Category: Sunday

  • Arousing your husband’s s3xual desire (1)

    Arousing your husband’s s3xual desire (1)

    WHEN husbands show lack of interest in s3x, their wives can create a lifelong of s3xy honeymoon habit to revive it.

    I was about coming down from a car at the national stadium when one of our fans stopped me with a probing question: “Madam, can the type of scintillating s3xual experience during the honeymoon be a lifelong experience? My husband believes this is possible, but I am of another opinion and recently, he stopped having s3xual intercourse with me, saying that there was nothing new to look forward. I want to know your view on this matter.”

    Hmmm, this is a dicey question that needs all sensitivity. No matter how wonderful your s3x life was during honeymoon, the years that follow won’t be filled with s3xual harmony and love unless you take the initiative to cultivate romantic and s3xual habits.

    Let us look at some tips that will help you to keep s3x, romance, passion and intimacy alive. Little things matter. For instance, think about how you greet each other after office hours. If you make a consistent effort to reconnect with a tender touch or embrace, you will establish one of the most important patterns for setting a positive s3xual tone. “Well, of course, we do that,” you may be thinking.

    Don’t be so sure. The vast majority of couples end up with what researchers call the ‘grocery list’ connection: “Don’t forget to pick up the children while you are coming from work. I’ll need the car tomorrow for a board meeting. What are we having for dinner?” and so on.

    However, if you start with a tender touch, before getting to the nitty-gritty, you would have created an aura of love and ‘ever present s3x’ that leads to a level of fulfillment most married couples dream about. Sure, it’s a little thing, but a tender reconnection at the end of the day makes a huge difference when it becomes a habit. Other ‘little things’ to consider include common courtesies like saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and ‘how are you feeling?’

    One of the first things to go for in a new marriage and to adapt to in an old marriage is politeness. In some ways, this reflects increasing levels of comfort. But if left unchecked, it can lead to rudeness. One study revealed that when paired with a stranger, every couple was more polite to the person they didn’t know than they were to each other. If you establish a pattern of politeness now, you’ll likely be even more polite on your 50th wedding anniversary.

    Develop a dating habit. Many couples claim they spend time together, but they typically spend that time running errands or meeting with other friends. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with that. But to keep s3x and romance alive, you need to spend quality time together. That means it’s just the two of you, with no agenda other than to connect. Some couples call this a ‘date night’ – a good term when you consider that dating is as important as ever, after exchanging marital vows.

    Whatever you call it, this time needs to be scheduled – routinely and consistently. For example, both of you can decide to pick one evening in a week. You need to be able to count on having a date. It can be as simple as relaxing on the balcony of the house or as elaborate as dressing up for a special event. Do whatever you enjoyed doing before you were married. The point of making dating a habit is to keep your marriage from falling into the doldrums of working all week and collapsing on the weekends, this will have a big effect on your s3x life. Don’t let it happen to you.

    In addition to scheduling a weekly time for just the two of you to spend together, consider one overnight stay at a hotel every four months and a one-week vacation every year. By the way, once kids enter the picture, these romantic interludes become even more essential. This is because these same children will leave you both and the two of you will be left alone.

    Many couples return to the location of their first wedding trip for a second, third or fourth honeymoon to recapture the bliss of their first few days as a married couple. But you don’t have to wait for an anniversary to recreate that special time. Keep love alive, keep s3x aglow – start from now – by establishing daily habits of s3x, romance, passion, and intimacy. If you do, your honeymoon will become more than just a memory. It will become a way of life.

    Habits can lead to actions that nurture lasting love, or they can lead to behaviours that will sabotage your love. And once a habit is set, it’s next to impossible to break.

    The s3xual habits you establish in the first few months of marriage will determine many of the s3xual practices you will naturally fall into for the rest of your marriage. The little things you do now- without thinking – will cut a chill in your relationship that will likely last a lifetime. That’s why ‘s3xual honey moon habits’ is so important. While having s3x from frisky foreplay moves to the trick to having a mind-blowing orgasm, tell your husband you need some change when he least expects it. Attempt some impossible tricks like playing with his manhood. When he’s erected and hard, whisper something erotic words in his ear. You can give your husband a massage without using your hands. Before you begin, slowly undress your husband, then, keeping your hands at your sides or behind your back, rub his body with yours until he is totally relaxed. He will happily rise to the occasion. Move closer and ‘cup’ your hand around his member, creating a warm feeling, thus making his organ super hot. Wives, concentrate on your husband’s legs instead of his face when you’re on top (hold on to his feet for balance.) He’ll get a great view of your backside, this is a surefire turn-on. And if his erection points straight out instead of up, this position will feel especially incredible to him.

    The next time you go out with your husband, wear your s3xiest attire. Sometimes, wives need to remind their husbands that they are a prize, not an appendage. It really turns most husbands on, and it can be a tremendous ego boost for you, too.

    To be continued

     

    QUESTION

    What hinders married women from enjoying s3x? Please, I want to know why married women don’t enjoy s3xual intercourse.

    ANSWER

    Maybe the s3xual relationship had been abused. It is usually said that abuse is inevitable when the purpose is not known. Something is definitely wrong somewhere. Do you engage in foreplay? This is simply the act of learning to touch and enjoy each other’s bodies. S3x is not the most important part of marriage. What matters is commitment and love. To enjoy s3x, careful groundwork is essential; preparation begins long before bedtime; s3x starts by breakfast and not by bedtime.

    Get enough privacy; if you are in a one-room apartment with six children, look for an avenue to enjoy a private session with your wife. Lock the doors; a wife cannot enjoy s3x if she is afraid that someone may walk into the room anytime. Build up your wife’s excitement before you enter her. Caressing should not be done in a hurry. Also, the way you treat the woman goes a long way to affect how she responds in bed. If you see her as only a s3x object, she may likely revolt.

    Is she having the needed affection from you? Are you paying attention to her emotional needs? All these should not be taken for granted.

     

    QUESTION

    I do not get a full erection.

    I am a 29-year-old married man and I never had s3x until I got married last year. My problem is that whenever I want to have penetrative s3x with my wife, I do not get a full erection and invariably if I start thrusting, the activity will not last more than a minute before I ejaculate. I have asked a few of my friends and they even confirm that each time they wake up in the morning, they have a full erection, which is not the case with me.

    ANSWER

    There is the possibility of temporary impotence and premature ejaculation for a newly married man, just because he is new in the game. I am sure as times go on, the situation will rectify itself naturally. Just be calm and do not have it at the back of your mind that s3x between you and your wife must be like that of experts. Let it come naturally and do not be desperate to perform. Just be yourself.

     

    QUESTION

    My right leg shakes during orgasm

    Thank you for the great work that you are doing through your Saturday column on family and s3x. I must sincerely tell you that it has tremendously and immensely changed and united many families. Each topic is very vital as s3x cannot be removed from any home that wants to experience true happiness. Many people are ignorant of the fact that s3x is one of the tools for a happy home.

    This is my challenge and I need your advice: Just of recently, I started noticing that each time I have a s3xual relationship with my wife and I am about to ejaculate, my right leg would start shaking just at the peak of orgasm. As a practicing Christian, I have prayed, but all to no avail. I have even tried to imagine what could be causing it but I am yet to come up with any reason or solution. Kindly help

    ANSWER

    Are you placed on a special hormonal drug or any drug that you might be reacting to? Pay attention to what you eat as some of the preservatives or components used could have been produced through chemicals that are harmful to your health. Then try to see a medical practitioner.

  • APC’s post-convention blues

    APC’s post-convention blues

    IT took all of about 18 months of fancy politicking to come to the simple conclusion to affirm the conservative and controversial Abdullahi Adamu, a senator and former Nasarawa State governor, as the new All Progressives Congress (APC) chairman. He takes the rein of office from the frantic and scheming Mai Mala Buni, current Yobe State governor. The PDP had mocked the APC for being unable to organise a simple convention. When the ruling party finally did two Saturdays ago, and discovered that there was really nothing extraordinary about a convention, it adopted the nefarious tactics honed by the PDP of coaxing a consensus out of the party’s fearful aspirants. APC leaders, including otherwise sound and seemingly progressive governors, irrationally ceded to President Muhammadu Buhari their rights to elect a truly progressive chairman. Uninvited, the president would still have made a power grab; but invited, and smelling cowardice and fear in the erstwhile leadership of the party, he moved in for the kill and gave them the indescribable Mr Adamu.

