Category: Tatalo Alamu

  • The strangeness of democratic change

    The strangeness of democratic change

    God bless Honore de Balzac, wherever he may be at this moment. The great French novelist lived the impossible contradictions of post-revolutionary France as if he was himself a character in a great novel. In order to chronicle for posterity the tormenting improbabilities of his beloved nation with as much fidelity and accuracy as possible, Balzac simply appointed himself a honorary secretary of the society. From this vantage observatory and ringside listening post, Balzac began churning out great historical novels.

    But so consumed was the great man by this moveable feast of superior reality that at the end of his life, Balzac was no longer able to separate reality from fiction. On his death bed, Balzac was heard screaming for his favourite physician to come and attend to him. “ Call me Banchioc!! Only Banchioc can save me now!” But there was a minor problem. Banchioc indeed was not a life or living doctor. He was actually one of Balzac’s own greatest fictional creations.

    As we are beginning to understand in Nigeria, the notion of democratic change may well be a violent oxymoron; an impossible misnomer.  So it is that almost five months after the historic election that swept off the ancien regime, the change project is beginning to look like some compelling fiction. And what an absolutely magical yarn it is turning out to be. With its strange twists and turns, the change mantra is beginning to strike one as the work of a fabulist of cosmic talents.

    Take just one sampler. A fortnight ago and in the wake of the widespread revulsion and national recrimination that accompanied his arraignment on allegations bordering on criminal self-enrichment, you would have thought that Bukola Saraki was a goner. Political obituarists—yours sincerely honorably included—were already oiling and inking their felt pens and rubbing their hands in relish about the prospects of the young man honorably falling on his own sword.

    But two weeks later, the selfsame Saraki ,supported by a whopping eighty one senators including about thirty five dissidents from his own party, is not only defending in depth and strength but has gone on the political offensive to the bargain sending the fear of the Lord into prospective ministers and the ministration of change itself. Some of the prospective ministers and fiercest zealots of the change ministry are reported to be lobbying the rogue senators. Welcome to the last tango in Paris.

    Despite the mantra of change, or most probably because “revolutions” must also revolve, one or two of the ministerial wannabes are said to have sent in some friendly fliers of a fiscal nature to the hard and hardened honorables. It is turning out to be an ethical maelstrom and in a rare triumph of pragmatic politics over gung-ho principles, President Buhari himself has had to write a most cajoling and faintly anodyne letter to the Senate President, a fellow he almost certainly holds in furious contempt. And this is discounting a famous photo-op in which the two protagonists can be seen grinning from ear to ear. It doesn’t get more fabulously galling.

    But we must not despair. This is what you get when change comes on the wings of democratic evolution rather than on the cusp of a violent revolution. It is often a messy and chaotic affair, unlike the neat decapitations associated with revolutionary convulsions. For those who see change as a radical rupture with the past; a new beginning with immediate effect and a turbulent and tumultuous regime change occasioning much violence, tears and gnashing of teeth, the shabby stalemate in the Nigerian Senate and the occasional rousing of the regnant forces of reaction and retrogression is a sad tale of change ambushed.

    But given the current balance of force, a storming of the anti-democratic Bastille or what we had proposed as the Nigerian Senatorial Shogunate is out of the question. As we warned much earlier, the President cannot afford to treat the emerging threat to change from the senate with kids’ gloves. But now that he has been forced to eat the humble pie, he and his handlers will have to go back to the drawing board to deal with what promises to be a grueling duel of political and psychological stamina.

    Despite the rearguard rallying of reactionary forces, the momentum, the balance of moral power and punitive initiatives still reside with President Buhari and the forces of change. Change is not always accompanied by a violent discontinuity with the past but by a slow almost imperceptible shift of attitude and perception; a gradual awakening of conscience and consciousness as impossible contradictions congregate and aggregate and  as they are refined and finessed out leading to their subsequent degrading or sublation as the case may be.

    Once again, Nigeria is roiling in acute and tormenting political contradictions in all their absorbing over determination. In modern philosophical parlance, an over determined totality is a situation in which structured contradictions refuse to obey the simple Hegelian cause and effect resolution. It is a situation in which so many contradictions jostle for ascendancy at the same time leading to a riotous congregation of multiple causes and multiple effects all tending towards mutual cancelation or the mutual ruination which presages a new order.

    After the Jonathan debacle and the ruinous sixteen years of PDP misrule, it is obvious that Nigeria cannot go back to the old order. But given the stalemate in the senate, the gradual disintegration of the regional caucuses of the ascendant party and the absence of an overriding pan-Nigerian ethos to rein in centrifugal forces, it is obvious that for now the forces of change also lack the ideological wherewithal, the critical mass capacity and the acute mental endowment to inaugurate a new order.

    Despite the much vaunted political sophistication of the Yoruba political elite, it is a recurring decimal of their history and Nigeria’s history that after every successful mobilization for a federal cause, the wheels always come unstuck as rebellions over largesse and who gets what erupt against the ascendant central authority.

    Dissidents and political dissenters revolting against what they consider insensitive and unfeeling leadership make a pitch for the federal umbrella. From the impregnable fortress, they begin to cock a snook at the political machine that threw them up. As it was in 1993 and 1999, so it is beginning to feel in 2015. In an improper federation, there must be something about federal largesse which makes it such a potent political poison for Yoruba elite.

    This is the grey zone of political liminality in which we have found ourselves and many things can go wrong from here. It will be a dire tragedy for Nigeria if the nascent forces of change unleashed by the last presidential elections are summarily liquidated by forces of reaction preying upon so many national contradictions and the inability or unwillingness of the president to see the total picture of a fractured and fragmented polity.

    While there is no doubting the towering moral authority and ethical luminosity that the retired general from Daura has brought to the Nigerian presidency, there is also no doubt that unless this solitary messianism is harnessed to a grand visionary architecture, an overarching construct of a modern multi-national nation bristling with mutually incompatible nationalities and their historic idiosyncrasies, all may yet come to naught.

    For example in more homogeneous and organic nations, Buhari’s zero tolerance for corruption and the current national and international outing and ritual humiliation of those who have burglarized the national Exchequer ought to have driven the fear of the Lord into a grateful populace. In South Korea and other oriental countries with a national culture of shame, the mere allegations of sleaze are often enough to make a politician to commit suicide. In Nigeria, the manifestly corrupt stonewall and stall the judicial process while getting their ethnic cohorts to bring down the roof with the cries of witch hunting.

    Nobody has ever told us what is wrong with hunting down witches in the first instance. But in an ethnically, religiously and regionally fissured polity, one person’s witch is another person’s economic wizard and inquiries may turn into inquisitions. Once again, we are faced with the incompatibility of habitus of Nigerian nationalities and the fact that as currently constituted, Nigeria is made up of diverse people in different stages of political development and widely divergent modes of economic, political and spiritual production.

    It is like being trapped in a misarticulated lorry with wheels going in different directions. In the millennial friction and grinding immobility, everybody hurts including those who want to go forward, those who want to go backward, those who want to lurch sideway and those who want to remain rooted on the same spot.

