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  • Recalibrating palliatives

    Recalibrating palliatives

    • Improving the means of reaching the vulnerable

    Stories like the ones that formed the plank of my write-up today usually get me depressed: (a) “DSS recovers 2,000 bags of diverted rice”, and (b) “FG begins sale of 50kg rice for N40,000”. Why do they get me depressed? They get me depressed because those engaging in the evil practices know the consequences of their actions. They know that what they are doing will harm fellow Nigerians but still go ahead to commit the crimes. And the motivation is money, nothing more. Even where, as it is being speculated in some quarters, politicians defeated at the polls and the courts are behind the evil deeds, it still boils down to the same thing: they want to control financial resources. It is not necessarily to better the lot of the people. People who would go to such satanic extent to get political power could never have had the people as the reason for their action.

    The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) last week reported that men of the Department of State Services (DSS) in Katsina State Command recovered 2,000 25kg bags of rice out of the 20 trucks donated to the state by the Federal Government, to cushion the effects of the economic hardship in the state. It however added that the recovered rice was allegedly diverted by some government officials.

    Chairman, Civil Society Organisations in the state, Mr Abdulrahman Abdullahi, expressed shock over the issue and lamented that palliatives provided by the Federal Government for the vulnerable were allegedly diverted by some unpatriotic people. He vowed that they would continue to follow the case up to its logical conclusion, and advised the government to investigate the matter, with a view to punishing those behind the diversion, if that was the case.

    However, the chairman of the Market Traders Association, Alhaji Shehu Usman, said that the rice was brought into the market by someone who was not a trader. He cautioned his members against receiving such items for safekeeping in the market.

    But the Principal Private Secretary (PPS) to Gov. Dikko Radda of the state, Mr Aliyu Abdullahi, said the rice was allocated to the Minister of Housing and Urban Development, Ahmed Dangiwa, by the Federal Government.  “The minister directed the Special Adviser to the Governor on Infrastructure Development, Alhaji Nasiru Lawal, to keep it and he decided to take the rice to the market for safekeeping. About 1,200 bags of rice were allocated to the minister.

    The second move that interests me in all of the plans being implemented or are about to be implemented to bring down food prices is the creation of designated centres where food items, including rice, would be sold at N40,000 per 50kg bag, by the Federal Government. Lagos State did a similar thing sometime ago. I hear the state government is gearing up toward resuming the process. Minister of Information and National Orientation, Mohammed Idris, revealed the Federal Government’s plan on Monday, last week, while briefing correspondents on the outcome of the Federal Executive Council meeting presided over by President Bola Tinubu at the State House, Abuja.

    About 740 trucks of grains had been sent to the states towards this end. According to the minister, this was one of several initiatives by the Tinubu administration to ease living conditions for citizens. The minister said that ”Rice is also being sold at about 50 per cent of its cost; a bag of rice is being sold as we speak. This rice has been taken to various centres across all the states of the federation and is being sold at N40,000”.

    He added: “In the first instance, about 10 trucks have been made available to each of these states; indeed, this is just the beginning. I know that some of the comments you hear is that it is never enough. The government has not pretended that these supplies are indeed enough. But these are necessary first steps that are being made and more of such interventions are being made in the interim.”

    And, talking about corruption, especially in the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, it is over six months since the pioneer minister of the ministry in this administration, Betta Edu, has been suspended, for allegedly diverting ₦585 million in ministry funds to a personal bank account. By now, whatever the government wants to do with her should have been clear:  did she pass the integrity test or did she not? This is the simple answer needed in the circumstance. It shouldn’t take eternity to resolve. Let’s bring a closure to the matter by either appointing a replacement for her or recalling her so she can continue the good works she was doing before her detractors threw spanner in her works.

    BusinessDay reported an angle that really interests me as a possible way out of the situation. The paper said the Federal Government has concluded plans to sell a 50kg bag of rice at N40,000 to public servants, with a view to alleviating the food crisis in the nation and its effects on Nigerians. The newspaper said it got wind of this in a letter seen by it, from the Federal Ministry of Special Duties and Inter-governmental Affairs. According to the paper, all interested staff members are to complete a Google form on the Office of the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation (OHCSF) website and submit it to the director of human resources for endorsement. For the purposes of transparency, payment for and distribution of the rice will be coordinated by designated offices while the  chairman, Joint Union Council of the ministry, would serve as an observer in the course of the exercise.

    I had always suggested a scheme like this; where several people would be taken off the market in search of an essential commodity like rice. May be this arrangement could be extended to some private companies too. One 50kg bag of rice should last a family of four for about four months or more. The idea is to reduce the number of people who would be going to the market to buy rice, thus forcing down the price somewhat.

    You will agree with me that these are good arrangements and attempts to reduce the pangs of hunger in the land. But that obviously is elsewhere. Not Nigeria, with its endemic corruption. Unfortunately, the corruption is fuelled by lack of a good record-keeping system.

    Of course, there is no country where we do not have people that would always want to shortchange the system. The difference is in the ability to catch them, often before they commit the act or after, through an effective and efficient identification system. Corruption is behind this inability to track down criminals in Nigeria because those in charge of national identity card or number know that the system would easily identify them if there is a good record of how many we are; who we are, where we are and stuff like that. If this is available, it would be easier to identify people who might want to buy more than he or she required of these items because the computer would let the cat out of the bag if anyone tries to outsmart the system. So, the officials in charge ensure there are hitches in the system that would make subversion possible.

    That we have not got this right, despite travelling over 40 years to obtain National Identity Card or National Identification Number ( (NIN) is at the root of most of the crisis of development that we are having. And we cannot blame the present government that has only been in power for a little over a year for that. The 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks (what a crook?), who tried to kill former President Donald Trump at a campaign rally was gunned down almost as soon as he committed the attempted assassination. If that had happened here, not only would he have escaped, we would still have been arguing about his identity, with the political party in power claiming that he was sent by the opposition party and vice versa. While people have to think twice in other climes before committing crimes, there is nothing of the sort here because chances of being caught are remote. Not only that, even if caught, all manner of extraneous factors would now come into play.

