Category: Yomi Odunuga

  • A cocktail of shamelessness

    A cocktail of shamelessness

    Just when you think you have seen it all, something simply pops up like a thunderbolt to jolt you to the reality of the count less surprises that abound in this land. For as long as I can remember, the question is not how we sunk this low but about whether we are doing anything to get out of this self-inflicted agony. I have always maintained that, collectively, we are the architects of the gripping stagnation that has been the lot of this nation. Perhaps, we are too self-conceited, too ethnically-biased and too laid back to understand why this country must be reclaimed from the hands of the vagabonds in power—the so-called VIPs of Nigeria. If, after thirteen solid years of uninterrupted democratic governance system, Nigeria could still be buffeted with the kinds of sordid tragic impulses witnessed in the last few months, then we need to redirect the compass of this democratic journey before it consumes us. Or do we lack the moral compass to demand that, in a democracy, the ultimate power should be devolved from the self-seeking, rapacious few and rest with the people?

    Our brand of democracy is wobbly today because the braggarts in power have woefully failed to subject themselves to its ethos. It is no secret that democracy without the rule of law is nothing but an empty shell. Unfortunately, what we have treasured in the last thirteen years is an empty shell laden with violent attack on the national psyche. In the crazy melee to play politics by the whim, we have dealt our Constitution a fatal blow. We kicked it in the groin. We have replaced constitutional democracy with a culture of impunity that gives the President and state chief executives the power of life and death. It is, therefore, not strange that quite an appreciable number within this fold flagrantly abuse power with sardonic glee. The military may have left the scene after many years of misadventure in government houses but it is clear that those who took over are yet to wean themselves of the same jackboot mentality of that era. Our modern day ‘democrats’ have become more brazen in the art of giving the Constitution a brutal sidekick! And that is a shame really.

    And it is not as if anything has significantly changed in the last thirteen years. As I settle down to craft this, our tertiary institutions are in dire straits. In one fell swoop, members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU); the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP) and the Colleges of Education Academic Staff Union (COEASU) are either on strike or threatening to embark on one. Primary and secondary school teachers are on strike in some states over non-implementation of agreements on salary increment. What it means is that our educational system, which has continued to relapse, may just be on a free fall with the way the relevant authorities have been bumbling the negotiations.

    It is the same old story in the power sector where, after billions of dollars have been pushed down the turbines, all the citizens get to see is a megawatt of darkness across the nation. It has gone so bad that we are no longer sure of regular electricity supply in the rainy season. It used to be that good in those days of yore. And it is not as if the ‘technocrats’ in that sector are not doing anything to save the situation. No, they are doing their utmost best to wrestle the ‘witches and wizards’ that have plagued the sector for years. Apart from seeking help from China as part of the presidential entourage to the land of the sun, one can only hope that Prof. Chinedu Nebo would seize the opportunity provided by the long trip to ask his counterpart in Chinko-land how he was able to battle the witches and wizards through technical depth. Now, the House of Representatives has introduced another dimension to our power crisis. The lawmakers said we should blame the ancestral epilepsy on the Minister of Finance and the Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr.NgoziOkonjo-Iweala, for refusing to “release money allocated to the power sector.” No one is asking what became of the fortunes thrown at the problem by the Olusegun Obasanjo government. Well, maybe we will begin to see the light when Nebo begins the process of exorcising the demons, witches, wizards and the goblin called corruption!

    In thirteen years of democratic jamboree during which our leaders continue to hug the sky in search of investors, medical tourism gulps billions of dollars yearly. While ordinary citizens die from common ailments, it has become commonplace for politicians to treat toothache in foreign lands. While iconic Nelson Mandela is being treated at a South African hospital, those who fleece our common wealth travel to the end of the earth to seek medical check-up at tax payers’ expense. We may have signed treaties and agreements to obtain soft loans from the Chinese government to develop infrastructures in the aviation, road and transport sectors but we are not unmindful of what happened to past MOUs. Didn’t the Chinese sign similar agreements with Obasanjo? Question is: how many soft loans at whatever years’ moratorium make a humongous debt for generations yet unborn? For how long would we be running, cup in hand, for a bailout by the Chinese despite the resources that we have failed to annex at home?

    The point is: we derail by the day because the demi-gods in power have failed to realise that there should be limits to their insatiable quest for power and freebies. Those who claim to know President Goodluck Jonathan well would readily vouch for his commitment to the principles of democracy and rule of law. They call him a democrat through and through. They say evidence of his tolerance could be gleaned from the way he has been steering the ship of state. Not that we have not encountered turbulence but we are having a smooth sail because this first Ph.D. holder at Nigeria’s highest level of governance has been fair to all. That fairness, I assume, was responsible for the ‘peaceful resolution’ of the internal wrangling in the Nigeria Governors’ Forum where a candidate that scored 16 votes got a presidential nod as chair over the one that got 19 votes! It is also responsible for the queer mathematical calculations at the Rivers State House of Assembly where five lawmakers attempted to unseat 27 of their colleagues after Abuja barked and roared last week!

    To be honest, I would have contributed my July salary to the President’s 2015 campaign fund if Dr.DoyinOkupe had not washed Jonathan’s hands of the Rivers’ show of shame. Only that, this time, he did it with outright disregard for our sensibilities. I understand that some people must be seen to be doing their jobs as rabid dogs. But must it be done with brazen ignominy. In describing Rivers State Governor, RotimiAmaechi, as ‘too small an entity for the President to fight’, Okupe confirmed our fears that Jonathan would stop at nothing until the embattled governor is completely crushed and sacrificed as a burnt offering in the deadly political battle towards 2015.  Contrary to what he says, it is obvious that the Presidency has deployed its “immense constitutional powers against” the democratic institutions in the state just “to achieve personal goals.” And that, we must remind Okupe, would not be the first time Jonathan would use the power to rout a perceived enemy. Or has he forgotten the fate suffered by former Governor Timipre Sylva? What other power could have propelled five renegade lawbreakers to unleash mayhem and ride rough shod over 27 lawmakers with the full backing of security agents? So, the safest alibi Okupe could offer was the fact that Jonathan was far away in China attending to matters of national interest? Pray, where was he when the NGF was torn right through the middle and why did he give full support to the Jonah Jang gang of impersonators? Can someone tell Mr.Okupe to tell his illogic to the marines? He is surely not expecting us to see Jonathan among the horde of legislative bandits before we can pin him down to the laughable drama playing out in Port Harcourt!

    Though I am inclined not believe all that he said in his sanctimonious canticles from China wherein he advised the parties in the Rivers’ crisis “to comport themselves with greater restraint”,I love the diplomatese of a President struggling to distance himself from the raging war than the raw verbiage Okupe spewed. Anyway, it is quite painful that, in spite of repeated outcry, it has become difficult to disentangle the Presidency from the sickening madness in Rivers State. Don’t ask me why this is so.

    Already, there is general consensus that Amaechi would be smitten in this fight with Abuja heavyweights. But it will be presumptuous for some persons to think that they would come out of this show of shame smelling like the best scented flower. Many fingers would be burnt! If they are in doubt, let them learn from the grave mistakes of the Obasanjo era. On this matter, I couldn’t agree less with my Facebook friend, FunmilayoFiberisima, who posted on her wall: “A symbol of authority in the hands of fools turns to wood.” Deep, very deep indeed.But do they understand?

  • Still on the slaughtered Ibadan 10

    Still on the slaughtered Ibadan 10

    Death, the grim reaper, was on a killing spree this week. At a time when a suspected Boko Haram member allegedly confessed to murdering over 23 persons in just one day, Nigeria’s tales of woes, pains and anguish did not show any sign of abating. Instead, the gods of sorrow seem to be baying for more blood. In just one week of cold-blooded lunacy, over 100 lives perished—all victims of a murderous callousness.We may have accepted the presidential verdict that terrorism, with its differing shades and forms, is something we have to live with until such a time when the security apparatuses bumble their way through a solution that will reduce the carnage. We may also, in some queer way, appreciate the security institutions for their stellar display of impotence in addressing the matter. We do understand their bland dumbness in condemning the killings, even if they deny being overwhelmed by the brewing anarchy. How, for heaven’s sake, can you be “on top” of a situation that continues to choke you with great intensity?

