Category: Hearts

  • Showing respect

    1. Behave like a gentleman. Kiss her at the door and hug if possible.

    Some of these behaviors might be labeled “old fashioned” or even be frowned on in the workplace, but if your woman feels comfortable with it, engage in some extra courtesies to make things a little easier and more comfortable for her.

    2. Be polite. Women like to hear “please” and “thank you.” Even if you’ve been dating a while or married a long time, don’t throw manners out the window. Show her the same thoughtfulness you’d show anyone else. Avoid using profanity. Never use profanity or offensive slang to refer to your woman, even if you’re just kidding. If you hold her in high regard, be sure your language reflects that.

    3. Don’t change or break plans. If it’s an emergency or the change is completely unavoidable, of course you can break a date, but be sure to give as much advance notice as possible and offer a very good explanation and an apology.

    4. Be on time. If you’re running late, call as soon as you can to let her know. Everyone’s time is valuable, and being somewhere when you say you will is just common courtesy. Resist the impulse to put off calling because you fear your woman will be angry. She might be, but chances are she’ll be even angrier if you’re not in touch.

    5. Treat her family well. Even if she says that she’s not close with her family, always be respectful toward them and avoid criticizing them. Family bonds can be strong, and parents and siblings can influence a woman’s decision to date or dump a guy.

    If a woman has children, be friendly toward them and do your best to get to know them. Women are quick to say good-bye to men who do not treat their children with kindness. Don’t ever overstep your bounds and try to parent or discipline her kids; leave that to the woman in your life.

    6. Avoid jealousy. Being jealous of male friends, co-workers and exes without good reason tells a woman that you consider her to be deceitful and of low moral character. Not a message you want to send to someone you care for.

    7. Help around the house. If you two live together, pitch in on chores. Both of you are responsible for the housework. Don’t expect her to constantly pick up after you. One of the surest ways to a woman’s heart is with a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a box of laundry detergent in the other.

  • She is 18 years old with no O’level so I don’t know why marriage is her priority

    I am a guy of 23 years old and in my third year in the university. My girl of 18 years old jilted me. I called her on the phone to confirm from her if she would still make it on a date that I fixed with her, but to my surprise, she told me that her husband’s people will be coming to their family house to ask for her hand in marriage. I was flabbergasted because she didn’t even give me the sign of her marriage the last time I met her, the worst is that she has changed her line. I only contact her with her sister’s number. She promised me that she will see me on 27th of last month, but she didn’t keep her promise.

    She is 18 years old with no O’level so I don’t know why marriage is her priority. I’m Gaza by name.

    Dear Gaza, why is her life your own priority? I don’t seem to get why the fact that she’s getting married is bothering you. If she were to be available for you to play with and dump later, I’m sure you wouldn’t be bothered. Her parents are involved in her marriage plans and to me that is fine. At 18, she’s ripe enough for marriage. She can go back to school and get her degree and doctorate at the appropriate time in her husband’s house. If you wanted to marry her, I’m sure she wouldn’t have slipped by your hands. I support young girls getting married and going to school from their husbands’ houses. I’m tired of seeing the troubles old maidens go through in the name of getting Mr. Right.

  • My hubby has not slept with me for almost 4 years

    I just read your column now. Please what do I do to slim down a little, especially my tummy? My hubby has not slept with me for almost 4 years and I have a 4 year old son for him, please what can I do? I’d love to get your reply please.

    This is a serious problem. If my husband failed to touch me for four weeks without any of us being away on a journey, I’ll or on a spiritual exercise, I’d call him to a roundtable and discuss this. Have you done that? Four years? You must be kidding. But in case this is true, there are possible reasons why men do not want sex. Yes, women can go for months or years in sexless marriages but it is not normal. So, let’s take a look at some of the reasons:

    He is depressed: When a man gets depressed he may not feel like he wants to have sex: This can happen to a man, especially if they have lost their job or are going through financial difficulties, this can lower their libido. Many times a man’s ego is tied into his career. He may be feeling down because he feels he can no longer provide for his family, or is somehow less of a man.