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    It is evident that we have not perfected the identification process even from certain developments in recent times.  About two weeks ago, many telephone subscribers were yanked off the telephone networks over their alleged inability to get NIN or inability to link the NIN with their telephone lines. Interestingly, many of them insist they went through the process and got their NINs, a claim some of the telecoms firms denied, even as many subscribers too claimed that the telcos initially accepted their NIN only to claim later that they were not authentic and consequently blocked several lines. What this would seem to suggest is that the identification scheme too has suffered credibility problem. After 40 years, and with several billions of Naira pumped into it! So, what exactly can we do and get right? Yet, our public officials are said to be among the most travelled in the world.

    The long and short of what I am saying is that there is need to recalibrate the palliative machinery. The present system is not working and this should be clear to all by now. The things are not getting to those for whom they were meant. Rather, they are essentially being cornered and diverted by politicians and their cronies. How do you explain a situation where bags of rice that are clearly tagged in the name of the Federal Government are being re-bagged by unscrupulous Nigerians, whereas they should have been offered to the needy free or at rock-bottom prices? How many of those responsible have been identified and punished for the economic sabotage? I guess the cases would have been treated as ‘family affair’ because of the people perpetrating the illegality. I suspect we might have heard the last of the Katsina State incident, given the disclosure by the governor’s PPS to the effect that the bags of rice were not diverted but merely being kept in the store for the minister.

    Unless I am proved wrong, this is not the right signal about government’s seriousness to get palliatives to those who actually need them. And it is the government, particularly the Federal Government, which carries the can. Not many people remember the state governments in the equation despite their increased revenues, their closeness to the people and even despite the fact that the Federal Government had given them several palliatives to get across to the vulnerable. How the Federal Government does this is left to it.

  • Protesters go for broke

    Protesters go for broke

    The severest form of the protests begun on August 1 occurred in the core North. A day before the protests began, Vice President Kashim Shettima told media executives from the North that President Bola Tinubu was neither anti-North nor anti-Islam as some people in that region have been led to believe. His refutations meant little to a region that has remained adamant about protesting the hunger and hardship in the country, despite being Nigeria’s granary. Of course, to southern protesters, Mr Shettima’s argument about the president’s bona fides was not in consideration. Nostalgia over the October 2020 EndSARS protests and the euphoria they felt flexing youthful muscles that discomfited and perplexed the older generation, much more than hunger, helped them make up their minds to pour into the streets on August 1 and to try and sustain it for much longer than anyone was willing to give them credit.

    Mr Shettima’s refutations suggest that the government heard tangible but disturbing whispers about the real undercurrents of the protests. He knew, and even the South also squirmed, that the president had by series of strategic and copious appointments bent over backwards to placate the North. When the protests broke out, it became clear that the president’s overtures had had little effect. He may have finally realised that there is not much he can do to counter the narrative of the biases insinuated into his policies and, strangely, even his appointments. He and his team, including the vice president, probably understand, but will not voice it, that the hatred the president is accused of showing the North and Islam is really all about the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) probes, his radical and peremptory policy on subsidy, and the unprecedented Forex  measure. These are impactful policies that attempt to dislodge powerful cabals. The powerful interests will not give up without a fight.

    It is suggested that the Tinubu administration had carried on as if the economy was crisis-free and there was no hunger or hardship in the country. Here, the protesters’ arguments and observations are incontrovertible. The president was supposed to lead the cost-cutting measures, starting with himself and his office, and then spread the sacrifice to other arms of government and agencies and departments. Instead, his cabinet became swollen, and other provocative and lavish expenditures by appointees, lawmakers and agencies mocked the sufferings of a wearied people. Regardless of whatever other reasons informed the protests, the failure to demonstrate prudence became the main highlight of the street actions. The president will have no choice now but to address these concerns and lead the effort to urgently rationalise costs and run an efficient administration. He will also tread more carefully regarding the kind of projects he embarks upon.

    In the months ahead, however, he will be in a perfect quandary. He will heed public anxiety to conjure an efficient government, but whether it will be enough to allow him run a crisis-free administration, one not beset with distractions and public and opposition animosities, remains to be seen. From all indications, given his loathing for the flip-flop that pervades Nigerian politics, he is unlikely to abandon his monetary reforms or reintroduce fuel subsidy beyond its present, discrete level. He cannot also help himself with regard to his 2023 election victory for which his co-contestants have sworn not to give him peace of mind. Potentially, therefore, President Tinubu’s nightmares have just begun. He will survive this challenge, as this column predicted last week, and indeed he will serve out his term; but whether his enemies will let him rest or give him the latitude he needs to pursue the comprehensive reset of the economy is not altogether clear. He is famous for being stubborn; but so are his enemies. They will bruise his heels; but he will also break their backs. It is not that he cannot attempt to find common grounds with his hidden opponents; it is simply that his enemies have dug their heels in very firmly.

    The administration did its best to stave off the protests. When officials suggested the street actions might be hijacked, and advocated for either dialogue or total cancellation of the protests, sceptical Nigerians accused the administration of incipient dictatorship or fabrications. The spontaneous hijack of the protests in the North confirmed the government’s worst fears, seeing how the region easily became combustible, including, surprisingly, in states ravaged by banditry and insurgency. The South fared far better in smothering the predilection for violence. Apart from this superficial difference, the protests exposed very vividly the alarming fissures in the polity. In the North, considering the avalanche of children numbered among the protesters, a time of reckoning appears imminent. Decades of leadership failure in the region, years of governmental profligacy, and a long period of sustained sense of entitlement borne out by huge federal allocations have paradoxically produced millions of young, uneducated and angry northerners. They may be manipulated today, and deployed to secure more concessions from the federation, but not too long from now, they will become uncontrollable. The signs blaze forth in the ongoing protests over a region that is sitting blissfully on a powder keg. The inescapable explosion will, however, not be confined to the North, as indeed banditry and insurgency have shown by leaving their destructive trails in every home in the country.

    Something can be done to mitigate the looming catastrophe; but will that something be done? There is nothing in the protests to suggest that anything will be done. The only ray of hope lies in a few brilliant and ambitious and visionary governors that are beginning to take office in the region. They see the dangers ahead, do not exhibit or promote any sense of entitlement, and are desperate to reshape their societies. The country must hope that their efforts are not too little too late. Last week and the week before, this column warned that the protests, if allowed to hold, might unleash an irreversible process that could doom the country. The predictions are alarmingly being borne out. If anyone in leadership is unable to see the storm brewing ahead, he is not worth his office, including those encouraging the protests and gloating over the discomforts of the administration. When the explosion occurs – for the forces are pressurized in a small but overpopulated container – no one will be spared.