    The question is: what pushes these killers to embark on the kind of gory rampage that the country has witnessed in the past few months? First, they bombed the churches and we clasped our arms like supplicants, waiting for the divine wrath of God to fall on the wicked. Then they moved to the mosques, wiping out hundreds of lives of peaceful worshippers. It did not take them time to prosecute their messages of destruction on our streets, offices, garages, prisons and even relaxation spots. Still, we cling on to the hope that the sickening savagery would soon thin out. We watched as the monster took a life of its own, shredding whatever was left of our humanity. Now, death is just a number. Our headlines are printed in crying crimson. Our stories are not just heart-wrenching, they evoke helpless anger. Except for the 1967 – 1970 Nigerian civil war, never in the history of our country has the story of death been written with such sadistic arrogance. It’s bad enough that premeditated murder is gradually becoming the order of the day in some communities. Worse still is the unmitigated cruelty that these agents of sorrow continue to inflict on hapless citizens.

    Of course, we knew we were dealing with demented souls. What we did not know was how far they have gone in raw bestiality. The irony in the tale is that the ever vocal human rights community hardly gives as much as a whimper when this banal criminality is being unleashed on law-abiding citizenry. Hundreds were massacred in Kano and this community of human rights fighters was coldly silent. No one reminded the gun-toting, bomb-throwing, throat-slitting bigots that they had crossed the bounds of decency and had trampled on people’s inalienable right to life. No one reminded them of the illegality of attempting to force others to live according to the dictates of their beliefs. When our streets were splattered with the blood of the innocent, the voices of the ‘elders’ were annoyingly tempered. It did not spark the kind of sanctimonious umbrage against the authorities which is now, belatedly, battling to excise the monster and restore some form order in key battleground states.

    We need not recant all the killings, maiming and sheer sadism that have been visited on this country since the insurgents took to the battlefields presumably to avenge the extra-judicial killings of their leader and members of his family. What confounds is the limitless bloodletting. We are constrained to ask: how many more lives would have to be lost before the sect members would be satisfied that they have truly inflicted the maximum penalty on the rest of us for a ‘sin’ that we know nothing about? Would they wipe out the whole of Nigeria and slaughter death in order to ensure a complete rout of those they label infidels? If not, then who exactly are their enemies and would there ever be a middle ground in this sickening war?

    In all the stories of killings that happened during the week, I couldn’t help but shiver at the cruelty that was meted to the Ibadan 10. Here I speak of the beans merchants from Ibadan whose lives came to an abrupt end in Borno State. Like many ordinary folks eking out a living in our economically tough terrain where the executive and legislature are locked in a battle of wits over an Appropriation Act that has remained ‘un-implementable’ seven months into the year, these traders had braced the odds to engage in legitimate business in the volatile region. They never had the inkling that they would be the latest victims of a war that is short on common sense and empty of any rules of engagement. They were ambushed in Munguno, commanded to lie flat on the road and pumped with hot lead. The 10 victims that had been accounted for out of about 25 were soaked in rain of bullets.

    In all the stories of killings that happened during the week, I couldn’t help but shiver at the cruelty that was meted to the Ibadan 10.Here I speak of the beans merchants from Ibadan whose life (lives) came to anabrupt end in Borno State. Like many ordinary folks eking (out) a living in oureconomically tough terrain where the executive and legislature are locked in a battleof wits over an Appropriation Act that has remained ‘un-implementable’ seven months into the year, these traders had braced the odds toengage in legitimate business in the volatile region. They never hadthe inkling that they would be the latest victims of a war that is short on common sense and empty of any rules of engagements (engagement). They wereambushed in Munguno, commanded to lie flat on the road and pumped with a rain of bullets.

    Unsure that the rain of lead had done the maximum damage, a lucky survivor of the attack, TaoheedAdewuyi, said he watched, with deep grief, as the throat of one of the fallen traders was slit. He recounted their ordeal: “They stopped us along the way and asked us to come down from the vehicle and lie down. They thereafter started shooting us one after the other as we lay on the ground. I was the third in row. I was shot but the bullet did not hit me very well. I was gone. It was after an hour that I discovered that I was still alive. When they discovered that one of the victims was still breathing, one of the attackers went into their car pulled a knife with which he ‘slaughtered’ him. I almost cried out at that time but I could not do so.”

    That was one horrific sight anyone with a soul would not like to witness. It is obvious that these harbingers of death neither have souls nor conscience. Need we ask why this sort of madness persists in our society? We all know why. If over 60 security personnel could be killed in one night and the government is still wringing its hands in submission to the will of God, these evil men in our midst would only be emboldened to perpetrate more killings. They know full well that paying lip service to the determination of bring them to justice is the government’s perfect alibi for its wailing incompetence. Exactly why death has become so cheap and hundreds of souls are being wiped out weekly.

    We beg the question if we blame the Ibadan 10 for daring to travel to a volatile place like Borno for a legitimate business. It is easy to question the sense in travelling with over N22m cash on this road to perdition when there are better and safer methods of transferring money. But it does not preclude the fact the Ibadan 10 and countless many others killed in cold blood were victims of a collapsed security system. When evils forces parade the land, those saddled with the responsibility of protecting the citizens would have to do more than lamenting and condoling with families of the fallen victims. And so, in ending this piece, the words of the Babaloja of Oyo State, Chief DaudaAdisaOladapo, comes to mind.  He asked: “When will this government take drastic measures on the Boko Haram insurgency? Is it after they have killed all of us that the government will act?”

    For now, the answer to that question hangs within the realm of conjecture. This government has been rendered prostrate by narrow-minded pursuit of lucre and extended stay in office while ethnic politicking and lethargic governance have become the order of the day!  How then can we exhale?

  • Is he scared of talking the talk?

    Is he scared of talking the talk?

    If given the opportunity (and I seriously doubt that possibility with the way his media minders have been treating some ofv us), I would have asked President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan just one simple question: why the needless prevarication about signing the State of the Nation Bill that was made to gather much dust on your table? In all honesty, I do not understand why a man bearing an elephant on his head will still have the luxury of scratching the ground with his toes, in search of crickets. It is  unfortunate that, after putting the bill in such abeyance in his  office for more than a month, all the President could now rack up to  justify his refusal to sign the bill into law was a benumbing excuse.He urged the National Assembly to expunge what he considered to be coercive syntax in the bill. And he was even ‘magnanimous’ enough to craft a draft of what the specific sections should read like. Now, if you ask me, that was a nice way of teaching the lawmakers how not to do their job!

    Question is: what was Jonathan’s beef about the bill? In declining assent, Jonathan said it was his considered opinion that the bill needlessly duplicates the provisions of Section 67 of the 1999 Constitution which states: “The President may attend any joint meeting of the National Assembly or any meeting of either House of the National Assembly, either to deliver an address on national affairs, including fiscal measures or to make such statements on the policy of government as he considers to be of national importance.” Noting that this section confers discretionary power on his office regarding what should be discussed during the Session; Jonathan gratuitously tendered two alternatives before the lawmakers – forget the controversial bill or remove any semblance of threat to the use of coercive power in summoning the President.

    Hear him: “Clause 1 should be redrafted to read: The State of the Nation of Address shall be delivered to a joint sitting of the National Assembly within 30 days of the commencement of the legislative year. Clause 3, which empowers the National Assembly to summon the president where he fails to make the address, should be replaced with a flexible clause, to mean “if unable to present an Address, the president should be allowed to designate the Vice President to present the Address on his behalf. Where for any reason the President is unable to present an address in accordance with the Act, the President shall in writing inform the Senate President and the Speaker of the House of Representatives and either to designate the Vice President to present the Address on his behalf or transmit to the Senate President and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the text of the Address.”

    On the surface, the President’s argument seems watertight and in line with the principles of separation of powers, which he so much vaunted in his letter to the National Assembly. But a deeper reading of Section 67, which licentiously patronises the office of the President, will show why Jonathan’s argument is not only tendentious but also untenable. By its nature, a state of the nation address does not anticipate a situation where the President will stroll in and out of the legislative chambers without being grilled. From the tone of Jonathan’s letter, that is what he craves. And that explains the long-standing proclivity for a non-populist yearly ritual whereby presidents only address a joint session to present the appropriation bill.Haha!

    Clearly, by sponsoring the state of the nation address and sending it for Mr. President’s assent, our lawmakers seek a radical departure from the monotony. If properly handled and shed of the usual farcical rhapsodies of acquiescence, I believe that if given presidential assent and allowed to become a law, the bill will help in strengthening our democracy.