    This is why Nigeria at this particular conjuncture resembles an open-ended historical fiction requiring the services of an exceptionally endowed power-artist to move it forward. While General Buhari’s drive to sanitize the polity and rid the nation of corruption is a national crusade that must be pursued, he ought to be reminded that national sanitization must not and cannot be an end in itself but an integral part of national rebirth and redemption.

    Suffering from the unitarist illusion that the whole nation can be whipped into conforming uniformity and homogenized sanctity all at once, the retired general does not seem to have spared a thought for the architectural fault lines which would make this simply impossible.  Neither have his addresses to the nation, miserable and laconic at best, shown that he understands the power of the spoken word to lift a battered people out of their emotional doldrums.

    Going forward, it is going to be a tough act indeed. While the forces of reaction try to bring him to heel and weaken his moral resolve, the president must avoid acts which bring him to direct collision and confrontation with the core constituency which holds the ace for rapid modernization of the country and the strategic scaffolding of the change project itself.

    It is also important at this critical point for this constituency to come to terms with the grim reality that given the relentless fanning and whipping up of ethnic hysteria in its backyard by those who lost out in the last election, its own survival depends on the survival of the Buhari administration no matter how fabulous and strange things may become. Political commonsense demands sober introspection and the awareness of human limitations in these perilous times.

  • Still jogging in the jungle

    To round off the independence anniversary of Nigeria, we bring you this morning excerpts from the novel, The Remains of the Last Emperor. Published in 1995, during General Abacha’s despotic blitz, the novel is as gripping in its horrifying details today as it was then. 

     FROM THE MEMOIRS OF A MAD DOCTOR (1)

    One thing that aggravates my nerves in these terrible times is the huge neon sign in front of Benitex Supermarket which pompously announces that thieves will be prosecuted. Now everybody knows that its owner, Ben Tojo, was an accountant who had stolen public money. And yet people submit themselves to all sorts of indignities in the hands of his security agents. Recently, a man was publicly flogged for stealing a loaf of bread. Each time I passed by this colossal empire of fraud, I develop skin rashes. Until I decided I could no longer bear the pain. The urge to do something desperate overcome me…..

    For about a week now, I’ve been going inside the supermarket and walking off with anything I could lay my hands on. I’m convinced that the guards and the attendants have seen me. And yet nobody had challenged me. Yesterday, I took a giant bottle of Aramis perfume. After spraying the contents in the air, I walked off with the empty bottle. I thought I would be challenged outside but nobody came. So I decided to change my approach. I walked in this morning with some of the things I had taken and dumped them right in front of one of the female cashiers.

    ‘Looks as if your guards are not as efficient as it is claimed. I’ve helped myself to all this over the past few days. There are a few more at home,’ I said with a shrug.

    The cashier examined me intently and then examined the goods intently.

    ‘All these are stolen goods,’ she said.

    ‘All these are stolen goods,’ I replied, gesticulating wildly at everything in the supermarket, including workers and shoppers.

    ‘Thieves are normally prosecuted,’ she said.

    ‘I thought so too!’ I said with bitter scorn.

    ‘We can drop the charge if you are willing to pay for them,’ she whispered to me in a very conciliatory manner.

    ‘So can we!’ I screamed.

    By this time, the shoppers who had queued behind me were openly expressing their impatience and irritation. The cashier became agitated. Frantically, she picked up the intercom.

    ‘There is a man here who had returned some stolen goods. I can’t make head or tail of what he is saying. Sounds mentally disturbed,’ she said and asked me to move aside for other shoppers.

    ‘Next customer, please.’

    Almost immediately, two hefty-looking uniformed men appeared. Each wore an ominous pair of glasses.

    ‘Is this the man?’ one of them asked.

    ‘Yes,’ the lady replied.

    ‘Oga, follow us,’ he said.

    There were shouts of, ‘thief, thief!’ at my heels as I followed them.

    Very soon, the door of what was nothing but a modern torture chamber suddenly swung open and I was elbowed in. I will never forget the horror and revulsion I felt on entering that place. Whips and lashes of all sizes and shapes, from the tender-looking to the most threatening grotesque were neatly stockpiled. A giant machine for administering electric shocks stood in the middle of the room. Ties, rags, dirty wigs, abandoned trousers, torn blouses littered everywhere. There were tiny specks of dried blood on the bare floor. Behind a desk sat a huge, potbellied man whose enormous lips and massive nose gave one the impression of a rhinoceros in a crouch. If I felt dizzy with fear and premonition, I decided not to show it.

    ‘Hmmm, looks as if Ben had invested his loot wisely after all. You need millions to protect stolen millions,’ I muttered.

    ‘What is he saying?’ the rhinoceros growled.

    ‘I think he is mad,’ one of his mates observed.

    ‘Well, if he is pretending to be mad, he wouldn’t have to pretend for long. He will really go mad when I lay my hands on his testicles,’ the rhino said and got up with a fearsome scowl.

    By now, I realized that our earlier description of his size was a vast understatement. He was as gigantic as Giant Alakuku, and his belly, shaped like an elephant worm, threatened to burst the seam of his trousers. He began to scratch his manhood in sadistic anticipation.

    ‘Sit down!’ one of them barked at me, pointing at the bare floor.

    ‘Only my dead body will sit on that floor,’ I said.

    ‘You may be right. Who knows whether by the time you get there, you may actually be dead!’ one of them said as they fastened on me and bore me down.

    ‘Now you will need to do as you are told. How many stubborn goats like you have become men of yesterday? All we need to do is to throw out your body when it is dark. The rest of the job is for the city council,’ one of them said as I writhed on the floor.

    ‘Now, what is his case again?’ the rhino asked impatiently.

    ‘He returned some goods he had stolen,’ one of them said.

    ‘I still have others at home,’ I protested.

    The rhinoceros completely ignored me. He began to chew his big finger as he figured out his verdict.

    ‘Hmmmm, at least he is partially honest. If half of the bastards are like this, we wouldn’t be sustaining these terrible losses,’ he growled.

    ‘You are right,’ one of them said.

    ‘So therefore, let him have thirty strokes as a warning. Give me a grade C koboko there,’ the rhino said, pointing at the stockpile of whips.

    ‘Not on your life! I want to be taken to court. Thieves are supposed to be prosecuted,’ I shouted.

    ‘Do you want to go to court? Can a church rat like you who cannot afford a decent meal afford a lawyer?’ one of the men shouted.

    ‘Incidentally, what do you do for a living?’ the rhino thundered impatiently.

    ‘I cure mad men. But it does appear that there are more mad men outside the asylum than inside,’ I said casually.

    ‘I think his head has knocked!’ one of them observed with cynical glee.

    ‘What do you do for a living?’ the rhino rumbled again with irritation.

    ‘I’ve told you,’ I said and tossed my ID card at them.

    One of the men picked it up.

    ‘How do we know you didn’t steal this either?’ he asked without much confidence.

    ‘Let me have it’, the rhino growled.

    The card was handed over to him and soon he began to look at the card and back at me all over in doubt and despair. I could now read confusion on their faces. I decided to make my move.

    ‘And now gentlemen – if I may ask you a foolish question – what do you do for a living?’ I asked springing up.

    There was a tense silence.

    ‘Isn’t that clear to you?’ one of them said.

    ‘Are you blind?’ the others chorused.

    ‘We work for Sonny Security – if you want to know,’ the rhino said.

