitched for LP, HURIWA had announced why they deprecated the APC’s Muslim-Muslim presidential ticket. The organisation’s spokesman said with explosive rage: “Before the elections, we warned that allowing a party that has the same faith ticket to produce a President and a vice was going to be devastating for the country.” They did not say and have still not proved the devastation they predicted. It was, therefore, easy for the organisation to weigh in after the polls on what it described as the Yoruba-Igbo ethnic clash in Lagos. It concluded without any substantiation that the Igbo were ‘massively’ attacked in Lagos for ‘overwhelmingly’ supporting the LP presidential and governorship candidates. Perhaps this was the devastation the organisation implausibly referenced. But other states, including in the Southeast, had a far higher casualty rate than Lagos. Why were those states not in focus? This dilemma did not, however, stop HURIWA from threateningly concluding to write “a very powerful letter to the International Criminal Court in The Hague demanding visa ban on enemies of free press and democracy.” How did the issue of free or repressed press conflate with the ‘devastating attacks’?

    Intersociety was even more hysterical. Despite the relatively peaceful polls in Lagos and the very low casualty figure – just one confirmed dead – the CSO evoked images of the Rwandan genocide and warned that Lagos was descending into a ‘genocidal enclave’ on account of the statements of APC spokesmen. The organisation even delved into the tangential issue of the LP presidential candidate’s ordeal at the hands of United Kingdom immigration officials at Heathrow Airport, deploring the British authorities for ‘criminalising and assaulting’ him. The statement was revelatory of Intersociety being anything but a civil society organisation. Agitated and frantically active during and after the polls, Intersociety denounced the government for raising ‘false treason alarm’ against Peter Obi and his running mate in the last presidential poll, and predisposing them to what it hyperbolically described as ‘harassment, jihadist assassination plots, and cyber attacks’. Then it recklessly and slanderously listed 50 vice chancellors/professors and 34 others whom it believed rigged the election in favour of the APC. Intersociety of course exculpated a few professors from the Southeast, but raised huge defamatory campaign against the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Olukayode Ariwoola, for allegedly fraternising with the APC, and insisting that ‘state jihadism and radical Islamism’ were responsible for ‘INEC brutally rigging the election’.

    Neither HURIWA nor Intersociety, despite their avalanche of press statements given prominence in the media, is really a civil society organisation. They have become partisan and covert arms of the LP and Obi/Datti campaign organisation. As their statements and activities in the last few months illustrate, they are undoubtedly ethnic and religious tools deployed for nefarious purposes. Now that the elections are over, and supposing that they can be tamed to fulfill the purposes for which they were registered, it is expected that they will reorient themselves, temper their hysteria, and caution their generalisations and apocalyptic delusions. If they will not, it will not be out of place if the authorities can nudge them in the right direction using constructive legal corollaries.

  • Buhari’s apology and diagnosis

    Buhari’s apology and diagnosis

    JUST when Nigerians thought they had figured out President Muhammadu Buhari, they immediately discovered to their dismay that he is far more mysterious and unpredictable than they can possibly decipher with any tool available to them. Banking on what seemed his long-running and consistent opposition to the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo had urged the president to abort the electoral process midway into the presidential election. And also believing that all the president needed to annul the APC presidential victory were well-aimed threats of apocalypse, the Labour Party (LP) presidential running mate Datti Baba-Ahmed attempted to terrify and blackmail both the president and Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN) Olukayode Ariwoola not to dare crown the winner. But President Buhari mystified them all by shrugging off all the threats; and he will keep mystifying everyone to the very end, perhaps far beyond the commodious surroundings of Daura, Niger Republic, and Kaduna, his avowed retirement homes.

    It is not hard to see why nearly everyone, but a few cognoscenti, misread the president. He has a curious sense of humour that is at once sardonic and bucolic, a subtle and sometimes mischievous laughter aimed from his belly against those who deem themselves his betters, and mordant wit delivered at cocktails, like his last Sallah outing in Abuja, with savage delight and simplicity. In his Sallah remarks, he delivered his now famous apology about those he had hurt in his nearly eight years of leadership. Why, he hurt everybody nearly every month and year of his presidency as a result of his controversial and ill-digested policies and measures, his critics snorted. Few attempted to situate that apology within his essential identity as a jocose provincial, and against the background of his wry and coruscating humour. How, his cynical detractors mused, could a stoic and evidently laconic leader accustomed to Spartan living and indifferent to hardship and punishment apologise for anything?