    Even in America where the President reserves the prerogative to determine matters of urgent national importance that should be brought before the Congress in his State of the Union address, the Constitution ‘commands’ that he “shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend for their consideration, such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient. In fact, instead of shirking that responsibility or availing themselves of the opportunity to merely pass the address to the Congress in writing, most American presidents often seize the platform to reach a wider section of the populace where they not “only report on the condition of the nation but also outline their legislative agenda (for which they need the cooperation of Congress) and their national priorities.”

    To show the significance of the address, Wikipedia reports that it has gained wide acceptance to the point that “what began as a communication between president and Congress has become a communication between the president and the people of the United States. Since the advent of radio, and then television, the speech has been broadcast live on most networks, pre-empting scheduled programming. To reach the largest television audience, the speech, once given during the day, is now typically given in the evening, after 9 pm ET. Also, in recent decades, newly inaugurated presidents have chosen to deliver speeches to Joint Sessions of Congress in the early months of their presidencies, but have not officially considered them State of the Union addresses.” We have seen this same pattern copied in other democracies, including the United Kingdom and South Africa. So, why should the case be different in Nigeria?

    In the final analysis, the intention of the sponsors of the bill is to open up governance by giving the President an opportunity to explain his policies and interact with the people. Thereafter, these polices, agenda and other issues would be vigorously debated while the aggregated opinion would be transmitted to the President through a feedback mechanism. In any case, no one is under the illusion that he is constitutionally bound by those recommendations. So, why is Jonathan fretting? I can only assume that this President is simply scared of rendering accounts in the public glare. Of course, some would argue that he has been doing exactly that in his irregular interactions with newsmen on the Presidential Media Chat or The President Explains as it was under former president Olusegun Obasanjo. But we all know that that also comes with its own baggage—hardly do we see the President being put under the grill on sundry matters, the phones never work and the questions are, like Section 67, annoyingly patronising!And the presidential response?Awww! Iyak!

    In his so-called agenda of transforming Nigeria and Nigerians, Jonathan, of all persons, ought to understand the exigency of changing the old ways of doing things. And that must include those sections of the Constitution which tend to plead with or cajole the President to oblige we, the people he is in office to serve, with some measure of regard. Those are the vestiges of military coinages that we are still battling to expunge from our Constitution. And so, instead of concluding that the “proposed  legislation seeks to circumscribe the President’s discretion regarding  whether or not he should attend the Joint Session of either  House of the National Assembly”, Jonathan should take the free advice  offered him in this newspaper’s editorial opinion published on June 16 where  he was admonished to “sign the bill and grab the opportunity  presented by it to enlighten Nigerians on his plans and programmes for  them and to boost his approval ratings through his well-touted but invisible transformation agenda.” If he likes, he can even explain the reasons behind his petty fights with governors, the frequent expensive dinners being hosted by him and any other matter miscellaneous (apologies to Dr.Olatunji Dare).

    If he truly has anything to say, the argument of compulsion should not arise. After all, his counterparts in other democracies are constitutionally commanded to do same. Let the President sign the bill and save us the drama of watching the bill being vetoed. Will he use this chance to demonstrate some commitment to an aspect of genuine transformation? Or will he cover his face with the trademark fedora and decide not to give a damn about this piece?

  • Of lies cloaked with grand deceit

    Of lies cloaked with grand deceit

    No doubt, the crisis rocking the once-powerful Nigeria Governors’ Forum has not only exposed the abysmal pettiness

    in Nigeria’s high places, it has also brought to the fore, the hidden truth about how dirty our politics has become. It is bad enough that an election involving presumably thirty-five wise men from different parts of the country has torn the NGF into shreds. Aside the cheap lies and bare-faced deceptions at play, the low in all this is that some characters simply don’t know when to bury their heads in shame and concede defeat. Okay, maybe the NGF, an association of first citizens of the nation’s 36 states, is not particularly popular among Nigerians who, rightly so, see it as vainly political and a distraction to grassroots governance as these state chief executives always troop to Abuja for one meeting or the other. But no one can deny the fact that it has also played crucial role in instilling sanity into a system that gives the Presidency the power to hire and fire, sustain life or choke it to death. But then, that is a topic for another day.

    Back to the subject of discourse. AlhajiBamangaTukur and his co-travellers in the ruling Peoples Democratic Party may find it convenient to live in self-denial, regaling in the throes of “not only being in office but also being in power.”  With his age and experience, I would have thought Tukur should have been cautious in declaring that “in the PDP, there is no vacancy in the national chairmanship.” That, to my mind, gives the impression that he does not appreciate the enormous challenges before him. Holding down the position of national chairman of a behemoth called the PDP is not the same thing as barking orders as the Chairman of a Business Roundtable. It does not matter if you are privileged to have a vote of confidence certificate, duly signed by the President, in your flowing babanriga. Countless others have relied on that piece of paper only to bite the dust days shortly thereafter, with the President being the chief executor of their ouster. In the PDP, more than any other political party in Nigeria, that is the norm!

    The discomfiting truth is that our politics is deceptively slimy (apologies to ChinamandaAdichie) and riddled with lies. Even the so-called manifesto of our ruling party sits on a farcical pedestal, remaining largely inoperable and mostly irrelevant to the need and expectations of the silent majority of citizens. Now, people have asked: why is it difficult for 36 First Citizens to conduct a free, fair and credible election that would see to the emergence of one of them as Chairman? The answer is not that simple. First, it is clear that these strange bedfellows are not sold to the time-tested democratic credo of one man, one vote. Second, only a handful is prepared to live by the truth and shame a lying devil. Third, many are subservient to the directives of forces outside that gathering. And that, I hasten to point out, must include President GoodluckEbele Jonathan’s frenetic interest in the outcome of the election, despite the denial of his involvement by his band of spokesmen. If anything, we must admit that the NGF is crippled today because of the groundswell of deceit that it has been buffeted with. Intrigues, political manipulations and unabashed lying have combined to deepen the confusion in the land.

    Today, hardly can one get a straight-forward, simple as ABC answer regarding what actually transpired when the governors converged on Rivers State Government Lodge in Abuja on May 25. And it should bother us that sifting the truth from this harvest of lies is not an enviable task. Just the other day, Ondo State Governor, Olusegun Mimiko, a man who grabbed victory from the jaws of a harrowing defeat after a fierce battle at the court and in a ballot, dared anyone to produce a video showing him voting. He spoke about a paper endorsing Governor Jonah Jang as the ‘authentic’ Chairman of the NGF through ‘consensus’. Yet he never denied voting. Bauchi State’s Isa Yuguda and Benue’s Gabriel Suswam have been whining about how their colleagues from the North betrayed them and have actually carried out their threat to pull out of the region’s governors’ forum. In all the posturing, they never denied voting neither did they deny witnessing the counting of votes and the declaration of Rivers’ RotimiAmaechi as winner by 19 votes to Jang’s 16. It is really curious that the loser in this game of numbers has quickly rushed to establish a factional office of a forum involving governors from different political parties. He danced naked to the altar of deception, thanking his god for a victory that was never his. Pity.

    Besides, it’s dumb logic for anyone to assume that an endorsement of a candidate translates into electoral victory. They ignored the fact that anything is possible in a secret ballot. Nothing stops those forced to endorse a particular candidate from changing their mind at the last minute, when there are no prying eyes to report to the Oga at the top. That, I guess, could only be the logical explanation for the shortfall in the anticipated 19 ‘sure’ ballots for Jang which catastrophically fell short of three. Besides, why should anyone be compelled or blackmailed into signing an endorsement paper if we are to believe the fable that Jonathan is disinterested in whoever emerges as chair of the NGF? And if Jang claims that he has the backing of majority of the governors, why has he not surpassed the 16 representations that have been attending his factional meetings in Abuja?

    Seriously, I am beginning to believe RabiuKwankwaso’s testimony that the Jang camp lost because it is made up of neophytes in Nigeria’s political terrain.  There is no point crying wolf when they ‘reluctantly’ agreed to participate in the election. Reluctance is one thing, dissension is another. By participating in the election, members of the Jang gang ought to know that they had subsumed whatever power was contained in the piece of paper they now bandy as ‘evidence’ of Jang’s leadership. That is cheap and unsustainable, especially as some of the governors they thought were on their side had come out to fault that assumption. In the past week, SuleLamido of Jigawa, AliyuWamakko of Sokoto, AliyuBabangida of Niger and Kwankwasohavemade spirited efforts to put the records straight. At least, common sense dictates that the sour losers in the President’s camp should believe the accounts rendered by their own party men if they do not see any sense in the election video released by OgbeniRauf  Aregebesola of Osun,  the revelations made by KayodeFayemi of Ekiti and RajiFashola of Lagos who has equally filed a case against the Jang faction at the an Abuja court.