    ‘I see. It is even worse than I thought. You make millions for your boss protecting stolen millions,’ I said with sympathy.

    They all stared at me in incomprehension. Only the rhino began to squint.

    ‘Isn’t it funny that a man of your education and standing in the society should become a petty thief?’ the rhino growled at last, eyeing me with suspicion and unease.

    ‘Exactly, That is the question I want to put to Ben,’ I said with a smile.

    The men looked at themselves.

    ‘Who is this Ben he is talking about?’ one of them asked his mates.

    “So you don’t even know the name of the owner of the supermarket?’ I sneered.

    ‘I think he is getting on to something dangerous,’ the rhino said.

    At this time, a private door opened and a spare, medium-sized man in an elegant French suit walked in. I instantly recognized Ben Tojo: dapper accountant, dapper playboy, dapper swindler.

    ‘Who is this man?’ he screamed, sensing from their expression that something was amiss.

    ‘He returned some of the goods he has stolen, and…’ one of them began.

    ‘And since then he has been harassing us,’ the rhino concluded miserably.

    Ben Tojo looked at the ID card on the desk and looked back at me in nervous alarm. I walked to the desk and picked the card. Calmly, I put it back in my pocket.

    ‘Ben, there is really no harassment,’ I began, addressing him with disarming familiarity. ‘They asked me whether it isn’t funny that a man of my education and standing in the society should be a petty thief and I said I have the same question for you.’

    The men looked at one another in disbelief.

    ‘Let him go, he is a mad man!’ Ben screamed and they all pushed me out like a pest.

    On my way out, I seized another giant bottle of Aramis perfume and emptied its content in the air.

     

  • Conversation with Herbert Macaulay

    Conversation with Herbert Macaulay

    It is October 1st, Nigeria’s independence anniversary. Winter is fast approaching in Washington. It is unseasonably cold, and as dawn retreated for daylight, you could smell the sharp and biting Arctic air as if one is trapped in a giant refrigerated tent. Like a practiced flaneur, the celebrated hangabout, snooper has slipped out of his hotel room and is already on Thomas Circle.

    Very soon afterwards, you arrive at Massachusetts Avenue. The name itself evokes power and glory; it exudes historic distinction and the very essence of American greatness.  You remember the Boston Tea party and the beginning of the end for Imperial Britain. Empires always begin to unravel at the very moment of their maximum power. You remember the great learning institutions of Massachusetts. That is the intellectual engine room of American supremacy. Armies of ideas clash relentlessly, transforming America and changing the world in the process. You remember the dashing and dazzling Kennedys and their Hyannis Port. And you remember and wish Barack Obama well.

    There is nothing more exciting and exhilarating than taking an early morning walk in a historic and powerful metropolis. The power and magic of the great city draw and tantalize you. You are lost in the anonymity of the surging crowd. But somehow you manage to retain your distinct and discrete identity. As you watch, you are also aware of being watched. As you gape and gawp at the modern pyramids, you marvel at the infinite fecundity of the human imagination. You may not appreciate the arrogance and boorishness of many Americans, but this is the summit of human advancement for now, and there is nothing anybody can do about that.

    Snooper is a notorious walkabout. Twice in this incarnation, he had been accosted on suspicion of wandering with intent. But ambling about in post 9/11 America in the early hours of the morning has its particular perils. And not when you are very close to the White House, the greatest power complex on earth for now. As the polite and courteous Indian-born driver taking you to your hotel from the airport darkly hinted, there are at least twenty five different undercover agencies operating in the Washington area. Walking is not a crime, but you must mind your body language. The possibilities are quite dreadful and spine-chilling. What if one is suddenly pulled over as a suspected disciple of Ibn Khaldun, the great fourteenth century Egyptian historian, philosopher and cultural theorist? Fear chills the spine. Even as one knocks this out on the computer, you have a feeling that something might trigger off the alarm bell.

    But back to Massachusetts Avenue, the fear of being pulled over forces snooper to affect an elegant royal carriage; a Black Edwardian dandy in the manner of the political Liberator and uber-nationalist , Herbert Samuel Heelas Macaulay. True to its name, Massachusetts Avenue is indeed suffused with power and glory. The Avenue houses so many foundations, the power-houses of American restless regeneration. It is only in America that you can have so many foundations, a glorious tribute to the redemptive and restorative power of ruthless capitalism. Money-making can be stretched beyond the limits of logic and human possibilities just to prove a point. But that is where it ends. Sam Walton, the owner of the Walmart chain, was still driving his old banger while making his astronomical sums. And what about Bill and Melinda Gates who are models of rectitude and restraint despite their outlandish wealth?

    You walk rapidly pass the John Hopkins University school of Advanced International Studies and the Brookings Institute. Massachusetts Avenue is truly living up to its billing. You are truly in the precincts of some of the major totems of America’s cultural imperialism. The wintry cold begins to bite harder. Against one’s better judgment, one had departed Nigeria without adequate preparations for this mugging weather. Now, one is being gradually mauled into a state of disorientation by the freezing atmosphere. You remember once again that back in Nigeria, it is Independence Day. In anger, you curse the memory of the leaders who have made it impossible for you to spend the day at home in Nigeria and in rest and reflection.

    Now, you are passing the Australian embassy and all the pent up demons suddenly erupted. How was it possible for a bunch of no-hopers and scoundrels to create a first-class First World country in a record time while sub-Saharan Africa continues to sink deeper in a historic hellhole? As the cold bites harder and a state of semi-stupor sets in, a dandified and regal-looking man with majestic walrus whiskers suddenly appears to be walking with snooper. He was straight out of Victorian Lagos, and was quite a splendid sight to behold. His diction was English public school with crummy and creamy velvet.

    “It is Independence Day, and how are you people coping?” he asked with stentorian authority.

    “We are not coping at all”, snooper moaned in distress.

    “You must take heart and be bold because nation-building is not a colonial tea party or a one-day wonder”, the old man noted with avuncular pity.

    “Take heart, take heart, that is what they all say, but no heart is made of stone”, snooper noted with a churlish whine.

    “ I understand that….”, the old man began but was rudely and brutishly silenced.

    “Don’t understand. I’m cold and feverish. In any case, one of our leaders once referred to Nigeria as the mistake of 1914. I agree with him”, I mumbled rather disjointedly.

    “Who said that and when?” the old man asked in quiet alarm.

    “Ahmadu Bello in 1953”.

    “Ah, you know I left the scene in 1946. In any case, who is Ahmadu Bello? I handed over to Zik”, the old man noted in regret.

    “Zik lost command and headed for Enugu. Even Awolowo said Nigeria is a mere geographical expression”, I noted.

    “Ah that Ijebu boy again? I knew he was up to no good. I thought he disappeared for good before the good lord recalled me”, the old political wizard croaked with good-natured mischief.

    “He went to London to read law”, I replied.

    “Ah that meant that he found a way round his bankruptcy? All of you must know that it is too late to start complaining about the size of Nigeria. The sacrifices have been too great. Do you know that I died from the pneumonia contacted in Kano?” the great man queried.

    “You left it too late”, I moaned in acute distress.

    What?” the old man asked in disbelief.

    “The handshake across the Niger”.