    Whether the former Nasarawa governor will be a better party administrator than Mr Buni remains to be seen; but as the convention theatrics showed two Saturdays ago, the irrepressible former party chairman Adams Oshiomhole is better loved, and it seems, more missed. Mr Oshiomhole, a former Edo State governor, is at any rate more progressive than his two successors. The foisting – perish the talk of consensus – of Mr Adamu on a struggling and contentious party wracked by many policy failings on virtually all national fronts is a puzzle. It is true that the president is not a progressive, not by a mile, and his ideological barometer is in fact cracked, but to back Mr Adamu and risk his stature as president and party leader for a cause that is uncertain and even less noble is truly bewildering. That a party which boasts about the robustness of its members and leaders, not to say ideology, wilted so easily before the president’s cajolery calls to question the foundation of the party and the nature of party organisation in Nigeria.

    Well, for the foreseeable future, the APC must contend with Mr Adamu, regardless of his antecedents and fractured political perspectives. He will supervise the coming party primaries, and if he finds the stamina and inspiration to ape Mr Oshiomhole’s pragmatism, will decide the fate of so many governorship and presidential aspirants. The aspirants can’t afford to antagonise him or even show a hint of radicalism. If they do not grovel before him, perhaps because it is beneath them, they will at least fawn over his wisecracks and fulminations and indemnify him against any abuse and misuse he might extend to them. They will do anything but scowl in his presence, not even if their facial muscles become taut with grief and displeasure. The president sold them a pig in a poke; they must shell out money and buy the imitation jewellery without a wince or resentment.

    A month ago, said Mr Adamu at his investiture, he did not know he would be APC chairman. This revelatory piece of honest admission indicates that he is coming into office without a real and workable programme and vision for the party. His promotion surprised him as well as mystifies the party. Nigerian governors and presidents in the past few decades were accustomed to taking office without any clue what they planned to do with the office. Their fatuous hope was to be ennobled by the office. The president can, therefore, be forgiven for enthroning Mr Adamu. He is bringing nothing to the office, and by extrapolation, to the party. Perhaps in the view of the president, the new chairman will be neutral, and thus fair to all. But Mr Adamu holds very strong, often irredentist, and sometimes parochial and extremist views. If he has dropped those views and has, like a few in the cabinet, become repentant, it remains for him to indicate his metamorphosis in the weeks ahead.

    All things point to the fact that the ethically and ideologically challenged chairman of the party will have a hard time convincing party aspirants and members as well as the country as a whole that he can be trusted to be fair and neutral. He will pleasantly surprise everyone should he display the neutrality and conviction many Nigerians look forward to in a party chairman. He has also spoken of the ‘marching orders’ given him and his team to win the next general election by a healthy and incontestable margin. How he hopes to do this without remaking the APC to be stylistically and ideologically different in a few weeks from the main challenger, the PDP, is hard to tell. In the end, Mr Adamu and his team may rely on the PDP consuming itself with its inimitable bungling and the crass and untethered ambition of its quarrelsome aspirants and leaders. Reassuringly to the ruling party, the PDP has said and done nothing to give hope to APC haters that it would give the ruling party a great and dignified fight.

    When the APC affirmed its new National Working Committee (NWC) members, it impliedly gave up the idea of being qualitatively different from the PDP. In the years ahead, there will be little or no difference between the parties in ideology, political platform, administrative style, and something as mundane as membership recruitment. Regrettably, neither the APC nor the PDP will set the pace for other parties to follow. As their leaders have shown by freely and whimsically defecting across party borders and cavorting between party offices, it will become increasingly difficult to determine the reasons to embrace or denounce the parties. The APC boasts huge membership, far more populous than most African countries, but the PDP made a similar boast in its years in office. The APC claims policy and programme successes; so too did the PDP. The APC also organised a policy conference shortly after its convention, but without a clear ideology and impassioned leaders who can help implement their ideas, it is difficult to determine how they will pivot into new or great grounds.

    Weeks from now, the campaigns will begin. The PDP takes solace in the fact that it has no fresh failings to attract ridicule, having been out of office for nearly eight years. The APC does not enjoy such insulation. The ruling party’s candidates will face the ordeal of not having a great legacy to serve as the fulcrum of their campaign pitching. Should they distance themselves from the Buhari presidency, they could become isolated; and should they leash themselves to the presidency, they could be guilty of the failings of the Buhari presidency by association. Damned if they do; and damned if they don’t. Without a clear policy on restricting the influx of foreigners into Nigeria, particularly from the country’s northern borders, without a workable population policy to manage the pressures on resources and land, and without concrete domestic programmes and ambitions to lift Nigeria from the doldrums, the APC has not demonstrated the imagination and inventiveness for which it was voted. It will take much more than the cosmetic changes that occurred on March 26 at the party’s leadership level to create the turnaround many frustrated Nigerians anticipated years ago.

     

    Train attacks indicate underlying malaise

    LAST Friday, Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai suggested that Boko Haram militants working in league with local bandits were responsible for last Monday night’s deadly train attack. The federal government is a little slow in revealing the identity of the attackers, considering this was not the first time. The governor has, however, been outspoken about terrorist attacks that have turned his state into the epicenter of banditry and terrorism in the Northwest, in the same way Borno State became the epicenter of the Boko Haram revolt in the Northeast. He is right to be distraught about the instability the attacks have unleashed, but whether his strident language mitigates the problem or distracts from the solution is another thing. Eight people were reported dead in the attack while fewer than 30 people were injured, and an undetermined number missing or abducted for ransom. Unbeknown to the government, the North is in full revolt as a result of the incompetent management of the region’s affairs.

    The attacks have unfortunately brought out the continuing dissonance in the style and content of the All Progressives Congress (APC) government. Transport minister Rotimi Amaechi, perhaps feeling responsible for the gory incident, lashed out at his colleagues for declining approval for measures and equipment required to prevent train attacks in Nigeria. His burden is understandable. Train infrastructural renewal is one of the signal achievements of the President Muhammadu Buhari administration, and Mr Amaechi is at the centre of it. That progress is now evidently under threat. Meanwhile, a careful but detailed leak was orchestrated last week by shadowy figures indicating that the Transport ministry itself grossly mishandled the request for train protection, and perhaps violated certain procurement principles. Mr Amaechi will probably now get what he wanted, but it will not compensate for the catastrophic failures that have blighted and muddled decision-making under this administration.

    The federal government dithers over fighting insecurity, of which last Monday’s train attack was just one small aspect. There have been allegations of official conspiracy to downplay the lawlessness of bandits and their accomplices, and there have also been accusations that security forces pull their punches, probably for operational reasons. However, whether what the country is witnessing is conspiracy or complicity, the attacks and killings and abductions have led to all manner of suggestions as to how to deal with banditry and terrorism in the Northwest. Mallam el-Rufai wants indiscriminate bombing of bandit enclaves to exterminate the vermin, insisting that the government knows the attackers’ bases and phone numbers, including listening in on their conversations. In short, everything the government needs to take out the bandits is available to the government, Mallam el-Rufai insists.

    Though the governor has moderated his carpet bombing suggestion, he has escalated his response to include warning the government that Kaduna could recruit mercenaries to fight the bandits and their accomplices who have made living and working in Kaduna a nightmare. It is of course impracticable, but everything points to the fact that the governor now cares, though he was not always so dispassionate about banditry going on in the state for years, which many Kaduna indigenes have classified as ethnic cleansing. The attacks may have intensified in the past few weeks, but before then whole communities had been erased with the state government initially rationalising them as revenge killings. The attacks have now gone high-profile, including the invasion of the city’s airport, thus eliciting diverse analyses and responses.