    Now, what these persons say may not be palatable news for those who are quick in labelling the governance style of the opposition as tyrannical, but it will sure save the ruling party from the looming free fall if its leaders take the time to listen to their anguished cry. First, they must accept the fact that Amaechi won because the PDP, as a house divided against itself with an incompetent leadership that chokes dissenting voices, couldn’t have approached the NGF election with block votes. Of course, the opposition simply took advantage of that lapse. Second, the party leadership needs to shed its excesses. And that is possible if a boastful Bamanga can be told, in clear terms, that it could be true that he is “running” affairs at Wadata House but he is running it into ruination with his village headmaster approach to party management. Third, the blind pursuit of the downfall of Amaechi to massage the ego of some persons will end up plunging the party into deeper mess. No doubt, the effect of this is deleterious to the already unstable health of the ruling party.

    In the past, I have repeatedly cautioned the party against toeing the self-destruct lane. But it appears it is perennially sold to the lie that, as Africa’s largest political party, it is immune to defeat. If the results of the 2011 election were anything to go by, then the PDP had better prepare for a rout in 2015. Of course, they can ignore the warning signs by relying on Jonathan’s words that the party knows how to come together and consolidate before any general election. That may be true. It is just that the party has never witnessed this kind of internal crisis in its chequered history. The last minute abracadabra seems set to fail this time. And instead of sitting down to address grievances, some persons are boasting about being in office and in power while everything around them is crumbling like a pack of cards. No deceit could be grander than this.  Or are we to believe that these persons are merely preparing the ground for the fertilisation of Kwankwaso’s statement that “some people must make mistakes; big, big mistakes” before they are silenced by the emergence of an alternative to the ruining team? If that is the case, then let the lie and deceptions continue. Let them continue building their castles in the air, with lies and deceit as foundation. For how long will they keep on patching a gaping crack that needs a permanent fix? Why is the PDP always running from its shadow?

  • The Taraba leadership conundrum

    Will Danbaba Suntai ever make it back to the Taraba State Government House as executive governor after his prolonged absence from office? I seriously doubt that possibility. The naked truth is that Suntai is not medically,physically or psychologically fit to take charge of that responsibility,having spent close to 10 months in Germany and the United States ofAmerica, undergoing treatment for injuries sustained in a plane crash inOctober, last year. His miraculous survival notwithstanding, those battlingto hold down the post for an ailing governor who appears to have realchallenges with his cognitive faculties are simply doing so for selfishinterest. They are perennially running away from the reality and holding onto a hope built on magical fantasy. Either way, the state has become the victim of the political intrigues playing out.

    Ordinarily, Taraba would not be roiling in jerks and pauses if the ActingGovernor, Alhaji Garba Umar, is constitutionally empowered to carry out theresponsibilities reposed in the office of the governor. But,going by the dirty political manoeuvrings that stalled governance formonths after the illness of the late President Umaru Yar’Adua, it was notsurprising that Garba Umar is becoming uncomfortable with being dressed in borrowed garb. No matter how well they dab his office with sweet-smelling scents, he knows he cannot exercise full powers unless something gives way. Unfortunately, Suntai is not the only factor that impedes hissmooth transition into a substantive governor. There are other factors, including the political permutations towards the 2015 elections. If hesucceeds in manoeuvring his way into that office, it would be difficult tostop him from running for the office in 2015 and that is why those posingas Suntai’s loyalists are doing everything within and outside the books tostop Acting Governor Umar.

    The intriguing thing in all this is Umar’s cockiness in the Taraba powerconundrum. All the while, he has propped himself up as a disinterestedparty in the power game, opting instead to show loyalty to a man whograciously appointed him as Deputy Governor few months before the planecrash. No doubt, Umar’s emergence was, to say the least, fortuitous. Barelytwo months after Suntai influenced the kicking out of his deputy, AlhajiSani Abubakar, over allegations bordering on gross misconduct (which couldmean not greeting His Excellency’s cook, his driver or refusal to pet his overfeddog), the mantle fell on Umar to play the loyal spare tyre that Suntaicraved for. Or how on earth could a House of Assembly impeach a deputygovernor for being guilty of “using his office to influence the posting ofan officer and interfering in the affairs of a local government area?”Isn’t that what they all do? Anyway, hardly had Umar settled down when acruel fate elevated him to the position of Acting Governor. Now, he appearsto be at home playing the role of a sly victim. I presume he must havelearnt the art from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan during the days ofthe long knives until the National Assembly came up with the Doctrine ofNecessity to save the State from a free fall.

    Truth be told, there is something fundamentally wrong with a Constitutionthat ties the fortunes or misfortunes of a state to the whim of its chiefexecutive. This is compounded by the growing cases of mutual suspicion thatpervade most government houses in spite of the public posturing and plasticlaughter. And so, no one should be surprised with the gaping cracks in the walland atrocious political divide threatening the graveyard peace that hasengulfed Taraba since Suntai disappeared from the governance radar monthsago. Agreed that he did not have the luxury of properly handing over to hisdeputy due to the fatal and life-threatening injuries he sustained in thatill-fated flight in which he was the pilot, the question remains apt: forhow long must a state waddle in comatose in anticipation of the return ofan ailing Chief Executive Officer?

    The crying fact is that Taraba has been under the yoke of uncertainty for nine agonisingmonths. It is like a herd of sheep without a shepherd. Like Yar’Adua’s case, Suntai’s health condition hasbeen shrouded in secrecy. Just on Wednesday, the state Commissioner for Information, Emmanuel Bello, said the governor’s recovery rate is a “marvellous medical miracle”, noting “a man many said has died is on his way home to his people.” Nice one. But my good friend, Bello, of all people, should know that his story just doesn’t wash. Or has he forgotten that even a ‘healthy’ Yar’Adua was arranged to speak with a BBC reporter? If my memory is not fading, Bello was an Editor with an Abuja-based national daily then. Has he forgotten so soon?

    To the best of my knowledge, Suntai has not communicated with his people neither has he given any policy directives to his aides on governance issues. Okay, we were once treated to a widely circulated photograph with his wife and newly-born twins in a German hospital where he was said to be responding to treatment. That was months back and there had been no concrete developments after that photo shoot. He has since left the German hospital for another round of medical treatment in the United States. Meanwhile, his beloved state continues the rigmarole of a free fall, factionalised right through the middle.

    And as if that was not enough trouble for a state to grapple with, the news media is awash with report that loyalists of the ailing Suntaicould ‘smuggle’ him into the country to frustrate attempts by the stateexecutive to invoke Section 189 of the 1999 Constitution, which empowersit to verify his state of health with a view to determining whether ornot he could still perform his duties. And if it was found out that hecould not discharge those responsibilities due to ill health, he wouldautomatically cease to occupy the office while Umar would step in as substantive governor. Now, this otherwise simple process has beencomplicated by our peculiar style of playing politics.

    As days run into months, it is becoming obvious that a resolution ofthe Taraba leadership conundrum requires deft political manipulations. It is pointlesstrying to stop anyone from attempting to package Suntai back to the TarabaGovernment House even if he happens to be on life support. After all, it would not bethe first time. The late Yar’Adua suffered the same indignity in the nameof preserving his office. Only few family members and close associates could boast of seeing him alive in his last days in Aso Rock. I wouldhave thought these shameful loyalists, if they truly love their master,would have allowed Suntai to attend to his failing health while the statemoves on with Umar in charge. Of course, it may not be what they bargained for but such is the fate that providence has thrust on them.  Or are theyquarrelling with fate?

    Back to Umar, no matter how he tries to extricate his office from theintricate plans to dethrone Suntai, it is clear that his foot soldiers areat work. That is my reading of a statement credited to an amorphous body inAbuja last week—The Taraba Justice Forum—which challenged the ActingGovernor to present an official medical report to justify the long wait for Godot. I believe members of the same group are behind the case filed at the Federal High Court on Wednesday, asking the court to compel the Taraba House of Assembly expedite action on making Umar the substantive governor.Awww! At this level of the nation’s political development, this kind of trickery ought to be dispensed with. The TJF should have evolved better ways of ensuring the emergence of its man as substantive governor instead of toeing a path that is constitutionally unworkable and politically untenable.