    “But the white people wouldn’t allow us to interact. You know I fought them to a standstill”, the old man noted with an expansive flourish.

    “May be, they have a point there”, I noted.

    “What point could they have had ?”, the old man wondered aloud.

    “It was not the first time contact with strangers will prove fatal to you and your family”. I observed with an intellectual frown.

    For a long time, the old man eyed the younger man with a mixture of suspicion and wary respect. Then affection and warmth returned to his majestic hooded eyes. “I know what you are talking about, but it doesn’t matter. Out of evil comes great good.  In 1809, the slave raiders from the north sacked the village of Osogun and captured the father of my mother, the great Samuel Ajayi Crowther. They sold them to Portuguese slave traders. But we thank god for small mercies. Without that incident, there would have  been no Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowther, no Abigail Macaulay, my mother, no CMS Grammar school,  and no Herbert Samuel Heelas Macaulay, my humble self. Tell your compatriots not to despair and that adversity has its sweet rewards”.

    With that the old man vanished into thin air, like the old wizard of Kirsten Hall that he was. I was also beginning to feel warm and comfortable. It was not a question of magic or dramatic recovery. The mundane truth is that we have arrived at our destination on Massachusetts Avenue in Washington and the place is warm and cosy. A different kind of fireworks was already in the works that morning.

     

    (First published October, 3rd 2009)

  • The end of politics

    The end of politics

    As the end of politics as we know it upon us? Put in another way, the question becomes a double-barrel poser. Is the current refugee crisis in Europe and the poor leadership response to it so far a result of the devaluation of politics and the consequent attenuation of leadership?  And is the continent of Africa even more poorly served by this global poverty of leadership?

    It is surely a remarkable historical spectacle to find European leadership in the main listlessly fretting over and enormously frightened by the ultimate logic of globalization, a phenomenon which has benefitted their people and western civilization for so long. Could it be that nobody ever foresaw the fact that the abolition of time and space and the consequent hybridization of global populace would one day lead to a human armada which will threaten the very foundation of the nation-state paradigm which western civilization has foisted on global space from Afghanistan to New Zealand?

    You cannot eat your cake and have it. Famously described as “the universalization of the particular and the particularization of the universal”, globalization, like the internationalization of slavery in all its dire particularities, has served the metropolitan centre very well. But when the universal decides to converge on the particular that decides to universalize—in this case western modernity and civilization—everybody should be game.  By this logic, one cannot and must not be in a position to choose which aspects of globalization to obey or to reject.

    Prosperity also has its adversities. Those who lament the absence of great leadership in the west are not doing the proper analysis. Great leadership does not just emerge out of nowhere and from a great vacuum. It is usually as a response to deep systemic stress and institutional dysfunction. Charles de Gaulle always averred that in her greatest moment of need, France always throws up a great leader. As examples: Joan of Arc, Charlemagne, Napoleon Bonaparte and, by honorable inference, Charles de Gaulle himself.

    In the west, the great crisis of nationalism of the first half of the twentieth century which led to two world wars threw up exceptional leaders: Woodrow Wilson, the two Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Winston Churchill, Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Tse Tung, Chou en Lai, Ho Chi Minh and a host of others. If we are not to slander ourselves, the corollary decolonizing project also threw up a string of African avatars: Kwame Nkrumah, Leopold Senghor, Ahmed Sekou Toure, Ahmed Ben Bella, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Herbert Macaulay , Nnamdi Azikiwe, Obafemi Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello ,Nelson Mandela and many others.

    The paradox of the current leadership paralysis in Europe stems from the fact that it is an end product of exemplary leadership of the past. When a society has solved, in the main, the problems of food, shelter and security for the populace, when the political class, despite wide ideological divergences, converges on certain core principles and a cardinal consensus which drive politics, such societies run on an auto-pilot which does not require great exertion and political imagination.

    In Great Britain for example, no matter how rabidly and radically leftwing a party claims to be, it cannot afford to toy with royalty and constitutional monarchy. By the same token, no rightwing structural reengineering however extreme and daring can do away with the abiding fundament of the welfare state. For the foreseeable future in America, no party in its right sense will dare put up a pure Muslim as its presidential candidate.

    Prosperity and the great industrial strides taken by western societies in the last century have led to the industrialization of politics itself or what we propose as political Fordism. Just as the Fordist factory overcame the problems of mass consumption through division of labour which turns the factory worker into a robotic cyborg without much initiative, political Fordism turns the laboratory of politics into a circus of mediocrity through the mass production of leadership wannabes.

    These are Pavlovian political pigmies, creeps of consensus and minimalist managers who are just there to oversee the odd sneeze and stutter in the production belt and the occasional lubing of the engine. Theirs is simply to maintain the status quo and not to engage in any harebrained scheme which may bring the belt and the illusionist fantasia to a shuddering halt. Just get on with it and stop whining about paradise on earth. The order of illusion requires the illusion of order.

    Yet as prosperity brings about greater inequality and greater inequity of opportunity , as the great tide of globalization brings hordes of the great unwashed to the banquet table, as contradictions open up between actual lived experience and the abracadabra of progress, the veil of illusion is torn off. Loud murmurings and great tremors rumble through the land.

    In America, the contradictions have opened the door for Donald Trump’s extreme rightwing hell-raising and Hitlerite hysterics.  In Great Britain, it has led directly to the emergence of Jeremy Corbyn, a classic contrarian and leftwing rabble-rouser, who has no time for elite consensus or conciliation.

    The historic wager is that as the storm breaks in the west and unless there is a dire emergency which puts matters beyond the reach of the populace, the wise and pragmatic voters of Europe and America will choose the golden mean and the middle way out between the xenophobic ranting of Donald Trump and the Communist phantasmagoria of Corbyn. But that may merely be akin to postponing the evil day.

    Postponing the evil day is also a strategy of containment, that is until the evil day refuses to be postponed a day longer. The paradox of human endeavours is that the evil day often opens the door to real visionary leadership. It is not by accident that the greatest government thrown up in Britain in the last century, Churchill’s War Cabinet, was a product of intricate elite pacting and consensus beyond popular franchise.

    In Nigeria, the absence of the core principles which drives a nation and the lack of elite cardinal consensus which guides the immanent destiny of an organic community of citizens with equal rights have continued to aid the devaluation of politics and the attenuation of sterling leadership. There are encouraging signs of proactive leadership in post-PDP Nigeria. But it is also becoming clearer by the day that unless something is done about the architectural configuration of the nation, we may well be jogging in the jungle.

  • Leadership devaluation in Nigeria

    The devaluation of politics and the attenuation of leadership in Nigeria have never been in sharper focus. Just compare the glorious NASS of the Second Republic with the sadly pedestrian and criminal rabble of the contemporary Nigerian senate and you must come to the gloomy conclusion that the Gaullist paradigm of exemplary leadership in moments of acute national crisis does not obtain here. It was meant for more organic nations. Otherwise, why does Nigeria always throw up its worst eleven in moments of great distress?

    Like the devaluation of a national currency, the devaluation of politics and the attenuation of leadership stem from many factors including grave external pressures, national profligacy in the management of human resources and sheer elite criminal propensity. This is usually compounded by biological coups, actual military coups, natural atrophy and the manipulations of power cabals and other organized conspiracies for capturing national privileges.