    There is also clinical depression and if a husband is taking medication some drugs will decrease a man’s desire for sex. The other side effect is not being able to release during sex. When this happens it can cause him to develop performance anxiety. There are certainly side effects listed on many anti-depressant medications stating that it can lower libido and make it more difficult to ejaculate. Since men have their genitals front and center not being able to perform or having control over their penis can create anxiety, not wanting to let down their spouse sexuality. Some women are not sensitive to this and take it personally as though their husbands are no attracted to them…

    He is no longer attracted to his wife: You claim to have a big tummy.

    Get into a gym now or let me deal with that next week on this column about how to lose tummy fat. There are some men whose wives gain and they go off sex because of that. I remember one of my male friends refusing to touch his wife for years because according to him, ‘he can’t climb a mountain’. Men are much more visual than women when it comes to sex. A woman not taking care of herself and gaining weight may subconsciously tell her husband that she no longer cares enough about him to look good for her man. Even if a woman puts on a few pounds it is the way that she takes care of herself that matters, still taking the time to put on make-up or dress up for him on occasion. Some women after having children just let themselves go, not taking the time to look nice for their husbands or even for themselves. Feeling sexy or good about oneself is an important part of sexuality and radiating that to your partner will make him feel more attracted to her. A marriage is about two people working together and helping each other out to stay fit and healthy. If a wife does have a weight problem then her husband should try and help to motivate her to lose the weight instead of possibly punishing her by not having sex with her anymore, this in fact will only aggravate the situation even more. Couples who encourage each other positively when coming to weight gain issues or appearance have a much better sex life when done in a positive way.

    He may be having an affair: If a husband suddenly does not want to have sex with his wife and she suspects that he may be cheating on her then he probably is. A woman’s intuition is always her best friend.

    Some men are able to cheat and then come home to their wife and continue to have sex with her. As a man gets older, his sex drive may not be what it used to be, so he will not want sex as much. He may want to save having sex for his lover instead of his wife. Cheating can be a result of many issues that get unresolved in a couple’s marriage. Men cheat for different reasons, but one of the most common reasons is to feel masculine again, to have a woman make him feel good about himself.

     

  • My parents leave sex smell everywhere

    I know you will say is it too late in the night to text you, but please I need your help. Whenever my parents finish having sex everywhere begins smelling, not heat because there is always light. I am SP by name.

    Dear SP, the first thing you must realize is that you came into being through sex. For your parents to continue to build a happy home for themselves and the children involved, they must continue to have sex.

    What they do in the bedroom is their business and there’s no how you can come in. Yes, it may be very annoying if they leave annoying smell behind. Sex shouldn’t come with horrible smell anyway, except the people involved are not hygienic enough. The smell of un-deodorized armpits and dirty body can give off a foul smell after sex, and that can be ugly. You can introduce both your parents to deodorant or talc powder to use every day. Simple lessons in hygiene gently delivered to them will help take care of this smell problem.

  • I don’t have resources for marriage, but I can well handle a sexual relationship

    Mum, please I will ever live to love, support you, and assist advertise your impact on humanity; kindly help me this first time.

    Simply, I’m a grown up young man, and for now, I don’t have resources for marriage, but I can well handle a sexual relationship. But as a result of my background from childhood, I can’t talk to and convince an opposite sex for this; kindly use your position, influence and impact to approach, talk to and convince a nice lady for me or rather give a genuine connection either by sending phone number to her or show my number to whoever.

    I don’t have much to say than to ask you to wait until you have money for marriage before you start looking for sex. So, you want to sleep with people’s children, knowing fully well that you don’t have money now to marry them. You’re looking for poor girls who would donate their bodies to satisfy your fantasies. To make it worse, you’re looking for such girls through me! You try! Most good girls want marriage the moment they go into a relationship; not sex. go and convince those who will listen to you with your own mouth. Count me out of it.

  • Make a joyful sound in the bedroom

    It has come to my notice that so many of these women who cheer pastors up in their churches or make the most noise at A-Sallat programmes are deaf and dumb in the bedroom. Common, listen to me, there are so many things your religious leaders won’t tell you, which I’m giving to you

    free of charge on this page. If you like, pray to God to help you change that man so that he won’t look at other woman outside, if you’re not playing your part, his eyes and body will be forever for the woman that gives him what you can’t give him. He’s playing his roles in the house as a good husband, so play yours and give him warmth the way he wants it.