    Given the audacity of the train attacks and the scale of the violence and death that accompanied them, the federal and state governments may now be on the same page, at least officially and openly. Whether this unity of understanding and response will lead to a solution is yet to be seen. The military will scale up their response, Mr Amaechi will get his surveillance equipment, and the bandits may be in for a hard time in the weeks ahead. But Sheikh Ahmad Gumi, the popular Kaduna-based Islamic cleric, has always argued that there can be no military solution to the problem. He has not precluded taking the battle to the bandits in their enclaves, but he insists that the problem is largely socio-economic. Those who disagree with his perspective suggest that the problem is nothing but brutal ethnic cleansing underpinned by kidnapping for ransom. While this may not be the Kaduna State perspective, Mallam el-Rufai continues to insist that no kobo would be paid as ransom for kidnapped victims in order to cut off the ‘fuel’ supply for banditry.

    In the hysteria, the solution may become considerably muddled up. There is probably a mix of everything, including sheer banditry to make money for pleasure, ethnic cleansing, and perhaps low-scale civil war between the Hausa and Fulani. Had the government disentangled the problem when it began years ago, it would probably not have morphed into the dangerous, well-armed monster it has become. The bandits can be defeated if the political will is mustered. But firstly, the government must quit quibbling over the definition of what is wrong, regardless of the colour of the problem and the ethnic and religious backgrounds of the perpetrators of violence. This federal administration has struggled to deliver an acceptable definition. There is no way to defend bandits who sack communities and occupy them in the name of cattle grazing or living space.

    Secondly, by refusing to moderate and mediate early enough the conflicts between Hausa farming communities and Fulani pastoralists, the federal government enabled the problem to metastisise. In fact, at the beginning of the crisis, the federal government was sympathetic to the pastoralists and had engaged in all kind of legal and cultural ruses to defend and encourage them against farmers. Now the combatants have dug their heels in and have become immovable and implacable. To move them by war and force may in fact not be sufficient to smother the rage that has spilled over to attacking travelling elites in the North. The government may have to be ingenious and holistic in developing a potpourri of solutions that will be both inclusive and placatory of both farmers and pastoralists. If the government can finally eschew its discriminatory attitude towards farming communities and moderate its propensity to renew and legitimise anachronistic grazing route practices, it may yet produce the neutrality and balance required to promote peace and development. The train attacks are mere manifestations of deeper, underlying problems; hopefully the government will take cognisance of these manifestations and produce the solutions Kano State and others had clamoured for.

     

    Gov Buni’s boast

    FORMER APC caretaker chairman and Governor of Yobe State, Mai Mala Buni, seems to think that after scoring his APC caretaker team 70 percent success in its assignment the party he handed over to the new chairman, Abdullahi Adamu, is cohesive and better placed to fight the next polls. It is not known what his enthusiasm is founded on, but setting aside the arbitrary score he assigned himself and team, he acknowledged last Wednesday that the party had not reached its desired destination.

    He, however, ought to have spoken about his extreme reluctance to hold the convention in the first place, the internal bickering his political machinations and quest for higher office triggered, and the utter loss of faith his leadership induced in his fellow governors. They plotted a coup against his leadership, but he was reprieved by the president, and the convention he insinuated could not be organised in more than a year was done in less than two weeks. The relationship between him and his colleagues may have been damaged irretrievably.

    Contrary to his boast, Mr Buni has not left a better party. He leaves a desperate party that must now find ways of picking up the pieces of the chinaware smashed by his antics, a desperate party that has ethically and ideologically become indistinguishable from the PDP. Even the chairman clumsily enthroned after him, thanks to the president, is alarmingly more controversial and vacuously ideological than he is. Mr Buni was known in the party to plot outcomes, but often failed; the more insular Mr Adamu is thought to be less liberal. It is anybody’s guess what the party would look like after him.

  • SNAPSONG 154

    SNAPSONG 154

    “We have a lot of insecurity in Nigeria. By road we are not safe. By train we are not safe”.

     

    From a survivor of the Abuja-Kaduna Train bomb; Mon., March 28, 2022

     

    Too many ills do a nation kill

    Ills just as many as the corpses

    That clutter every gutter

    Of our callously mis-governed country

     

    The roads are slaughter slabs

    The rails only take us on terminal journeys

    Every coach is a waiting coffin

    The nation’s graveyards puke from unspeakable excess

     

    “Bandits”, “terrorists”: a tardy government

    Plays name-games while criminals

    Rampage without restraint

    Different name, same Nemesis

     

    What do you call a nation

    Where food is scarce

    And peace is scarcer; where

    Life sells at a thousand for one kobo?

     

    Bandits raid the homestead

    Bandits raid the streets

    Bandits raid the schools

    Bandits raid the temples

     

    Bandits rack army barracks

    Bandits pummel police stations. . . .

    Our government fled long ago

    Without leaving a forwarding address

  • The Abuja-Kaduna train attack only a sign of the problem with Nigeria

    The Abuja-Kaduna train attack only a sign of the problem with Nigeria

    About 500 bandits invaded our tomato farms/process factory in Kebbi state 2 weeks ago, killing 5 policemen and 1 local security man. How all our employees, local and expatriate, got evacuated to safety could only be the special grace of God. Those boys came with all kinds of lethal weaponry, including RPGs, which they used to take out most of our armored security vans. We have since suspended operations. We have invested about $54m in the farm and factory to date. We are empowering over 5000 local tomato out – growers. Farm and factory have generated over 5000 good, paying jobs and we are developing the entire Yauri communities by the bank of the river Niger: clean water, electricity etc.  Now all these investments are at a serious risk. Tomorrow if these our Spaniards pull their investments and go back home, folks will start complaining. They won’t understand that this country is very unfriendly to business. And that the country is gone!” – Quoting a staff of GBFoods Africa, in Gafara Village, Kebbi State – an attack that was reported by the Daily Trust newspaper of 15 March, 2022.

    “We knew what the problem would be. We knew we needed to have digital security equipment. We applied for it. “Because if we had those equipment, you will see everybody on that track. And I warned that lives will be lost. Now, lives are lost. Eight persons dead, 25 persons in the hospital. We don’t know how many persons have been kidnapped. And the cost of that equipment is just N3 billion. The cost of what we’ve lost is more than N3 billion. We’ve lost tracks, we’ve lost locomotives and coaches. We’ve lost human beings. And the equipment is only N3 billion. “To fix all the things on that track now will cost more than N3 billion. When you come with sincerity to government, and your colleagues and people are stopping you, it is annoying.” – Rotimi Amaechi, Hon. Minister for Transportation.

    “We have enough intelligence for us to take action. The Air Force undertakes enough ISR (Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance) and the DSS  has informants all over the place. “We know what they (terrorists) are planning. We get the reports. The problem is for the agencies to take action. Don’t wait until they attack before you respond. The Army should go after their enclaves to wipe them out. Let the Air Force bomb them”. If you bombed them before they were categorised as terrorists, you would have had issues with human rights organisations and international criminal courts and so on. “But, now that they have been so declared by the court, they can be legally killed without any consequences from international human rights organisations.” – Governor El Rufai of Kaduna state.

    The three epigrams above represent my thoughts on how far President Muhammadu Buhari has fulfilled his 2015 campaign promise to Nigerians to fight insecurity to a standstill. Before  delving into that, however, my heartfelt condolences go to the families of those who were killed in the bombed Abuja – bound train, as well as to those who were injured or kidnapped. I also commiserate with President Muhammadu Buhari whose government’s major achievement in seven years, that is, railway transportation infrastructure procurement, is now so compromised, travel by train has been rendered no safer than on our dangerous roads.

    The Kaduna-Abuja attack throws up many questions about the essence of government, and more specifically, about the incumbent Buhari administration.  It showed, for instance, the total ineffectiveness of the government.  There is no other thing to call it, if it can happen this close to the seat of power, which reminds one that only a few months ago, the Niger state governor warned federal authorities that his own besieged state was only one or two hours away from Abuja.

    There is hardly any country in the world today that is immune to these unfortunate happenings, the difference in Nigeria being that here, killings and kidnappings are not occasional, but daily occurrences; a fact that is, unfortunately, being hid from the one person, that is, the President, from whom we can expect to get a reprieve.

    This is what the likes of the minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, and several top functionaries of this government do with such consummate perspicacity, just so the President, according to them, would not hear bad news. I am lost as to what exactly they are afraid of. Or is it that they are that awe – struck once with the President?