    Three significant developments in the Nigerian political firmaments in the past week are sharp pointers to the devaluation of politics and the attenuation of leadership in the country.  They are in no particular order: the arraignment of the Senate President, Olubukola Saraki, before the Code of Conduct Tribunal on sundry charges bordering on corruption, the abduction and subsequent release of Afenifere chieftain and former presidential aspirant, Chief Oluyemisi Falae, and the departure to higher glory of the Ikenne matriarch and relic of Obafemi Awolowo, Mama HID Awolowo.

    On face value, these events may appear unrelated and unconnected, yet they are profound tropes for the endemic crisis of politics and leadership in post-colonial Nigeria. In a sense, Mama Awolowo’s passing to higher glory represents a kind of closure and the possibility of a new beginning; a sad primer for a very turbulent period in Nigeria’s history when sterling qualities and exceptional leadership qualities are nearly not enough to politically triumph in the colonial cage called Nigeria. She was the First Mother Nigeria never had.

    The death of the redoubtable matriarch is a classic instance of how the most sturdy and valiant of humanity will eventually succumb to death or biological coup. Her life is a great profile in courage and indomitable will and of unconditional fidelity and devotion to a spouse and the cause espoused.

    It will be hypocritical to say that one always agreed with positions taken in Ikenne, particularly after the departure of the great sage, but HID was a leader of great endowments in her own right and there can be no discounting the dignity, forbearance and stoicism with which she bore her domestic travails and her husband’s political ordeals.

    If her cult of heroic example greatly warms the heart, they also point the way forward for a rejuvenation and redemption of politics and leadership recruitment in Nigeria. This is why the Saraki saga is such a huge dampener.  It is a sad day for the Nigerian political elite when the president of the senate and the nation third ranking political officer is hauled before a court on charges bordering on criminal self-enrichment.

    In court, Saraki looked flustered and flummoxed with all the bluff and bluster gone. There was a hint of distress and a whiff of disorientation. The superman has finally arrived at the supermall. The hitherto indefatigable and unflappable scion of the Saraki dynasty must be wondering whether he was in another country and whether this was truly happening to him.

    This is the moment when the bones of impunity were heard cracking and crumbling to deafening echoes of approval and approbation across the land. It is redolent of historic ironies and momentous contradictions. It sets in motion a dynamic that may never be rolled back. Nigeria will never be the same again. The genie of impunity has been flung on the wheel track of a moving train.

    If this historic arraignment and the unruly rumpus at the Ilorin praying ground on Thursday are anything to go by, we can be sure that a great Shakespearean tragedy is unfolding. This time around it is not the old shabbily dispatched King Lear that has come to Agbaji but the woods of Birnam passing Dunsinane as they arrived in Oke Suna to settle account with the heir presumptive and heir too presumptuous.  The Saraki dynasty and its sense of feudal entitlements have been struck a mortal blow.

    There may yet be something to salvage from this great drama of human greed and unworthy political ambition. If Bukola Saraki and his handlers know how to properly read the rustling tea leaves, this may be the time to dismount the high horse of self-destruction and throw in the towel in a rare and unaccustomed gesture of political nobility and high-mindedness.

    But if the embattled Senate President decides to stall and stonewall thus bringing further devaluation and international odium to Nigerian politics, if he decides to opt for the Samsonine option of bringing the entire roof crashing down with himself, he may be inviting more ruinous possibilities. This is a moment Saraki needs clarity and lucidity as members of Praetorian Guard begin deserting one by one. He that is ethically felled needs not fear being crushed by the wheels of justice.

    Yet it is in the nature of historical contradictions that the Saraki saga as well as the abduction and subsequent release of Chief Olu Falae should speak to a pervading national rot and insecurity as well as the possibility of national rebirth. It is heartwarming and a departure from Jonathan’s catatonic slumber that President Buhari gave the Inspector General a prompt marching order to find Falae’s abductors. It is even more pleasing to see the Akure chief personally rescued by a team led by the nation’s top cop.

    There are many who believe that Falae, by virtue of his heroic exertion during the struggle against military tyranny, ought to have won the 1999 presidential election. But the military had other ideas, preferring to hand over to one of their own who they believe had the minatory capacity to rein all centrifugal forces threatening the nation.

    In the circumstance,  it should have been a retired President Olu Falae relaxing  and reflecting in the ambience of his presidential library rather than going to farm on the morning of his birthday however noble a pastime this has become for the retired banker and former Secretary to the Federal Government.

    The contribution of protracted military rule to the devaluation of politics and the attenuation of leadership in Nigeria cannot be over-emphasized, neither can the shenanigans of an ethnically and ethically disoriented political class, its mode of leadership recruitment and its pattern of preferment. The deleterious combination of these factors has in no small measure contributed to the endemic crisis of nationhood that has hobbled a potentially great country.

    Going forward, it is obvious that Nigeria needs a new leadership ethos, a new paradigm of politics as well as a new architecture of the nation itself. Rather than wasting valuable time and scarce national resources in convoking another national jamboree in the name of a fresh national conference, the president should urgently gather a committee of eminent Nigerians who will look into the recommendations of all earlier conferences and make appropriate recommendations which can then be subjected to a national referendum.

  • History as hubris

    History as hubris

    For the past few weeks, and in particular in the past fortnight, mainland Europe has been convulsed by a migratory tremor on the scale of some epic Biblical exodus. Hordes of refugees, having lost all hopes of earthly redemption, are fleeing their original homesteads with whatever they can salvage of their worldly possessions and are slogging their way towards what they consider as restitution and restoration of hope and possibilities.

    In its sheer confusion and disorientation, its utter hopelessness and loss of compass and earthly moorings, this historic human armada resembles the aftermath of a catastrophic nuclear bombing. Desperate humanity are absconding from the economic ruins of the old Balkan axis, the political and economic implosion of Iraq and Syria and from the total ruination of Libya or old Carthage, if you like. As usual, the trail leads back to the cradle of humankind.

    In the event, artificial barriers called national boundaries have been virtually obliterated. Many nation-states have come under a grave peril. Some of the custodians of their earthly paradises are having none of this civil invasion. A few days ago, Hungary closed its borders to the new Tartars and its security forces began unleashing restraining violence and other domestic disincentives on the hordes.

    The land of the magnificent Magyars, otherwise a sedate and very cultured people and heirs to a great civilization, seems to have had enough. Some other nations more welcoming are just in the process of perfecting some prohibitive legal hurdles to deal with the exigencies as they make a spurious distinction between refugees and economic migrants. The redoubtable Brits are waiting and watching this mainland maelstrom with icy resolve. They shall not pass. Europe is in dire turmoil.

    The horror! The horror of it all! If there is any redemptive trope in this trail of carnage and tale of human horror, in the pictures of hundreds drowning, many perishing on the road through sheer exhaustion and of a father clinging to the washed up corpse of an adorable son, it has to be located in the fact that this is not happening to Africans, the traditional laggards of modern civilization and orphaned destitute of history but to the triumphant victors of the race to modernity and their triumphalist choir people.

    This is a trail that leads back to the cradle of humankind, our mutual humanity and common ancestry on the old plains of East Africa, a fact which Euro-American mythmakers and numerous historians are wont to deny or ignore. It speaks to the hubris that first made our proto-human ancestors dare to stand upright and walk and then to begin a long trudge towards new foundations and new beginnings across the plains of Euro-Asia and eventually to the new world.