    In resolving the imbroglio, the options are very clear. First, Umar has tostop playing the ostrich. It is either he wants to be governor or foreverremain a pretender in that office. Second, he should be man enough to tellthe people of the state the true medical condition of the man he claimed to have seen at a German hospital. He cannot, in one breath, confirm Suntai’s quick recovery and, in another breath, be foraging behind the curtains for the fastest means of assuming the office of his boss! That attitude, it must berecalled, never worked for Jonathan and he had to be helped out of his miserywith the proclamation of the Doctrine of Necessity by the National Assembly. I doubt if the Taraba House of Assembly, even with the removal ofthe pro-Suntai Speaker, Mr. Istifanus Gbana, his deputy, Peter Abel Diahand the majority leader, Mr. Charles Maijankai, has the capacity to invokesuch a law.

    So, what is the best way out of the logjam? It is quite simple. At theheart of the impasse is a permanent interest—the lure for power. Surely,these persons are not eternal enemies. The Suntai camp should accept thereality of the situation—forcing Suntai back to his seat will only worsen hiscondition. It could even lead to dire consequences and they may end up being the ultimate losers. The wisest thing to do is to reach an agreementwith Umar, after which a panel can be set up to determine the governor’sstate of health and whether he still has the ability to carry out thearduous task of governance. If the panel comes out with a negative report,then a gazette should be published by the state government to enable Umartake charge. This is a matter that requires political expediency in which all parties should be winners.

    The endless bickering and countermoves by the various camps have left the state in a quandary. In the last nine months, a sedate Taraba State has become nearly comatose, heavily burdened by the Plastic of Paris that has become its identity. We may not know whether it is on life support or any otherlife-saving gadget. What is clear is that it has overstayed its welcome atthe Intensive Care Unit and its bones are aching. Fortunately, this dyingpatient can still be resuscitated with the application of the rightmedicines. The ailment has been diagnosed. The viruses have beenidentified. Even the cure is available. But the main problem is in theapplication of the right jot of steroid to reignite a spasm of life into this dying specimen. Howmuch long can the patient wait before it starts foaming in the mouth? How much more will the ordinary folks in Taraba wait for their leaders to put thepublic good far and above their personal, egotistical idiosyncrasies? The ball, as they say, is in their court. Let them play it wisely and fairly, too!

  • On the whining plain

    So, with presidential alacrity, some detained Nigerians with strong links to the Boko Haram sect have been set free and handed over to various state chief executives? That is okay. But inasmuch as we cannot question the so-called ‘presidential magnanimity’ in the furious rush to ensure peace in troubled parts of the northern region, I guess we reserve the right to make some observations as regards the freedom granted these suspects, including women and children. We just hope that the authorities are truly convinced of the willingness of these persons to steer clear of suicidal tendencies and live the kind of normal lives which every law abiding citizens crave. Do we take it that the freed suspects now know that their freedom to exhale does not necessarily mean that they must force the rest of us to conform to whatever they believe in? In the simplest of words, do they know that we don’t need to die for them to live? That there is nothing salutary in turning the land into a killing field just because they perceive other Muslims, Christians and people of different shades of religious persuasions as mere unbelievers, worthy only of  being bombed or having their throats slit.

    As a matter of fact, freedom or presidential pardon is one thing, showing remorse is another. Is there any guarantee that these mothers, suspects, wives and children have shown enough remorse for the deadly sins their husbands, nephews, uncles and relatives inflicted on the state? What kind indoctrination or radicalisation did they go through at the Boko Haram camps? And is this presidential pardon well thought out? Or is it just another jerky political gimmick aimed at consolidating towards 2015? Don’t get it twisted. This does not in any way suggest a radical position against playing politics with human face regardless of how scary some smiling faces can be. What should worry us is the hurried nature of the directive and the promptness with which it was carried out.

    Question is: how much of justice is this government willing to sacrifice on the altar of peace? In Martin Luther King’s words, peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice. It is commendable that Jonathan has seriously taken exception to the plight of these persons after the raids on their camps and has swiftly moved to ‘rehabilitate’ them through the state governors. But, while at it, can he also spare a thought for the widows whose husbands were callously slaughtered by members of the sect; children who now have to grapple with the harsh realities of precarious living as their parents had become victims of a mindless carnage by the sect. There are countless widowers whose wives were bombed into layers of shredded meat at worship places and such other persons who have deadly imprimatur of terror etched on their psyche for ever? These persons also need the attention of the state as the quest for lasting peace continues at the war front.

    Knucklehead, still in the whining mood, read somewhere that respected Ijaw chieftain and President Goodluck Jonathan’s unrepentant apologist, Chief Edwin Clark, has posted a ‘No Vacancy’ sign on the gate of Aso Rock. Well, that is also okay too. It is jolly well that the 85-year-old has a good accomplice in another wily old fox and  Chairman of the People’s Democratic Party Board of Trustees, Chief Tony Anenih, who once made such a proclamation some two years into Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo’s first tenure as a democratically-elected president. Now that the two forces have coalesced to work for Madam Patience’ husband, we can only urge them to exercise some patience in ensuring that their ‘son’ continues in that seat after the conduct of a free, fair and credible election in 2015.

    Like the Catholic Bishops put it, those beating the war drums and threatening the final breakup of this fragile nationhood if their kinsman is not foisted on the rest of us for another four years should understand that the only way to avoid a cataclysm of bloodletting is the institution of an electoral process that is free of the shenanigans of the past. For Pa Clark and ex-policeman Anenih, did it not occur to them that the reality of oncoming general elections is indicative of a wide range of vacancies in government houses, including the one presently occupied by Jonathan? What we cannot quarrel with is the right of Jonathan to re-contest, subject to the people’s power. Surely, 2015 cannot be a Jonathan sole candidacy rant, neither is it that of any other candidate. One thing is clear: fragmented, callously raped and thoroughly battered as it is, Nigeria is just too big to be placed under the permutation of cavorting spin doctors. I whine!

    The other day, I stumbled on a news report quoting the spokesman of the Nigeria Police Force, DSP Frank Mba, as saying that “those making inciting statements about 2015 could only be arrested when they had carried out their threats.” The statement, I assume, was meant to hit the final nail on the declaration by the Director of Navy Information, Commodore Kabiru Aliyu, who recently explained away the security forces’ impotence at shutting up those threatening war over a Jonathan presidency thus: “We are in a democracy and so it is not easy to gag members of the public. If we do so, the media and the human rights community will complain about infringing on the fundamental rights of the citizenry. We must not be seen to be gagging members of the public.”

    So, Oga Mba and Aliyu, does it mean that any Nigerian, be it a knucklehead, dunderhead or even a yam head, can say anything for and against the system and walk free on our streets? You know, when these top security chiefs talk glibly about citizens’ rights, democracy and freedom of speech, I can’t help but giggle. Can Mba assure us that nothing, absolutely nothing, would be done to anybody that stands in front of Louis Edet House, shouting “I must bomb this police Headquarters someday. I must set this place ablaze!” Will the heavily armed police personnel ignore his rant and presume that since he had not carried out the threat, he should be allowed to ‘carry go?’ Or would the men of the Navy, SSS, Army, Air Force or even Civil Defence extend the same hand of fellowship to anyone making such potentially combustible comments at their gates in the name of democracy and free speech? Is it just a question of conforming to the ethos of democracy or kowtowing to the whim of those speaking in favour of the real Oga at the top for now? Yet, I whine.

    The Yoruba have a saying that crying is no excuse to claim that one’s vision has been thoroughly impeded (“Bi a ba n sunkun, ko ni k’a ma riran”). Even in this private musing, I can see through their deceit. We know those who can sit atop Mt. Aso Rock and beat the war drums. We know those who have the effrontery to speak proudly about a negotiated presidential pardon as if they were doing the state a huge favour by accepting the gesture. And, like the Catholic Bishops noted, we ought to know when amnesty is being offered to repentant militants and when the state is surreptitiously appeasing criminals and their sponsors. We know when the rules are criminally trampled on to please some sacred fat cows. And we couldn’t have missed the message that there is a limit to this buzz about freedom of speech with the way and manner federal forces have been swooning on one Mr. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi for daring to speak so ‘negatively’ on how the nation is sinking into the valley of a misbegotten governance. Why didn’t they wait for him to declare his intention to run in 2015 before asking that his head be made available on Oga’s menu? Or is the gander no longer qualified to take the sauce meant for the goose?