    I have committed so many years into counseling youths and making sure that they get the right lessons about life and the opportunities they have. For the sake of youths, I avoided talking openly about marital sex on my page.

    Now is the time to help couples give to themselves the best of time in and out of the bedroom and make room for a very happy home.

    So tell me, why would your husband touch you and you cringe? Why wouldn’t you express yourself in the bedroom and make him feel like a hero. Common, even if you were a virgin when he married you, the moment you had your first sex is the moment of opening up and asking for more.

    I must have listened to more than a hundred men in the last two weeks who are just putting up with their wives for the sake of the children.

    Some of these men are having their fill outside.

    Take a look at the mail I got from a fan for instance:

    “Good day ma. I read about a man whose girlfriend is demanding for sex too much. I’m a married man and I would prefer that my wife makes advances to me, but this she never does. Instead, she does what I hate during sex – she refuses me to kiss, romance or touch her breasts and worst still, there is no joy on her face during sexual acts. We have been married for years and this marriage is boring. I expect my mate to present her body joyfully before and during sex.” – Christian.

    If your man can’t touch your boobs (even if they have sagged), he cannot kiss you and no romance at all, tell me why he won’t go and look for a woman who would give him all these and more and even add love to it – a woman who would make a joyful sound to him for doing a good job.

    So, why should girls/women moan during sex?

    Alice (www.goaskalice.columbia.edu) says , “Oh, oh, yeah! Moaning is a way for people to communicate or express excitement and pleasure. Some women and men moan as a signal to let their partner know that the sensation feels good. Others utter sounds and let their bodies move freely as they “lose control” and allow themselves to be part of the sexual and satisfying experience.

    Movies, television, and music present us with idealized sex scenes or lyrics of people moaning and panting at the height of passion. In reality, while some people are vocal and may moan and groan until the sun comes up, some folks may muffle any sounds with a pillow, while others do not make a single peep. Some express themselves by twitching or moving their bodies rhythmically as a response to sexual pleasure.

    Moaning doesn’t only happen during sex. Some people make small sounds while kissing, giving or receiving a massage, or snuggling. Others don’t have to be sexually excited to make a sound. While humans don’t typically purr, some people may make a soft moaning sound when their hair or head is stroked — just like a cat might if it were being petted. There are also times when someone might be eating something really fantastic and a light “mmm…” escapes his or her lips. This sound can be used to express the way s/he’s feeling as s/he is savoring the taste.

     

     

     

    You may or may not want to expand your moaning repertoire. However, if you’re a screamer, you might want to be considerate of your neighbors and think about turning it down a notch. For more insight into moaning, read The Woman Who Loved To Make Vaginas Happy in The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler, or see the play, possibly playing at a theatre near you”.

    See what guys have to say about moaning

    Kind of important makes me feel like I’m doing something. All I need is a little moan nothing major. When they are screaming it gets annoying but no sound would be bad, I would have to stop because I would just feel she was not into it. – Dr. Authur.

    All moans are good. But it’s not important but it does intensify the sex. I mean when girls moan it just makes the guy feel he’s doing such an amazing job and usually he’ll do even better to get you to moan louder. It also turns on a guy more too. So it just makes it feel better. – Matthew.

    Pretty damn important. Means we are doing something right. Don’t fake it though… that’s just lame.- Alh. Gazali.

    If you’re faking it then don’t bother. A real man wants to know that his woman is truly, honestly getting off on whatever they are doing.

    Moaning, screaming and begging for more or for him to do it harder or deeper is great. A real man doesn’t want to think that he has his dick stuck into a piece of liver or that he’s doing a mattress so the more enthusiasm the better for a real man. Telling him that you are coming and begging him not to stop is powerful to the man too. – Mr. Oseni.

  • Crime of passion (1)

    As I write this, I’m behind bars in a sordid prison somewhere in the country. I had to beg one of the wardens for some paper and biro to enable me write my tale.

    What is my purpose? To let the world know why I did what I did to Jake. Those who knew us and our relationship, our friendship that dated back to our campus days, had been shocked when they heard what had happened between us.