    But more importantly, it speaks to the hubris which usually makes a few people in human society with the adamantine will to power and the visionary impulse to seize the bull of history by the horns and by so doing to determine the trajectory of history and the destiny of human society. Alexander, the great Greek, the Roman emperors, the ancient Norse warrior-class, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan and his Tartan hordes, Chaka the Zulu, forgotten and unrememberable old  world avatars, and Napoleon Bonaparte all come to mind.

    If they ever succeeded at all, it was because they were standing on the ruins of older civilizations and the collective heritage of all humankind. The granite resolve, the will to conquer and dominate their environment, the sheer chutzpah, have been burnt into their genes in millennia of human striving and the accumulated DNA of human struggle for recognition and self-actualization. As Louis Althusser, the great French Marxist philosopher, has put it with daring and defiant extremity and Structuralist pathos: “History is a process without a subject”.

    The hubris of Western civilization and western modernity is to ever imagine that nothing came before it and that nothing will come after it. Around the tenth century, the leading country in the world was ancient China before it went into a long decline occasioned by a power struggle about modernity between the Mandarinate and the Imperial feudal dynasty. Artifacts retrieved from modern Kenya suggest that Chinese ships had already reached the old port of Mombasa around the seventh century.

    Much earlier around the first millennium, evidence suggests that some Indonesian clans had already reached the island of Madagascar. They were then alleged to have returned to East Africa to recruit wives and other domestic accessories. They would eventually be joined by migrants and adventurers from the African mainland to inaugurate a new beginning for what would become a new people.

    Mainland Africa and Africans are no strangers to epic migrations. The history of the continent is one long drama of forcible migration and forcible incorporation. Apart from the biblical migration and forcible expulsion of the ancient tribe of Judah from Egypt, there are numerous examples of long treks or voortrek as the old Dutch settlers would call it as they moved inland.

    In the same region in the early nineteenth century, a military genius from the Uguni sub-clan of the Zulu welded the Zulu people and the entire region together in a series of great military triumphs leading to great dispersals or mfekane, epic depopulation and repopulation. In an act of intellectual hubris, some western historians describe Chaka as a Black Napoleon but on the scale of military innovation and raw courage Chaka was Napoleon’s equal if not superior.

    Around the tenth century in what was to become modern day Yorubaland, a highborn nobleman called Oduduwa descended from the surrounding highland to the plains of Ile-Ife to commence a protracted and very bloody civil war to oust the old order in a bold visionary bid for the centralization of authority and power. His heirs gradually extended their suzerainty to the whole of Yoruba race.

    Oduduwa had no western textbook or European authority to rely upon. In any case at that point in time, Europe had descended into the barbarity of the Dark Age. The Oduduwa revolt was part of a universal human impulse to impose order on disorder and chaos. It was a revolution to consecrate proper feudal relations. To the modern sensibility, a feudal revolution may sound like a quaint anomaly, a roaring oxymoron, but that was precisely the stage the dialectic of history had reached at that point in time.

    In the light of the migratory earthquake currently convulsing Europe, it may be tempting to mistake the symptom for the disease. It is tempting to see the ruins of Iraq, the carnage in Syria and the upsurge of counter-revolutionary momentum that has obliterated the gains of the Arab Spring in Egypt, Tunisia and the virtual implosion of Libya as emanating from the contradiction of modern Islam and the unending power struggle between the Sunni and the Shitte sects.

    It is indeed an old succession struggle which goes back all the way to the demise of the great prophet himself and whether he should be succeeded by his blood relations or the conclave of faithful followers. It has indeed occasioned many religious civil wars and Iraq, Syria, Yemen and the Homeric battlefields of the Middle East are just a modern enactment of a historic feud.

    While this is part of the narrative, it does not exhaust the whole narrative. The real narrative is powered by western intellectual and ideological arrogance as well as political hubris. As they say in Nigeria, it is the case of Islamic trouble troublesomely sleeping and western yanga waking it. When you sow the wind, you must reap the whirlwind.

    At the end of the Cold War, Francis Fukuyama, a notable American intellectual and policy wonk of Japanese extraction, published what was to become a famous book. It was titled, The End of History and the Last Man. Despite later modulations and modifications, Fukuyama’s thesis was simple and seemingly impregnable: after the routing of the Soviet bear, western notion of liberal democracy, market economy and the post-Westphalian nation-state has become globally rampart and its paradigm irresistible and indestructible.

    To be sure, Fukuyama was not speaking out of turn. He was merely providing an intellectual scaffolding for the collective political habitus of the western political elite and the feeling of euphoria and triumphalism that accompanied the defenestration of the communist threat. But as Paul de Man, the great Yale literary theorist has taught us, the moment of great insight is also often accompanied by great blindness.

    It would seem in retrospect that Fukuyama’s error of judgment—and the western political elites’ blindness—was to confuse the working out of a particular phase of history and the commencement of a new beginning with the end of history and the irreversibility of western global dominance.

    In retrospect, the political hubris emanating from this mindset and the rise of a unilateral global order dominated by America has cost the world much strife and bloody upheavals. It led to the attempt to impose liberal democracy and market economy on the Russian rump of the old Soviet Empire.

    It has led to tears and bloody affront at Tiananmen Square, the destruction of  Sunni/Baathist Iraq, the fearsome stalemate in Afghanistan, the evaporation of Libya, the rise of rogue democracies in Africa, the near universalization of al-Queda as a potent counter-hegemonic Islamic movement and the dramatic emergence of ISIS.

    How has the “end of history” ideology fared?  Internally, it has led to the bleeding of the American economy and a military overstretch for a nation that was not conceived as a warrior-state. The Russian resistance has occasioned the rise of a pan-Slavic nationalism ricocheting in Ukraine even as Putin permanently cocks a snook at the west particularly in Syria. It has led to an economically rampart China viewing the west with wary distrust even as it turns the fiscal screw with typical Chinese forbearance.

    It has overturned the delicate geo-sect balance in the Islamic world in favour of a rampart theocratic Iran. It has bred some murderously virulent strains of Islam like ISIS which has taken the traditional Islamic disdain for the nation-state paradigm and liberal democracy to a new level of proactive potency. It is these flashpoints of economic insecurity, political instability in the Balkans occasioned by ideological disorientation and religious upheavals in the Middle East that are feeding the great European exodus.

    But all this may be small beer compared to what is to come. When an ideologically focused, geo-politically dominant and nuclear-empowered Iran recently declared that Israel as a nation may pass into history in a matter of decades and the no-nonsense warrior-state replied in kind, we may start wondering whether Fukuyama is not right after all and whether the end of history is not upon us in ironic aplomb. Claude Levi-Strauss, the great French Structuralist anthropologist, once famously declared that the world began without humankind and may end without it.

    For those who hold on to the immanent rationality of human history like yours sincerely, the world is not about to disappear and it is not yet the end of history. Other nations and people are simply developing their own political hubris as a countervailing perspective to the dominant political hubris of the west. This is what the Chinese people are doing. This is what Russia is up to. It is both an ironic tribute to as well as an ironic reproach of western dominance.