    God help us.

    Take this for an example: only a few hours before that major security breach on that very expensive railway infrastructure which led to loss of lives and much more, Lai Mohammed was gloating about how life is daily becoming safer under the Buhari government.  That, in spite,  of the daily terrorist killings, kidnaps, ritual killings etc, everywhere, like we were in one time Afghanistan.

    Reeling out the many ways in which he said government has strengthened the capacity of the security forces, he lounged, illogically, into the conclusion that this has easily translated into the level of security Nigerians yearn for, in spite of how the security forces have been, unlike elsewhere, uncharacteristically, spread thin, over the entire country, with the army severally being called upon to do police work; a police that is, meanwhile, not itself adequately equipped. So protected from hearing bad news is the president that I have no doubt that some of the several condolences we read as coming from him, actually started and ended with his spokespersons.

    Also in the sad circumstances of our country today, there is this one event that clearly demonstrates the obvious lack of synergy in the Buhari government.  Rotimi Amaechi, the Transport minister has, since the tragic incident, been bellyaching about how he was let down by some government functionaries who refused to approve funds for the technology he believes would have ensured that the bombing never happened. That is buying a technology that would have revealed any illegal human activity on the rail line.

    The first question to ask the ‘annoyed’ minister is whether this could ever have happened in a serious government or, if rather than politicking about, he had put his mind on the job for which he is being paid.

    Given the fact that Nigeria is borrowing heavily for the railway infrastructure which he overlooks, should such technology not have been an integral part of the China – funded project right from the beginning and, certainly, not an afterthought?

    And by the way, did he report this to the president, his boss? I can wager he did not, because for most of them, President Buhari just must not be disturbed.

    We must remember, however, that lack of synergy in the government is as old as the government itself. Or who could have forgotten that once when the President was recommending the confirmation of the Acting Head of the EFCC to Senate, an agency of the same government was submitting to the same red chamber, a thoroughly scathing report which audaciously countered the President.

    May be somebody would be punished for that effrontery tomorrow.

    Finally, going by our epigrams, let us take a deeper look at the intervention of Governor El Rufai. Like him or not, this is one man you cannot stop from saying his own. According to him, he has long recommended that these terrorists be carpet – bombed out of those forests.  Supporting this, he says that his own Kaduna state is at war.  Happily, he said, government knows the terrorists’ whereabouts and also that the security agencies do eavesdrop on their discussions. What then, he asks, stops government from deploying simultaneously, a combined air and ground attack to flush them out?

    Here is what I consider to be the crux of our security problem as it speaks to our ethno-religious diversities. It was in recognition of this fact that Nigerians heavily criticised President Buhari for so cavalierly handing over the Nigerian security apparatti to Northerners at the very start of his administration. Even when he was pressured, and had to change his first set of security chiefs, nothing really changed. The result, as well as the consequences, have been sobering.

    It is worth recalling that when President Obasanjo was in office, he ordered that unruly members of OPC (a Yoruba group) be shot at sight while President Buhari , through his utter silence, gave Fulani herders, many of them complete foreigners, the belief that they can roam, kill, destroy farms and do whatever it is that pleases them such that today, according to a trending WhatsApp post, we have the following realities on ground:

    Many villages and communities forcefully taken over by Fulani herdsmen in many parts of the North, especially in the Middle Belt, with the indigenes now living in IDP camps.

    It also says that in Kaduna south, the indigenes are being killed on a daily basis, with most of the people, especially women, children, and old people now living in primary schools as IDPs. It has also been suggested that the herdsmen have changed the names of such communities and that INEC has, in fact, gone ahead to capture the new names for the purpose of the 2023 elections, to which I say, God forbid.

    Worse is the fact that security agents look askance as all these happen. Indeed, when President Buhari went to Benue state to commiserate with them on the killing of about 70 indigenes who were mass buried, his words of condolence to them was to learn to live in harmony with their ‘neighbours’.

    It, therefore, cannot be too much to assume that El Rufai’s patriotic suggestions have been treated with benign disregard by a security people that choose to act according to the President’s body language and, therefore, spared these “18 – 20 year olds”, who are already very conversant with operating sophisticated weapons, and may actually be needed in the very near future. To further lay the foundation for this suggestion, of the about 500 terrorists that attacked GBFoods Africa, in Kebbi State, and killed 5 policemen, and a local, not a single one of that huge number of terrorists was reported killed.

    The summary of what we are going through in Nigeria today is that as long as the raison detre of government, which is the protection of life and property, all anchored on equity and mutual trust, are observed only in breach, so long will Nigeria remain a beleaguered and thoroughly unsafe country.

  • Baba Buhari: That APC will not self–destruct!

    Baba Buhari: That APC will not self–destruct!

    “Awolowo knew that each time the progressive forces are forcibly side-lined and alienated by the security/feudal complex, disaster always followed. This was what happened in the first and second republics and the aborted Third Republic which was eventually consumed by the annulment of Abiola’s presidential mandate.” – Tatalo Alamu (Nation, 27th March 2022).

    An Yoruba common parlance, it is said: “agba ki wa l’oja ki ori omo tuntun wo”, meaning that the presence of an elder within a market square should prevent the awkward positioning of the head of a new born baby backed by the mother. The great sage and stormy petrel of Nigeria’s politics of the first and second republic, Chief Jeremiah Obafemi Awolowo, was known for his many philosophical postulations and pronouncements about Nigeria. It is a truism that many, if not most of these declarations, are as valid and veritable as if they were said today or yesterday. He was a seeming political philosopher and oracle that lived ahead of his time in this columnist’s perspective. Any wonder then, that the controversial Ikemba of Nnewi, the late Chief Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, depicted Awolowo, an avatar or epitome of governance and politics, as “the best president Nigeria never had.” Definitely, this statement holds sway today among the progressives within Nigeria’s political context. It is equally true that the conservatives would also concur albeit in covert or clandestine connotation.

    This columnist at this juncture would want to commend Mr. President for putting his feet down to ensure the convention of the ruling APC held as scheduled on Saturday, 26th March 2022 even though there were initial hoopla and hurly – burly among top party leaders bordering on the status of the Chairman of the then Caretaker and Extraordinary Convention Planning Committee (CECPC), Governor Mai Mala Buni of Yobe State. However, certain issues cannot be swept under the carpet arising from the All Progressives Congress (APC) Convention. As 2023 beckons, especially with the primary elections coming within a few months’ time, it is imperative that new National Working Committee (NWC) of the party should hit the ground running. Paramount on top of the table should be cleaning the Augean stable thereby purging the party of any odoriferous ambience unbecoming of a ruling party that is supposed to amplify and exemplify democratic ethos and etiquettes.

    Baba Buhari: Builder or Bulldozer?

    This columnist as a builder and engineer knows the process of erecting a gigantic edifice takes a lot of time and resources especially in the foundation depending on the terrain and nature of the soil. In contrast, pulling or bulldozing the same structure takes little time, in fact, what took three years to put up may require just three hours to be levelled to become a pile of debris. It is gratifying in the run off to the APC Convention that President Muhammadu Buhari specially and specifically created the space out of his crowded schedule to meet with the founding fathers of the party. This is commendable for Baba Buhari as the father of the house knowing the antecedents culminating in the formation of the party. The ruling party then, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), described the coming together of politicians to form APC as strange bedfellows. Hitherto, the party has survived against portentous predictions. However, how far can the APC forage through ominous or foreboding cloudy cum stormy weather as the party prepares to land safely still retaining the seat of power as 2023 beckons? Much, to the perception of this columnist, rest simply and squarely on the shoulders of President Muhammadu Buhari, as the head of this house consisting of children of contextualized circumstance and coincidence. It is said in Yoruba common parlance: “orisirisi omo la nri nile alagbara”, meaning, the house of a powerful warrior is full of diverse kinds of children. In this newspaper edition of 27th March, 2022, celebrated columnist, Tatalo Alamu, was unequivocal and unambiguous in succinctly and saliently stating: “Awolowo knew that each time the progressive forces are forcibly side-lined and alienated by the security/feudal complex, disaster always followed. This was what happened in the first and second republics and the aborted Third Republic which was eventually consumed by the annulment of Abiola’s presidential mandate.” Incidentally, 2023 will make 40 years of the late sage, Chief Awolowo uttering these words. The political hawks are at it again, not just in the ruling APC but also in the main opposition party, People Democratic Party (PDP) knowing that from the inception of the uninterrupted democratic practice spanning 1999 till date, either of the two most political parties wins the presidency! Which way will APC go in the next couple of months should be the concern and concentration of the founding fathers and key stakeholders, if this house will not self-destruct? If the hawks continue in the trajectory of projecting, propagating and promoting primary election in the mode of consensus, then, the pathway would be clear to all discerning minds! Baba Buhari, it is good to leave a legacy of a stronger APC after the expiration of your presidency come 29th May 2023. It should still be fresh in the minds of key stakeholders in APC that PDP once day – dreamed of ruling Nigeria for 60 years but because of pride and pomposity, the party tumbled into irrelevance. APC is seemingly treading that same ignominious path to self-destruct!