    Look at the famous apology textually. “There is no doubt I hurt some people, and I wish you will pardon me; and those that think that I have hurt them so much, please pardon me,” he was quoted to have said moments after returning home from the Abuja Eid grounds where he had joined other residents for the Sallah prayers. In the Southwest, an outgoing leader is unlikely to offer any apologies, regardless of the unfavourable impressions his leadership might have created. In fact, he is likely to cap his valedictory with the 1969 Frank Sinatra classic, My Way, a song composed by Jacques Revaux with lyrics by Gilles Thibaut and Claude François. Though first performed in 1967 by Claude François and was re-written by Paul Anka for Sinatra, it remains an evergreen to which outgoing leaders, both great and small, are besotted.

    Regale yourself with the first stanza of the song:

    And now, the end is near,

    And so I face the final curtain.

    My friends, I’ll say it clear;

    I’ll state my case of which I’m certain.

    I’ve lived a life that’s full –

    I’ve travelled each and every highway.

    And more, much more than this,

    I did it my way.

    In some places, perhaps including where President Buhari hails from, an apology is sometimes the final curtain routine rarely offered with any meaningful conviction. He may on the surface feel squeamish about leaving office, but he is at bottom glad and relieved to go. He feels nostalgic about Daura and his farm, and he has an innate longing for Niger Republic, a longing he ventilated through many creative and sometimes flagrant excesses during his presidency. And in the same way Ibadan (now Lagos) captivated the Yoruba, Port Harcourt the Ijaw, Enugu the Igbo, Maiduguri the Kanuri and allied tribes, and Jos the Middle Belters, Kaduna is the affectionate, more personal and cosmopolitan city of northern intelligentsia and retired military generals. President Buhari will cavort between Daura, Kaduna and, only to a little and perhaps hypothetical extent, an indeterminate town in Niger Republic. His sentiments may cause him to apologise over some of his ‘hurtful’ policies, but given his antecedents, he is unlikely to mean the apology literally. He is not only stoical, and as a military general views apologies as a sign of weakness and an admission of fallibility and poor judgement, he is also by training defiant and unflinching in the face of abuse, criticisms and danger. There is of course the little inconvenience of not being too conversant with how a modern economy runs, and he may have fatally trusted ignorant and half-baked advisers on a number of financial and business policies, but considering the fact that he was weaned on the religious principle that only God is perfect, he would by his reticence and defiance dare anyone to demand a real apology.

    Were many people, and perhaps a whole nation as his critics surmised, hurt by his policies? Why, of course, yes; millions and millions. Consider the manner he barked up the wrong tree with his naira swap policy and doubled down on the expensive and destabilising cattle grazing measure, both of which spawned social monsters and significant suffering and death across the nation. And also look at his vacillations within and outside the APC, and his quintessential approach to the rule of law as a subsumption of national interest. Then peruse his economic policies, such as relates to agriculture and extensive border closures, and note why many Nigerians suffered agonising pains as a result of too many misplaced policies. But contradistinctively, it must also be said for him that he did many things right too: rails, roads, bridges, and free and fair polls, regardless of social media perceptions. So, on the surface, there were costly mistakes to attract apologies. Yet, the apology he gave during the last Sallah celebrations was more perfunctory than real.

    Beyond the sanctity and propriety of the president’s apology was his diagnosis of how the last presidential poll was won and lost. Here, he was unerring. The opposition has tried to frame their loss in terms of electoral malfeasance perpetrated by both the electoral umpire, INEC, and the ruling party. But they are making heavy weather of their explanations in the same atrocious way they have tragically and mendaciously tried to label the October 2020 Lekki Tollgate protest suppression as a massacre. They have not read the judicial panel report, and have also refused to apply logic in deciphering the last presidential poll outcome. But the president was succinct in his appraisal of the poll. Said he: “Now, their over-confidence is creating more problems for the opposition than anyone else. They are finding it hard to convince those who supported them from outside why they are unable to beat us (APC). A combination of overconfidence, complacency and bad tactical moves made them lose, plain and clear. This has created more problems in their camp. Why did they fail to remove us?… An important reason I congratulate Asiwaju on winning is because the opposition got support and false hope from outside and went on to create the impression that they would win, that they would defeat us.  How more wrong could anyone be?”