  • On the whining plain

    So, with presidential alacrity, some detained Nigerians with strong links to the Boko Haram sect have been set free and handed over to various state chief executives? That is okay. But inasmuch as we cannot question the so-called ‘presidential magnanimity’ in the furious rush to ensure peace in troubled parts of the northern region, I guess we reserve the right to make some observations as regards the freedom granted these suspects, including women and children. We just hope that the authorities are truly convinced of the willingness of these persons to steer clear of suicidal tendencies and live the kind of normal lives which every law abiding citizens crave. Do we take it that the freed suspects now know that their freedom to exhale does not necessarily mean that they must force the rest of us to conform to whatever they believe in? In the simplest of words, do they know that we don’t need to die for them to live? That there is nothing salutary in turning the land into a killing field just because they perceive other Muslims, Christians and people of different shades of religious persuasions as mere unbelievers, worthy only of  being bombed or having their throats slit.

    As a matter of fact, freedom or presidential pardon is one thing, showing remorse is another. Is there any guarantee that these mothers, suspects, wives and children have shown enough remorse for the deadly sins their husbands, nephews, uncles and relatives inflicted on the state? What kind indoctrination or radicalisation did they go through at the Boko Haram camps? And is this presidential pardon well thought out? Or is it just another jerky political gimmick aimed at consolidating towards 2015? Don’t get it twisted. This does not in any way suggest a radical position against playing politics with human face regardless of how scary some smiling faces can be. What should worry us is the hurried nature of the directive and the promptness with which it was carried out.

    Question is: how much of justice is this government willing to sacrifice on the altar of peace? In Martin Luther King’s words, peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice. It is commendable that Jonathan has seriously taken exception to the plight of these persons after the raids on their camps and has swiftly moved to ‘rehabilitate’ them through the state governors. But, while at it, can he also spare a thought for the widows whose husbands were callously slaughtered by members of the sect; children who now have to grapple with the harsh realities of precarious living as their parents had become victims of a mindless carnage by the sect. There are countless widowers whose wives were bombed into layers of shredded meat at worship places and such other persons who have deadly imprimatur of terror etched on their psyche for ever? These persons also need the attention of the state as the quest for lasting peace continues at the war front.

    Knucklehead, still in the whining mood, read somewhere that respected Ijaw chieftain and President Goodluck Jonathan’s unrepentant apologist, Chief Edwin Clark, has posted a ‘No Vacancy’ sign on the gate of Aso Rock. Well, that is also okay too. It is jolly well that the 85-year-old has a good accomplice in another wily old fox and  Chairman of the People’s Democratic Party Board of Trustees, Chief Tony Anenih, who once made such a proclamation some two years into Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo’s first tenure as a democratically-elected president. Now that the two forces have coalesced to work for Madam Patience’ husband, we can only urge them to exercise some patience in ensuring that their ‘son’ continues in that seat after the conduct of a free, fair and credible election in 2015.

    Like the Catholic Bishops put it, those beating the war drums and threatening the final breakup of this fragile nationhood if their kinsman is not foisted on the rest of us for another four years should understand that the only way to avoid a cataclysm of bloodletting is the institution of an electoral process that is free of the shenanigans of the past. For Pa Clark and ex-policeman Anenih, did it not occur to them that the reality of oncoming general elections is indicative of a wide range of vacancies in government houses, including the one presently occupied by Jonathan? What we cannot quarrel with is the right of Jonathan to re-contest, subject to the people’s power. Surely, 2015 cannot be a Jonathan sole candidacy rant, neither is it that of any other candidate. One thing is clear: fragmented, callously raped and thoroughly battered as it is, Nigeria is just too big to be placed under the permutation of cavorting spin doctors. I whine!

    The other day, I stumbled on a news report quoting the spokesman of the Nigeria Police Force, DSP Frank Mba, as saying that “those making inciting statements about 2015 could only be arrested when they had carried out their threats.” The statement, I assume, was meant to hit the final nail on the declaration by the Director of Navy Information, Commodore Kabiru Aliyu, who recently explained away the security forces’ impotence at shutting up those threatening war over a Jonathan presidency thus: “We are in a democracy and so it is not easy to gag members of the public. If we do so, the media and the human rights community will complain about infringing on the fundamental rights of the citizenry. We must not be seen to be gagging members of the public.”

    So, Oga Mba and Aliyu, does it mean that any Nigerian, be it a knucklehead, dunderhead or even a yam head, can say anything for and against the system and walk free on our streets? You know, when these top security chiefs talk glibly about citizens’ rights, democracy and freedom of speech, I can’t help but giggle. Can Mba assure us that nothing, absolutely nothing, would be done to anybody that stands in front of Louis Edet House, shouting “I must bomb this police Headquarters someday. I must set this place ablaze!” Will the heavily armed police personnel ignore his rant and presume that since he had not carried out the threat, he should be allowed to ‘carry go?’ Or would the men of the Navy, SSS, Army, Air Force or even Civil Defence extend the same hand of fellowship to anyone making such potentially combustible comments at their gates in the name of democracy and free speech? Is it just a question of conforming to the ethos of democracy or kowtowing to the whim of those speaking in favour of the real Oga at the top for now? Yet, I whine.

    The Yoruba have a saying that crying is no excuse to claim that one’s vision has been thoroughly impeded (“Bi a ba n sunkun, ko ni k’a ma riran”). Even in this private musing, I can see through their deceit. We know those who can sit atop Mt. Aso Rock and beat the war drums. We know those who have the effrontery to speak proudly about a negotiated presidential pardon as if they were doing the state a huge favour by accepting the gesture. And, like the Catholic Bishops noted, we ought to know when amnesty is being offered to repentant militants and when the state is surreptitiously appeasing criminals and their sponsors. We know when the rules are criminally trampled on to please some sacred fat cows. And we couldn’t have missed the message that there is a limit to this buzz about freedom of speech with the way and manner federal forces have been swooning on one Mr. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi for daring to speak so ‘negatively’ on how the nation is sinking into the valley of a misbegotten governance. Why didn’t they wait for him to declare his intention to run in 2015 before asking that his head be made available on Oga’s menu? Or is the gander no longer qualified to take the sauce meant for the goose?

  • If not Jonathan, then who?

    If not Jonathan, then who?

    Some have labelled him a bread-and-butter rebel with a cause. Some say he is just a smart man who knows how best to feather his nest. Others call him an ethnic irredentist who has perfected the art of empty blabbering. But I believe Alhaji Mujahid Asari-Dokubo is too big to be crated into someone’s warped descriptive nuances. In our quick rush to hang him in the sun to dry for daring to insist that President Goodluck Jonathan must remain Nigeria’s leader post 2015, we tend to forget that this true son of Niger Delta was speaking under the influence of a spirited dose of presidential amnesty. And instead of showing him some respect for accepting the Federal Government’s plea to distance his crew from violence and oil bunkering by voluntarily abdicating his kingdom in the creeks, we are busy nudging the police to arrest him for threatening a spiral of violence should Jonathan be eased off a seat which should be his for eight years! Why should we?

    And, in its usual atavistic way of looking at issues of national importance, the House of Representatives has compounded the problem by erroneously concluding that Asari-Dokubo’s patriotic rant of ‘it’s either Jonathan or no one else’ is “capable of creating disunity and disaffection among the good people of Nigeria.” As for the lawmaker who raised the issue on the floor of the House as a matter of urgent national discourse, Ali Sani Madaki (Kano), I doubt if he read through the reasons adduced for a continuation of the Jonathan presidency before crying blue murder. If he had taken out time to dissect Asari-Dokubo’s unimpeachable logic, he would by now be pushing for the conferment of the highest honours in the land not only on the former ex-militant but also on other well-meaning Nigerians who daily canvas for the extension of the fresh breath of air we currently enjoy.

    Like they say in my profession, facts are sacred and comments are free. Luckily for us, neither Asari-Dokubo nor the Chairman of the Presidential Amnesty Committee, Hon. Kingsley Kuku, can be accused of not dwelling on the facts on the table before declaring a no vacancy in Aso Rock until 2019. So, what are these facts? I’ll simplify them. First, that Jonathan is constitutionally guaranteed two terms of four-year tenure. Second, that he is from the Niger Delta, which produces Nigeria’s main revenue—oil. Third, that, with amnesty, the restiveness in the Niger Delta has abated with huge impact on crude exploration. And, most importantly, there is a sense in the insistence by the ex-warlord that “monkey no fine, but him mama like am”. Call it an apt description of the basest form of political skulduggery, it really doesn’t matter for as long this kinsman to many ‘generals’ is on the throne. He is simply the best!