    Cantankerous Consensus Contraption?

    Aftermath of the APC Convention of 26th March 2022 at Eagle Square still left a sore taste in the mouth. It witnessed a high-level horse trading and trade – off in arriving at the “unity list” in order to achieve the much desired “consensus” skewed towards pleasing and placating the presidency and the all-powerful governors, thus leaving the legislators out in the cold. Any wonder the Electoral Act may not be amended so soon as desired by the presidency! There are many silenced opposing voices if not assuaged by patriotic party chieftains may torpedo some of the outcomes of the seeming concordial connotation called consensus in the lexicon of the ruling party. Imagine instances of few aspirants mounting the podium to vehemently voice their dissension to the concomitant “unity list.” It will be advisable for the Legal Adviser of the party to pinpoint and ponder on Section 84 subsections 9 – 11 of the Electoral Act 2022 aftermaths of the convention and going forward to the conduct of primary elections into offices at both the state and national levels. Equally sagacious of the Legal Adviser would be the dire need to consult and confer with cerebral heads in APC who are legal luminaries. This should be done in conjunction with leaders of the National Assembly (NASS) who are concerned, crucial and critical stakeholders in this context. Surreptitiously, the parliamentarians are apparently watching and waiting to take their own pound of flesh albeit covertly as they perceive their powers are already whittled down by the seemingly almighty executive especially the governors. Definitely, all is not well within the ruling party if the leaders are not apparently hiding behind seen – through dried palm leaves! It is high time founding fathers and well – meaning patriotic chieftains hobnobbed and hatched the way forward to ensure that the party not only survive but thrive in the coming crucial months.

    Conclusion

    In wrapping up this treatise, this columnist would like to again copiously quote from Tatalo Alamu referred to earlier: “Given the dire circumstances in which the nation has found itself, all hands must be on deck to save the Fourth Republic from going under in an apocalyptic meltdown. This is the time for efforts of a bipartisan nature to prevent the operators and managers of the polity from pressing the self-destruct button.” It is good to point out that politics and politicking should not just be about winning the next election. It should focus more on building inclusive and sustainable institutions with the overarching objective of bettering the society through impacting the lives of constituents. It is equally vital to point out that the Nigeria of the digital age of 2022 is different from that of 1999 or 2003 when some elder statesmen thought they were the supposed “owners of Nigeria” (apology to Chief Dele Momodu). Nigerians are becoming more politically enlightened, educated and emboldened to refuse, repulse and reject imposition of any candidate. This columnist, a few days ago, was a guest at the “Morning Delight” on Lagos Television (LTV) where he vehemently, as a concerned follower, voiced against thrusting accidental governors and president on Nigerians. Enough is enough! Any intending aspirants should come out to consult, canvas and campaign. This is in line with democratic doctrines in practice globally. It is a pity that most presidents Nigeria had between 1999 and now were thrusted on us. Nigerians are now wiser especially with the Electoral Act 2022 strengthening and shielding the electoral process against perceived malpractices of the past. There will be no more business as usual as unscrupulous politicians will be played out into irrelevance in the coming elections. In conclusion, Baba Buhari, as the father of this house, it is imperative to consult, commune and converse with core, crucial and critical stakeholders of the ruling party going forward to the primary elections. The clock is ticking with little or no time! However, a stitch in time saves nine!! Baba Buhari, in leaving a lasting legacy, act now!!!

    • Ekundayo, can be reached via 08155262360 (SMS only) and drjmoekundayo@hotmail.com

  • Bola Ahmed Tinubu

    Bola Ahmed Tinubu

    Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu did the appropriate thing on March 29, when he cancelled the colloquium that had been organised to commemorate his 70th birthday. Many guests had arrived for the event, the 13th in the series, when the sudden cancellation was announced.

    A lot has been said and would continue to be said about this man who has been bestriding the political space like a colossus, at least in about the last three decades. Hence, I would not dwell much on that aspect. Suffice it to say that I knew what Lagos was like when he became governor on May 29, 1999. And I know what the state looks like today. There is no doubt that the Tinubu administration laid a solid foundation for the developmental projects that the state has been witnessing ever since, on virtually all fronts. As a matter of fact, Lagos is still work in progress today, courtesy of Tinubu’s well informed decisions about successive governors in the state that he has had the privilege of supporting to get to the office.

    One of the things that would continue to go for him is his choice of successors as governor. From Babatunde Raji Fashola, to Akinwunmi Ambode, to the incumbent Babajide Sanwo-Olu, they’ve all proved their mettle and the result is there for all to see. Of course disagreements there always will be in the course of human interaction.  And we witnessed some of these in the relationships between Tinubu and some of the people he was instrumental to their becoming politically relevant in the state and beyond. Overall, however, what cannot be denied is the fact that Lagos State has been the better for it. Even elsewhere that Tinubu had played significant roles in choosing governors in the country, particularly in the southwest, most of such people had performed, even if they later had cause to disagree with this man that many of them were always at his Bourdillon, Ikoyi, Lagos, residence, and were indeed ready to do whatever he told them before becoming political something, only to become larger-than-life after getting what they wanted. But, like the biblical prodigal son, many of them have always had cause to return, penitent (or pretentiously so), to the same Bourdillon that they despised after getting what they wanted, when they run into problems and need their political mandate renewed or reinvigorated. That is where they run to for the requisite elixir.

    Interestingly, Tinubu is always ready to forgive. This large heart is rare among people of Tinubu’s political stature.  This is especially so when such ‘offenders’ seem helpless and are not better than underdogs at the point of being penitent, whether genuinely so, or otherwise. As a matter of fact, this is one of the reasons many political associates cannot forget him in a hurry. Even those who don’t like his guts still respect his political acumen.

    This piece is not necessarily to celebrate Tinubu, though. But to also recall a personal encounter I had with him.

    One such experience was during the disagreement between him and his immediate successor, Fashola. Then I had led a team of four senior editors of this newspaper – Kunle Ade-Adeleye, Bolade Omonijo, Sanya Oni and myself – to his Ikoyi residence to discuss the matter with him. After the preliminary banters, it was time for serious business.

    I had thought a senior colleague would lead the discussion, even though the trip to Bourdillon was my idea, and so I was obviously not prepared beyond dotting the ‘i’s and crossing the ‘t’s in the course of the meeting. Some minutes gone, with the discussion yet to start, it dawned on me that the mantle of leading it had fallen on me and I had no choice than to begin. Two other very close allies of Asiwaju — Dele Alake and Tunji Bello, Segun Ayobolu – were present at the meeting, obviously because the purpose of the  visit, though seemingly political, was more about journalism. Specifically, about the then fledgling The Nation newspaper that many of us were foundation members of staff. Alake, Bello and Ayobolu are experienced journalists; so, their presence was understandable. As I later got to know, that is one of the secrets of Asiwaju’s strings of successes. He has this penchant of putting round pegs in round holes.