    It would indeed be incredible for any analyst with modest competence to argue that either the LP or the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) won the poll. How could they, after dividing themselves into four debilitated groups, hope to unseat a ruling party that went into the election more or less united? The president suggested that the opposition was plagued with disunity and overconfidence. Yes, the opposition was fragmented into four parts, but their disunity, this column had suggested, was due to supernatural factors beyond them, not overconfidence. It was as clear as daylight to any casual observer that if they went into the presidential poll disunited, they would be beaten. Yet, they spurned unity and scorned one another. Nigerians are curious to know why since the poll outcome, the president has been enthusiastic and discursive on the APC victory. Was it the enormous obstacles he erected in the path of the eventual winner of the poll, which were meant to portray the presidency as neutral and to burnish the president’s image as a fair-minded leader? Or was it because Asiwaju Tinubu, the man who twice rallied to his cause and in his view possesses the capacity to govern, won? Whatever it is, President Buhari’s general diagnosis of why the opposition lost is incontrovertible, and his relief and enthusiasm at his party’s victory are palpable, justifiable, and unmistakable. He will leave office next month, as he says; and despite any apology he might offer and to whatever intent, he will be relieved, satisfied, and deeply and enormously fulfilled that democracy, if not brilliant leadership, had afforded him two terms and an apotheosis his reign as military head of state could never hope to give.

  • My Malaysia musings (2)

    My Malaysia musings (2)