    There is also a second and even more apocalyptic fear that exceeds the misdirected rage of abandoned children. The narration of youth versus elders, and the extrapolation that the latter do not care about the former, is a despicable expansion of societal hierarchies and classifications. This obnoxious differentiation is gradually calcifying in Nigeria, not in terms of targeting goods and services for the various classes, but in fanning political and societal discord that drive resentment and hostility. Much more than EndSARS, some elderly Nigerians and government officials have begun to sense the danger this definitional excess constitutes to the body politic. Futures and destinies of youths and elders are inextricably intertwined. It is fallacious to argue that youths are excluded from governance. While federal and state governments have an obligation to deliberately and systematically recruit and train young people into leadership cadre, just as is being done in the private sector, the youths themselves must show the inclination, character, hard work, discipline and brilliance necessary to receive attention. Nigerians should stop promoting nonsense. More than 99 percent of those interviewed at the protest grounds have no coherent understanding, beyond clichés, of the economic and societal issues assailing the country. Even the Lagos crowd, which is supposed to be fairly more cosmopolitan, showed a horrifying staleness in rationalising their revolt.

    Apart from the generational and parental crises the protests exhumed, not to say the failure of government to be proactive about the issues in dispute, there is also the worrisome legal dimension to the protests. The protesters abhor the government’s alleged manipulation of the justice and electoral systems, but they also show disdain for the rule of law. Section 40 of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria provides for the rights of Nigerians to freely assemble, including for the protection of their interests. Verbatim, the section reads: “Every person shall be entitled to assemble freely and associate with other persons, and in particular he may form or belong to any political party, trade union or any other association for the protection of his interests; Provided that the provisions of this section shall not derogate from the powers conferred by this constitution on the Independent National Electoral Commission with respect to political parties to which that commission does not accord recognition.”

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    The scope of this section is derogated by both the Independent National Electoral Commission with respect to political parties, and by Section 45 of the Constitution with respect to the nature of these assemblies. It is trite law that a peaceful assembly may be dispersed by any means when it morphs into the unwelcome ogre of a riot. The government warned that there were reasonable suspicions and intelligence that agent provocateurs were being commissioned and deployed by enemies of the polity to vitiate the protests and ensure it morphed into that most undesirable of things — a riot. The provision in Section 40 is echoed in Chapter 9, Article 11 of the African Charter on Human and Peoples’ Right which Nigeria is a signatory to. It enshrines the Right to Freedom of Assembly. But, in their haste to enjoy the benefits of Section 40 above, Nigerians often forget the Public Order Act of 1979, Section 1 of which empowers a state governor to prescribe the route by which and the times at which any procession may pass. Anyone desiring to organise a protest should familiarise themselves with all the provisions of this Act.

    It was not until a day or two before the protests began that the government secured pre-emptive court orders to restrict the protesters to certain designated spots for their rallies. While the interim injunctions were largely obeyed in the South, they were discountenanced in the North, especially Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), on the grounds of inaccessibility to protest venues. But at the root of bad governance is disobedience to court orders, the contempt for the rule of law. If those who seek an end to bad governance fail to appreciate the centrality of the rule of law, the basis of their campaigns become questionable. The disregard for the rule of law flows seamlessly into the disregard for logic in the presentation of the protesters’ 12-point demand to the government. The demands are as follows: “Revert petrol pump price to N100/litre; Combat insecurity and hunger; Close all IDP camps and resettle the campers; Total electoral reform; Independent probe into the electoral budget of N355 billion; Immediate release of ENDSARS protesters still in detention; Implementation of a living wage (the minimum wage of N300,000); Compulsory free education from primary to secondary school; Children of public office holders must attend public schools in the country; The government must patronise made-in-Nigeria goods; Transition to unicameral legislation; Judicial and constitutional review.” Previously 20, the list has been pruned down to weed out demands like freedom for IPOB leader Nnamdi Kanu, and other items that involved completely jettisoning the 1999 constitution.

    The protest was obviously hurriedly put together, and the demands largely farcical, sentimental and indefensible. The demands do not do honour to the education, rationality, and competence of Nigerian youths. The appalling incompetence of the drafters of the demands may explain why they are reluctant to present themselves for negotiation with the government. They will simply make a fool of themselves. But despite public misgivings, the about two weeks notice they gave the government was enough to kick-start meaningful reforms of governance process and the introduction of massive cuts in cost of governance. Instead, the government concentrated on averting the protests. The administration is nevertheless expected in the days ahead to address some of these issues, particularly how to cut the cost of governance and publicise their resolutions. They are already doing so much to retool the economy, but they have not done enough to ensure the government is running efficiently and officials, whether at the executive or legislative and judicial levels, are aligned with the wishes of the public. The administration must also coax the legislature to systematically enable constituencies engage their representatives in order to resolve some of the controversial issues needlessly promoted to the level of national discourse, not to say national protests.

    What is obvious from the protests is that the legislature is sitting pretty and aloof on the perfumed heights of fictional mountains, with no real engagement with their constituencies, while state and local governments have, in military command fashion, ceded responsibility and blame to the national government. The North has been the more violent in the protests, but when it comes to midwifing substantial change, in light of the protesters’ demands obviously largely drafted in the South, the region is the more conservative and less amenable to comprehensive restructuring. Too many things reek of bad faith in the demands and the execution of the protests, too many contradictions, too many secret plots, and too much cavalier treatment of issues and controversies that could easily fracture the country irreparably. Worse, the country may not yet be out of the woods; for if matters, particularly the economy, remain unimproved for long, there is no telling what convulsions might yet shake the country to its foundations, whether those protests are sensible or foolish. For now, the public may focus almost single-mindedly on the Tinubu administration, and they are justified, for he is president, and the buck stops at his desk. But the quality of the opposition is even much poorer, in fact, humiliating to the country.