    That with my own hand, I had killed my best friend, my confidante and the only person apart from my mother that I trusted most in the world. Well, my wife used to be on that list. But not anymore. You will know the reason as my story unfolds.

    They say opposites attract. This was quite true in my relationship with Jake. Both physically and personality wise, we were very different. Jake was tall, slim built with good looks that could pass for those of a movie star. He also had a vibrant, outgoing personality. I, on the other hand was the quiet type who did not mix much and preferred studying to going out to parties. Despite these differences, Jake and I hit it off as soon as we met. This was how it happened. It was my second year in school and I was having problems securing accommodation. Then, a friend told me about a student who was looking for flat mates to share the apartment his family had rented for him off campus.

    I contacted him a few days later and luckily he agreed to give me one of the rooms at a reasonable amount. It was a three bedroom flat a short distance from campus. Shortly after I moved in, another student George joined us. That was how Jake and I became friends. We lived together for the rest of our stay in school in that flat and with time, we became very close. Though quite intelligent, Jake was not the studious type. Infact, he hardly bothered with classes, assignments and tests like I did. He often used to tease me about my serious attitude.

    “Guy, you are a real effico; too serious with your books. You should take it easy, sometimes. Learn to relax,” he told me one evening as I sat in my room reading for a test I had the next day.

    I looked up at him. He was dressed to go out in a nice T shirt and a pair of designer jeans. He looked great and I complimented him.

    “Thanks. I have a new ‘catch’ I’m taking out tonight,” he stated with a smirk, adjusting the collar of his top in the small mirror on the wall in my room.

    “What about Trish?” I asked. She was his girlfriend of about six months and I thought he loved her.

    Jake shrugged.

    “She’s out of town. Besides, she’s becoming too possessive. I need a break,” he noted. Knowing him so well, it was Jake’s way of saying he was tired of a relationship. That was another point of difference between us. His attitude to girls. “Love them and leave them,” he often said, with that mischievous grin of his.

    I didn’t share his views and I made that clear.

    “I don’t think its fair on the girls. I have sisters too and I won’t want any guy to mess up with them,” I told him. Yet, despite the way he treated them, girls still flocked around him like moths to a flame.

    “Well, is it my fault if the girls can’t resist me? I be fine boy now!” he would say, grinning broadly.

    “Why don’t you leave those books and come with us tonight? Catch some fun, you know,” he now said, as he made for the door.

    I shook my head.

    “I need to study for the test tomorrow. You know how tough that lecturer’s questions can be,” I stated, turning to resume reading.

    “Alright. See you later then,” he stated as he left.

    ‘You are lucky. You have rich parents so you can afford to fool around. As for me, I know where I’m coming from,’ I thought as I turned a page in my notebook. Both my parents were teachers and as the first son, they looked up to me to do well so I could help the family later. Thus I had no time for frivolities. I had to succeed in life for my family’s sake.

     

    * * * * *

    Finally, school was over and we left for the mandatory youth service programme. Jake and I were posted to different states. It was the first time in years that we were separated. By this time, we were so close, more like brothers rather than mere friends. Jake, who didn’t like the idea of my going so far away tried to influence my posting.

    “I will talk to my dad. He knows people at the headquarters and they will have you reposted to Lagos so we can be together again,” he told me one day when I called from my base in Niger State where I was serving.

    “Don’t bother, Jake. I like it here. The people are friendly and nice. Besides, it’s just for a year. It will be over soon and I will be back home before long,” I pointed.

    He reluctantly agreed and there was no more talk of my being reposted down South.

    Jake’s father, who was a business man had a lot of contacts in the business circles in the country. With his influence, he was able to get a job for his son even before the service year ended.

    I was happy and a bit envious as well when he called to give me the good news.

    “It’s a big company. They are into all kinds of stuff- manufacturing, food processing, construction,” he disclosed.

    “Lucky you. At least, you won’t be among the thousands of jobless graduates roaming the streets,” I said.

    He laughed then said:

    “You know what, Ray? I will like us to work in the same place. I will speak to my dad if he can fix you up in the company. Once he returns from his trip abroad, I’ll talk to him.”