    Besides, these guys are not asking for too much. They are, in my humble opinion, appealing to our sense of equity, justice and fairness. They say since we have voted massively for Jonathan to be in government, we should have the presence of mind to allow him to be in power for just another four years.  After all , didn’t we allow Obasanjo his eight years of deferred dreams? Would we not have tolerated an Umaru Musa Yar’Adua for eight years if he had not died in office? Would it have mattered if the country had been divided down the middle? So, why should anyone deny Jonathan the right to live in Aso Rock just because some debased minds are killing and maiming

    in some parts of the country? Would it not be better to live with the activities of these insurgents than allow the kind of ‘war’ being threatened by Asari-Dokubo and the likes?

    In any case, it is not as if those cavorting for a Jonathan presidency beyond 2015 are solely doing so on the basis of where he comes from. No. They are equally posturing with his unprecedented achievements in the last two years. They said he has been working silently to transform all sectors of the economy even if majority of us have opted to close our eyes to those things. Well, as they say, that one ‘na your toro!’ As far as Asari-Dokubo is concerned, that can only be the jabbering of “greedy politicians.” The common Nigerian from Otuoke in Bayelsa to Baga in Borno knows that a working machine has taken over Aso Rock and he is breaking new horizons in classical over-achievement.

    Listen to Asari-Dokubo: “The (Nigerian) story has changed. I made five hours from Benin to Lagos by road (by the way, it used to be three hours when I did my youth service corps in that ancient town in 1990). Electricity supply is relatively constant now than what it was before Jonathan came in as President. The Abuja-Lokoja Road that was neglected is almost completed and several other roads across the country. People have started using the rail system again. This shows that Jonathan is silently moving the country at the direction to satisfy these people, while we from the Niger Delta are not being satisfied. Before now, we have had university lecturers going on strike for over six months, people go to universities to study courses of four or five years, but end up staying five and six years because the lecturers were always going on strike, but that is not the case as at today because the government is handling the issue. Even at that, this is the most maligned government because some people think, and they have been made to believe that they are born to rule, and so many people who are very timid to challenge them have accepted it.”

    And did he have to say about the call for his arrest? He fired: “I am saying it bold and clear without mincing words, that the consequences of my arrest, Nigeria will be history.

    The last time Obasanjo arrested me, my arrest reduced Nigeria oil production to 700,000 barrels per day. This time, it will reduce it to zero barrel and we will match violence by violence, intrigues by intrigues. We are ready for them.

    Goodluck Jonathan will complete his tenure of two terms whether they like it or not; for us, they don’t even exist because we pay them; he who pays the piper decides the tune.

    And then…Kingsley Kuku: “People have created negative tendencies just to create the belief that President Jonathan cannot govern Nigeria. I did not say that Jonathan should be elected, by hook or crook, as President in 2015 otherwise there will be violence in the Niger Delta. I said for the peace process not to degenerate and collapse, President Jonathan should be allowed to implement the amnesty package. Nigeria will never be ungovernable. Nigeria will be governable under President Jonathan and he is already stemming the tide of restiveness.” Awww!

    How more logical can anyone be on this matter? Those who say the Jonathan train should be stopped because Nigeria is tottering on the brink of anarchy miss the point. It is not really important whether he has the capacity to rein in the terror that has assailed the nation. It matters not whether he is slow and sadly effete at tackling the ills that continue to plague the society. This debate is not about how guns echo sorrowful lullabies and ignite teardrops in our homes. It is about the politics of leadership in a nation that is forever perched on a plateau of non-populist leaders’ delusion of grandeur. It is not even about war and peace. Instead, it is about something more pedestrian than the lure of the stomach which has propelled many to think through their buttocks—what the National Auditor of the Peoples Democratic Party, Mr. Adewole Adeyanju, tagged “turn by turn Nigeria Limited.”

    Being a man of figures, Adeyanju simplified all the fiery ranting of Asari-Dokubo thus: “PDP has leaders and we know them. Today, our leader is the President and Commander of the Armed Forces, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonatha n. This man is from the South-South. The best thing to do for Nigeria to sustain peace is to make Nigeria turn by turn Nigeria Limited. That’s why we can talk two terms. South-South is there now and we should just allow them to do two terms and that is how Nigeria can survive.”

    And so, neither cluelessness nor outright incompetence can stop the moving train in this asphyxiating environment of government by the whim! If not Jonathan, who else can help sustain this uncommon transformation – the motions without movement in our land and the unequalled peace of the graveyard that now pervade the land? Who else but Jonathan?

  • If not Jonathan, then who?

    If not Jonathan, then who?

    Some have labelled him a bread-and-butter rebel with a cause. Some say he is just a smart man who knows how best to feather his nest. Others call him an ethnic irredentist who has perfected the art of empty blabbering. But I believe Alhaji Mujahid Asari-Dokubo is too big to be crated into someone’s warped descriptive nuances. In our quick rush to hang him in the sun to dry for daring to insist that President Goodluck Jonathan must remain Nigeria’s leader post 2015, we tend to forget that this true son of Niger Delta was speaking under the influence of a spirited dose of presidential amnesty. And instead of showing him some respect for accepting the Federal Government’s plea to distance his crew from violence and oil bunkering by voluntarily abdicating his kingdom in the creeks, we are busy nudging the police to arrest him for threatening a spiral of violence should Jonathan be eased off a seat which should be his for eight years! Why should we?

    And, in its usual atavistic way of looking at issues of national importance, the House of Representatives has compounded the problem by erroneously concluding that Asari-Dokubo’s patriotic rant of ‘it’s either Jonathan or no one else’ is “capable of creating disunity and disaffection among the good people of Nigeria.” As for the lawmaker who raised the issue on the floor of the House as a matter of urgent national discourse, Ali Sani Madaki (Kano), I doubt if he read through the reasons adduced for a continuation of the Jonathan presidency before crying blue murder. If he had taken out time to dissect Asari-Dokubo’s unimpeachable logic, he would by now be pushing for the conferment of the highest honours in the land not only on the former ex-militant but also on other well-meaning Nigerians who daily canvas for the extension of the fresh breath of air we currently enjoy.

    Like they say in my profession, facts are sacred and comments are free. Luckily for us, neither Asari-Dokubo nor the Chairman of the Presidential Amnesty Committee, Hon. Kingsley Kuku, can be accused of not dwelling on the facts on the table before declaring a no vacancy in Aso Rock until 2019. So, what are these facts? I’ll simplify them. First, that Jonathan is constitutionally guaranteed two terms of four-year tenure. Second, that he is from the Niger Delta, which produces Nigeria’s main revenue—oil. Third, that, with amnesty, the restiveness in the Niger Delta has abated with huge impact on crude exploration. And, most importantly, there is a sense in the insistence by the ex-warlord that “monkey no fine, but him mama like am”. Call it an apt description of the basest form of political skulduggery, it really doesn’t matter for as long this kinsman to many ‘generals’ is on the throne. He is simply the best!

    Besides, these guys are not asking for too much. They are, in my humble opinion, appealing to our sense of equity, justice and fairness. They say since we have voted massively for Jonathan to be in government, we should have the presence of mind to allow him to be in power for just another four years.  After all , didn’t we allow Obasanjo his eight years of deferred dreams? Would we not have tolerated an Umaru Musa Yar’Adua for eight years if he had not died in office? Would it have mattered if the country had been divided down the middle? So, why should anyone deny Jonathan the right to live in Aso Rock just because some debased minds are killing and maiming

    in some parts of the country? Would it not be better to live with the activities of these insurgents than allow the kind of ‘war’ being threatened by Asari-Dokubo and the likes?

    In any case, it is not as if those cavorting for a Jonathan presidency beyond 2015 are solely doing so on the basis of where he comes from. No. They are equally posturing with his unprecedented achievements in the last two years. They said he has been working silently to transform all sectors of the economy even if majority of us have opted to close our eyes to those things. Well, as they say, that one ‘na your toro!’ As far as Asari-Dokubo is concerned, that can only be the jabbering of “greedy politicians.” The common Nigerian from Otuoke in Bayelsa to Baga in Borno knows that a working machine has taken over Aso Rock and he is breaking new horizons in classical over-achievement.