  • North and protests: unleashing rage of children

    North and protests: unleashing rage of children

    On August 1, the so-called hardship protests exposed the ugly face of the North, perhaps in ways unintended. Yes, the narrative is being promoted that the August 1-10 protest is youth-led, but in the northern part of Nigeria, it is almost children-led. It was incredible days ago seeing hundreds and hundreds of youths at the forefront of the protests, wielding sticks and other cudgels, and baying for the blood of all manner of victims, quite unable to understand anything. There is video evidence of this boundless folly, if the authorities have the stomach to do anything about it.

    The region has been battling banditry and insurgency for years, and the war has cost the country billions of naira and the blood of thousands of young men and women. What on earth were the elders of the North who are preoccupied with leadership politics looking at when their pre-teens and teenage children poured into the streets and became instantly incorporated into the looting frenzy that ravaged the region on August 1? What point were they trying to make? Does it not corroborate the fear many Nigerians harbour that the North’s unregulated population growth, especially without a corresponding responsibility of parents to their young, constitutes both a dread for individuals and a security threat to the nation?

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    Mayhem was unleashed on some states in the North on August 1, and public infrastructure consumed in the mindless rage of those who have no clue how facilities are funded. The children all mouthed the same anti-government, anti-president refrain. So far, perhaps as proof that some of the protesters might have been sponsored, there has been little public outrage in the North about the scandalous presence of thousands of children learning to storm the barricades. It is probably the most horrendous abuse of children in any nation, an indication of the criminal negligence for which northern elders are directly culpable. 

  • Global disorder and its localities

    Global disorder and its localities

    An avid reader of this column after reading last week’s piece, particularly the famous debate on diarchy between Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, the first and last ceremonial president of Nigeria, and Alhaji Alade Odunewu, a leading Nigerian journalist of the preceding era, pointedly asked this columnist about Chief Obafemi Awolowo’s contribution to the debate. The answer is that the scholarly and rigorous Awo took no part in the debate, considering it not only a distraction but an exercise in futility and frivolity. As far as Awolowo was concerned, the military has no place in modern governance.

       Accursed are the countries that fail to listen to their leading thinkers, philosophers and cerebral statesmen for they shall not continue to roam about in the wilderness of unviable existence. Awo seemed to have been proved right by subsequent events, despite the irruption of a slew of military despots in Latin America, particularly the reprobate and murderous General Augustino Pinochet who unleashed a reign of terror and mass liquidation on his own compatriots after masterminding the assassination of the lawfully elected president, Salvador Allende. Fifty years after, Chile is yet to recover from the polarizations and bitterness brought about by repressive military rule.

       The dismissal of the Greek military junta which held hostage the very nation where modern democracy started, the struggle to put messianic military institutions in their place in Indonesia and Turkey, the subsequent botched coup in Russia after the unraveling of empire and the rallying of political society against military rule are part of the heroic folklore of modern history. These nationalistic armies based on their past heroic exertions at the behest of their people felt they had earned the right to perpetual rule against the tide of history. But they were profoundly mistaken, caught as they were in a time-warp.

    The subsequent return of Nigeria to full civil rule by the end of the decade and analogous developments in many African countries pointed in the direction that events were moving. Exactly twenty years after the diarchy debate, General Babangida and his cohorts annulled the freest and fairest election in the history of the nation. Zik, in a moving epitaph to the diarchy debate, was known to have wondered aloud where the grundnorm for the annulment came from. That was exactly the point. Being a product of unconstitutional rule, the annulment was its own grundnorm. Military rule coupling and copulating with civilian reign is a genetic, ideological and constitutional disorder.

     All this against the backdrop of certain developments at both the international and national levels, particularly the protests in Nigeria which turned violent in some states. But first the good news. It has been observed that a week is a long time in politics. Nothing has served as a certified proof of this maxim more than recent development in America. In less than a week, public mood in America has swung in a cyclothymic manner from dark depression to euphoric ecstasy and expectations. This had to do with the dramatic entry of the vice president, Kamala Harris, to the presidential race and her emergence as the nominee presumptive of the Democratic Party after the withdrawal of the incumbent President Joe Biden.

      Barring any catastrophic development, Kamala Harris has all but sewn up the nomination of her party. This would have been unthinkable a few weeks back. Those who vow that America is exceptional in its capacity for endless self-invention and ability to withstand any looming political calamity seem to have a point. America is the ultimate shrine of self-belief. A combination of luck, a touch of divine guidance and a dash of American Exceptionalism have helped America pull through one of its worst crisis in recent times. It has saved the country from the clutches of a disturbed psycho and global anxiety. In some other countries, a doddering and tottering Joe Biden would have insisted on slouching on till the bitter end.

      Kamala Harris is merely a symbol and a symptom combined. What has been bubbling under the surface for several decades in American politics has now forced its way to the surface, and that is the fact that America cannot continue as a refurbished slave plantation. In most of the elections held from the beginning of this century, particularly George Bush’s controversial triumph over Al Gore, the Democratic Party has always won the popular vote only for the plutocratic powerbrokers to pull their joker with the Supreme Court acting as the ultimate selectorate.

      The election of Barack Obama in a moment of absentminded fair-mindedness provoked the horrific backlash that threw up the monstrous Donald Trump. Let it be recalled that the American Founding Fathers cannot be regarded as natural democrats. They plumped for Liberal Democracy out of hard and harsh necessity as the best way of organizing a modern and egalitarian society. Their self-evident truth about the inalienable rights of all humanity did not extend to sub-human species such as the native Americans, Black slaves and other people of colour.

      To hedge their bet, they went for a patrician and authoritarian mono-gender senate as a countervailing necessity to the plebian and uproarious house of rabbles. To further load the dice against the rowdy plebs they came up with the idea of the Electoral College as the ultimate joker against rabid populism and popular vote, an attempt at electoral eugenics and backhanded sop and concession to the slave states and their superior habitants. Yet such are the ironies of history that an American deep state which rejected the brilliant, ferociously focused Hillary Clinton as its first woman president is now faced with the possibility a lady and a coloured one at that as its president and Commander –in- Chief. Interesting times are upon America.

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        But while America has taken the first tentative steps towards self-redemption, Israel has been travelling in the opposite direction, a mine-littered route of martial self-apotheosis which represents an acute danger to extant global order and the whole paradigm of the post-Westphalia nation-state. It is rare in the history of the modern world for a single nation to constitute a direct physical threat to so many nations at once.