    I liked the idea of our working together but I didn’t have much faith in my getting a job in such a big firm.

    ‘Afterall, jobs don’t grow on trees these days,’ I thought to myself as the call ended.

    So, you can imagine my surprise and excitement when he called to tell me two months later that I had been invited for an interview in the company.

    I was speechless for a while before I exclaimed:

    “But I didn’t apply! How come they are…”

    Jake laughed at my confusion.

    “Is this not Nigeria? With the right connection, you can get anything you want.”

    The job, he explained was for the post of a sales representative. “It comes with a car as you will be moving around a lot,” he stated.

    “A car? That’s great! But Jake, you talk as if I already have the job. I’ve not even done the interview yet,” I noted.

    He laughed again.

    “That, my friend is just a formality. The job is already yours!”

    We had just a month to go before we passed out as corpers. The thought of starting work as soon as we finished the youth service filled me with great joy. No endless job applications and rejections, no roaming the streets searching endlessly for jobs that did not exist with its attendant frustrations and sufferings…

    I silently thanked God for giving me a great friend like Jake. And I promised myself that I would work really hard at the job so that I would not disappoint him and his dad that had so much faith in me.

    Two months after our passing out, I resumed work at the company. Everyone, including my parents were surprised that I got a job so quickly after graduation.

    I told them about Jake’s role in it and they were very impressed.

    “He’s a good friend. Such friendship is rare these days so don’t take it lightly,” my father said. He promised to call Jake and his father and thank them for all their support.

     

    * * * * *

    My job involved marketing some of the company’s products. I had to move around a lot and the official car I was given helped in that regard. With time, I began to travel outside Lagos to other states where we had distributors of our products. I loved the job as it enabled me travel and see new places, meet new people. I preferred it to an office job where I would be sitting at a desk all day.

    It was during this period that I met Grace. She was the younger sister of one of our biggest distributors in the city. She was a final year student at the university and had come to spend the long vacation with her sister.

    I liked the girl as soon as I set eyes on her. It wasn’t just her obvious beauty alone. There was just something about her that I found so alluring.

    But despite the way I felt about her, I had not been able to speak to her about my feelings. It wasn’t that I was shy with girls or something. I just felt the time was not right.

    I always looked forward to going to the sister’s shop on business as I knew I would see Grace.

    Just seeing and looking at her made me happy.

    I was on my way there late one afternoon when I ran into Jake at the car park in the office. We were in different departments so we didn’t see that much at work. But we made up for it at weekends when we hung out together.

    He had closed for the day and was heading home.

    “My car suddenly developed problems. Battery problem likely. Guess I will have to take a cab home,” he said after we greeted.

    “No need for that,” I said. I intended closing as well once I had finished meeting Madam Betty, Grace’s sister.

    “Come with me and I will take you home later,” I offered.

    Grace was alone in the store when we arrived.

    “Sister just stepped out. She will be back shortly,” she explained.

    She served us drinks while we waited. I noticed Jake looking at her in a speculative way and my heart fell. I knew that look quite well. It was the sort of look he had whenever he saw a girl he fancied and wanted to sleep with.

    ‘Please, not this one,’ I thought as I looked at Grace. She had a new braided hairstyle which made her look even more pretty.

    When the woman returned, we sat to discuss business. I could not concentrate though. My eyes kept drifting to the front of the store. Jake was there, standing and chatting with Grace. I saw her laughing at a point and I became worried. What if she fell for Jake’s charms? Very few ladies could resist him. He was my friend but I didn’t want her to get involved with him as she would only get hurt in the end.

    We left shortly after. On the way, Jake kept talking about Grace.

    “Such a pretty girl. I’m thinking of inviting her out next weekend,” he announced.

    “What?” I exclaimed, turning from the road to glare at him.

    “Why do you look so surprised. You should know me by now. Once I see something I like, I go for it,” he said.

    I could not bear it any longer and I decided to be blunt with him

    “Jake, leave her alone,” I blurted out.

    He turned to me, surprised.

    “Why? Don’t tell me you like her too!” he said.