    Come 29th May 2023, there will be several inaugurations of Governors, either as new helmsmen, commencing first term in office or being sworn in for another term of four years. This will be happening all over the length and breadth of Nigeria. Particularly, interesting and intriguing to this columnist as well as many followers in the polity, is the inauguration of the de facto President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Nigeria. The President Elect, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu, having constituted his transition committee and recently returned from his deserved rest and retreat in France, is gearing up, with his party chieftains and the incumbent government, working hands in gloves for a smooth and successful transition of power.  The followers constituting the bulk of the electorate are yearning and longing for real, concrete and tangible impact of governance that most of them want to see, feel, touch and embrace as the country’s economy is eclipsing, security situation is becoming scary, and political projection of our future as pseudo-federal contraption is contemptible. “Which way Nigeria? Which way to go?”, sang sonorously Sunny Okosun, the Ozzidi musical legend who saw tomorrow in one of his famous lyrics that was released four decades ago – precisely, February 2023! Gleefully and gratifying to observe from the opening page of the “Renewed Hope 2023: Action Plan for a Better Nigeria”, the President Elect, assuring Nigerians of fresh breath of air, succinctly and saliently states: “Our party, the All Progressives Congress, was founded on the premise that people of our beloved country are entitled to the benefits that only progressive good governance can procure.” Pondering and pandering to the content of these statements, it is seemingly in sync with the “Athenian Oath”, adjudged universally as a modicum, moniker and mantra of responsible leadership. It was stated in the last edition of the “Followership Challenge”, and will be rehashed or reiterated here for emphasis. In the old Greece, in the city of Athens, upon the attainment of the age of 17, certain youths took upon themselves to behave ethically and ergonomically by declaring, inter alia: “. . . thus in all ways, we will transmit this City, not only not less, but greater and more beautiful than it was transmitted to us” (Athenian Oath). Howbeit, as the saying goes: the proof of the pudding is in the eating, the followers will want to hope, with the firm faith that their hope will not be dashed, trusting that the “Renewed Hope 2023: Action Plan for a Better Nigeria” will not be another paper tiger that will over time gather dust on the shelf as others well-crafted documents of past administrations. It is instructive to note that Nigeria is not a stranger to good plans laced with great initiatives and innovations. However, implementation or execution has always been the bane!
    Mimicking Malaysia
    In the last edition of this column, readers were promised more depictions of the agribusiness in Malaysia and its concomitant impact on the industrial development of that country. Aggressive oil palm plantation was discussed in last week’s piece to the extent that Malaysia, exploiting research and development, is now producing diesel from processed palm oil. Moreover, there are other derivatives of palm oil such as Palm Kernel, Palm Kernel Oil, Palm Fruit Oil, Stearic Acid, Palmitic Acid, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Kernelate, etc. which are useful and valuable in cosmetics, food and beverages industries in Malaysia; and some are exported to other countries earning foreign exchange for the country and engaging many citizens in gainful employment. Moreover, in a seeming subterranean manner, the earlier investors in oil palm plantations are reaping hugely from estate development in Malaysia. How? Those investors, who purposely purchased plots for oil palm plantation or whose families’ owned acreages near suburbans are now being approached by estate developers to partner with them in the form of exchanging their plots for housing estate development. Many of them are acquiescing to these lucrative luring whilst migrating further into the rural areas to pile their oil palm trade or better still shift to neighbouring Indonesia where land and labour are very cheap.
    This columnist departed Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia in 2012 having completed his PhD research. It is remarkable to point out that as far back as 2010, while on a journey by road to Singapore, it was observed that oil plantations lining most of both sides of the highway were interspersed with local cattle ranches housing like 10 or 15 cattle. Hitherto, Malaysia’s oil palm farmers were not exposed to this trend! Any lessons for Nigeria here? What is stopping any state in Nigeria – north or south – from investing in cattle ranching or empowering local farmers in investing in ranching, herding of goats, breeding of fish ponds, etc.? Apart from oil palm, is it not possible and plausible for state governments, backed with the federal government support, to invest in the value-laden chain of cashew, cocoa, groundnut, rice, cassava, maize, etc? In addition, it has been guesstimated that between 30 – 50% of post-harvest losses are recorded annually of grains, fruits, vegetables and other food crops. This is sad in a country where we cannot feed ourselves adequately. In reminiscence, Malaysia preserves with a cheap technology mostly all harvested and imported agricultural products in such a way that you eat corn or potato or any fruit or vegetable all seasons of the year, whilst maintaining the taste and freshness. This was my experience and that of my wife while sojourning in both Asian countries of Singapore and Malaysia. Coming home, we can curry investors in this area to preserve these humongous losses whilst increasing our GDP and encouraging local farmers to produce more. It is expected that the incoming Tinubu – Shettima administration will make its words to be its bond as enshrined in the “Renewed Hope 2023: Action Plan for a Better Nigeria” thus: “… we shall also work with State and Local Governments (through the establishment of another incentive-based Federal Government funding program) to construct fresh produce storage facilities in major marketplaces of major cities and towns to minimise waste and better preserve perishable food items …”
    Equally, it is vital to intimate the state governments with the dire need of proactive and aggressive investment in human capital development to stem the twin evils of insecurity and poverty. In this vein, there should be real and tangible inculcation of vocational and digital skill (VDS) among the populace, specifically the bulging youth population. To this end, primary and secondary school curricula should be moderated to allow for VDS development such that secondary school leavers could be engaged upon leaving school. The days of white-collar jobs in government offices are gone! It is high time the government initiated a strategic plan to stem the ever-increasing rate of unemployment in Nigeria before it consumes the whole country despite whopping spendings on security and defense as idle hands are the devil’s workshop!
    Conclusion
    Surmising all the aforementioned, it is imperative for the incoming government, both at the centre and state levels, to initiate an effective monitoring, evaluation and learning (MEL) system to track achievements against targets in all sectors, specifically in agribusiness if the “Renewed Hope” will not become a ruse taking cognizance of past governments great intentions of genuine interventions. For instance, Malaysia, for anyone interested can click on Google: “NKRA Malaysia” (standing for “National Key Results Areas”), with the prime premise: “People First, Performance Now”. NKRA allows citizens and others across the world to see, in a transparent manner, what are the priority areas (Dashboard) of government’s interventions. In this vein, it is instructive for the Tinubu – Shettima administration to adopt or adapt a sort of a dashboard to be monitored by a Special Adviser reporting directly to the president on key areas of delivery, even as the President Elect had saliently and succinctly stated that he would be heading a government of national competence. Heading this direction, it is imperative that a strong team will be constituted or outsourced to distil the points in the Renewed Hope 2023 to strategic actionable plans with key performance indicators (KPIs). The latter – KPIs – should be specific, measurable, achievable, realistic and timebound (SMART). In essence, at any point, followers will be able to follow and flow along with the government on performance in an accountable and transparent manner to the constituents and beneficiaries the governments, state and federal, are meant to serve. This columnist will consequently advocate, ab initio, a week’s retreat for all appointed ministers and special advisers. In it, the helmsmen, governors and president, will intimate them with a template of performance, failure to shape up, may result in being shipped out! Furthermore, a quarterly Retreat for Ministers and PS is recommended to ensure all appointees focus on deliverables with resources allocated and in tune with Renewed Hope agenda. For example, an excerpt from Renewed Hope 2023 states thus: “Historically, Nigeria has been an agricultural nation. Even today, a little less than half the people live in rural communities, earning their livelihoods from the soil and, in the process, helping to feed the nation. However, only 35% of arable land in Nigeria is presently cultivated. Our target shall be to increase this number to 65% in four years.” How can the federal government up the ante from 35% to 65% within 4 years in Nigeria? If this will be achieved, then, it calls for actionable steps: quarterly, biannually, and annually tracked and reported; eventually, it will add up and may even surpass the target of 65%. It is doable! However, the governments – federal and state – must put their monies where their mouths are munching!!
     