    Not even America at the height of its martial glory and military dominance posed this kind of threat to the larger world. Unlike America which is a more complexly structured and variegated society, Israel, a one-tribe nation, is suddenly seized upon by a combination of messianic complex and persecution psychosis which is at once primitive as it is post-modern in all its  psychoanalytical perplexities. No one has seen this type of nation-state species in the history of the modern world. The world is now confronted by what can only be described as the Israeli Question.

      Ever since its creation in 1948, Israel has gobbled up territories not belonging to it and has made nonsense of the territorial integrity of the Arab nations surrounding it. Since the eruption of hostilities with Hamas on October 7th, Israeli has emerged as a new type of warrior-nation which does not seem to mind international outlawry and hostility as long as it achieves its stated aims and objectives. All its Arab neighbors have been reduced to cowering and trembling wretches. Not even a faraway mortal adversary like Iran has been spared the long arm of Israel’s vaporizing visitations.

      After the mysterious death of its president in a remote corner of the nation and the Israeli-directed elimination of its top commander, Iran has become sombre and subdued unable to fathom out how to respond to the serial humiliation without losing it all. Arab countries which once relied on the military might of Iran to protect them are now discovering to their chagrin and discomfiture that Big Brother himself might need some protection from some bigger predators. It cannot come from Houthi insurgents. As we have once noted in this column, any country armed with nuclear weapons which is not afraid of unleashing it will be given a wide berth or the right of passage by other nations.

       This past week, Israel demonstrated its dominance and emphatic superiority in the region by decapitating the political and military leadership of Hamas in one fell swoop in an operation which was as remarkable in its daring as it was in military precision. In a contemptuous breach of international norms, Israel invaded the most hallowed sanctuary of power the Iranians could boast of on their own soil in order to dispatch the Hamas leader, Ismail Haniyeh. It was with the glee of a self-assured conqueror that Israel announced that another Hamas commander who disappeared a fortnight earlier should be added to the headcount. With the world, particularly America, no longer able to remonstrate with Israel, the Arab world would need a lot of fortitude and forbearance to deal with the most potent threat to their collective existence in modern times.

       The world may be witnessing the final working out of the last phase of western hegemony in all its contradictory and countervailing momentum. Hegemonies are not constructed overnight and neither do they disappear overnight. Those who are hoping for a more gentle, peaceful and compassionate world would have to tarry awhile. The stateless anomie of Yemen, the horror and horrific landscape of Gaza and the frozen open morgues of Ukraine as well as the decimated and deserted desert of Sudan are just a sneak preview of what might follow.

      With the United States hobbled  by its own internal schisms and polarized political elite, with the UN reduced to a glorified hyperactive chat show despite the heroics of its helmsman and valiant staff, and with an Israel rampart and resurgent in triumphant militarism, the world is likely to be a very dangerous place in the short run. Here is what is likely to happen. With Ukraine slowly bleeding to death, Russia is likely to retain a huge chunk of Ukrainian territory it has seized. China will gobble up Taiwan when the west is at the lowest ebb of its confidence and assertiveness.

       The Israel of the immediate future is the Israel we are witnessing: the unrivalled superpower and law-giver of the Middle East.  Hemorrhaging on all fronts, the Islamic community will have to throw up new statesmen with the adroitness and pragmatic sagacity to negotiate the conundrum of powerlessness in a situation in which its traumatized citizenry demand more assertiveness. As a disaffected insider brutally puts it, Iranian authorities should not even contemplate retaliation with its outmoded and superannuated weaponry, otherwise several of its cities will be blitzed at once by the incorrigible Zionists.

      So, where does that leave Nigeria and the other African behemoths? Consumed by internal contradictions, the civilized world is likely to look askance as Africa implodes economically, politically and spiritually, devoured by the epidemics of state dereliction. The old west cannot even attempt a second colonization because the momentum, the drive and the revolutionary self-delusion are no longer with it. While Nigeria is roiling in its second national shutdown in a spate of four years, Kenya has almost unraveled and both the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sudan are effectively defunct as states and as nations.

      This is why a lot depends on what happens in Nigeria in the next few months. As the greatest conglomeration of Black souls anywhere in the world, Nigeria has been touted as the Mecca of the Black person and a magnetic hub for the injured and the dispossessed of the race. But before this can happen, Nigeria must get its act together. It may well be that the forces driving these protests and unabating national discontent are far more fundamental and foundational than hitherto imagined. Nations do rise from the ashes of defeat, just as new nations arise from the colossal debris of global disorder. Ask Israel and ask the modern Arab nations themselves.

  • Okon services a non-performing loan

    Okon services a non-performing loan

    You can trust  Okon Anthony Okon to be in the thick of the social and political fray in times like this. As soon as the banking scandal broke, the mad Calabar has been running commentary and offering gratuitous advice to the detainees and their detainers. At times, he would boast that he was an EFCC consultant on debt recovery with services ranging from sleep deprivation to raising a colony of wild and remorseless mosquitoes to facilitate disorientation and eventual disintegration in prison cell. Among his achievements, he claimed to have serenaded one of the detainees out of hiding by singing Cecelia, an old Simon and Garfukel  classic, to her.

       One morning, the mad boy barged into my bedroom, panting and heaving like a demented horse. “Oga we don obtain dem list of dem debtors, na dem Yoruba people boku dem place, from A to Ziii. Yoruba people na obonge thieves”, the mad boy screamed.

    “How do you know?”, snooper asked rather indignantly.

        “I don look dem yeye list Elisabetically and dem,,,”

         “Okon, what is that?” snooper asked in alarm

        “You know when dem count from dem “a” till dem tire?”

         “ Oh you mean alphabetically”, snooper moaned in exaggerated displeasure.

          “ Oga, if you like make you you call am Albertically. But na Yoruba people go finish dis obodo. May be na the lagoon water dem dey drink”

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        You would have thought that a man huffing and puffing like this was himself above board. One morning, Okon ran into my room claiming that he was being pursued by EFCC debt collectors. Okon had taken a non-performing loan from a local bank.

    “Oga, Farida wan turn me to Farina”, the mad boy moaned in distress.

        “What did you use the money for?” snooper asked the mad boy in alarm.