    This is what Singapore and the Asian tigers have been at with sheer contempt for Western political and economic orthodoxy. It is a strain of this that has been playing out in the Islamic world and it has so far outlasted modern communism which is essentially a countervailing western ideology.

    Hubris, or pride in extremity and overweening self-belief in a person, a people, a nation or an entire race, however morally reproachable its outcome often is, is a logical concomitance of history and human development. But however long it takes, the drama of human evolution shows that all that is solid will eventually melt into thin air.

  • Amuniso come jam amuniti

    It is a sad day for the Nigerian political elite and a dark day for the senate when the third ranking political office holder in the land is hauled before a law court over allegations of gross corruption and graft. It is sheer sleaze at its most stupendous and state-upending. No matter what happens, and that is whether the charges hold or not, the Saraki brand is damaged beyond repairs or reparation.

    Since the matter is subjudice, snooper will say no more. But this elite lamentation and legal chicanery do not appear to cut any ice with the Nigerian underclass as represented by the inevitable Okon. The crazy one has been jubilating all over the place over Saraki’s arraignment with Baba Lekki in senile complicity. They have been buying drinks for passers-by. On Wednesday morning, the drunken duo finally took the battle to snooper.

    “Oga, finally finally dem Buhari sheriff don nab dem Ilorin magomago man. Case don close”, the tipsy clown drawled.

    “I hope the case is water-tight”, snooper sneered cynically.

    “Ha!! See me see trouble oo. Dem yeye Yoruba people don come with dem wuruwuru again. Wetin concern watertight for court case? Abi you fit tie water? We no want watertight, na bottleneck we want. When you put dem Oloye boy inside bottle he no go fit comot, unless him wan break him own neck.” Okon retorted.

    “But”, the crazy old crook began with a magisterial frown and snooper cut him short.

    “I hope you know this case is subjudice”, snooper shouted.

    “Subjudike ko under-judikenke ni. B’ara e da soun wa i”, Baba Lekki screamed.

    “What is going on here?” snooper asked in alarm.

    “As impunity come dey help immunity, amuniso come grab amuniti”, the crazy old man snarled as snooper shut the door against the besotted bandits.

  • Dancing with my father’s friend

    Dancing with my father’s friend

    It was the time of music and memorable melodies, of spellbinding lyrics from those earthy geniuses of the talking drum and percussionists of political palavers. There are certain images that are lodged in the consciousness forever, certain impressions that can never be erased from the human memory bank. Memories are made of this. When shall good times return to Nigeria?

    It is an act of filial affection. Snooper takes a walk today away from the sclerotic deadliness of contemporary Nigerian politics to give a rare glimpse, a historic cameo, of one of Nigeria’s most charismatic politicians and his father’s bosom friend and fallen comrade in political arms, the late Gbadamosi Sanusi Adelabu Adegoke, a.k.a Penkelemesi.

    Adelabu Adegoke died fifty years ago last week in a car crash around Ode Iremo aged forty two. For the gifted ironist and great Ibadan nationalist, it must have been the equivalent of an old Ibadan generalissimo falling in enemy terrain.  A scrawny kid barely a year in school, snooper recalls the day of memorable mayhem with graphic intensity. It is an even more pleasant surprise that one retains a vivid memory of the man with the cat-like features and an amazing feline grace.

    Spare of build and middling of height, Adelabu Adegoke was nevertheless a titan among men. He was a giant in every other respect: in prodigal memory, in precocious intellect, in stubborn idealism, in visionary imagination and contempt for mediocrity, and in his prodigious appetite and affinity for the fairer sex. There was more than a hint of the ancient Ibadan warrior in Penkelemesi.

    He was Nigeria’s first rock star politician. In his feckless courage and aptitude for stormy confrontations, Adelabu Adegoke often betrayed the nobility of the naïve genius. This freewheeling and swashbuckling devilry of the happy warrior was to serve him very poorly in the treacherous terrain of pre-independence politics.

    Time after time, he was outgunned and out-foxed by more coolly calculating and Machiavellian scoundrels. But he retained his buoyancy of outlook; his vibrancy of intellect and optimism of granite will till the bitter end.

    Had he lived, and given his contempt for the norms of the bread and butter politician, it would have been interesting to see how he would pitch his tent in the great Awolowo-Akintola tango, or how he would view the antics of A.M.A Akinloye, his old comrade, who was to make a one hundred and eighty degree somersault back to right wing base.  Adelabu Adegoke came upon the political scene like a meteor and expired with the dazzling brilliance of a meteor.

    When beggars die, there are no comets seen but the heavens themselves blaze forth at the death of princes, observes the immortal William Shakespeare. The western Nigeria heavens did blaze forth on the death of Adelabu. Originating from beggarly and penurious circumstances, Adelabu was to overcome the straitened provenance of birth to become a shining star. Despite being born poor, he was a natural prince among men, combining an aristocratic hauteur with populist hell-raising.

    A plutocrat of plural possibilities, what galled him most was unearned merit and distinction and as the colonialists were to find out this royal rebel could be rude and rowdy with superiors while being cosy and conciliatory with subordinates. Adelabu was one hell of a political Robin Hood.

    But despite his outstanding qualities as a politician, despite his warmth, his humanity and spontaneous vitality, it is as a dancer of genius that snooper remembers the great man. Nothing can be more electrifying than the political dance. It is a carnival of the possessed, an orgiastic chaos brimming with elemental possibilities and permutations, redolent of collective orgasm. With his lean wiry frame, eel-like body dynamics and explosive foot-works, Adelabu was a star dancer. He was what the Yoruba will call “akuruyejo” or the small one who is a lovely dancer.

    It was a dull overcast afternoon. The first rains of the year came during the night turning the afternoon into a cool, lethargic affair in the small sleepy town. It was Adelabu’s bosom friend who picked his distinct scent from the distant echo of light music.

    Ah Adelabu ti nbo (Adelabu is coming)”, father announced to no one in particular as a grudging grin lit up his stern comely features. The entire household erupted in spontaneous celebration. The women began chanting Adelabu’s praise with their husband staring at his assorted collection as if they were specimen from the zoo freshly liberated. Unlike his bosom friend, snooper pere was a man of amazing self-restraint. The unlettered damsels saw this as a rare opportunity as they crooned:

    Adelabu, Akande iji

         Igi jegede ti d’ana ru

          A nle bo lehin, o nl’ara iwaju

           Ekun oko Ayoka omo kumo.

    This was Adelabu’s usual gambit, his signature tune and part of his huge repertoire of political tricks. He would pack his car at a distant and then proceed on foot in a carnivalesque procession. Famously, he once abandoned his official car at Molete and then headed home on foot asking the good people of Ibadan to take possession of their property. The people responded with joyous lyrics.

    Adelabu ma kowo wa na

    Igunnu loni tapa, tapa loni Igunnu

    Ma kowo wa na.

    By the time Adelabu’s entourage reached the vicinity of our household, it had been transformed into a huge crowd of dancers and drummers, a colourful assortment of rural merrymakers, an agrarian tapestry of colour and chaos. Snooper and his various mothers joined the suburban pageantry to the delight and approval of the crowd. The prince of charismatic confusion was swinging and digging with regal abandon even as he winked devilishly at the more unprintable of the lyrics.