    •John Ekundayo, can be reached via +2348030598267 (WhatsApp only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • The immediate task before the president – elect

    The immediate task before the president – elect

    Although it will be extremely difficult for President Buhari’s spokespersons Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu to admit it, given the way the former adroitly argued to the contrary on television  this past week, Nigeria is in far dire straits than it was when their principal took office about eight years ago. Granted too, that by 2015, PDP’s 16 – year stranglehold  had left  Nigeria almost completely axyphisiated, its social fabric was certainly not as riven down the middle as it is today. Yes, the Nigerian economy was on its tetters – what with  corruption having become systemic and  insecurity ravaging every part of the country, especially  the Northeast where many Local Government Areas were under the  direct control of Boko Haram elements, there was, of course, still a lot to be said, unlike now, for inter -ethnic harmony within the country. Unfortunately, all that has since been shattered. The roiling pre, and post 2023 election crisis, which is presently corroding Nigeria, has merely exacerbated a Nigerian diversity that was  so poorly managed by the outgoing government of President Muhammadu Buhari, that it  came as no surprise  when the president recently pleaded that he be forgiven whatever mistakes he must have made.

    And mistakes, deliberate or otherwise, he made galore.

    But expatiating on those is not the essence of this piece. Rather, its purpose is to let the President – Elect, Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, know that he already has his job cut out, and he must properly gauge where to begin. Surprising as it may sound, it is not about dealing with our lacerating economic and terrible security circumstances, bad as they are because, as the saying goes, you cannot put something on nothing. Therefore, bad as our macro- economic circumstances are, the incoming administration must, first of all, spare a thought for ameliorating our present inter- ethnic realities which were terribly aggravated by the recent elections. Unfortunately, Obidients’ recklessness and immaturity, especially their unabashed rudeness on social  Media  had, in turn, provoked a slew of reprisals which further worsened things. The result is that  while Nigeria’s challenges before now were about our poor economy, insecurity and corruption, today inter personal, as well as inter – ethnic relations, have so plummeted that the President – Elect, a man well known for his generosity of heart, must use all the channels at his disposal to calm the waters across board to allow him deliver on his promise of a renewed hope for Nigerians.

    To do otherwise will tantamount to pouring water on the back of a duck and, no matter how well meaning he may be, it will be difficult to see his good works germinate as fast as they should.  Without a scintilla of doubt, no Nigerian politician, dead or alive, can rival the President – Elect in the manner and rapidity with which he reconciles with his estranged associates. It is that ability and tact he must quickly bring to bear on our extant circumstances even while some will call it needless appeasement and the unwise will see it as a sign of weakness. For me, underlying this plea is the fact that he will need the support of every inch of the country to make him the exemplar Head of state we all know he could be.

    Therefore, while we eagerly await  his financial wizardry (which earned him the post of Treasurer in one of the world’s biggest Oil companies, even at a much younger age) to impact our economy, especially our deranged foreign exchange management about which both the World Bank and the IMF have severally, futilely advised the CBN.

    The area where Nigeria immediately needs his God given talents the most now, will be for him to start the process of fundamentally re- engineering our social relations which the last eight years did everything to put asunder.

    And this must go far beyond politics; it must engage directly with the Nigerian people. This, infact, is where President- Elect Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu should begin, not minding the enormity of our challenges of insecurity, corruption and the lagging economy. Our inter- personal and inter – ethnic relations have already reached its nadir that doing as is being suggested will result in building bridges afresh and engendering mutual confidence amongst the various segments of our country. As Nigeria stands today, things are so bad a mere spec, God forbid, can incinerate it.

    Good enough the President – Elect has friends, associates and tentacles all over the country; the result of his 30 – year possitive, and productive, sojourn on the Nigerian political firmament. A man of great tact and intellect, he should, therefore, be able to easily reach out to any part of the country. Nigerians should, indeed, see his coming as a timely divine provenance as he is a man for the moment, who should be a healing balm for our sundry ailments.

    And I trust him to fit the bill.

    As indicated earlier, Ashiwaju may choose to do this reconciliation completely behind the shadows, far  from the klieg lights, especially given some of our unreflecting youth who may see such conciliatory efforts as a sign of weakness which will, however, mean that they do not know the man at all.

    Such an effort may very well have a spin off on our rampaging insecurity as those financing it – those who for ethnic considerations, A-G Malami refused to take to court despite all his promises – may see reason to stop their nefarious activities against Nigeria’s well being.