        “I use am to service Saro woman for Amukoko, but….”, the boy said with a sheepish grin.

        “Then you must discharge your obligation immediately”, snooper screamed.

          “Oga discharge ke?  I never even begin to gallop sef before dem mad Saro woman go blow him whistle say time don go and money don burn. So na non-performing woman who come take non-performing loan. Finish. Make them EFCC go look for dat Yorubaman who come vamoose and leave Okon alone ooo”, the mad boy crowed.

       At this point, the dustbin woman started screaming.  “Oga gudumorin ooo. He be like if say Saro woman and dem EFCC dey look for Calabar boy oo. Dem say him take Leone. Saro woman say him don finish to soak him gari oo”

         Upon hearing this, Okon jumped out through the window and fell into the sewage tank.

  • August 1 protests and partisan media

    August 1 protests and partisan media

    Social media has done so much to subvert the popularity and patronage of traditional media, causing the latter to sometimes injuriously imitate the instantaneous reporting style and recklessness of the former. In the ongoing protests in Nigeria, social media was virtually the vehicle by which information, discussions and mobilisation was done. Until societies find ways of regulating it and curbing its feral inclinations, it will retain the potential for causing much harm to individuals and the stability of nations. Not much by way of accurate reporting was, therefore, expected of the social media. Alarmingly, in the same last protests, the embers of which are still smouldering in some states, the usually respectable and moderate traditional media joined the hysteria and disseminated screaming headlines and partisan news items that showed its increasing lack of concern for the stability of the nation. Even the hijack of the protests and the ensuing violence in some states were insufficient to ameliorate the traditional media’s processes and orientation.

    With the exception of one or two newspapers and television stations, the traditional media has shown a shocking disregard for professional headline casting, preferring instead biased and sensational reportage of faceless protest organisers. And when some of the organisers showed their faces, the media still ignored the need to contextualise news emanating from those individuals or even probe their backgrounds despite some of them being avowed anarchists. The television stations on their own slanted news reports and discussion programmes in favour of the protests as a component and even manifestation of constitutionally guaranteed free speech, and incredibly painted some of the protest organisers as heroes of democracy. With hyperbole, the newspapers meanwhile suggested through columns and opinion pieces that the October 2020 EndSARS protests would pale in comparison to what would come on August 1-10. It seemed like macabre gloating and baiting. For the media in reference, there was indeed little thought about the portents swaddling the protests, and absolutely no concern that some African states like Sudan, Somalia, Libya, etc were contemporaneously living the nightmare of unresolved and unmanageable protests.

    There were undoubtedly grounds for the August 1 protests, which social media aggravated by irresponsible and hateful posts and discussions. But few expected that the traditional media would not exercise caution in reporting the crisis before and during the protests. The reasons may not be farfetched. The 2023 presidential election generated in its wake contentious issues of ethnicity, religion, unmet political ambitions, which left many media establishments trapped in the thicket of political partisanship and loyalty to hardly concealed primordial attachments. For the media houses in reference, exorcising those attachments and ameliorating unmet goals were both difficult and excruciating, especially in light of the hardships the new administration’s policies and measures produced. The protests, in the eyes of the media in question, were thus legitimised by the hunger and hardship not attenuated by the relevance of the administration’s economic panaceas or vitiated by the excessive rot triggered by the previous administrations’ laxity.

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    Television anchors asked tendentious questions and even proffered superficial analyses and remedies. Too many television stations, despite the regulations guiding their operations, openly and irreverently identified with certain political tendencies and politicians. And newspapers editorialised in their headlines, rolled out iconoclastic opinion pieces and columns, and gave the impression they were not averse to any method of upending the country’s constitutional arrangement. Examples from far and near of how such impatience and extremism led some countries down the road to perdition meant nothing to the media. That if chaos ensued neither the traditional media nor, in some cases, even the social media, would survive, let alone flourish, seemed a distant concern. Nothing and no brakes were sufficient to dissuade the media from hara-kiri. Before and after the August protests were clearly not the best of times for Nigeria’s traditional media, whether television or print. Given the pattern of media ownership, weak regulatory environment, and absence of institutional ramparts, not to talk of their declining share of media market, it is unlikely the situation would improve or objectivity and influence become the watchword.

    The traditional media has nearly morphed into the online market. Unable to respond adequately to the corrosive invasion and intrusion of the social media, they will likely become more desperate by lending their influence and integrity to the highest bidder, politician and advertiser alike. Media regulators and ombudsmen are in a predicament over how to handle the problem posed by flagrantly and sometimes disgracefully partisan media. To what extent could they come down hard on offenders without attempting to erode their distinguishing features and even competitive edge? How does a regulator put the brakes on fiery columnists who do not necessarily defame but incite, especially in the absence of a universal definition of incitement, as indeed other countries, including the developed world, have shown?

    In whatever ways these issues are tackled, both by industry regulators and the laws of the country, the incontrovertible fact is that in the ongoing protests, the traditional media’s performance has been less than stellar. If no industry-wide ameliorations are brought upon their operations, it would be left to each media house to carry out self-examination on its editorial policy, market share, and influence. If the divide between the social media and traditional media continues to narrow, as it is already evident everywhere, it is the unimaginative traditional media that will suffer the effects of the fusion.

  • Middle East turmoil and Nigeria

    Middle East turmoil and Nigeria

    The assassination of Hezbollah military commander Fuad Shukr and Hamas political leader Ismail Haniyeh, both proxies of Iran, has predictably heightened the possibility of all-out war in the Middle East. Israel has claimed the killing of Mr Shukr in Beirut, Lebanon, last Tuesday but has remained silent over the killing of Mr Haniyeh in Tehran last Wednesday. The Jewish nation has been engaged in full-scale war in Gaza since October 27, 2023 after Hamas militants invaded Israel, killing about 1,143 people, mostly civilians, and taking more than 240 hostages. Israel has now also confirmed the killing of Hamas military leader Mohammed Deif on July 13, warning that it would not relent in assassinating those who mastermind attacks on Israel.