    “Jake, that’s not the issue now. Just don’t mess with her, that’s all I’m saying,” I implored.

    “Well, it’s too late for that. I want her. And I’m going to have her no matter what you or anyone says,” he stated firmly.

    I grew angry at his words. For the first time since we became friends, I wanted to punch him in the face…

     

    Will Grace become a source of conflict between the two friends? Watch out for the exciting details next Saturday!

     

    •Names have been changed to protect the narrator’s identity.

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  • I’m getting married soon, what can I do to gain weight?

    My name is Jenny from Calabar. I am 25 years old. I wasjust going through a magazine and I saw people talk to you about their problem. Here is mine – I am having a problems adding up weight. I have tried taking something but it’s not working. Please what do you think I should do because I will be getting married soon so I need to be full in my attire? Please help me.

    I was so happy when I read your concern. While most brides would do all crazy things to lose weight before their wedding day, you actually want to look round and healthy. Good. You must look great in the dress and in the photos because hundreds of guests would have their eyes on you and you don’t want to look hungry and too thin. We want to see those curves and not make people worry about whether you would be able to get pregnant fast. Some people are just born naturally skinny, but if you’re looking to put on a little healthy weight, there are many simple tricks you can do.

    1. Don’t go for “empty” calories. While chips and cookies look like the easiest way to put on weight, you want to put on HEALTHY weight. Go for snacks that have a fair amount of calories, but also a lot of nutritional value. Peanut butter is great for this. Mix it with carrots, crackers, apples, or anything and you have a delicious, healthy snack.

    2. Exercise. Yes, you need to exercise to gain weight. Yes! Lifting and weight training help your body gain muscle weight, which is the best kind of weight for your body to put on. Start off slowly if you aren’t used to doing this kind of training. Increase weight and decrease reps as you go along.

    Make sure to fill up on protein directly after a workout. This will help build muscle. Protein shakes are a great way to do this, and there are many different brands and flavors to try.

    3. Make sure all of your food groups are present in every meal.

     

  • My friends laugh at me in because I’ve never had sex at 24

    Hi Deola, I’m a guy of 24 and I’ve never had sex. My friends laugh at me in because of that. When I read your stuff in the dailies, I really feel like having sex. Looking forward to when I’ll have a taste.

    My dear, it is natural for you to look forward to when you will have a taste of sex, but I tell you, sex is worth waiting for. All those who laugh at you are just silly and may even have misplaced priority. Latecomers are not taken in the area of sex. Read all you can about sex so you can be a good husband to a good woman when the time comes. Those who engage in it now won’t tell you how many times they may have treated STDs or taken girls for abortion. It may not harm them now, but those are things that pile up to haunt them later. That is why so many people suffer in life without knowing the cause. The law of Karma. It just has a way of catching up with us.

     

  • I’m a police officer, one girlfriend is a fashion designer and the other is a health worker, which is best for me?

    Hello ma, please I am confused in my relationship, the reason is that, I have been in relationship with one lady for three years; she learnt fashion designing, she’s holding O’Level result but still planning to go further in school and I have another just of recent and she’s in a health school. Advise me please: is it bad to marry somebody that learnt work or the one holding certificate because I am a police in which I can be moved at any time; which one should I choose, please?

     

    Oga Police, marriage is much more than consideration for the worth of a woman’s certificate or her readiness woman to move with you to Maiduguri or Yobe especially during this period of insurgency in Nigeria if you are transferred. Marriage should be a union which has graduated from being just mere friends, to friends who are ready to live together to give support of whatever kind throughout life.

    The one you should choose is that one who loves you unconditionally. The woman who takes her job so seriously you can actually see her growing in leaps and bounds in a few years’ time is the one for you. Check her out around other people and check her out with other people’s children. Does she have enough love to go round? See her reaction to crisis – whether domestic or work related or even how she copes when confronted with her family issues. The one who is calm, balanced and gentle in crisis and prayerful is the one.

    Love is very important and we all want to choose that man or woman who professes much love, but love is never enough. Study both women and before long, you will know the one who is right for you.

    N.B: Men shouldn’t make the mistake of looking for the women like their mothers. Some mothers are pure hell; sure you won’t want your wife to be like hell.