    A starting point in this reconciliatory effort, therefore, should be how he moderates the ongoing discussion on the leadership of the National Assembly. It is one area where he can definitively put the right foot forward as a signpost to the future.

    There is currently a trending WhatsApp post which summarises the mood of the moment.

    Ascribed, rightly or wrongly, to Joe Igbokwe, the Special Adviser to the Lagos State governor on Drainages, it goes thus( slightly edited for grammar):

    “In 1979, the Southwest voted against Alhaji Shehu Shagari in the Presidential Election of that year. He won and the Southwest leader, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, quietly  went into opposition with dignity, not begging for fairness and equity.

    But what did the Southeast do?

    They entered into a deal with President Shagari’s party, and were rewarded with the Speakership of the House of Representatives.

    The following leadership emerged:

    President, Shehu Shagari – Sokoto State.

    Vice President, Alex Ekwueme – Anambra State.

    Senate President, Joseph Wayas- Cross River State.

    Speaker, House of Representatives,  Edwin Ume-Ezeoke – Anambra State.

    The Southwest, under Awo’s leadership, proudly went into opposition, thus accepting, with dignity, the consequence of their political choice”.

    Nobody described Igbos  then as greedy, or called betrayers”.

    Yes, it will be correct to say that what goes round  comes round but that should now be seen as ancient history, and not good enough for the new Nigeria the President – Elect  should be aiming at.

    Yes, electoral choice has consequences but if, at the most difficult of times, going into the APC presidential primaries, patriotic Northern APC governors could stick out their neck and opt for a Southern presidential candidate, the President – Elect cannot afford to demonstrate less fairness in the choice of who  emerges the National Assembly leader.

    It is common knowledge that Nigeria has traditionally rested on the North,  West -East tripod. Therefore, since both the West, and the North, have already produced the incoming President and Vice- President respectively, the next logical, fair and equitable thing to do, for peace to reign supreme in the country, is for the Senate President to be zoned to the SouthEast so that the geo- political zone will also  be represented at the highest echelons of an arm of government.

    This, incidentally, is also the very wise standpoint of Southwest senators who appreciate  that  what the country needs in its affairs as we commence the Tinubu era is fairness and equity.

    By doing this, nobody is suggesting that we would, therefore, be seeing  a sea change in the political preferences of the Southeast, but the Igbo people would see that they too are an integral part of this country and that they are not hated as some characters would want the world to believe.

    AS HRM OBA JACOB BOLUWADE ADEBIYI(JP) THE ALARE OF ARE – EKITI CLOCKS A QUARTER CENTURY ON THE THRONE OF HIS FATHERS

    All feet led to my serene and beautiful natal town of ARE – EKITI, this past Saturday, 29 April, 2023, as the entire town, on behalf of our delectable, modernising and highly impactful Monarch, HRM Oba Jacob Boluwade Adebiyi(JP), Olofinkinmilehin 111, the Alare of Are – Ekiti, hosted the country’s creme de la creme  to his dual birthday and 25th coronation anniversary celebration.

    The only king known to 30 year olds in the town as there was a considerable length of interregnum between him and his immediate predecessor, Kabiyesi, a highly regarded First class member of the Ekiti state Council of Obas,  has seen Are- Ekiti develop phenomenally under his reign.

    Among those present at the event were the Executive Governor of Ekiti State, His Excellency, Abiodun Abayomi Oyebanji, as Special Guest of Honour, the Chairman of the Ekiti state Council of Obas, HRM Oba Gabriel Ayodele Adejuwon, the Onisan of Isan – Ekiti, Alayeluwa Oba (Dr ) Rufus Adeyemo Adejugbe Aladesanmi 111, the Ewi of Ado – Ekiti as the Royal Guest of Honour, while the Chairman of the occasion was Hon Steve Fatoba, member, Federal House of Representatives, Abuja.

    Kabiyesi it is our collective prayer to OLODUMARE that as you continue to age gracefully, the Almighty God will continue to keep our people under His canopy of peace as the town continues its developmental trajectory.

    So shall it be in the mighty name of Jesus.

    Amen.

    Kabiyesi iru kere a dokini.

    Ase Edumare.

    Happy birthday and many Happy returns.

  • Ganiyu Johnson’s shortsighted doctors’ bill

    Ganiyu Johnson’s shortsighted doctors’ bill

    Since 1999, the National Assembly has worked on tonnes of shortsighted bills, some of them incoherent and impossible to enforce. But none has arguably been as destitute of logic and commonsense as the amendment to the Medical and Dental Practitioners Act being sponsored by Representative Ganiyu Johnson (APC, Oshodi/Isolo II) to withhold the full practice licence of Nigerian-trained medical doctors until they had served for at least five years. Restricting the doctors to provisional licences for that duration would help the country combat or ameliorate the brain drain that has hit the medical profession, Hon Johnson argued lamely. The amended bill has been passed for second reading on the urging of Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila, who incredulously argued that the bill would not impinge on the constitutional rights of the doctors.