    It is a measure of the restraint exercised so far in the region that the war in Gaza and the involvement of Iranian proxies in Yemen (Houthis), Lebanon (Hezbollah), and Iran itself, have not triggered a conflagrating regional war. But the region inches closer, and it may end up dragging many more countries into the conflict. No one can, however, predict the permutations. Iran has armed its Hezbollah and Houthi proxies to the hilt, while Israel can count on the support of the United States, and to a little extent a few European countries. And while any war in the region will be potentially devastating for Iran, Israel, Lebanon, and Yemen, it is not clear whose side other Middle Eastern countries will take, given their antipathy towards Iran which they view with suspicion for its regional ambitions.

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    Sadly, economically challenged Nigeria, which could be an oasis of promise and some measure of stability in West Africa, is needlessly contending with burgeoning civil disorder. Nigeria’s challenges, self-styled as a youth revolt, will very likely be forgotten in the whirlpool of global conflagration, probably dooming quick resolution and exposing the country to the forces of disintegration. In the face of a Middle East conflagration, few will pay attention to Nigeria’s self-imposed catastrophe if it chooses to be foolish and irrational. 

  • Ode to OD at 80

    Ode to OD at 80

    Great writer of satire

    Who makes the art of writing

    Very easy on the eye

    He never fails to lay bare

    The myriad of quagmire

    In which Nigeria is mired

    We are glad to be wired

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    To the height of calibre

    Of a Born teacher-writer

    Whose template is to laugh-cry

    At a state whose taste for waste

    Is hardly viewed with distaste

    His flair for editorials

    Columns and essays about

    Nigeria’s laissez faire

    Is extraordinaire

    There is palpable despair

    That OD who dares to tread

    Where many fear to lose bread

    Is quitting the thankless grind

    Of writing without an heir

    Apparent or presumptive

    Nigeria’s none the wiser!

  • SNAPSONG 226

    SNAPSONG 226

    Pillow Talk

    Sleep where you like, Beloved
    Upon your wake
    You will find a duet of two bees
    Humming in your reluctant ears

    Let every tree accord you
    A banquet of leaves
    Let the roadside grass send you
    Its warrant of whispers

    Let the morning dew
    Run its probing fingers
    Over the sacredest nook
    In your Temple of Temperance

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    Stir rocking stones
    And rolling rivers
    Provoke peeping petals
    Into a paradise of swaying smiles

    Lush with green laughter
    And manicured musing
    The lawn winks with a beckoning sigh:
    Come you here and I will mattress your music

    Sit or stand
    Bend or bow
    Lend me a place in that divine space
    Between your thinking heart and feeling head

  • The journalist as public intellectual (3)

    The journalist as public intellectual (3)

    (Olatunji Dare as Splendid Exemplum)

    Triumphantly evident here is Dare’s Dickensian bravura: a wickedly humorous deployment of humour through the agency of graphic figuration and hyperbole. Also noticeable here is the use of reinforcement by association: our writer’s evocation of the histrionic gyrations of the late Ray Charles provides a poignant amplification that makes the description of his object both vivid and memorable. Body parts are turned into discursive  tropes;  physical gestures become concrete symbols of inner instability and shifty insincerity. The man in charge of Nigeria‘s gravest political business of the day demonstrated all the traits of a Falstaffian clown. Suspect populism and stentorian histrionics: the NEC boss knew how to play to the gallery. But all this tomfoolery was but a prelude to a tragic drama. When the election which he so vigorously supervised was unaccountably annulled by the military dictator, and the country was thrown into turmoil, the professor’s fustian rhetoric fell into utter silence. The great actor slid into the shadows, and for good ten years, the country kept wondering whether he was dead or alive. The deliberate physicality of Dare’s description above is a pointer to the void within; the loudness of the Professor’s declarations is a foreshadowing of betrayal by his  silence. The highly perceptive writer that he is, Dare knows how to get us to divine the hidden realities of the inner room from the apparent surface of the front door.       

         These stylistic and rhetorical features are what make Olatunji Dare one of Nigeria’s most effective satirists. When a matter is too gross, too ridiculous, or too bizarre for simple expository commentary (and Nigeria is a land of such incredible grotesqueries), the writer combs his rhetorical arsenal for the sharpest satirical weapon.

    In the past three decades, Dare has taught us how to laugh and cry and think. Quite often, ridiculous government policies fall under his satirical hammer: his endless mockery of the ‘gains’ of General Ibrahim Babangida’s Structural Adjustment Policy (SAP); his countless derision of that General’s tortuous transition programme and the ‘debacle’ that was its natural conclusion; his on-going dig at President Goodluck Jonathan’s effete, insincere agricultural policy as evidenced by its fetishization of cassava bread; the recent jab at Mrs. Patience Jonathan, Nigeria’s  First Lady and his tongue-in-cheek ‘modest proposal’ for a ‘Higher Institute of Advanced Studies in Firstladyism,’ (though Satirist Dare forgot to recommend the compulsory consumption of cassava bread as a grand policy in that institute). Over these years, Olatunji Dare has labored to humour Nigerian rulers out of their hubris and Nigerian citizens out of their civic folly. Swiftian in its fierce excoriation and expansive in its Dickensian caricaturism, Dare’s satire is driven by touching patriotism and the need to eradicate the unending cycle of stupidity that lies at the root of Nigeria’s underdevelopment. Only Peter Pan in his politically astute days has jolted Nigeria with satiric barbs so sharp and so remorselessly focused.