    To cut a long story shut, I gave a brief introduction on the purpose of our visit. I made it clear that we were not politicians and so, Asiwaju should not expect the ‘all correct’ verdict that many politicians would pass in his favour on such an occasion. Everything went well. I told him that the people on the street were wondering why political godfathers would not leave their political god sons and daughters to call the shots, having assisted them to get power. At that point, I felt something touching my leg under the chair. I initially thought it was just one of those things and so continued with my speech. Apparently, the person who was using his leg underneath the chair was trying to tell me that the point had been well made but I didn’t think so. At least not until I had added, to boot, the Yoruba saying that people on the street were wondering why  our political godfathers still hold on to the rope after giving their political sons or daughters the ram.

    Looking Asiwaju straight in the eyes at that point, I was disappointed with his reaction. How? Rather than an angry mien that I expected (and that some of my colleagues that we went together probably expected) the man just turned left and right on his revolving chair, unperturbed, despite what we considered the seriousness of the issue. We spoke at length and he indeed opened up to us. From what we left with as takeaways, the man did not appear as guilty as it seemed then. He then directed us to see the then speaker of the state house of assembly who told his own story, including that he bought virtually everything in his office with his own money since the state government did not furnish the office for him. Tinubu even asked us to book an appointment to see Governor Fashola for his own side of the story. Fashola declined our request. One cannot really blame him for this though; may be coming from The Nation, it must be Tinubu’s agenda. Unfortunately, it was not. It was rather, as I said earlier, a self-imposed assignment which Asiwaju himself never knew about until we requested to see him in respect of the matter, to avert the problems that The Nation would face if the matter lingered for longer than necessary. There was no way this won’t affect the paper because it would be operating on a faulty editorial policy which the ordinary man in the street, the potential reader, may not subscribe to.

    Not many politicians of Tinubu’s stature can stomach the audacity of some ‘press boys’ or men coming to ‘lecture’ them the way we did to Asiwaju. You only have to have worked with them, even if remotely, or heard from those who worked under them, to understand what I am talking about. I cherish such personal encounters a lot.

    All said, Tinubu deserves commendation for calling off the colloquium for several reasons. One, it was for a landmark birthday, 70. Two, a lot had gone into the preparation for the celebration; the logistics and all. Then the guests, most of them very important personalities from across the country and beyond. How do you tell such people, many of them already in town and at the venue, that the celebration had been cancelled? Then the media glitz, the razzmatazz which politicians in this part of the world so covet and all? Men, it’s not easy.

    But Asiwaju summoned the courage to announce the cancellation of the event, one which could have been the talk of the country in the days, perhaps weeks to come. All the expenses! We know the implications of the cancellation for such a man of details and panache.

    But it was the best decision to take in the circumstance. A leader looking forward to occupying the country’s number one seat cannot afford to pretend that his birthday is more important than the lives of the several people who were innocent victims of the Abuja-Kaduna train attack by terrorists less than 24 hours before. Their crime being that they chose to travel by rail. Imagine people who were running away from death, hence decided to travel by rail meeting their untimely deaths in the process. Can we see this as what Shakespeare said about death being a necessary end that would certainly come when it would come; or death triggered by the country’s leadership deficit?

    Suffice it to say that many other political leaders in the country would literally have danced on the graves of these innocent victims by going ahead with the celebration, only to pretend to mourn later. And we would still have justified their decision by asking whether as public officials, they no longer have their private lives to live. We have had many such examples. Even if Tinubu merely played to the gallery, or cancelled the colloquium, as a news medium had suggested, because neither the president nor the vice president showed up at the event, the point remains that,  considering some other factors already highlighted and more, some other political bigwigs would still have found ways to justify why it must hold. Yes, in our environment we place much emphasis on the president gracing such occasion, the crowd there was still quality enough to make the occasion memorable. Apart from the political bigwigs in attendance or on their way before the cancellation of the event, there were also ambassadors, professors, retired and serving, as well as eminent traditional rulers present. The permanent secretary in the office of the secretary to the Government of the Federation, Andrew Adejo, was there to represent his boss, among others.

    However, beyond commending Tinubu for sacrificing the most important aspect of his annual birthday celebration in honour of the innocent victims is the imperative of reminding the country’s political leaders, particularly those from the north, that it can no longer be business as usual with the sea of Almajiris in the region. They must be rehabilitated. There are no two ways about it. That is the only way to stop them from continuing to be murderers sans borders that they have become. The political elite generally must have seen by now, with the terror attacks on our roads, rail and even airport, that it is a matter of time before the terrorists confine them to stay ajuwaya if their matter is not adequately addressed from the root. That is stay where you are. No move. The country’s situation has now become like that of the child who says his mother would not sleep; he too will not know what sleep looks like.

    I congratulate the Jagaban Borgu on this occasion and wish him whatever God wishes him in the race to Aso Rock.

  • Soludo, el-Rufai: the limits of pragmatism

    Soludo, el-Rufai: the limits of pragmatism

    A week after he assumed office, Anambra State governor Charles Soludo ordered public servants to ignore the sit-at-home order in the state and report to office on Mondays or be sanctioned. Arguing that the state alone loses close to N20bn every time the illegal order was enforced by unknown groups, he warned that the state’s economy was being pulverised and the masses pauperised. The order was first instituted by the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) to pressure the federal government to release their leader, Nnamdi Kanu. After a desultory attempt to assuage the rage of the Southeast, the federal government simply ignored the sit-at-home politics of the Southeast and faced other pressing issues. Abuja concluded that both the order and the arson that accompanied it, not to talk of the so-called unknown gunmen running rampant in the region, were in any case engaged primarily in regional self-destruction.

    Prof. Soludo’s battle with non-state actors represents a limiting factor to whatever ideology and programmes he as governor might propound. Those who elected the Anambra governor believed him to be progressive; but whether he is pragmatic or progressive may count for little if non-state actors persist in their destructive and counterproductive activities all over the state. The sit-at-home order, despite the governor’s directive to civil servants and IPOB’s renunciation of the tactic, is still somewhat effective. Prof. Soludo is not just an ideologue, he is also stubborn. He knows that the sit-at-home order cannot be sustained for too long. If he continues to stay the course of opposing the disruptive order as well as giving battle to its enforcers, he will gain the upper hand sooner or later. In matters such as the illegal orders of non-state actors, it is a fact that states do not easily give in; while on the contrary, the lawless brigades behind the orders often become wearied by time.

    Kaduna State governor Nasir el-Rufai is, however, already questioning that truism. Having combated bandits and terrorists in his state for nearly seven years, but made little progress, he has lashed out at the federal authorities for their inaction and tardiness, stopping just short of labeling them complicit in the wholesale destruction going on in some local governments in the state. Though he did not help matters when the hydra-headed problem first reared its head, and has now even become less discriminating and scientific in his diagnosis of the disease blighting his state, Mallam el-Rufai has lapsed into seeking what can best be described, in the language of World War II, a ‘final solution’. But he is right to suggest that the bandits wreaking havoc on Kaduna State are well known, not only their phone numbers, but also their locations, what with the tedious registrations of SIM cards and National Identity Numbers (NIN) and their linkage with BVNs.

    Mallam el-Rufai is also right to suggest that the federal government’s approach to dealing with and combating banditry/terrorism in Kaduna has remained ham-fisted, probably complicit and conspiratorial, and largely ineffective, despite possessing lethal force in its arsenal. Frustrated, disappointed and now desperate on account of the conflagration that seems poised to consume the state, the governor has accused everyone but himself of aiding and abetting the massive terrorism disrupting the economy of the state and predisposing the entire Northwest to chaos. Despite the loquaciousness of some federal officials, the federal government is unlikely to respond adequately to Mallm el-Rufai’s accusations and condemnations. Officials know they bear ultimate responsibility for the breakdown of law and order in Nigeria, and they also know they have been remiss in tackling the disease. It will, therefore, be pointless to pass the buck or pretend not to appreciate the direness of the situation.