    Too many things are wrong with the bill. As a percentage of skilled manpower migrating to other shores, doctors do not form the majority, despite the high visibility of their profession. Nor are they the only ones whose education was subsidised by taxpayers. In addition, not every locally trained doctor benefited from public taxpayers; some attended private universities. Why then focus on doctors, and not lawyers, engineers, nuclear scientists, geneticists, mathematicians, etc? Decades ago, did Nigeria suffer from this kind of debilitating emigration? If not could there not be reasons for the sudden change in attitude? Unable to meet the salary and conditions of service demands of doctors, the government has shrugged in impotence; and lawmakers, given the atrocious bill under consideration, have sought to further victimise the victims of bureaucratic and policy insensitivity.

    The bill will die a natural death. It constitutes not only an emotional and childish response to a serious national problem, it is also incapable of redressing the problem. After five years of hamstringing young doctors, assuming the bill passes, what then, and what next? The bill inequitably seeks to compel and single out doctors, from all other professions, for a mandatory five-year service before they qualify for full practice licence. They could conceivably fulfill that condition and still leave in droves thereafter. Would it not, therefore, be far better and more expedient to address the underlying and fundamental problems militating against the stay of doctors in Nigeria before embracing needless and foolish fiat?

    It is shocking that Hon Gbajabiamila, who should see through the vacuousness of the bill, has encouraged it. In considering the bill, lawmakers have yet to provide statistical rationalisation for targeting new doctors. They need to provide evidence that fresh medical graduates are fleeing Nigeria more than those who qualified more than five years ago. The fleeing doctors are not migrating because they are disloyal to Nigeria or as insensitive as policymakers to the health sector. They are migrating because of obsolete or total lack of equipment, poor funding of the health sector, incompetent bureaucracy, poor conditions of service, and general and stifling underdevelopment of the sector. Shackling doctors will not solve the problems. Singling them out for punitive treatment will exacerbate the issues.

    The House of Representatives should be ashamed at their simplistic arguments and wishy-washy debates. While it is true that not all lawmakers of the lower chamber embraced the bill, with some of them warning that it is counterproductive, it is shameful that a bill that singles out and victimises doctors was not thrown out at first consideration. The Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN) has expressed its dismay at the simplicity and unworkability of the proposed bill, and many civil rights groups are also preparing themselves to litigate it should it be passed. The bill will stain the reputation of the 9th Assembly.

    Neither the Senate nor the Executive branch will countenance the disgraceful bill. Even if the Reps pass it, it will not scale the Senate. And if it scales the Senate, no president could sign a bill that simply does not make sense, a bill that sidetracks the problems besetting the health sector, a bill that unfairly singles out a profession for creative and punitive interpretation of Section 45 (1) of the 1999 Constitution. Fortunately the bill is too late for President Muhammadu Buhari to have a chance to consider. Should the bill ever pass and be transmitted to the next president, it is certain to come to grief. The president-elect is a political and policy engineer discomfited by shortsighted and impracticable policies. Even more fortunately, he has a far better, more realistic, and more holistic plan for the health sector devoid of the kind of fire brigade approach which Hon Solomon’s bill seeks to apply to a complex and fundamental problem. 

  • Fani-Kayode’s bleak endorsement

    Fani-Kayode’s bleak endorsement

    Femi Fani-Kayode is not the most temperate of men or politicians. He easily flies off the handle when nettled, but flaunts his elocution with bewitching style and gravitas. That he made a success of his last outing as a member of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential Campaign Council (PCC) must mystify and even humiliate his detractors. But when the subject is Mr Fani-Kayode himself, better err on the side of caution, for it seems the former minister has returned to default setting with his grandiose and quick-witted endorsements. Eager to wade into the Byzantine politics of the National Assembly’s principal officers, and perhaps wearied by the slow and serpentine pace with which the APC was handling the matter, the huffy Mr Fani-Kayode has jumped the gun eloquently and peremptorily.