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         Hitherto, we have seen Olatunji Dare as reporter, commentator, satirist, and raconteur. But it is in Diary of a Debacle, a series of columns narrating and detailing General Babangida’s convoluted transition programme, 1989 -1994, that we encounter the accomplished journalist as intrepid historian who tracks and records events as they happen, making sure that the future does not forget. In the author’s own words: ‘Written literally under the gun, the columns seemed to capture the tenor and the tempo of the period with greater authenticity than would a reconstruction of the events of the period, however analytical’ (p. viii). And so what we have here is not history as a mere record of past events, but history as narration and representation of present/current events on their way to the hallowed temple of authentic history; history not just as remembered incidents but as happenings witnessed as they unfold; not history as a settled case/story but history as a process. Here then is an accounting that is less vulnerable to memory fracture, a telling which has the power of testimony. All the principal characters in the June 12 epic are here in flesh and blood: Genera Babangida the chief protagonist and M.K.O. Abiola, the man who won Nigeria’s fairest and freest election that should have ushered him into the State House but who ended up in the state prison instead; Professor Humphrey Nwosu who organized the election that his boss, the General annulled; Chief Ernest Shonekan (relentlessly called the ‘quisling’ by Dare),  opportunistic inheritor of Abiola’s mantle; General Sani Abacha who acted out Babangida’s evil script, kicked out the ‘quisling’, and convoked a coven of perfidious politicians with a clear mandate for them to draw up a constitution that would turn him into a life president. There were also minor characters who played the typical twisters to the tale: Justice Bassey Ikpeme, Attorney-General Clement Akpamgbo’s hidden hand, whose midnight ruling aided the derailment of the June 12 election; Chief Arthur Nzeribe whose secretly state-sponsored Association for Better Nigeria (ABN) provided the needed fodder for Ikpeme’s kangaroo court.. . . In limpid prose and astonishing detail, Dare told the story of June 12 in a manner that would forever  make his account the primary source and reference point for the bewildering saga of Babangida’s destructive rulership. In his narrative we encounter full-bloom the uncommon heroism and martyrdom of Chief M.K.O. Abiola whose iku ya j’esin (better death-than-dishonour) resolve is chronically rare among Nigerian politicians.

         The quintessential journalist as public intellectual, Olatunji Dare refused to play barracks professor and the Emperor’s ventriloquist. He saw military rule as a threat to democracy in general, and Nigeria’s military despotism as a sure way to fascism in particular. He sounded the bugle and roused journalism into a call to arms. In so many ways, Nigeria under the June 12 debacle was in a period which needed a paper like The Guardian, and The Guardian was in a state that needed a journalist, leader, and thinker like Olatunji Dare. Under Dare’s watch as Chair of the Editorial Board and Editorial Page Editor, The Guardian rose in staunch defence of liberty, and Dare’s ‘Matters Arising’ column articulated many ‘matters’ that never pleased the military junta. Week after week, Dare provided a blow-by-blow account of the events that lead to the June 12 debacle and its nightmarish unfolding. Week after week, it was to Dare’s column that Nigerians flocked for a detailed, professional, and superbly executed chronicle and analysis of the events in a classic case of journalism-as-history-in-motion and journalism-as-call-to-action. In the city of Ibadan where I live, many of our comrades in the pro-Democracy demonstrations had copies of ‘Matters Arising’ in their hands as we manned the barricades. The military struck back by banning and shutting down The Guardian and hounding its workers into several months of joblessness and hunger. Desperate and dire as these developments were, The Guardian under Dare never capitulated, never wavered, never compromised. This adherence to the best of journalistic practice, this unstinting defence of the democratic space, this inspiring premium on the primacy of the mind and sanctity of the truth, earned Dare a place as one of the most proficient and widely respected professionals in the history of Nigerian journalism. Which was why when The Comet, was established in 1998, it made sure it had Dare in one of its columns; and when eight years later it morphed into The Nation, Dare’s ‘At Home Abroad’ column made every Tuesday a newsstand delight.

         In Olatunji Dare’s writing we encounter a productive marriage of the gravitas of content and the felicity of style. A seasoned, meticulous, well informed thinker and writer with an astonishing memory and power of recall, he is constantly exploring the inner workings of language and trying to get readers to read between the lines. This practice is eloquently articulated in the opening paragraph of ‘From the lexical front’, one of his deceptively playful entries:

    It is language time again. Time to examine the tools of our trade, the medium through which we inform, misinform, or otherwise influence others. (The Guardian, Feb. 19, 1991)  

    Other medium-conscious pieces include ‘A lexical update’ (The Guardian, March 3, 1992); ‘Lexis, Logic, and June 12’ (The Guardian, Oct. 26, 1993); ‘Matters lexical’ (The Guardian, Dec. 7, 1993). In all these instances, we see the journalist as meta-linguistic investigator deeply fascinated by the way we use language and the way language uses us, the slipperiness of the semantic field, the serpents in the jungle of syntax; the double-tongued phonology of the pun; the risky razzmatazz of the rhetorician. As an academic in the newsroom, Dare demonstrates the laconic witticism of a Mark Twain, and is constantly opening the eyes of his readers to the awful snares of Orwellian double-speak. He is aware of the politician’s capacity for using language to kill language: the way he shouts so loud by saying nothing; saying what he does not mean, meaning what he does not say; the dangerous clutter of clichés, the vacuous simplism of slogans; the way language, which is the supreme tool for the expression of our thought could also be manipulated into a tool for preventing us from thinking. Bogey and humbug, mask and scarecrow, language perverted into serving an evil purpose may automatically pervert its users into serving an evil cause. Anyone familiar with Nigeria’s political vocabulary cannot fail to notice the ways in which disingenuous buzzwords, clichés and slogans such as ‘to move the country forward’, ‘in the national interest’, the Nigerian Factor’, ‘federal character’, ‘derivation formula’, ‘appropriate pricing’, sovereign national conference’, ‘just and egalitarian’ etc have been deployed to mean the exact opposite of what they purport. Dare, the keen student of political linguistics, knows that before you lead people by the nose, you must learn to lead them first by the ear or by the eye. Reading Dare is therefore a constant call to vigilance, to the need to hear out the politician but check his facts.

         And how so assiduously he checked his own facts! A trained academic and scholar, Dare knows the value of thorough investigation and tenacious research, and he brings both to bear on his journalistic practice. You cannot read Dare without knowing that this is a writer who has done his homework; one who is adept at separating the factual from the fictional as regards the news and the reporting of it; above all, one who is acutely aware that a writer of consequence is one who has his hands on the present and his eye on the future. Possessing an archival competence and stupendous power of memory and recall, Dare has never failed to astonish his audience with the sheer unassailability of his argument and the factual accuracy of his writing. Which is why quite often, our journalist writes with a lawyer’s fidelity to detail and the finicky faculty of a seasoned surgeon. A teacher and practitioner of journalism as work and vocation, he moves with impressive ease (and sense of purpose) from the theory of the profession to the chastening realities of its practice, thereby reinforcing and enriching the symbiotic relationship between the classroom and the newsstand. In Olatunji Dare we find the best of scholarly journalism and the journalism of the marketplace. Herein lies his special place as an enduring instance of the journalist as public intellectual.