    Meanwhile Ayan, the lead drummer, a rogue musical genius of inventive profanity, had worked himself into a state of delirious frenzy, frothing at the corner of the mouth as he dished out tons of provocative malediction against political enemies. For the moment, he concentrated his attention on the palm tree, the symbol of the rival Action Group.

    Inu Igbo l’ope ngbe

     A ki kole adete s’igboro

      Inu Igbo l’ope ngbe.

    And later:

    B’a o r’epo mo a of’ori s’obe

       Ope nikan ko laiye.

    By the time the procession reached our doorsteps, Ayan had raised the stakes, taking a vicious swing at Awolowo himself. By now, he had about him the look of a deranged hyena even as his talking drum pulsated with malice and mischief.

    Bowo ba ba Awolowo yi yan ni e yan

    Kale ro njeba lola

    Bowo ba ba Awolowo yi yan ni e yan

    By this time, the procession had reached its destination which was our doorstep. The crowd puller had to be separated from the crowd. It was a rowdy separation. Adelabu disappeared  into the bowels of the house to strategise with his friend and comrade in arms. The curtains fell on a great man forever. Six months later, Adelabu died in a car crash. Nigeria had lost one of its most illustrious sons.

    Till date, snooper has continued to ponder how Adelabu would have dealt with the Awolowo phenomenon, particularly when it reached its full crushing momentum of mass mobilisation. Perhaps the pragmatic and more politically astute Ibadan politician would have surprised the ponderous Ikenne lawyer on the homeward stretch, cutting a deal that Awolowo would never have contemplated and saving his people from the long scourge of misbegotten federalism.

    It is unlikely that Adelabu would have cut a deal with Awo. While Awolowo viewed Adelabu with wary curiosity, Adelabu viewed Awolowo with brash intellectual contempt dismissing him as an upstart. Where was Awolowo when he Adelabu was performing those academic miracles at Government College, Ibadan, Adelabu would have rued to himself.

    But while Awolowo was a great political artist, Adelabu was a great artist in politics. The great artist in politics weaves powerful tapestries in the collective memory and imagination leaving behind only glimpses of his tortured and alienated genius. It is the great political artist with great stamina and stability who builds enduring empires. Fifty years on, yours sincerely remembers dancing with his father’s friend.

  • On Adegoke Adelabu

    About a fortnight ago, the Ibadan people and the entire Yoruba race celebrated one of their greatest sons with a big splash. It was the centennial anniversary of Adelabu Adegoke, the political titan, emancipatory thinker and one of Nigeria’s most remarkable contribution to African nationalism and the decolonizing project.

    It is remarkable that a man who died almost sixty years ago at the youthful age of forty two remains the object of such great adulation and affection among the Yoruba people. This is a great lesson for our politicians. In the end, it is not the money you make that matters but the many whose life you touch in a positive and everlasting manner.

    With his grand gestures of anti-colonial defiance, his oratorical flourish, his imaginative fecundity, his verbal overkill and penetrating insight into the pitiable plight of the Black person, the charismatic and iconic politician touched the life of many people and by so doing a affected the destiny of the Nigerian nation in a profound and positive manner.

    To the best of our knowledge, Adelabu did not leave behind a vault of vast riches and stupendous wealth. Indeed such was his contempt for primitive accumulation that the late titan often sorely tempted fate, daring it to return him to the penurious circumstances from whence he came. His legacy resides in his political distinction, intellectual prowess and his exceptional brilliance as a student.

    This morning, and by popular demand, this column republishes a tribute to Adelabu first published seven years ago on this page on the golden jubilee of the great man’s tragic departure. It is also a labour of love and affection for snooper’s father who was a bosom friend and comrade in arms of the Ibadan political colossus.

  • Drama as Okon submits his assets’ form

    As the historic trial of looters assumes a national frenzy with the Labour people putting in their heavy proletarian boot while demanding the Chinese treatment for corrupt officials, legal fireworks are crackling across the length and breadth of the nation. It appears as if some legal snipers are at work and are bent on toppling legal colossi from their Olympian penthouses.

    The crux of the argument is as legally recondite as it is politically transparent. Dear readers, can a person lawfully declare his assets when he has not declared his liabilities concomitantly? In this particular case, the weight of evidence may also torpedo the evidence of weight, apologies to Timi, the Law. Put in another way, when do political assets become economic liability and when does economic liability translate into political assets?

    The evidence of weight in one may easily become the weight of evidence in the other. But can political weight aid economic weightlessness through assets shredding or the shedding of political weight? It promises to be a battle royale between the jurisprudence of living oracles and the oracle of living jurisprudents, apologies once again to Uncle Tunji Braithwaite.

    But you can trust Okon not to be left out of this epic legal melee. On Friday morning, the fey fellow sauntered into snooper’s bedroom clutching a raft of rumpled sheets with a drunken Baba Lekki in tow. The whole room was suddenly invaded by the foul stench of stale palm wine and raw tobacco.

    “Oga I wan quickly reach them ICPC for dem Abuja office make man submit him assets. I no wan make dem Buhari man come catch man for offside”, the crazy boy drawled with drunken gusto.

    “ I see. Since when has it come to this?” snooper grunted with a cynical hiccup.

    “Dem Yoruba boy say dem Sheriff don come. I don see one for dem American film. The way him dey shoot people, Okon no fit sleep again. I no wan make dem Sikira people see man come kaput. Na the thin dem dey wait for”, the mad boy wailed.

    “Get lost man. Is it poor church rats like you they are looking for?” an exasperated snooper screamed at the boy.

    “Ah oga, church rat no be dat poor ooo. Na church rat get church when dem human rats don vamoose. He get time like dat for Biakpan when I see with my korokoro eye as dem obonge church rat dey chase dem pastor. He come chase am sotey and he come catch am by dem organ and he come bite him blokos bad bad, Naim I come pick race”.

    “Okon, get lost. You are just a crazy crook”, snooper charged at the boy, trying to suppress his mirth at the whole comic episode.

    “Oga cook no kuku be crook. Dem crook dey Abuja, na dem dey cook book and na dem dey fry paper”, Okon sneered.

    “Wo o ri yen so”, the crazy old man suddenly thundered and then turning to snooper. “Let me tell you, you have been indulging in argumentum ad hominid, the arguments of barbarians and primitive beasts of no nation”. Not having the stomach for an early morning confrontation, snooper decided to ignore the drunken contrarian.

    “So Oga Okon, what are your assets?”snooper asked in a conciliatory mood.

    “Ha thank you oga”, Okon began with an expansive flourish” I get am for two thousand naira for bank. He be three thousand before before but dem bank boys thieve am, I get six yams I thieve for Ketu market. I get six eggs I nab for kitchen. I get two goats I capture when dem dey do two fighting. I get one dog I come arrest when him knack him partner kaput and him come dey cry. I get one monkey I nab as him dey cross road under dem pedestrian bridge for Oshodi. I get two chicken who dey abuse me for dem Isolo market, and and I get dem lady corset wey dem Charity forget after I wire am senseless and he no sabi road again. Na only one liability I get and dat one na Sikira who dey thieve all from Okon”.

    It was on this note that snooper threw out the drunken duo.