    Unlike Prof. Soludo who met a broken, disoriented and underachieving Anambra, Mallam el-Rufai inherited a state whose immediate past leaders had done fairly well in pacifying religious and ethnic champions bent on mutual destruction in the state. His response to killings was initially placatory of the Fulani herdsman, and even compensatory. His rhetoric was also sadly one-sided, made worse by his intolerable and dismissive cocksureness, under which boils his incandescent rage and prepossessing ethnic exceptionalism. But years of unremitting bloodletting have seemed to heighten his awareness as a governor of all the ethnic and religious groups in the state as well as moderate his characterisation of the bloodletting as a refusal by minority ethnic groups to tolerate their Fulani neighbours, the same abhorrent thesis still running rampant in the presidency. Yes, Mallam el-Rufai may have his faults, but it is not clear that the undiscriminating bombings he is advocating can remedy the complex social, economic and political crises plaguing the state.

    What is far clearer, however, is that the massive disruptions in Kaduna and Anambra States, not to say in almost the entire Southeast and Northwest, are capable of truncating the best developmental theses the best leadership and governorship brains can conceive. Despite his faults, Mallam el-Rufai has made significant impact on the socio-economic life of his state. His pragmatism is, however, severely hamstrung by the attacks and arson. Prof. Soludo brings a lot of pragmatism, in fact progressivism, to Anambra, what with his enviable and highfalutin Dubai-matching and Asian Tiger-making exploits and programmes. But if he does not find a way around the IPOB and unknown gunmen crises convulsing his state, his bright ideas will in the long run count for nothing.

    Both Prof. Soludo and Mallam el-Rufai will hope that the next elections will foreshadow the real change their states desire and possibly deserve. In the case of Kaduna, a great electoral outcome in 2023 will be too late to salvage Mallam el-Rufai’s bright ideas and progressivism. In the case of Anambra, it cannot come sooner.

    Wike for president? That’ll be the day

    Last Sunday, Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State declared his improbable interest in the forthcoming presidential race. He made the declaration in Makurdi, Benue State, where his long-suffering host, Governor Ortom, lent him a listening ear and qualified endorsement. Mr Wike had long been speculated to be interested in the 2023 presidential race, first perhaps as running mate, but later and more assertively as standard-bearer. Finally, after much hemming and hawing, he has declared his interest, choosing the beleaguered Benue State harried by killer herdsmen as the place of annunciation. It is hard to know whether he truly wants to run, considering his threat to pull out of the race entirely if the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) declines to zone the presidency to the South.

    Mr Wike knows he does not stand a cat in hell’s chance of clinching the ticket, nor if he did, winning the race in 2023, nor worse still, presiding over Nigeria, regardless of the far less endowed men who won the presidency. At some point his aspiration will flounder, not only because the PDP is in turmoil and unable to chart a clear path out of the mess enveloping it, but also because there are probably far more qualified aspirants in the race. He is, therefore, expected to play a spoiler role; and he will play it to the hilt. He condemns former vice president Atiku Abubakar for playing political truancy, describing him as unworthy to be called a founding father. And he also described other aspirants as opportunists. He will run riot with his tongue, skewering, excoriating and disemboweling. He is of course a gifted master of verbal putdown; but should he get the ticket, he will, like former United States president Donald Trump, indulge that talent two-thirds of the time in demolishing others than in building them. President Wike? Well, that’ll be the day.

  • The New World Order: Some emerging trends

    The New World Order: Some emerging trends

    The war in Ukraine and the humanitarian catastrophe it has spawned in modern Europe is proving to be the defining event of the post-Cold War era. Without any doubt, the conflict is also a pointer to the on-going reconfiguration of the extant global order. Relations among nations have never been more fluid and prone to conflicts arising from economic disputes. This requires astute statesmanship and considerable generosity of human spirit.

    To be sure, there have been more savage confrontations between unevenly matched armies in the immediate past: Serbia, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Kuwait come to mind. But these confrontations because of location and lack of geopolitical value are usually hidden away from the intense scrutiny of the civilized world.

    IF a bunch of unproductive mullahs and their laggard nigger neighbours want to eliminate themselves from the face of the earth, let them get on with it and better with minimal fuss and fanfare. It has now taken a conflict near home to drive home the point that injustice in the most remote corner of the earth is injustice to all of humanity.

    What makes the Ukrainian tragedy more galling to the advanced sections of the globe is that it is taking place very near the epicentre of  western civilization where over the centuries humans have built a culture of tolerance and learning, despite occasional setbacks. But never before has a developed western nation been taken down like this, its infrastructure devastated and its populace turned into forlorn stragglers.

    With the appalling savagery and mindless vandalism on display in Ukraine, it may well be that Joseph Conrad, the Polish émigré novelist, spoke too soon. The heart of darkness has no specific habitat. It is everywhere. Human beings are still fundamentally degenerate even as they try to redeem their inherent savagery through the institutions they put in place. Humans are not fallen angels but rising apes.

    But what a spectacular ascent to self-actualization has our world turned out to be!!! From the nadir of vestigial animality through rudimentary evolution, humans have succeeded in building a civilization whose stellar high noon has begun to rival their own most thrilling imaginative fantasies about idyllic life otherwise known as paradise. Yet from time to time, humanity, like a wanton youth, always relishes a plunge back to the pristine savagery of its origins.

    Beautiful, urbane, cultured and stranger-friendly Ukraine epitomizes both possibilities. And by a wondrous irony the contradictions are brought home to us by the technological revolution that has unleashed the social media as a potent weapon of mass communication.

    On the one hand, a captivating, enthralling country with highly developed infrastructure being slowly laid waste with cruel and chilling malediction by a country that was once its guardian and protector. It does not escape commentators that the alluring and storied city of Odessa was founded by a Russian empress. Now it is being stoutly defended against an invading Russian army.

    On the other hand, the heroism, the nobility of spirit and the stout refusal to succumb to bullying by a bigger and stronger brother of the average Ukrainian citizen. This stiff resistance has startled the Russians. We must add to this lore of the loftiness of the human spirit, the advent of international adventurers, fighters without borders, who have come to Ukraine to lay down their life in the spirit of freedom, national self-determination and the brotherhood of humanity.

    This pan-national fighting brigade and trans-border militia may appear very new on the international stage. But it dates back to the old Spanish Civil War when an international band of ill-assorted freedom fighters converged on Madrid to prevent Franco’s fascist military machine from overrunning the country.

    But as George Orwell, the great British writer who was himself wounded and invalided out of contention during the war would later put it: a cause can be ethically right but militarily unsustainable. The diminutive general would go ahead to rule Spain with appalling ferocity for the next fifty years, never forgiving those who are left and those who thought they were right.

    As some astute commentators have surmised, the real danger of these international do-gooders is that they can easily transform into an equal opportunity jihadist brigade which can lay siege to any country under the flimsiest excuse or pretence to righting wrong. This is bound to complicate international relations as the world navigates uncharted territory.

    Let us now get to the brass tack. What should bother us about the tragedy in Ukraine is that it is first and foremost the failure of human institutions to contain trans-national aggression. Almost six hundred years after the Treaty of Westphalia, the nation-state paradigm still has its work cut out for it. There is no diplomatic mechanism, legal artifice or political legerdemain yet in place to prevent a bigger nation from coveting the resources of a weaker nation, particularly if the bigger and more powerful nation is a superpower.

    There is a Nigerian proverb which holds that when your yam farm is producing excellent tubers, you may have to hide the product away from the prying eyes of jealous neighbours, particularly if they are stronger and more powerfully connected. Many in the international community are of the opinion that the Ukrainians are at fault, they ought not to have baited and provoked their economically less successful Slavic cousins who view them with barely concealed irritation and disaffection.

    For a long time, the Russian Nomenklatura have viewed Ukraine has part of the cataclysmic repercussions of the Soviet break up and eventual dissolution. If they had not been granted statehood by the post-Soviet accord, where will they get the nerve and resolution to inaugurate a nation which might now be threatening its bigger sister, economically, politically and security-wise?

    Have they forgotten so soon that it was the mighty Russian state that offered them solace and protection over the centuries from hostile entities that might have swallowed them up  and abrogate their newfound Ukrainian identity forever? What then is the basis of their barely concealed feelings of superiority and snooty condescension as far as the Russians are concerned?

    Ukraine has been bad news for post-Soviet Russia. It has shown the old Kremlin bear out in a bad way. Politically, Ukraine has shown that its people can thrive in an open multiparty democracy away from the Russian autocratic and authoritarian model of absolutist Tsarist rule. Economically, it has shown that it can manage its economy better and gift its people with life more abundant.