    Said he on his Facebook page last week: “Senators Orji Kalu and Sani Musa are both close to me and I am proud to call them my brothers. I believe that the Nigerian Senate would be safe in their hands as Senate President and deputy senate president. Their loyalty to our great party, the APC, and to our leader and President-elect, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, is unambiguous, total and second to none, and they are seasoned, brilliant, courageous, tough, wise, and experienced public officers. What an extraordinary combination they would make as senate president and deputy senate president. This would be innovative and refreshing. Under their leadership, the opposition parties would have sleepless nights, the Senate would be strong, bold and reliable, the APC would flourish and go from strength to strength and the Nigerian people would be the better for it. I wish them well in this race and they have not only my support, but that of millions of other party leaders and supporters.”

    In other words, Mr Fani-Kayode’s chief reason for endorsing both gentlemen is that they are close to him. Of course he believes they have other great qualities. Perhaps they do. But when it comes to any of Mr Fani-Kayode’s endorsements, err on the side of caution. Nothing, not closeness nor brotherliness, is strong enough to prevent him from recanting his panegyrics.

  • Obi’s legal quandary

    Obi’s legal quandary

    Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP) came third in the presidential race, after second-place ex-vice president Atiku Abubakar, and the winner Bola Ahmed Tinubu, president-elect. Yet, the third-place Mr Obi has skipped the second-place Alhaji Atiku to take on the winner, Mr Tinubu. Not only has Mr Obi skipped the first runner-up, he has also directed unquantifiable venom at the winner while conveniently omitting the second-place former vice president with whom he ran for president in 2019.

    The safe conclusion is that Mr Obi is actually not fussy about being declared winner should the president-elect be unhorsed, nor does he care a hoot about the fate and health of democracy. Instead, in line with the agenda of powerful and faceless Nigerian leaders, he is more interested in capsizing the national boat, even if it costs the country its stability. Mr Obi’s running mate has spoken with such severity that political extremists have winced, while Mr Obi himself has said nothing inspiring about democracy, even as some LP supporters have tried to enlist the military in their ignoble and anti-democratic schemes.

    By now, they must have seen the futility of their legal case. Nevertheless they will persist in their legal or illegal schemes till the day of inauguration, hoping that their efforts would yield fruit. Don’t be misled into thinking the LP is fighting for democracy or a better Nigeria. Neither goal means anything to the party or its superficial leaders.

  • The prisoner of Khartoum

    The prisoner of Khartoum

    As Nigerians await a new administration, it is imperative to beam a searchlight on the unenviable past which has determined the trajectory of contemporary international relations. Without understanding the global past, you cannot make sense of the universal present or come to a firm cognition of the immediate future.

    Dear readers, what you are about to read was first published in the Summer of 2005. The west and the entire globe appeared to be in the grip of a new type of war .This was after the American-led invasion of Iraq and the virtual annihilation of the Taliban plague in Afghanistan. Barack Obama and the riposte of ultra-conservative bible-thumping American right as epitomised by Donald Trump were still far away.

    So was Brexit and the rise of a xenophobic right wing nationalism in Europe. So was Covid-19 which was probably an oblique outcome of inter-power jockeying for pre-eminence and the invasion of Ukraine by Russia which is a direct manifestation. So has been the rise of militant and political Islamism as a countervailing force, despite military reverses and the ascendancy of globalism as an economic doctrine.

    Meanwhile, a resurgent Taliban militarism has expelled the US from Afghanistan in humiliation and disgrace after almost twenty years of occupation. The scenes reminded one of the apocalyptic meltdown of America’s retreat from Saigon.

    At the same time, Iraq remains a dismal anarchic mess two decades after the American invasion, and that is not discounting the American-inspired collapse of Ghaddafi’s Libya and the dissolution of the Maghreb buffer zone into a hotbed of narcotics and gun-smuggling which has turned the entire Sahelian subcontinent into a chaotic bedlam.

    Last week, Sudan finally imploded with hordes of refugees spreading across the entire continent. The humanitarian catastrophe is better imagined. The bandit military caste that has held the nation to ransom for decades finally squared it off with a renegade militia that has its origins in the Janjaweed killing squad that terrorised Darfur for decades. Led by  Mohammad Hamdan “Hemeti” Dagalo whose Chadian-Arab origins are despised by the Khartoum-Omdurman Brahmin caste, this is a duel unto death fuelled by illicit funds.

    In a scene reminiscent of the best efforts of Gabriel Marquez, the master of magical realism, Omar Hassan El Bashir, the man who caused it all, has been sprung from Khartoum central prison where he has been detained since 2019 and is purportedly held in a Military hospital. It doesn’t get more surreal in Sudan and postcolonial Africa. The prisoner of Khartoum may yet succeed in the terminal hospitalization of his country.