    Listen to Asari-Dokubo: “The (Nigerian) story has changed. I made five hours from Benin to Lagos by road (by the way, it used to be three hours when I did my youth service corps in that ancient town in 1990). Electricity supply is relatively constant now than what it was before Jonathan came in as President. The Abuja-Lokoja Road that was neglected is almost completed and several other roads across the country. People have started using the rail system again. This shows that Jonathan is silently moving the country at the direction to satisfy these people, while we from the Niger Delta are not being satisfied. Before now, we have had university lecturers going on strike for over six months, people go to universities to study courses of four or five years, but end up staying five and six years because the lecturers were always going on strike, but that is not the case as at today because the government is handling the issue. Even at that, this is the most maligned government because some people think, and they have been made to believe that they are born to rule, and so many people who are very timid to challenge them have accepted it.”

    And did he have to say about the call for his arrest? He fired: “I am saying it bold and clear without mincing words, that the consequences of my arrest, Nigeria will be history.

    The last time Obasanjo arrested me, my arrest reduced Nigeria oil production to 700,000 barrels per day. This time, it will reduce it to zero barrel and we will match violence by violence, intrigues by intrigues. We are ready for them.

    Goodluck Jonathan will complete his tenure of two terms whether they like it or not; for us, they don’t even exist because we pay them; he who pays the piper decides the tune.

    And then…Kingsley Kuku: “People have created negative tendencies just to create the belief that President Jonathan cannot govern Nigeria. I did not say that Jonathan should be elected, by hook or crook, as President in 2015 otherwise there will be violence in the Niger Delta. I said for the peace process not to degenerate and collapse, President Jonathan should be allowed to implement the amnesty package. Nigeria will never be ungovernable. Nigeria will be governable under President Jonathan and he is already stemming the tide of restiveness.” Awww!

    How more logical can anyone be on this matter? Those who say the Jonathan train should be stopped because Nigeria is tottering on the brink of anarchy miss the point. It is not really important whether he has the capacity to rein in the terror that has assailed the nation. It matters not whether he is slow and sadly effete at tackling the ills that continue to plague the society. This debate is not about how guns echo sorrowful lullabies and ignite teardrops in our homes. It is about the politics of leadership in a nation that is forever perched on a plateau of non-populist leaders’ delusion of grandeur. It is not even about war and peace. Instead, it is about something more pedestrian than the lure of the stomach which has propelled many to think through their buttocks—what the National Auditor of the Peoples Democratic Party, Mr. Adewole Adeyanju, tagged “turn by turn Nigeria Limited.”

    Being a man of figures, Adeyanju simplified all the fiery ranting of Asari-Dokubo thus: “PDP has leaders and we know them. Today, our leader is the President and Commander of the Armed Forces, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonatha n. This man is from the South-South. The best thing to do for Nigeria to sustain peace is to make Nigeria turn by turn Nigeria Limited. That’s why we can talk two terms. South-South is there now and we should just allow them to do two terms and that is how Nigeria can survive.”

    And so, neither cluelessness nor outright incompetence can stop the moving train in this asphyxiating environment of government by the whim! If not Jonathan, who else can help sustain this uncommon transformation – the motions without movement in our land and the unequalled peace of the graveyard that now pervade the land? Who else but Jonathan?

  • Jonathan, Amaechi and wanton pettiness

    Jonathan, Amaechi and wanton pettiness

    Some four months into his first (or is it second?) tenure as elected President of Nigeria, Otuoke-born Goodluck Ebele Jonathan gave the nation what could easily pass as the most quoted ironical statement by any Nigerian leader, dead or alive. Compelled by the rash of criticisms against what was perceived then to be a kick-and-follow leadership style with its crying imprimatur of rudderlessness, a howling Jonathan had fired a riposte: “Some Nigerians still want the President of this country to be a lion or a tiger, somebody that has that kind of strength and force and agility to make things happen the way they think. Some others will want the President to operate like an army general, like my Chief of Army Staff commanding his troops. Incidentally, I am not a lion; I am not also a general. Somebody will want the President to operate like the kings of Syria, Babylon, Egypt, the Pharaoh, all – powerful people that you read about in the Bible. They want the president to operate that way, the characters of the Goliath. Unfortunately, I am not one of those. But God knows why I am here, even though I don’t have any of those attributes, or these kinds of characters I have used as an example.”

    I recollect vividly that one of my Ogas at the top here, Sam Omatseye, had warned of the dire implication of having at the helm of our tottering democracy, a leader who is still trying to define his place in power. A leader that is neither ruthless nor meek. Here is the one that flounders as the nation’s woes pounds harder; the one that is called clueless but continues to bumble through the tidal waves with ruthless confidence. In the long run, Omatseye noted, such leaders’ ferociousness and cold-bloodedness are better imagined than experienced. All we asked for was a principle directive by which he plans to govern us for four years. What we got was a long-winding response from a man who was clearly on a self-discovery mission—the powerlessness of power. The biblical David is well known to us. But who is this Jonathan that is neither a lion king nor a Goliath? He is not a Pharaoh of old neither is he a modern-day Commander-in-Chief! Should we believe him when he says all he needs to transform Nigeria are our prayers and God’s soothing balm?

    Surely, we couldn’t have voted for a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Or did we? On that saddle of leadership is a man who lives according to the dictates of his party’s manifesto and rules of engagement. That explains his principled stance on rotational Presidency when he feigned ignorance of any gentleman’s agreement reached with the North that power must reside within the geo- political divide when President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua died on the throne. As a sitting President and leader of the party, he could have invoked the powers of his office to circumvent the unwritten agreement. That is what anyone desperate for power would have done. But, Jonathan never did that. He was too refined, too gentlemanly to give a thought to the sheer wiles of despots. In fact, it was on the basis of his democratic commitments that he was dashed the presidential ticket. He never struggled for it because the party apparatchiks appreciated his meekness, his candour and his simplicity. After all, he was once like the rest of us before God blessed him with shoes to slap the village roads!

    As a matter of fact, those who craved a ruthless, decisive and all-commanding leader simply because of the general anarchy in the land miss the point. If Jonathan had been that which some persons wanted him to be, he would not have looked the other way when a certain Timipre Sylva held sway in Bayelsa State. But being meek and quiet as a dove, he completely turned a blind eye to the drama as the ‘people’ voted Sylva out of office and installed Seriake Dickson. Even when Sylva hollered that he was the crooked hand behind the dirty political game that pushed off the Governor’s seat, Jonathan was as cold as cucumber. He said he was too busy at the national level to get involved in local politics. Any wonder Dickson has proved to be his own man in the few months he has spent in Bayelsa State Government House?

    If Jonathan had heeded our call to be a Pharaoh-King, Goliath-like or a roaring lion, Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State would not have had the latitude to exercise his democratic right of free speech against the system the way he has been doing in the last few months. It takes a meek and understanding President to ignore Amaechi’s sacrilegious affront to the Office of the First Lady on the pretext that he wanted to bring development closer to the people. Or is it too much too much if a state chief executive keeps his mouth shut when the wife of the President sneezes? Yet, Jonathan ignored the indiscretion. Today, as Amaechi confronts the greatest political battle of his life from within and without, it is to the President’s credit that he has refused to be dragged into the fight. He has turned deaf ears to the usual beer parlour rumour that he is sworn to ensure that the Rivers Governor never gets re-elected as Chairman of the Governors’ Forum; that he set up the PDP Governors’ Forum to whittle Amaechi’s growing influence; that there was more to the grounding of the Governor’s official jet than the issue of licence and ownership; or that the sudden removal of the state’s party executives and the swearing in of a faction loyal to a minister in his cabinet has the full backing of a roaring President! How dare ascribe such pettiness to a man who has so much on his hands to the extent that he has found it extremely difficult to talk about his political ambition in 2015? Why should he waste his time on a lightweight governor from his backyard when he needs all the energy he can muster to tackle the activities of insurgents and the danger to our socio-economic well -being?

    My take on this is simple: this President will not succumb to any blackmail or intimidation that will transform him into what he is not. It is too late in the day for the snail to change its form or for Mr. President to turn into a ruthless, enemy-hounding, fire-spitting leader. He is not petty and he will, therefore, not be dragged into a simple matter of a state chief executive who is going through normal patchy times. And for those who insist he is simply hiding behind the mirror to unleash deadly punches on perceived enemies, here is the simple answer of a meek President: “You know, these days, for you to be an intellectual and for people to listen to you, you have to abuse government.” Interpretation? They are at liberty to run their watery mouths anyhow! Is there really any need for a Tiger to proclaim its tigritude? Shouldn’t action speak louder than words? Stop the presidential abuse now! Or else…ask Amaechi or Sylva!