    Security-wise, it has shown Russia that the true strength of a nation lies in making deals and cutting alliances with other nations rather than relying on brute physical prowess which is a throwback to an earlier era of empire. First seek yee the kingdom of light before the kingdom of lightning and thunder.

    By the time it invaded Ukraine to put an end to what it considers utter nonsense, Russia must have been choking on this Ukrainian contumely. Yet the invasion and the attempt to destroy Ukrainian infrastructure reveals more about the Russian mind set in all its Asiatic cruelty and visceral malice than Ukrainian identity.

    If Putin had any initial case, he has spoilt it completely with his irascibility and wanton vandalism. It is the Ukrainians who are smelling of roses. They are coming out of this with the whole world admiring their heroism, courage and civilized disgust. Their relationship with their Russian Slavic cousins has been damaged irreparably.

    So the bad news for everyone is that might is still right. Bigger nations will continue to prey on smaller nations without any compunction if the balance of forces is in their favour, or better still if they are in possession of nuclear armament. The larger world can only wring its hands in futility and frustration. In anguished silence, the world will move on as realpolitik takes over.

    This was the mistake Saddam Hussein made trying to claim Kuwait as an old province of Iraq without the military wherewithal to back up his claim. The Baathist scoundrel would later pay an even more severe personal price for his continuing contretemps. But whoever remembers this day that the proud and inscrutable Tibetans once laid a judicious claim to distinct nationality?

    Or that Hong Kong was pitched for a two-system, two-state unified nation before it was steamrolled into compliance by the mainland? If care is not taken, the Taiwanese may yet be overpowered by their Chinese cousins without anybody being able to do anything about it. The invasion of Ukraine by the Russians may well be a dress rehearsal for other invasions to follow.

    The difference is nuclear weaponry. In the brave new world, have nuclear bomb and will travel. The incredible good news is that nuclear deterrence as a weapon of peace may also be working. This is the only reason why Russia has not attempted to obliterate Ukraine through the deployment of its nuclear arsenal.

    The western powers are wary of joining military issue with Russia in Ukraine because of the fear that the conflict may broaden into a nuclear confrontation with a psychotic despot who may not bat an eyelid about taking the whole of western civilization down in a catastrophic inferno. Putin, on the other hand, is eminently aware that enlightened self-interest will provoke the west into a terminal confrontation once he pushes the nuclear button against the Ukrainians.

    Beyond the economic blockade of Russia which has also worked surprisingly well by exposing the economic vulnerabilities of a superpower with a Third World economy, this is the time to combine the reality of nuclear deterrence with the strangulating economic siege to drag Putin and his ethnic cohorts to the negotiating table. It must not go too far and for too long. Otherwise, Putin will lose the plot and might do something very unpleasant indeed.

    The use of economic strangulation as a weapon of political coercion and as a tool of diplomatic negotiation in major global hostilities is one of the startling revelations of the emergent World Order. It is quite instructive that the Chinese epistemological paradigm is not vulnerable to this kind of economic blackmail whereas the Russia economy is folding up to the point of absolute contraction.

    The reason for this may not be far-fetched and it goes to show why the Chinese Revolution is deeper rooted and in fact more “revolutionary” than the Russian model. Whereas the Russian Revolution was essentially a European and hence a western uprising against the ancient order, the Chinese Revolution is more organically rooted in the Chinese essence: an anti- European and anti-Western revolt against the global order forcibly constituted by western hegemony.

    This is why the world must shudder at the prospects of an eventual confrontation between the western powers and a resurgent Chinese dragon. Russia will eventually be brought to heel in Ukraine. The Russian military is not even up to the task. Confronted by the unexpected heroism and fanatical resistance of the Ukrainians, it is already showing signs of mission fatigue.

    Compare its lumbering cluelessness with the swift, clinical decapitation of the Iraqi and Afghanistan armies by the Americans and you begin to appreciate why the American military formation is still the global numero uno by a long shot. The world order may be slowly changing but it will still remain the same for quite some time.

    Russia must be helped out of its self-inflicted misery in Ukraine by America. But it must not expect to be garlanded for its military misadventure. Yet to expect it to go home with nothing to show for its misdirected angst is to help precipitate an apocalyptic commotion in Russia which may destabilize the rest of the world.

    It is in America’s enlightened self-interest to help forestall a situation in which a humiliated and injured Russia, with or without Putin, will team up under the Chinese banner to demand a return match. Let everybody go home with something but not with everything, the Ukrainians with their prized and hard won nationality and the Russians with the Donbas region after a neutral referendum.

    This is nothing but a rehash of the Kissinger doctrine of balanced dissatisfaction as propounded by the great man himself and master realtor of realpolitik. It may well be that out of the frozen carcass of hyper-Slavic nationalism on the Ukrainian Steppe a more amenable Russia will emerge.

  • Ungoverned spaces of the heart and mind

    Ungoverned spaces of the heart and mind

    The security nightmare in Nigeria is approaching a tipping point, what with security breaches in the past week that are so surreal and outlandish that one begins to wonder just at what point it will occur to those in power that we are faced with a national emergency which requires some extraordinary measures. It should now be clear that the Federal Capital Territory is itself within the rifle sight of the miscreants if they are so minded, or so politically disposed.

    Last Sunday, about two hundred armed men mounted on motor cycles rode through the tarmac of the Kaduna International Airport as if they were on a paramilitary parade. By the time they were done with the wild spree of shooting and hurling explosives, the airport was completely demobilized, forcing temporary closure.

    The very next day, and as if completing what is known in military parlance as a pincer movement, the armed marauders overwhelmed a Kaduna bound passenger train shooting at everything in sight in a horrendous massacre which must go down in history as a day of infamy. As we write, scores are still missing. The rail service has since been suspended, which means that the North Central Zone has been effectively delinked from the rest of the country. It never gets more ominous.

    People talk blithely and blandly about ungoverned spaces. But the more fundamental problem is that Nigeria is not a functioning nation. As a result of poor and inept leadership, Nigeria has refused to congeal and coalesce into organic nationhood. Yes, there are vast ungoverned spaces in Nigeria. But the more fundamental issue is the problem of ungoverned spaces of the heart and the mind.

    A true nation must mean something and hold something out for its citizens. As a result of the failure of leadership, the idea and ideal of the nation in all its pure essence and storied destiny has never been properly inculcated and instilled in the consciousness of the populace. There is no myth of a potentially great country in all its multi-ethnic diversity to hold on to. Hence you have ungoverned and uncultivated spaces of the mind which are far more dangerous than wild uncharted territories.

    Australia and New Zealand are continent-countries; USA, Canada, China and Russia are vast sub-continental mammoths. But whoever hears of ungoverned spaces in these nations?  As a result of continuous civic education and national consciousness, intruders lurking with intent or citizens about to go rogue are apprehended within minutes as a result of the synergy between government and the populace.

    But not so in Nigeria. What happened in Kaduna state this past week would have been unthinkable in a modern state with a functioning security organogram. When was the last time anybody heard of a citizen’s arrest in the country? Our traditional societies seemed to have fared better. There was a saying, the king has his listening posts in both the village and town, which suggests a potent security network in all its capillary penetration of all sectors of the society.

    Now, all that has dissolved in the postcolonial melee and melange that we have found ourselves. It is time for Nigeria to go back to the drawing board. May the departed rest in peace.

  • SNAPSONG 153

    SNAPSONG 153

    Let us steal some moment

    For a brief reflective silence

    Think through the thicket

    Of a wild and wasteful era

     

    Unfazed by its fad

    And ill-digested trends

    Its superfluous non-entities

    Its lack of depth and daring

     

    The haste and hassle

    Of our toeless steps

    Our breathless boasts

    Which surpass our brains

     

    The world of like, unlike

    Has roared to favour

    To friend, unfriend

    Have become mortal verbs

     

    All in an instant

    To swim and/or surge

    Fast and furious and famous too

    A digital delay is immediate death

     

    The Cyber sky is clogged with stars

    A mongrel madness with absent rules

    Forum so free and infinitely precious

    Its current use is a grand ab-use